/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Lovely Vixes EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T Booru: zoo.booru.orgThread journal Backup: pastebin.com/GiLL5kAS ZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/24151358Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/24151358Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/24151358TT: Canal District extended to the 12th!Previous TT: Internets Down (Late submissions are welcome!)TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
>>24160145This little gremlin doesn't deserve her
>>24160196Rude but alright, Nick can have him. Judy can please a nice mechanic vix.
>>24160257NO, I TAKE IT BACK.SHE CAN HAVE HIM
>>24160329Wow rude, taking Judy away from her newly claimed vix.
Holy crap previous thread went by fast, It just began when I went to sleep, wake up there is already a new one, what did I miss?
https://twitter.com/souu_2910/status/1147838731472130049
>>24160502>早く帰りたいNick (thought): I wanna go home soon>邪魔しないでJudy: Don't be a nuisance
>>24160474It really did fly by, I think most of the discussion was over how cute Ozzy would be as an aardwolf. That pic where Charlie was a stoat brought it on, pic is too cute, too strong...
>>24160860>That pic where Charlie was a stoat brought it onomg, that is too cute. Marty as a fox too.We had Betty as a sheepRemmy as a WolfCharlie as a shoat,Marty as a fox,Not we are talking about Ozzy as an Aardwolf...what if:Velvet as a wolf and Al as a deer
>>24161021>>24157176 ?
>>24159054>plansActually, there are no REAL plans. It's more interesting background knowledge than anything.
>>24161033Ah, I missed that one!okay. Rex as a tiger and Pandora as an American Badger
>>24161231
>>24161231>>24161235Top right looks like that chick from the goofy movie. Hope the designs are less catgirls.
>>24161231>>24161235I'm really interested in what Studio Trigger will doSeems like an interesting mix of a cyberpunk Zootopia and that splicing episode of Batman Beyond
>>24160749Lol NEVER EVER
>>24161166is that a ship?
>>24161414Not that I know of, just thought it would be fun to switch up these two's species.
>>24161166
>>24161752Cute
>>24161752reply you are simply fantastic
>>24161231Judging by the designs it seems like the males are more animalistic while females are cartoonie. I could be wrong but, I really want to see more.
>>24161752>Hey guys! Have you met my boyfriend, Rex?>*Charlie looks at Rex, looks back down at Pandora*>Now i understand why you are smiling all the time
>>24160360BANGBANGBANG
>>24161984>Pull my Devil Trigger
https://twitter.com/_popnll/status/1148210137267523584
>>24161752Well that's cheating. Dora's smile would look charming on anybody.
>>24161752Reply, you're too good for this world
>>24162113I still wonder if we'll get more works that involve some scenario like Sloshed Fox. If I remember correctly that was between Judy arresting Bellwether and Nick fully committing to join the police force, wasn't it?
アイドルつらい
Jack is not for gay
>>24163283well obviously if you're posting ones that make him look like a child
>>24163283
>>24162076
>>24163329Fuel draws everyone looking like a child and honestly it's kinda uncomfortable
>>24163488I can hear it.
>>24163329Better? he's even gonna shoot anyone who tries to stick a dick in him.His ass is for pooping only
>>24163702So he's a top, huh?
>>24163716His dick is for pussy only as well.
How many of you legit relate to Remmy?
>>24163770I don't, but not in a good way.
>>24163488alternatively
>>24163777>>24163488>>24161984Who the fuck left his cage open?
>>24163770I thought I did at first, but he's too much of a cute weirdo to really see myself as him.
>>24160145>>24160196>>24160257Nah, SkyeWeasel is the ultimate pairing
>>24163878Who does Jack end up with then? Gideon?
>>24163770I relate with his outsider persona, but we act nothing alike.
>>24163965This yeena needs a kiss.
>>24163770I relate to his bitter attitude in the beginning, how much he didn't trust anyone and assumed the worst of them. I've been in that position before, I just never let it blow up in my face like he did so I was at least able to make amends before things could get bad. I can't relate to how tough he is considering he lives on his own and found financial stability, he never backs away from confrontation like when Al told him to fuck off in Paint Job but he didn't, or when he convinced Al to help him find Charlie. But I do relate to how protective he is of everyone, how much he wants to belong to a group who cares about him. I would've stayed with Charlie, I'm quicker to pick up on and read people's emotions but that doesn't mean I've always done this in every interaction I've ever had, so seeing the fallout of these behaviors is fascinating and relatable. I'm gay and he's straight, but he's a great main character and I love seeing him get flustered by and eventually learn to flirt back with the women in his life.
>>24163965She needs a boop.
>>24164305ditto>>24163770the part of me that finds it hard to trust others and assumes the worst of every situation is totally me.But I am really emotional and would have a hard time turning my back to someone crying or needing help, so I probably would've told Charlie to come with me and Anneke (in the latest chapters Remmy makes this observation too)I am also kinda a lazy and put everything off till the last second, and Remmy... well he still hasn't looked for a job and he has been fired for nearly 2 months now.God, if he is asking for a job from Pandora when she comes out from the hospital I'm loosing my mind on his insensevity
>>24162290>Dora's smile would look charming on anybody
>>24165174cute
>>24165174Noice
>>24165174You have only proved the point further. Although, I have a hard time picturing Don looking as cute with that smile.
>>24164597I doubt Remmy would want to even work there knowing Avo would be there to bust his chops. I think the most he'll ask of her is to take it easy.>And possibly give him a rain check on that toy, he needs it, you see.
Uh oh, you've said something mean about Jack and FixeVixe is coming for youWhat do?
>>24165275Don's secret is that he looks cuter standing next to Dewey
>>24165339Die. Thank you fixevixe for fixing yet another thing.
>>24165174If you meant to disprove that theory, I'm sorry to say that Charlie looks absolutely adorable and deserves headpats.
>>24161752beegbajerteef
>>24161752This is amazing to wake up too, gentle giant Rex and a new badger to hug.
>>24165174Adorable.>>24165275>>24165400Now i want to see both Don and Dewey smiling like that. Both would look cute.
>>24163777https://youtu.be/YWa-rWSsoZA
Protozoot's dieselpunk charm is great, but I don't trust anyone to make it work. Original concept was neat, but the storyline was so grim even animators designing the Wilde Times were getting depressed and don't get me started on the edgefest that was that Zoodystopia fan comic.
>>24163210>>24165802source?
>>24163878This is some next-level heresy right here
>>24166316Here's the thingI still want to see it
>>24166040Dunno, I could see it working! I don't think all the attempts were perfect, especially some of the more extreme or cynical ones, but it's a setting that makes Nick and Judy relationship even more extreme as Judy involvement with Nick is against him from the start and Nick is the same to her. That is fun to read for me, if the person can balance the dystopia elements and light ones, I could see it being less of a chore to write/read through.
Zootopia but the kids have an orgy during the opening scene
>>24163878... gokhan?
Every tubedude needs a tubegirl, this is a fact.
>>24166544>distant :v is heard
>>24166590Tubedudettes are a myth
>>24163210Wut
>>24166533I can see it working too, but Byron's original concept was a bit too dark to be a commercial success. That said, protzoot concept art is absolutely amazing. I wish we had a protozoot story, but the only decent thing I've seen was Reply's Branch comic.
>>24166040>>24166533>>24166743https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13098777/1/Alternatopia-Real-SavagesI think this fic did a decent job at protozoot, even if I feel it kind of ended a little too cleanly concerning pred/prey relations.
>>24166743Definitely, but Byron idea was more of a passion project of his. Normally those are very personal and don't do that great in spite of how notorious and "instant-classic" they are. Still, if we're talking about the fandom that doesn't apply too much>BranchWe didn't even have a plot to that, Reply lost interest before we even got any explanation.
>>24166795>We didn't even have a plot to that, Reply lost interest before we even got any explanation.Branch is finished as far as I'm concerned. The story ends with Judy realizing she had been inconsiderate and trying to make amends, with the implication being two will make up eventually as Nick had been rather receptive and accommodating of her. Going through their explanations and apologies in details would be fairly redundant. also, jaded protozootopia Judy cop best cop.
What's the color supposed to represent again?
>>24166928Thats the bi flagand I dont care what artists say I think the colors look great
>>24166617>Martina, Mrs. Otterton, Kris, etc.Anon no, they're real, they just need to find a tubedude for them.
>>24165174>Charlie gives Remmy a genuine, toothy smile.>His heart skips a beat, and all he can think is, "She looks so beautiful."
>>24166928It means he's a total slut
>>24167171>>Martina, Mrs. Otterton, Kris, etc.Paid actors. Dude tubers in disguise employed to fool the masses and peddle the greatest conspiracy of all mammalkindThe ewes are behind it all, I'm sure of it. Don't fall for their lies, anon.
>>24161231AESTHETIC
>>24167208rude
>>24167278You know it's true.Just look at those "fuck me" eyes.
>>24165509I wanna fall asleep on top of tiger Rex and have him gently pat my back with his soft paw
>>24167197I want this, but for Charlie to have a gentle, adorable little laugh with Remmy unable to not think it's precious
>>24167317you're one creepy fuck
>>24167415Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>24167317For Judy only
>>24165299>Charlie crying on the bedside>Pandora with a vacant look and still dazed from coming out off Nighthowler>Everyone starts to leave, Betty approaches to guide Charlie outside gently>"So, rain check on that toy I had asked? I'm almost using my hoof lately after that night with Annie", says Remmy while he scratches his crotch
>>24167452Remmy, there is a time and a place man! Your balls have been blue for months; they can stay blue for a few more days!
>>24167427
>>24167475don't you fucking dare
>>24167475
>>24167560
>>24167573
What would make someone private their account? I used to watch this artist via a bookmark to their twitter but now only followers can see their stuff? What sense does that make? Now people can't enjoy their art.
>>24167586
>>24167602
>>24167622
>>24167634
>>24167649
I want drunk Remmy to whisper all the lewd shit he was to do to Betty
>>24167657
>>24167668
>>24167682
>>24167691
>>24167658>"I wanna hold your paw">Betty slaps the shit out of Remmy for his disgusting fetish
>>24167600Gary and Larry being badass, i love it.
>>24167475Kek, this is the "I have done my research" guy right? AKA. the micro-penis guy. Jesus, what a nutcase.
>>24167696I'm actually kind of impressed that the artist managed to make the self-insert character look like a completely different person in EVERY strip.
I wanna marry this sheep
>>24167696>>24167691kek, the previous artist had enough and wasn't going to continue this pathetic self-insert shit, so mr micropenis had to look for another artist desperate enough for his money.yes he even contacted me
>>24167770Who knows. He hasn't updated his "masterpiece of a story" in over two years.>>24167809Honestly, it looks like a different art style every page.
>>24167832This is still one of the best takes on RemmyIn that he's trying really hard to look like a badass
>>24167809With the new artist, at one point, he was Miles Morales; the next he became Victor Stone.
>>24167770Na, that was Menser, unless he uses different account names.This Zylo guy though... looking through his gallery is just a tad bit creepy.https://www.deviantart.com/zylo24/gallery/?catpath=/
PackStreet but Sheepdog doesn't look creepy
>>24168090But the creepiness is the best part.
>>24163210>アイドルつらいBeing an idol is tough
So apparently Vampire bats digestive system goesEsophagusIntestine (Yeah, I know)*THEN* Stomach*THEN* Intestine (Again)Also they weigh 30 grams and need to drink 20 grams of blood a night or else they'll die. Also, if they try to supplement anything else into their blood diet it'll kill them. And they are constantly urinating so that they don't weigh too much in order to properly fly.
>>24168162>Itty has his own list of donors, witting or no.
>>24167841>he even contacted mePlease tell us how you swatted him off, please. Or was it a boring and polite "sorry but i don't accept commisions"?
>>24167841And who are you exactly? Guys got a fantasy, its trash to us others, but whatever, let im have his fun.
>>24165174>Dora's smile would look charming on anybodyRem my just shit himself (sorry I'm late, fast threads lately)
>>24168314>Itty is a vampireAnd he disguised himself as a fruit bat, clever.In hindsight, that explains why neither that possum and that antelope he hangs around with so much don't want to go out during the day. He turned them!
>>24168369Time to activate even more anti-bat defensesAlso garlicMay you have a good night /ztg/
>>24168493Have a good snooze mongoose. Don't let the mosquitoes or vampires bite you.
>>24168369All those melons were just a cover! I bet he stuffs those mangos with PEOPLE! Also RIP cute possum, I'll remember you as a cute possum. Lope too, a cute possum.>>24168493Sleep tight mr Sig.
>>24168323I wanted to trash him at first but I simply went with the "there are no humans in zootopia, that's the base rule of that entire world. Sorry I don't draw things that go against the source material's basic rules"so yeah I kept it boring, I'm not risking pissing off a psycho like that
>>24168493Sleep warm tuber
>>24168172>Judy whenever she is in a borba comic
>>24168162One other thing. They are highly social creatures and will often help one another when one is starving by regurgitating into the other's mouths.Yeah. Their evolution and one of the things that have made their survival as successful as it is: Vomiting.
>>24166743source?
>>24167276Having been there, the first thing my eye is drawn to is the bags of rubbish.There are virtually no rubbish bins in Japan!
Is sheepdog a waning ship? Or are the supporters just dormant?
>>24167832His attempt at looking like a badass just makes me chuckle.
>>24168554But the Possum and Lope aren't dead. They are UNdead, big difference.
>>24168978Ironically should've been the contrary since we had slight downblouse. I would do it but I really don't like hooves.
>>24169086Anon... with Tiger T-rex the vamp hunter on the case it's only a matter of time.
>>24167475>Look at this dude...
>>24168004>>24168559dam that niggas got problems
>>24169089Another thing is that I wish we had more of Al drawn.It's kind of odd since he's such a major character and all.
>>24168978Sheepdog is the ship with the most amount of art, isn't? How is it dormant?
>>24169151Al is for Velvet. Also doesn't help that the only other person I can see him with is Avo. Drawing him with Charlie and Annie is also kind of weird.Could see with Pandora.
>>24169187I think he means lately there hasn't been that much Sheepdog, mind you it's the ship that Nobby would draw 4 pics every week.
>>24168162>>24168672God, this is fucked.
>>24169135ok nvm it turns into around 3.8ft tall so higher chances of underage rather than manlet i aint touching shota stuff peace.
>>24169261I mean Al in general. Not necessarily him fucking somebody.
>>24169261Well there's also a lack of Velvet.More of them just being a couple would be nice.Dunno why everyone thinks there needs to be some crazy scenario for something to be worth drawing.
>>24169522I could go for some Al and Velvet hand-holding while strolling through a park as the autumn leaves fall around them
We talking ideals?In an ideal world, somebody would draw a new Martina picture every day.Am I right, or am I right?
I'm going to commit a hate crime here but I don't care: Al is the most boring Pack member.
>>24169554*Mrs Ottertonftfy
>>24169569
>>24169296I know man. It gets worse.Because their diet is strictly 20 grams of blood in a 30 gram body, that's like a 150 pound human having to drink 100 pounds of fluids every night just to survive. Their digestive system needs to be fast in order for them to not weigh too much in order to fly, which means they urinate merely *two minutes* after feeding.And because of this, they are at extreme risk of dehydration all the time.
>>24169565That is Velvet
>>24169574Why not both?
>>24169554In an ideal world, everyone in the thread is a CC.
>>24169565You have a guy who is old fashioned yet highly progressive in his ideals, doesn't give a shit who hates the kind of relationship he has, is genuinely kind and keeps the peace by being intimidating while also never raising his voice. I have a hard time understanding why you think he's boring. Maybe it's because he's too well put together.
>that one artist you wish made some Pack Street artWhat's her/his name?
>>24169565That's because you're probably like 19 and don't understand why everybody can't be crazy wacky wierdo's all the time.Somebody needs to be a good role model for these kids.
>>24169629I'd tell you, but then you'd actually look him/her up.
>>24169638Ouch! Yes, you read me like a book.
>>24169619Wouldn't we still all have constant depression and writer's block / artist's block?
>>24169629Literally any japanese artistJust imagine if Pack Street caught on over thereIt won't, it literally never would because it's ingrained in American social sensibilities that wouldn't translate to Japan at all, but man I'd love to see their takes on the characters
>>24169629DA HOOTCH
>>24169655>writer's block / artist's blockNot if everyone takes inspiration from critiques/other works.>constant depressionNo guarentees on this, however.
>>24169661Yeah... Those guys would hate everyone in pack street, full stop. Phil might end up being an ensemble dark horse for them because he's so shy and reserved.
>>24169624>progressiveTry using a real world instead. What do you mean?
>>24169661THIS
>>24169629hladilnik
>>24169569>>24169574>>24169577>>24169664Get this canon shit outta here. This is Pack Street hours
>>24169698>Try using a real worlddid you mean word
>>24169698He means he's progressive
>>24169638>everybody can't be crazy wacky wierdo's all the timeWhich is why we also need more Rex. He is a grounded boy and a good boy.
>>24169697>Those guys would hate everyone in pack street, full stopOr they'd just drop all nuance and turn them into typical Japanese archetypes. Betty would be the tsundere, Anneke yandere, Avo would be whatever the "oho ho ho" older ladies are called, Al is the superbadass tough guy, Remmy is the generic anime protag, you get the ideaCharlie is genki
>>24169741>Yandere AnnekeI'm not sure if this is hot as fuck or terrifying.
>>24169741What is it with Japan and categorizing everything like that?It's like they want all of their stuff to be generic and predictable.
>>24169698You stupid fuck, you know what I mean.Okay...He has old fashioned ideals like a man needs to look respectable for his woman, he keeps up appearances and tries to keep a strong solid ground in front of others, but he also allows people of different species to join his pack, breaking the long lasting norm of wolves only. Plus, he's been engaged to a doe since he was a kid. He believes in monogamy and hates anything "deviant" when he himself by definition is a deviator to the norm.
I still love how much this thread trashes japanese stuff.
>>24169791As in we diss the japs, or we out do them?
>>24169727So, if Al is Progressive, would Velvet be Flo?
>>24169791It's tsundere.We only trash them because we also love them.
>>24169791Wildehopps fans are rabid
>>24169797Diss. It's pretty hilarious seeing someone complain about how bad common denominator things are on Japan.
>>24169762>What is it with Japan and categorizing everything like that?>It's like they want all of their stuff to be generic and predictable.I completely agree. Like, you could describe any Pack Street character using archetypal terms as a foundation, sure. Charlie is based on a Sherlock Homes-like archetype of the detached, amazingly perceptive genius; Al is hardened but has a deeper heart beneath; even calling Marty a nerd is to lean on archetypal terms and understanding.But they all need additional nuance and detail to be realized. So many anime/manga casts are just "here's the archetype" and that's it. There's literally nothing beyond that. I've seen anime that advertised itself in that way, even saying "this character is the tsundere" and shit like that. Why?
>>24169762That categorization is why Goku has that grandma voice, not just because they don't believe in changing voice actors either. They believe if a character is stupid or foolish, then their voice needs to match that mindset. It's really superficial and stupid, I know. It's why the manga publishers wanted All Might to look more "pretty and bishounen." So that the "readers can like him more. Make him less ugly and muscular."The author said to himself, "Fuck that mindset. I'm making All Might a giant badass" and people love his character. Take that, Japanese categorical archetypes! You're a cheap method to make people buy your shit and all it does is it makes things appear as disingenuous as it is.
>>24169764>hates anything "deviant" when heThat seems too far. He's more pragmatic and mellow.
>>24169760
>>24169629
>>24169804Nah, she's not a complete bitch in person
>>24169818I feel like Japanese archetypes (as they are now, at least) might just be a result of corporatization and advertising more than anything at this point. Everyone's pushing it like it's all Japanese audiences want but no one actually asked the audiences.
>>24169813Explain please.
>>24169835Damn...
>>24169809Not really applicable in this case since it started from Pack Street Rick and Morty-ing but yes WH shippers also go nuts saying Japanese are pedophiles and rapists and lumping Ahiru, Rikuo and awawa (+more) as those. It's great.
>>24169830He's mellow, but I think it's fair to say he tries to avoid certain things. He got annoyed with the gummy bunny butts snacks, for instance. But yeah, i wouldn't say "hate" so much as "mild displeasure" over certain things. As Remmy mentioned, Al respects appearances.
>>24169860I refuse, figure it out or assume I have no arguments if you can't figure out what common denominator is.
https://twitter.com/_ADKT/status/1148331499017494528
>>24169843That's true. There's more and more of this happening because of marketing not allowing any freedom of writing in less known works. It's like anime became its own antithesis over the years. Rarely does a new anime come out that breaks the easy to swallow archetypes because doing that would make it harder to advertise
>>24169890The phrase >complain about how bad common denominator things are on Japan.was ambiguous. Are you saying we are complaining about things that are just common place in japan? Or are we mistaken about what it's like there? Or just bitching about things that are common place everywhere? Or how complaining in general just appeals to our base instincts?
>>24169890Go on r/iamverysmart if you think you're too good to have a conversation about something you're griping about
>>24169917which pack street character is this?
>>24169925I really don't understand how loli porn can even exist. Or how animators are okay with making that stuff. I'd need to douse myself in a mix of bleach and holy water after creating that stuff with my hands
>>24169944The one that will only be mentioned in the last chapter in passing before the focus shifts back to sheep dick
>>24169944Thats Ozzy but as a fox
>>24169975Well that explains his high sex appeal
>>24169933Complaining about how their latest ultra popular anime otaku culture banner is full of common denominator market researched predictable tropes. >>24169938Unlike your homesite, there's no point in arguing in 4chan because nobody here really cares.
>>24169993>Unlike your homesiteI don't even have a reddit account
>>24170056Thanl you, I was worried if I'd lose sleep wondering if you just browsed or had an account.
>>24170088No problem man. I'm happy to help retards who can't help themselves. It's the right thing to do.
>>24169993>>24169813So taking these two sentences together, it's hilarious to see people complaining about the latest popular anime is full of trite, predictable tropes?
https://twitter.com/takatmadisney/status/1148181376585236481
>>24170127Yes.
>>24170124I wish I could quit you.
>>24170124
>>24170145Why? Shouldn't such things be mocked for being lazy and predictable? And how does this apply to zootopia threads, rather than a thread on /a/ ?
>>24170185>And how does this apply to zootopia threads, rather than a thread on /a/ ?>>24169741 >>24169762>Why? Shouldn't such things be mocked for being lazy and predictable? Definitely, but we're talking about something made for that exact purpose. That's where the hilarity is and the prohibition isn't, you're free to be entertaining.
>>24169925Why was this deleted?
>>24169522>Dunno why everyone thinks there needs to be some crazy scenario for something to be worth drawing.same reason why we don't have a single same species relationship [spoiler]that isnt incest[/spoiler]
>>24169884I think Al's disapproval has more to do with how and where they got the snacks than the titillating nature of the snacks themselves.
>>24170410Probably. Although he does tell Remmy "no deviant shit. (And none of that cool mayo crap.)"
>>24170867these guy comics are cute
>>24170822>"BUY THIS CARROT!"
>>24170965>>24170822
>>24169629BubbleWolf.Glacierclear.
>>24169629Glitched Puppet. Really would like to see her take on the characters if anything.
>>24169629A certain artist I follow on tumblr who was turned off by how straight Remmy is
>”Sewers? Bunny, if you want help from me or anyone down here to get that guy of yours, you’re gonna have to stop calling our home that”>”So... what is this place?”>”The Canal District, Fluff. Try to keep your clothes from getting wet”
>>24171331what a fucking bigot lmao
>>24171195I love Judy's smile in that one.
>>24171596Who has done this cool pic?
>>24171611rude desu
>>24163922Jack is for the rope, that's what>>24166316Still better than a Gary Stu bun>>24166555Yeah, trippy, Gok did some good shit.
I can't wait for anons to start pissing themselves when Weaver finally shuts down their ship.It's not going to be me though, because I can't be wrong.
>>24169664Floof
>>24171720I'm shocked people still care.
>>24171720would be happy.
>>24171720Which ship will he scuttle?
>>24171776You'll never know.>wink
>>24171720The only thing worse would be Weaver confirming yet another character is straight
>>24171720only Weaver can decide the winner of the Remmybowland it'll probably be no one, just to let us have fun
>>24171720What if I ship Remmy with the sweet release of Death?
>>24171776Marty x Anneke
>>24171813How can you go beyond 100%?
>>24171844By making Ozzy straight
>>24169837Fuck yeah. I'd love a whole comic by him.
>>24171844Easy, he pulls off an anti-JK Rowling and confirms that YOU are straight
>>24169569>>24169577How much would you be willing to pay for some fresh Nick semen?
>>24171878Do you think Nick would be selling Fox Cop Bath Water?
>>24169569>>24169577>>24171878Vixens will pay top dollar.
>>24171776charty
>>24171952That one charty.... anon might actually self harm.I'm worried for them.
>>24171997who do you think youre talking to
>>24171997It's a sacrifice we must make if we are going to get the superior Charlie ship
>>24172005Oh no....
>>24171813I wish we could have a thread without annoying shitposting like yours
>>24172049Too bad
>>24172049This is Pack Street General. Shitposting is all we do here.
>>24171865That would be hilarious. Kinda like how some gay guys think that everyone has the propensity to be gay but a straight guy is telling us that we're all straight deep down. Both are quite aggravating.
>>24172005Does anyone ever realize that as a member of the mustelid family, Marty must smell awful on tiring days at the library?
>>24172131Marty smells awful on regular days too.
>>24172131I dont think animal traits mean much when deodorant is a thing
>>24172049These threads nowadays are actually rather tame.You would not have wanted to be here around 2017.
>>24172131That's hot
>>24172142I bet his angery rants make him sweat through his deodorant>>24172150Well he probably spends more on musk mask than most tenants probably.
>>24172175Yea, there where heavy shitposting sprees that lasted days if not weeks at a time.We are living in good times.
>>24169583I forgot to mention another fucked up thing about Vampire Bats.If they don't drink blood every 36 hours they'll die. Blood has no fat in it, it's mostly water. Fat is basically where extra energy is stored that would allow us to survive for a little longer if we lack food to consume. Mice can survive up to 3-4 days without eating because they can consume fats which linger inside of their system. It's like being stored with extra batteries.Vampire bats don't have this luxury. So if they don't drink blood everyday, they'll fucking die.
>>24172013im ascended dont worrygood night /ztg/
>>24172485Sleep tight anon.
Imagine unironically being born a hoofer
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>>24171674Me, but with my phone and finger
>>24172532>>24172791Ozzy is the goof who likes basketball right?yeah i'm fine with this
>>24172812How does batto hold a phone without hands?
>>24172812That's completely rad! How are you doing batto? Did you eat all the poutine?
>>24172883He holds the phone with his wings and draws with his feet, duh
>>24172812Better watch out batto, i've heard there's a badger with wooden stakes and holy water going after you and your possum and antelope
>>24172812I seriously thought it was from one of the japanese CCs.
Why is Skyler so perfect?
>>24172928There should really be more art of Deke doing tasks like drawing with his feet instead of his wings. It makes more sense to me, because bats can actually grasp things with their feet.
>>24173396He's got all the cute of Skye, plus a bit of smug and a dick.
>>24173426Man, I still love how the thread got together and picked the Deke name.It was heart-warming co-ordination.
>>24173552That happened?
>>24173396>>24173518I WANNA MARRY HIM
>>24170124source?
>>24172928>>24169086>>24173040wat
Timelapse for those interested>>24172911I actually got sick of it the first day i got here>>24173040Sh- should I be worried???>>24173122glad to deceive ;)>>24173426I should, but it seems like he uses his mouth more than his feet
>>24173562Just like Blorf>>24173614Too cute, and RIP.
>>24173614Thats adorable>>24173623>it seems like he uses his mouth more than his feetOf course, he just loves mangoes!
>>24173614Fuel, you gotta stop drawing Deke. I'm running out of screens to set them as wallpapers
>>24173623Nope, you shouldn't be worried.Do try to keep away from and badgers with garlic collars though. And don't let them get close to your lope and poss either.
>>24172767Being a hoofer is worth it if I get a big dick.Those tiny dick hoofers though... oof.
>>24173614>"You can't actually see what I'm drawing with, but I'll give you a hint; I have to clean the screen regularly."
>>24173835Hey, some people like small dicks!I bet smaller mammals would appreciate them too
>>24173623>Timelapse for those interestedDid you just do that with your finger, or use a stylus ?Seriously impressed!
>>24173835>Being a hoofer is worth it if I get a big dick.Becomes a big dicked hoofer, just like all the others, can't gat a root and can't beat off with his hoofs.What now dreamer boy?
>>24173902Get a cat, duh.
Anons, what's a good name for a gay resort in the Canal District?
>>24173902Autofellatio
>>24173920Canal District Gay Resort.
>>24173623>it seems like he uses his mouth more than his feet>>24173701no
>>24173920Dicks by the Dyke
>>24173914
>>24173925>AutofellatioCan equines?
>>24173920Lion's Pride, assuming its a resort run by gay lions
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>>24173999>When he sees a picture of a mango.
>>24173589It sounds like you have the gay anon. You need to find a cure before you're a dick sucking slut whore.
