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Post proto-bun
>>23836469Skye's just getting close enough for the kil...
>>23836469>>23836732
>>23836697I could have sworn Nobby did a protoman Judy pic but for the life of me I can't find it. So sad, megabun is too cute.
>>23836933
>>23836800>>23836732>Gideon casts "bullet" on fox scoundrel Nick
>>23820663ACA, you're always a treat to see. And its easy to see you because you stick out like an anteater's nose.That's a common expression, you can't get mad at me for using it.>>23824699I don't know how we can properly celebrate this, but we should get our top minds on figuring it out.And considering you have a PhD now, I think that means you're our top mind. Figure it out!>>23832964Making Visiti happy by drawing his trashy ladies is a super kind thing to do. Its like the opposite of smacking your friend in the face with your tail.My head and throat are still killing me, but I'm will-powering the virus to die faster.Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope your ISP doesn't jerk you around when you ask about repair times.
>>23837062Sleep tight bunner
Huh... I think I might have stumbled onto something
>>23837170What do you guys think?
>>23837014>I'll give you a spankingMrs. Wilde is thirsty
>>23837178The boop is SO close
>>23837178actually a good way of defining form. Try skipping the line art and make something with just different values.
Tried adding foreground and background elements to see how that would work, I think it's good
>>23837209Imagine, Nick is listening as Judy chews him out with that half lidded smile of his. Then his eyes flicker down to her finger and then back up for a split second. Then he closes his eyes and just leans that extra bit to boop himself on her finger. Judy chokes up and gets all red and starts sputtering and Nick's smile grows just a tad wider.
>>23836697I've seen this around (and liked it) before, and only just now looked more closely at some of the detail.For some reason I find the body language not matching the fascial expressions?Not so much critiquing as opening discussion...If film Judy is looking surprised, why does she look to be leaning into the embrace, just as proto Judy looks to be pulling away?Or is it just me?
>>23837756Couldn't really tell you actually, maybe it just wasn't something planned for. Sometimes things look great but when you really look at it, you see flaws. Things don't match up as much under closer scrutiny but for your first time seeing it it's really good.
>>23837170>>23837178This is an interesting effect, and probably not as easy as it comes across.My personal taste is towards the first version without outline.Still debating if eyes will finish it, or be too much?
>>23837756Maybe Judy was surprised to see proto-Judy and wanted to hug her back, while proto was pulling back from the hug she just gave?
>>23837812it is isn't it, and it's actually not as hard as you think, give me a few minutes, I'll make a video for you to see my process ha ha.
>>23837908
>>23837459Was looking at the 'G' string effect at Judy's hips, so had a quick crack at forming buttocks.Have to think a bit differently to use this concept.
>>23837967I'll give you the hint, stop at the waist and then draw the legs that's closest to you first, then the other leg and barely skim the outer part of the cheek to get the g-string effect.
>>23837896>Judy, Jack, and Proto-Judy were all childhood friends>They got along due to their shared dreams of “making the world a better place”>Judy got into the ZPD>Jack became part of the ZBI>Proto-Judy...Shit, what does Proto-Judy do?
>>23838091military or she became mall cop
Ok, videos gotta render then I'll get it up here>>23838111
Alright here we go! https://vimeo.com/343399611
Just borrowing this from another thread.It's a crop of bluedrg19https://e621.net/post/show/1191056
>>23838361>Feet up...wut?
>>23838361OK, watched.
>>23838995Hope that works for you, it helps if you have the silhouette of your pose in your head, even if you can't really work out the foreshortening in your head it'll at least gives you an idea to work from. >>23838740After working on posing for a long while, you can kinda figure out what you're doing from the feet up. Kinda like a tree, you know where the roots are, you can figure out the trunk from there and then adding the branches after.
>>23838808We need more happy judes listening to music, perhaps even jamming.
>>23838091House wife.
Oh this is nice...
Brothers of the mine rejoice...
>>23839930go on...
>>23839930Zoot 2 or pack street update?
>>23838091
>>23840268>Pent up anger over her strange name drove Proto-Judy to join Zootopia's armed forces.>She earned a reputation for being tough as nails, and so was called upon whenever a dangerous mission needed doing.
>>23840268MGS Knoteater
>>23840268> this means Proto-Nick is EVAI can already imagine him zipping down his track suit to show off that chest fluff
>>23841205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
So, what the price list for a tube?
>>23842190*what is
>>23841310Wat, I dont get it...
>>23842190>>23842199$2.00 per inch, measure from nose to tail-tip
>>23842493Where is the art of this tubeShe’s a cutie
>>23842190>>23842493TUBES ARE NOT FOR SALE
>>23842676Hey now let's not be hasty.Everyone not lucky enough to be born rich has to sell themselves in one way or another to put a roof over their head. Could be this tube enthusiast would make a better offer than corporate interests.
>>23842719This is tube trafficking, I'm reporting you to the ZPD
>>23842984Oh no Br'er Fox, please don't throw me in the briar patch
>>23842493I need a lewd of this tube and Henrietta together.
>>23842190>>23842676Tubes are absolutely for sale.
Every tube has a price.
>>23842493>>23842676How many inches is a Terry?
>>23843122In order to obtain Terry, you need to marry him. Not all tubes are cheap sluts
>>23843175How much is his dowry, then
>>23843175Done and done.
>>23843175DIVORE
>>23843229Squirrel marriages are not elligable
>>23843518You cannot annul our love.
>Nick never got bullied by his fellow scouts>Meets Skye there>They become friends
>>23843901can you call it love if it's one sided?
Give me your crackiest of ships (bonus points obscure OCs x Canon and OC x OC from different fanfics/AUs).I'll start. Wolter and Skye
>>23843951That's adorable.
>>23843951>Skye becomes the overly controlling girlfriend to Nick, and refuses to let him hang out with Clawhauser, Finnick and Honey because they're "not good enough".
>>23843980Beaver/Marty
>>23843969That is how most love stories begin.
>>23844034Vetoed. The bubbly carefree and extremely non-jugemental vixe would make for a great addition to any company but would also make sure nobody gets in trouble.
>>23844070But if you add Skye to Nick's group, you'll just get Gwen Skye, and she'll wind up gay and call Nick a bigot who deserved to get raped in jail.
>>23844110wew, anon, that escalated quickly
>>23844125Hey, Zistopia was the one who did the escalation first.
>>23844136Zistopia and Borba should do a collab
>>23844110>and she'll wind up gay>Gay skye. Unthinkable
>>23844151is it?
>>23843075DO NOT>>23843151This is a secret>>23843229'Tis but a forgery, delet>>23843518>>23843969I see at least some anons siding with me
>>23843980Nick x Kii CatanoI just want to see Nick with some type of feline.
>>23844212 I never knew I wanted that. Good sell, anon.
>>23843980Kameela x Sam
>>23844236Sam who? Anon, you can't just drop names like that, where's your elevator pitch?
>>23844248Labger's Raccoon
>>23843980Judy and Flash
>draw something>go to bed pleased with result>wake up>look at it again>not bad, make a correction>try to post>wonder why you fucking drew it and if you should actually post itI make poor decisions when I'm tired
>>23843980Rufinius Frisk and Terra. Obscure enough?
>>23844212Nick x the Empress from the new Hat in Time DLCNick's joining a new mafia now
>>23844568>Rufinius FriskI wanted to like that story but Jack was so insufferable.
>>23844601Everything about that story was insufferable.
>>23843980Bogo and Pandora>"Ma'am, we have reason to believe that you're harboring illegal substances.">"I assure you, officer, that I have done no such thing.">"Then you wouldn't mind if I get a little... frisky?">"Not at all, sir~ but are the cuffs really necessary?">"Oh shut it. They look good on you.">"Pink fuzz? Really?">"Keep talking and I'll cuff your legs, too.">"That's abuse of power, Bullpup. I can get you court-martialed.">"Then I guess I can't let you go~">A few resounding clicks, and the tiger is locked in place.>Unable to defend herself from being ravaged by her buffalo lover.
>>23844732>Dora>A sub
>>23844704Fair enough, I like schlock but 90% of the conflict in the story was caused by Jack being a piece of shit. To top it off Jack gets a slap on the wrist at the end despite being guilty of several felonies and being directly responsible for the murders of several innocents.This is on top of him being an absolute scumbag.
>>23843980Nick X JudyAl X Velvet
>>23841140
>>23844776>what is power bottoming or switchesPlus, it's a crack ship so I went full cheeseAnd who says the big tiger mama can't let someone else take charge? It's a cute idea to me desu
>>23844956would huff
>>23844790While I agree with you about Jack, I personally just hated the whole "evil omnipotent organization" shtick along with "Nick does evil things for so and so reasons". The last one infuriates me, because Nick wants to be good, that is his whole fucking character.
>>23844956hot
Al and Velvet's biggest secret is that they've never had sex together because they're both tops
>>23844956> press R1 to stare at chest
>>23845044>Al and Velvet's biggest secret is that they've never had sex together...without a guest star for them to dom together
>>23845129YouI like the way you think
>>23845005It does get old after a while. I've got a high tolerance for bad storytelling but that story really pushed it. That version of Jack might be one of the most infuriating versions I've had to bear witness to. He's a villain but the story treats him like a misguided hero. This despite him literally planning on murdering Nick as one of his first actions in the story. It baffles me that the author could write an otherwise competent albeit cliche story but somehow fuck up one character so bad that it tanks the whole thing.
>>23844956amazing style, but who is the artist?
>>23845321So does Dora.>>23845152Hey, do you remember that story where Judy turned out to be Jack's wife, they utterly betray Nick after killing his dad, and everyone fucking hated them?
>>23845385Can't say I do. Sounds like a fun story all around.
>>2384495610/10 would not fuck.
>>23845385Hey, what about that story where Nick went to jail, almost got raped and killed, and during that time Judy was getting cozy with Jack? And when Nick was finally released, on his birthday, Judy spent part of the party thinking about dating Jack?
>>23844956>As Judy reaches the rendezvous point, she spots the fox facing away and half-dressed.>Red, muted fur in full display, as well as something new around his neck.>After getting his attention and eye-full of that cream-colored chest, she asks:>"That collar... where'd you get it?">"The Colonel.">"She found out?!">"Heh. If she did I'd be dead. No. She's a sadist. Enjoys watching mammals get shocked. She's scum.">Judy thumbs through the burns on his neck making him flinch, but at the same time lean into her touch.>As she trails the burned lines along his neck, she notices one that feels out of place.>"Where'd you get this one?">"Injury. From when I defected.">"From a comfy desk job? No, and it's much older than that.">He steps in closer, chest to chest, and runs a paw down her side.>"You really wanna know?">Judy gives him a knowing stare.>"Well too bad." The fox playful pulls away. "A guy's gotta have some secrets."
>>23844956>>23845275considering the eyes and lines, either thats reply messing around with us, or... its foxbutt. but i havent seen them in ages
>>23845275>>23845796Looks like Fuel using binary brush.
>>23844956>>23845796It could be also Fuel, considering the filename
>>23845275>>23845796It's Fuel.
>>23845851>>23845853>>23845858oh shit, ya, its fuel
i really should draw more of this
>>23845877also aftercare cuddles
>>23845894I wanna pet the kitty
>>23845894Nice to see you again NAH, she cuteAlso happy burfday!
>>23845970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XGcrvsXJMY
>>23846075I never knew I needed rave slut yeens in my life before now.
>>23846119Your entire life up until now has been a complete lie.Also, happy birfday Yeener.
https://twitter.com/wowiealli/status/1141421227971624960
>>23846308
>>23846321
>>23846337
>>23844015Fripp, is that you?
>>23846498I'm pretty sure this is abuse of authority.
>>23836697Proto-Judy looks like she'd be down for all the fun stuff
>>23845894Happy birthday criminal
https://twitter.com/NotCleverTom/status/1141060462647349248
>>23843980Ozzy and Al
>>23844110You need to let go of that Zistopia thing man, it's not healthy to be that bitter over a dead meme
>>23844732Fuck, I'd actually like to see more of this.
>>23847231Funny thing, considering how many people are still hoping for a Pack Street update. ;)>(mostly) joking
>>23836469author?
>>23845898I love me some after care
>>23847267It's not dead, it's sleeping
>>23847433It's not sleeping, it's in a coma like Dewey
>>23847395source?
>>23847478You mean dead like Dewey. And Dora.Since the fic is dead.
>>23847478Yeah. Dewey isn't in any danger of dying, just like Pack Street isn't in any mortal danger.... Right?
Anyone have that alternate version of this? Can't find it in the booth.
>>23847604Booru*Fucking autocorrect
>>23847604This?
>>23847395That's what I like to see, someone willing to put all that effort into a simple sight gag.
>>23845970>>23846075>>23846176>>23846969Thanks.
>>23847996Man, Travis is taking that dildo like a champHow does he manage that?
>>23848063Tube black magic.
>>23848063>Dildos are long, tubular objects used for sexual gratification>Tubedudes are long, tubular objects used for sexual gratificationThink of them like two pieces of a puzzle that slot together
In the end I was able to make it for TT
>>23847996Really love when dudes press their face up against a dick
>>23848102>With no porn to watch, Nick decides to make his own
>>23847977https://twitter.com/FunnyBoxxo/status/1140782797357031425
>>23846308>>23846321...SNOOKIE!?
>>23847977Should we be getting a bad feeling about this?
>>23848101>Think of them like two pieces of a puzzle that slot togetherOr maybe knot.>see what I did there?
>>23848711At first glance this picture scared me because I thought it was sounding and I hate that fetish; it freaks me out.
>>23848730Must..ressist..the..urge..to..draw..that..!
>>23848711Cock Vore
>>23848730You mean like...No wait, this is just live dildoing
>>23848711>>23848783*Reverse Cock Vore>>23848773Don't know about that other guy, but I won't judge.
>>23848730>I thought it was sounding and I hate that fetishWhats this do for your jimmies?
>>23847977>>23848577Was artist reply to this pic by afruitvegetable
>>23849100>It's called "steroids," sweetheart.
https://twitter.com/ss1msy/status/1141850532295917575
May you have a good night and TT /ztg/Also remember that tubenapping is a serious crime
>>23849499
>>23849509WAKE UP TERRY! STOP TUBENAPPING!AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>23849509Sleep warm tuber
>>23849526Tubenapping, you say? I swear it wasn't me.
>>23849509>tubenapping is a serious crime>is a tube, proceeds to take a naphmm>>23849589Don't worry, it's legally not you doing the tubenapping if Terry is already napping when you take him>>23849499>>23849514Man, S1m does some amazing zoot loodsNice to see Gid and Sharla getting some love
Wait, TT is today?
>>23849689Oh shit it is, I should have put that in the OP..
>>23849689Today is thursdayMaybe i have to make something?I know...>>23849589Hey there Yeen.On behalf of all of us tubedudes who live with you, i'd like to say:PAY THE BILLS ALREADY, WE HAVE BEEN OUT OF INTERNET FOR 3 HOURS ALREADY!HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR COMPUTER? YOU WANT ME TO WRITE AN ESSAY OR WHAT?Also, we ran out of soda so if you could buy some on your way to pay the internet, that would be good.
>>23844248uncultured SWINE
>>23849818Oh, you'll get your soda, alright.
>>23848928I hate you i hate you so much that fetish scares the shit outta me. What if that metal snaps inside your penis like an acupuncture needle can snap inside your skin?
>>23849144Doesn't account for the huge dick tho
>>23849144>It's called "steroids," sweetheart.We, actually no.Dicks usually shrink with 'roids.
>>23849499>>23849514What?No, Sharla is for Gideon
>>23850354>No, Sharla is for GideonSorry, at first glance I thought it was Nick
Reminder that servals are the cutest
>>23849818Calm down tube, I think he is gonna pay it soon.In the meantime you can pass your time in other ways, like having a sexy time with Terry.
>>23850240So, how do you feel about stiletto heels?
trying to push through and draw some more
>>23850240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IwYakbxmxo
>>23850479This is an odd training, but I'm kinda into it.
>>23850403Only the girl ones
Run, don't walk to the library's free Wi-Fi, because /ztg/ Party 4 is LIVE! https://mixer.com/silverchaseWe begin in 15 minutes. Get yourself a player spot while we wait.How to play: Watch the stream in one window and open jackbox.tv in another. Join the game by entering the four-letter room code onscreen.
>>23850479>tigress evaluating Nick's dickkek and arousing at the same time
>>23850479That's another 2 weeks of parking duty at least.
>>23850517Nope
>>23850517All cats are lewd and girls.
bun
>>23850185This sounds ominous.
>>23850479okay judy control yourself a little
>>23850734Nick you're supposed to go to a doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
>>23850734>Nick gets turned on by stopping crime
>>23848583Oooh.... oooooh... I like that bun...
Internet is down STOP Carrier pigeons failed STOP Found some old technology STOP Five fives will survive STOP Send in your own messages STOP It will only take five minutes STOP New rules and prompts below STOP No excuses and that means you Comic STOPRULES:>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt>First digit chooses your object>Second digit chooses your emotion>Free Choices are picked from the listed options>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object>Maximum five minutes to write>Maximum of five lines>OBJECTS:1. Computer2. Card(s)3. Television4. Book5. Grass6. Ball7. Phone8. Router9. Couch0. Free Choice>EMOTIONS:1. Frustration2. Boredom3. Curiosity4. Exhaustion5. Contemplation6. Longing7. Panic8. Relief9. Envy0. Free ChoiceARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have more than five minutes, though.HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
>>23850709Hey now, Action-Judy, as a cutie? I'm flattered~
>>23850734>"You'll never take us without a fight!" female assailant yells, dropping her partner's pants and pointing his dong at Nick and Judy
>>23836420>Proto Edition
>>23850455I was playing reddit 50/50 and we saw a guy get his dick stabbed by one so hard he started bleeding out his dickhole, so I hate that fetish just as much as sounding and I'm upset you made me remember that other fetish too
Goodnight /ztg/I love you all
>>23850479>Judy tries getting back at Nick>Everyone wants to bang him instead>It backfired hard
>>23851278Here, tuck this cute badger in before you go to bed
>>23840333>Gets stuck Zootopia for a few months as a chief recruiting officer.>All of the recruiters under her got their shit together, and she was just thrown in this role as punishment for not taking advantage of her off time since enlisting.>She meets up with Judy and Nick during a recruitment drive at a highschool, and is immediately smitten by the fox.>Not caring too much that her little sister has already marked him, she's as subtle as a flying mallet when it comes to wooing him.>A few drinks, some loose clothing, and pinning Judy to a wall and making her demands later, and she's got herself into a threeway.>Between taking the knot and making her sister scream and gasp, Proto-Judy considers her time back home eventful.>Maybe she can convince them to enlist!
>>23843980Betty and Finnick.
>>23851323Proto-Judy has a fun way of drumming up recruits
>>23843980Nick x charlie (incest)
>>23845713
>>23850479That brings back school memories;>"You there in the third row, yes, you talking to the blonde girl, stand up and read the next paragraph..."
>>23850709Thought that was a Star Trek uniform...
>>23850854
>>23851261Yeah, I'm sorry about that (and for knowing a couple more of said videos), I just have a habit of getting under peoples skin.>image.jpgI'm not Ama, honest.
The Jackbox stream is taking a 10 minute break.After the break, let's design some shirts in Tee K.O., because if they won't make any Zoot merch, then we will!
>>23851580Damn that's a pretty Nah mr Gerardson, nice work!
>>23850864roll
>>23851580>earThose tubes must be vicious.
Short little thing based on the posted imagehttps://pastebin.com/LjVkybRY
Zootopia is a pro life city.
>>23851672#FoxLivesMatter
>>23851580But does he vape?
>>23850734SHAMELESS
>>23851672How can a city be pro-life bro its just a bunch of buildings
>>23851580He cute - 10/10Would kiss despite the risk of catching some sort of sleazy disease
>>23850864
>>23851598Ah, it's alright. I'm not that upset, just (slightly) exaggerating my discomfort. Anything to do with penetration of the penis where it's the penis itself being penetrated scares me
>>23851580He's probably not even wearing pants, the lewd lad.
>>23851614>>23851793Thanks!>>23851636maybe>>23851749>thinking emoji>>23851888I thought he was naked all the time
>>23850554
>>23851580Thanks, G. He's adorable.>>23851888It's fine. It's my birthday, I should be allowed to wear my birthday suit.
>>23851645Avo you monster!This was cute, "what that could mean is anyone's guess." made me laugh.
>>23851812Computer and boredom, plus an extra line for the sake of more dialogue and the sake of I haven't written anything for days and I'll take what I can get out of my brain.>Judy refreshed the status dashboard for the fifth time that hour, but the icons across it remained stubbornly red. Nutflix was still down - and with it, their hopes of movie night for the week. She wiggled restless feet. Of all the times. They'd brought home dinner and everything.>"Why do they keep the server farms in Rainforest in the first place, if they know lightning will knock them out like this?" She rotated the laptop so Nick could see over her shoulder.>"Cheap power, maybe?" he floated. "There are a lot of waterfalls to borrow." Judy heard his claws click as he tapped at his phone. "I'm out of data, too.">Nuts. She settled a bit deeper against him. She'd been afraid of this. But she refused to let it get to her for long. They could find something else to do. They usually did, anyway, as the movies they knew so well got late and their attention wandered to... other things.>"I could go see if Bucky will lend us their DVD player," she said. She took Nick's tail in her lap and stroked it with affected idleness, listening carefully to see if he would catch on. "Unless they're out to dinner like they always are on Thursdays. In which case, maybe we could, you know...">"Mm." He had his nose down when she tipped hers up to see, so it tapped against the top of her muzzle. He smiled. "Skip to the good part?"
>>23850864Heres a thing, I think either my net or 4chan is down at the moment!>will it roll?
Man, rapping is hard
>>23851974shit, can I try again?
>>23851645Poor Marty. With his tiny frame he must've really worked hard on that dinner. Then again if someone forced me to drink soda I'd run too
>>23851645put it on AO3 :v
>>23852078I forgot how much I hate this game
>>23852198>>23852078living off pity votes
>>23851645>Don't touch RemmyImpossible, he's too soft.
>>23852044>my internet down...Must have been a momentary thing.BookExhaustion>Marty darted from place to place in the library, pushing his book cart with an ever increasing number of books on it.>Wheeling the cart back to his front desk, he heaved a goodly sized encyclopaedia up in front of Avo, and started flicking through the pages.>"Wool ailments, wool diseases, wool disorders..." he huffed.>"Why don't you just look on Zoogle?" commented Avo.>Without even looking at her, he just panted, "Damned internet is down again."
Shout-outs to anon, who went completely and utterly savage on Itty in that last round. That bat didn't stand a chance, holy fuck
>>23852296Pretty much... I got disconnected right in the middle of writing the last part, so they got autofilled with hot garbage.
>>23850864Alright, number two..
I promise I'll submit TT and 5/5 tomorrow.Night /ztg/.
>>23850864Let's get down to business
>>23852414>Computer>Exhaustion>"Come on, Carrots. The reports can wait until morning.">Sometimes it can be hard to pull yourself away when the finish line seems so close. There were only a few hundred words left.>Nick's advice did not fully reach Judy. She just wanted to get the last of her reports done, even if it meant soldering through one of the hottest nights in the city's history with only a window fan to keep the cramped apartment cool.>Then the room went dark, and the drone of the fan abruptly stopped. The room was lit only by her bright laptop screen, which no longer had an Internet connection. Kind of hard to submit reports in a blackout.>They really could wait until morning, after all.
>>23852381RouterFrustration (god, so many real life examples!)>Remmy pushed in the ethernet plug and turned on the router.>'Laptop has detected an ISP, do you want to connect? Y/N'>He hoofed the Y key and the screen asked, 'Type in password'.>Keying t-h-e-h-e-r-d-1, he pressed enter and got, 'Invalid password, try again'.>Al looked up at the sound of bleating and hoof stamping coming from the floor above.
>>23850864OK, best ov three.>yes, I'm gonna leave that there because it almost makes sense, crazy english.
>>23850864OK, deuxième round, allons-y
>>23852362
>>23852599CouchEnvy>Sitting on the kitchen stool, Nick worked his way towards the end of his report.>Looking over his shoulder at Judy, he stared momentarily as she laid back on the couch, tapping away at her laptop.>Turning back to his screen, he cricked his back and shoulders before continuing to peck at the keys.>Finishing, he stood up on the stool and reached across to the enter key.>Sure, he couldn't sit his laptop on his lap, but he'd got a real good deal on this buffalo sized portable.
>>23852736I dunno, it was a pretty flaccid verse.
>>23852611>Computer>Frustration>Of course today was the day they chose to work on the building's wiring.>Judy was fully aware that she could just watch the series finale of 'Burrow Underground' at another time, but that wasn't the point.>Ever since cable television went out of style, she started to feel nostalgic for the old feeling of catching an episode of her favorite show as it aired. Just streaming it whenever didn't feel the same.>But that old feeling proved to be fleeting. Despite her hopes that she'd be able to see most of it before the time came, she was only able to watch the first 10 minutes or so before the internet was out for the better part of the day.>She sat back in her chair and drew a long sigh. Yes, she could stream it again later, but where's the excitement in that?
>>23852854>Badum tss.
>>23853257It's a slow burn, but I'll wait...
Wanna buy the shirts we made today?http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/9t1Oov7hIu0IdX6M3ip0BvXL0Aodx0OK/
>>23853257>Gotta need to ask you something"Do my English sounds goodly?"
>>23853535I sometimes gotta need to go to the bathroom
>>23847843Yes, that's it. Thank you
>>23853618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YuuJ8CLV-oThe soundtrack to the moments preceding a summer thunderstorm
https://twitter.com/Jaskenator7000/status/1141843403078078464
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>>23853351>That really mediocre Charmy shirthmm... tempting.
>>23851645Poor Charlie.
Hi~
Its Thematic Thursday!Internet's Down Edition!I hope this post goes through; the page hasn't updated in hours...It could be argued that the internet is a greater invention than the climate wall, the hybrid eco train system, or even fox spray. Instant communication from every one of Zootopia's 26 million inhabitants, plus everyone in the other horrible cities, means that size or species difference, along with space and even time, is no longer a barrier for us to share ideas with one another. We chat online, we post online, we watch movies online, we even have a thread online!So, what do we do when the internet goes down?Heck, you tell me. I mean, you can't, because the internet's down, so I guess tell me when the internet gets back up.Can Nick and Judy keep in touch when the connection is spotty in Bunnyburrow? Can Lionheart and Bellwether still keep the city from tearing itself apart when its been seven days since there's been a Wi-Fi signal? What will happen to Rosie and Melody's ZooFundMe drive?!As far as why the internet is down, I have no idea. I'm just glad I have this delicious blue spaghetti to tide myself over.>>23840268>>23844956Both bun and fox seem like they've seen a thing or two.I haven't seen either. Are these references to something?>>23846969It's NAH's birthday?! Happy birthday, NAH! My gift to you is another reassurance that the SS present is still being worked on. Not this week, though-- sickness.>>23848102I fear what backstory this picture has. Wonderful submission, Doctor!>>23850709How dastardly of you, Bunning it up behind Spoof's back! Action Judy looks great.>>23851580What a wonderful gift to a wonderful Yeen. Though I realize now what he could really use is a shirt...Post music you have saved for when there's no internet!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo68nOdYQgk
>>23854797>My gift to you is another reassurance that the SS present is still being worked on. It's a good gift, it's always good to know that I haven't been forgotten about.>Not this week, though-- sickness.That's fine, there's no rush on my end. Take your time, I'm sure I'll be more than happy with it.
>>23854797>>23854868Oh, and I hope you get better soon. Eat your soups and veggies.
If you haven't stuck it in a dude's butt yet to celebrate Pride Month, what are you waiting for, you bigot?! Grab your dick and some lube and get bangin'!
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>>23854797>Music when there is no internetThat would be a silent musicless day... https://youtu.be/FobusV1Lmgg
>>23854797>>23854868>The year is 20XX, day? christmas>An elderly hyena sits on a couch accompanied by some elderly tubedudes>There is a knock on the door and opening it reveals an old friend>A computer screen on a stick on a base with wheels enters, monitor displaying a rabbit face and he has a present on a robot claw>"It's been 83 years, but i finally did it" says a robotic voice from a speaker "Merry christmas Sleazy">"Merry christmas Comic" both hug each other as best as they can.
Leaves are fine, but I wish Qalqueef would draw Nick in a cum pattern Hawaiian shirt.
Naked Judy is both vulnerable and bonerable
Escape The Apocalypse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz_L5IhHiWc
>Cameron left Jamie to freeze during pride monthWell there's always next year for those two
Q: What smalls like carrots and lube?A: Bogo's office after Nick and Judy have an anal sex session while the boss is away. (Get it? Because yesterday's carrots are today's poop and poop lives in the poop canal and lube is used to reduce friction because the anus doesn't produce its own lube because it wasn't designed to take in massive fox schlong.)
>>23855267>Jamie knocked a tiger's teeth out with a punchJust like in real life, Never mess with a deer when it comes to matters of love
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"To be Gay, or not to be Gay, that is the question"-Nick
>>23855363Why would Nick (or anyone) want a shit-frosted cock?
>>23855363There's a choice?
>>23855080>haven't stuck it in a dude's buttYep, I'll pass.
>>23850864Rollan 1/5
>>23855163>Leaves are fine,Actually, with th epattern flowing neatly across the collar and buttons, it looks like the print is being projected onto him?
>>23855575>Phone>Contemplation>Nick ran through his contacts list again.>He kept scrolling past a name that he hadn't seen in years.>Flipping over to his browser, he hit the refresh button and was met with the same error he'd had for the last hour.>There was nothing else to do, really...>...Would they even remember him?
>>23850864Rollan 2/5
>>23855613Source?
>>23855613>Computer>Curiosity>Nick's ear twitched in annoyance as the same "no internet" error came up on Judy's laptop.>He heard shuffling from the kitchen as she kept making... something.>The fox almost put the computer aside when a thought crept into his head.>He started digging into her folders, interest alive in his eyes.>What kind of weird stuff did Judy have hidden away in folders he wasn't supposed to find?
>>23850864Rollan 3/5
>>23855687>Router>Panic>"Fuck. Done. And with... fifteen minutes to spare.">The jaguar rubbed his sleepy eyes as he hit the link to submit his final paper.>Then his blood turned to ice as the page failed to load.>No, no, no, F5, F5, F5--nothing, nothing, nothing!>He felt the edges of sanity slipping away as he grabbed his router and saw the distinct lack of a connection.
>>23850864Rollan 4/5
Happy late birthday Nah!!!>>23854797>Post music you have saved for when there's no internet!https://soundcloud.com/sameer-baig-449467639/no-more-heroes-2-ost-no-more
>>23855765>Ball>Contemplation>It struck Nick as odd how hard he'd always worked to make new friends in the city.>Predators were always easier; for some reason prey just never seemed to like him that much.>The young fox rolled the ball in his paws, lost in thought.>He thought it would be impossible to make new friends way out here, surrounded by almost nothing but bunnies as far as the eye could see-->But a cry of his name caught his attention, and Nick came back to life, throwing the ball to one of his new siblings, one of his hundreds of new friends.
>>23850864Rollan 5/5
>>23854795Hello!
>>23855781Damn Jon, that's such a cute yeen!
>>23855834>Television>Exhaustion>Nick tapped the remote wearily, and heard the soft murmur of the TV.>The internet had been down for half the day at the Precinct which had caused some major work pile-ups that they'd had to help sort manually.>The fox felt like his vision had been permanently impaired, having to go through all those many, many pages, and while it wasn't physically stressful it was taxing--and both him and his rabbit had barely made it to the couch.>He drew Judy in closer to him, able to already hear her breaths deepening as she fell asleep.>With one final thought piercing the white noise, remembering that he had in fact set his alarm to go off every weekday and he didn't need to fiddle with it, he drifted off into a well-deserved slumber.
>>23855902I like spermy sperm!
>>23854868>>23854887Today was the first day that felt better than the day before, so I think I'm coming over it! Veggies and soup definitely helped.And I know I keep saying this (because its always true!) but its closer to being done now more than ever. Progress is being made-- or at least planned for now, since I still don't have my voice back.>>23855140This is a nightmare future. 83 years?! I have to at least beat 75.>>23855781Jon, you're too nice. That's hyena's smile better be plastered on your face, too.I gotta get more rest so I can kick this sickness.Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you wake up with full bars and a confirmation that your email was sent.
Most people think a sex tip is sex advice. Wrong! A sex tip is the head of the penis.
>>23855996Sleep tight you wonderful bun
>>23856033Sleep with a man inside your butt
>>23855996Sleep well bunner, I hope you feel better soon
>>23855834>image.jpgA nice early Mead?
<---- What Toy Story 4 was like
>>23856235Bell needs to calm down, is angry sex all she knows?
>>23856246>is angry sex all she knows?yes
>>23856256Perhaps she needs more headpats or anal
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>>23856235>>23856256It's really nice seeing you again Weaves, hope you're doing good.
>>23856235>>23856256Ah, the ideal female form.
>>23856394Wrong
