/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Ad Victoriam EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T Booru: zoo.booru.orgThread journal Backup: pastebin.com/GiLL5kAS ZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/22571451Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/22571451Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/22571451TT: History has won it!Previous TT: Zootopian Cartoons (Late subs are cool too)TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
First for Crime Files characters who don't get enough love
Cameron's gonna get to a point where he gets so strong that he can rip Jamie's limbs off if he's not careful, and he's gonna get really worried about itMeanwhile Jamie thinks it's kinda hot
Third for sheepdog
>>22598913Dribs needs love as well.
5th for charmmy
>>22598946>tfw you have no one that looks at you the way remmy looks at bettyMaybe some day.....
>>22598978But Dribs is just Weaselton wearing a red shirt
>>22599044>the way remmy looks at bettyFear, but also an erection.
>>22599058I wonder who he stole that red shirt from and why? Was it just to hide his identity from Mr Big and his cronies?
>YWN have a small bat BF to kiss you while hanging upside down your horns.
>>22599061I wouldn't say fear but more like nervousness cause he doesn't know how to act around her without looking stupid. In the beginning it was definitely fear but not anymore
>>22599058And?
1th for Egyptian Cotton
>>22599171*13th, dammit
>>22599171I miss skunkbutt.
>>22599206They're with us always
>>22598924>He would pop a boner if it wasn't for all that blood already pouring out of his open arm socket
>>22599226I just hope he's doing ok. I know he's probably just busy but still hope he isn't working himself to exhaustion.
>>22599147
>>22599206I love his artstyle
>>22599083Weaselton probably gives out fake names and wears a different shirt every day to avoid dealing with the copsJudy's just too specist against tubes to realize it's the same weasel she dealt with several times before
>>22599261Perhaps if we sacrificed some wolves in his name it would help him out? Or maybe a long spotted tube...
>>22599317>sacrificing good boys>ever
Ya'll better appreciate Avo
>>22599146You have very specific desires anon
>>22599317>Ritual sacrificeWOW! I'LL GET MY OBSIDIAN KNIVES AND CLEAN THE BLOOD FROM THE ALTAR, YOU GO GET THE LEWD SPOTTED TUBE KNOWN AS SMUG_!THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!.
>>22599307>Weaselton is the entirety of the supposedly vast underground tube black market.>>22599384So long spotted tubes are fine then?
>>22599436I refuse
>>22599436Avo is the only straight ally that exists
>>22599384Gary looks so soft. I wanna touch him.
Kris looks like vampire. She also kinda looks like she could pass as Ollies sister. Otters look the same after all.
>>22599440You wouldn't sacrifice this, would you?
>>22599468A bold move
>>22599492you're not wrong
>>22599289This is really comfy
>>22599492>straightWrong
>>22599609She'll do a lot to mess with people
>>22599652Is that how she teases Charlie? Sexually?
>>22599652It's a clever tactic that most aren't willing to see to fruition. It's only in your afterglow do you realise you've been had
>>22599672Oops >>22599689 was meant to be to you
>>22599534Well, he is handsome indeed... But we've done this many times already, i'm sure he'll be fine without a heart.LET'S CONTINUE! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
>>22599534>>22599704There are better ways
>>22599554What would Avo's D&D class be? We know Ozzy's a bard, Al is a Paladin, Charlie's a rogue and Betty's a warrior, but what about Avo?
>>22599373Trying to picture what dumb song Avo would wanna sing with Remmy... Forcing Remmy to sing Girls just wanna have fun sounds like it could be fun to for to torture him-- I mean, open up his shell with
>>22599762Charismaless bard.
>>22599762>>22599815There is a 3.5 prestige class called virtuoso that is a fair argument, but in terms of base classes?I'd say monk. She's the only member of the pack that is dedicated to exercise for its own case/her performance (rather than Al where it's his job, and Remmy to look better), has shown a direct interest in hand to hand combat, and encourages others to think outside the box and use techniques that suit their body, not just paws/fists.She also, when impressed by a technique, asks to learn it. She's a monk.
>>22599829Adding gif
>>22599732What? no blood, no taking of vital organs, no cheering when i raise the still-beating heart of a creature to offer it to the God of creativity and life and then let it roll down the steps of a pyramid to count how many greentext we'll be blessed with during the next month...That just sounds boring.
More examples of Avo being incredibly rippedI think it's fair to say that she's the second most dangerous member of the pack physically, after Al, of course.
>>22599901Ozzy is pretty buff too, he just doesn't like to get into fights
Not Weaver, but enjoyable:“Neil owes me.”Anneke raised an eyebrow to her. “Oh really?”Somehow Avo’s sly grin widened further. “Yeah. Bet him a meal I could out-box him.”Annie stopped mid-stride. “Holy shit, but the guy’s huge!”Avo turned back to her and smugly pointed to her own jaw. “Yeah, well. Big cat, glass jaw.”>>22599939You're not wrong, at least he's tough. But still, there's something to be said for consistent working out and a melee combat centric focus.
>>22599901Naw, I'd say Betty is the second most dangerous. Avo's third, then Charlie is fourth because of her unique skill set, and Ozzy is somehow last because he wouldn't hurt a fly, that gorgeous boy
>>22599951Betty's big, but...what has she done physically?Just from what Wolter said:"Oh, hey! Try asking Avo," Wolter says as he raises his soda cup to his muzzle, chewing at the straw. "She's more of a fitness buff than I am. Or really any of us are, I guess."Avo's the omega because she's fine being the punching bag for other people's sake.
>>22598913It's strange he doesn't get much love. He's pretty much the classic wolverine daddy.
>>22599947Is that dialogue from a chapter? I can't remember
>>22600035Nah, like I said, not Weaver, a fan fic by Eidolon, just an enjoyable story.This one is, though:Dark chestnut fur runs the length of her slender frame, toned from untold hours at Packer's Gym.
>>22600011>Betty's big, but...what has she done physically?She physically fights Al from time to time on some dominance display.
>>22600336Right right, I forgot about those.>Al's voice is furious, but thankfully growing fainter as I make my escape. "You want to get rough with me, bitch? All right, let's get rough!">I hear a feminine, primal yelp followed by what sounds like a body slamming into the floor, but I'm already gone.Christ almighty, hahah. Yeahhh, it's close, I'm still leaning Avo just because she's younger and really consistent and focused. But there's no doubt that the three wolves are the top three.
>>22598946The one thing that really gets me about this pic is the hoodie strap on remmy's face. He's so enamored that he probably doesn't even notice it or cares. Nobby did really good with this
>>22600455I'm afraid that Betty's still got the edge, for she still has her pup and ever since her husband was killed by some back room dishonorable politicking she and pup entered shima together for the sake of their combined vengeance and they will never to be separated!
>>22600684This was delightful and I adore that filename
>>22598924>"oH nO," I depair, poorly, because I can't fight the quiver of excitement that runs down my back as Cameron's arms pin my shoulders down. "It looks like you've got full leverage from that position. You could do whatever you wanted. I wonder what you're gonna be like when we're like thirty. You could––you could rip me to shreds. Right now you could totally just like pop my shoulder out of its socket. It's like you're a sculptor and I'm just helpless clay or something HaHA.">"I was wondering why you offered to let me try different submissions with you.">He shifts and his entire weight is suddenly on my shoulders and it actually really oh GOD OH MY GOD>He takes his paws off, putting them to his chest. "Sorry. Too rough? I––">"M-man it's like you could just break off my antlers and put my entire head in your mouth––">Cameron sighs. "I hate you."
>>22600684She has yet to meet her ultimate challenge: the lone sheep soldier that was send by the very person she aims to kill
>>22600761This was fervently enjoyable, that quiet squirming passion is adorableI am not familiar with these two, but I definitely want to learn more.
>>22600761Jamie being so unapologetically horny for Cameron is one of my favorite things about himYou get that tiger tail, dude!
>>22600725The next time someone is asking for requests I'm gonna need to beg for Betty and her son as Lone Wolf & Cub.>>22600767Truly a dangerous foe, one of many I'm afraid.
>>22599516That's speciest
>>22600971Can't be speciest against a vampire, they're all monsters. Just look at her fangs! She'd kill you and everyone you love the second she has a chance..
>>22601072
>>22601081
>>22601091
>>22600944>"Boy," Betty growled, running the whetstone along her blade, the sliding of stone on steel reverberating as an even more ominous undercurrent to her rumblings. "How do you strike down a horse?">Her son jumped slightly, clutching onto the bundle of sticks he was gathering for the fire. "F-from the sides, at the legs above the ankles. They b-break easily, and then from the front, when they're down," he dutifully recited, arranging the branches in a neat pile, wiping some of the errant dirt from his nose, leaving a clean mark across his white streak.>Betty nodded slightly, though he could not see her. "And how do you strike down an elephant?" She glanced over at his crouched back, testing the edge of her blade with her pad of her thumb>The pup paused, thinking for a moment. He glanced over at the piece of ivory that held his mother's bag shut, pinning the flaps together. He remembered how she described that encounter. "From behind? With a projectile?" He winced slightly, hoping his recollection was sufficient.>His mother was silent, before speaking again. "And how do you strike a sheep?">Her son stopped clearing the errant leaves and needles from his branches, thinking. He couldn't recall any issues with rams, sure the headbutt was rough, but however much evil they had done to the wolves, or even predators in general, they weren't a terribly intimidating foe, he couldn't picture them as a threat. "I-I don't know, mom?">There was the quiet rasp of steel on oiled leather as her sword returned to her sheath. "You strike them down without hesitation."
>>22601099Jamie winsgn thead
>>22601111Sleep well! This was amazing(also nice numbers)
>>22600796Aw, if you feel inclined then I have a few full length one-shots with these guyshttps://archiveofourown.org/series/1094721Thanks anon >>22600850Sometimes I wonder if it's too prominent a trait in him but then I remember what me and most of my year was like in secondary school>>22601111BLESSED QUADSthis is beautiful, fuel, i like the way you illustrate motion
>>22601100Betty's a good momma even as she blazes a trail for them together, THROUGH HELL!>>22601111And this is adorable!
>>22601111Fuel holy shit this is too cute
>>22601141She certainly is, that's never changing.I had never done greentexts before, never felt confident enough to write in character, but I can do AUs no problem
>>22601138>Sometimes I wonder if it's too prominent a trait in him but then I remember what me and most of my year was like in secondary schoolGod I feel like I love it because he reminded me of myself tooAnd Cameron reminds me of a guy I love too
>>22601138I'm going to read the heck out of this, thank you!
>>22598924>accidentally rips his arm offI thought that was only a Beastars thing?
>>22601328Okay, everyone be extremely careful around ACA. Soft pets only.Is this what happened to Grivaire...
>>22601328That's the scene I was referencing, yesI can't imagine too many people actually do get their arms ripped off and/or find the idea hot
>>22601372>I can't imagine too many people actually do get their arms ripped offYou wouldn't think, but;
>>22601372I guess they don't make herbivores like they used to
>>22601434I meant in zoopIt happens a bit in Beastars but I think that's only cuz the main characters get involved in a lot of criminal activities
>>22601502So long as the zoot prey don't have leprosy they should be fine.
>>22601111An absolutely adorable idea done in an absolutely adorable way. Fantastic work, Fuel. I hope you're sleeping well.High time I got to bed as well.Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope your tigers are all burning bright enough to give their deer that caught-in-the-headlights look.
>>22601848Have a good snooze Mr Bit.
>>22601502It happens in Beastars cause the author doesn't know a lick about biology and physics and substituted them with manga tropes. It's like in our world it would be normal for adults to accidentally rip out children's arms.
>>22602317>sfw>minor hand position changebtw >anthros and zootopiacongratulations on missing the point, artist, also that perspective makes judy a GIANT
>>22602317>>22602528I see the definition for 'sfw' is now "anything more medial than the labia majora"
*silently judges thread*
>>22598913What a dad. I bet he and that Foulfellow fox team up in schemes.
>>22602656dont worry, shes putting in as much effort into modesty as the artist did into the whole piece >endless horizon with nothing behind the alley>squashed jpg ground>stopped slapping gradients on the buildings behind the wolf>pitch black interior on the electronics store>judy's size/position in relation to literally everything its so phoned in and soulless i cant help but to bitch about it
What are some serious crimes the the thread OCs are probably guilty of?
>>22602693You know what my pet peeve is?When characters are silhouetted against a light source and their entire 'front' to us is well lit?Judy should be relatively difficult to see in any detail against the sun directly behind her.
>>22602710Wolter opens drinks before he pays for them and Anneke drinks straight out of the milk carton.
>>22602710Terry: sex criminal>>22602718100% this would have been better if they hadn't tried so hard to avoid tryingjust put in a simple bg and dont bullshit itit looks worse when you're lazy
>>22602739>Terry: sex criminalLike a prostitute or like a rapist?
>>22602751Just a regular criminal, but naked
>>22602796it looks like a zaush but worse
>>22602739>>22602751>>22602754
>>22602317>>22602319I assumed the NSFW version was going to be the two guys fucking Judy
>>22602796source? also i dont think i remember zaush's nicks having such an angular head re: 22602832>>22602834mfw lewd tube does the angry reacts
>>22602528>perspective makes Judy a GIANTTo say nothing of making that poor deer boy a dwarf, although he is coming out of a rodent sized door.
>>22602528>>22602911Yeahhh, you might be giving this artist too much credit, there is absolutely nothing zootopian about this image. There is nothing about the art or character design in here. It's just furry art that has a bunny that vaguely resembles judy
>>22602923>judy >zootopiaalso jesus christ this was a commissionhe phoned it in on paid work
>>22602939I gotta wonder if this person was just...unfamiliar with this setting. But man, three full bodied characters and background? That can't be cheap, non-cell-shading, full colour...this has got to be at least $100.
>>22602851https://e621.net/post/show/1840908
>>22603030i would be pissed as fuck if i dropped 100-150 on a commission and it came back looking like thisbut i'd also hopefully have the good sense to call that shit out in the sketching phase
>>22603038e6 is down for me
>>22602851>>22603038Wait, e621 suddenly crapped itself. lemme google the guy.
>>22603041I hope they got a sketch in advance, yeah. Or that the artist even does refunds if they didn't wanna rework it.I have a commission I'm waiting to show someone, I got as a gift, and that feeling is great. But if it had come back messed up, that would feel -awful-
>>22603050https://inkbunny.net/s/1859336I didn't copy the right link...
>e6Getting Bad Gateways like mad...Shall I start playing the bag pipes, captain?
>>22603083dont have and dont want an inkbunny lolill wait for e6
>>22603090I would have linked their FA if I could, but they seem to have abandoned it a couple months ago.
>>22603050>>22603056>>22603087Yep, e6 dead to me toohttps://e621.net/post/index/1/zootopia
>>22603090apparently the same person that made this.
>>22603118>thegianthamsteroh that explains why im not a fani didnt know who it was, by my brain did
>>22603118It looks like an old cartoon with one team working on the background, and another team drawing the characters(pic related)>>22603121Is there a story there, anon?
>>22603118Jesus, Nick, stop fucking her, she's trying to sneeze!
>>22603134not one all anons are mature enough to attend, nothe gallery speaks for itself
>>22603151Shit, I don't go to that cursed website anymore, but I believe you
>>22603151Why allude to anything if you're not going to follow through? What's your end game here?
>>22602672
5 min
>>22603512yo, excellent proportions and sense of movementthat's not a lot of time to revise that and get it down
>>22603512Gesture is well done, but those chicken lines.
>>22603542lets see your 5 minutes anon
>>22603542Gotta use that arm
>>22603535Yeah, that raised leg man, that was what really slowed me down but I got it done before the timer went off and thats what matters to me in the end.>>22603542I'm not really looking for perfection in these ha ha
>>22603587I think five minutes is a bit of a stretch with this hare-trigger >>22603542
>>22603618Oh, its not for perfection, more to practice confidence in lines, this is practice right?
>>22603651I mean, kind of? I do my five, three, and one minutes for speed training more than anything.This was more or less getting the pose done right in the amount of time I had than seeing how much can be done in 5 min 3 min or 1 min.
>>22603623did you just imply rabbits have a premature ejaculation problem or just him
>>22603707Jack is a quick shot on and off the field.
Whats everyone jamming too this morning?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ez2THVxifY
Marty after a coffeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRjDgA827cg
>>22604168who let marty into the caffeinated grape soda?also, what kinda so-called predator gets chased around by a bunny
>>22603714Just mention something about him having a nice thick fox dick up his ass and he's already cumming. What a slutty bun.
>>22603863https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh9mvKC8fm4&t=923sPsych rock from Australia of all things, but it's wonderful morning music. Soothing and yet energizing at the same time.
>>22604504Can of sperm... what a name...
>>22604195Some bucks are big enough to fight back against stoats, supposedly.I wonder if Marty ever felt like dating a rabbit at some point in his life. Probably not; he's a total bottom. He wouldn't want the power in a relationship.Unless if he got together with a large buck who'd dominate him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfSMoGAcMH0
>>22604587I did say Australian after all
>>22604195Predators can get chased off, especially if their target is not as defensive as they expect. Though the stoat in question was probably trying to tire the rabbit off.
>>22604195>also, what kinda so-called predator gets chased around by a bunnyNick by Judy when she feel heated
Guys, I didn't know that about Stoats, this is so weird.
>>22600684>>22600767>He was defeated, plain and simple. Never had he encounter such a foe that had left him in such a pathetic state.>The sheep as been a mercenary for as long as he could remember; blood and steel his tools of trade and his foes nothing more than just paychecks.>But never has he fought someone like her before.>The wolfess' swordsmanship was truly something beautiful, like a dance that must've taken years to master>The pup, armed with a bow, obeyed his mother when she told him not to interfere and left the hardened mercenary wondering: if the pup had joined in, would it have been his end?>The wolf and sheep were evenly matched and had the pup joined in, no doubt the battle would have tipped in her favor much sooner. The way the little one wielded the bow showed that this wasn't his first battle.>He regained his composure and dragged himself to a nearby pool.>He cleaned his wounds and was finally able to see the damage she has done.>Her heightened accuracy was able to find and exploit the various openings in his armor, reaching deep into his wool and cutting up his flesh.>He remembered that the wolf had left in no better state, the sheep showing years of prowess that could rival any predator>"This was the best armor the smith had to offer," he though to himself, a maniacal smile spreading on his lips.>Before he fell down in defeat, he made a mental note of where the wolf and pup were heading.>"Fuck the contract" he said. He wanted to meet her. He needed to fight her again. He had no intention of killing the one person that had gotten the better of him in god knows how long.>He simply wanted to fight her again, his mind already making up ways to counter the very moves that brought him to his kneels and would even offer his services to her for free but no doubt in his mind that she would turn him down.>He decided to give her the location of his employer as a offer>Regaining his ability to walk steadily, the sheep followed her trail.
>>22604783... wow...
>>22604783>we need to keep marty away from martina>this is why they're never seen in the same room
>>22604783Poor Martina
>>22604805Weaver's boner for incest knows no bounds.
>>22604831She's already pregnant, it's just diapause.
>>22604783It'd be really funny in the darkest possible way if Marty had already lived like 14 out of his 18 months of life. Explains why he's so pissed off
>>22604790Being forced to use 10% of his power made him fall madly in love. Mercenary ram is now stalker ram.Little Atreus is gonna try to put an arrow in his ass if he gets too close to his mother.>The shearing scene in Pack Street except it's done in this setting, obviously with a dagger while the kid is asleep by the fire.>Remmy focuses on the kids' snoring to avoid popping a boner.
>>22599018>Sick Remmy being covered in the blanket made form his wool, with Charlie wrapped around him>>22598946>Or, sick Remmy with Betty lying against him, with a paw and leg over him>Or, Wolter and sick Remmy gaming while they're both wrapped up in blankets, and Anneke standing in her room wondering where the fuck her blankets went
>>22604790I want this badly>>22605117>Little Atreus is gonna try to put an arrow in his ass if he gets too close to his mother.I though the same thing!!
>By the time Nicki and Jude got together, Jude was more than familiar with the vixen anatomy
>>22604783:v
>>22605612For the most part, I feel that Pack Streeters are too normie to like nerd culture. Remmy has shown only a casual interest in video games. The one who strikes me as the most avid gamer is fucking Phil, and that dude is a recluse. Is this a shot at us, Weaver? That because of our animu we'll never get to hang out with a harem of our own? One where a cute yeen casually pines for us but will never get any? Or attract the interest of the local milf? Because if so, bravo.
>>22606539The aardwolves are probably the only ones who actually play video games.Remmy ocasionally uses the internet, but apparently gets trolled. Avo is probably the most aware, just because her job is on the edges there.Also I'm pretty confident she's Queen of Denial, both because...c'mon. And I distinctly suspect it's an Egyptian joke.
>>22605772>Their sexually charged rivalry reaches its zenith when they begin gloating over their own healthy appetites for the flesh, which ends with them challenging the other to see which of them can make the other cum first; the clearly more experienced lady of all battlefields, or the well endowed man of great talent?>They're both very red in the face as their argument escalates from subtle to so overt they're practically asking the gods to punish them for their sexual immorality.>Before they can finish tearing off their own clothes worn beneath their hastily discarded armor, the pup rushes out of the bushes, begging them to stop fighting.
>>22605827...So Judy was actually Nick's illegitimate child from when he knocked up Bonnie during a visit to Bunnyburrow?...Will that hurt or enhance their relationship?
>>22606594Anneke plays Minecraft, but maybe that was just a joke on 2017 more ridiculous notion of playing it rather than nowadays concept of it still being fun.
>>22606539Which is funny, considering Remmy was born on at least 1997.
>>22606987One thing I give credit to Remmy is that he doesn't act his age (constantly using the internet/social media, video games, etc). If it wasnt for the reveal, I would still think he was much older
>>22606759Should've waited for the pup to fall asleep. For experienced warriors, they sure aren't smart
>>22607048Well, the times he does use the internet is offscreen, and for what it's for we don't know besides porn. He might actually just not be into nerd shit and watches murder mysteries/documentaries or something
>>22607099They both aren't very experienced when it comes to flirting or anything of the sort. They probably would've finished fast. Luckily the pup didn't see more than he was supposed to
>>22607048Yay, Remmy struck me as early 20's. Like 23 or 24 sometimes. A really dumb man. But then we find out he's an inexperienced kid who honestly handles life a lot better than most people his age. I would've never been able to move out with as much determination as he did at 19.
>>22607891Every 19 year old I know who lives alone lives in a pile of trash and hasn't washed their bed sheets since they moved in.
>>22608033I'm pretty sure he doesn't wash his bed sheets as often as he should.At the very least, his apartment doesn't look like shit because there's nothing really in there.I want the next chapter to have Avo visiting him and giving him some help with sprucing up his home, maybe give him a get well kiss on the cheek before leaving. That'd be adorable
>>22608199>maybe give him a get well kiss on the cheek before leavingA get well pawjob, you mean
http://file.scimunk.com/Animation/NickCubMast_514/
>>22608276>NickCubMast
>>22608244Not even. I want her to hold his hoof while they watch tv, but I'm wasting my breath. Even Weaver wouldn't get that lewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>22606777It does not have to be Judy, she has enough siblings
zoop
>>22608315Weaver is pure as freshly driven snow, the closest he'll ever get is making one of his character's show too much ankle.
>>22610194>show too much ankleWhat a lecherous fella!
>>22608481but which is more gay?
>>22610550Obviously the muscle doge
> sticky's goneI know it was up longer than anyone expected, but I'll still miss it.
>>22610504Ewww, I knew he was a massive pervert but this is just too much!
>>22602754Is there some visual evidence of these crimes?
>>22610626RIP, we'll just have to remember the good times.
>>22602317>>22602319I haven't done commission art in a long time, but Jesus fuck. For one, if I don't know the source material, I don't work in the medium. This artist doesn't seem to know anything about Zootopia other than "furry". But just from an art standpoint, the perspective is shit, anatomy is juvenile, and the whole work is lifeless. They put more work in the lighting color than in the sketching process. If this costed more than $20, you got ripped off.
>>22610926
>>22611555Trips of truthLong necc is good
>>22612103
>>22610194>Weaver is pure as freshly driven snowAnd sometimes he comes without warning and we can't leave the house
Weaver is my Banksy.
>>22611813source?
>>22612306He enjoys smelling his own farts?
>>22612727he farts just to smell them
Weaver can be your angel or your devil
>>22604783Weaver goes back to all mention of Martina where she says 'brother', and changes them all to 'father'.
>>22612999No
>>22613170Heya TBThere's a few pics on the booru tagged under 'translation_needed' that could use your help if you're willinghttps://zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=translation_needed
Weaver is the key, if we can get him to work.
May you have a good night /ztg/
>>22613404Snooze loose mongoose
>>22613272>くまBear
>>22613458I'm pretty sure that spells "hunk"
>>22613458The "Judy as Rukia" image already has the English translation right next to the Japanese>あMartina: "A" (TN: as in it is literally just the letter "A")
>>22613491It's a relatively common linguistic trend for 'bear' to be a synonym for hunkalicious in a few languages
>ジャックxニック>最高の船Jack x NickBest Ship
>>22613532>文脈!!Me: CONTEXT!!
>コルモ レッミCormo Remmy
>>22612449Sorry but i don't remember.
>どき どきSFX: doki doki (heart beats)
>>22613401>Weaver>workinglol
>>22613458>>22613510>>22613532>>22613555>>22613602>>22613626You're a rad bear mr bear.
>・・・ッッ!!!>・・・ッ!!Nick's not actually saying anything here; those "ッ" characters just indicate that Nick's trying not to laugh.
>>22613717Nick, don't laugh at your boyfriend, it's mean.
Are translations in the notes good or would you guys prefer them just in the comments?
>>22613909I like the notes, that makes it clear what it's referring to.Is the bit in the top left mean anything? The bit that looks like a hot teacup and a window?
>>22613998I think that's just like a weather overlay or something?
>>22608305I know, I too am upset that there isn't more cub Nick content.
>>22598818Just for historical documentation, the passing of an epic.F
>>22614155>posted it twiceNo offense, but a desuarchive screencap just isn't the same famalam.
>>22614155I lurked. And I still don't understand
>>2261433922222222
>>22614339The gif is of Judy pointing up at the post number, which is impressive because they got all those 2's in a row, it's called a "get" a fun little game that anons go crazy over.
>>22614339How new are you to 4chan to not understand what gets are
>>22614339the idea that having repeated numbers at the end of your post gives it supernatural powers is a common belief among these Four Chainers.The more repeated numbers, the more power your post has.
>>22614339
>>22614339In image board culture, it's an achievement to predict when a get is coming, and to be the one to get it. The longer the series of number, the more the prestige. By doing that, anon secured glory and honor for zootopia amongst all /trash/men.It's similar to when /trash/ first started and we were looking for a mascot. I don't remember the get, but someone create a thread leading up to it saying "whoever gets it will decide the new mascot". And the get was a Rarity post. Thus, for the first year Rarity was the official /trash/ mascot. Since then most people have forgotten about it, and I think we've transition to a slobby possom or mongoose girl or something.Found it, it was only trips... which is kind of anticlimactic. But whatever, the board was young back then. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8625/#8666
>>22614491Straight foxxo
>>22614339there's a magic to repeating digits, and being able to call out your own post's digits, like my 4
>>22615166>succeeding>and still failingbaka anon
>>22614525I swear, that must have contributed somewhat to boosting the furry presence on /trash/. So it didn't just become another /b/.
>>22615166lol, you should check these digits instead
Go fuck yourselves you disgusting furry freaks
>>22615310>Seething pedos still mad we got itlmao
>>22615310Go back to /mu/ kpopfag
I want to eat Finnick's ass
>>22600761
>>22601100
I want to eat Finnick
I want to have my head squeezed between Al's thighs
I want to eat
>>22604790
I want to
>>22615834BE THE VERY BESTLIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
>>22615834find majora's mask and crash the moon into the earth
>>22615923Instead of an angry faced moon, it's just Clawhauser's massive ass with a frowny face drawn on it with a marker.
>>22615951So... an angry-faced moon then?
>>22615834
>>22615983Shit, I played myself.
>>22615834>>22616003...get off of Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
>>22614321>desuarchive screencapAgreed, in general. However, /trash/ doesn't archive and teh thread goes 404 instantly once it drops off page 10. The desuarchive screencap plus the URL allows people to see the finality of the thread after all posting was closed, and also visit the thread to see some of the fun.>>22614339Read the other explanations, but I'll add this: predicting the get is one thing. Any post in any thread could have been the get, and there were hundreds of attempts in various threads.Two things made this epic beyond comprehension: The get was called for the first post of a new thread, and the get was no normal get in any sense of teh word. Straight digits doesn't come around very often. The next will be >>33333333 ... and, each set after that will only take a longer period of time.Chances are there may never be another perfect get like that on any board, where a perfect run of 8 digits are called as the first post of a new thread. Even if that happens, it may be years and only happen once or twice more.This was a case where "epic" was, very literally, the true adjective for the event. Kind of sad that the thread didn't have better content. A lot of the posting was wasted by retards.
>>22616003>eat your pancreaswha...>hold your handGoddamn it>>22616088>not Mr. Wilde's Boner Ride
>>22615284>"Oh yeah f..."
>>22616099Well that sounds like a mathematical phenomenon for the ages. Thanks everyone who explained to me what the deal was with that. It reminded me of that thread with the doubles and saiyan power levels increasing with every new post that I saw years ago
>>22615658I like how unenthusiastic Cameron is, meanwhile Jaime can't get enough of what Cameron's dishing him. Got him thinking about their thirties and shit, discovering masochistic tendencies while Cameron is the most laid back sadist
>>22614525>>22616099Thank you anons, it's good to see at least two humans still here willing to help newbies (and some not so newbies) better understand the culture here, rather than say;"Welcome to the threads, now fuck off and figure it out for yourself."
it hurts the way weaver has abandoned us right as pack street was getting good againpleasecome back?
>>22616962a gay wolter a day keeps weaver away
>>22616962I dont want Weaver to show his face here again until he declares Charmmy canon
>>22616962I just hope he doesn't update while I'm busy doing something. I wanna be around when the next chapter gets released so I can nerd out with everyone here
>>22616834>elongated fingers, but other than that it actually looks pretty okay>>22616844>Pawpads>>22616853>Side-mouth and a thong that looks like it will snap the millisecond she moves in any direction
>>22616962it hurts the way every good artist has abandoned us right as the threads were getting good againwe can't always have what we want.
>>22613510So at the end of pack street it's revealed in the final ten paragraphs that Martina really isn't Marty's sister; she's his daughter
>>22616962The poor man is recovering from malaise. Give him a break and wait
>>22617832Never he is our slave and he must obey
>>22617832What's malaise?
>>22617900Something that can be easily googled
>>22617900It's a musical instrument
>>22617900He almost died, famalamb.
>>22617900A condiment, often used for sandwiches and salads
>>22617900a county in africa
>>22617992wait what?
>>22618126Syrian air strike nearly hit him.
>>22618145i repeat: what
>>22618150Where do you think Weaver lives?
>>22618179somewhere in southern california :V
One of us could have walked right past Weaver at some point and we'd never even know it.
>>22618143It could go anywhere and I'd be happy, this is great
Who's Weaver?
>>22618185I thought he lived in Seattle.
zootopia?
>>22618404That's nobby I think
>>22618454i thought nobby lived in hawaii
>>22618435who where?
>>22618435No this is /E-celeb General/
>>22618454>>22618464Nobby's from Seattle but he now lives in Oakland for some reasonNo clue about Weaver, he is truly a man of mystery
>>22618572where do i live, anon :v
Keeps seeing grating artwork, decides to edit.Two hours later wonders, 'why am I bothering with this?'Maybe I'll get back to it (maybe the author will fix it in layers)
>>22618642Just draw your own version.
>>22618642honestly you're biting off a lot to chew there. there's so much laziness in the background you may as well just cut it all out.personally i'd just call it a failure and not waste my energy on it, but you do you anon.
>>22618624>where do i live, anon?Hmm, let me get a dart and find you.
>>22618670Yeah, I can 'shop OK, but draw and paint is a bit harder.>>22618685Yep.Cleaned out Judy then started on background and thought; 'Oh fuck'What you said!
Heya everyone PastebunAnon here!New fic time, and this time Patch and Henrietta learn to walk on the wild side...https://archiveofourown.org/works/18528979Special thanks to Anon for their awesome help editing
>>22618706>>22618706>>22618706new thread
>>22618624Kangaroo land.
>>22618918>:v's in australian