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o kurwa
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B A D G E R V A G E R
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Well, my favorite cartoon when I was young was Buggz Vermillian! The cool anteater!
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Charty...
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>>22445423
ven yu arrr a sveed
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>>22445725
THERE YOU GO
HERE'S A FUCKING (YOU)
AAAAAAAAHHHH
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>You will never sip coffee high in some tree in the Rainforest District
How do you handle even weak feels like this?
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Ever felt like you could have been living in Zootopia for a few moments?
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>>22445769
Deduction capability over 9000
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>>22445820
>ywn spend a weekend partying with your chums in the Palm Hotel and Casino
>ywn go ice skate racing down the streets of Tundra Town to be the first to get to the cafe
>ywn ride a blimp around Rainforest District with the sound of rain pounding down on the balloon
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>>22445982
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s a d f o x
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>>22445993
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>>22445920
That's BERLIE a ship LMAO
LOL
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>>22446005
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>>22445997
lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study/sleep to
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>>22446016
I miss Moped, hope he's still cranking away at that comic. Was really wondering where it was going.
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>>22445956
sorry, eurocucks are all the same
what i meant was
>when you get invaded by destitute germans
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>>22446070
As long as you dont group us in with the Danes I will agree.
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>>22446200
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>>22446197
>not wanting to associate with the people that brought us batteries and fucking LEGO
don't worry, i won't
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>>22446231
Badgers dens are so snug
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>>22446200
>>22446231
...why with an anonbun of all characters?
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>>22446451
Nick, Bucky and Pronk were all busy at the time.
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>>22446543
Gay foxo.
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>>22446451
Because many moons ago I made the post 'I want to eat out Honeys badger vag' and a drawfriend drew the resulting catastrophe.
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>>22446016
how is he not hard? he's surrounded by cute girls.
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>>22446668
Unless...
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Weaver wants the Gay Wolter only for himself.
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>>22446751
Everything's finally coming together
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>>22446751
No, I want to see Anneke having baby Aardwolves. And nobody knows who the father is.
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>>22446016
>>22446751
Gay Weaver
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>>22446855
The father were extraterrestrials from outer space!
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>>22446963
the kids look like Wolter anon, it doesn't take a genius to know who the father is.

IT'S OZZY
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>>22446855
>>22447002

Wolter being gay is the perfect cover after he accidentally impregnated Anneke. Nobody will suspect him.
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>>22447002
But how do you else explain the kid's magic abilities?
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>>22447002
... Is what everyone was led to believe. What we didn't see coming was that the ultimate misanthrope, Rex, fathered these children. So to add to his long long list of evil misdeeds we can add home-wrecker as his most recent one.
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>>22446543
Nick makes up for it later though so it's cool
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>>22447481
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>>22448384
>playing Brutal Doom
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>>22448384
>Filename
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>>22448437
I'm enjoying myself, been in a real retro fps mood between Duke, Blood and Doom.
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>>22448470
But Brutal Doom *isn't* retro.
It's a feature-bloated mess that drags down the original doom with 'modern' features that it doesn't need.
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>>22448514
Okay
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>>22448470
honestly you could just play Doom OR Doom and it would be both retro and modern with more hours of content
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May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>22449069
Sleep tight tuber, nice TT entries btw.
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>>22449069
Sleep warm tuber
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>>22445433
>B A D G E R V A G E R
This gives me an idea...
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>>22449089
Ah, I forgot to poat the version of >>22445369 without the "old cartoon" effect
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>>22446231
Ah yes, some of the problems with inter species cunnilingus.
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>>22449089
That Nick pose reminds me of
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>>22446543
G̶a̶y̶ ̶F̶o̶x̶o̶
Working mammal.
>"That'll be a hundred and fifty big ones boys, that's the price for quality work these days."
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>>22445967
>ywn ride a blimp around Rainforest District with the sound of rain pounding down on the balloon
This is the worst one
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>>22446668
>how is he not hard? he's surrounded by cute girls.
Cute, dressed, annoying girls, not showing any interest.
Now I see why so many are gay.
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>>22449343
>If this weren't a Disney movie Judy would've pulled out a video on her phone of Nick whoring himself out to her next door neighbors when she enlisted his help against his will
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>>22449419
Nick be all like, "Joke's on you, Fluff. That video's already trending with 300,000 views, so good luck with that!"
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Fuck Wolter, it's Al that should be gay
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>>22449574
Fucking a trans woman isn't gay.
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>>22449611
Let's meet in the middle and call him bi
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>>22449674
I wish a bi Remmy would meet them in the middle.
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>>22447481
I think this is the hottest Honey that nobby's ever drawn.
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>>22445719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQFEK9q_LLg
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https://1eu.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/We+ride_dc8c12_7036343.mp4
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>>22449981
Not clicking that.
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>>22449753
Bi Remmy is for Ozzy
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>>22450063
Ozzy is for Dewey after he breaks up with Don
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>>22450063
Ozzy can join too!
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>>22449496
Wouldn't that still be prostitution? If it wasn't filmed by a studio, then wouldn't that be illegal?
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>>22450125
Ah yes, he can join an orgy with his doctor who he has to see every two weeks, rendering him naked and vulnerable to her judgemental gaze; only this time he's naked. I don't see how this can get uncomfortable
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>>22450193
Yeah, but on the other hand he'll get to be pounded by Al
A fair tradeoff I say
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>>22450117
Why would he break up with Don? It was Dewey's idea to kill Remmy in the first place
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>>22450193
He'll be busy taking the knot, she needs to be there to talk him through it.
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>>22450227
That's more than fair. I'd say he'd have to give back some change leftover and give Al one good
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Bun~

https://vimeo.com/329807721
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>>22450234
I can't imagine that little flower boy ever putting a hit on someone, this is just lies
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>>22450283
I didn't want to confront the truth about Rex either, but I had to wake up from my dream, anon. Ignorance isn't bliss. Ignorance opens the door to lies.
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>>22450249
I can't imagine Ozzy would be hearing anything from all that pillow biting he'd be doing, making his ears ring. Plus all that giggling into the sheets would drown out all of her bedside tone.
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>>22450330
Redpill me on Rex, anon. What's he hiding?
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>>22450384
>What's he hiding?
Crippling depression and suicidal tendencies.
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>>22450384
>Redpill
yikes
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>>22450384
Don't let his sleepy, chill demeanor fool you. He's a North American badger and therefore cannot be trusted
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>>22450384
Rex doesn't cook burgas. Nobody knows what kinda meat he cooks exactly but whatever it is, he adds dandruff into all of his dishes for kicks.
He's smiling because we don't know we're eating it but he does.
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>>22450384
He's the reason Ozzy has to have regular visits of Velvet.
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>>22450544
Oh, he's the one that recommended Velvet to him? How sweet
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>>22450609
Yeah, this was after Rex paid those guys to jump Ozzy. And the suggestion was more sarcastic than anything else
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>>22450362
Well, I guess if they're preoccupied, that leaves Remmy and Velvet with nothing to do. hmmm......
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>>22450728
They can try origami! It's a little hard to do with hooves but the point is to just have fun and spend time together
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>>22450261
A lovely bune and vid spoofer!
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>>22450487
The matrix is pretty awful but you don't gotta be such a downer, anon
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>>22450544
>>22450609
>Recommends Ozzy to see Velvet for therapy because he cares for his friend's health and well-being
>That's how Al first met Velvet, when she showed up at the apartment complex to begin Ozzy's therapy, and they've been madly in love ever since
Ignore all the lies. Rex is a gift to everyone

>>22450708
>this was after Rex paid those guys to jump Ozzy
Delet this slanderous accusation
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>>22450881
>The matrix
double yikes
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>>22450883
>>That's how Al first met Velvet, when she showed up at the apartment complex to begin Ozzy's therapy, and they've been madly in love ever since
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>>22450782
>Remmy's cock is throbbing and he wants to dip his wick in a chick.
>Velvet notices his nine and a half inches completely but recommends origami instead, reveling in Remmy's barely suppressed displeasure over it.
>Stringing along prey boys who lust over her is one of her kinks. She developed it over the years of being Al's woman.
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hey what the math is this?
my thematic thursday presentation?
omigosh, wow! haha
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>>22451040
Mr. Fox was the cutest Adventure Time side character by virtue of his awkwardly spoken lines and tone. I love him.
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>>22451040
I would watch 10 seasons of Zoot Time, maybe more. Though I would feel really bad for Dawn the Icequeen...
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ZOOTOPIAN CARTOONS! Whether they're nostalgic old superhero shows, or new shows with evolving messages, or even just dumb little comics in the newspaper, cartoons are a vital part of any good childhood--but that doesn't mean you have to stop watching them when you get older! What kind of cartoons did you watch when you were younger, Anons? What kinds do you still watch today? C'mon and sit down while we wait for the next show to come on--it's only five minutes or so. That's right! It's the 5/5 GREENTEXT CHALLENGE! Rules and new prompts below!

RULES:
>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt

>First digit chooses your object
>Second digit chooses your emotion
>Free Choices are picked from the listed options

>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object

>Maximum five minutes to write
>Maximum of five lines

>OBJECTS:

1. Television
2. Toy
3. Blanket
4. Alarm clock
5. T-shirt
6. Couch
7. Remote
8. Newspaper
9. Pencil
0. Free Choice

>EMOTIONS:

1. Surprise
2. Exhaustion
3. Contentment
4. Embarrassment
5. Boredom
6. Disappointment
7. Irritation
8. Curiosity
9. Nostalgia
0. Free Choice

ARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have more than five minutes, though.
HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
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>>22451040
since i'm here, do y'all got any re-
>>22451231
ah, never mind
rollan
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>>22451231
roll
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>>22451040
Who drew this awkward fox and stretchy bune?
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>>22451599
I like these progressions.

Wish they were lewder. But I guess imagination is part of the fun.
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I wanna be Betty's workout partner
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>>22451660
I want this very much
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>>22451599
>When he first met her

>When you came after you, calling your name

>When you realized she was your soulmate

>When you had her calling your name as she came.

That Nick Wilde is a lucky fox!
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>>22451247
>Alarm Clock
>Irritation
this one wasn't hard at all

>>22451416
It's ya mans, Seizure
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>>22451977
Poor bune just want's to sleep, it's good to see ya Seizure.
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>>22451966
>>When you came after you
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>>22452040
Trust nobody, not even yourself
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>>22451660
i wanna be there when she stretches so I could see her big ass
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guys hear me out

2 charlies
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>>22452210
>One grabs your wallet, the other takes your keys, and both steal your heart.
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>>22451231
Is that Bun-bun-Fett?
Anywho, here's a roll...
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>>22451977
Damn, good shit
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>>22452210
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>>22451977
>"Happy happy joy bun!"
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>>22452274
>and your virginity
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>>22452376
Nah, it's Commander Judy
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>>22452274
Organ traffic isn't good.
The only acceptable heart extraction is for ritual sacrifices. They may not summon CCs but they do give prosperity to the threads , just look at the random greens and ideas made by anons!
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>>22452376
Remote
Disappointment
>"Bы eдитe тyшeнoe мopкoвь ceйчac!"
>"пoчeмy тyшeнoe мяco хoлoднoe?"
>"B Poccии вce хoлoднo."
>"This is the worst cartoon I've ever watched Carrots."
>Judy reached for the remote.
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>>22452773
Slep tite bune
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>>22452773
Sleep tight bunner.
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>>22452210
they make out like gay foxos
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>>22451007
>Stringing along prey boys who lust over her is one of her kinks
ooh, we need more of this
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>>22453332
>off by one

yoooooo this is so good though
did you draw this?
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>tfw you see crime
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>>22453498
>tfw you see racism
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>>22453509
>tfw tax evasion
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>>22453472
No, it's an oldy of Teabros. It's one of my favorites of his.
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>>22453525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sEjOI_JG78
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>>22453525
actually when she saw the tax evasion i'm pretty sure she was over the fucking moon
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>>22453525
Angry rabbit
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>>22452210
This makes me want 2 dicks.
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>>22453525
>Flips switch
>"There's your problem, you got your bun set to vibrate."
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>>22453675
>I NEED 8 DICKS
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>>22453717
And Seven Bunginas... maybe more...
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>>22453525
taxation is theft
no step on snek
reeeeeee
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>>22453809
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>>22453808
I was referencing that comic where there are those Judy clones and the bear guy who suddenly sprout 8 dicks.
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>>22454007
And I was referencing that bit with Ariel having eight legs
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>>22454007
>>22454039
And I just want 8 dicks because it would be a great conversation starter.
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I wish Zootopia had a version of /haha/. A cozy basement somewhere filled with blankets, couches, Christmas lights, and a few setups for retro gaming. The lights are always off and if you put your ear to the door you can hear faint screaming.

Sometimes one of them will order a ton of pizza and coke for the whole group and half of the screams will turn happy.

If you go in and just start petting one of the possums at random there’s a 50% chance they’ll melt into your arms and start sobbing.
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>>22454103
And i want marshmallows!
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>>22454367
Uh...what?
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>>22454367
>/haha/
Sorry but i stopped reading there.
I think i already got tired of the whole "hahaha, i'm a possum and i have sad but hide it with sarcastic humor, hahahaha"
I like opossums, but i prefer them happy, not the whole sadness stuff.
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why does weaver want to keep all the gay wolters to himself
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>>22452092
The naughty things I would do to her in that position..




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>>22454578
So he can make sure they;re disposed of properly. He's very environmentally conscious.
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>>22454421
>I like opossums, but i prefer them happy, not the whole sadness stuff.
How about a formerly sad Opossum who has friends and is in pretty good shape and possibly a career if their job keeps going well, but still loves having supportive friends they can lean on when things are hard?
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>>22454396
/haha/ == >>22445710
kind of like that friend who is totally depressed and life is ruining his shit, but will get defensive and attack you when you say positive things
>>22454421
most of this thread are other generals import, so i guess theres tons of /haha/ posters here.
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>>22454722
>kind of like that friend who is totally depressed and life is ruining his shit, but will get defensive and attack you when you say positive things
That’s half the thread. The other half is a mix of chill people empathizing with each others’ absurdly bad life circumstances. You also get some people who say positive or helpful things, and there are these funny exchanges of
>You’re so cute and don’t even know it
>I’m not cute
>You’re cute and modest!
>I’M NOT CUTE
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>>22454798
im sure
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You've criticized Skye's mechanic skills and now this bun is coming for you
You have ten (10) minutes to prepare

What do?
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>>22454578
because he is gay, keep up
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>>22454959
N-nani?!
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>>22454905
Why the fuck would I criticize Skye? She’s cute and good.
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>>22454905
Confess to him that i said lies. Confess that i think Skye is an amazing mechanic, but i was forced to say awful things about her. I was forced, by my heart. Yes, i lied because i knew this bun would come for me, and i have to confess, that i am in love with him.
[Insert overdramatic telenovela music and cherry blossoms in the background]
[Also read it with an overdramatic tone of voice]
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Does anyone have that picture of Judy lifting and Nick drying her off with a towel?
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Really like this image, very NYPD
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>>22455522
I wish I could have something that cute in my life.
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>>22455556
You already do, you have yourself.
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>>22455096
Don't think Iv'e seen this before, new comic? Old?
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>>22455098
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>>22451231
Rollan 1/5
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>>22456088
>Newspaper
>Curiosity

>A light chuckle caught Nick's attention.
>The young fox wandered his way over to his father, sitting in his comfy chair as he always did early in the morning.
>John Wilde had a light smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye as he caught his son staring over the armrest.
>Wordlessly, he moved his arm so that the young mammal could climb into his father's lap.
>Straightening the paper with a quick shake, he started explaining the political cartoon in the bottom right with a soft murmur.
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>>22451231
Rollan 2/5
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I want Terry to sexually bully Fuel for having a smaller dick than him.
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>>22456182
>Newspaper
>Exhaustion

>Nick was asleep when Judy got home.
>Working on different shifts was tough on both of them, even if it was only temporary.
>The fox had, of course, been placed on the night shift, and try as he might he just couldn't keep awake for Judy's arrival.
>He was snoozing on the couch, the newspaper helping block out the light and shifting back and forth with each breath.
>Well, the comics section, anyway--as usual, he made sure to leave her the good stuff.
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>>22456214
Rude, if anything Terry should bully Fuel for having a smaller boyfriend than Terry's dick.
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>>22455472
What if Nick dried himself off using Judy as a towel.
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>>22451231
Rollan 3/5
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>>22450901
when she was five?

Damn Zootopia has some loose regulations for social workers
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>>22456283
>Newspaper
>Contentment
Newspapers were a fucking mistake

>A good job.
>A steaming cup of coffee.
>A warm, sunny morning on a day off.
>A newspaper in one paw, and a snuggly bun in the other--
>If Nick hadn't been a believer of karma before he met Judy, well, he sure was now.
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>>22450901
Oops, meant to reference >>22450883 instead
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>>22451231
Rollan 4/5
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>>22453424
>Velvet Roe was well aware of her own physical beauty. All the hoots and whistling of working men on the streets were difficult to miss, although, she had never held the desire to ignore it. The doe, while possessing a sort of conservative and old-fashioned air about her, one of bedside manner and grace, had a covert side to her that was controlling and borderline vindictive.
>She had always silently relished in the undivided attention that men would give to her.
>Sauntering past them, she would drink in the sounds of pipes falling, hand trucks bumping into walls, the cat calls, the whistling, it all made her feel powerful and in control.
>She felt powerful because her presence held a sway on stronger, more dangerous mammals, and the reason she felt a sense of control was because while they wanted her body, her lips, her attention, she would never give that to anyone but her fiance, Al, whom she would channel all of her built up lust towards.
>They met upstairs in his apartment, exchanging kisses and "I love you's," and when she walked naked into his bedroom, he gave her that same bewildered look of astonishment and arousal that was always on her pup's face when she was stripped bare.
>This was something she did since high school, when she realized the attention that boys were giving her. She became aware of how men would objectify her, and it admittedly frightened her at one point.
>But Al made it better. Al, with his strong arms and loving caress, provided her with comfort and safety. He would always protect her no matter what.
>It was this sense of saftey that kick-started her kink.
>The leers from men, both strange and familiar, began to stir complex feelings inside of her, made her imagine how badly they wanted her.
>She was currently sitting on Al's manhood, his clawed paw reaching up and cupping her breast, softly squeezing it. He thrusted his hips, his thickness filling her with pleasure.
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>>22456306
Just stop rolling newspapers!
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>>22456264
>TFW your much smaller boyfriend has a bigger dick than you
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>>22456337
>Blanket
>Irritation

>The rapid stamping of feet woke Nick up early, as it always did on Saturdays.
>With a small growl, he threw his blanket over his head, for all the good it did.
>It wouldn't stop all the little rabbits from stampeding through the halls to try and get to the couches first and snag the best spot for Saturday morning cartoons.
>They'd be at it for at least another fifteen or twenty minutes, and they'd keep him awake the whole time.
>Rabbit cartoons weren't even that good!
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>>22456339
>She threw her head back and moaned, her body rocking in rhythm to his thrusts. He growled when she squeezed around him, and he brought his muzzle up to her breast. He ran his tongue along it, tweaking and prodding at her nipple, chuckling warm breath on it when it went erect. He bit lightly on it, a soft way to mark what's his.
>Their passionate lovemaking blurred the line in her mind between her real self, and the self that she knew existed inside her mind but she would never reveal to the world.
>The men who wanted her would never compare to her man; his strength and stamina were incomparable, and she knew that no prey species would ever give her pleasure like her Al did, and that's what she loved the most from her fantasies. The idea of men giving it their all to drown her in rapturous pleasure, desperate to prove themselves, to spare their own egos. The power was intoxicating.
>In place of Al's manhood, she pictured several smaller men filling her sex at the same time, all thrusting in rhythm, working to satisfy her. All because they were dying for a taste of Velvet Roe.
>She loved to work out her fantasies on the love of her life because he had the power to make it feel real, and because she liked the feeling of driving men wild. And the whole night they went at it with each other using different positions, multiple times. You could convince her they were newly weds already.
>As they finally ran out of stamina, they kissed, embracing one another, holding each other and sharing in the after glow.
>No, Velvet didn't want to cheat on Al; she would never do such a thing. But fantasizing was allowed, as long as her man was there to unwind them from her mind, of course.
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>>22456375
Rabbit cartoons are great, baby foxes just ain't got no taste! Nice Adoption AU smuge_
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>>22451231
Rollan 5/5
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>>22456264
I need visual confirmation, Numbers hugging Terry's dick.
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>>22446016
I'm sorry none of the girls you created like you.
Nice chair though
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>>22456409
>Free Choice: Couch
>Contentment

>Nick lounged on the couch with a handful of rabbits, not quite dozing; his tail flicked happily, though lazily, back and forth.
>On the television was some bright cartoon that Judy liked, though he wasn't really watching it.
>The younger rabbit was latched onto his arm, happy as could be.
>His other favorite sister, Violet, was resting her head on his shoulder--older sister she may have been, he was still the largest mammal on the farm.
>The middle of a rabbit's warren was the last place he'd ever expected to find real, actual happiness after his mom died--but as long as he had his two sisters and his new rabbit family, he knew that's where it would always be.
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>>22456505
That was really sweet, Nick is best big brother.
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>>22456547
But where's Becky?
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>>22446231
I've been trying to work out how to solve this problem without surgical intervention.
Could I give exogenous oxytocin to promote uterine contractions and push that little shit out of there? Would that work?
Local anesthetic and lube?
Why am I thinking about this? does he even want to leave?
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>>22456632
Eh just grease him up with a little butter, he'll be out of there in no time.
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>>22456632
He doesn't want to leave, and Honey is just embarrassed to get caught.
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>>22456669
I am at least pretty sure she can't walk like that
>I'm hoping they called Priapus to come over rather than go to the hospital
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Its Thematic Thursday!

Cartoons Edition!

It might be Thursday, but it feels like Saturday morning! Everyone put on your comfiest pajamas, wear some fuzzy socks, pour yourself a bowl of sugar-blasted color-dyed processed wheat puffs, and sit way too close to the TV!

Cartoons are, second to Thematic Thursday as a whole, probably the most important thing in all of Zootopia. And just like how there are tons of species in this great city, you can select your favorite type from a ton of selections-- so long as you aren't prejudice against them! Maybe its the classic Mickey Mouse shorts (all animated by the mosue himself! Of course, you had to watch them on a very tiny screen), or some Bearussian experimental stuff that looks like a nightmare monster decided to make a kids show, or maybe you like those slick 3D features! There's this one about a city where birds and reptiles live in a city, and the technology they use to make the feathers and scales look so realistic is amazing! But the premise of sentient birds and reptiles is pure bullshit so I'm not watching that one.

Are we going to see Judy's adventure retold as an old-timey cartoon? What was Nick's favorite show when he was growing up? What will happen next episode on The Real Pack Street? That's the one where its the same characters but for some reason their names are scrambled and none of the original cast voices the same characters, not the one where there's none of the original characters and also there's a panther in a wheel chair.

>>22445719
Buggz feels like a Cartoon Network late 90's early 00's show. I hope we get a new episode soon.

>>22451040
Judy's eyes look incredibly creepy this way, but I can't deny that she looks adorable. And Nick looks so smug that he should write a 5/5 post. Well done, Seizure.

>>22451977
Okay she stopped looking adorable.

>>22453525
She went back to looking adorable. And terrifying.

Post some cartoony music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0WNBSLeDsQ
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>>22457285
>I hope we get a new episode soon.
Me too

>Post cartoony music!
https://youtu.be/ZtqtBhBbWY8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOeX70ODUw

I can get down with something lighthearted
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>>22452210
>2 charlies
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>>22457494
It is physically impossible to be angry to this song
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>>22454007
>that comic where there are those Judy clones and the bear guy who suddenly sprout 8 dicks
What-wait, no. You know what? Nah. Nevermind. I'm fine.
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>>22457285
>>22457536
Another waterflame happy classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHO4AN_49Q
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>>22454748
I was compelled to make an edit of this image.
"J-Judy?"
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>>22457412
Ah ha!
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>>22457651
Damn vampbunners! A menace I tell you, A MENACE!
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>>22457536
Oh yeah?!? Challenge fucking accepted, bitch!
...
...
...
Well ...shit.
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>>22457651
Source?
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>>22457867
>Source?
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>>22457412
>>22457494
>>22457617
Very comfy music.

Its super late, but submissions so far have been great. Hope to see some cool fics perhaps, too.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope after binging all your favorite cartoons, you aren't too hyped up to get enough sleep for the next day of binging more cartoons.
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>>22455706
>When he first hustled you

>When he was was pretending to be savage to help you

>When you realized he was your dumb fox

>When you rode his red rocket to complete bliss
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>>22458100
Rest well, bunner
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>>22458100
Have a good snooze
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>>22457412
Nick is not for female outfits!
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>>22445369
hey there /ztg/!
neoTT here falling asleep!
this binge watch of cartoons has left me tired!
but I can't fall asleep without first telling you...
the day is past!
but (You) can always tune in and ADD YOUR THEME!
>https://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

>https://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

>https://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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>>22458537
Sleep tight man, you're a cool duder.
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>>22457285
>No one posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk
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Someone liked the way I drew Misses Wilde, so I tried to do it again and she came out almost completely differently
i'll chalk that up on the previous one looking more like what I'd imagine Finnick's mother looks like, and not because I'm inconsistent

The guess point I'm trying to make here is I really like tough moms.

>>22452416
ayyy thanks for catching that reference bucko
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>>22459681
Mrs wilde is best vixe, followed by Skye, Charlie and then Gideon.
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>>22457285
>Judy's eyes look incredibly creepy this way
yeah no jake's face always unnerved me, even though he was the coolest bro anyone could ask for
thank you for the compliment though, vee arr bit
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>>22455472
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https://jafethortiz.tumblr.com/
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>>22460232
>時々、本当に時々よ
>下を向いて歩く日だってある
Sometimes, only sometimes
I have days where I walk looking downwards

>サク・・・
SFX: saku... (Judy plucking the clover)

>葉が・・・
>4枚・・・・
Judy: It's got...
four leaves....

>偶然見つけたの
Judy: I found this on accident
>すげーじゃん
Nick: That's amazing

>今にいいことが 転がってくるぜ
Nick: Now lots of good things
will come to us in droves

>>22460217
>Korean
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Is bb still alive? I miss zootermission.
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>>22460729
what the fuck is that thing

and why is judy a new recruit with nick
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>>22460741
the more important question is, why the FUCK is Nick saluting with his left fucking hand?
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>>22460741
That's Harry Highnoon, Max Midnight's less edgy, but no less hideous, cousin
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>>22460290
Wow, with ears that big, she could just fly.
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Which one of you did this?
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>>22459681
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>>22461713
>>22461724
You can't even message the page anymore lol
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>>22461858
Awkward reserved Judy is good.
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>>22462013
i really like it when people write characters that i like in-character
which is why it pisses me off that adam wan / doxy -- both incredibly talented artists -- can only write pornotier cuckshit dialogue
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>>22462386
There needs to be more Judy vs Proto-Judy over Nick stuff.
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Nick is cute
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>>22460304
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>>22460232
>>22460335
>>葉が・・・
>>4枚・・・・
>Judy: It's got...
>four leaves....
I can't wait for the translation.
Ready for someone to make a fake /trash/ banner with it.
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>>22462909
To be fair, a lot of porn, even WildeHopps stuff, can be cringy and out-of-character too, we just tolerate it most of the time because it is WildeHopps. One of the most popular comics is "What does the fox say", and it literally starts off with pretty much rape.

Concerning Adam and Doxy, well at least with the latter they never even pretended it was going to be in-character and was pretty much a parody the whole way through. Adam pretended to have a plot and some type of characterization... for about 4 pages, then had the shy and bashful Judy immediately take two cocks at the same time and went back to drawing his usual shit.

Anyway, just don't put too much stock on great technical skill alone, plenty of comics of "lower quality" that are more enjoyable.
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>>22464041
>One of the most popular comics is "What does the fox say", and it literally starts off with pretty much rape.
Not really anything out-of-the-ordinary for dōjinshi, unfortunately. It's more common than you may think.
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>>22459681
A fine and wholesome momma, nice pic Seizure
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>>22446231
Hope Jonsthaman is doing good, been a while since he robbed that coffee shop.
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>>22464742
Not that I have ever heard, and if it is, it's a pretty big swerve from his regular style.
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>>22464125
Oh, I know it is pretty common in that genre. I am just saying, specifically in this fandom, it is pretty out-of-character yet still popular.
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>>22464815
Pulling that, even if I'm right (especially if I'm right)if it's not known, I don't wanna ruin his fun.
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>>22464838
swing and a miss
I assume the thing you're referring to is the "mine too" fetish spinoff? that was a fan.
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>>22465812
Damn, one day I'll learn how to draw such good expressions
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>>22466314
I hear that drawing a bunch of possums really helps with expressions...
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>>22466022
That's pretty good. Source?
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>>22466585
I'm afraid I have no idea, I got it from here.
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>>22466433
But they have only one expression, and it's screaming
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>>22467102
But they're cute
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>>22467102
False
[spoiler]They also cry a lot[/spoilersdontwork]
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>>22467725
Don't cum on possums
They have it tough enough already
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>>22461858
>SWIMSUITS OPTIONAL
Looks at Nick, so is junk apparently?
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>>22463318
'TOUCH the belly fluff, FEEL the belly fluff!'
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>>22466022
img source?
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>>22468625
>Spicy Nick claims another scalp
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May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>22468977
Buona notte tuber
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>>22468977
Sleep tight gooser.
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I wish I could be Velvet but only during moments where she's being pounded by Al's dick
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>>22469708
I wish I could be Velvet, but only during moments where she's listening to Ozzy talk about his urges he feels around Anneke
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>>22469749
Ozzy wants to get pegged by Anneke so he can feel like he's getting fucked by Wolter?
I accept this headcanon
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>>22469749
she probably wonders if she should report him to the officers or remain supportive after all the weird shit he tells her, she did ask other members of the pack to take care of anneke and not leave her alone with ozzy, probably already told her that she's free to stay at velvet house if she feels unsafe
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god I want to get my ass pounded so hard by Al I'd give anything to experience it fucking anything
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>>22469975
well, keep it to yourself.
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so when is new?
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>>22470074
When we hit page 10
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>>22470046
Got sick of the shortstack thread, huh?...
Narrowing you down, kiddo.
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>>22469715
Unf
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Page 10, man the lifeboats! Leave the tubes, they'll be fine!

>>22470152
>>22470152
>>22470152
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>page
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>>22451231
Roll
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>>22470118
>annoying guy cant imagine more than one person is annoyed by him
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>>22470265
>Couch
>Boredom

>There were times where Nick really hated Bunny Burrow during the winter
>He loved his family, he really did, but there was little to do when snow really started piling outside the Hopps burrow
>While he would have been fine in the snow, due to his thicker fur, all the kits were ordered to stay safely indoors
>So he was stuck on watch duty, sitting on a couch while all the younger bunnies ran around the room
>Two more hours until it was Violet's shift
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>>22470399
That's really cute, it's good to see adoption_au getting some loving recently.
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>>22470291
anons in these threads have been trying to annoy people and force them to leave since it was moved to /trash/, don't play their game.
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