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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Extremely Tiny Romantic Tubes Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
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Current TT: Valentines Day! It's actually right now!
Previous TT Other Locations in the World
TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.com
TT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
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>>21303983
The "plants" beside her are actually algae, and Nick is viewing her through a microscope
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>>21304029
Deepest lore
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>>21303983
Again, is that a Nick-scale condom?
Smol otter is far too smol for lewd
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Repost from old thread, happy V-Day guys.
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>>21304330
Always love patch, she needs a hug though.
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http://aksisqo.tumblr.com/post/182811922142/i-try-animation-labor-two-days
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Re-posting cuz it's still Valentine's Day somewhere
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>>21304871
Still Valentine's for another four hours here on the east coast of the United States
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>>21304362
Thanks dude, she's down for some consensual hugging.
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Its Thematic Thursday!

Valentines Day Edition!

Chocolate strawberries, little gifts, pink and purple sweaters, and mammals walking hand in hand down the promenade-- what a romantic day it is.

Nick and Judy might be out and about, and Jack and Skye might be under cover together. Remmy'll probably be clueless about the gifts he gets and the lack of gifts he gives, Pizzacat and Pizzacolt will get strange looks as they walk down the street, and I'm sure Kris is not doing okay-- someone check on her, she's posting worrisome things online.

Nothing says romantic than flowers, and flowers love me-- the VRbeet, buzzing around and helping spread the love and pollen. Either that or I'm a root vegetable that is purple and sort of looks like a heart, so that works too.

Be sure to send any fics you would like read my way, and to send any greentexts over for GTT!

>>21303983
I'm positive there's something lewd about this submission I'm missing, but its super cute nonetheless. Nemo always does a fantastic job.

>>21304330
It's good to have a Patch painting on this day. Good to see you around, buddy!

>>21304871
Very comfy, buddy. I like how fuzzy Judy is, too. Her ears are nice and long.

Alright, mandatory listening for Valentine's Day:

https://soundcloud.com/neil-armstrong-3/warmfuzzy-for-valentines-day
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Hey everyone! HarryLime again, with a new chapter of Pride of the Herd!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16997172/chapters/41974394

I apologize profusely for the delay, and hope you enjoy the new chapter! Art is by the amazing Itty once again.
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Hope your Valentine's Day is an even better Valentine's Night!
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>>21304871
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>>21305782
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>>21305827
>tfw you will never hold Numbers's hand
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https://another-wildehopps-blog.tumblr.com/post/182804806247/some-gender-swap-before-i-head-to-class
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>>21305958
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>>21305397
RIP that kitty. Poor Cameron.
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>>21305951
Not with that attitude anon
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>>21305397
I don't think I've read this fic, can you gimme a quick summary?
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>>21306284
Desmond knocks Molly up, this is the stuff that happens afterwards as a result.
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>>21306392
Neat
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>>21306392
EEYYYYYYYYY IT'S A TWINS
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Hope your Valentine's Day was hella tubular
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>>21306560
Sadly I live in an area where tubes are treated like living every day mammals instead of cocksleaves as they were intended. I can only hope that some day we catch up to the rest of the world...
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Bah, Humbug.
What?
Not Christmas, well, Raspberries then!
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Tis the Season

To be a fat yeen who stuffs her face with chocolate apparently.
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>>21307038
This is damn cute, who has done this cutie pic?!
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>>21307073
A fine yeen you got there! How is that comic going? I feel it's been a while since I last saw it.
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How can one Gazelle be so lewd.
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>>21307158
Fuck. That's lewd. This should be a capital offense.
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>>21307093
>who has done this cutie pic?
Dunno, it was a couple of threads back, I just animated it.
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>>21307133
Its going well at least im trying
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I want a picture where a deadpan Remmy calls Marty a cock sock, and Marty, whose jaw is hanging open, is stunned silent, and
Ozzy is clamping his mouth shut, trying not to laugh but clearly failing.
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>>21307073
It's nice to see more some more Henrietta, she's a qt yeen, even when she's stuffing her face full of chocolate

>>21307158
>Tail-holding
As if hand-holding wasn't lewd enough. This is straight-up filth
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>>21307073
>Local yeen heartbroken after being dumped by her cute maned wolf GF
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hi it's your friendly neighbourhood kam, I did this cover art for Otterly's new fic of those two gays being gay. It's very cute and you should read it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17774663

Also happy valentines, /ztg/
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>>21307411
Them right there
Them's a cute
Really cute
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Valentine's Day! The day of chocolate, and hearts, and kisses, and dinner dates--and maybe if you're lucky a nice "early" night with the one you love. Or you're just reminded of how nice all that stuff would be when you're single, like me. Uh, I-I mean, how's your Valentine's Day going, Anon? What kind of mammal did you spend the day with? Sit down and tell us, it'll only take about five minutes. That's right! It's the 5/5 Greentext Challenge, Valentine's Edition! Won't you be my valentine?

RULES:
>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt

>First digit chooses your object
>Second digit chooses your emotion
>Free Choices are picked from the listed options

>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object

>Maximum five minutes to write
>Maximum of five lines

>OBJECTS:

1. Flower(s)
2. Dinner
3. Candle(s)
4. Chocolate
5. Card
6. Jewelry
7. Dress
8. Lingerie
9. Champagne
0. Free Choice

>EMOTIONS:

1. Love
2. Nervousness
3. Anger
4. Regret
5. Lust
6. Anticipation
7. Pride
8. Envy
9. Satisfaction
0. Free Choice

ARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have more than five minutes, though.
HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
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>>21303983
Had no idea of what to do to TT and kept thinking of >>21284840.
Good night /ztg/.

>>21307560
Fuck.
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>>21307607
This is really cute Ciwi, always love me some WildeViolets.
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>>21307607
Rhinehardt a cute. Violet too.
Sleep tite keewee
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>>21307705
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>>21307716
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>>21307724
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>>21307736
>Date idea #4: Come up with 6 additional ideas
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>>21307920
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>>21307940
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>>21307956
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>>21307973
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>>21307940
She jelly
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>>21307985
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>>21308007
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>>21308007
god I love this movie.

Every time I watch it it makes me want to write a high seas AU.
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>>21307607
Eyyyyyy that's pretty as shit dude
Love the expressions
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>>21307411
These two are just adorable
And to think we wouldn't have them if Numbers hadn't made them popular
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>>21308411
Numbers needs to give himself more credit. His work is really emotional
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>>21308449
Lets all pull his tail till he knows he's loved!
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>>21308449
Oh totally
Even in his drunk scribbles I can still feel it
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>>21308527
Sleep tight bune
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behold, rocc :v
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>>21308027
Thanks for uploading these anon, they were fun
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>>21308465
Too lewd. A pat on the head would suffice.
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>>21305827
I know it's Valentine's Day but that's going a bit far
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>>21308722
I'll wait till he's playing dead then.
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>>21308195
Post Nick with abs
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Man, all the hyperlewd handholding going on in this thread...
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Hey so I said I'd take writing requests a few days ago
Some stuff came up, but I am in fact working on it.

In the meantime, I forgot Valentine's day existed until like just yesterday but I don't have time to write anything too big so give me some short Valentine's Day greentext ideas.
Preferably involving best girl.
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>>21309099
Anon you accidentally posted worst girl. I'm sure you meant Rex, so how about something with Rex and Ozzy sharing a meal?
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>>21309159
Rex and Ozzy are purely for platonic fun-having you absolute heretic.
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>>21309099
Avo working at Pandora's for valentines, pretending shes mad about it when she had no one to spend the day with
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It's still Valentine's Day! I still have time to tell Qalcove how much I love her hot squirrel body and how I want to give her the dick and how I want to marry her and how I want to make steamy love all morning, afternoon, evening, and night in our lovely nest and have 16 cute baby squirrels with her.
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>>21309099
Avo giving Wolter some Valentines day anal ... via pegging of course
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>>21307560
roll
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>>21308449
dude YES

all of numbers' art has hit me in a visceral, emotional place and honestly it's so fuckin good

i've connected with nearly everything he's done on that level and man, he's just so great
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>>21309274
Leave her be. shes off limits.
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>>21309099
Avo helping Remmy find his prostate
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>>21309099
How about... Avo trying to convince an embarrassed Remmy to go with her to Packers to teach him more self defense lessons after what happened to him in the alley.
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>>21307985
...
I don't know if this is anime.
Or emo.
Or if it's anime on the left versus emo on the right.

DCD who the fuck are you and what the hell have you done?
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>>21309401
>(2).jpg
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>>21309099
>best girl
>picture of a strung-out chain-smoking crack whore with an attitude problem
Anon...
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>>21309653
You're thinking of Betty anon
Thats Avo
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>>21309678
>You're thinking of Betty anon
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>>21309653
>strung-out chain-smoking crack whore with an attitude problem
Does this literally describe all the female characters from Pack Street?
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>>21309738
Even Velvet?
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>>21309774
He said female
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>>21309774
Especially her
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>>21309738
Not Femmy!
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>>21309825
Velvet's a girl from every perspective, anon
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>>21309401
>shes off limits
Because you want her, anon? Fight me. I'm the alpha squirrel here.
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>>21309908
>Tiny ass squirrel hung like fucking trucknutz

Is nemo hiding his true form from us
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>>21309563
>DCD who the fuck are you
That's how skeletonguys-and-ragdolls signs her art.

http://skeletonguys-and-ragdolls.tumblr.com/
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>>21309099
Maybe Remmy and Avo snarking at each other while on a Valentine's date?
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>>21309908
30 seconds later...
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>>21309852
Not from the perspective of his penis
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>>21310070
You mean her penis
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>>21310098
*his
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>>21310126
>This
Glad to see you agree!
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>>21309184
>Until Rex decides to return the favor Ozzy's given him (which is taking him to his favorite busking spot) and tells him they should do yoga sometime together to help clear any anxiety he might be feeling.
>Ozzy's skeptical as all fuck but agrees because Rex used the words: "Life's all about trying new things, right?" Words that Ozzy told him once before.
>Rex takes him back to his place and places down some yoga mats before he puts on some music before telling his guest to make himself comfortable.
>Ozzy sinks into a beanbag chair and begins to scan the room a little, taking in all the cool decor.
>There's Hindu statues with Elephants on shelves and some golden Buddhist statues as well, with one whose head looks like it would bobble if he were to touch it. There's some lava lamps on the table by the window and a few abstract paintings along the wall with color splatters that give him a sense of calm rather than uncertainty.
>He digs the whole aesthetic going on in here when Rex comes back from his room wearing an A-shirt that reveals some of his fluffy white chest and a pair of these cute little shorts that show off his thighs and--.
>Ozzy shakes his head a little, pulling his head outta the gutter before Rex tells him he just needs to get some stuff ready before they can begin.
>Rex pulls out a lighter and lights some of the candles next to the statues on a shelf in front of Ozzy. He has to reach up a little on his toes, stretching up his hamstrings and showing off a cute little booty along with that tail--.
>Rex turns after he's done and Ozzy looks up quickly, telling him what a cool pad he's got for himself. Rex thanks him before going to the light panel and dimming them a little
>If Ozzy didn't know any better, or was thinking like Wooly B, he would feel like he was being seduced right now
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>>21310204
Oh Ozzy, if only you knew
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Are you fuckers ready
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>>21310369
No, gimme a minute
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>>21310369
I'm always ready!

>>21310204
Very sneaky Rex, laying it on nice and subtly.
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>>21310369
slap my ass harder bitch
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>>21310358
>The yoga session escalates from them "unwinding a few tight bolts loose" through stretching to them stretching their bodies using the kama sutra as a base of reference
>If you know what I mean
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>>21310369
HELL YES!
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>>21310369
YES WE ARE!
Now kill yourself, fucking ugly piece of shit
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>>21310369
>>21310620
Holy shit bro you ugly
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>>21310860
>>21310902
Hope Bore's Rocking out out there, he's a good goat.
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>>21310620
>>21310807

how rude
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>>21310807
Ugly? nah
Horrendous is a more accurate definition
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>>21311019
They're pretty cute
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>>21310807
source?
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>>21311169
Get him!
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>>21311169
Accept our affection you stinky trashmammal
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>>21311169
You can't escape your fate
We WILL hug you
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>20 minutes to spare
I may have been memed into this relationship, but I still put out.
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>>21309099
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>>21311315
Finally, a ship I can get behind
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>>21311315
Meme relationships are the strongest, most loving and pure relationships. Just look at Terry/Nemo. Or Terry/Hamilton. Or even Terry/Deke for that matter.
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>>21311412
What, you couldn't get behind the OTP?
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>>21311568
You mean Terry/Nemo?
Nah, Nemo was clearly forced into that relationship, it wasn't fun watching him tie up Terry and play with his dick against his will
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>>21311568
Nick and Violet is amazing but... possums and gazelles were made for eachother.
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Hey I'm That faggot anon again, who post pics and photoshop edits of my nick and judy figs.

How is everyone's valentine'd day so far, mine is shit -- I've been down for a while now for many reasons.
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>>21307560
Rollan 1/5
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>>21311643
>Chocolate
>Anger

>Violet burst into the room, grumbling, clutching several large, gaudily-decorated hearts.
>Nick jumped in shock, bouncing on his bed as his book went sailing; clutching his chest, he blinked at the dark mood of his older sister.
>"Violet, what the hell? What's wrong? Your day couldn't have been that bad."
>The bespectacled bun threw all of the heart-shaped boxes on the desk. "Chocolate, Nick! Every guy that tried asking me out today tried it with chocolate, and not a one of them knew I'm allergic!"
>Picking his way through one of the boxes, Nick tossed a piece into his mouth. "Then lemme take you out tonight instead."
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>>21310204
>As the room settles into a low, sensual glow, the scent of candles and the incense Rex just lit and set on the table wafting under Ozzy's nostrils, the hyena feels rather conflicted.
>He's both relaxed and on edge, a wariness filling his chest like water, the risk of rising to overflow was unbearably close.
>Rex snaps him out of his daze by allowing him to voice any questions on his mind, if he has any. Ozzy does.
>A couple, in fact, all of which Rex is happy to answer.
>Where did you get all this cool stuff? Those statues up there are awesome, in a creepy way, but awesome. And those lava lamps are sweet, you got all the colors of the rainbow up in here. And I'm really digging those paintings, man.
>Smiling, Rex tells him he gets all this stuff at the flea market wherever it's around. Ozzy should join him one day to browse. He's sure to find a bunch of things on discount.
>Ozzy agrees, his tail wagging in excitement. Secretly, he's not so much excited about buying stuff he wouldn't use as he is to simply see all this weird junk on display.
>While the hyena had his reservations about going to some dude's house to do yoga, his reluctance is being replaced with eager enjoyment. His heart is still pounding, but now it's from excitement rather than anxiety, and most importantly it's beginning to beat less rapidly than before.
>Rex really knew how to bring a level of chill to the moment and make it feel welcome.
>The session begins, with Rex instructing Ozzy on how to do some stretches.
>Some leg extensions on the floor, reaching over to their toes, bending the back forward and holding that position for a few seconds before switching over to the other leg. Some breathing exercises, a few corny jokes told here and there.
>And the occasional quick glance at Rex in his shorts.
>Ozzy would've never guessed that doing yoga could be this entertaining.
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>>21311715
>allergic to chocolate
Just fucking end me right now, famalam
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>>21311315
Sleep well Mr.Opossum.
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>>21311730
This is really cute Anon
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>>21311730
I hope Ozzy's boner isn't gonna be too noticeable there
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>>21307560
Rollan 2/5
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>>21311913
>Flower(s)
>Anger

>Nick didn't know why he bothered.
>He slammed the door shut and and wrenched his tie off, leaving it behind him on the floor.
>The fox slammed the bundle of flowers in his paw down into the trash can at the entrance of his kitchen.
>He looked around his apartment, he paced, and suddenly decided he couldn't stay there, he had to do something, to move.
>Just as quickly as he'd stormed in, he stormed out, leaving petals scattered across his floor to wither away.
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>>21311985
Aw Anon, now I'm sad.
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>>21311480
Aren't all they ex now?
They couldn't take the mongoose dick.
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>>21307560
Rollan 3/5
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>>21305236
I wonder how a Zootopia Saya no Uta be like.
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>>21312089
Does that mean terry is ramona?




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>>21312101
>Free Choice: Dress
>Love

>Judy was not, strictly speaking, "feminine."
>She didn't go out of her way to avoid it, but she just sort of naturally drifted away from it most of the time.
>The rabbit had never really thought she was missing anything; Nick liked her just fine anyway, so what was the point?
>But Nick had wanted to take her somewhere nice, and she supposed that both of them wearing a suit might make people talk.
>When she stepped out to greet Nick in that slinky, backless black dress, he took her paws like she'd just stepped straight out of Heaven--and she decided she could probably stand to dress up a bit more, now and then.
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>>21307560
Rollan 4/5
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>>21312089
Why? What is the problem of his dick?
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>>21307724
why she suck a nip in this pic tho
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>>21312184
>Lingerie
>Regret

>Judy threw her skimpy underwear into the deep, dark depths of the closet, hopefully never to be seen again.
>It was supposed to be a nice present for Nick that night, along with the dress that he was supposed to peel off--
>But then Rhinowitz hadn't been watching where he was stepping, and the whole dress had come off at once.
>Right in front of half of the precinct, and by now every single mammal who worked there would know exactly what she had planned to do with Nick after the party.
>"Hey now, let's not be rash," came Nick's voice, as his claws traced through the fur on her shoulders. "I wouldn't mind seeing how all this goes on, before I take it off."
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>>21312047
https://www.deviantart.com/bmar896/art/Nnnnnnggg-that-was-thirty-seconds-over-620460302
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Fuck you still.
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Rollan 5/5
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>>21312441
>Chocolate
>Love

>Nick and Judy shuffled through their front door, zombie-like, barely mustering the combined energy to close it behind them.
>Their bedroom was so far away--so they decided "screw it" and just flopped onto their couch.
>The fox tugged his rabbit closer, and used his snout to tip her head up to meet him.
>His lips--and something else--met hers.
>Nick pushed her half of the piece of chocolate into her mouth, teasingly, with his tongue, and then gave her another quick kiss. "Happy Valentine's Day, Judy."
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>>21307560
I'm not really the sappy type, but here goes...
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>>21307560
Ive had a lot of wine let's do this
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>>21313031
>3. Candle(s)
>1. Love

>"Please do it."
>"I-I don't know."
>"Just...just pour it onto me."
>"Are you sure?"
>"Yes, Remmy," she says, wrapping her paws around his wrists and forcing his hand to tilt downwards, pouring the melted parts of the specially made candle onto her fur. She struggles not to cum as she feels its heat, screwing her eyes shut. "GoooOOOd, I love youuuuuFUuuuuuuck~"
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>>21303983
hey there /ztg/!
before the day is over, I wanna wish everyone a happy Valentine's!
(You)'re a good friend!

>https://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

>https://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

>https://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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>>21312991
Champagne
Love
>As Nick and Judy stepped off the bus, she began munching on the bouquet while he pulled her close with a paw around her shoulders.
>"Would madam care for a wine to go with her meal, a nice red to go with the flowers maybe?"
>"I thought you knew your wines better than that slick?" she snarked.
>Suddenly with a quizzical look he asks, "What, you mean there is actually wines to go with flowers?"
>"But of course Nick, champagne!"
That's five minutes per line isn't it?
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>>21312217
Too big, dude got trips.
>tfw you will never see the lesson on measurements of professor Terry, where he shows a practical example by measuring his dick
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>>21313232
You're a cool duder TTAnon, how goes the hunt for a new spot to show off TTs?
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>>21305397
Ahh, I definitely need to jump into this. Looking forward to reading it, buddy.

>>21307073
Henrietta you need to slow down. You won't be able to tell which are the good chocolates, and which have coconut.

>>21307158
... How big is Numbers?

How big is Fuel?!

>>21307607
That's gorgeous, Ciwi.

I almost wonder whether he's imagining Violet on that couch...

>>21310369
Not just yet, I have to get to bed, but I'm excited!

>>21311169
Nice sketches, buddy. Thinking of doing a comic of your poss?

>>21311315
That's super cute. Sleep tight, buddy.

Remember, let me know if you would like your green added to GTT's reading list!

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you brushed your teeth rigorously before going to bed so you don't have any candied heart powder left between them.
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>>21313358
Sleep tight bunner, I'll be joining you soon..
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>>21309194
So, I got a bit carried away with 'a quick greentext' and ended up writing all of this. On top of that, stuff keeps closing on me so I've had to rewrite this a bunch. My apologies for the wait.

>February 14th
>Valentine's Day
>Now surely, you might be thinking, a smut connosiuer such as myself would be knee-deep in all the sex, candy and heart motifs a girl could handle in one night.
>And technically, you'd be right.
>I am, in fact, surrounded by all 3 of those things.
>But aside from some candy I swiped, not a single bit of it is for me to enjoy.
>And why is that, you might ask?
>Because I'm stuck working retail on fucking Valentine's Day.
>Of course, it just had to be on a Thursday. Couldn't have been a weekend, couldn't have been when I have work off.
>Do you know what the fuck kind of people come into a sex shop at this time of day, on this very specific day no less?
>The saddest, loneliest losers looking to drown away their rejection in silicon toys and aphrodisiacs.
>And, to some extent, I almost envy them.
>You have no idea what I'd give to be at home, lubed up and letting off some steam right now.
>Still, I try to hold myself at least somewhat above the people that have been coming through.
>I've already had 5 particularly desperate men try and hit on me while I was ringing them up tonight.
>It was a little flattering the second time, but by the fifth guy I had come close to busting his jaw. I'm horny, but not that horny.
>On top of the fact that almost everyone to come by in undesirable, the few customers we do get are just that.
>Few.
>Every 40 minutes or so someone will wander in, but until then I'm left to just sort of swipe absently through my phone.
>Right on time, the shop's door bell rings as someone steps inside.
>I don't even have to look up to tell that it's an ungulate. That, or someone in heels.
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>>21313428
>Usually, it takes people a bit to find what they want, but this one just comes click-clacking straight up to the counter.
>Definitely an ungulate.
>"Hoof grips are in the far right isle." I still don't bother looking at them.
>They give me this loud, exaggerated cough in response like they're expecting something.
>Deep breathes, Avo. You're almost out of here.
>Clasping my paws together, I set my phone down politely on the counter, give my best 'How Can I Help You Tonight?' smile, like Dora always insists on, and-
>"Hello to you too, Avo."
>I was right about the Ungulate part. Right in front of the counter stands out resident ram, in the fluff.
>I let out the breath I was holding, and slump back down.
>"Cormo."
>"What, no snarky line today?"
>"Nah." I don't have the energy for it.
>God, what the fuck is wrong with me that I'm passing up a free shot at Remmy on my own turf?
>"Anyway, what do you want?"
>"I'm here for you, actually."
>Excuse me?
>"Ha ha, very funny. You here for a new sleeve or something? Did the old one not fit?"
>"No, seriously. I'm not kidding."
>"Cormo, I'm going to level with you. I'm really not in the mood for whatever elaborate joke you're trying to setup here. So can you go pester somebody else?"
>He puts his hooves on his hips, tilting his head.
>"Like who?"
>"Annie."
>"She's with some dude." He dismisses her immediately.
>"Charlie?"
>"Gone. Marty says not to expect her until tomorrow."
>"Literally anyone?"
>"Literally the entire pack has plans tonight, Avo. Everybody except you, and me."
>I open my mouth to respond, by pause before I actually say anything. It's like the little gears in my head are stuck.
>Is he...?
>"Hold on, Remmy, are you trying to flirt with me right now?"
>"What? No, no, that's not what's happening here." He stammers.
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>>21313439
>"No, I just-...See, I knew you were working tonight and figured maybe you could use some company. Because, you know.." He waves his arms around, gesturing to the empty store.
>"So, you're asking me out on a date then?"
>"No! No, Al put me up to this, I swear."
>"Uh huh. Sure he did."
>"Avo, come on."
>This might be just what my night needed.
>Seizing the opportunity, I cross my arms, and lean back a little, feigning disinterest.
>"Well, thanks for getting my hopes up, but if you're not offering or buying anything I'm going to need you to leave."
>"Avo!"
>"What? I've got a job to do here, fluff."
>"OK, fine." He says in defeat. "You can call it a date."
>"So you ARE asking me out?"
>"Yes." He sighs.
>"Say it."
>He gives me an incredulous look.
>"What?"
>"I want you to say it." I repeat. "I want you to say 'Avo, will you go out with me.'"
>"Why?"
>"So I know that you're not messing with me."
>There's a moment of silence where I think I've pushed it too far, but eventually, he pipes up.
>"Avo, will you go on a date with me?"
>"No." I reply flatly.
>He gives me another stare.
>"You have to say it like you mean it."
>He grumbles something under his breath, and I try my best to hold the straight face.
>"Avo, will you go out with me?" He says it a bit louder this time, and with a little more interest.
>"Sorry, didn't quite catch that."
>"Avo!"
>I scratch my chin, looking up at the ceiling.
>"Well, I don't know. I was planning on going out tonight, and you sort of came in at an akward time...But I suppose I can squeeze you into my schedule."
>He huffs dramatically, and leans into the counter.
>"And, by the way..."
>"Yes?"
>I rest my elbows just in front of him, and put my head in my paws until our noses are just a few inches apart.
>"It's Valentine's Day, Remmy. Try buying a girl some chocolate next time, eh?"
>"I hate you sometimes."
>"Love you too, cotton swab."
Fin
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>>21313449
cuuuute
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>>21313309
Not good I'm afraid!
IRL has been keeping me busy from that and updating the archive!
but worry not, it'll get done!
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>>21313565
You're a good fox, I pray TTbun spares your life when the time comes.
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>>21304871
The good wholesome content I come here for
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>>21313682
Ten minutes later
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Does anyone have the greentext where it turns out Nick's red rocket is a little melanistic and Stu goes full KKK?
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Does Gideon have a choad?
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>>21314236
Source?
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>>21313679
https://bigcdn.funnyjunk.com/comments/Blank+_958e9f877977e2ee3970645a9f413885.mp4
>audio related
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>>21314308
https://juantriforce042.tumblr.com/
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>"You called?"
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>>21314807
Who are you, drawer and animator
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>>21314944
>Who are you, d̶r̶a̶w̶e̶r̶ and animator?
I'm only animating the good stuff I find here
RT
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>Valentines day, February 14th, earliest in the morning
>Every couple right now would be asleep except me but I have my two reasons.
>Firstly, I’m not engaged in any relationship, never was and never will, I’m happy how it is.
>Secondly, I’m a Confectionist, me and my crew are working under heavy pressure to get it done in time.
>Those sweets, may it be hearth shaped cookies or pink cupcakes don’t make themselves you know.
>I’m not tired and my employees might sometimes be a handful but they are loyal.
>Each one of them I “love” in a sense that by now I see them as a family
>And whilst I could not imagine to work with anyone else except with them, right now I’m alone
>But that’s by choice.
>You see, I’ve been chosen by the high society of Zootopia to manage and cater this years ball.
>The Valentines or also Love or Couple Ball how it’s called.
>It might not be the biggest even of the year but it’s a popular and important one.
>Like I said, it’s for the High Society, and only them, and they await something special
>And something special they shall get.
>My magnum opus, is a simple soft small cake with a sweet purple blueberry flavoured frosting
>Of course you might now wonder, how is that special.
>The first look does not make it appear in any way special
>But once you break it open, voilá, two chambers on the left and right, filled with sweetened jam
>It’s rowan berry like jam, kind of a symbol how live can be bitter but also sweet, thus it’s bittersweet.
>But right now It’s not finished, I need to get one last ingredient for my jam
>I can not mess this up, once one of my cupcakes was...a bit crooked.
>Getting a lecture then by a semi important opera singer is not something I want to repeat.
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>>21315710
...Part 2 from Google this morning.
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>>21315639
>Having an early breakfast which is actually me eating the remaining frosting I look at the watch.
>It’s still morning but by now the regular shops have open.
>We are done for today, at least with the baking, now it’s time to deliver the orders.
>Call me cocky but I would not be surprised if I’m the most famous confectionist in Zootopia
>My sweets are loved by everyone, pred or prey, small or big, good or bad.
>It makes me happy to know that my work is enjoyed by (probably) everyone.
>Due of this special day my workers get the day off once they’re finished with the deliveries
>It would be a joke if I couldn’t take care of the love ball all by myself
>Also I do not know how the High Society would react when there would be more than one “average citizen”.
>Honestly, I try to think about this ball as little as possible as it can be
>One of my workers, a hare reminds me about the delivery to the ZPD
>Which I have to admit I nearly forgot.
>On the “holidays”, Valentines day included I bring them doughnuts.
>Shaped like the ornament that is mostly used on said day.
>X-Mas a fir tree or today of course a hearth.
>With pink glazing and jam filling, mostly grape or strawberry.
>And of curse the sprinkles
>I know how much their receptionist is thrilled to get his hands on them.
>Placing the boxes into the panel van it puts a smile on my face.
>In my opinion Valentines day should be work free day.
>On the other side I wouldn’t make any income on this day then.
>Starting the engine I look one last time behind me, making sure all of the boxes are tied down right.
>I’m not sure how much they would like “compressed” doughnuts or sticky boxes.
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>>21314984
I can't believe /ztg/ is past its prime
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>>21313449
Pretty damn adorable if I do say so.
It's nice to see that Avo is willing to at least give some desperate losers a chance. Warms the heart on this lonely day, the anniversary of Abe Lincoln's assassination.
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>>21315613
Aw, thanks a bunch you guys. I should try to write more RexOzzy stuff. There's some nice unexplored potential, I think.
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>>21315894
I'm glad people enjoyed it.
I'm honestly a little pissed because I was really happy with how it came out originally, and I feel like a lot was lost during the final rewrite. Here's to shitty software.
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>>21315938
>Step by step I carefully try to “feel” my way into the ZPD building.
>One of the disadvantages of being a chamois is my size.
>And carrying all doughnut boxes at once doesn't help it either.
>But what done is it done now the only thing I have to avoid is tripping over my own feet.
>The shout of someone I know very well gets me out of my worries.
>Spinning my head a bit to the left it’s no one else that the chubby cheetah receptionist of the ZPD
>Eagerly he waves at me signalizing where I have to go.
>Despite being one of my best customers I sometimes worry my sweet threats might be his end.
>Nevertheless I smile before putting the boxes down on the receptionists desk.
>His eyes display a glimmer both of excitement and the thrill to bite in one imminently.
>Like as if I’m making a proposal to him I open the box making him squee in joy.
>Once he takes his first bite of one of my hearth shaped treat he does what I “feared”
>The gossip train runs down on me like a waterfall, luckily I planned 30 minutes in
>Enough to hear about the newest rumours of the ZPD.
>In the short gab he needs to breath in air it’s me who asks for once a question.
>Knowing Clawhauser for quite a time now it’s kind of obligatory for me to ask if he well...
>Had asked him out yet.
>Whilst the receptionist becomes quite, quiet he does not look sad, rather a bit embarrassed
>Admitting he has not another doughnut is eaten
>Enjoining the flavour he admits that he’s worried of the outcome
>Looking down at the floor all I can say is that the least we can do is try
>He says he thought about a cake with the writing on it asking his crush out.
>A lovely and noble idea I must say, love and food combine well.
>Personally I think both would make a great pair.
>Benjamin Clawhauser and Chief Bogo.
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>>21316277
>Stepping into the vehicle and starting the engine I think about the last minutes
>After some time talking with Clawhauser, I had the chance to met no one else than the “Heroes of Zootopia” themselves
>I can see how, if the receptionists statement is right, everyone on the station thinks they are a couple.
>A bunny and a fox, who could imagine that, but, interesting things happen are happening.
>My next stop is not as lovely as my last, but I’m not biased.
>It’s actually quite run down but hey, if you need your stuff asap you can’t be picky.
>Once I heard that the most suspicious looking shops are the best.
>When it comes to get what you truly desire.
>Sometimes you have to let your connections play
>Especially because I’m already worried to be in delay.
>As a confectionist you come together with many people
>May it be the High Society of Zootopia or the shadiest of individuals-
>You might think I’m joking but I have more than once made a wedding cake for a crime lord.
>In times like these you can not be picky about customers, of course the public does not know this.
>Fortunately.
>There are some doughnut boxes still left in my car, I mean, everyone should get something.
>An unforgettable Valentines day, everyone should have one of those at least once in their live
>Whenever “good” or “bad” it’s the day of love and being loved.
>The transaction would not take long, in and out, because I really have to finish my magnum opus
>Imagine my shortcakes without filling, all dry, nearly inedible.
>No we wouldn’t like that to happen would we?
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>>21311019
You look like you'd probably be a little autistic.
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>>21316606
>Stressed, yes that’s the word that describes me best
>If the jam mixed with the last ingredient together with a shot of rum isn’t finished soon…
>It’s hot, sticky and stuffy in my bakery, right now it looks more like a laboratory of a chemist.
>My apron is full of frosting and jam and gets more tainted when I glaze the last batch of short cakes
>Now comes the tricky part
>It’s important to fill the two chambers very carefully with the jam
>So careful that I even have to use a syringe, breaking the dough that separates both chambers could bring a messy end.
>Imagine breaking it in two and you immediately get surprised by the filling.
>Everything I have baked and planned for would be undone.
>Letting out a sigh there is only one thought in my mind, there is so little time but so much to do.
>Am I glad to have prepared the ball room two days prior.
>A medium sized room with exactly one door, which makes it easy to see how many people will come.
>Which brings another worry, have I prepared enough for everyone?
>Taking the last shortcake from the tray I mark it with a red dot, this one is for me.
>Despite a confectionist I’m not a fan of something to sweet, even if it’s mixed with bitterness.
>No, I prefer it trough and trough biter, like dark chocolate or a tonic
>For this I take a new syringe , I do not want to contaminate it with the other filling.
>Preparing my personal cake I wonder if it was a good Idea to make a buffet
>I know the High Society probably expects servants or waiters.
>But, it’s a private ball for them and secondly I already mentioned what they think of the “common civilian”
>It makes me wonder all the time why they chose me.
>Alas, I know the answer to that question very well.
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>>21316880
Source?
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>Finally out of Syria
>In Germany for a few days of r and r
>getting smashed with the homies
the time for ahegao has come. also am very drunk rn
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>>21317080
Al, 4G? Thnx
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>>21317080
Remmy, G3, with a dildo up his butt
maybe with a happy avo watching in the foreground or background
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>>21317080
Nick, A2
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>>21317080
Hi Famished
Kris, 3G?
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>>21317094
sorry if dosen't look like character, i'm currently drinking four months worth of deployment of alcohol
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>>21317255
Ahaha, nah that's great! I can imagine this being a much younger version of Al.
>This is probably his first time getting head from Velvet.
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>>21317255
yeah senpai, it looks more like charlie desu
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>>21317080
Nick 1O
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>>21317303
When drunk, famished returns to his most primal state: loving Charlie
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>>21317098
oh no the bottom of the screen is obscured
oh well

>>21317303
well you know me always drawing charlie

>>21317349
lmao
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>>21317080
Heya! Glad you made it!

I would like to have a H1 of Nemo
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>>21317080
o3 Terry g3 Nemo please
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>>21317120
so f-ing buzzed right now
sorry these are really shitty, i'll draw better when i'm sober and can actually draw
this is still fun thou
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>>21316830
>Stepping out of my box wagon I’m more than glad to be the first.
>Which would not be for long, time is sacred right now
>Once again I’m glad that this building has a cold room where I can put in the cakes
>Also the buffet, it’s a buffet pun not intended.
>The ball is at night, eating heavy might not be recommended.
>I’m kind of the only average citizen here.
>Me the small chamois confectionist whose fanciest clothes are a decade old and only worn four times.
>Even the band considers of members of the higher society.
>The decoration looks nice, a bit corny for my taste but heh, who am I to judge I’m only the caterer and manager of this ball.
>Also I’ve heard they like stuff like this, it’s modern and the latest new thing.
>Hefting the fruit bowl on the buffet table I look around.
>Wine, Cocktails, Soft drinks, appetizer, fruit, sandwiches, finger food, deserts, and of course my lilac hearth shaped short cakes.
>Everything should be ready for the ball.
>Once again I feel my pockets to be sure I have everything with me.
>It’s going to be an exhausting night, but alas it’ll be worth it.
>Going around one last time in the ball room I check if everything is in order
>The door is open, the windows still open to let fresh air in but soon to be closed.
>Stage for the band is decorated too and the microphones prepared.
>All of the artificial lights shine either way in white or in a slight pink
>Yep, an unforgettable night was about to shine in this ball, people would talk about it for a long time.
>Pausing, I look at my watch, exactly at 7 p.m I heard mumbling outside of the house.
>It was showtime for me, a simple confectioner.
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>>21317152
hola
afraid that's all i can handle for now
holy cuss
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the next time i ask for ahegao i should hopefully be sober, so please ask the requests that i couldn't get to then
meantime some other draws i did
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I think something's wrong with me /ztg/
I can't stop thinking about this canine
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may you have a good night thread, and dream good dreams
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Hi Fex
I see you lurking
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>>21317813
>"It clearly shows Mr.Bex that only you can manage such a great ball."
>Feeling pressure in my back due of the pat I revive I smile as good as it's possible for me
>They're dancing, sharing laughs and jokes with each other.
>But the buffet on the other side has yet to be opened by me, the "manager" and caterer of this event
>With simple small and steady steps I go up to the stage, touching with my hooves the micro to see if it works.
>The crowd is quite big and many famous faces of the High society you see in magazines are represented
>Movie stars, singers, authors, politicians, owners of well known brands, starred chefs, you name it.
>They all look rather observant of what I have to say, but my speech has to wait since I've prepared something different.
>It's not a great speech that makes a person, it's their act, their performance, at least so I've heard.
>"Ladies and Gentleman, dear Contributors of Zootopias society, I'm a mammal with not many words thus I think-"
>Picking up the hearth shaped short cake with the small red dot I continue.
>"-we shall start with the bottom of our hearth and the void in our stomachs I'm guilty as charged for."
>There is of course laughter due to the choice of words, but ah well let them laugh on this occasion.
>Like I do so do they, breaking the hearth into two.
>"On three let us bite into the hearths, everyone in a half to symbolize the love displayed on this day to all of us."

One
>I smile. what a wonderful night it is isn't it
Two
>The bitter sweet flavor of live and how it affects us all, from one second to another
Three
>And we bite into the sweets and enjoy it, before they are questioning the choice of flavor I've made.
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>>21318192
Sleep well foxxo.
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Hi Fex
I see you lurking.
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>>21318262
>They look at me, and I look at them, but not for long, no I jump from the stage and scuttle away
>Questions over questions, if this was a joke, bittersweet, but the words mixed with shock and confusion.
>And once they start to break down, on their fours I’ve reached the double door of the ball room.
>When the first start to panic, to scream in terror or in anger I’ve locked them up and threw away the key.
>Truly, it’s bittersweet, the taste, the day of love turning like this, and suddenly everything turns
>Savage
>Whilst their poison started immediately, mines going to take a while before kicking in
>I’ve no intention to survive nor witness this whole event, it’s over for me, isn’t it.
>And still I’m surprised it worked so well, I was always good in acting and hiding emotions.
>But this, this even is something I was not aware if it works
>People will ask questions, and I have the answers for the confusion I’ve created now
>What bittersweet day it is, loved ones going at each other throats, and those who will survive-
>I wonder how they’re going to take it once they discover what they did to their love of their lives.
>And all I can do in that situation is smile and laugh, finally let it out this laugh that makes my body shake.
>Laughing like a maniac.
>I reach the managers office, I intend to withdraw here for the rest of my remaining minutes.
>That anyone understands, I don’t expect it, I never have, what business does a confectionist has with the society
>Everything, everything I tell you.
>I feel how my temperature is rising and sweat starts to drop down my head, my hearth aces like hell.
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>>21317022

https://twitter.com/_Croiyan_/status/1096437278577061888
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>>21318467
>Placing the letter on the desk I fall into the chair.
>For I don’t know how long I’ve been their puppet
>Their marionette that did this and that
>We all are, may it be the pastry chef or the police or anyone else.
>For their enjoyment we work ourselves to the bone.
>The High Society, may it be Prey or Pred
>Like, when I voted for Lionhearth I thought things would change
>How wrong I was, the same old same old with him like with others.
>I loathed them for a long time by now.
>”No offense but you’re better In this” what a great way to tell someone to do the dirty jobs
>”No hard feelings” they sweetened way to say “Do this and that!”
> “We might need your assistance”, actually do it all yourself while we sip expensive champagne.
>And during that we laugh about the demise of those who work themselves to the bones.
>For a long time this ball was the true face of decadence of the high society, who are nothing more than a group of charlatans and swindlers.
>Liars or people who never moved a finger who never said thank you.
>Who claim to be for charity, but all they do is evade paying taxes.
>The money to them returned because the institution they donate to is their own.
>We on the other side are threatened like the dirt on the ground.
>Stomped upon, whenever giraffe, stoat, wolf or sheep it does not matter to them.
>But it matters to me and I have given my life for this society and have worked myself to the bone >To be able to cater and manage this event of snobs, to make a stand and show a sign.
>That deep down the richest and most famous people are rotten and let by their primal instincts
>Oh sweet mouse of the dark blue flower, you are the one who shows it the most.
>Let themselves be torn apart, those who survive, you shall be traumatized till the end.
>When this latter will be found, on by cold death body, I’ve left to face my judgement in another realm.

>But I will be gone, but remembered, written down and not forgotten.
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>>21318620
~Habsburg
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>>21317080
>>Finally out of Syria

Assuming you are employed by the Bundeswehr may I ask has it been stressful I would love to hear the stories of what you've witnessed in Syria.
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>>21318153
Rem, for the love of sexual tension, just go and buy a toy from Pandora's. There's nothing Avo can say to you at this point that you already haven't heard before.
>Possibly
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>>21318783
No that's Nick and Judy from the popular Nickelodeon cartoons.
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>>21318127
>Charlie_IRL
That’s pretty cool Famished.
Don’t drink TOO much though!
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>>21318838
Har har, anon. There's clearly a comedian being lost in you.
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>>21318153
You should see a doctor anon
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>>21318952
Thank you Anon, I try my best. Have a bun on the house.
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>>21311631
That sucks anon, hopefully things get better soon!
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>>21319156
Does Avo in a nurse outfit count
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>>21319429
Tbh I'm disappointed that Avo literally half-models a skimpy nurse costume in one of the chapters and nobody's capitalized on it ever
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>>21319537
Be the Avo wearing a nurse outfit you want to see in the world.
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>>21320044
>Free bun
>Not free tubes
Worthless
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>>21320044
I'm only taking the bun if the fox comes with me too.
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>>21320619
>filename
Requesting one of them to be turned into a cardboard cutout
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>>21320619
>that deer meet
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>>21320664
>Jamie gets a dakimakura of Cameron
>This is how Cameron finds out hes gay
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>>21320619
i want to fuck that buck
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>>21320706
>And it turns out, Cameron had gotten a dakimakura of Jamie
>Jamie finds it and feels flattered by it, and feels also angry that Cameron is cuddling a fake instead of the real
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>>21320762
Thank you anon

>Wrote mouse instead of muse

Sometimes I'm surprised by my own mistakes and how far they go...
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>>21320811
>Both dakimakura run off and get eloped together in the dead of night
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>>21312441
This image is canon.
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>>21320811
That sounds exactly like how Jaime would respond to learning this little fact. Meanwhile, other people would be wondering how he got a daki of themselves in the first place.
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>>21320619
tfw no qt deer bf on whose horns to accidentally poke yourself in the eye in the middle of the night
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>>21321269
You fool, Jamie's the big spoon
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>>21321287
>Big
>Jaime

Hmm, I don't think we be looking at the same guy anon.
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>>21321577
Big spoon means the guy that's doing the holding anon
They dont literally have to be big
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>>21320878
>Both dakis then take to the street, dancing with abandon under the starry sky and letting euphoria wash over the both of them
>And as they watch the pillows dance under the night, the moon casting its light on them exactly like a spotlight, Jamie and Cameron decide it's due time they had a heart-to-heart talk, both now aware that each had something to get out of the chest
>After some exchange of words, they find out both were afraid of the relationship going wrong, and dragging the friendship along with it to the drain, like many times before with many other failed friends-to-lovers
>But at least neither had a problem with being gay, so that was a plus, at least, they still had to talk out what was left.
>In the end, both decided that one couldn't stay in denial, and relationships aren't a romance novel and much less the idealized thing one sees in any media
>And that they should at least try and make the best of it and even if it didn't last instead of letting life go on and only look back as a bitter what-could-have-been-but-never-was
>So they stay there, looking at their linen-selves dance while they simply hold hands.
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>>21320811
>Jaime doesn't talk to Cameron for ten minutes after he comes back from the bathroom
>"Uh, it's everything okay?"
>Silence fills the air, making Cameron roll his eyes.
>"Jaime, seriously, what's going on? Why are you giving me the silent treatment?"
>The irritation rising in Cameron's voice dies in his throat the moment he hears a sniffle come from the small deer, and is soon more concerned than before.
>He crawls over to his friend who's been sitting next to him on the bed with crossed arms and a pout.
>"Jaime, listen, if there's anything at all I did to make you upset with me, you need to let me know so I can apologize--."
>He's cut off and flinches back from the sudden jerk of Jaime's head, who's facing him now with a look of anger.
>Anger, and teary-eyed betrayal.
>"Am I not cuddly enough?"
>Cameron doesn't know how to respond, so he just raises an eyebrow in query.
>"What?"
>"AM I NOT CUDDLY ENOUGH FOR YOU!?" The deer throws his arms in the air in a sudden explosive display of hurt. "What, I'm so not-huggable that you have to use a pillow instead of me!?"
>"Jaime, what are you talking about," Cameron quickly asks, his voice beginning to rise in panic. "I seriously have no--, and-and what pillow?"
>"That pillow you forgot to put away before you let me in here!"
>Cameron feels his heart stop cold. There's no way he heard that correctly. He would never forget to put Pillow Jaime in the closet, there's no fucking way.
>"Now I know why you never let me look inside that closet behind the bedroom door. You're cheating on our friendship with a damn pillow!"
>Cameron holds up his paws before waving them low in a 'settle down' motion.
>"Jaime, look, I just-- *please* keep your voice down? I don't want my mom to hear."
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>>21321605
Urban dictionary would call that jet-packing
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>>21322039
If you ask a guy to jetpack with you they are gonna have a VERY different interpretation than spooning
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>>21322081
I'm down to do both, though not at the same time, lest there be fifth degree burns on our date
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>>21321962
Jamie suddenly regrets wanting bigger antlers
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HOW THE FUCK DO I DRAW MATCHING EYES!!!!!!!
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>>21322197
With your prefered drawing tool.
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>>21322197
CTRL+C CTRL+V
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>>21322271
Pencils man
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>>21321820
Then Cameron's mom comes up from behind the two animals, sipping a mug of coffee, and mentions nonchalantly that this is some gay shit.
Dinner will be ready in five minutes, by the way.
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>>21322197
Don't.
Expressions are not completely symmetric except in few cases
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>>21322197
Expressive eyebrows.
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the end
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>>21322597
300 is mine
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@koshian41

続編製作決定おめでとうだ〜〜〜ーーー楽しみ...楽しみ...またズートピアになれる...
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>>21322597
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>>21322516
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>>21322725
>smash head on table
>suddenly extremely angry
Have a Snickers little bear.
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>>21321962
>>21322389
perfect

this is perfect
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>>21320706
>>21320811
>>21320878
>>21321820
>>21321962
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>>21323007
Pretty sure those last two posts arent part of the same thing
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>>21323036
they are now, friend :v
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>>21323007
I just love collaborative greens. thanks for the cap.
Should we send it to GTT?
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Page 10 Get to the lifeboats! Leave the tubes behind they'll only slow you down!

>>21323446
>>21323446
>>21323446
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>>21322197
>>21322310
Let me know if you unlock this secret fellow pencil drawing anon.
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>>21323460
But what if I am current attached to a tube?
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>>21323504
It was nice knowing you Anon. I hope you find a nice poss, badger or yeen in the next life.
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>>21322827
Thanks anon, appreciate it
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>>21323460
But couldn't you potentially use them as pool noodles by tying 'em all together?
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>>21323558
It's been tried before, no survives. Also holy hell that was a fast page 11.
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>>21323558
Grab a bunch of otters, they float
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last for ded fandom
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>>21323594
i otter do that




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