/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Nick's Fun House EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgThread journal Backup: pastebin.com/GiLL5kASZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/18368855Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/18368855Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/18368855Current TT: SPECIES QUIRK, or "It's a ______ thing" (SUBMISSIONS DUE SEPTEMBER 27th)Previous TT: Urban Exploration / Abandoned Places (Late submissions are cool though)TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
>>18396603>It's a ___ thing_Perfect_
>>18396692__ :v>ik :v
>>18396692>>18396708
last day of summer
>>18396772Winter here we come!
Would you bring this drunk Nick home to cuddle with?
>>18397051Of course
>>18397116You were very drunk as well. The fox turned out to be Gideon, not Nick. What now?
>>18397131Thats fine, Gideon's a cute foxo too.
>>18396603>>18397131>the fox turned into [not fox]lmao reminds me when i went and found a good looking chick but turned out to be ur mom
>>18397193Yikes. I'm sorry for you, anon
>>18397131How would he look if he didn't have that idiot haircut?
>>18397242its ok i turned 360 and walk away when i found out
>>18397347180 anon. 360 is a full circle and you would walk towards it
>>18397051I don't trust foxes, too shady.Better if it is a freshly caught tube, though.
>>18397310Like a fat Nick?
>>18397507Tubes can't get drunk in the first place. They're either sober or passed out.
>>18397666That's pretty 0 to 666 Mr Satan.
>>18397716Why do you think tubes are what they are? They paid a price. Now they can't enjoy alcohol.
>>18397131>>18397310Like this.
>>18397883
>>18397051I would take that drunken fox home, give him a kiss on the forehead and a glass of water, then tuck him into bed.
>>18398000Judy, is that you?
>>18398000He'd probably give a nice thank you blowjob in the morning.
>>18398059>ywn meet a cute fox that will give you a thank you blowjob.
>>18398118Hopefully CRISPR will make anthro foxes a reality within our lifetimes.
>>18398189>Hopefully CRISPR will make anthro foxes a reality within our lifetimes.They'd probably be neurotic serial killers, not charming rogues like Nick.Besides, I want a real Judy.
>>18398308>image*pets bun head*
>>18398308They just need to mix in the DNA of the sluttiest sub they can find.
yo so what was the zootopia easter egg in the new fix it felix movie i'v been reading about
>>18398308How do buns pull of being lewd, adorable, and naive at the same time?
>>18398902Roomy and Batty
>>18397480
>>18398950I think the word I was looking for was innocent, not Naive. My bad
>>18398950They're just cute, y'know?
>>18399283>cuteYou're delusional, Just like Skye. What does she see in that bun.
>>18399378she cucked him to get closer to this cutie
>>18399531Doesn't she have to cuck Nick instead?
>>18399736he is in on it
>>18399861So what you're saying is that Skye's a slut.
>>18399961>slutYou mispelled "Patootie"
>>18399989Loosey Slutootie
>>18400040they're loose in general. They need to be able to take the knot.
>>18400178That's not how that works, don't try to apply your knotfucking fetish to biology.
>>18399102wow general chats still have that spammed in them to this very day
>>18399736Does anyone have that image of Jack handcuffed to Nick and saying "i'm his boyfriend" while barging in on Judy with Skye?
In space, nobody can hear you yeenpile76.91.36.250Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
>>18399378Indeed, tubes are inherently better
>>18400700Nice, I missed the livestream today. look like it came out well.
>>18400686I was thinking of that same image but I also don't have it.
>>18398000
O do not run too fast, for IWill but bespeak thy grave, and die
>tfw you want to see a highschool charlie with braces
>>18401760Teehee
>>18402275>bent over a teacher's desk, going from an F to an A+
>>18402275>>18402275
>>18402416
What species Terry is exactly ? Need his size
>>18402373Of this is a suggestion, I’m seconding
>>18402430Grey mongoose.
>>18402468Thanks
>>18402468>Gay mongooseIsn't he straight?
>>18402430>>18402468Specifically, an Indian grey mongoosehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_grey_mongoose>>18402797He's had his little paws on quite a few dicks, he can't be 100% straight.
>>18402797He has that squirrel bf so i really doubt it.
>>18402430He should be roughly Judy size, grey indian mongoose, why do you need it?>>18402797I never said if Terry was straight, gay, bi or a cucumber>>18402883>squirrel bfNO
>>18403084>cucumberTerry confirmed for cucumber-sexual.This explains why he rejects everyone's advances, they're not green enough.
>>18402275I was wishing this would have stayed buried
>>18403084
>>18402275Is she Nicks age?
>>18402275>human teethWould braces be needed for tapered incisors?Humans have problems because our teeth are too big for our jaws...rodents might need them, but that raises the issue of mounting orthodontic gear to a continually growing tooth
>>18403207thats a zucchini. I am hurt.
>>18402599source?
>>18403207Well, the size is similar
>>18403084>>squirrel bf>NO
>>18403877This is gay
>>18403877'Tis but a forgery!Libel!
>>18403536a Succhini.
>>18404350Jack deserves better than this
>>18404159
>>18397051> new Cobalt artHe's alive? Also, where did you find it? Is he running secret art-streams somewhere?
>>18403536Is this one better?
>>18403571http://bernie-buddy.tumblr.com/post/177102982331/some-doots-of-zoots-for-yoots
>>18404487That old art, anon>>18404558Damn, Terry's T H I C C
>>18404659Damn, I got my hopes up.
https://twitter.com/g0masolt/status/1042717286329548800
>>18403919There's a lot of that unfortunately.>sad face.jpg
>autism is leaking
>>18404159>a Succhini.Depends which end you're on, other ends called a Fucchini.
>>18404350Martina lookalike;>"This tail is mine, I'm not going to share it with anybody!"
>>18405315>>18405327Wow.Congrats to Weaver and 83.
>>18405327>With this data, I conclude that it's more worth it to read Zootopia fanfiction than War and PeaceWhich one of you fuckers wrote this
>>18405287We just need to find someone to lewd him with a female, then.
>>18405327>>18405315
>>18405315>>18405327What the flying fuck
>>18405315This is NOT fucking real.Is it?Plz say it's not.
>>18405327I remember college... In one of our French courses we just watched French versions of popular old timey American movies, then talked about it or acted out scenes.I wonder if the school board goes to these teachers and tell them "Look just... keep them busy for a few hours a week, give them something to do. Then at the end of the session give out points however you like. I don't care, come up with a system yourself."
unrelated, but also from that newsletter
>>18405440I'll try to come up with something better, meanwhile, found this;
>>18405315Well... In a way there is logic to it.
>>18405878Its cute how SW engineers think they're that important.
May you have a good night /ztg/
>>18405315>>18405327>'Zootopian fanfic stories were found to be an easy enough read to be handled by grade 6 readers'I feel bad now :(
>>18406180Sleep warm tuber
>>18406149Chemical engineer;>"I design explosives"Aeronautical engineer;>"I design weapons delivery systems"Mechanical engineer;>"I design payload systems"-Civil engineer;>"I design targets"SW engineer;>"I can design target acquisition protocols that give you a 50/50 chance of hitting the target"And now back to the fluff...
>>18405878This proves it, Cones are the best.
>>18405315>>18405327I feel justified . . .I think?
>>18406441Other shapes didn't really stand a change.
Oh shit it's friday, I hope Itty streams!
>>18406444If you like it, you should feel justified. You're reading or writing stuff that you enjoy.
>>18406494Nothing attracts a nubile vixen on a hot summer day like a nice ice cream cone.
>>18406494aww is this the Homeless AU?
>>18406441He forgot to mention the glorious benefits of cone-dick. But it only adds to the unquestionable superiority of cones, so it's fine.
>>18406668Where would I find those
>>18407302what is this, bunny cheeks for ants?
>>18407341The stream? Here if Itty does stream. Or if you mean the pics then check the booru.>>18407302Zhan's Rosie and Melody stuff. Two homeless cuties hustling their way to survival.
>>18397883Looks better, but that brown-grey stain under his chin looks gross
>>18407440Someone should tell Rosie that she can get clothes without patches from for free from church groups and homeless outreach programs.
>>18406399Listen, teaching sand how to think turns out to be really hard
>>18407695All of those clothes are 1800's pilgrim wear, it's just not worth it.
>>18406668Why isn't he licking her?
>>18408188Smooshing is just step one of foreplay, licking is like step 23.
>>18405315>>18405327I lost my shit so hard reading this NASA's gonna need a lunar mission to give it back to me. Fuck.Loquatius if your bitch ass is reading this THANK YOU? But also FUCK YOU.Thank you more than fuck you though.I'm still having a moment over here IGNORE EVERYTHING I JUST SAIDFUCK
>>18408294Not loquatius but i'm curious.What do you do during production night? and, why the idea of suggesting fanfic?
>>18408294...you're not Skunkbutt are you? You don't sound like him.
Desmond knows Molly loves to stare, so he surprised her when she got home from work
Molly also loves her husband squirting physical proof of his love and attraction all over her
>>18409044I doubt it, filename doesn't match.
>>18409322I'd want to cum in that mouth, not on it. Otherwise you're basically just jerking yourself off. Besides that, these are hot pics though!
>>18409322Waga's a cool duder, kinda lewd though. I guess they're not hand holding so it's not THAT lewd but still...
>>18409530Waga and Seizure holding hands when?
>>18409548When Seizure get's back with that pack of cigarettes... I hope he's doing OK out there.
>>18409864Dude is definitely low on hugs, he'll need a really nice one if he ever gets back.
>>18409116when will Nah start doing those requests again? I miss when he used to show up and do 3-6 doodles each thread.
>>18409525Well yeah, she wanted to watch him. She wanted to see him bring himself to orgasm.
>>18409973He doesn't draw too much anymore, but I think he's slowly getting back into it, now that he has a working tablet again.
>>18410020He broke his tablet again? That's like the fourth time now isn't it?
>>18410105STOP USING IT AS A COASTER!
>>18410105He's broken at least one other one before, but he's not using high end tablets, so they are easier to break.
>>18410164He didn't use it as a coaster, he decided to sit on it.
>>18410105It's probably just Boney_m breaking it, poor little tube gets mad jelly sometimes.>>18410299A cute yeen!?
>>18410288God I wish I was that tablet
>>18410299We missed you!>>18410320That tube isn't Boney
>>18410410Sorry, all the tubes look alike to me
>>18410444Dats specist
>>18410467Quiet down there Percy.
>>18410444Rude
>>18410491
>>18410552Why would you bonk poor Sunny, he grills cheeses like a good bun!
>>18410727you idiot, that's VRbit.
>>18410851How are his cheeses?
>>18410872He doesn't grill cheeses because he's too busy being a criminal and eating crayons.
>>18410964Such a bad bun, when will he see JUSTICE?!
This thought occurred, so it's more the joke than the drawing.Pushed for time again.
>>18409973Hope he's doing okay, Nah's a good yeen.
>>18405860That's...more accurate than you might think. Lesson plans like that are why my father the science teacher has a preserved horseshoe crab and a cow skull and such in his closet at school. for impromptu lessons if the need arises.
>>18412005>Nah's a good yeen.Nah's a scoundrel and a cur. How many tube lives have been tainted by his lecherous shadow crossing them? How many torn from their homes and families to suffer countless nights locked away behind his doors?Why hasn't the justice system done anything to stop him?Also he's smelly and slobbers a lot.
>>18412509They're there of their own free willThey can leave anytime they want!
>>18412577Brainwashing and Stockholm Syndrome..
>>18412715I think NAH's the only one who's brainwashed just look at those blank eyesit would explain the slobber tooBoney has to be the mastermind and is using an innocent yeen to build a tube army!
Any good fanfics or art involving paw play with Nick's feet?
>>18412752>NAH was his thrall this whole timeAt last I truly see...
>>18412577Who's the tube with the chips? I want chips...
>>18412577>They can leave anytime they want!You don't say?
>>18412937I think he just mooches off of Nah for free food.
>>18413158A pretty sweet gig
>>18413208Thats like, every Toobs life in NAHs magic funhouse.Free food, no rent...Just have to be okay with abrupt and out of nowhere molestation from the yeen.So basically, always be lubed.
>>18412937The tube who tells you that sorry, the bag is empty. Should have asked sooner.>>18413109Gee, i wonder who is behind this post?
>>18413208>>18413263I know right? Free food AND you have someone three times your size to tonguefuck you every night? Where do I sign up?
>>18413303What a rude tube, needs to learn to share.
>>18413324If you think "abrupt molestation" is a thing in here then i have bad news for you...>>18413362Not my fault you didn't asked before i ate the last one. Let me make up for it though, there's some diced canteloupe in the fridge, treat yourself and i'll say it was me who took it.
>>18413478>there's some diced antelope in the fridge
>>18413478>If you think "abrupt molestation" is a thing in here then i have bad news for you...Of course not, NAH's not a barbarian.Obviously there's a schedule.
>>18413566Canteloupe, the fruit, not meat. Jeez, your mind tends to go to extreme places. it's not your neighbor, unless you had a plant for a neighbor that is.
>>18413573Of course but he doesnt share it, and it changes weekly. Only lucky toobs get to see it and prepare.
>>18405315>>18405327This isn't even the first time I've been published for posting on 4chan
>>18405315>>18405327>>18405866>>18405878The entire newsletter appears to be dedicated to making proofs and academic arguments for intentionally stupid shit, i.e. basically satire, not autism.Maybe both.
>>18413698...You've been hanging out with Terry a lot, haven't you?
>>18413705What was the other times
>July Hopps seduces a middle-aged Nick
>>18413989>And she fucking kills him
>>18413751I have been hanging out with the only sane tube, yes.
>>18413705Was the first time related to EFG?
>>18413705Yo Mr Weaves, I don't suppose there's a new Pack Street chapter in our near future is there?
>>18414091>Terry>The guy who tries to "escape" the house through the ventilation system>The door is open and he has his copy of the key>Guy who denies having a relationship with a weird squirrel>We have seen them together.>intimately too. He really should close the door.>Stole a police uniform and tried to arrest the hyena.>only sane tube.Granted he is a nice dude but far from "sane".
>>18414270He's perfectly sane.He's just Italian.
a bun of sortsgood night thread
>>18414466>Bun excited to spend the night with her foxthat's a cute bunner. Sleep tite
>>18414466Damn that is a lovely bune, I hope you have a good night man.
>>18414466sleep tight.
>>18411790who drew it?
Charlie is scientifically proven to be totally adorable.
>>18414863I wish we got more chapters about her and less chapters about Avo
>>18405315>>18405327Woo! Shout out to Weaver and OC for having their work highlighted! Its awesome to see them explain the works so succinctly and respectfully.>>18410299Heya buddy! Hope to see more of TJH from you soon. Also, why not give TT a chance? I bet we could see a lot of cool thing Henrietta does that she blames being a hyena for as an excuse for her awful behavior!>>18414466Sleep tight, Fuel buddy.
>>18414896Whats this weeks TT?
>>18414905From the OP, SPECIES QUIRK, or "It's a ______ thing"
Hey I don't know if he still browses these shit threads but either way. Thanks many for putting me on the right path. We weren't the best of friends but without you I'd be so lost on one what I want and you really shaped who I want. I appreciate it every day honestly. You're a cool dude. Thanks.
>>18414863Scientifically proven to steal your wallet, you mean?
>>18414948I love you too man, sorry.
>>18406399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
Good news! Talking Content: How To Be Happy While and With Your Work will be on Monday, sometime after 5PM PST! More specific time will be figured out either tomorrow or Sunday.I'll also send out questionairres to others for discussion topics; that went well last time, and I want to see if I can improve them this time.But for now, sleep!Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope whatever species-specific quirk you do, people are polite about telling you how weird and awkward it is, and that you do it all the time without realizing it.
>>18415177Sleep tight bunner but, who are going to be the guests?
>>18415293dumb bun went to bedOJ and Otterly
still waiting and hoping for them to fuck
>>18405315>>18405327based and redpilled
>>18415421>OJNice, another one to cross off the 'appeared on GTT/TC' listNot many CCs to go now I imagine
>>18415592Same here anon
>>18414091Hanging out together under the shower, right?
[Nick and Judy on the beat]
>>18416426me on the left
>>18416736>tfw the Abyss falls in love with you
>judy futa cockthink about it zootards
>>18417591l-lewd
>>18417591>タイホするわよ!!You're under arrest!!
https://twitter.com/monmokamoko/status/1043420722196971521
>>18417591Finally revenge
>>18417618Nigga you're late. We've been doing this for more than two years now and we've thought about it plenty, it's just shit and so is your taste.
What would Zootopia look like if foxes were straight.
>>18417991There would be less bunnies cause all the bun girls would become predos
>>18414270LIES>>18414463What's wrong with being Italian
>>18418079>LIES
>>18413829>>18414114>Was the first time related to EFG?you got itGerman tech mag wrote an article on 4chan years ago, including an entire EFG threadcap and remarking on how it was an art form only possible in the media of imageboard threads; it couldn't exist as a book, film, or even comic stripEFG popped up in the header image as well
>>18418079First time seeing this one dude! i love it, is real nice.
I crave for gay Nick
>>18412752>>18412831LIES
>>18418394I crave for you to go hungry
>>18418119Just a forged document, generated by the twisted mind of a skunk!>>18418300Thanks!I think it is a little better than the one mad roughly one-year-and-half ago (pic related)>>18418445>WORRIED>>18418461Nice Rob, is this new?
>>18418394Must have been a sweet deal to sell his body like that.
>>18418079Hey this is actually pretty goodWho drew it?
>>18418445That's just strawberry jam, right?
>>18418653Sure.
>>18417591
>>18417591Message that went with this one: 逮捕するわよ!(セクシーすぎるって怒られたらどうしよう…)>>18418691and this one: ニック!!!
>>18417591blob judy best judy
>>18418591Me
>>18418747why do you resist our love?
Anyone have that recent fic where Anneke tries unsuccessfully to get Wolt to fuck her?
>>18418797There is no love, only a report to file for the ZPD
>>18405315I know that as far as lauded fandom output goes I'd certainly rather have Pack Street over things like, say, Fallout: Equestria.
>>18418718>逮捕するわよ!You're under arrest!>(セクシーすぎるって怒られたらどうしよう…)(What if someone tells me off that it's way too sexy...)>ニック!!!Nick!!!
>>18418821Hey, good timing.
>>18418838And you say you don't impersonate police officers with costumes.
>>18418665Good night boney.
>>18418897I obviously don't, the ones who do that are raccoons
>You can't wear cop uniforms to sate your cop fantasiesit hurts really
>>18418816Why wouldn't Wolter bone his sexy sister if she wanted it?
>>18419221Because he can do better
>>18418897You just want Terry in a sexy officer's uniform, don't you?
>>18419221This is why Nick is gay, he wants to avoid the incest fags.
>>18419221Because most animals instinctively lack any sexual desire for their siblings.
>>18419221Wolters not a degenerate
>>18419298Nick sucking daddy milkies
>>18419455Excuse you he is the daddy
>>18419481Mr. Wilde tittypad
>>18419451>Wolters not a degenerated o u b t
>>18419505So Nick is into Necrophilia?
>>18419522His daddy is those scarred jolly bara daddies coming from jail
>>18418499>Nice Rob, is this new?Thanks Asig! I actually did it for the Transportation TT, i just slapped some simple coloring on it a while back
>>18418499>Just a forged document,You know that isn't true
>>18419770I think Alec is broken now, because of that dick
>>18405315>>18405327Absolute legend
>>18405315>>18405327>Pack Street scored an 84.1, or about what a grade 6 student could handleWell great now I feel like a fucking dumbass
>>18406226>>18419986Don't let this bother you too much. Flesch-Kincaid rates 6th grade level as "conversational english for consumers," which is a good place for any fanfiction to be. Your local newspaper or favorite novelist is likely edited up or down to about this level.Once you get past 8th-9th grade level, prose starts to resemble a philosophy textbook and it really only becomes good for scoring points with MFA hipsters and linguists.
>>18420185Yeah, as far as F-K is concerned ease of readability has very little to do with complexity or meaning of content, just how prosaic the word choice is and the parseable structure of sentences.
>>18419881His organs are just rearanged
>>18419770>that tailHe secretly wants it
>>18417324>When you slap the abyss's ass, the abyss bitch slaps you back.
>>18419881He is a tube, he is fine.
>>18421478>ded tube
>>18421518>>18419770These are just confused tubes, they need to find a tubedude, not a a dudetube
zoop
>>18422926
>>18422964boop
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>>18423756
>>18423527If you're hot, then take off your clothes.
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>>18423905haha faggot
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>>18412831Is she a chaos worshiper?
