/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Best AU EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T Booru: zoo.booru.orgThread journal Backup: pastebin.com/GiLL5kAS ZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/16529717Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/16529717Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/16529717Add your Submissions: http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdaysCurrent TT: Folklore! (Late submissions still welcome!)TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
>>16542682I love Adoption AU.
>>16542719Me too Anon, it's just so freaking cute.
Realistically speaking, do you think the world of Zootopia has a Food Network channel equivalent complete with all those gimmicky competition shows? And if so, do you think the gimmick for one of them is that all the contestants are female and in heat and the show is called "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen"?
Who's the REAL queen of the jungle?
>>16542682fug that's cute
>>16542756gross
>>16542758PandoraLions don't live in the jungle
Nick has cuter feet than Judy
>>16542756"Realistically speaking", no No, there would not be a game show on basic cable based around extremely horny women. There especially wouldn't be one on Food Network.
>>16542756That premise sounds more like a cooking show parody you'd find on a sketchy hotel pay-per-view porn channel
>>16542780yes? And also 3 comes after 2
I want Remmy to paint Betty's face white with his cum
Final re-shill of TT, considering the relevance to the OPBased on the story of Amaterasu and Ama-no-Iwato of Japanese folklore, set in the Adoption AUAma-no-Sofato (天ソファ戸) literally means "The sofa-cave of the sun goddess" or "heavenly sofa cave". In Hipponese mythology according to the Kojiki (Records of Ancient Matters), the bad behavior of Nicholas, the Hipponese god of hustles (specifically speaking, when Nick threw a torn-up horse doll into her room), drove his sister Judy into the Ame-no-Sofato cave. The land was thus deprived of fun, and everyone felt kind of gloomy.In order to get Judy out of the cave the other gods called “Violet and a couple other siblings”, threw a party outside with wisdom of Bonnie. Nicholas performed a suggestive C-Pop dance, eliciting laughter. Judy grew curious about the source of amusement and peeked out of the cave entrance. She became fascinated by her own reflection in the mirror which the other gods had crafted and hung before the cave for that purpose, and stood transfixed. Violet then forced the cave open and the world was bathed in light once again. As Judy stepped out of the cave, Nicholas put the couch cushions back in place so that she could never go back into hiding.
as promised, gotta git for the rest of the day
>>16543022Sleep tight bearer
>>16543022Sleep well!
>>16543022Have a nice day Bear.
Thanks for the great response, you all! Going to post this TT piece again just to get a little more exposure!Link: https://pastebin.com/xL4gehYfTitle: "Clean Minds & Cleaner Souls"Synopsis: "Officer Nick Wilde decides to spend some of his off-duty time speaking to a group of young rabbits in a new Bunnyburrow library. The anti-drug message, while important, goes in one ear and out the other. Nick decides to go off-script, telling the cynical bunch a peculiar take on an urban legend."Love any additional thoughts or anything that you guys want to say!
>>16542723Looks more like a peashooter than a "canon".
>>16542808Agreed.
Friday Night FILTH>The water is warm. Nick's shower is modern plumbing, unlike hers. He has his own water heater and it lets them drag these encounters out into new, unexplored territory.>Tonight it's predplay.>Tonight Judy's hunched in the corner of the stall, her arms bound behind her back. She's trying not to oversell it. Fear isn't good. She wants to show curiosity instead, a rabbit wandering around in the rain and a little too curious for her own good. Fear will make Nick - the real Nick - hesitate, and she doesn't want him calling the safeword unless either of them really needs it.>It will be enough to challenge him to pull her out of the corner with strong paws and pin her down.>Resistance is reasonable, she figures. She doesn't want to make it too easy for him. It's unexpected, to have a predator pull you out of the burrow. Right? So she puts it into squirming and twisting away, trying to stay arranged so she can peer at him and twitch her nose at his advances.>But his paws are pesistent and his claws are needle sharp and careful. His nose gets closer and closer, and each time she slips away he tilts his snout, flummoxed.>He reaches for her ankles and she draws them away.>He tries to herd her into the corner so he can get closer to her petite breasts and she squeezes under his arms.>And when he makes to nip at her ears she ducks her head, to stare with wide eyes at his bared teeth.>It goes on like this, until Judy starts to think she ought to let him have his win, and then he does something that not even she expects.>She forgets how fast he is, when he wants to be. All of a sudden he's crouched close in front of her. She can't avoid his paws in time, or his muzzle pressing against her forehead and forcing her back.>She starts to squirm again, and he GROWLS.>She feels it before she sees it, hot against her belly. And when she sees it, she can't move with the thrill of it.>Oh, cheese.>Oh, cheese, he's marking her.
>>16543316>The stream from his sheath hits her under the feel of claws, or the sight of his teeth, or even his growl in her ears. This is what gets her to stop, to give up the game. Her stomach feels like iron, she's so turned on. She doesn't even want to breathe.>It does stop, because Judy can see his erection is growing, peeking pink against creamy fur. Now he kneels astride her, with his attention on her stiff, quivering ears, but she doesn't dare move toward him.>He works his way down her front, with an insistent fox nose and sharp fox teeth on her ears, and her cheeks, and licking his own pre from her chest.>He's hanging full out of his sheath above her now. And he tends to her, touching and licking and kissing until she can see he's about to lose it, too. His first twitch squirts pre down her front.>And now Nick moves, to line himself up with her. He holds his paw behind his knot. His ears flatten and he groans something unintelligible. Judy feels him coming against her. She can see him splashing against her crotch.>THEN he pushes into her, in one gliding pump. She can't rememeber if she yells.>It's hot. He's hot and wet and pumping her fuller and fuller, leaking out of her with that private sound that she knows by heart even over he rush of the water->And still he pushes, until there's a sudden slip and his knot hilts in her.>Now she catches her breath with him. he's claimed her well and there's no separating them now.>And only now does he break character.>"Sweetheart?">Judy has to reach for it, but reach she does. She pulls him down and kisses him as hard as she can. She feels him laughing against her.>"I didn't overdo it, did I?">"I didn't know you had that in you," she pants.>His grin is a bit shy, a bit satisfied. She feels him pulse again, where he's buried in her. >"Yeah." He sets about stroking her ears, touching her softly, reaching back to free her arms and to make sure she's unhurt. "Neither did I."///////
>>16543200Well yes, it does indeed shoot pee.
>>16543384Nick spanking judy's glorious bunny buns
>>16543384Some Sunny and Zeke lewds maybe?
>>16543384Judy giving Nick an under-the-table footjob while visiting Judy's parents
>>16543384An uncharacteristically nervous Betty realizing she may have bitten off more than she can chew while literally staring down Remmy's twitching dick.
>>16543022COME BACK!!
>>16543384Nick peeing in Judy's butt.
>>16543384illustrate something from >>16543316>>16543325
>>16543316>>16543325More sex please
Must be a shared stage
>>16543529HOOOOOOT
>>16543529Oh no.I knew Molly couldn't get by on a metermaid's pay.
>>16543553Don't see what the problem is so long as she doesn't do any private shows. No touching rules and all.
>>16543529how about major friedkin or that snow leopard next, weav?dont think you've drawn either of them before
>>16543582I've drawn Friedkin
>>16543695But wasn't that wishgranter who did it tho? ;)>forgot to grab this when you made it way back when
>>16543553No ring=not Molly.
>>16543733Was this a Wushgranter one? I'm not seeing the signature symbol in it.
pic posted for example of the Wishgranter symbol >>16543771
>>16543771Almost positive that it was, it's even in the same color and sketch as the other wish pics.
>>16543771>>16543812yes both me
>>16543823I think what was asked was if the first anon was correct in your polar bear being done if your Richard Bachman, as opposed to your usual Stephen King.Since the one with the bear doesn't have that symbol on it.
>>16543567She gets off on that kind of attention anyway.
>>16543850She sexually gets off to it, she finds it funny, and she enjoys the natural ego boost to when she's otherwise had a shit day.Win-win-win.
>>16543842All three images are Wishgranter/via Doodl. The symbol in question was frequent but never required.
>>16543925>>16543567>>16543529What if she gets Desmond on stage with her as her co-performer? If they have a healthy sex life, they should be able to do some impressive positions together.
>>16543529MMMMM!DELICIOUS KEKOLDRY!
>>16543978A "healthy" sex life wouldn't involve more than the two of them.
>>16543978Desmond really doesn't seem like he has the personality to want to do that. Too anxious. He'd be constantly worrying about everything from making too much of a mess on the stage, which some employees would have to clean up afterward, to making sure that his erection lasts long enough and way more.
>>16544054>implying it ever doesHe can see them jerking off, but he's the only one who can put his dick in Molly.
>>16544087Would he want to see them jerking off? Even by accident while he's doing things with Molly?Genuinely doesn't seem like an idea he'd be happy about. He might spy some unattractive dude with really wrinkled balls or something and end up with that image scarred on his memory.
>>16544087A healthy sexual relationship is strictly 1 on 1, including sexual nudity.Involving other people isn't a sign of a "healthy" relationship.
>>16543567Oh but she does do private showsit's just that she only does them for one mammal
>>16544181That is one very very happy kitty.
>>16544146It is if they're both happy and there's no ill-effects from it. If anything, Molly is cucking the audience because they can never ever fuck her.
>>16544181Now post the version with her ring on the floor and a fox or wolf under her. Or Remmy.
>>16544226>RemmyNow I want to see Remmy trying to get out of a parking ticket by flirting with her, and then getting a mountain of them dropped on him for his trouble.
>>16543529Yes
>>16544181>w-what about the "no touching" rule?>this is the VIP room. that rule doesn't exist here.
>>16544226>Now post the version with her ring on the floor and a fox or wolf under her. Or Remmy.
>>16544181So, it's "No Touching" for everyone else... and a "Must Touch" for him? Nice.
>>16544321Weaver doesn't do cuck
>>16544181>>16543567>tfw once got touched at a place of ill repute>still don't forgive her
>>16544321This is the best way this could have gone.
>>16544146>nudity>burlesqueThose are risque but very much non-nude.
>>16544146Then go practice that with your own s/o
>>16544054 i cant believe it's not your fucking business
>>16544406Going by the previous ones weaver did, his style can include nudity.>>16544462I do, daily.>>16544500It's in my face in this thread, so yes, it is my business.
>>16544321>Molly's ring is still misplaced>It was Dez's cockring>Whattatweest
>>16544533Then go worry about them than some image board
>>16544348That's like saying he doesn't do rape, or underage incest.
This reminds me of that image about how furries exist, and gay furries exist, but trans furries do *NOT* exist
>>16544534>implying they practice orgasm denialShe WANTS to make him feel good anon. Why on Earth would she then make him unable to feel good?
>>16544533the most entitled kind of idiot
>FolkloreHas any been written for sheep? I don't visit these threads often.There were also something about r63 bellwether..?
>>16544566>edging doesn't feel goodAnon...
>>16544566Isn't there such a thing as purely decorative cock rings? Made to compliment a dick's own natural coloration and all? For all we know, he's subtly spotted and striped down there.
>>16544581>edging requires chastity devicesAnon...
>>16544581>tfw edged for 4 daysToday is the day I nut!
>cockrings are chastity devicesWEW
>>16544599>a cockring is a chastity deviceAnon..........
>>16544594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSABauyWz0
>>16544599Lol
>>16544569I am indeed entitled to posts facts on this freely open imageboard.
>>16544599LOOK AT THIS FAGGOTLOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>16544573>There were also something about r63 bellwether..?Material pops up once and a while on that. Rare, but it happens.
>>16544625>thinking you have anything other and an unsolicited opinionthis nigga
>>16544632Do not bullyHe's clearly disabled
>>16544625i cant believe its not facts because you say it is
>>16544625looks like it's time for another round of Facts and Opinions!
>>16544181Just noticing Molly's hips have been getting bigger lately?
>>16544633Oh I meant more along the vein of 'male and masculine' bellwether. Not a trap or trans.
>>16544625http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/index.html>>16544659
>>16544599Somebody post Judgemental Percy and Deadpan Duke
>>16544661>Just noticing Molly's hips have been getting bigger lately?yeah i accidentally drew her thick as hell i didn't mean to but i'm also not going to apologize
>>16544661She's a giraffe. She's got biiiiig hips and thighs.
>>16544661>Desmond is subtly fattening up his special someone to a level of being chubby but not overly fatI'm okay with this.
>>16544637>>16544657>>16544659No, it's a well-studied fact.Marriages very often end in divorce because of other people becoming part of the sexual dynamic.
>>16544694can we please fucking notplease
>>16544674
>>16544694>Marriages very often end in divorceF T F YTFY
>>16544677>Weaver>accidentally>thick as hell>A C C I D E N T A L L Y>T H I C CSuuuure
>>16544706Your sample size of 1 isn't adequate.
suddenly a distraction
>>16544713Your sample size of "made up shit" isn't adequate, either.
>>16544674>>16544705Also related.
>>16544694>lying and cheating is the same as freely discussing non-monogamy and communicating boundariesthe absolute state of monogamy these daystime to go commission some healthy threesome zoot shit just to spite this anon
>>16544672holy shit I got 5/5 right
>>16544709This.
>>16544732Make sure they're talking about bringing in a 4th
>>16544716no thanksmore thick giraffe instead
>>16544716THAT CANIDAE IS A MENACE, I TELL YOU!A MENACE!
One more.Also, we badly need a wrestling TT.
>>16544747just a couple of couples in healthy orbitim sold>>16544751lets super not anyway anon's already got his panties in a bunch
Nearly half of all divorces stem from infidelity.
>>16544766he's talking about the characterbut yeahwe can stick to swinton no problemthe mayor zootopia deserves
>>16544765Lets get a team together to reskin that old WWF arcade game with buns
>>16544766>lets super notYeah, sorry. Didn't occur to me what this might inspire until after I posted it (honestly meant it as a silly JJJ gag).
>>16544771what you're saying is half of all marriages at least terminate because the partners lie and fail to communicate with each other in a healthy manneryeah i agree>>16544778bless this fatass
>>16544766We've been through this, you can't say it's healthy if it's more than two people in a sexual relationship.
>>16544766Just a couple of dudes being bros and gals being pals
>>16544788[citation needed]
>>16544765>>16544784>Zootopia wrestling gameI'm already sold.
>>16544787No no, infidelity doesn't just mean informed/"consensual" infidelity.
>>16544799Does THQ still make the WWE games with the deep create-a-wrestler?I stopped playing around when the N64 ones were over and never got into the Smackdown ones (I think I played the first two, but they weren't as fun).
>>16544799Fug I should find ROM and extract the sprite sheet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iviSOBoW5OQ
>>16544808the concept of fidelity is a mono assertion the same way "traditional" is a hetero assertiondoesn't interact, isn't relevant to the happinessit's just posturing for moral high ground so you can feel good about hating something you don't like
Why are we talking about threeways when Swinton's fat ass is RIGHT THERE
I can't believe this is the argument the guy really wants to throw in on.Arguing about relationships on the zootopia thread at 3:30 AM
Let's rape the Nick
>>16544823Godspeed, anon.>>16544822I'm afraid that I don't know about the more recent ones, alas.
>>16544825threeway with judy and bellwether>>16544829
>>16544825Swinton's fat ass is always thereit never goes away
>>16544829I can't believe this is what you want to throw in on.Putting yourself above the arguments in a 3:30 AM zoots thread while in a 3:30 AM zoots thread
I get weak in the knees thinking about Remmy and his big, dripping, ram cock.I want to BE the sheep.
>>16544838It's way easier to go "shut up this is fucking stupid" than to argue for a half hour about how everyone else is wrong about relationships but if making those things totally equivalent in your head makes you feel better then I say go for it
>>16544824>the concept of fidelityAh, so you believe we should all just fuck whoever we want while in a relationship without our partner's knowledge.
>>16544839I'm so, so glad they didn't go with 'anatomically correct'. That stylized cock is cute as hell anyway.
>>16544851it's amazing how you try to rewind time to points just before things were said that make you look like a fucking idiot>>16544787>what you're saying is half of all marriages at least terminate because the partners lie and fail to communicate with each other in a healthy manner
>>16544839>>16544856Anon, guys usually don't want what's between their legs labeled as "cute".
If infidelity causes 50% of divorces, wouldn't we have 50% less divorces over all if people didn't cheat?
>>16544848What's important is that you found a way to feel better than others without doing anything.
>>16544851This is so fucking far removed from the original subject of "fucking his wife while people watch as part of a show".
>>16544871I called a guy's dick cute once and he enjoyed it
>>16544836Pigs are kind of just humans in Zootopia. There's a little difference in the nose and the ears plus the tail. Otherwise, though, it's fairly close.
http://spritedatabase.net/game/653It's like the only sprites they have are the ones that don't help with anything.
>>16544872And if people could fly by flapping their arms we wouldn't need airplanes.
>>16544883*oinks loudly*
>>16544871Sheep dick is cute because it's attached to a fluffy ball of wool.It's also the perfect tool for rendering a lover into a shaking mess of orgasmic bliss.
>>16544872better idea let's abolish the concept of marriage and then we'll just fuck the same people we were already fucking while anon gets angry at people on the internet for fucking more than one person
>>16544893Apples and oranges, it's 100% possible to not fuck someone behind your partner's back.
Why is this thread going so fast? Is it because of weaver?
>>16544882Crossdressers / Sissies / Twinks / etc do exist, but most guys aren't them. Remmy clearly appears to not be them either.
>>16544905Yes, you make everything better, Weaver.
>>16544905We are arguing about the sanctity of ,marriage or some shit
>>16544905No because we got sucked into another shitstorm of a troll argument.
>>16544898Why does he have an ankle monitor?Did he finally snap and attack a bunch of preds, get arrested, and is out on bail?
>>16544905there's an argument where a bunch of people are pointing out the stupidity of one person and that person continually backpedals to points that were already highlighted as fucking retarded blame the educational system or something
>>16544928>blame the educational systemThis but unironically
>>16544898That dick isn't cute. It's impressive and strong.
>>16544899Love this pic because it reminds me of the two dudes in a hot tub vine
>>16544901You say that but it keeps happeningPeople are flawed, news at eleven
>>16544935Not really, it looks bigger than it is because he's so short, and it lacks girth.It'd look cute with a bow.
>>165449341... plus 1.... plus... NO. NO NO NO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiLxzx9RJE
>>16544932This picture depicts Nick as gay. Delet
>>16544944Ohh hell who am I kidding I blame myselk
Reminding everyone that porn street isn't canon.
>>16544957Ozzys cute penis is canon though
>>16544957Are you hinting that Remmy ISN'T hung?Because you're wrong anon.>>16544943t. bune
Post cute penis
Why do people want to destroy the nuclear family when it worked so well?
>>16544898I'm normally not attracted to Remmy.Shaved entirely or close to that, though...
>>16544905I blame fox-poster, desu.
>>16544932>submissive Nick not getting to use his own dox fick>not even showing his glorious asset in the imageHard pass.
Do you think Weaver would hatefuck me?
>>16544965I'm saying that he's at most 6" and has a pencil dick.Impressive for a ram?Maybe.In comparison to a wolf or any other species slightly bigger?No, it's cute.
>>16544943He's considerably smaller than a human being, yet he has a cock that's the average human size. That's pretty lucky.
>>16544970i mean you can have your nuclear family if you choose to make one with someone that also wants to make a traditionally nuclear familyother people doing something one way doesnt remove your ability to do things the way you planned on doing themif people figured this out the world would be a lot less stupid of a placeanyway heres a pic of nick and his mom fucking the rabbit cop
i´m just going to drop off my wip here. inb4 pawpads on a bunny. will do an altv later on the colov
>>16544995pawpads is my dog's nickname :3
>>16544995>expecting >pawpads on a bunnyfuck you i like it bitch. feet are my shit.
So is it the penis's shape or size that determines if it's cute?Cuz I've seen microdicks and I would not describe that as cute
>>16545007
>>16545013>Yax is a muskfag
>>16545011It's the femininity of the penis
>>16545007how the fuck is yax so patrish
>>16544993Seems like a fantastic segue to me
>>16545011It's a combination.A lack of length, girth, or both, and good aesthetics.
>>16544993KEKYou get a (you), but it's been to a few unsavory places...
>>16545011A penis is only as cute as the person it's attached to
Lets train a computer to rate the cuteness of penises
>>16545024Whoops
Put Remmy in panties with his adorable tool poking out.Then frot him with your superior, masculine penis.
>>16545022Because he's pretty much just Tommy Chong but as an animal.
>>16545024
>>16544766CANIDAE IS A WHORE!!!!
Do you think sheep sell their wool?
>>16544986STOP CALLING IT CUTE
>>16545044ok
>>16545046YesSame deal as wigs
>>16545046It's like when people sell their blood. You can do it, but most don't.
>>16545016
>>16545043*cringe compilation*
>>16545059
>>16545033We need a picture of Desmond showing off his own massive dong.
>>16545068>Desmond>cute6/10 at best
>>16545046I think it would happen.
>>16544751>>16544766Thanks, faggots. No really, thank you.
>>16544986They're called 'rams' for a reason Anon. You can't hide from it.>>16545046In medieval!zoot, absolutely. It's a huge boost when your own citizens can naturally produce trade goods just by being healthy.In the modern era? Synthetics are probably a big industry but for those sheep that can keep their wool at or above industry standard, and are willing to have enough of it on for long enough to actually be worth a decent paycheck, then there'd be a market from it.
>>16545051He has a cute dick.It stands so proudly, he thinks it's impressive.Than he sees that it was all in his head when another male pulls his cock out and it's thicker, longer and can actually get FULLY erect.His reaction makes it all the cuter.
Remmy signs up to pose in the nude for an art classWhen he drops his towel, everyone awws over his cute dick
>>16545079>implying
>>16545046>>16545085They sell shearing rights, but not the wool itself.Sales-taxes and all, gets very complicated.
>>16545094They're called rams because they're known to butt heads for dominance.The modern day equivalent is saying you have a huge cock.Remmy never won a ramming contest.
Learn to accept and cherish somebody for who they are, and care not for the relative cuteness of their penis.
>>16545110Is this pic of spurdo sparde supposed to prove something
>>16544833>I'm afraid that I don't know about the more recent ones, alas.That's a shame.If WWE kept it up with the original creation wrestlers and career mode, it'd be neat to see an anon create some based on Zoot and OC chars and run a season or two with them in the roster.
>>16545046I do, and every time I think about it I get to thinking what they would do to build up the quality. Special shampoos? Certain foods? Exercise?
Why do you keep doing this?Seriously? Why? You won. She left the fandom, and everyone else pretty much hates her. You fucking won. Why do you persist in spamming fetish art here that YOU are the sole source of?
>>16545123But you just posted the two guys with the cutest dicks
I need more images of Canidae, that girl with the fetishes that intrigue Weaver.
>>16545046Clearly, sheep in the modern age are relying on the gig economy and use Zoogle Apps in order to connnect them with individuals who need certain bits and pieces of wool on a situation by situation basis. It's contracting work.Like he said: >>16545114
>>16545136a little goodnight Spam for now ontomorrow is just another day anonEnjoy the days you have left in your life...
AU where social standing is determined entirely by how cute your penis is
>>16544985sorry anon it's cuddlefuck or nothin
>>16545150Would that make Remmy the new Alpha?
>>16545151I like cuddlefucks, but I don't think you'd cuddle me ;-;
>>16545150>Remmy can finally be on top>he makes the cutest bleats while he shoves his adorable cock into Al's>Sheath
>>16545150But... full body seductiveness and all.
>>16545151Hey Weaver, which of Canidae's fetishes attracted you to her the most?
Can pseudopenises be cute?
>>16545169Penis.ONLY.>>16545166President Remmy
>>16545136>everyone else pretty much hates her.???????????I don't
>Remmy/Al>DOCKINGvibrating_sweating_bunny.gif
All this talk about dick is making me hungry
>>16545136>everyone else pretty much hates her.I don't hate her.Her fetish doesn't affect me, and I don't really care about the discord.
>President RemmyEarly period where he was a dick a lot of the time and barely aware of his surroundings, or the more mature and pred-pussy craving later Remmy?
>>16545200First one, then the other
>>16545142CHERISH AND LOVE ALL OF OZZYALL OF OZZY
>>16545200The one where he finally admitted to adding 4 inches to his claim.
>All these people picking on Remmy and his cockMy sheep-induced masturbation session has been replaced by a strange sense of regret.
>>16545205Leashes are pretty great
>>16545136She wrote some fun fics and sang some good songs. She's okay in my books.
>>16545220I get the Remmy meme but the Bellwether versions were so much more fun. Why can't we all just talk about this criminal bitch paying back her dues to society?
His cock would probably be slightly less cute had he NOT lied about it's size.
>>16545200>>16545207>Woodrow Wilson level authoritarian racist Remmy coming in with his terrible instincts about making the predators learn to understand and respect superior prey culture.>Eventually turns into a kind of classic Greco-Roman Emperor driven by urge for sensual pleasures.I don't know, anon, that sounds like not only quite a jump but something that would be a bitch to live under as a laymammal.
>>16545243No different than modern politics, anyway
Remmys a cute dick with a cute dick
Who here would actually want another guy to label their cock as "cute", in real life?It sounds like something that few would actually want to hear.Of course, you can be a hardcore bottom into orgasm denial, dick cages, and the like, but aren't most of us not that?Aren't most of us like:>
>>16545265You have no idea how fun it is to tease another guy though
>>16545256Nobody's getting collared, though... right?
>>16545265I think hardcore bottoms into orgasm denial, dick cages, and the like are still just trying to be loved and accepted for who they are DESU
>>16545265Cute is not necessary diminutive, and there's a lot to be said for a nicely-shaped dong.
>>16545277I don't have one yet, so probably not.
>>16545220Bellwether dances for the ability to not be put back into solitary. Remmy dances as a fetish thing in order to get Anneke and Avo to put out for him. Totally different.
>>16545265A friend of mine and I once shared dick pics.He called my cock cute and I told him that it wasn't exactly what one wants to hear when it comes to dicks.Then again he calls me cute on the regular so it really can't be helped.
If someone called my cock cute I'd melt.
Tie down the ramTame his dickIt's even more cute when it's spent
>"Cute dick" = "I want to suck that dick">"Big, strong dick" = "I want to suck that dick and then ride it"Or am I wrong?
>>16545323Sometimes you just wanna gently touch the dick
>>16545323>"Cute dick" = "I want to suck that dick and then ride it">"Big, strong dick" = "I want to suck that dick and then ride it"
>>16545323I'd prefer to kiss, lick and tease a cute one until they squirm.
>>16545289Aren't collars as a threat by left-wing political extremists actually a thing in Pack Street canon?Byron's Manifesto?
>>16545336Clearly they had the right idea
>>16545317Well?Is it worthy of the title "cute cock"?
>>16545136I'm actually more angry at you for implying>everyone else pretty much hates herthan I am at the spammer, and he's already a subhuman piece of shit to begin with
>>16545344I would hope so
>>16545329If you only touch and don't actually try to achieve orgasm that's really an obnoxious thing to do, anon. Just saying.
>collars>politicsIs this why the left loves illegals so much?They want to be collared and caged too?
The thing about calling a guy's dick cute is that it's very easy to guage whether or not they like being called that
>>16545366this desu>>16545364gr8 b8 m8
>>16545322What if he wants to be the dom?
>>16545361What is foreplay?
>>16545373Laugh and tell him he gets cuter by the minute before gagging him.
>>16545265I'm really into fluffy pillow talk and complements and the sort, so if someone called my dick cute, I'd probably die. Cute doesn't have to have a negative connotation that comes with it; they could just be saying something nice.
>>16545361Why are you so autistic about sexual contact that doesn't end in an orgasm?
>>16545336>collars are far leftIt should be pointed out that even though the real-life modern far left is a bunch of controlling assholes, still the way that the film usually works is that predators are like African-Americans / Irish-Americans / Mexican-Americans / etc while prey are classic W.A.S.Ps. So being viciously anti-pred would be more of a right-wing extremist thing, then.
>>16545205I enjoy imagining Remmy losing a bet to Avo and being made to wear a collar for some period of time.
>>16545381That's... mean.
>>16545398Zootopia was not an analog for racial tensions.
>>16545380Get him off eventually, though.
>>16545407Dicks that cute have no place being on a dom.
>>16545414It was an analog for all kinds of much more generalized prejudices, "otherness", and separation.
>>16545422But not racial.
>>16545420Dom is more of a whole body attitude and strength thing.
>>16545417Of course but the build up to that is fun
>>16545433Exactly my point.Remmy is a pure bottom.
>>16545336>Aren't collars as a threat by left-wing political extremists actually a thing in Pack Street canon?I never gave them any kind of leaning
I'm sick of all these cute penisesWhere's the handsome penises huh?
>>16545459On Al.
>Making assumptions about what type of penis can belong on what sort of mammalAnons, this is exactly the kind of closed-minded attitude that's made Zootopia face so many problems. Let all flowers bloom. Let numerous dicks exist in their own odd ways, and let the mammals that own them choose to use them in all kinds of kinky fashions. Let there be no categories.Dicks are like snowflakes. Cherish the uniqueness. Try Everything.
>>16545459On this good boy
>>16545459On T. Rex?
>>16545474Is weaver a good boy?
>>16545470No one did that.We simply saw that Remmy has a cute little ramrod.
>>16545474>>16545479These good boys (plural).
>>16545483Weaver's dick is too weird to be called cute so no
>>16545474That's the usual reaction to Remmy penetration.
>>16545492Aww unique dicks can be cute
>>16545354Describe it?
>>16545494>Ozzy gets giggly during sexHeadcanon accepted
>>16545354>>16545503No.Show it.
>>16545470If it's special, doesn't mean it's usefull. What will this bun do with his dick? Won't do much
>>16545366If a guy likes being called cute overall, then it's clear sign. Same thing if he dislikes it.
>>16545504No, anyone that gets penetrated by Remmy gets giggly.A cute dick like that would tickle.
>>16545389Orgasms, though.
>>16545527You can have perfectly fulfilling sex without orgasm.
>>16545514I know a guy that gets blushy whenever he's called cute and god is it adorable
>>16545414It kind of was.
Does Anon have a cute dick?Lemme see, I love cute dicks.
>>16545537It wasn't.
>>16545420Hey, anon, that's not very fair.
>>16545503cut, ~6", bends right into the g/p spot>>16545508Gotta take me out to dinner first~
>>16545436True.
>>16545541They're also very eager
>>16545535I get blushy when I'm called cute
>>16545509It looks good for sucking, anon.
Is there an objective way to measure cuteness?
Giving the dominant succ to a cute dick is fantastic.Hold their hips in place if they start humping, you're in charge, not them.
>>16545439Switches are a thing that exist, anon.
>>16545568It's not for sucking, its for putting things into.
>>16545574I love the impatient look in his eyesAnd the dick
>>16545486What indication do we have that Remmy would want it to be called "cute"?
>>16545574See?Now THIS is a DOM'S COCK.Even with a stupid pink bow, you know he's going to fuck your fack and drill your ass.
>>16545587Consent isn't needed to call a penis cute.
>>16545531Doesn't mean that it's not something to strive for.
I wand Al to fuck my fack.
Are the anonbuns ever not horny and craving predator meat? Or whatever prey meat that they can find?
>>16545602I do
>>16545602It doesn't have to be the ultimate end-goal, either.
>>16545604>>16545574I want Al to fuck my facts with his cute dick.
>>16545581Rub his urethra with your tongue before you put the whole cock into your wanting mouth, then. Still a kind of penetration of him.
tfw no dom to take ownership of your "cute" penis
>>16545574I wonder if I'm like the only individual here that doesn't want to see Al involved in gay sex.
>>16545616That's not what I meant. Put it in your butt
Lay on your back so the Anonbun can fuck your mouth.
>>16545599Wouldn't you agree that eager and reinforced consent makes things better? And denied consent makes it different?
>>16545624Who says that's for gay sex?Obviously it's a present for Velvet
>>16545636You don't need consent to call his dick cute.
>>16545594Doms can look different, anon.
>>16545636You can call my dick cute, anon
>>16545652Feels skeevy to call a guy something that he doesn't want, especially when you're angling for sex that you don't have any particular indication that he'd be into.
>>16545664weekend shitpost time
>>16545669
>>16545622What about a Don that takes your cute penis?
>>16545649What I said was more of a general observation than an accusation.
>>16545673
>>16545665I'm talking about in general, consent isn't needed to call his dick cute.
>>16545682
>>16545691
>>16545664What?
>>16545702
>>16545574Oh dear, is Remmy behind on his rent?
>>16545711
>>16545630It looks perfectly made for sucking.
>Remmy wants to pretend to be a dom>Al would never bottom for the fuzzball>but maybe his sheath would be a good place for that cute little lambchop
What about putting something living and cute on a dick? Does the cuteness then connect?
>>16545669Why would you call this a shitpost when it's so precious>>16545716>In memory of Winter SnugglesD'awww
>>16545746What if that cute living thing put part of itself INTO the dick?
>>16545746Find a smol sub and have him ride your cock
So where's the Wildecest?
>>16545716>In loving memoryTrue dat T, true dat. Loved your comic as always.Also it's rad seeing you again man, you are a true q t.
>>16545769Wildecest is profoundly uncute.
>>16545779false
>>16545779>disagree
What is cute anyways? If different people consider different thingd cute then we may have two different meanings. We may have a general idea of "cute" and the same word but how different are our "cutes"
>>16545716
>>16545779This anon speaks the truth
>>16545801ur cute
>>16545716Sugary sweet as always.These aren't shitposts, these are treasures.
>>16545711>they're all nakedNick+Judy and Jack+Skye swinging together is my favourite thing
Anyone else think Dawn is cuter than Judy?
Is Nick gay?
>>16545856Her voice is, but not her looks.
>>16545872No, but he IS Pro-Israel.
late night cuddle puddle?
A cute penis ain't shit if the man it's attached to is named Guntherfucking try to make that sound sexy
>>16545777Night night anon
>>16545881So he prefers Dawn over Jack?
>>16545918Glad i'm not named gunther
Oh hey that thing with the baker not wanting to make a gay cake got overturned in favor of the baker.Glad to see there are still some sane judges.
>>16545958gr8 b8 m8
>>16545982https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/04/politics/masterpiece-colorado-gay-marriage-cake-supreme-court/index.htmlIts true.
>Remmy>NAH's beaver >Terry>Stan>Rinehart>Zorotokon's ocelot >Desmond>Red>Waga's porcupine These are the guys with the biggest cocks. But which of them are cute?
>>16546018I doubt Remmy's 4.5" is among the biggest.
>>16545958And if you actually read it you'd know they didn't give him a free pass to discriminate and that the only thing they decided was that the original case was unfair for the baker
>>16546037Yes, the original case that the baker was discriminating was unfair to the baker.Because no one has a right to the baker's service.
someday I want to meet someone who thinks my dick is cute
>>16546018
>>16546075I probably would, unless it's like super chafed and shrivled up.
>>16546091it's a grower, not a shower. but it's not like its weird or anything
Replace "christian baker" with "jewish baker" and "gay couple" with "nazi couple".
>>16546108Growers get +3 to their Cute stat.
If you don't think your mans dick is cute log the fuck off right now
>>16546127t-thanks anon
>>16546143Here's another important aspect, size.Soft and hard?
>>16546111nazis are not a protected class
>>165461646" hardI never measured soft but...smol
>>16546171Political beliefs are in some states, like say Seattle.
>>16546186nazis are a recognized hate group and not a protected class even in seattle
>>16546183How about girth?
>>16546186>States>Seattlewell this about what I expected
>>16546209Fine then, Leftist baker and Maga-hat wearing white couple.
>>165462121.5 hotdogs
>>16546223Beef or pork?
>>16546218Then yes, the baker would have to serve those people. Did you expect me to argue otherwise?
>>16546232Is there a difference?Like an oscar mayer dog
haha benis :DDD
"Rams with cute dicks" should be a protected class.
>>16546244Good band name, too
>>16546244They should be a bullied classBullied by people with bigger dicks tho
>>16546240There's isn't, that was just a strange unit of measurement.It is sounding QUITE cute, Anon.Does it leak when aroused?
>>16546258Only when i'm really excited~
>>16546258Page 10, man the lifeboats
>>16546268And would you say it's a quick shot or can you handle the pressure?
>>16546289It can take a lot of teasing
>>16546296I can see it now, bobbing in the air, pink vibe tied under the tip, pre streaking down, maybe to stain the panties.Sounds adorable and fun to play with.
>>16546318It can be yours to play with~
Fascinating how a conversation about what's cute made us reach 4 hundred and a few more.No, this isn't sarcasm i am genuinely intrigued. i love you guys, you are all cute and handsome at the same time.
>>16546342>///<
>>16546342If there's one thing ztg loves it's dicks
>>16544633>>16544995>>16545351img source?
insomnia sucks
>>16546539I'd chat him
>>16546539The thing about Zootopia is if you're awkward and at a party the host wouldn't have a cat or a dog for you to spend your time cooing over.
>>16546565I do all of my socializing at hte dog park for just that reason
>>16546018>Cute dickRemmy, Terry. Rinehart. Desmond
>>16546018All of them are cute, but i think everything's cute so i'm no reliable.
Page ten.
>>16546801Lets roll random numbers>Don't be Gideondoubles: You're GideonTriples: You're Travis and you're with Gideon forever
Rolling penis cuteness percentage
>400+ posts in 6 hours, 40 IPswere we spammed?
Happy Faterday!
>>16546883Nah, look at the thread, just discussions and some drawings
>>16546884yuge
>>16546896>>16546883I was chatty
>>16546903you're a neetNEW THREAD>>16546921>>16546921>>16546921
>>16542682did fuel draw this?
>>16546999Yes
