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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Best AU Edition

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>>16542682
I love Adoption AU.
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>>16542719
Me too Anon, it's just so freaking cute.
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Realistically speaking, do you think the world of Zootopia has a Food Network channel equivalent complete with all those gimmicky competition shows? And if so, do you think the gimmick for one of them is that all the contestants are female and in heat and the show is called "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen"?
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Who's the REAL queen of the jungle?
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>>16542682
fug that's cute
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>>16542756
gross
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>>16542758
Pandora
Lions don't live in the jungle
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Nick has cuter feet than Judy
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>>16542756
"Realistically speaking", no No, there would not be a game show on basic cable based around extremely horny women. There especially wouldn't be one on Food Network.
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>>16542756
That premise sounds more like a cooking show parody you'd find on a sketchy hotel pay-per-view porn channel
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>>16542780
yes? And also 3 comes after 2
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I want Remmy to paint Betty's face white with his cum
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Final re-shill of TT, considering the relevance to the OP

Based on the story of Amaterasu and Ama-no-Iwato of Japanese folklore, set in the Adoption AU

Ama-no-Sofato (天ソファ戸) literally means "The sofa-cave of the sun goddess" or "heavenly sofa cave". In Hipponese mythology according to the Kojiki (Records of Ancient Matters), the bad behavior of Nicholas, the Hipponese god of hustles (specifically speaking, when Nick threw a torn-up horse doll into her room), drove his sister Judy into the Ame-no-Sofato cave. The land was thus deprived of fun, and everyone felt kind of gloomy.

In order to get Judy out of the cave the other gods called “Violet and a couple other siblings”, threw a party outside with wisdom of Bonnie. Nicholas performed a suggestive C-Pop dance, eliciting laughter. Judy grew curious about the source of amusement and peeked out of the cave entrance. She became fascinated by her own reflection in the mirror which the other gods had crafted and hung before the cave for that purpose, and stood transfixed. Violet then forced the cave open and the world was bathed in light once again. As Judy stepped out of the cave, Nicholas put the couch cushions back in place so that she could never go back into hiding.
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as promised, gotta git for the rest of the day
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>>16543022
Sleep tight bearer
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>>16543022
Sleep well!
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>>16543022
Have a nice day Bear.
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Thanks for the great response, you all! Going to post this TT piece again just to get a little more exposure!

Link: https://pastebin.com/xL4gehYf

Title: "Clean Minds & Cleaner Souls"

Synopsis: "Officer Nick Wilde decides to spend some of his off-duty time speaking to a group of young rabbits in a new Bunnyburrow library. The anti-drug message, while important, goes in one ear and out the other. Nick decides to go off-script, telling the cynical bunch a peculiar take on an urban legend."

Love any additional thoughts or anything that you guys want to say!
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>>16542723
Looks more like a peashooter than a "canon".
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>>16542808
Agreed.
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Friday Night FILTH

>The water is warm. Nick's shower is modern plumbing, unlike hers. He has his own water heater and it lets them drag these encounters out into new, unexplored territory.
>Tonight it's predplay.
>Tonight Judy's hunched in the corner of the stall, her arms bound behind her back. She's trying not to oversell it. Fear isn't good. She wants to show curiosity instead, a rabbit wandering around in the rain and a little too curious for her own good. Fear will make Nick - the real Nick - hesitate, and she doesn't want him calling the safeword unless either of them really needs it.
>It will be enough to challenge him to pull her out of the corner with strong paws and pin her down.
>Resistance is reasonable, she figures. She doesn't want to make it too easy for him. It's unexpected, to have a predator pull you out of the burrow. Right? So she puts it into squirming and twisting away, trying to stay arranged so she can peer at him and twitch her nose at his advances.
>But his paws are pesistent and his claws are needle sharp and careful. His nose gets closer and closer, and each time she slips away he tilts his snout, flummoxed.
>He reaches for her ankles and she draws them away.
>He tries to herd her into the corner so he can get closer to her petite breasts and she squeezes under his arms.
>And when he makes to nip at her ears she ducks her head, to stare with wide eyes at his bared teeth.
>It goes on like this, until Judy starts to think she ought to let him have his win, and then he does something that not even she expects.
>She forgets how fast he is, when he wants to be. All of a sudden he's crouched close in front of her. She can't avoid his paws in time, or his muzzle pressing against her forehead and forcing her back.
>She starts to squirm again, and he GROWLS.
>She feels it before she sees it, hot against her belly. And when she sees it, she can't move with the thrill of it.
>Oh, cheese.
>Oh, cheese, he's marking her.
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>>16543316
>The stream from his sheath hits her under the feel of claws, or the sight of his teeth, or even his growl in her ears. This is what gets her to stop, to give up the game. Her stomach feels like iron, she's so turned on. She doesn't even want to breathe.
>It does stop, because Judy can see his erection is growing, peeking pink against creamy fur. Now he kneels astride her, with his attention on her stiff, quivering ears, but she doesn't dare move toward him.
>He works his way down her front, with an insistent fox nose and sharp fox teeth on her ears, and her cheeks, and licking his own pre from her chest.
>He's hanging full out of his sheath above her now. And he tends to her, touching and licking and kissing until she can see he's about to lose it, too. His first twitch squirts pre down her front.
>And now Nick moves, to line himself up with her. He holds his paw behind his knot. His ears flatten and he groans something unintelligible. Judy feels him coming against her. She can see him splashing against her crotch.
>THEN he pushes into her, in one gliding pump. She can't rememeber if she yells.
>It's hot. He's hot and wet and pumping her fuller and fuller, leaking out of her with that private sound that she knows by heart even over he rush of the water-
>And still he pushes, until there's a sudden slip and his knot hilts in her.
>Now she catches her breath with him. he's claimed her well and there's no separating them now.
>And only now does he break character.
>"Sweetheart?"
>Judy has to reach for it, but reach she does. She pulls him down and kisses him as hard as she can. She feels him laughing against her.
>"I didn't overdo it, did I?"
>"I didn't know you had that in you," she pants.
>His grin is a bit shy, a bit satisfied. She feels him pulse again, where he's buried in her.
>"Yeah." He sets about stroking her ears, touching her softly, reaching back to free her arms and to make sure she's unhurt. "Neither did I."
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>>16543200
Well yes, it does indeed shoot pee.
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>>16543384
Nick spanking judy's glorious bunny buns
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>>16543384
Some Sunny and Zeke lewds maybe?
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>>16543384

Judy giving Nick an under-the-table footjob while visiting Judy's parents
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>>16543384
An uncharacteristically nervous Betty realizing she may have bitten off more than she can chew while literally staring down Remmy's twitching dick.
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>>16543022
COME BACK!!
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>>16543384
Nick peeing in Judy's butt.
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>>16543384
illustrate something from
>>16543316
>>16543325
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>>16543316
>>16543325
More sex please
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Must be a shared stage
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>>16543529
HOOOOOOT
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>>16543529
Oh no.
I knew Molly couldn't get by on a metermaid's pay.
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>>16543553
Don't see what the problem is so long as she doesn't do any private shows. No touching rules and all.
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>>16543529
how about major friedkin or that snow leopard next, weav?

dont think you've drawn either of them before
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>>16543582
I've drawn Friedkin
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>>16543695
But wasn't that wishgranter who did it tho? ;)

>forgot to grab this when you made it way back when
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>>16543553
No ring=not Molly.
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>>16543733
Was this a Wushgranter one? I'm not seeing the signature symbol in it.
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pic posted for example of the Wishgranter symbol >>16543771
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>>16543771
Almost positive that it was, it's even in the same color and sketch as the other wish pics.
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>>16543771
>>16543812
yes both me
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>>16543823
I think what was asked was if the first anon was correct in your polar bear being done if your Richard Bachman, as opposed to your usual Stephen King.

Since the one with the bear doesn't have that symbol on it.
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>>16543567
She gets off on that kind of attention anyway.
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>>16543850
She sexually gets off to it, she finds it funny, and she enjoys the natural ego boost to when she's otherwise had a shit day.

Win-win-win.
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>>16543842
All three images are Wishgranter/via Doodl. The symbol in question was frequent but never required.
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>>16543925
>>16543567
>>16543529
What if she gets Desmond on stage with her as her co-performer? If they have a healthy sex life, they should be able to do some impressive positions together.
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>>16543529
MMMMM!
DELICIOUS KEKOLDRY!
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>>16543978
A "healthy" sex life wouldn't involve more than the two of them.
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>>16543978
Desmond really doesn't seem like he has the personality to want to do that. Too anxious. He'd be constantly worrying about everything from making too much of a mess on the stage, which some employees would have to clean up afterward, to making sure that his erection lasts long enough and way more.
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>>16544054
>implying it ever does

He can see them jerking off, but he's the only one who can put his dick in Molly.
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>>16544087
Would he want to see them jerking off? Even by accident while he's doing things with Molly?

Genuinely doesn't seem like an idea he'd be happy about. He might spy some unattractive dude with really wrinkled balls or something and end up with that image scarred on his memory.
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>>16544087
A healthy sexual relationship is strictly 1 on 1, including sexual nudity.
Involving other people isn't a sign of a "healthy" relationship.
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>>16543567
Oh but she does do private shows

it's just that she only does them for one mammal
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>>16544181
That is one very very happy kitty.
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>>16544146
It is if they're both happy and there's no ill-effects from it. If anything, Molly is cucking the audience because they can never ever fuck her.
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>>16544181
Now post the version with her ring on the floor and a fox or wolf under her. Or Remmy.
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>>16544226
>Remmy
Now I want to see Remmy trying to get out of a parking ticket by flirting with her, and then getting a mountain of them dropped on him for his trouble.
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>>16543529
Yes
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>>16544181
>w-what about the "no touching" rule?
>this is the VIP room. that rule doesn't exist here.
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>>16544226
>Now post the version with her ring on the floor and a fox or wolf under her. Or Remmy.
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>>16544181
So, it's "No Touching" for everyone else... and a "Must Touch" for him? Nice.
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>>16544321
Weaver doesn't do cuck
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>>16544181
>>16543567
>tfw once got touched at a place of ill repute
>still don't forgive her
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>>16544321
This is the best way this could have gone.
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>>16544146
>nudity
>burlesque
Those are risque but very much non-nude.
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>>16544146
Then go practice that with your own s/o
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>>16544054
i cant believe it's not your fucking business
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>>16544406
Going by the previous ones weaver did, his style can include nudity.

>>16544462
I do, daily.

>>16544500
It's in my face in this thread, so yes, it is my business.
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>>16544321
>Molly's ring is still misplaced
>It was Dez's cockring
>Whattatweest
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>>16544533
Then go worry about them than some image board
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>>16544348
That's like saying he doesn't do rape, or underage incest.
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This reminds me of that image about how furries exist, and gay furries exist, but trans furries do *NOT* exist
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>>16544534
>implying they practice orgasm denial
She WANTS to make him feel good anon. Why on Earth would she then make him unable to feel good?
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>>16544533
the most entitled kind of idiot
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>Folklore
Has any been written for sheep? I don't visit these threads often.
There were also something about r63 bellwether..?
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>>16544566
>edging doesn't feel good

Anon...
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>>16544566
Isn't there such a thing as purely decorative cock rings? Made to compliment a dick's own natural coloration and all? For all we know, he's subtly spotted and striped down there.
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>>16544581
>edging requires chastity devices
Anon...
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>>16544581
>tfw edged for 4 days
Today is the day I nut!
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>cockrings are chastity devices

WEW
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>>16544599
>a cockring is a chastity device

Anon..........
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>>16544594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSABauyWz0
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>>16544599
Lol
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>>16544569
I am indeed entitled to posts facts on this freely open imageboard.
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>>16544599
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
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>>16544573
>There were also something about r63 bellwether..?

Material pops up once and a while on that. Rare, but it happens.
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>>16544625
>thinking you have anything other and an unsolicited opinion
this nigga
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>>16544632
Do not bully
He's clearly disabled
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>>16544625
i cant believe its not facts because you say it is
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>>16544625
looks like it's time for another round of Facts and Opinions!
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>>16544181
Just noticing Molly's hips have been getting bigger lately?
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>>16544633
Oh I meant more along the vein of 'male and masculine' bellwether. Not a trap or trans.
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>>16544625
http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/index.html
>>16544659
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>>16544599
Somebody post Judgemental Percy and Deadpan Duke
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>>16544661
>Just noticing Molly's hips have been getting bigger lately?
yeah i accidentally drew her thick as hell
i didn't mean to but i'm also not going to apologize
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>>16544661
She's a giraffe. She's got biiiiig hips and thighs.
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>>16544661
>Desmond is subtly fattening up his special someone to a level of being chubby but not overly fat

I'm okay with this.
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>>16544637
>>16544657
>>16544659
No, it's a well-studied fact.
Marriages very often end in divorce because of other people becoming part of the sexual dynamic.
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>>16544694
can we please fucking not

please
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>>16544674
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>>16544694
>Marriages very often end in divorce
F T F Y
T
F
Y
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>>16544677
>Weaver
>accidentally
>thick as hell

>A C C I D E N T A L L Y
>T H I C C

Suuuure
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>>16544706
Your sample size of 1 isn't adequate.
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suddenly a distraction
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>>16544713
Your sample size of "made up shit" isn't adequate, either.
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>>16544674
>>16544705
Also related.
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>>16544694
>lying and cheating is the same as freely discussing non-monogamy and communicating boundaries
the absolute state of monogamy these days

time to go commission some healthy threesome zoot shit just to spite this anon
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>>16544672
holy shit I got 5/5 right
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>>16544709
This.
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>>16544732
Make sure they're talking about bringing in a 4th
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>>16544716
no thanks
more thick giraffe instead
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>>16544716
THAT CANIDAE IS A MENACE, I TELL YOU!
A MENACE!
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One more.

Also, we badly need a wrestling TT.
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>>16544747
just a couple of couples in healthy orbit
im sold
>>16544751
lets super not anyway anon's already got his panties in a bunch
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Nearly half of all divorces stem from infidelity.
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>>16544766
he's talking about the character
but yeah
we can stick to swinton no problem

the mayor zootopia deserves
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>>16544765
Lets get a team together to reskin that old WWF arcade game with buns
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>>16544766
>lets super not

Yeah, sorry. Didn't occur to me what this might inspire until after I posted it (honestly meant it as a silly JJJ gag).
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>>16544771
what you're saying is half of all marriages at least terminate because the partners lie and fail to communicate with each other in a healthy manner
yeah i agree
>>16544778
bless this fatass
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>>16544766
We've been through this, you can't say it's healthy if it's more than two people in a sexual relationship.
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>>16544766
Just a couple of dudes being bros and gals being pals
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>>16544788
[citation needed]
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>>16544784
>Zootopia wrestling game

I'm already sold.
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>>16544787
No no, infidelity doesn't just mean informed/"consensual" infidelity.
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>>16544799
Does THQ still make the WWE games with the deep create-a-wrestler?
I stopped playing around when the N64 ones were over and never got into the Smackdown ones (I think I played the first two, but they weren't as fun).
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>>16544799
Fug I should find ROM and extract the sprite sheet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iviSOBoW5OQ
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>>16544808
the concept of fidelity is a mono assertion the same way "traditional" is a hetero assertion
doesn't interact, isn't relevant to the happiness
it's just posturing for moral high ground so you can feel good about hating something you don't like
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Why are we talking about threeways when Swinton's fat ass is RIGHT THERE
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I can't believe this is the argument the guy really wants to throw in on.
Arguing about relationships on the zootopia thread at 3:30 AM
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Let's rape the Nick
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>>16544823
Godspeed, anon.

>>16544822
I'm afraid that I don't know about the more recent ones, alas.
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>>16544825
threeway with judy and bellwether>>16544829
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>>16544825
Swinton's fat ass is always there
it never goes away
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>>16544829
I can't believe this is what you want to throw in on.
Putting yourself above the arguments in a 3:30 AM zoots thread while in a 3:30 AM zoots thread
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I get weak in the knees thinking about Remmy and his big, dripping, ram cock.
I want to BE the sheep.
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>>16544838
It's way easier to go "shut up this is fucking stupid" than to argue for a half hour about how everyone else is wrong about relationships but if making those things totally equivalent in your head makes you feel better then I say go for it
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>>16544824
>the concept of fidelity

Ah, so you believe we should all just fuck whoever we want while in a relationship without our partner's knowledge.
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>>16544839
I'm so, so glad they didn't go with 'anatomically correct'. That stylized cock is cute as hell anyway.
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>>16544851
it's amazing how you try to rewind time to points just before things were said that make you look like a fucking idiot
>>16544787
>what you're saying is half of all marriages at least terminate because the partners lie and fail to communicate with each other in a healthy manner
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>>16544839
>>16544856
Anon, guys usually don't want what's between their legs labeled as "cute".
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If infidelity causes 50% of divorces, wouldn't we have 50% less divorces over all if people didn't cheat?
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>>16544848
What's important is that you found a way to feel better than others without doing anything.
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>>16544851
This is so fucking far removed from the original subject of "fucking his wife while people watch as part of a show".
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>>16544871
I called a guy's dick cute once and he enjoyed it
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>>16544836
Pigs are kind of just humans in Zootopia. There's a little difference in the nose and the ears plus the tail. Otherwise, though, it's fairly close.
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http://spritedatabase.net/game/653

It's like the only sprites they have are the ones that don't help with anything.
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>>16544872
And if people could fly by flapping their arms we wouldn't need airplanes.
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>>16544883
*oinks loudly*
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>>16544871
Sheep dick is cute because it's attached to a fluffy ball of wool.
It's also the perfect tool for rendering a lover into a shaking mess of orgasmic bliss.
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>>16544872
better idea let's abolish the concept of marriage and then we'll just fuck the same people we were already fucking while anon gets angry at people on the internet for fucking more than one person
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>>16544893
Apples and oranges, it's 100% possible to not fuck someone behind your partner's back.
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Why is this thread going so fast? Is it because of weaver?
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>>16544882
Crossdressers / Sissies / Twinks / etc do exist, but most guys aren't them. Remmy clearly appears to not be them either.
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>>16544905
Yes, you make everything better, Weaver.
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>>16544905
We are arguing about the sanctity of ,marriage or some shit
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>>16544905
No because we got sucked into another shitstorm of a troll argument.
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>>16544898
Why does he have an ankle monitor?

Did he finally snap and attack a bunch of preds, get arrested, and is out on bail?
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>>16544905
there's an argument where a bunch of people are pointing out the stupidity of one person and that person continually backpedals to points that were already highlighted as fucking retarded
blame the educational system or something
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>>16544928
>blame the educational system
This but unironically
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>>16544898
That dick isn't cute. It's impressive and strong.
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>>16544899
Love this pic because it reminds me of the two dudes in a hot tub vine
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>>16544901
You say that but it keeps happening

People are flawed, news at eleven
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>>16544935
Not really, it looks bigger than it is because he's so short, and it lacks girth.

It'd look cute with a bow.
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>>16544934
1... plus 1.... plus... NO. NO NO NO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiLxzx9RJE
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>>16544932
This picture depicts Nick as gay. Delet
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>>16544944
Ohh hell who am I kidding I blame myselk
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Reminding everyone that porn street isn't canon.
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>>16544957
Ozzys cute penis is canon though
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>>16544957
Are you hinting that Remmy ISN'T hung?
Because you're wrong anon.

>>16544943
t. bune
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Post cute penis
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Why do people want to destroy the nuclear family when it worked so well?
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>>16544898
I'm normally not attracted to Remmy.

Shaved entirely or close to that, though...
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>>16544905
I blame fox-poster, desu.
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>>16544932
>submissive Nick not getting to use his own dox fick
>not even showing his glorious asset in the image

Hard pass.
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Do you think Weaver would hatefuck me?
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>>16544965
I'm saying that he's at most 6" and has a pencil dick.
Impressive for a ram?
Maybe.
In comparison to a wolf or any other species slightly bigger?
No, it's cute.
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>>16544943
He's considerably smaller than a human being, yet he has a cock that's the average human size. That's pretty lucky.
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>>16544970
i mean you can have your nuclear family if you choose to make one with someone that also wants to make a traditionally nuclear family
other people doing something one way doesnt remove your ability to do things the way you planned on doing them
if people figured this out the world would be a lot less stupid of a place

anyway heres a pic of nick and his mom fucking the rabbit cop
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i´m just going to drop off my wip here. inb4 pawpads on a bunny. will do an altv later on the colov
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>>16544995
pawpads is my dog's nickname :3
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>>16544995
>expecting >pawpads on a bunny
fuck you i like it bitch.
feet are my shit.
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So is it the penis's shape or size that determines if it's cute?
Cuz I've seen microdicks and I would not describe that as cute
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>>16545007
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>>16545013
>Yax is a muskfag
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>>16545011
It's the femininity of the penis
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>>16545007
how the fuck is yax so patrish
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>>16544993
Seems like a fantastic segue to me
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>>16545011
It's a combination.

A lack of length, girth, or both, and good aesthetics.
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>>16544993
KEK
You get a (you), but it's been to a few unsavory places...
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>>16545011
A penis is only as cute as the person it's attached to
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Lets train a computer to rate the cuteness of penises
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>>16545024
Whoops
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Put Remmy in panties with his adorable tool poking out.

Then frot him with your superior, masculine penis.
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>>16545022
Because he's pretty much just Tommy Chong but as an animal.
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>>16545024
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>>16544766
CANIDAE IS A WHORE!!!!
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Do you think sheep sell their wool?
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>>16544986
STOP CALLING IT CUTE
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>>16545044
ok
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>>16545046
Yes
Same deal as wigs
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>>16545046
It's like when people sell their blood. You can do it, but most don't.
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>>16545016
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>>16545043
*cringe compilation*
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>>16545059
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>>16545033
We need a picture of Desmond showing off his own massive dong.
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>>16545068
>Desmond
>cute
6/10 at best
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>>16545046
I think it would happen.
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>>16544751
>>16544766
Thanks, faggots. No really, thank you.
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>>16544986
They're called 'rams' for a reason Anon. You can't hide from it.

>>16545046
In medieval!zoot, absolutely. It's a huge boost when your own citizens can naturally produce trade goods just by being healthy.

In the modern era? Synthetics are probably a big industry but for those sheep that can keep their wool at or above industry standard, and are willing to have enough of it on for long enough to actually be worth a decent paycheck, then there'd be a market from it.
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>>16545051
He has a cute dick.

It stands so proudly, he thinks it's impressive.
Than he sees that it was all in his head when another male pulls his cock out and it's thicker, longer and can actually get FULLY erect.

His reaction makes it all the cuter.
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Remmy signs up to pose in the nude for an art class
When he drops his towel, everyone awws over his cute dick
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>>16545079
>implying
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>>16545046
>>16545085
They sell shearing rights, but not the wool itself.
Sales-taxes and all, gets very complicated.
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>>16545094
They're called rams because they're known to butt heads for dominance.

The modern day equivalent is saying you have a huge cock.

Remmy never won a ramming contest.
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Learn to accept and cherish somebody for who they are, and care not for the relative cuteness of their penis.
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>>16545110
Is this pic of spurdo sparde supposed to prove something
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>>16544833
>I'm afraid that I don't know about the more recent ones, alas.

That's a shame.
If WWE kept it up with the original creation wrestlers and career mode, it'd be neat to see an anon create some based on Zoot and OC chars and run a season or two with them in the roster.
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>>16545046
I do, and every time I think about it I get to thinking what they would do to build up the quality. Special shampoos? Certain foods? Exercise?
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Why do you keep doing this?

Seriously? Why? You won. She left the fandom, and everyone else pretty much hates her. You fucking won. Why do you persist in spamming fetish art here that YOU are the sole source of?
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>>16545123
But you just posted the two guys with the cutest dicks
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I need more images of Canidae, that girl with the fetishes that intrigue Weaver.
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>>16545046
Clearly, sheep in the modern age are relying on the gig economy and use Zoogle Apps in order to connnect them with individuals who need certain bits and pieces of wool on a situation by situation basis. It's contracting work.

Like he said: >>16545114
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>>16545136
a little goodnight Spam for now on
tomorrow is just another day anon
Enjoy the days you have left in your life...
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AU where social standing is determined entirely by how cute your penis is
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>>16544985
sorry anon it's cuddlefuck or nothin
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>>16545150
Would that make Remmy the new Alpha?
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>>16545151
I like cuddlefucks, but I don't think you'd cuddle me ;-;
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>>16545150
>Remmy can finally be on top

>he makes the cutest bleats while he shoves his adorable cock into Al's
>Sheath
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>>16545150
But... full body seductiveness and all.
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>>16545151
Hey Weaver, which of Canidae's fetishes attracted you to her the most?
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Can pseudopenises be cute?
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>>16545169
Penis.
ONLY.
>>16545166
President Remmy
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>>16545136
>everyone else pretty much hates her.
???????????
I don't
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>Remmy/Al
>DOCKING

vibrating_sweating_bunny.gif
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All this talk about dick is making me hungry
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>>16545136
>everyone else pretty much hates her.

I don't hate her.
Her fetish doesn't affect me, and I don't really care about the discord.
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>President Remmy

Early period where he was a dick a lot of the time and barely aware of his surroundings, or the more mature and pred-pussy craving later Remmy?
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>>16545200
First one, then the other
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>>16545142
CHERISH AND LOVE ALL OF OZZY

ALL OF OZZY
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>>16545200
The one where he finally admitted to adding 4 inches to his claim.
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>All these people picking on Remmy and his cock
My sheep-induced masturbation session has been replaced by a strange sense of regret.
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>>16545205
Leashes are pretty great
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>>16545136
She wrote some fun fics and sang some good songs. She's okay in my books.
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>>16545220
I get the Remmy meme but the Bellwether versions were so much more fun. Why can't we all just talk about this criminal bitch paying back her dues to society?
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His cock would probably be slightly less cute had he NOT lied about it's size.
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>>16545200
>>16545207
>Woodrow Wilson level authoritarian racist Remmy coming in with his terrible instincts about making the predators learn to understand and respect superior prey culture.
>Eventually turns into a kind of classic Greco-Roman Emperor driven by urge for sensual pleasures.

I don't know, anon, that sounds like not only quite a jump but something that would be a bitch to live under as a laymammal.
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>>16545243
No different than modern politics, anyway
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Remmys a cute dick with a cute dick
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Who here would actually want another guy to label their cock as "cute", in real life?

It sounds like something that few would actually want to hear.

Of course, you can be a hardcore bottom into orgasm denial, dick cages, and the like, but aren't most of us not that?

Aren't most of us like:
>
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>>16545265
You have no idea how fun it is to tease another guy though
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>>16545256
Nobody's getting collared, though... right?
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>>16545265
I think hardcore bottoms into orgasm denial, dick cages, and the like are still just trying to be loved and accepted for who they are DESU
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>>16545265
Cute is not necessary diminutive, and there's a lot to be said for a nicely-shaped dong.
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>>16545277
I don't have one yet, so probably not.
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>>16545220
Bellwether dances for the ability to not be put back into solitary. Remmy dances as a fetish thing in order to get Anneke and Avo to put out for him. Totally different.
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>>16545265
A friend of mine and I once shared dick pics.
He called my cock cute and I told him that it wasn't exactly what one wants to hear when it comes to dicks.

Then again he calls me cute on the regular so it really can't be helped.
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If someone called my cock cute I'd melt.
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Tie down the ram
Tame his dick
It's even more cute when it's spent
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>"Cute dick" = "I want to suck that dick"
>"Big, strong dick" = "I want to suck that dick and then ride it"

Or am I wrong?
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>>16545323
Sometimes you just wanna gently touch the dick
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>>16545323
>"Cute dick" = "I want to suck that dick and then ride it"
>"Big, strong dick" = "I want to suck that dick and then ride it"
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>>16545323
I'd prefer to kiss, lick and tease a cute one until they squirm.
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>>16545289
Aren't collars as a threat by left-wing political extremists actually a thing in Pack Street canon?

Byron's Manifesto?
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>>16545336
Clearly they had the right idea
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>>16545317
Well?

Is it worthy of the title "cute cock"?
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>>16545136
I'm actually more angry at you for implying
>everyone else pretty much hates her
than I am at the spammer, and he's already a subhuman piece of shit to begin with
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>>16545344
I would hope so
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>>16545329
If you only touch and don't actually try to achieve orgasm that's really an obnoxious thing to do, anon. Just saying.
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>collars
>politics

Is this why the left loves illegals so much?
They want to be collared and caged too?
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The thing about calling a guy's dick cute is that it's very easy to guage whether or not they like being called that
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>>16545366
this desu
>>16545364
gr8 b8 m8
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>>16545322
What if he wants to be the dom?
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>>16545361
What is foreplay?
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>>16545373
Laugh and tell him he gets cuter by the minute before gagging him.
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>>16545265
I'm really into fluffy pillow talk and complements and the sort, so if someone called my dick cute, I'd probably die. Cute doesn't have to have a negative connotation that comes with it; they could just be saying something nice.
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>>16545361
Why are you so autistic about sexual contact that doesn't end in an orgasm?
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>>16545336
>collars are far left

It should be pointed out that even though the real-life modern far left is a bunch of controlling assholes, still the way that the film usually works is that predators are like African-Americans / Irish-Americans / Mexican-Americans / etc while prey are classic W.A.S.Ps. So being viciously anti-pred would be more of a right-wing extremist thing, then.
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>>16545205
I enjoy imagining Remmy losing a bet to Avo and being made to wear a collar for some period of time.
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>>16545381
That's... mean.
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>>16545398
Zootopia was not an analog for racial tensions.
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>>16545380
Get him off eventually, though.
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>>16545407
Dicks that cute have no place being on a dom.
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>>16545414
It was an analog for all kinds of much more generalized prejudices, "otherness", and separation.
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>>16545422
But not racial.
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>>16545420
Dom is more of a whole body attitude and strength thing.
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>>16545417
Of course but the build up to that is fun
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>>16545433
Exactly my point.
Remmy is a pure bottom.
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>>16545336
>Aren't collars as a threat by left-wing political extremists actually a thing in Pack Street canon?
I never gave them any kind of leaning
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I'm sick of all these cute penises
Where's the handsome penises huh?
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>>16545459
On Al.
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>Making assumptions about what type of penis can belong on what sort of mammal

Anons, this is exactly the kind of closed-minded attitude that's made Zootopia face so many problems. Let all flowers bloom. Let numerous dicks exist in their own odd ways, and let the mammals that own them choose to use them in all kinds of kinky fashions. Let there be no categories.

Dicks are like snowflakes. Cherish the uniqueness. Try Everything.
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>>16545459
On this good boy
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>>16545459
On T. Rex?
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>>16545474
Is weaver a good boy?
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>>16545470
No one did that.

We simply saw that Remmy has a cute little ramrod.
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>>16545474
>>16545479
These good boys (plural).
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>>16545483
Weaver's dick is too weird to be called cute so no
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>>16545474
That's the usual reaction to Remmy penetration.
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>>16545492
Aww unique dicks can be cute
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>>16545354
Describe it?
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>>16545494
>Ozzy gets giggly during sex

Headcanon accepted
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>>16545354
>>16545503
No.

Show it.
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>>16545470
If it's special, doesn't mean it's usefull. What will this bun do with his dick? Won't do much
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>>16545366
If a guy likes being called cute overall, then it's clear sign. Same thing if he dislikes it.
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>>16545504
No, anyone that gets penetrated by Remmy gets giggly.

A cute dick like that would tickle.
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>>16545389
Orgasms, though.
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>>16545527
You can have perfectly fulfilling sex without orgasm.
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>>16545514
I know a guy that gets blushy whenever he's called cute and god is it adorable
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>>16545414
It kind of was.
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Does Anon have a cute dick?

Lemme see, I love cute dicks.
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>>16545537
It wasn't.
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>>16545420
Hey, anon, that's not very fair.
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>>16545503
cut, ~6", bends right into the g/p spot
>>16545508
Gotta take me out to dinner first~
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>>16545436
True.
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>>16545541
They're also very eager
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>>16545535
I get blushy when I'm called cute
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>>16545509
It looks good for sucking, anon.
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Is there an objective way to measure cuteness?
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Giving the dominant succ to a cute dick is fantastic.
Hold their hips in place if they start humping, you're in charge, not them.
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>>16545439
Switches are a thing that exist, anon.
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>>16545568
It's not for sucking, its for putting things into.
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>>16545574
I love the impatient look in his eyes
And the dick
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>>16545486
What indication do we have that Remmy would want it to be called "cute"?
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>>16545574
See?

Now THIS is a DOM'S COCK.
Even with a stupid pink bow, you know he's going to fuck your fack and drill your ass.
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>>16545587
Consent isn't needed to call a penis cute.
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>>16545531
Doesn't mean that it's not something to strive for.
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I wand Al to fuck my fack.
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Are the anonbuns ever not horny and craving predator meat? Or whatever prey meat that they can find?
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>>16545602
I do
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>>16545602
It doesn't have to be the ultimate end-goal, either.
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>>16545604
>>16545574
I want Al to fuck my facts with his cute dick.
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>>16545581
Rub his urethra with your tongue before you put the whole cock into your wanting mouth, then. Still a kind of penetration of him.
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tfw no dom to take ownership of your "cute" penis
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>>16545574
I wonder if I'm like the only individual here that doesn't want to see Al involved in gay sex.
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>>16545616
That's not what I meant. Put it in your butt
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Lay on your back so the Anonbun can fuck your mouth.
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>>16545599
Wouldn't you agree that eager and reinforced consent makes things better? And denied consent makes it different?
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>>16545624
Who says that's for gay sex?
Obviously it's a present for Velvet
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>>16545636
You don't need consent to call his dick cute.
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>>16545594
Doms can look different, anon.
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>>16545636
You can call my dick cute, anon
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>>16545652
Feels skeevy to call a guy something that he doesn't want, especially when you're angling for sex that you don't have any particular indication that he'd be into.
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>>16545664
weekend shitpost time
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>>16545669
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>>16545622
What about a Don that takes your cute penis?
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>>16545649
What I said was more of a general observation than an accusation.
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>>16545673
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>>16545665
I'm talking about in general, consent isn't needed to call his dick cute.
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>>16545682
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>>16545691
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>>16545664
What?
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>>16545702
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Oh dear, is Remmy behind on his rent?
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>>16545711
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>>16545630
It looks perfectly made for sucking.
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>Remmy wants to pretend to be a dom
>Al would never bottom for the fuzzball

>but maybe his sheath would be a good place for that cute little lambchop
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What about putting something living and cute on a dick? Does the cuteness then connect?
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>>16545669
Why would you call this a shitpost when it's so precious

>>16545716
>In memory of Winter Snuggles
D'awww
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>>16545746
What if that cute living thing put part of itself INTO the dick?
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>>16545746
Find a smol sub and have him ride your cock
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So where's the Wildecest?
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>>16545716
>In loving memory
True dat T, true dat. Loved your comic as always.

Also it's rad seeing you again man, you are a true q t.
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>>16545769
Wildecest is profoundly uncute.
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>>16545779
false
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>>16545779
>disagree
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What is cute anyways? If different people consider different thingd cute then we may have two different meanings. We may have a general idea of "cute" and the same word but how different are our "cutes"
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>>16545716
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>>16545779
This anon speaks the truth
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>>16545801
ur cute
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>>16545716
Sugary sweet as always.
These aren't shitposts, these are treasures.
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>>16545711
>they're all naked

Nick+Judy and Jack+Skye swinging together is my favourite thing
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Anyone else think Dawn is cuter than Judy?
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Is Nick gay?
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>>16545856
Her voice is, but not her looks.
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>>16545872
No, but he IS Pro-Israel.
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late night cuddle puddle?
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A cute penis ain't shit if the man it's attached to is named Gunther
fucking try to make that sound sexy
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>>16545777
Night night anon
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>>16545881
So he prefers Dawn over Jack?
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>>16545918
Glad i'm not named gunther
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Oh hey that thing with the baker not wanting to make a gay cake got overturned in favor of the baker.

Glad to see there are still some sane judges.
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>>16545958
gr8 b8 m8
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>>16545982
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/04/politics/masterpiece-colorado-gay-marriage-cake-supreme-court/index.html
Its true.
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>Remmy
>NAH's beaver
>Terry
>Stan
>Rinehart
>Zorotokon's ocelot
>Desmond
>Red
>Waga's porcupine
These are the guys with the biggest cocks. But which of them are cute?
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>>16546018
I doubt Remmy's 4.5" is among the biggest.
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>>16545958
And if you actually read it you'd know they didn't give him a free pass to discriminate and that the only thing they decided was that the original case was unfair for the baker
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>>16546037
Yes, the original case that the baker was discriminating was unfair to the baker.

Because no one has a right to the baker's service.
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someday I want to meet someone who thinks my dick is cute
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>>16546018
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>>16546075
I probably would, unless it's like super chafed and shrivled up.
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>>16546091
it's a grower, not a shower. but it's not like its weird or anything
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Replace "christian baker" with "jewish baker" and "gay couple" with "nazi couple".
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>>16546108
Growers get +3 to their Cute stat.
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If you don't think your mans dick is cute log the fuck off right now
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>>16546127
t-thanks anon
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>>16546143
Here's another important aspect, size.

Soft and hard?
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>>16546111
nazis are not a protected class
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>>16546164
6" hard
I never measured soft but...smol
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>>16546171
Political beliefs are in some states, like say Seattle.
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>>16546186
nazis are a recognized hate group and not a protected class even in seattle
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>>16546183
How about girth?
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>>16546186
>States
>Seattle
well this about what I expected
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>>16546209
Fine then, Leftist baker and Maga-hat wearing white couple.
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>>16546212
1.5 hotdogs
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>>16546223
Beef or pork?
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>>16546218
Then yes, the baker would have to serve those people. Did you expect me to argue otherwise?
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>>16546232
Is there a difference?
Like an oscar mayer dog
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haha benis :DDD
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"Rams with cute dicks" should be a protected class.
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>>16546244
Good band name, too
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>>16546244
They should be a bullied class
Bullied by people with bigger dicks tho
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>>16546240
There's isn't, that was just a strange unit of measurement.

It is sounding QUITE cute, Anon.

Does it leak when aroused?
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>>16546258
Only when i'm really excited~
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>>16546258
Page 10, man the lifeboats
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>>16546268
And would you say it's a quick shot or can you handle the pressure?
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>>16546289
It can take a lot of teasing
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>>16546296
I can see it now, bobbing in the air, pink vibe tied under the tip, pre streaking down, maybe to stain the panties.

Sounds adorable and fun to play with.
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>>16546318
It can be yours to play with~
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Fascinating how a conversation about what's cute made us reach 4 hundred and a few more.
No, this isn't sarcasm i am genuinely intrigued. i love you guys, you are all cute and handsome at the same time.
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>>16546342
>///<
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>>16546342
If there's one thing ztg loves it's dicks
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>>16544633
>>16544995
>>16545351
img source?
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insomnia sucks
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>>16546539
I'd chat him
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>>16546539
The thing about Zootopia is if you're awkward and at a party the host wouldn't have a cat or a dog for you to spend your time cooing over.
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>>16546565
I do all of my socializing at hte dog park for just that reason
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>>16546018
>Cute dick
Remmy, Terry. Rinehart. Desmond
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>>16546018
All of them are cute, but i think everything's cute so i'm no reliable.
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Page ten.
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>>16546801
Lets roll random numbers

>Don't be Gideon

doubles: You're Gideon
Triples: You're Travis and you're with Gideon forever
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Rolling penis cuteness percentage
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>400+ posts in 6 hours, 40 IPs
were we spammed?
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Happy Faterday!
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>>16546883
Nah, look at the thread, just discussions and some drawings
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>>16546884
yuge
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>>16546896
>>16546883
I was chatty
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>>16546903
you're a neet

NEW THREAD

>>16546921

>>16546921

>>16546921
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>>16542682
did fuel draw this?
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>>16546999
Yes
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