/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: It's A Mystery EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T Booru: zoo.booru.orgThread journal Backup: pastebin.com/GiLL5kAS ZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/15515907Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/15515907Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/15515907TT Theme: FESTIVALS, CONVENTIONS AND EXPOS won!TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
Good morning everyone!
Hi people of the dead hours, I need suggestions for studies to do tomorrow. For now I have Sleazy at the beach, rodent bug rancher, Jack x Skye lewd and Mrs. Wilde
>>15534739Rinehart x Violet lewds
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>15534739Please draw Gideon and Travis being a cute homosexual couple
>>15534771Well that'd be pretty hard because Gideon's not cute. He's not a miracle worker, Anon.
>>15534812Gideon is both cute and handsome.
>>15534830
cuck
>>15534833
>>15534839
>>15534830>>15534833>>15534839>>15534842this is fucking cute
>>15534830>>15534833>>15534839>>15534842Guy just got his revoltech figure stolen by JudyI don't think they give a refund to that
>>15534842>KEKED
>>15534583Are there any actually good mystery/police procedural Zoot fanfics out there?
gay foxe
Ozzy
>>15534836Trannies deserve death.
>>15534870"Earning the badge" is freaking amazing
>>15534842Source?
>>15534830>「やぁ、にんじん!」>「任務終わったのか?」Nick: "Hey, Carrots!""Did you finish your assignment?">>15534833>「あのねニック!」>「貴方に聞いてほしいことがあるの!」Judy: "Oh, Nick!""I've got something I want to ask you!">ギュッSFX: gyu (squeeze)>>15534839>「は・や・く~~ッ!!」Judy: "COME-ON-NOW~~!!">「ちょッ・・・!」>「ニンジン・・・!」Nick: "WAI-...!""CARROTS...!">>15534842>ぎゅ~っSFX: gyuuuu (squeeeze)
>>15534830>>15534833>>15534839>>15534842Nice
>>15534739>rodent bug rancherThat's... actually a pretty cool concept.
>>15535032
>>15535032why are you guys always like this
>>15535182Because trannies always deserve death?
I hate dead hours /ztg/...
>>15535187that wasn't a tranny okay?That was a weirdo who happened to be a tranny.>executive tranny
>>15535256ALL trannies are batshit crazy wierdos.Chris-chan is actually pretty average for a tranny.There are no trannies who aren't completely batshit crazy clusterfucks of mental illness. Just look into the research about how every tranny also has comorbid autism.
>>15535256>>15535321Go away
>>15535450Fuck off ugly trans
>>15534830>>15534833>>15534839>>15534842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>>15535498Now I can't get it out of my head
>>15535523Take on me(take on me)Take me on(take on me)I'll be goneIn a day or two~
>>15535498Who would the two racers from the music video be? Sheep?
>>15535596
>>15535617So, needless to sayI'm odds and endsBut I'll be stumbling awaySlowly learning that life is OKSay after meLest we better to be safe than sorry.
>>15531180It still boggles my fucking dick when I remember his attempt to come back. Starts posting art, immediately recognized, posts new alias tumblr created few days ago to deny claims, gets antagonized by the thread because of previous history. IMMEDIATELY proceeds to join the Discord. Like what the fuck dude, that was literally what made you so angry and spiteful you dropped the thread and said dumb shit, why the fuck would you literally redo the steps that led you to create a new alias to begin with?
>>15535660
>>15535731Assassins Creed Zootopia.
>>15535731Oh the things that you say are easy to laugh offJust to play my worries awayYou're all the things i've got to rememberYou shying awayI'll be coming for your love anyway.
>>15535748
>>15534983How do you know? For all we know, he might actually be a she or a he that likes ploughing vixen puss.
>>15535901
>>15535952>foxI am a tubedude, and you reminded me i forgot...We're talking awayAnd i don't know wha-at to sayI'll say it anywayToday is another day to find youShying awayI'll be coming for your love, OKSong's over, i shut up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdADidJDtsk
Cuck or gay?
>>15536298Why not both?
Flower bondage?
have you bought your revoltech figures yet?
>>15536433
>>15536322You choose both, you get none. Now scram.
>>15536438only judy so far
>>15536298Gay all the way.
Al...
Y'know what's mentioned not nearly enough around here? The fact that >rabbits have no gag reflex
whats new in gay
>>15536745nothing is ever new in gay. Its the same boring repetitive shit.
>>15536735Is that related to the fact they are not supposed to be able to throw up?You talking real rabbits, or Zaush rabbits.
>>15536798Zaush rabbits are not capable to have personality, just like any other of his characters.nobody talks about them. Not even his fans remember the names of the characters in his comics.
>>15536345night night
>>15536464someone restrain this meerkat! Wait a second....
Charlie and Pandora should _________
>>15537033fuck Remmy.
>>15533011>>15533268
>>15537075>>15533034>>15533268
>>15537093>>15533040>>15533268
>>15534870The police fics in the Finding our Way series are procedurals, and really, really well written.
Don and Dewey should ______!
>>15537135Get more art of them!
>>15537135show up in the next chapter please
>>15536433>>15536464I understand, sweaty tube, and the serious face she has makes this even hotter
>>15537075>>15537093>>15537102Badass Judy, real threat Dawn, badass Nick, I like thisAlso thanks for the typesetting
What's the percentage of gay in the male fox population?
>>15537265yes
>>15537265100%
>>1553726525%
>>15537265Equals to the amount of gay in this thread, so quite high, actually
>>15537102I love how they call each other “Honey” and “Darling” right before you know they are going to kill every bad guy on the way out.
>>15537650This would be such a cool scene in the sequel
>>15536464Is it you, Alec?
>>15537312But how do they breed?
>>15535064>>15537121Links? Are these on FF or AO3?
>>15538586https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12124275/1/Earning-The-Badgehttps://archiveofourown.org/series/476992
>>15538643Thanks, anon!
>>15534870>>15538664Your welcome.Speaking of "mystery/police procedural" I can definitely also recommend "...And All That Jazz" https://archiveofourown.org/works/11176491/chapters/24951036and "Partners"https://archiveofourown.org/works/9351500/chapters/21182099
>>15538643Gotta say, that first chapter if Earning the Badge does not win me over. Nick's entirely too meta reference to stuff from the movie he should have no knowledge of, absolutely unprofessional platypus psychiatrist, going straight into Nick's attraction to Judy, it's all so horribly cringy. Is the whole fic like that?
I'm for samespecies ships,I'm want to crackship pic related with Judy.
>>15539016If the intro throws you off then I don't think that fic is for you. It did take me some adjustment to get used to the kind of humor in that fic, but now I really like it. The Christmas chapter on the other hand, I really don't like, since Nick is being way to much of a pushover for my taste.
>>15539138>raccoon and rabbit>samespecies>crackship with JudyI refuse.[spoiler]Ms.Hopps, I'm not feeling so good...[/spoiler]
>>15539210I'm wondering how many will get it. Its spoiler safe.
>>15539016Yeah that's what made me put it on the backlog over Partners and never read it again. Reminded me of some trashy movies, didn't find it cringy but maybe because I'm not a dumb normie. I get what it was going for, but it really did not set up anything I enjoyed reading.
>>15539210>>15539280Thor's knowledge of Earth's animals is impeccable.
>>15539323Heimlich time.Followed by a suplex.
>>15539697endless tube phlegm and then blood from her skull.But at least her throat was cleared.
>>15539356Partners is pretty awesome. The sequel seems dead tho.
>>15539719Yeah, it wasn't too over the top, the drama and relationship was less about love triangle and more about each other, even the love interest in the barely love triangle was a character rather than just a reskin of Jack.
>>15539743It wasn't really a love triangle, even. More like a stepping stone in self discovery and character progression for Judy.
>>15539785Yeah, but the trademarked obligatory Judy love interest could've been dragged into like forty chapters until Judy "suddenly" realizes she loves Nick when they're in a critical situation.
>>15539323I heard dicks and dick sucking are wonderful remedies for sore throat, I suggest a long one.
Reminder that otters are the best
I need more gay fox and gay ferret
>>15539835She's a tube, that should be an everyday occurrence (also I concur, need more lewds of the weasel).
Hello and good afternoon! What festivities would the folks over here want to visit in Zootopia? I've no idea myself and wanted to know what would be popular event to cover.
>>15540060stop making gays look wholesome. They're not.
>>15540738Gays are the most wholesome of all families.Look at this wholesome family.
>>15540750I'm just happy they can't reproduce.
>>15540750Ok but Travis in that sweater is fucking adorable.
>>15540765But they can and do reproduce
>>15540796if you want a semen stained piece of shit as a baby maybe.
>>15540664Festivals are usually to celebrate community events or to signify religious or cultural holidays.Plenty of species specific festivals they could do: maybe a festival for getting winter coats or losing them, maybe a festival for a faux migration or hibernation, maybe a festival to commemorate a drought or a flood or a natural disaster where species had to come together-- and every species could have a different recollection of what happened.
>>15540788Tubes in turtlenecks are adorable.
>>15540809What an awful thing to say about a child
>>15540750Man, I love the colors, but I hate how Mead draws rabbits.
>>15540830They look very lewdable.... speaking of lewd tubes, we need Terry lewds
>>15540664Honestly, this is a tt i'm already impatient for. We have many CCs from around the world, all with different holidays and festivals, maybe we'll get submisions based on those festivities.
>Aggretsuko threads already hella cancerkek
>>15540898I don't see any issues with the bunnies. I love the way Travis is drawn.
>>15541403>hella
>>15541403After /ztg/ raided no less. I guess all it takes is one sister community to export some members to turn a thread to shit.
>>15536019>Duke drunk singing this in a karaoke bar
>>15541360I don't want to make analogy with real life because I've done it already before, and at some point I felt like I could've been writing about human beings. If at some point I can change the names to some other setting fanfic, then I think I'm not making use of the setting enough. Feeling like getting something I have no idea about so I have to research on the internet and learn from 0 while using Zootopia's ideas.>>15540822The idea of a Winter to Spring festival is kinda cool. I was originally thinking of a flower convention (since flowers can be food for animals, bee creation, decoration, tint, medicine, etc), but I think something with Winter might be easier to make it Zoot.
I'll be honest, I wanna see more art of Gideon and Travis living as a married couple like they are depicted in Meads comic. Most of it tend to be either just SEX, them young, or.. mpreg for some reason.It just could be fun to see more of them like that.
>>15541703Not wanting to go the whole "stop complaining and create stuff" autismoposting, but it's easier to have ideas to draw that kind of stuff if you try to pitch people the idea. Either by writing interesting scenarios with it or trying to foster a discussion about it.
>>15541843Oh nah I could totally draw it, I just was wondering if anyone else had some. I'm just being an idiot and going on 4chan while I should be writing one of four essays due soon.
>>15541487>That naruto run
Testpile, makin sure my computer doesnt crash again172.117.241.1Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
>>15541843we doing pokemon go jokes?
Armasyll, here, with another useless update :V
>>15542739Man, those CryEngine tech demos haven't aged well...
>>15541629I kinda figured making analogy's from real life and then giving it the zoot spin was the whole point. Similar but with that animal type spin. Like how massive some anime expo's are, it's almost impossible to see all the things, panels and people you wanted to so you have to lot time and effort into seeing the thing you really want to. But how would small mammals do? Do they get their own mini expo? Or do they pay for larger mammals to taxi or ferry them about? Would be neat seeing an larger mammals with a ton of cheering rodents on his back all gushing about their favorite shows and writers... The logistics taking in all the varies sizes and orientations of mammals is neat as heck! Well, it is to me anyway...
>>15542739I need to see a soft body simulation of this
>>15542739beautiful
>>15541629Give it a spin to the whole thing, It doesn't have to be just a clear analogy that can be replaced by any character and not change.You can combine some festivals and make them something different or use the premise and builta new thing from it. That way you can avoid making a "generic thing #956462581"
>>15542739>You need need me>You need need me>You need need me
>>15543256On that note, I wonder how seasonal festivals include changing one's coat into the celebrations... We have hares, weasels, stoats, foxes, lemmings, all turn white in winter... think they have a coat warming party or something? Celebratory clothes designed to accent their new colors?
>>15543257I was thinking the same, damn
judy hopps is ready to save....japan(also hello, it me, lulu)
>>15543654cute bunny
>>15543654Hi Lulu, how are youlu?
what's the secret to being happy, lads?
>>15540987We do not>>15543654Hi, finals finished?Goodnight /ztg/
>>15543654She kewt>>15543949Hope your own are going well!Sleep tight tuber
>>15540765They may not be able to perpetuate their regressive gene problem, but they are still able to brainwash a normal adopted child.
>>15543946gay
>>15543946
>>15544155>tfw failing horribly in all of thoseFeels badman.
>>15544190take it one step at a timefuckin put a thing on my phone to beep every 45 minutes and have a cup of water, fuckin crazy how that made such a difference, then i did diet, exercise, all that stuffsleep is the one thing i gotta do but i fail on that cuase i love watching movies in bed, fuckin rough to stop that
>>15543654yo luluyou got drawpile workin? available if you need to troubleshoot>>15543949slm mongoose snooze loose
>>15543654A fine bunner Lulu!
>>15543730>>15543904heyo, im doin pretty fine. classes are just about done for meeee
>>15544402Nice. Hope everything went well for you.>im cute.png>pic related
>>15543949hyep! and goodnight, tub dude>>15544297ive not tried it yet. i should to see if i can get the darn thing working, but i get the feeling its just gonna be finnicky like always
>>15544402That's a terrifyingly cute bune. I'm glad your classes are almost done, you kicking their asses?
>>15544511hah, i wish. more like they kicked my asses, but at least im done
>>15543408Now this is what i was talking about, Find the things that set zootopia apart from the world and mix it with what we know from various irl festivals to get more worldbuilding.Use one festival as the base or mix and match various similar ones to try and get something new.
i made an update to the pic
>>15544780Stumbled across images of the Folsome Street Fair, and thought nah, I'll leave that for Zaush.Lions?What's with the new captcha?tick boxes, receive code, copy code, paste code, send?
>>15544906I haven't seen that code since I forced javascript off during the time captcha was insane... Thought they got rid of all that stuff.
>>15544934First time I'd seen that format.I've been on 'instant tick' for a few months now.This part of Moot's anti bot stuff?
>>15544896>YAMEROOO>>15544906Yeah, I'm getting it too. Fucking Hiroshimoot.
>>15544896>ASSUMING DIRECT CUTENESS
i finally got around to drawing the ant eater cop...
>>15545189Those claws make an otherwise adorable cop into one intimidating bastard! Definitely plays the bad cop when needed.
>>15545218well, anteaters can get 7 feet long...so imagine that walking around on hind legs
>>15545189Cute boi!I vaguely remember an anteater cop in a greentext not long ago mentioning collars. Is he that one?
>>15545295yes. hes the cop who went home sick in a greentext
>tfw comcast increased my internet speedAbsolutely unexpected. What's the catch?
>>15545327block access to 4chan within the next monthgoodbye anon
>>15545302Noice. I hope to see more of it soon then!>>15545327They now have access to your personal files and documents, including your Zootopia folder and all the porn therein.Let's hope you have good taste.
>>15545349Oh no, bad end
>>15545327From what I can tell of the recent news, comcast has been bumping speed caps for users who buy a bundle deal with cable service. See if you or whoever pays the bills is doing that.https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/04/comcast-wont-give-new-speed-boost-to-internet-users-who-dont-buy-tv-service/And if that's not it, probably expect your bill to increase in the near future anyway. I know it's a meme but I've never known Comcast to ever do anything unambiguously consumer-friendly.
>>15545327Also, the difference between 150 Mbps and 1000 Mbps speeds is 15$. Petty as fuck.
>>15545463awww
>>15545463That is awesome
>>15545437Nope, internet only. Bill is the same.
>>15545463I hate and love this at the same timeThank you UncleSamEagle
>>15545463>Finnick>smilingDoubt.jpg
>>15545510We don't know what the man does in his spare time to be fair. I'm sure he gets joy from something.
>>15545585Such happy doggos
>>15545585>Finnick is good with kits.>It's one of the few things that makes him smile.>He sometimes gets teary-eyed when he finds a picture of him and Nick when they first met.
>>15545585u have the full one?
>>15545956>Once Nick went legit and became a cop, Finnick found a couple new partners to hustle with
>>15546139Hustle... may no be the best wording for it.
>>15537075>>15537093>>15537102Source?
>>15546171Though I really do love the idea of Finnick watching over the kits.
>>15546181https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57295658
>>15546197>Letting a homeless minor drive your vanFinnick no
>>15546311Well he's teaching her to drive, she needs her license to be a decent get away driver.
>>15546197>>15546311
>>15542128Tomorrow I'm free
>>15546574ily wynn :v
>>15545463pfffbut who has the better laugh tho>>15546574burn the witch! do not let her mind games fool you!
>>15547078But enough talk...
>>15547111Have at you!
>>15547224ZTG has too many vampires...
>>15547260His weakness is his prostate, go for it with a finger (or maybe your dick).
>>15534583>Judy wins the Hopps murder mystery game night for the sixth time in a row>general disdain sweeps the Hopps crowd, followed by begrudging acceptance>calls for her to be banned, for her to be the organizer instead of a player, for her to be handicapped in some fashion>Meanwhile, in the background, far from the attention of the rest of the family...>Violet wipes the fake blood from the prop knife, thinking that the only thing needed was a better murderer.
>>15546139>>15546171>>15546197
>>15546574>Violet accidentally summons a spooky ghost
Computer doesnt seem to be crashingpile172.117.241.1Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art>>15546571no worries manalso im going to host the bluepile and the barpile up for a day or two next week, just to let anyone who missed em contribute
>>15547407Fin's a good dude.
>>15547462Love the puppet pals pic
>>15547462>Hardcore fox and bun fisting
>>15548292Please do not serenade in people's food.
>>15548331VORE.
>>15548292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaZ676GGI9g
>>15547462>172.117.241.1OK, sort of new to drawpile.I've downloaded from the site, how do I get onto the interactive browser?new capture is a pain in the ass
>>15548760you launch the program and then in session you click join
gay
>>15548803Yes, that is a gay!
>>15548801OK, think I've got it.Might play on my screen to get used to it.hint, make sure I haven't still got the copy of captcha code when I post the link ;)
>>15548803shut up
>>15548803very gay
>>15547407oh yeah I drew a thing for this green a while back I forgot to post
>>15548395I thought that Vick forced dogs to fight each other to death, not just kill them.
>>15548951Nice one zhany! Shit that is a ton of bug meat...
can you imagine how diverse the gay porn scene in zootopia is?cocks and ass of all sizes, different bodies to explore, different shapes too
>>15548951Is Mel burrowing into that burga?Adorbs.
>>15548951Rosie and who?
>>15548803maymay
>>15549045good of you to join us spergy
>>15548951This is 8Ball, wow, I've not gotten fanart of any of my greentexts before, thank you! This looks amazing!
>>15549030Melody the mouse
>>15548983The interspecies porn game has to be amazing.
>>15549098I meant the other fox, is that supposed to be Finnick?now i'm having to wait a minute before I get a captcha (wont post without it)damn this is annoying.
>>15549030soon-to-be-part-of-a-burger mouse
>>15549125Now I just wanna see the amateur porno that Nick & Honey starred in.After all, Duke Weaselton needed SOMETHING to start off his DVD empire...
Do you think species have stories about other species seducing them? Rabbits are probably the objects of so many "multiplication" jokes, but what about the "sneaky fox" who tries to hypnotize and enchant bunnies and hares away into their dens?
>>15549254I dont think stories about sexual predators would be so... good for the people theyre stereotyping
>>15549217The movies he stars in would be enough to launch that empire.
>>15549280>sexual predators
>what about the "sneaky fox" who tries to hypnotize and enchant bunnies and hares away into their dens?
I wish we got to see more of them.Hey weav, would a quick comic about these guys be possible some time in the future?
>>15549344I love tube dude's hooked penises
>>15534739>Sleazy at the beachwhere has NAH been anyways? He dead or did he finally go to jail?
>>15549371Would anyone be interested in wearing anything from this?
>>15549462>pre-pack street remmy and bettyIt's not but it's a fun idea
>>15549462>the word 'man' being used in connection to anything zoot relatedautism sense tingling
>>15548951Damn, I really like this.
munch crunch hi im alive
>>15549962*toucc fud*
>>15548292source?
>>15549962What sort of lewd food is he eating?
>it's been __ ____ since i saw zootopia
>>15550151gay cuck
>>15550151a gay
>>15550151gay days
>>15550151Like a couple months. I've only seen the movie 5 times, yet I'm here every day...
>>15550141nipp corm
>>15550241That's more than 2 words, faggot
>>15550275Hey, at least I actually answered instead of shitposting.
>>15550308You still answered wrong, though
>>15550151six months? I think? I dunno, I miss how obsessed I was with it when it first came out.
>>1555015116 hours
/ZTG/, how many times have you seen Zootopia?
>>1555015184 years.
>>15550512source?
>>155501516 months at least. my enthusiasm for it has faded and nothing's replaced it.
>>15550466Too many times to count.. I saw it in theaters only once but then a few times on my own and then just about every time it's been streamed in the threads.
>>15550771Nice! Did Judy inspire you to become a cop, or were you planning on doing that anyway?
>>15550771Congrats man
>>15550771>inb4 /pol/ jokesGood job anon! You are an inspiration. Work hard and make your time there count.
>>15550771get fucked pig
>>15550810>>15550806>>15550795>>15550793rip copanon
>>15550836it was good while it lasted.wonder if he posted in the wrong thread or somethin. or maybe he just forgot to say something?
>>15550822sleep tight bunner.
>>15550771>Journal here>This is why I dropped off the face of the earth a while ago>Time to make the world a better placeNeck youserlf
>>15550836>>15550854what was the post?
>>15550891rude.>>15550892this >>15550891.
>>15550930Ignore the edgelord
>>15550945ok cunty bitchas you wishThere's a pig in the thread!!!
>>15550999maybe he's a bunny
I was going to post a better pic but >>15550891 is doing his own thing>>15550793It was 50/50>>15550795>>15550806Thanks anons>>15550810>>15550999Chew my balls m8
>>15550999what's it like being a non-degenerate?
>>15550771>>15550891>>15550999Congrats, mate; i hope you have a long, boring career, filled with success and the safety of those around you
>>15551054>cops not inherently scumlmao
>>15551028You should have stayed in Discordnobody cares about your shitty jobgo kill a nigger or fuck off
>>15551028>It was 50/50Well, congrats on achieving your dream!4chan hates cops it seems, but I'm sure you be one of the good ones.
>>15551054Feelsgoodman>>15551057Thanks m8Also >>15550999 isn’t me, someone is posting my stuff from discord and being a tool
>>15551105when do you get your own nick ?
heres hoping he gets shot!
>>15551101>you be one of the good ones.they only good cop is a dead copbetter if the dead cop is a degenerate attention whore
>>15551170you get really triggered really easy
>>15551170>>15551150
>>15550945fluff is good.>>15551150did you get tired of changing the MD5's of all your shitposts?
>>15551204>upper class white boi detected
>>15551178Shut up KidI’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me!
>>15551209>MD5>imageless post
>>15551213try again, i'm fucking mexican and think you are sad for being trying to be overly edgy
>>15550999Cops are fucking scum.Your job is nothing but fucking people's lives up for money and feeding people to the prison industry.Cops are fucking cowards and don't protect people either. Look at the school shooting in Florida where 4 of those cowardly pigs were too chickenshit and selfish to go in and save children from being murdered.You won't do a single good thing during your entire career but you will make things worse for a whole lot of people. From writing bullshit tickets to extort money out of people to ruining people's futures and sending them to prison for decades because they self medicate their mental illness with drugs.Deciding to become a cop because of a fucking disney movie how retarded are you?
>>15551150
I thought this was a thread for foxes and bunnies, not fucking pigs
>>15551229Go fuck yourself tonydon't you have a shitty furfaggotry discord server to maintain?
>>15548870yo dude, just came backnot sure why the stylus didnt work, p sure its just a driver thingim heading to bed but tomorrow if you available we can work stuff out
>>15551266who the fuck is tonythere is more than one mexican in this place
Imagine the intensity of what's going through his mind.Watching the thread replies, reading every post over and over, tabbing from and to Discord.The focus, the intent, the emotional investment.Just another day.
If we're lucky we can get rid of both a cop and a discord faggot!
>>15551280no, every mexican is tonyor highcowor wagaor that sombrero-wearing okapi
>>15551239>800,000+ sworn officers in US>”.000005% of a population is indicative of the whole”Easy with the autism there kid
>>15551293man you made me sadbut i'll take this time to post swinton
>>15551313HighcowTonyGerardson
>>15551316>He thinks there's only one example of cops being chickenshit cowards
I just like the movie about the bunny cop
>>15551293I don't even put that much effort into paying work. It's amazing, the potential that people will squander.
I guess I really misjudged this placeWhen I left the threads were pretty fuckin chillHave a goodnight everyone
>>15551328waaait, g is mexican? that's news to me>>15551340you do ?
>>15551349Die
>>15551332Yes, the only good cop is a dead cop. They only protect and serve the rich d-bags and bully everybody else who is "different" (surprised?) You're more likely to be killed by a cop than by a criminal. The less of these scumbag cops in the world, the better.
>>15551353das a cute judy
when did /pol/ got moved to trash
>>15551375all judes are cute
>>15551349stb, dont let the sperg get you downits kind of funny seeing him go, hes like a wind up toy, except instead of winding a string he builds up impotent frothing anger and depressive episodes
>>15551349no one caresChristmaybe if you were LESS of an insufferable attention whoremaybe if you could bring Content and no shit to the threadBut seems I'm asking too much
>>15551385>/pol/ hating copsYou white kids are so fucking stupid
>>15551399CUTE
>>15551423still speaking to a mexican
>>15551433coolYou're still a fucking idiot
>>15551433Why do Mexicans make refried beans? A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
>>15551433Stop giving him attention
>>15551349the shitstirer has been runing around lately don't let him get you down. i'm happy you went for it and sure you worked hard for it too.have a safe carrer.
>>15551460alright but i demand judes and nicks>>15551459that's actually a new joke for me, good one.
>>15551495deal
>>15551459I bet your middle school classmates find you hilarious
>>15551467>cop>having a safe career.gets shot at the end of the week
>>15551504
>>15551427>Judy and Nick are ajin
#BlueLivesMatter
>>15551548wasnt that a fic
>>15551563no, a porn parody
>>15551570those are kind of the same thing more often than not
>>15551570>>15551594Was there ever a fic or green about Nick and Judy discovering a porn parody of them? I think I remember one or two, I liked that concept
>>15551608i remember a green of them looking at porn parodies at a sex shopdon't think there was a full pic
>>15551638Ohhh shit, no no no, there was a pic series by reply, and then there was another with Des and Mol in the backgroundFuuuck, good memories
>>15551028Congrats! >>15551656I remember the latter, but not the firsts. Do you have them?
>>15551656uh i do believe you are right.
>>15551656Shit I just got inspiration for a TT story>Adult Expo in the seedy part of the Nocturnal District>Billboards promoting it are of a bunny girl and fox guy in police uniforms>Nick and Judy go to confront the stars, hilarity ensues>>15551680Naw I dont, sorry man
>>15551698>mammals mistake the real Nick and Judy for their porn parody actors
>>15551717https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57484507
>>15551495I really like this jude
>>15551745Irritated Judy is a pretty good Judy
>>15551698>hilarity ensues>>15551728>bogo mistake the real Nick and Judy for their porn parody actors
>>15551698>Nick and Judy go to confront the stars, hilarity ensuesrather>Nick and Judy are chosen as part of the security detail of the building, the actors are unavailable for reasons>>15551728>>15551760>hilarity ensues
>>15551735Thank you
>>15551760>bogo is corrected>later, a police emergency happens and Bogo mistakes the porn parody actors for the real Nick and Judy>two porn stars are brought on to a hostage scene
>>15551539>ajinI don't speak weeb
>>15551797>two porn stars are brought on to a hostage scene>they play it cool and save the day>meanwhile a porn producer mistakes judy and nick for the porn actors>they are brought to the set and asked to perform
>>15551849>The next day, the video of Nick playfully teasing Judy and Judy freaking out leaks online>Judy thought it couldn't get any worse>Then she found out Lewdy Hipps was now on the force after saving the day
>>15551876>juggy topps and thick wild are the new stars of the zpd>raising in the ranks faster than judy and nick>judy and nick now do home videos and have their own fanbase >after a while the mixup happens again
Yeens are universally good
>>15552178They are indeed extremely cute, speaking of has anyone seen Nah in a while?
>>15551698>All these better ideas for TT>Still, I wanted to do my idea for a while and this is the best TT for itSpeaking of which, does someone have pics of the meerkat coroner?>>15552178This is a lie
>>15552241>This is a lieName one yeen that isn't a major cutie
it's nice to see people be excited for a tti have a good feeling about this one
>>15552318becca
>>15551698>>15551728>>15551760>>15551769>>15551797>>15551849>>15551876>>15552025
>>15552326Tailwagging is the best! I too hope this TT rocks, should be a ton of fun.
>>15551054>fucking yandere-anon
>>15552318Well this >>15552333Also there is notice to the ZPD of a yeen that kidnaps tubedudes, a monster
>>15552414That yeen you speak of doesn't kidnap tubedudes nor is a monster.I have to agree with you about becca tho.
>>15552363Someone get reply here, this needs to be done!
>>15552580>That yeen you speak of doesn't kidnap tubedudes nor is a monster.WRONG
I don't have a problem with someone becoming a cop, so long as they have the spine to quit if they find it isn't what they where promised.No dream holds up to the scrutiny of real life, but it's good to see it for yourself.
>>15538757>"...And All That Jazz" >https://archiveofourown.org/works/11176491/chapters/24951036I'm normally leery of alternate-setting AUs, but I burned through 48 chapters in 2 hours and am now chowing down on the author's other workNot so much CSI as movie pacing, but a very nice "cops" piece
>>15552881Then why do many tubedudes are with him by their own volition?
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>>15550151What time is it?
>>15551681>ウサギってさみしすぎると死んじゃうのよ・・・?Judy: "Don't you know rabbits die if they get too lonely...?"
>>15553198We are on the new thread already Tb.
>>15553579bunny i love you
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