/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Classic editionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgThreadjournal: pastebin.com/GiLL5kASZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/14752032Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/14752032Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/14752032Current TT Theme: Hobbies in Zootopia (submissions due Mar 29th)More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdaysTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
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Reposting for the new thread!Hello everybody! Greentext Theater will begin in about 30 minutes! Doe, Visiti and Tangerine will be reading your greens!Until then, come on in and enjoy some music!https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon
>>14759309Got called away and this is all I came up with before that and I've lost my mojo so I don't think I'll complete it. FreeChoice: RingNervous
>>14763028That's cute, Spoof!
Packers now has pole fitness classes.Who attends, and who teaches?
>>14763047I found it... odd using a color template I hadn't picked, Fun though.
>>14763111Random color templates have been very popular lately in the threads. I wonder if others would be willing to talk about how they use them?
>>14763160I was just glad there wasn't any obnoxious colors and that there was a dark enough one to use for the actual lining.
Bun
>>14763284I thought it was sushi for a second
>>14763349If Bun Bun want the fishy, she go after it herself
>>14763103>"Yer shakin like a leaf, come down here boy, the water's fine.">"That's right, come sit next to ol' Gid.">"Mmm, you got fine hips boy, like a purty vixen."
>>14763070Ofc Marty teaches
>>14763524Tubes are natural pole dancers, and I can see Martina taking part as well to boost her confidence.
Remember to properly care for your fox.
>>14763572>pole dancersYou mean slinkly wiggliers?
I slightly dislike Avo
>>14763648Whatever you call them, they have a natural rhythm and flexibility.
Don't neglect your wolves either.
>>14763638TWO FINGERS!
>>14763680Girl is prime hatefuck material though, it must be said
wash your bun after use
>>14763743Nick is a fox, so he probably wants her to work the rest of them inside.
>>14763638Judy should write a book on proper fox maintenance. She's clearly an expert. Also, the book would definitely become a bestseller.
>>14763817Damn I love this pic.
>>14763775It's not really a date until she's wearing him like a sock puppet.
>>14763848How else would she get her whole paw around his prostate?
>>14763887The best way is to get both paws in and work it like a speed bag.
Time for some feels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqlaPttudUc
>>14763894That's advanced fisting right there, Judy will have to work him up to that, but slowly stretching him out a bit more each day, until she can get both paws inside.
>>14763953You just know Al's going to town on Marty's butt with his tongue there
>>14764013Soon he'll be begging her for a "round of applause"
>>14764004>TFW not offical alternity comic and the best AU is on indefinite hiatus.
>>14763929You see, subjects? This is your reward for pleasing the Queen of Denial.
>>14764004v v feelsy
>>14764237fuckin' love Emmy
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>>14764391Wolter and Anneke are very good at pretending to be each other, and adopt whatever persona they play within a half hour of waking up.It's impossible to tell which is which without actually sticking a hand down the front of their pants.
>>14764237Is she straight up a bootleg Femmy or is it just a happy coincidence?
>>14764618According to Glacier, it's a total coincidence.
I'm consumed by ennui and these threads used to be my major source of joy and entertainment. Now they're not as active as two years ago, I feel a little bit sad.
>>14764668Were in GTT.
>>14764668>ennuiI know that feel anon, but this anon is right, most of the thread is in GTT.>>14764684
Buddy oh mine that needed paw tutorials, I got something simple for you to try out. If you need specific types of paws though, grasping and gestures, let me know!
Good evening /ztg/!How's everyone doing this weekend?I just finished a this piece today, right before I have to go to bed, so now I just got to decide on thing,Should I work on an ̶l̶e̶w̶d̶ litte easter bunny pic or concentrate more on getting the script for the next comic done? It's so frustrating that the general idea is in my head but there is no complete written or script format for it yet... but at the same time, I got a really good idea for an easter pic.
>>14764858Stu dick when?
>>14764858Bonnie wearing a sexy easter bunny getup
>>14764858I'd say do that Easter pic, since the next comic isn't coming to you right now. >Jack is so un-endowed that nothing is visible.As it should be Rob, nice work.
>>14764858Stu and Bonnie playing "easter bunny" by shoving eggs up her vag and butt.
Greentext reading has just ended! We're taking a break before starting up Fresh Hare! Send over questions for DoeAnon, Tangerine and Visiti to answer!Until then, some more music!https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon
>>14764930I can tell you for a fact that this isn't as fun as you think, EGGS ARE COLD!
>>14764858>It's so frustrating that the general idea is in my head but there is no complete written or script format for it yet...Have you tried outlining it?
>>14764991Which species is the lewdest: rabbits, white tail deer, guanacos or fennec foxes?
>>14765005That's why you put them in your butt. Gotta warm them up!
>>14764991VRbune, is it true that bunishment helps keep a bun nice and active and out of trouble? For without it, would we still have History Corner with VRlewd?
>>14764991Question for the smelly llamaRegret 2: Depressive boogaloo when?
>>14765005Don't put them in the fridge, they last as well at room temp, in fact they get worse when cold the membranes toughen faster.
>>14765035THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!>>14765064I didn't know that, thanks!
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>>14765064Best to boil them first. Last thing you want is that cracking all up inside you.
does numbers is gay
>>14764991BellwetherBeep beep?
>>14765073>>14765081Finnick is one smooth operator.
>>14764991Is DoeAnon a grill?
>>14764991Any projects in mind or on the horizon we can expect soon?
>>14764991What is the lewdest nonlewd act?
>>14765064American eggs have to be refrigerated due to sterilization regulations removing their protective coating.https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/11/336330502/why-the-u-s-chills-its-eggs-and-most-of-the-world-doesnt
>>14764991Since TT is coming up, what are some hobbies your zoosonas have?
>From Feb 02, 2017
>>14764991Best place in Zootopia?Which CC would you lewd?Choose two people to go with in the mountains of Zootopia and two for going to the beach of Sahara Square.
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>>14765186They do, unless you have your own hens.But, since the eggs in question are destined for the nethers, there's doubt they'll be eaten afterwards.
>>14764791thank you buddy
>>14764991Gideon, yes or no
>>14764991I have a question, favorite Zootopia character canon and oc, and why?
>>14764930>>14764891Cold, very cold, anons>>14764913Thank you, anon! You might be right. It's better to work on something I have inspiration for.>>14765009depends on which method of outlining we talking aboutI have bits and pieces of scenes, a list of events, the overall start the middle part, but now that I think about it, I am unsure how it should end... hmm... I will come back to you with that one.>>14764991Hello Comic! RT-pilon contacted me about the TC! I would really love to take part in one, but I'm afraid it will be difficoult for me to take part this time around, considering everyone is already went to bed in my household. If we can discuss a little earlier time somehow, I would be happy to try to take part in it!As for the questions to today's guests:What's the aspect of zootopia's characters that made them put such devotion into the fandom and explore it with creating content to it?For example for me, I think it was Nick's character trait of lying to himself about who he is. It's was so interesting to see a character who wanted to be good, but was forced into a bad role by the outside world, which he seemingly embraced, despite that deep down he did wished for the opposite.
Anyone else HATE _____?
>>14765473Immensely
>>14765473Seizure
>>14764991Visiti, I'm grateful for any and all Mrs Wilde art you've done to fate, but, Bonnie art WHEN
>>14765494WeaverNobbyGayCuckNAHTubesGideonWildeHoppsVioletBorbaDick CheeseZaushCollarsCanidae"Can you draw my character"-JHigh School AUUh...I feel like I'm missing some...
>>14765553>WildeHoppsYOU SHIPLESS HEATHEN!
>>14765577My ship is Judy x Her Career.
>>14765553I think you're confused, anon. This is a list of good things that everyone likes.
>>14764991GideonTits or ass?
>>14765594You're condemning her to a lonely existence! She can't even be a cat lady in Zootopia! YOU MONSTER!
>>14765561Spoof, no! You were one of the last pure buns!
>>14764991When will Visiti continue Regret?
>>14765642>She can't even be a cat lady in Zootopia!I'm sure Fangmeyer would be down for it, he seems like a cool dude.
>>14765643It's not like I'm going to stop the pure buns, I just have a few lewds every so often~
>>14765709now give her a unibrow.
>>14765699I wish we had more with him, Zoot needs more cute kittys.
>>14765594>I know you just want to trigger me>and you are doing a great job
>>14765724So... basically you want me to do a Judy version of this?
>>14765744thats not how greentext works
>>14765600>Cuck>Borba>Dick Cheese>Zaushuhh...
>>14765767Not him, but yes
>>14765553>"Can you draw my character"What is your character?
>>14765850a fox
>>14765825like I said
>>14765866>Dick Cheese>Dick>CheeseUHHHHHHH
hey does anyone want some draws?it'll be all digital and it'll probably take a while, but I'll try to get them all done
>>14765894Big bois with big dicks
>>14765894Wolter and Rex just chilling out? Watching TV or playing vidja maybe?
>>14765553I like highschool AU
>>14765744Anon, you need to calm down. It's just a ship.
>>14765894Otterton doing Yoga.
>>14765873>dick cheese>uncut>the price you paySpread it on a cracker. Get that cheeze whiz goodness
>>14766006
Greentext Theater has just ended! Thanks once again to Tangerine, DoeAnon and Visiti for reading and answering questions, thanks to everyone who submitted greens and questions, and thanks to everyone who joined us!I'll be uploading today's stream shortly. Till then, I hope you're all having a very comfy day!
>>14766087Greentext Theater on iTunes WHEN?
>>14766087You're welcome, Comic!
>>14765894Artemis dressed as the pilsbury doe boi.
Hey guys is there any nsfw discord?Just watched the movie and im probably gonna wanna jack off to the bunny later
>>14766130Pretty bun
>>14766227all of em probably
>>14766227>>14766227You should look into the booru up in the op, should give you all the material you'd ever want
>>14765744Thank God people like you weren't around during WW2, because if we were only allowed one ship we'd all be speaking fucking Japanese and German.
>>14766270I got into one just now but they're a bunch of fags saying if i ask for permission for the porn channel straight away after joining they'll kick me instead
>>14766280Alright thanks, i'll def gonna check that out
>>14766227>nsfw discordi mean we have one, but it's not very zootopia-centric as much as it is about general furfaggotry
Spoof here, going back to Traditional now, anyone want anything bun related?
>>14766376always
>>14766376Nick as a Bun?
>>14766376Bonnie Hopps
>>14766426That... will be interesting.
Fell asleep before I could post this, but here was napping tube.>>14766280>You should look into the booru up in the op, should give you all the material you'd ever wantShout out to all you gems who manage the booru. It's become an amazing reference resource!
>>14766376Stu Bonnie and Judy drinking heavily?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_c5lFg6NicI found this today, thread.Enjoy.
>>14766460This is an adorable snoozer
>>14766497That's adorable
>>14766227Why do you need a discord server to jack off?
>>14766651ERP
>>14766663Thats terrible. You should feel bad
>>14766695Sh-shame me harder, p-please.
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>>14766752thats some good shit
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>>14766227>jack off to the bunny>not jack of to the FoxVallina AF
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>>14766766Is she sneaking a bag of cocaine in her pussy or something
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Goodnight /ztg/
>>14766875good night
>>14766875Buona notte, mangusta!
>>14766875SLM
>>14766875Sleep well senior tube
>>14766460Who drew this sleepy snoozer? I love the fluff on the knees, it's so damn cute!
>>14766298You clearly don't know a single member of the armed forces, anon. You don't join being a hardened serviceman, you become one in the process.
>>14766376Skye finding Jack with Nick's mom
>>14766426Here ya go!
>>14767168kek, gjsmug bun
>>14767155...I'm sorry for your illiteracy, I wish you the best at correcting this, bun bless
are the knee pads on judys uniform for kneeling to suck dick?
>>14767155>not a threeway between the threeGay
>>14767299How else do you think she made top of the class in the academy? She was making sure they were all too tired to do anything; she probably sucked them off everywhere, glory holes in bathrooms, spending each nights in a different bunk bed, etc.
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Greentext Theater has been uploaded!https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/greentext-theater-3-25-2018Come check out Doe, Tangerine and Visiti reading your greens!I need to head out for the rest of the day, but I hope you're all having a comfy Sunday!
>>14766460>>14767116Pretty sure Nikolu drew this cutie
>>14767453not a furry but dear christ that abdomen
>>14767388>>14767421Gothzelle is hot as fuck
please stop that gazelle spamming
>>14767499Thank you Anon>>14766460And thank you Nik, everyone who helps out with the booru is a rad duder! Thank you again ACA, jacksavage, Doeanon, Raccoon and whomever else jumps in.
But if you want, continue with pole dancing Zootopians.
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Yeah post buns instead... Wait a minute...
>>14767577VAMPIRE BUNE! Get the stakes and toches!
>>14767589Not just a vamp bun! But one consorting with eldritch creatures!
>>14767698>eldritch creaturesShub-Bettyrath is back?
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>>14767577this is a weird looking bunnicula
>>14767737Do not call upon Alzathoth, the blind idiot god. No good can come of it.
It was nice seeing MT again, hopefully they stop by again.
>>14767804I really miss ciwi
>>14767851Ciwi still seems to dump things at the end of dead threads every once in a while.
>>14767858>ごそっSFX: goso (grabbing it all at once)>菜の花の芽はゆでると食べられるわJudy: "You can eat the buds of rape blossoms once you boil them">草食HERBIVORE>手伝おうか?Nick: "Need some help?">今日散歩してたら菜の花摘んでるご夫婦見かけたI saw a married couple plucking rape blossoms while I was walking today.
So this is a weird non sequitor question, but who has long curly hair? What's your tricks to get it to clump?
>>14765915>>14765931>>14766001>>14766133ii was almost donethe power went outfuck this shit
>>14767964thats why you gotta save, dummy
>>14767964I will remember the pic that combined all those requests as a true hero... RIP.
>>14767964I wanna use krita, its got an autosave feature
>>14767934When you get out of the shower don’t brush your hair. Dry it with a cotton shirt (dont use a towel)Scrunch it with your hands, maybe use a curling gel. Let air dry Do this if you’re prone to frizz and tangles: https://www.naturallycurly.com/curlreading/curly-hair-type-3a/5-must-know-steps-for-making-3a-curls-clump
>>14768028MEDIBANG PRO
>>14768046Thanks! I already do the scrunch with towel trick and it takes FOREVER to dry.I also only wash with shampoo once a week (rinse every day), and usually it holds together alright. Conditioning more regularly just gets expensive.
>power went out again>>14767978well yeah, but the computers at this school wipe everything the second you get offsaving wouldn't have done jack for me>>14768028doesn't krita still have to be downloaded?
>>14768076oh hadnt seen this before. I been using clip studio
>>14768129everything has to be downloaded anon
>>14768186but i mean wouldn't the autosaves still be lost, or are they uploaded to a "cloud" feature?
>>14768133Try it, you'll love it. It's been my best friend since forever
>>14768129>drawing furry stuffs at schoolyou are one mad lad
What would be a good animal pun name for the continent of Asia?
>>14767871>at the end of dead threadsoh. Ciwi, your art is precious and most desired, please post it in plain sight if that's not too much of a trouble.
Think of an AU you'd like a greentext about. Which one would it be?
>>14768309Everyone is Yax AU
>>14768309Nick adopted by the Hopps. Alternatively, Skye/Jack normal interactions with Judy/Nick/ZPD.
>>14768309Dunwich Street
>>14768258it's almost 8 on a sunday and i'm in the back of the room on the opposite side of the doori think i'm safe
>>14768356hi safe, I'm dad
>>14768309I really want a Judy moves to Zootopia to be a hustler/criminal and has to team up with cop Nick to get through community service or something
>>14768309Medieval AU where only rabbits and foxes are sapientAnd they are sworn enemies
>>14768363Hi dad, I'm mum!
>>14768258>drew furry stuff at job>read ztg and furry anatomy tutorials in plain sight>nobody around me even know what is a furry and at most call me an anime/cartoon kiddy
>>14768363Hi Dad, I'm Granddad, The best kind of Dad.
Senpai noticed me
>>14767964>no backup battery to quicksave stuff during power outages
>>14768380Time ta murder these red skinned devils! I need a new pelt for me wall!
>>14768309Spytopia
>>14768309scoutmaster nick au
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>>14767964it's okay, candy, I appreciate it anyways
>>14766460Thanks for drawing him Nikolu, he looks super cute!
>>14768309Does Time Travel count if you KNOW there isn't any Time Travel in Canon?
>>14768442Congrats! It's always a nice, fuzzy feeling when people you like and appreciate seem to be into your stuff as well.
>>14767871>centerpiece Nick napping with baby buns, admired by Judyfuck, my heart
>>14767913>>14767858>rape blossomswhatis that a real plant
>>14768309AU where Nick is murdered for saying Voyager and Enterprise were the best series.
>>14768554Yeah, Brassica rapa var. amplexicaulisIt's a subspecies of Brassica rapa that is closely related to the turnip
>>14768602I bet Gideon had a redneck phase too (or maybe that's just his life).It's good to see you around Wynn.
>>14768554https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
Zootopia's on Disney Channel, right now. Anyone want to watch?
hows the gay today, ztg
>>14768719I read that as discovery channel and was extremely excited for a minute there
>>14768832The gay's fine, come on in!
>>14768523>candy
>>14769002she's the only one I know that's in school
>>14768719I remember there was a streamanon that would stream it and we'd all watch it together, those were the days
>>14768840>discovery channelThat's lewd anon.
>>14769026>"SHE"
>>14769041Trashy still streams it every once in a while, usually with a bunch of other TT related movies. Last time was Swords and Sorcery and that was a damn rad stream.
Rolling Odds make up with my friends and go over there and don’t make shit awkward Evens stay home Dubs go over there and make shit awkward
>>14769244>Dubs go over there and make shit awkwardWhy you you even give yourself this option?
>>14769073Should bring out the old childhood movies for a stream. Flight Of The Navigator, The Last Starfighter, Big Trouble In Little China...all the good ones! And lots of the not so good ones!
>>14769276Damn it I didn’t think I’d actually get dubsNow don’t know what to do
>>14769296you can always just bail outthat's what i always do
>>14769330I feel like this is a chance to make good but feel awk already. Was annoyed at one friend, and we haven’t hung out in months. I asked our mutual friends to hang out today but they said they were hanging out with the one friend, so it’s cool I understand. Then the one friend texted me and asked if I heard they were hanging out at mutual friends. Not sure how to answer that text or invite myself to that because my mutual friends didn’t invite me because I was annoyed at the one friend and I had invited them to something else so they think I’m no longer free (the thing I was doing earlier finished) Fml
>>14769291I love all those movies! Would be totally down for that.
>>14769448Talking about it will solve it, one way or the other. You could explain that you didn't end up doing what you were about to.
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>>14769653Not many have even heard of Navigator, and I haven't even seen it since I was ten.
>>14769709reply you're so precious holy shit
>>14769500Very slinky zelle there mr wagers.>>14769722It's been an equally long time for me Anon... they used to show it on Teletoon(I think?) all the damn time.>>14769709Holy hell Reply this is adorable. I really wish the littlest hustlers would get more in the way of fleshing out, they're so cute.
>>14769778don't worry, armasyll is trying to make a 3d model of rosiewcgw
>>14769709This is super cute Reply.Here's what he was replying to if anyone was wondering.
>>14769722It's been ages since I last saw it, too.Surprisingly high-concept for a kid's movie at its time.>>14769778>TeletoonMah nigga.Though, I think when I had seen it, it was either YTV or CTV (maybe CBC?) that was airing it.
>>14769960ComplianceI remember the "travelling back in time" scene freaked me right out
Oops!...I Did It Again!
>>14769960>TeletoonHell ya! Late night teletoon introduced me to crazy off the wall anime. Ninja Scroll kicked the shit out of Sailor Moon! Oh man and Patlabor... love me some mechs.
>>14769709oh god my heartRosie and Mel are too cute here reply, this should be illegal
>>14770022Naughty maned wolves, one of them is even looking at the camera.
I wanna smack Wolter's ass
>>14770153Ha, I thought it was a fox riding on a maned wolf's back... then I saw the legs.
>>14770029Truly was a wonderful time to be alive when that network first launched.And IIRC, Space (The Imagination Station) had their competing anime movie timeslot on Fridays, so if Teletoon was airing a movie you had already seen, you could flip to the next channel and get something else to scratch your weeb itch.
>>14770022gay foxies
>>14770198Truly good times...
Is Seizure here? I need some details on his porcupine.
Does Nick do cocaine?
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>>14770327Holy shit I didn't know there were any Patlabor bun crossovers! That's rad! Now we just need tank police...
>>14769709My fucking heart.>>14769778I love Zhans stuff, really hope he does more long form stuff.
why is Charlie so perfect for hugging
>>14770557It's because she's the size of a mop handle. You can wrap your arms around her twice.
>>14770557for someone unfamliar with pack st, what's charlie's story?
>>14770606Acstlu is a madman for having started this
>>14770644who?
>>14770655A madman. That's all you need to know.
>>14770624Career criminal, ambiguous disorder. Has issues with boundaries, personal and physical.
>>14770624shes the "weird one", not really paying attention to social boundaries and operating on her own logicShe got a really good scene after her best friend was hospitalized where she breaks down in front of the main character and reveals that she only has a few people in their Pack she even considers an actual friend
>>14770377>tank policeHell.Yes.Shame that Shirow went kinda nutso after making that lackluster GitS manga sequel and we'll probably never see Dominion Conflict 2 or any other continuation of the Tank Police universe.
>>14770710>>14770678thanks, she sounds very interesting. Broken things are usually the most precious Has she had any comf sent her way or nah?
>>14770761She's actually been broken a couple times in-story.But you know what they say, "Can't keep a good vix down."
>>14770624She's a con fox with an odd way of speaking. She and Pandora, the cutie tiger were apparently very close before she got nighthowlered. That hit her pretty hard.Don't really know much more about her than that. It's hard to get a feel for her but a few times she has put herself out there to help Remmy, though those times she did it also helped her. Like Remmy needed money since work was bullying him, she took him out with her on a heist and even involved him in a sauce con. Both times helped Remmy but it wasn't fully out of friendliness since she clearly got something out of the deal as well.I like to think she's friendly but also pragmatic.>>14770737That is incredibly sad, was such fun.
>>14770761We haven't seen anything official on the canon side. She did toss out a good burn though, even I felt it.
>>14770022Haha Sex! Lol! XD
>>14770802>She's actually been broken a couple times in-story.NOhow can this smile be protected?
After now just watching Zootopia, I am 100% sure the animators did make porn. Now it is just time to find it. Too the Disney servers.
>>14770882All artists do porn. It teaches anatomy, complex motion, two figures interacting.
>>14770871>how can this smile be protected?only by her best friend
>>14770882What I want to see is that unreleased handholding footage.
>>14770871Acquisitions will bring the fox's smile
>>14770948Handholding will bring the smile tenfold
>>14770988It also keeps her from picking your pocket.
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>>14765915Sorry it's unfinished, i'm getting kicked out of the room
>>14771007She can't pick your pockets if you don't have any.
>>14771039Gonna need an edit here boss
>>14771070That's not handholding, anon.
>>14771077which is why you always meet her naked.
>>14771116Why naked? She's not going to satisfy your desires.
>>14771116what a coincidence, shes naked too!
>>14771156She might if the price is right. Any job for the coin.But at any rate, it's best not to approach a thief with anything to lose.
>>14771170>subtle nipplesI like that.
>>14771185But what if you're a mammal with nothing to lose also?>inb4 arma
>>14771170I hope those are raviolis on the table.
>>14771259They're Tide pods she was planning on eating... she is a dumb fox after all.
>>14771259Remmy carries around magnum condoms that he uses for his massive dong
>>14763018Source?
>>14771295Remmy has to pick up the scraps.Al uses the AL system.A - Apply charm.L - Love unconditionally forever.
>>14771331much better than the Ozzy systemO - Only go after straight guysD - Die aloneIts OD cuz thats how hes gonna die
>>14771381Not quite as successful as the WOLTER strategy.W - WeedO - Oll the weedL - LubricateT - Treat women like brosE - Eat out (practice on nearest available female)R - ReproduceOnce you're in, you're golden.
>>14771331>>14771381I like the CHARLIE systemC- Con themH- Surprise them by leaving before they expect it
>>14771331>>14771381>>14771463>>14771498Acronyms? More like...Packronyms!
>>14771498The BETTY plan is foolproof.B - Break inE - EnterT - Take them to the bedT - Take them on the bedY - Yes, you have sexed
>>14771537Carlos get the fuck out right now
>>14771605Sure! Just tell me where you keep it.
lads i think im in love with Anneke
>>14771689Get someone better
>>14770931>handholding
>>14767488Great show Comic!I must say, I noticed you said "unless we had someone pegging us", that's a Freudian slip if I ever heard one.
>>14771014>>14771023
>>14771689Hope you like oily fur, cheetoh dusty handjobs and crotchless panties made with safety scissors.
>ywn be scent-marked by finnick
>>14771747>implying a nanofox can reach that high
>>14771771one could lie on the floor
>>14771689dope
>>14771747>finnick will never scent mark anybody forever because he won't let anybody get close
>>14771791>implying he'd have any range whatsoever>implying the weakest breeze wouldn't easily deflect his efforts
>>14771747If you have ever been around a real life fox, you would know how bad of an idea that is. t. ws poster
>>14771799>>14771832:(
I want to punt Marty like a football
>>14771868You've gotta face facts anon. Finnick is 2smol.
>>14771868>You've gotta face facts anon. Finnick is 2cold.
>>14771903I want to use Marty as a water tube toy.
facts schmactsits like a wise anon (me) once said, everyone is gay until proven guilty
>>14767488Can’t wait for a RobC TC
>>14771707is this new content?
>>14769041>>14769073>>14769291>>14769653> Flight Of The Navigator, The Last Starfighter, Big Trouble In Little Chinaassuming i find them, is Tuesday alright with you ?Also>>14768719Zootopia will be on 10 minutes here!http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ejM5AbmAubAhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/ejM5AbmAubAhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/ejM5AbmAubA
>>14771957How do we prove they're guilty? Do we throw them off a building?
>>14771978Really old content, actually. From these threads.(I don't have the source, sorry)
>>14771991Hell ya! Would love to watch all of those but especially Big Trouble Little China with cool duders!
>>14769778>I really wish the littlest hustlers would get more in the way of fleshing outI hope you don't regret it
Page 10! Man the lifeboats! Kits badgers and skunkers first!>>14772018>>14772018>>14772018
>>14772028It's okay, the foxe is just cryogenically frozen. They'll be defrosted in the year 2088.
Hey.Yes, you.Believe in yourself.
>>14772066>They'll be defrosted in the year 2088.When they find a cure for the gay
>>14771999See if they float.
>>14772094im gonna marry Remmy!
>>14772094Don't tell me what to do, sluglord.
>>14772116Oh they float.They float.They all float.
>>14770242>>14770377uuuugh Akella's so fucking skilledI need to practice more often so I can get that good, holy shit
>>14772116>>14772172I wanna float too!
>>14771689
>>14772334You'll float after you get filled to the brim
>>14772334You'll float alrighton my dick, that is
>>14771668>this anon will never bring you the fuck
>>14772374
>>14772094Thanks, anon! I needed the final push to hang myself.See you on the other side, faggots.
>>14772660bruh at least have the courtesy to bring me along with you
