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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: War Buns Edition

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dabs
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>>14752032
FREE BOBBY SHMURDA
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French press vs drip brewer, which makes a better cuppa?
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>>14751965
A female hare who lives near Tundra Gate. I think she'll be unemployed.
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>>14752075
Drip.
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>>14752032
Why is the Previous TT theme still there?
It's long past relevancy at this point.
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evening
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reshilling my late TT submission: The Pseudodragon

Join Nick and Judy as they venture deep into the Weald to hunt a dangerous monster!

>https://archiveofourown.org/works/14083119
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>>14752075
French Press gives you a full bodied cup, while drip gives you a cleaner taste that has more of the flavors of the specific coffee.
It comes down to personal preference. Bean quality and technique are bigger factors in what makes a good cup, brewing method boils down to personal preference.
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and with that I'm off to bed, lads. have a good night/day!
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>>14752194
Goodnight!
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>>14752194
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>14752194
Have a good sleep
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>>14752194
thanks, i won't
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>>14752190
Water also plays a role in a good cup that some people don't notice. If your tap water is heavily chlorinated it'll taste funky and its best to buy a filter.
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>>14752270
Water temperature when mixing with the grounds plays part too. Too hot and it scalds the coffee, giving it a burned taste. Too cold and it doesn't brew properly. Cold brew is fine, but it takes a while.
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golly gee I sure love gay
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>>14752194
Sleep tight Ladder.
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>>14752270
Doesn't boiling the water remove that?
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>>14752336
Nope, but if you've been boiling your tap water to make coffee and it tastes fine then its probably not a problem. Some places have tap water that tastes just as good or better than the stuff that comes from a bottle. Mine tastes like it was mopped of the floor of a public pool so I filter it.
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>>14752270
What types of filters remove chlorine?
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>>14752469
Brita filters work just fine. Its what I use.
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>>14752469
Charcoal will, if you want to go real low tech.
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ztg talkin about water filtration
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>>14752541
bubblebun
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Talking about coffee, it would still be very cool to see designs for coffee shops from all the different districts.
Sahara Square could have traditional turkish salon, maybe there's a bat cafe in the Rainforest District that serves vacuum coffees or pour overs, and I bet cold brew is popular in Tundra Town.
Are espressos popular in Nocturnal District?
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>>14752630
The rainforest district is probably the biggest concentration of coffee snobs short of downtown since the beans are most likely grown locally.
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>>14752699
That's a great point. I never thought of that.
And considering the size of mammals, you could even grow your own beans and be your own local roaster.
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>>14752699
And they have civets like Rob to "process" the coffee beans.
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>>14752711
A work force of rodents tending to coffee beans with their tiny cute little paws and hatchets..
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>>14752762
Literally hand roasting every bean individually to perfection.

A cup of mouse coffee must be a hugely expensive luxury for a large mammal.
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>>14752817
They could even chip beans to uniform grounds
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>>14752711
They'd definitely be perfectionistic enough to use vacuum brewers. The more classy coffeehouses have their own farms where they grow beans, roast them in-house and brew each cup to order.

>>14752737
It's both a fetish and a viable career.
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>>14752737
Wouldn't sapient Civets just put it on a basket rather than eat the coffee?
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>>14753028
It's gotta pass though their digestive tract to get that tube-ass flavor.
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>>14753058
>tube-ass flavor
How much money do you think NAH pays in coffee every month? Or does he have a tube to get it right from the source?
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>>14753113
please end this meme, that yeen isn't the only one who likes tubes.
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>>14753113
He has a bunch of tubes in his harem, and he's probably not too picky about it being from a genuine civet, so I bet he gets it from the source.
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>>14752737
>the civets can also produce milk
nice coffee maker
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>>14753113
I wish I had a personal tube to shit coffeebeans into my mouth every morning.
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>>14753208
"milk"
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>>14753058
>A pred in a tailored suit steps into a Rainforest District coffee shop, checking his watch and signalling the barrista
>"Mr Orson! Rob is just fetching your roast order now."
>The civet in question steps out from behind a door marked "employees only" with a cooler in his paws.
>The barrista gives him a professional smile and pushes him the cup of freshly brewed complimentary java. "Looks like he just finished up a fresh batch."
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>>14753266
I bet Rob hates those days the coffee shop sells a lot of coffee.
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>>14753316
>"No sir, I'm sorry, we're not taking any more roast orders today. I'm afraid our roast-master has prolapsed his entire rectum."
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>>14753442
Luckily the neighborhood urgent care clinic has a lot of experience in fixing prolapsed tube rectums, since tube often bite off more than they can chew in terms of dicks.
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>>14753576
Tubes are in a constant state of turning inside out and rightside in again.
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Who are the "main" main characters in Pack Street?
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>>14753615
>that collar on Charlie

Wow, that's... actually more depressing that I would have thought.
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>>14753615
The apartment building.
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Did anyone else write a lewd based on weaver's Timber posts?
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>>14753669
Slut, he takes just about anyone and everyone at a time and doesn't say a word.
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Doe becomes a doe.
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>>14753785
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>>14753785
>>14753819
more
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>>14753720
*slow nod*
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>>14753898
More of the rabbits? Or my drawings?

Because I can do more of the rabbits tomorrow, as well as the beaver/otter couple.
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>>14751520
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>>14754340
Sydney is me
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>>14754340
This is fucking adorable.

>"CLOTHES" on can
>Artemis buys clothes at the soup store
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>>14754340
>>14754412
MMM clothes flavored soup, my favorite!
You just can't beat that cotton flavor.
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>>14754412
I think Nobby was having a Warhol moment.
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>>14754455
>>14754441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqbKEqzsAI
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>>14754340
>filename
Sydney's a cat, she would know
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Goodnight /ZTG/
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>>14754340
ha!
>>14754482
HA!
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>>14754528
Sleep well bun bun

>>14751456
Charlie dressed like a teen and break-dancing to escape the cops notice please.
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>>14754340
Hey Nobb, still taking requests?
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I know this is kind of late, but it's Saturday night, so we all have an excuse, especially me! It also only take a few minutes--that's right, it's the 5/5 GREENTEXT CHALLENGE! Rules and new prompts below, with a bonus: give me objects and emotions that you'd like to see!

RULES:
>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt

>First digit chooses your object
>Second digit chooses your emotion
>Free Choices are picked from the listed options

>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object

>Maximum five minutes to write
>Maximum of five lines

>OBJECTS:

1. Knife
2. Crayon
3. Rose
4. CD
5. Ring
6. Watch
7. Coffee
8. Locket
9. Pen
0. Free Choice

>EMOTIONS:

1. Resentment
2. Loneliness
3. Shame
4. Anger
5. Envy
6. Boredom
7. Amazement
8. Shock
9. Nervousness
0. Free Choice

ARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have more than five minutes, though.
HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
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>>14754412
>>14754441
>>14754455
>>14754455
A good meme is hard to find.
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>>14754568
Thanks!
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>>14754749
Am I on a roll?
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>>14754787
Looks like Artemis had the underwear flavor, what a lewd little dude.
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>>14754812
Ah, the subtleties of art.
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I'm happy to say we have a stapled time for GTT! DoeAnon, Tangerine and Visiti will be reading your greens at 12PM PST!

I can't wait for it, so I'm going to go to bed early to prepare for it.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope your cans of clothes come pre-pressed and fitted.
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>>14754836
Sleep well bun bun
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>>14754340
Could you draw Al licking cum off his fingers after he fapped?
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>>14754808
Free choice, Locket.
Shock.
>It had been an emotional day but Nick's stoicism made sure that no one saw anything get to him at the funeral.
>Nick and Judy entered his mother's apartment to begin cleaning up, Judy placing items from the bedroom dresser into a box.
>"This is a beautiful locket" said judy admiringly, "and who's this?"
>Nick looked at the locket his mother wore every day, laying open in Judy's paw, he never knew it opened.
>Nick looked at the FOUR heads in the picture, he had a SISTER!
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>>14754836
Hmm, 6am for me, may have to listen to the recording.
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>>14754749
Let's-a go!
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>>14751556
>>14751569
>>14751690
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>>14755171
>Only Pandora gets to touch
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>>14755171
>"...Alright, only a little touching. But too much, and you owe me dinner."
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>>14755190
>Wolter
FTFY

>>14755199
>Remmy only looks at it.
"Okay, that's it!"
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>>14755190
>not Betty
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>>14755171
Could you draw Betty, bent over table in roughly this position, tail raised, showing off her godly ass?
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>>14755218
Wolter had more than a touch
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>>14754749
roll
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>>14755046
>After half an hour of waiting at his office and the clasic drowsiness came down on him, the giraffe decided to listen to some music
>Being the manager of a warehouse and storing facility came in handy whenever expiration dates came and anything inside was free to buy or take for himself
>Outdated as it was, he liked the portatile cd player he found in one of the oldest boxes.
>Problem was, he acidentally brought "learn hipponese vol 4" and His friend called to say they were on their way and he should wait a few minutes.
>"Sarah, if you are reading this note please tell me the hour when i wake up so i know how long was i asleep, and you pay for the coffee"
Boredom cd player.
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Due to popular demand, but since there's no more room for any more girls in the cast, Ozzy is now a lesbian
That's double the representation in one!
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>>14755171
If you are still taking requests, how about Judy fingering Nick?
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>>14755542
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>>14755171
Hey, I've got something of an unusual request.
Could you draw a stag like this, sitting at the edge of the bed, after sex, half-flaccid cum-covered cock dangling between his legs, while he's lighting up a cig?
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>>14755277
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>>14755542
>ブンブンブン
SFX: bun bun bun (Tail wagging)

>おっ
Nick: "Oh"

>ニンジン!
Nick: "Carrots!"
>ニック
Judy: "Nick"
>非番
Off-duty

>どうしたの わあ!?
Judy: "What's going on WAAH!?"
>ハロー俺のかわいこちゃん!今日もカワイイな!
Nick: "HELLO MY CUTE LIL' BUN! CUTE TODAY AS WELL, I SEE!"
>ちょっと!おろしなさ・・・
Judy: "HOLD ON! PLEASE PUT ME DOW..."
>ひょいっ
SFX: HYOI (Judy being lifted up)

>>14755551
>にっこー
WIDE SMIIILE

>・・・・・・もう!仕方のない子!
Judy: "...... Geez! You just can't help it!"

>まったくもう、カワイイのはどっちかしら!
>・・・で?何があったの?
Judy: "Good grief, which one of us is the cute one, I wonder!
... So? Do you have something to say?'
>キスが嬉しすぎて忘れちまったよ!
Nick: "I was so happy from the kiss that I forgot!"
>ええっ?!
Judy: "EEH?!"
>ウソウソ、それがさ・・・
Nick: "Just kidding, that was..."
TN: ウソウソ can mean either "just kidding" or "to aimlessly wander/loiter" and I'm not 100% sure which one's actually being used here, considering how the comic starts. The current translation is more of a guess based on context.
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no
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>>14755786
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>>14755798
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here's one for anon for helping me think of a dnd name
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Remmys fluffy butt
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>>14755960
Ho-lee-shit
10/10 nobby
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>>14755960
>>14755960

Betty/10

Awesome! Thank you so much!

What name btw?
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>>14755960
wait no
this one was for >>14755248
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>>14755634
Nice. I do like BH's zoot art.
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>>14755960
Good fucking lord
>"Cormo" at the end of the bed
Remmy is gonna need a new bed after tonight
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>>14755997
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>>14755960
Betty's looking fine as ever!

Remmy you lucky bastard...
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>>14755960
You play D&D?
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>>14755960
Bootylicious was coined for this
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>>14756050
gonna play my first game next week, I've got a firbolg bard girl named Reigh Ana
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>>14756072
Hey, neat. What edition?
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>>14756080
I think 5e
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>>14755786
>ニーック
Judy: "NIIIICK"
>どーん
SFX: DOOON (WHUMP)

>ニーック
Judy: "NIIICK"
>どすー
SFX: DOSU (DOFF)

>なにか対策をとったほうがいいんじゃないは?ワイルド
Someone off-screen: "Wouldn't it be better if you took some sort of countermeasure? Wilde"
>・・・・・・オレもそう思う
Nick: "...... I'm thinking the same thing"

>ニック!
Judy: "NICK!"
>だっ
SFX: DA (dashing)

>・・・ニンジン
Nick: "... Carrots"

>>14755798
>サッ
SFX: sa (*shff*; moving to get into position)

>ぱあ
SFX: PAA ( her mouth quickly opening in happiness)

>ぴょい
SFX: PYOI (BOING)
>ガシッ
SFX: GASHI (GRAB)

>くるーん
SFX: kuruuun (spinning)
>よっ
Nick: "Yo"
>きゃ~
Judy: "Kya~"

>>14755806
>とんっ
SFX: ton (setting Judy down)

>そうだろ?
Nick: "Like that, right?"
>さすがだわニック!
Judy: "Just like I thought, Nick!"

>避けろよ・・・
Both of those background characters: "Just dodge it..." (TN: this line is kind of wonky because technically it only says "avoid..." but I think they mean that, rather than catching her when she jumps, it'd be better for him to just avoid her pounce entirely)
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>>14756011
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>>14756091
NERRRRRD!
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>>14756091
5e's a really solid game for introducing people to the hobby, I hope you have fun, Nobby
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>>14755171
Draw this but with Al and Velvet
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>>14756024
Nobby?
Why have you never told us you played Willy Wonka in the Tom and Jerry movie?
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>>14755171
Not sure if your requesting or not but if you are you could you draw Marty having sex with Remmy's ear who is sleeping?
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>>14755449

>>14756469
bro
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>>14756525
this is so lovely nobbo!
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>>14756525
>filename
I dindu gedit
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>>14756701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pN8TvupNn4
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>>14756525
Omg, this is nice!
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>>14756963
>no lewds this week
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>>14756967
For a second there I thought Jack's tail was Jude's bulge and was terrified
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>>14756963
>pineapple on pizza

Those tears are well deserved.
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Slightly tipsy drawings available, please keep requests simple
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>>14756963

damn itty these are good
>dat pineapple on pizza
kek
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>>14756979
Jack was good at cucking
little did he know, he was about to be cocked
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>>14756986
jack savage and anger
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>>14756986
Your koala watching his favorite show.
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>>14754749
Rolling
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>>14757005
First draw done
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>>14757307
Nicely done buddyYouve improves a lot
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>>14757331
More like I got better at finding decent references.
But nah thanks, I can kinda notice the improvement.
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>>14757307
>>14756986

How about happy Finnick to contrast cuckbun
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I need Reply
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>>14757275
>Coffee
>Envy

>Nick had never really had trouble getting up in the morning; he learned through his hustles that the earlier he woke up, the more money he could make.
>Then he decided to make the best (most stupid) decision in his whole life by joining the ZPD.
>Now he worked random hours, sometimes coming in before the sun even rises, and sometimes staying just as it comes up.
>This was one of those times; it was six in the morning, he was on a tram to the ZPD, and had no time to stop off for coffee.
>Apparently unlike every single other mammal on this ride, with a delicious cup of joe in their hands.
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There’s this new Disney game where they look like eggs. Might be Japan only, anyone know anything about it?
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>>14757363
Foxxo being spaghettified as it reaches a blackhole's apparent horizon
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>>14757381
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>>14757389
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>>14757394
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>>14757323
>>14757327
>Translated last thread

>おしりばっかり見てる人はお注射しますよ
Judy: "People who are only looking at butts get an injection"
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>>14756963
Poor Pals.

They have so little clue why people like pineapple on pizza, they have no idea how to even prepare it.

>Thanks for taking my request.
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>>14757418
Wait shit, not only messed up the quoting but also messed up the translation

>>14757338
>おしりばっかり見てる人はお注射しますよ
Judy: "The person only looking at my butt will be giving the injection"
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aight, I think that's all for now
gn
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>>14757129
Second draw complete, not sure if I have time for the last one but I'll give it a go
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>>14757588
https://kyukyu9q.tumblr.com/ for the first five on that list
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>>14757599
thanks
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Ey guys, real depressed.
Can someone dump some old Gud, please?
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>>14757675
Here ya go anon, hope ya feel better
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>>14757675
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>>14757387
Truely, a strange 'event'.
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Captain Shill here with the newest chapter to my obnoxiously long greentext.
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>>14757942

And chapter 4.

I will be glad for any feedback.
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anyone got that picture with Nick and Violet where V is making the "I'm keeping my eye on you" gesture and Nick looks displeased?
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>>14758005
I gotchu
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>>14758005
>>14758061
And here is one by IBKT
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>>14758061
>>14758067
thanks senpai
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>>14758248
>*teleports behind u*
psst nothin' personal, jack
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>>14758248
Eyy, it's my favourite okapi. How's your weekend going?
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今日散歩してたら菜の花摘んでるご夫婦見かけた
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>>14758286
>Trying to talk to it
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>>14758248
ayyy reply, think you could something out of pic related?
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>>14758302
shhh, you'll scare it off
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>>14758248
REPLY I NEED ALL YOUR ART BUT WAS AWAY, TUMBLR UPDATE WHEN
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>>14758320
OH MY GOD THIS

or could you dump your stuff in an archive somewhere because even the booru doesn't have everything?
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>>14758291
>ごそっ
SFX: goso (grabbing it all at once)

>菜の花の芽はゆでると食べられるわ
Judy: "You can eat the buds of rape blossoms once you boil them"
>草食
HERBIVORE
>手伝おうか?
Nick: "Need some help?"

>今日散歩してたら菜の花摘んでるご夫婦見かけた
I saw a married couple plucking rape blossoms while I was walking today.
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>>14758351
>rape blossoms
For a second I had to double check if this was a thing.
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>>14758340
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>>14758463
Thanks Reply.
I'd hug you, if you weren't a smelly hoofer
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I'm back thread. 2 weeks without zoot.

Where's the gay? 2 weeks worth of gay to be exact!
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>>14758715
It left with you anon.
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>>14758715
I hope you get aids, faggot
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>>14758715
Turns out you're the only one who's actually gay
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>>14758742
>>14758745

Why is this thread so homophobic?
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>>14754749
Rollan 1/5
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>>14757487
This is awesome! Thanks Slothu!
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>>14758828
>Crayon
>Shock

>To Judy's surprise, Nick was far better at school visits than she was.
>She was good at keeping children fed and safe, as were most rabbits that has families of the size she did, but Nick knew how to talk to them, get them excited, get them imagining.
>There were things he wasn't ready for, though, like the impact that a proud police officer could have on starry-eyed children.
>When the young fox boy came dashing over to him, holding up a picture of him filled with all the exuberance of youth, Nick went almost ramrod still before taking it, oh so gently, and promising that it would earn a place of honor.
>When Judy saw it hanging from his fridge two days later, she didn't say a word.
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>>14756967
thanks!
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>>14758715
People who draw gay are braver than any U.S. marine
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>>14754749
Rollan 2/5
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>>14758778
because you force your gay on Nick, not letting him fuck his bun. Nobody complains of "no-homo" homo cc lewds
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>>14758904
Where did I once mentioned Nick? I only said gay.
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>>14758886
>Locket
>Boredom

>Judy was never far from Nick's heart.
>Literally.
>There was a picture of her embedded in a piece of jewelry that he wore virtually everywhere; it would be literally, if he was allowed to wear it on duty.
>Any time he got angry, or sad, or just plain lonely all he had to do was run his fingers over the smooth metal to bring a smile to his face.
>Even when he was busy doing nothing while waiting for some paperwork that should have shown up forty-five minutes ago at the job that she had asked him to take up.
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>>14758904
But gays do want him with his bun
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>>14758897
Source?
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>>14758778
why are you such an obnoxious faggot?
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>>14758715
Other than the usual suspects, like Nobby, Fuel, and Numbers, I don't really know who else draws gay
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>>14754749
Rollan 3/5
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>>14758961
>Watch
>Resentment

>Nick didn't realize how much he relied on his phone until it was lost in the line of duty.
>Thank god for Judy, who on a normal day would swing by and pick him up on the way to work, but today had managed to get him up and running before they were both late.
>He still needed to be able to keep time, however, so he'd quickly dug around some of the old boxes in his closet for something.
>What he'd found had turned his stomach, but he strapped it onto his wrist out of necessity.
>It was the last gift his old man had given him before he was gone, and it had been ticking on without him for nearly twenty years, counting down until he came home; a time that would never come.
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>>14754749
Rollan 4/5
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>>14758914
Doesnt sound like Nick to me. He's not an overly sentimental guy
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Can i get some good morning draw requests?
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>>14759019
Some gay please
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>>14759005
>Free Choice: Ring
>Envy

>Nick was a romantic, surprising most of the Hopps household.
>He made an event of his proposal, joking that he had to make up for the plain gold band.
>Judy, not one for ostentation, didn't care one whit.
>There were dozens of young rabbit girls that sighed, their eyes practically turning green as their sister made the rounds, showing off what now adorned her finger.
>Already, plans were circulating the burrow to make subtle queries about Nick's family situation.
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>>14759009
>Kept the ranger scout neckerchief
>Kept the pen
>Literally wears shirts with the same design as his childhood home wallpaper

I mean, I can't control what it sounds like to you, but you're wrong.
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>>14759019
Sleepy, scruffy Nick putting on his pre-tied tie in the morning
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>>14754749
rolling
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>>14759091
>no lesbian sex
Bad move, Reply
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>>14759078
>Coffee
>Shock

>Judy could see her unnaturally wide open eyes, wavy reflection in the pitch-black darkness of the overflowing coffee mug making her stare appear even more blank than it actually was
>Her hands trembling, she didn't notice the discomfort of scorchingly hot liquid overflowing, staining her fingers with dark marks
>She felt a careful touch on her shoulder and a familiar comforting voice behind her
>"Come on, Carrots. Let's go."
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>>14754749
rolling
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>>14754749
Rollan 5/5
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>>14759169
>Watch
>Nervousness

>A young jaguar paced behind a bar, scratching his neck and tugging at the new addition there.
>He checked his watch for what must have been the tenth time in as many minutes, and eyed the door.
>"Hey. Hey! New guy! No, down here."
>After scanning the room, he looked down at the bar, and after a moment of surprise, bent and craned one ear in the direction of the mouse standing there.
>"Calm down, guy, everyone who comes here is pretty chill. You're gonna do fine."
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>>14759167
There's a million things I haven't done but- I don't want you to be one of them~!

This will be my next great pick up line.
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>>14756333
>Velvet sticking her hoof thumb in Al's dog hole.
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Whose read it? Because god fucking damn I love it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12833661/1/Burrow
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>Watch
>Amazement

>The old rabbit shuffled closer to Nick, steps heavy under the weight of years
>He could never quite shake off the feeling of discomfort when Otto was around - it wasn't for his old-fashioned prejudice or difficult character
>In fact, Pop-pops was one of the first to of the Hoppses to accept Nick into the family provide him with invaluable life advice he didn't have a chance to get in his early years
>But the discomfort remained - he always felt like a schoolboy in Otto's presence, almost having to remind himself not to turn his ears back every time he talked to him, so when he reached into his inner pocket Nick's eyes widened
>"This is yours, son." - Otto let himself to smile as he watched the fox who was looked mesmerised by the gift before turning around, leaving the shiny vintage pocket watch quietly ticking in Nick's paws
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>>14759241
I'm reading it. CDNCrow is pretty great, I like their stuff a lot.
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>>14759275
Just finished caught up on the last two chapters, man I can't wait for the next one, is all his stuff that good? Cause I might just binge him right now.
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>>14754749
Spoof Rolling

HARD MODE: ENGAGED
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>>14759239
Please don't call it that.
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>>14759239
I was 60% sure that he would draw it that way when I requested it.
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>>14759296
His stuff is all good, with a few exceptions where he (in my opinion) stumbles, but he's still absolutely worth the read.
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>>14759341
Call what what, anon?
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>ywn have a cutie deer like this.
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>>14759409
Not with that attitude
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>>14759477
it looks positively gaye
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>>14759556
If by that you mean "heterosexual and happy" you're absolutely right
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>>14759573
>Heterosexual
>Happy
Pick one
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>>14759590
Married couples are regularly reported as being happier than singles
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>>14759609
this and marriage is a union between a man and a woman, gays can't marry, everybody knows that.
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>>14755960
Jesuis CHRIST!
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>>14759643
Factually, objectively wrong
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>>14759650
You are Christ?
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>>14759677
I might as well be because I'm about to go into a cave and not come out for three days!
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>>14759652
nice opinion
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Hypothetically, if I were to draw two gay boys, who should they be?
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>>14756525
Awesome, thanks Nobby!
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>>14759822
Me and you.
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>>14759920
A-Anon-kun...!
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>>14755960
>>14759080
>>14759087
>>14759091
fucking love you reply and nobby
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>>14757933
>>14757938
>>14757942
>>14757951
Heya buddy! This IS long!

Its so long that I was thinking of having a smaller GTT dedicated to reading all of them, rather than have multiple GTTs with different guests reading them. That would mean waiting a bit longer, but then I could invite Smug and someone else to check them out. Would that be okay?
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>>14759091
>Charlie finally learns the importance of knocking
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>>14758882
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fellas,
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>>14759960
>Would that be okay?

Hey,
That sounds really great! But even though I love the idea, it is your choice if you want to go the extra step.
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>>14760407
I'm taking an extra step.
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>>14760497
When’s the last time someone took an extra step for you
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>>14760509
I took a Zuber Pedestrian and the elephant carrying me brought me to the storefront rather than dropping me off at the curb. That's like, three or four extra steps.
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always wanted chopping board from zootopia
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or wrongly colored egg decorations
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>>14760575
only japan will make zootopia merchandise
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>>14760677
imagine if Nick farted while stuck in there with Judy
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>>14760877
haha
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>>14760877
I will not
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>>14760877
>"Well it looks like someone's not getting his grilled cheese."
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>>14761131
That's okay, he has Finnick, Skye, Jack, or Honey to grill cheeses for him.
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>>14761131
>"I'll show you cheese" *whips out dick*
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>>14761152
>"Dammit, I forgot, I went to the Otterwash this morning."
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>>14761147
Imagine if we got Zootopia 2, but it was just the story of how Gideon became a successful baker.
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>>14761253
wouldn't be bad but Byron said he want Judy and Nick to solve more cases, so qe might see Gideon's background on other media, maybe a short, who knows.
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>>14760677
even china gave up, and they loved the movie
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>>14761297
Maybe they will have to investigate Gideon due to disturbing reports about the contents of his meat pies.
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>>14761253
It should be about that this kid becoming an actuary
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>>14761147
What if 2ootopia, but everyone is Gideon?
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>>14760677
>Nick and Judy are stuck in a container. There's no space to move, and she's forced to sit on his lap.
>She can feel his dick getting harder by the second.
>They haven't said a thing, but she knows that he knows that she knows, given that smug, arrogant grin on his punchable face.
>The heat of it is bearable, but when she starts feeling it throb, she snaps. "Just whip it out and get it over with, Nick!"
>And he does just that.
>Given her position, there's no way she can't see it.
>It just flops out of his pants, between her thighs, and slaps against her stomach.
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>>14761580
I floated that idea with another CC once.
It got kinda convoluted and weird.
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>>14761575
That's decadent, carrots
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>>14761631
I liked the elephant cafe idea
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>>14761575
V-vore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dUJhESSajk
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>>14761605
Okay but why though?
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>>14761785
"try everything nick"
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>>14761605
Always knew Judy was the dominant one in the sack
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>>14761785
gay foxe
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>>14761796
Shit looks painful...
>>14761858
No
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>>14761869
Actually makes shit easier. Unbungs ya like a charm.
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why are foxe so gay
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>>14761785
Because Nobby doesn't know how to draw straight couples without femdom or crossdressing.
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>>14761912
I hope he never learns then desu
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I refuse to believe pegging cab feel anywhere near that good...
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>>14762189
prostates are finicky
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>>14762189
its pretty good. different. dont do it always but sometimes i prefer pegging than fucking, sometimes i prefer fucking than pegging
you cum a fuckton, and hard
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>>14762189
The prostate is the magic lamp, and rubbing it the right way can bring a world of pleasure. But it's hidden deep inside the Cave of Wonders, and you must be brave to find it.
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i wish i wasn't so afraid of expressing myself
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>>14761592
please continue kind Anon
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>>14762189
The thing about it is that no matter how hetero you are, massaging the prostate will make you cum hard. It's not entirely a gay thing unless you get hard at the though of a dude doing you.
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>>14761893

"I got the magic stick~!"

>Nick.

"Now see me do a magic trick~!"

>Nick!

"You might feel a "tiny" prick~!"

>NICK! MY PARENTS ARE HERE!

"...Oh..."

>...

"...Hi, my name is Nick~!"
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>>14761785
In case you havent figured it out, nobby is a huge fag
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>>14762564
>>14762251
The prostate is a myth created by gays to entice good christians to try their deviant lifestyle
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>>14762730
Everyone knows that anal doesn't count as sex, so good christians can poke each other in the pooper all they want and still go to heaven.
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>>14762249
>>14762216
>>14762251
>>14762564
Keeping in mind
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>>14762388
Hey, thats a good start!
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Hello everybody!

Greentext Theater will begin in about 30 minutes! Doe, Visiti and Tangerine will be reading your greens!

Until then, come on in and enjoy some music!

https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon
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>>14762781
>Everyone knows that anal doesn't count as sex
You never historied before have you?

The only sex that didn't count was lesbian, as long as they didn't use any phalic object.

There is a pretty word for ya: Sodomy
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>>14762977
new bred
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>>14762895
Visti can read?
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>>14762977
>>14762977
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>>14763006
???
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>>14763006
no, he had somebody type his name for him and keeps in a notepad file so he can CTRL+F for it in threads
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>>14763006
no because he is blind.
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>>14758248
This is awesome Reply, thank you



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