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first for good night /ztg/
>>12939181I needed this.
its okay to be gay!
>>12939238Boys kissing girls shall rule the world!
Okay, TT green, take two. >"Hey, you! You, bunny, I'm talkin' to you!">With her normal train out of service, Judy had been forced to shuffle from bus to bus, walking through parts of the city she had never been. Not even while on the beat. Though some might find the reality of walking down an unknown street discomforting, the combination of Judy's police training and her naive belief in the good of everybody kept her calm.>"I'm talkin' to you, bunny! I know you want this; I can smell it on you.">That last line piqued her interest. Judy turned and scooted past a passerby or two as she backtracked to the street seller.>"All right. You say you can smell it on me. What is it you've got that you know I want?">The skunk clapped his paws together and grinned. "Knew I'd hook you. You're easy, I know it. You got fox written all over you.">He nonchalantly looked around before leaning back to snag a briefcase from behind a beat-up trash can. He popped the locks, swung it open, then the whole thing around for Judy to see.>"Looks like a bunch of water," Judy said, carefully appraising the dozens of little vials. Thanks but no thanks. I've got a faucet at home.">"Nah, sister, check this out." The skunk plucked a single vial from the rest and opened it. He used his free paw to waft a bit towards Judy's snout. "Smell that?">There was something barely discernible she got the first time, something that reminded her of Nick.>She took another slow sniff, and could only vaguely place the generic scent of a fox, but there was something off about it. It wasn't just an identifying scent; there was something just barely noticeable to Judy, something that her bunny brain recognized but couldn't make heads or tails of.>Judy looked expectantly at the skunk. "I'm waiting.">"Fox pheromones, rabbit! You reek of todd, way too much for him to be a passing acquaintance. Get a bit of this and he'll go nuts for you."
>>12939305>Well, off-duty or not, a cop is always a cop, and street pharmaceuticals are a big no-no. "You know I'm a cop, right?">The skunk was unfazed. "Ain't like we squeeze actual vixens, sister. This is synthetic fox pheromone made from all natural ingredients for any mammal looking to specifically grab any todd's attention. Besides, check this: got a business license for it.">The little slip of paper was all too familiar to Judy, who only needed a moment's glance at it before the skunk crumpled it up back into his pocket. He was about to say something else before something excitedly caught his eye. "Watch this, bunny.">A young fox happened down the sidewalk, gabbing on his phone. "Hey, sir! Mister fox! Over here, please, a moment of your time. Just trying to demonstrate something for this bunny here. Give this a whiff, will you?">He looked disdainfully at the little sales-skunk, but obliged him. He took one quick smell, then another, deeper inhalation, looking for all the world as if he'd willingly drown himself in the scent, oxygen be damned.>"Smells good, yeah?">He shook himself free from his stupor. "It's okay," he coyly said. >Judy had had Nick teach her a few things to look out for involving tricks and scams. She thought to try and see if the two were partners, maybe catch the skunk flat-footed. "So what's the skunk's name?" she asked, hoping to surprise the fox into compromising a possible partnership between he and the skunk.>"Hell if I know, rabbit," the fox curtly said before walking off.>Judy sighed, somewhat unsatisfied. The fox's reaction seemed authentic enough, but she couldn't shake the feeling of a hustle. By luck, another young fox -- maybe a teenager-- was across the street heading the opposite direction. She flagged him down for help and he had the same reaction to the skunk's supposed synthetic fox pheromones. That was good enough for her; no way some random fox she grabbed could be a partner.>"How much?"
>>12939181Was this before the abortion?Or do they get back together in the sequel?
>>12939320>"One bottle's fifty, but I can see you ain't too convinced. I'll tell you what: you get this first bottle from me for twenty-five, then when you see how well it works, you'll come get another bottle for fifty, yeah?">Judy smirked. "How about twenty, and I don't take too close a look at your business license?">The street-seller pointed at her with a hearty laugh and a nod. "All right, all right, you ain't got such bad business sense yourself. Twenty's fine by me, bunny.">She closed the apartment door behind her and turned in time to see Nick coming out of the kitchenette. He wore a tank-top and exercise shorts, holding a sweaty water bottle in his paws.>"Nick!" She bounded up him and took a small hop to wrap her arms around him. He hugged her back in earnest, and she made a point to nestle her cheeks against the sides of his muzzle.>"How's the day off been, Slick? You bored out of your mind?">Her smile weakened when he pulled away wearing a strange expression. "I've kept myself busy. Just finished lifting. What's that smell, though?">Red flag. "What smell? Like a good smell or...?">"Sort of funky.">"Like a good funky or...?">He eyed him conspicuously, hoisting an eyebrow. "Fluff.">She took the vial out of her pocket, unscrewed the top, and wafted it in his direction. His nose twitched he shied away from the fumes entirely. "Smells like dirty bathwater. Why's it in a vial? Is it evidence?"
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>>1293921610th for good night bunner
>>12939181Then the abortion drama happens :^)
>>12939339>"It's about to be evidence." Judy ground her teeth, something that Nick's ears picked up on. "Evidence in a murder.">She told him what happened, about her train breaking down, about her walk through the side streets of Savannah Central. About the skunk, his offer, and the two foxes.>"You got played. The foxes were probably in on it. You said they were young?">"Yeah. Does that matter?">"Kids don't expect too much money from anything they're in on. They want enough for a candy bar or a drink from the corner store. That skunk probably has kids up and down that street of all kinds of mammals. If you had been a tiger with a sheep boyfriend, I bet he would have had some young ram come by to test his fake sheep pheromones.">"I can't believe I fell for it," Judy said, falling dejectedly into the couch. She chucked the useless vial into the trash from where she sat. "After all the stuff you've taught me.">"Grabbing somebody you thought was random probably sealed it for you. If he was the only seller there, he probably had half the kids on the street working with him.">"I'm such a stupid -- a dumb bunny. That's me.">"You're a lucky bunny," Nick said as he draped his tanktop over her face. Judy inhaled and found the near instant lack of self-control intoxicating. "Because you've got the real stuff right here. How about you follow me into the shower so we can wash that stink off, and we get my stink on you instead?"t. togaedited after the criticism from the other nightBetter? Same? Worse?
>>12939342Is it just me,or does that Bellwether look like a fidget spinner?
>>12939353Same but better! Good job Toga
>"....What are you gonna do with that knife Charlie?"
post slick nick's thick dick
>>12939397Cut the ice cream open. They're packaging it with clamshell now.
>>12939342>That bellwetherAbsolutely fantastic
>>12939397Give Judy an abortion
>>12939428
>>12939353I liked it better before. Especially the ending. Figured the brief shock from “whoops, I may have accidentally just inhaled something deadly” would be reason enough to throw anyone off their game for a couple minutes
>>12939325the abortion comic was a fanfic.
>>12939501This whole thread is a fanfic, your point?
>>12939512ur mum's a fanfic
>>12939492Well dang.
>>12939517
>>12939517REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET
>>12939535Gideon,we need you to banish this bun to the shadow realm down the street please
>TFW thinking about watching Al fuck Velvet>Realize I want to dieIt's weird how you come across thoughts like that.
>>12939305>>12939320>>12939339>>12939353
>>12939557On it, boss.
>>12939579Good job,now go bake a pie for your boyfriend Travis
Who was the worst CC to ever post here?
>>12939812Probably the dude who flipped the fuck out when he was told "there are no domestic cats in Zootopia"
>>12939812armasyll
>>12939822I was just about to say that
>>12939812TE
>>12939577It's strange. I once wondered what it'd be like if Nick had an infinite orgasm. It distracted me more than I thought it would....I'm not gay for Nick. There's no way.
>>12939812TAll he ever makes is shitpost
>>12939823fuck you :v
>>12939896We should lewd him.
Judy sucking dick will never not be hot.
>>12939896i mean you could stay out of MY LILLIES
Nick sucking dick will never not be hot
>Finally have some time to start my Secret Santa thing>Tablet pen just fucking broke>Live out in bumblefuck nowhere so it'll probably take a week to order/receive a new oneKill me
>>12939987He really is the cutest
>>12939982Not youT is the one who makes weekend shitposts
>>12939989draw in blood :v
Any writers taking commissions?
>>12939961>>12939987Except if they've just finished a very cold drink/ ice cream.
*faint bleating*
Any writers willing to do piss?
Checkerpile172.117.241.1Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
>>12940012Someone post that green where Nick fucks some mud for this anon.
>>12939982What if i stayed away from your flowers but saw someone sleeping on them?also it was "T", not ":T"
>>12939848Jesus, anon, how many months has it been now?
>>12940032https://archiveofourown.org/works/11280972/chapters/25232139
>>12940011did anybody else hear that
>>12940091It's just the wind Anon, come back to bed.
>>12940046Well, we both draw, we both shitpost, and I think we're both pine martens.Also I wanted to go by "T," so you can imagine I can get confused sometimes.such is life
>>12940139pretty sure they're a fox
>want to write>have little experience, never read books>want to draw>have little experience, don't have tablet>want to write music>have a decade of experience playing piano, actually have a daw, never mucked with it>can't make it zootopia relatedfucking end me
>>12940139I think T was a fox and i like more :T
>>12940179Start somewhere or suplex yourself.
>>12940179>these excusesshaddup>>12940031>that bellwetherI liked the fidget spinner one better
>>12939982Lillies are the worst flower.
>>12939989If it's just the nib that broke you can make a new one using some grass trimmer line.
>>12940012What you wanting?
>>12940179sounds like you could actually do something with the piano thingzootopia-INSPIRED music counts as content, you knownick and judy's first date's background music? CONTENT music can tell a story as well as words can
How well can one Otterly survive off of a heavily semen inclusive diet?
>>12940179You play piano?We should talk!
>>12940179Anon, I'd not written before coming to this thread, and you fuckers got me writing.You can do it. I believe in you.
>>12940179If you can shitpost on a phone you can write.
>>12940179You're not trying hard enough.Research Disney animal themes, work from there.Dare I say, look up 'Smuffy' zoot theme, break it down, rearrange, find a section of the movie and create a new peice for it.
Also, reshilling for the thread!Join Otterly and Fuel as they talk about content on Talking Content! Also, there are like three cooking videos that I play during this!https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/talking-content-otterly-and-fuel
>>12940220>that bellwether>I liked the fidget spinner one betterwell if you save the other version you can treasure it forever.
>>12940006Ever get a BJ right after someone brushes their teeth? Its nice a nice feeling.
>>12940350not a nice feeling?
>>12939325After the abortion, before pic related.
>>12940179You could do little piano jingles that you think could compliment zoot pictures or greentexts>>12940238It's not the nib that's broken unfortunately, I've got a few spares lying around and they didn't fix it. It rattles when I shake it so I suspect an internal piece I can't get to has come loose somewhere>>12940000But I need that to live
Made a thing again.
>>12940394Patch and...pastebun?
>>12940345
>>12940394Patch has a nice butt
>>12940405always knew patch was a nazi...
>>12940394Jesus christ, Waga, it's like you get noticeably better with every picture
Ohfug, I have to reply to all of these now, don't I?>>12940215>>12940220I'm sorry, man!I'm just really insecure about my abilities is all...>>12940258>>12940276>>12940391I quit a long time ago though, so I'm waayyy out of practice.I doubt I'd mind hopping back into it, but that Zootopia hurdle is gonna be my biggest practical obstacle.I also feel like it would be cheating to to just label some random piano track as a Zootopia fan piece.>>12940277>>12940295I dunno...I'm still afraid of the whole "not getting feedback" I've heard a few writers complaining about.>>12940310What the fluppin' heck is a 'Smuffy'?
>>12940442They were too thicc to be a democracist
>>12940405I've been asking for a random OC or sona, then I ask if lewd or not (they always say lewd), then I ask if solo or with a partner (they always want a partner) and in that case I ask for another OC or sona.>>12940456thanks anon
>>12940473so the other rabbit is pastebun?
>>12940477Yup, as I said, they choose the form of the destructor, I just draw.
>>12940394Damn that's a fine pic mr waga! Patch is a silver fox yes?
>>12940477more like Ex-Nazibun
>>12940419>>12940345>pure evil is a fidget spinner
>>12940477>>12940511check'em
>pastebunoh boy time to shitpost
>>12940522Again.
>>12940394>>12940473>>12940502But the filename says "still a turbo virgin"Isn't that something associated with Tranquil Photon?
Fuck that retard
>>12940509Yes
pastebun advocates for gay conversion therapy
post finnicks
>>12940502isn't that Anneke?
>>12940541Thank you Anon
Pastebun started a White Lives Matter rally in my town.
>>12940557I like Finnick! Little known trivia, did you know Finnick is a really cute fox?
>>12940462If you want feedback, you can ask comicanon, he's always happy to read things.
>>12940442>patchwho the fuck is patch?
>>12940362Typoed. Its a nice feeling. It tingles a bit on my dick if they brush their teeth right before they succ me. Or if they blow their breath on it, its a bit cooler, also very nice. And minty.
>>12940578I'd sell myself to that red fox for a single cigarette
Borba's pussy packs a punch.
Pastebun thinks disabled people should be sterilized at birth
>>12940578>scruffy ball of salt and anger>cute
Pastebun voted for Trump (this one is actually true lmao)
Pastebun likes Skye abuse pics
Pastebun is a babyfur
Pastebun executed Daniel Shaver
Huh. Fanfiction.net is giving me an 503 error. Anyone else also is getting one?
Pastebun sided with the baker
>>12940394Waga you’re getting lewded and I love it
>>12940628Pastebun is a fagget white boi
>>12940578>Dump fox>>12940680Yup, it's ded
Pastebun is the anon who insists Dewey isnt gay
Pastebun is the only one who isn't currently shitting up the thread for no good reason
>>12940715lets aspire to be more like Passtebun#MakeAmericaGreatAgain!!!!
Pastebun is literally covered in dead horses
Pastebun false flags against himself on ztg to get sympathy from the liberal anons who hate him
Pastebun sniffs glue
Pastebun is a white, cis, heterosexual male
Pastebun wants Judy to get the abortion
>>12940536>>12940628I voted for Trump. My biggest problem with him is that he hasn't advanced the cause of the Right hard enough and fast enough. Obamacareless should be totally repealed. Planned Butcherhood should be bankrupted to hell. Etc.And Net Neutrality is unnecessary government. The internet was fine without it before, and it'll be fine without it again.
>>12940741Hey dumbanon can you go?
>>12940759>heterosexual
>>12940770Cool. Can you take politics away from the Zootopia thread?
Pastebun only turned against Trump because he raised his taxes (this is also true lmao)
>>12940807is Michigan his city?
How do I learn to draw
Pastebun let an illegal immigrant stay in his house for a night, then called the cops
>>12940811by complaining about Pastebun
Pastebun shits on beginner artists
>Finally get home after a long day, just want to be comfy for a little while before I go to bed.>Show up just in time for this shit.How far can you go with death threats before it becomes a legal issue?
This kinda shit is why I hardly post anything here anymore.
Pastebun sent death threats to Harvey Weinstein's accusers
>>12940811drawabox.com
>>12940833Feel free to talk to the mods on IRC if you're that concerned.
>>12940833Actually can be charged. Its just that it costs a lot of money to serve someone who does that anonymously online.
Pastebun thinks shitposting about him on an anonymous image board counts as death threats
Pastebun exists
Pastebun is pro-life
>>12940462Smuffy, 'Sly bunny;https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=176s&v=RJjjDvbK_UE
>>12940693>Waga you’re getting lewded and I love it>Waga you’re getting lewdedIs that a threat?
just report the posts. then we can get back to comfy.
>>12940915report what posts?
>>12940907Anon, that's just YTPMV
/pastebun/i;stub:no;
>>12940856>>12940866>>12940875Not really the angle I was going for, but sure.
Spacebubs eet a piss lul
balls luls
alright, shitposting doneim honestly out of ideas
>>12940952Dunno what angle you were going for. You can file a lawsuit against people for submitting death threats online and you can use the lawsuit as a court order to find them.
>>12940961>Meanwhile, in Remmy's room
>>12940933Working on the possibility that I didn't realise this, then one should also assume I have no idea what the abbreviation is?>get a decent phone or tablet!
>>12940866>>12940991>you can literally get sued for ironically saying 'kys' on the internetfuck this country
>>12940991> a court order to find them.>find them.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12941042anon, you could get sued for that since forever
Carottes le lapin apprécie le sexe dans la bonde. Nicholas Fox a un long arbre canin avec lequel faire du ravissement au vagin de lapin. Préservatifs en soie. Ticklers français. Avoir des relations anales avec des moutons Robert Mugabe. Les seins sucés se sent bien sucent mon canal de chair. Butt sexe dans le dumper pisse les mamelons pisse les mamelons. J'essuie la table avec une éponge humide. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère. Le sperme jaillit de tous les coins et tous les plafonds, mieux vaut appeler un plombier et un concierge. Essuyez mon pénis vous gaspillez la vache qui gargarise les jus masculins.
>>12941029Best girl
What's the best crackship and why is it Otterhopps?
>>12941040>I have no idea what the abbreviation isYoutube Poop Music Video.>>get a decent phone or tabletOkay but desktop master race tho
>>12941127best crackship is Remmy/Nick
>>12941127>>12941135No, best crackship is WildHopps, as in Nick and Bonnie
did past bun really do all that?
>>12940908>Waga >lewdedIt was a typo, meant to write you’re getting lewded. But your eventual lewding is not a thread, just a fact.
>>12941159All he did was trigger someone on the discord aside from originalky being a Trump supporter.
>>12941161>But your eventual lewding is not a thread, just a fact.good luck with that m8
>>12941127>OtterhoppsNah, sorry.
>>12941153Where's that pic from Reply with Nick x Judy's Grandfather?
>>12941153Good taste.
>>12941201Gotchu senpai>>12941161How do you lewd a porcupine without turning your dick into a pin cushion?
>>12940031Inspired by this
>>12941247>>12941182>How do you lewd a porcupine without turning your dick into a pin cushion?You lift their tail and lay it over their back, there are no quills on the back of the tail. And bonus, now you have somewhere to put your paws as you ram into that backside.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Go2Ccw1G25o
what do we do about our mentally ill problem?
Stretchy bun
>>12941127>Not Nick x Skyler
>>12941434We stop making threads so they'll be forced to find a job.
>>12941432This was both educational and informative.
>>12941221Is there more of them together? I hope there is.
Bucky and Pronk are still the best couple
>>12941547The best part is that they're actually a canon ship. Which is nice
Chess and Crackers172.117.241.1Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art>>12941428thats cool as shit, bet letni will be stoked too
OC here.
Good night ztg
>>12941649Are you the person who drew this? Cant read your signature
I wish nothing but wet farts upon those getting their ass eaten out
>>12941664Sweet dreams Anon
>>12941649But Nick, you're already here
>>12941706Man, why you gotta be like that Clawhauser?Also, you look different... do something with your fur?
>>12941127>>12941473>Nick x SkylerAnd we never got any porn of it...
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>>12941769There's porn of it.
>>12941787...I don't believe you, but I would be happy to be wrong.
>>12941547Helllll yeah they are
Man, complaining about being lonely while actively avoiding social interaction can be pretty taxing.Gonna head off to bed so I can complain again tomorrow.
>>12941782>Jack is a bishopI knew it. He's gay.
>>12941850>that filenameSorry you had to be here during sperg hour but damn its good to see you man
>>12941432>they do reproduce very carefullyMy sides are gone.
Best Pack Streeter to eat Chinese with?
>>12941869sperg is a very ableist term, please do not use it
>>12941894shut up sperg
>>12941894How about "autism-American" instead?
>>12941910now youre just being rude
>>12941918also you're adopted, lol
>>12941649But I saved this, like, last December
>>12941913anything that does not disparage the mentally disabled is fine
If anybody out thee is as fucked up as I am, speak up. drunkeness loves company
>>12941782Anyone able to join? Think I solved all the problems
>>12941771Ah, long gone are the days of the reminder.
>>12942002I wouldn't be surprised if most everyone left. After stirring the threads become dead for a few hours.
>>12942024sorry
>>12942038don't fall for the bait, mate
>>12942073i am the bait
>>12942083>i am the bateokay so can you stop eating goats then?
>>12942083Are you Waga, or are you Pastbun?
>>12942149im not a cc, or anyone from discord
fuck youim doing bed
>>12942002It's working for me.
>>12942333
>>12941850You've made some nice lewds over the past 2 years.
Fresh
>>12942456nick dick!
>>12942456>>12942554Is he ever gonna finish that comicI know, reeeee human dick, and bunny boobs, but some shit is hot enough to make an exception for
>>12942083i'm sorry, anon :v
>>12942681thanks arma
>>12942597I recall that he started again from the beginning but has maintained a pretty decent pace throughout
>>12941850Yo dude, you still around?
>>12942597>>12942694What comic are you anons talking about?
>>12942717Hybrid Test by Luraiokunhttps://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/luraiokun/folder/253356/Zootopia-Hybrid-Test-II
>>12942740what is it even about? I lost track after they focused so much on Duke
>>12942740Thanks anon
Goodnight /ZTG/
>>12942827gn anon
evens: drawstreamodds: eat an entire meal in bed and watch anime
>>12942869lucky you
>>12942774My bad, that was the second chapter.https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/luraiokun/folder/241113/Zootopia-Hybrid-TestThat's the first, and if you look in his Gallery there's 1, 2, and 3--I think 3 is the "reboot" but I'm not entirely sure.
>>12942869watch dragon ball super dubbed, yo :v
>>12942869>eat an entire meal in bedThat will make for a messy bed Nobbo
>>12942762So far it seems to be Nick and Judy being pretty hot for one another with Duke's bullshit getting in the way
>>12942869You have a comfy and fulfilling night of bindging and anime Slothu!
>>12942899ill just move really fast and catch it in my mouth>>12942894nah im watching some comfy post apoc robots
Canadian Crow (iamcave76) has been "writing" fanfiction since 2002, but the fucker can't write. I read two short Zoot stories, and both were pure cockshit smeared on bread.
>>12942965Sleep tb
>one of my favorite artists shows up after a long absence>during spamfeel like ive been punched in the gutgoodnight
>>12942988what spam?
>>12942985
>>12942988what artist?
>>12942988what pumpkin?
>>12943027probably toxo?Don't think he left because of spam or anything, we're still chillin
HURR DURR lemmie post about net neutrality on r/Zootopia HURR DURR because Zootopia was about the internet HURR DURR oppression HURR DURRWhat a fuckin liberal cunt (sorry to be redundant).https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/comments/7etu03/one_of_the_big_lessons_i_took_from_this_move_when
>>12943206>Don't think he left because of spamoh thank god hes one of my favorite artists too
>>12943401will you take your fucking IRL politics and shove it right up your dicknobodyfuckingcares
0-2: Buy sex toy at thread's recommendation3-5: Vidya6-8: Lewd9-10: Wish for death
Moody I know you're fucking hereShow yourself
>>12943653Whatcha gonna play, Anon?
>>12943653?
>>12939812Me
>>12943646>and shove it right up your dickAre you labeling me, you phobe? How do you know I identify as male today? I may be any one of the Heinz 57 genders. Learn to be more tolerant, and never assume someone is a gender (or genders or agender or any combination).
>>12943881Don't you ever get bored of being retarded?
>>12943881okayshove it right up your ass, pissmonkey
>>12943881>>12943943>being retarted?I'm not sure he knows...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgp9MPLEAqA
>>12943881>Heinz 57 gendersPickle implies a penis. Approximately half the population does not have a penis. Not even all men have a penis, because, among other equally valid and progressive reasons, some were assigned a different gender at birth but now identify as male. Others have chosen to have their penises surgically removed, and these men are no less men just because they are now living a penis-free lifestyle. Others still were involved in tragic farming accidents.
someone wanna post that image of nick exposing his mother under the table?
>>12944033
>>12943084Are the Homestuck spergs still on a tirade about King's Quest?
>>12944067Homestruck is for weird cockfaggots.
I shall append the word "cock" to every word in a fanfic and then publish it as a derivative.
>>12944123Nickcock shookcock hiscock headcock, offeringcock hercock acock smirkcock. "I'dcock prefercock tocock staycock awaycock fromcock Bogocock ifcock atcock allcock possiblecock todaycock.""Bogocock?" Judycock questionedcock. Hercock eyescock fellcock uponcock thecock smirkcock hecock wascock givingcock hercock. "Whycock wouldcock Bogocock becock therecock?"Nickcock shruggedcock beforecock leaningcock backcock incock hiscockseat. "Youcock saidcock hecock wascock. Light'scock greencock, bycock thecock waycock."
>>12944054
>>12944053ty, anon :v
Ha-coon-a matata.
>>12944260>(You)
>>12944260fuck you
>>12944054>>12944177This is cool but eeh, who is Becky?
>>12944294Nick's oc sister, made for the sole purpose of more incest.
>>12944260
>>12944303and fuck you too
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobbyaight gimme some draw ideas
>>12944323All buttplugs are gross. Stuff is supposed to come out of the anus, not go into it.
>>12944326Honey Nick and Finnick trying to fix the hustle van?
>>12944326Draw Remmy going feral with lust over Betty. Reference pic: >>12942344
>>12944326How about a Bucky and Pronk pic since Toxo was around?
>>12944326anneke and wolter making out in the nude
>>12944326Rex and Ozzy snoozing please.
>>12944273source?
>>12944326A huge monkey cock.
>>12944326sharla and nick sex scene
>>12944363https://pretty-ok-m8.tumblr.com/
>>12944326Hugh & Max smooching
>>12944326your sloth, but with the most fancy hairdo you can think of
>>12944352yeah I know he's aroundwe've been talking about lewd comic dialogue and stuff>>12944381wait who
>>12944326buff honey?
>>12944385The skunk and bun from Inky's Shorty Squad
>>12944326Pine Marten playing RamWorldOther Marten looking over his shoulder asking why his colonists are wearing human skinFirst Marten answers "Strategy."
>>12944294As >>12944301 said.She later also got a green with Judy though.
Anyone have the green with the fox tail buttplug?
>>12944496....I got one with a fleshlight?
>>12944496
>>12944518Thanks!
>>12944528No prob. It's extra easy when someone asks for a green I wrote.
>>12944394
>>12944737That is a fine badger mr slothu! Would snuggle given half a chance.
>>12944737thanks a metric tone slothu
>>12944737That is a lovely thicc Honey.
What is it you're listening to?How does it make you feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOEOb3Vmsls
>>12944800source?
I spent all night working on Secret Santa stuff.I can't wait to get started proper on it.Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope whoever is making your Secret Santa gift is giddy throughout the entire process.
>>12944800Well, playing Nioh so that soundtrack! It makes me very... frustrated... damn game like to kick you in the dick while you're down.>>12944870You have a good night mr bun bun, sweet dreams.
>>12944800>>12944885Bah! I forgot the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j18iOJtMHbc
>>12944800Trying to play a rhythm game on an emulator.Music is happy and i feel it's mocking mee>>12944870sleep tiight bun
>>12944326Your favorite character as a satyr
>>12944800
>>12945164Night bunner!
You know the fact there are dogs I could look past, but the fact they not to scale really irks me
>>12944326
>>12945295>Lady
NINJA'D THIS AHAHAHAHHAHA NEW THREAD TIME HERE I GO>>12945347>>12945347>>12945347
>>12945295>Lady>not with tramp REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12945295>MAH OTP!!!
>>12945379BITCH LADY AND THE TRAMP IS CANONTHEY LITERALLY HAVE PUPPIES TOGETHER HAPPILY ADOPTED BY LADY'S FAMILYTHEY HAD A SEQUEL ABOUT THEIR SON
>>12945386But MAH OTP OK???????
>>12945400IT'S NOT RETARDED SHIPPING WHEN THE ACTUAL STORY OF THE MOVIE HAS THEM FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE KIDS TOGETHERIT WOULD BE LIKE CALLING PONGO AND PERDITA AN "OTP"
>>12945428But they are anon. Them and their bastard pupies
>>12945438Anon I think you've been immersed in fandoms for so long that you forgot the difference between a fan pairing and an actual canon pairing.
>>12945305for a moment i thought that the bun had googly eyes
>>12945448Naruhina was an OTP before it became canon
>>12944326gang gang
>>12945467>and gudKek
>>12945467>falling asleep around gudits like you want your dreams to be molested man
>>12945518>not wanting to get fondled by the gud gote in your dreams
I want to fall asleep after fucking Betty in a haze of musk-induced lust.
>>12945295YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING.I knew before she based this Kohle fuck off of Jock from Lady and the Tramp before this......but they're actually shipping him with Lady.I am actually pissed off more by this than the fact that for a "Nick and Judy" comic, we haven't seen hide nor hair of them for more than half a year.
>>12945305Googly eyes bun
>>12945347>>12945347get in the new thread already, you cucks>>12945347>>12945347
>>12946233you don't tell me what to doI'll stay here
