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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Service With A Smile Edition

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Was just about to make an Ahegao edition, but okay then.
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First for say something nice about this ethiopian wolf.
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boys are cute!
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>>12829293
She looks better when she's not black
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>>12829293
He looks fluffy and well groomed, would pat his head and rub his belly, so long as he was consenting anyway.
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>>12829293
gay foxe
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>>12829301
But they're not sexy.
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Another cartoon background Drawpile

172.117.241.1

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
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>>12829356
>That naked Nick
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I finally finished my spy TT entry, "The Island of Doctor Meow". It was going to be a quick green, but it evolved into something longer, and hopefully better:
https://pastebin.com/dexvHnCB
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Goodnight /ZTG/
(and thanks again to Mead for making this)
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>>12829375
Can't be Nick, Nick's wearing his cub scout uniform.
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>>12829375
Which one?
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>>12829461
You have a damn good night Anon.
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>>12829461
Sleep tight bunner
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>>12829356
>young nick looking at the future has wrought
>the true reason he lost his faith in zoomanity
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>>12829493
But that's not Nick, that's Caimon.
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>>12829495
>>12829509
Thanks!
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>>12829447
>・・・・・・面白いか?
Nick: "...... Having fun?"
>うん 面白い
Judy: "Yeah
Lots of fun"

>それに便利そう
Judy: "These seem like they'd be really convenient"
>便利?
Nick: "Convenient?"
>だってすべり止めになるでしょ
Judy: "I mean that it'd stop from slipping and stuff"
>ああ・・・
Nick: "Aah..."
>それに
Judy: "Moreover"

>やっぱりー
Judy: "Just Like I thought---"
>すごくあったかいわ
Judy: "They're so warm!"

>ツンドラタウンの勤務もこれで平気ね
Judy: "Must be why you aren't concerned with working in Tundra Town, huh"
>頼むわよニック!
Judy: "I'm begging you, Nick!"

>ダメ!!やだ!!
Nick: "STOP!! NO!!"
>えーっ なんでよケチ
Judy: "Ehhh
How come
Stingy"
>なんでもダメだ! あと他のヤツにやるなよ それ
Nick: "NO TO WHATEVER IT IS! SOME OTHER GUY CAN DO IT"
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>>12829293

Svelte
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Guess I can take a moment here to blog.

My story's next chapter is still coming along. I want it formated and published before Christmas but I'm hoping for sooner.

After that it's... 3 chapters to go until I've finished it, hopefully before the two year anniversary of having started work. But if I complete it regardless, I'd have proven I could actually make something. After that, commission Raiillynezz for a couple more pictures for it and I could hang it on a wall.
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Made a thing.
What's your happy thoughts, Anons?
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>>12829588
Are you Koul?
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>>12829588
It's someone else's art, Luigi, you didn't make it
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>>12829596
>>12829621

Okay, hold up. I've edited a shit-ton of images in here over the past year, making reaction images out of them, or Zootopia-related changes - why are Anons sperging out over this one in particular?
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>>12829684
"made a thing" heavily implies you drew it.
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>>12829684
It has a signature, its clearly not Zoot proportions
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>>12829684
and >>12829695
Edited a thing
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>>12829684
>>12829695
>>12829698
>>12829621
>>12829596
Because people didn't notice the bunny ass in the thought bubble.
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>>12829684
to not answer your previous question since i am neither of those bozos my happy thought is tiny penises

i like them wanna get banged by them and kinda wish i had one
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>>12829695
>>12829711

I've said that damn near every other time I edited something and no one batted an eye.

>>12829698
And I thought it was rude as hell to delete an artist's sig - you want to credit them for the original work.
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>>12829684
"I made ___"

>>12829717
you dumb as fuck my man
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>>12829717

Who are these faggots who didn't notice fine bunny ass, and where are they?
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>>12829733
You never said you edited it.
You clearly stated that you "made" it.
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>>12829733
Maybe the other images were more obvious edits. Either way, couldn't hurt to say 'made an edit' instead. I wouldn't delete signatures.
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>>12829293
Who is this Nick impersonator?
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>>12829773

Which is literally the exact same thing I've said damn near every other time I've edited something.
Whatever. Y'all are dumb as hell - I was fishing for a couple chuckles and hoping to liven up some Anon's evening, and instead I get autism and shitstirring and sperglords flipping out over someone's word choice on the Internet.
I'm outta here.
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>>12829846
you can't call everything you don't like shitposting
just mention that it's an edit next time, it's that easy
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>>12829846
Aight man, take care.
>>12829863
He'll come around, just probably had a stressful day.
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>>12829396
Pretty good, needs a few little tweaks.
See last thread.
javascript:quote('12829732')
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>>12829900
>javascript:quote('12829732')
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>>12829588
How did you get my desktop?
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>>12829447
>>12829551
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>>12829932
thats cute as fuck
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>>12829932
>>12829551
I don't know if it's two different people translating and typesetting or if it is one person, but either way you're all too good for us.
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Anon, you need to pick one person from Pack Street to complete each of these tasks. If you succeed, Honey will succ your seed. You can only use each person once.

Help an old woman across the street.
Stop a mugging.
Make you laugh at least ten times while watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia together.
Brew you better tea than a professional.
Brew you better coffee than a professional.
Pleasurably fuck you into exhaustion.
Participate in a mugging but rob both original participants (They're both assholes)
Whisper and cuddle you to sleep. They have to be actively whispering as you fall asleep.
Find you really great porn online.
Successfully carry an impromptu half hour podcast which also includes four random Zoosonas.
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>>12829863
We're arguing semantics, he never intended to claim that he made the original art. It's a misunderstanding
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>>12830005
Eleven characters, gonna have to use every one.
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>>12829981
We are two separate people, Translator Anon/Bear and Typesetter Anon. Sometimes the typesetter could be someone different too.

As TB once said, together we have the powers of a single CC. Or something like that.
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>>12830032
Ah yes, the 4chan baptism of fire.
I remember it well.
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>>12830005

>Help an old woman across the street.
Ozzy
>Stop a mugging.
Al
>Make you laugh at least ten times while watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia together.
Remmy (not even he could fuck this up)
>Brew you better tea than a professional.
Charlie
>Brew you better coffee than a professional.
Velvet
>Pleasurably fuck you into exhaustion.
Anneke
>Participate in a mugging but rob both original participants (They're both assholes)
Betty
>Whisper and cuddle you to sleep. They have to be actively whispering as you fall asleep.
Pandora
>Find you really great porn online.
Avo
>Successfully carry an impromptu half hour podcast which also includes four random Zoosonas.
Marty
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>>12830094
This is weird, I post from my phone, and sometimes it fails to post because apparently I “mistyped the captcha”.
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>>12830005
Remmy
Ozzy
Marty
Charlie
Charlie because fuck you it's the same thing
Anneke
Nobody
Woolter
Avo
Pandora
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>>12830005

a. Velvet
b. Al
c. Wolter
d. Dewey
e. Don
f. Avo
g. Charlie
h. Martina
i. Anneke
j. Pandora
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>>12830128
>Charlie
>Charlie because fuck you it's the same thing
I went to a place that's supposed to make one of the best coffees in town today, and the friend I went with ordered tea.

I received one of the best cups of coffee I ever had, and my friend, no joke, received a cup of hot water and a sealed green tea bag.

We laughed pretty hard about that.
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>>12830117
WINNER.
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>>12830005
>Help an old woman across the street.
Wolter. This is a pretty easy task.

>Stop a mugging.
Ozzy. We've already seen him do it.

>Make you laugh at least ten times while watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia together.
Avo. She's the only Pack Street character specifically known for puns. I have no idea what episode we'd watch, but it'd be like MST3K in real time.

>Brew you better tea than a professional.
Martina. Which means I've used Marty.

>Brew you better coffee than a professional.
Velvet. Anyone with a PhD has spent years chugging coffee, and has the mental stamina to research the answer to an obscure problem. She'd look up how third wave coffee shops do it, find the thing they're worst at (almost always Press Pot coffee), purchase the equipment because she has an income, and try a few times before succeeding.

>Pleasurably fuck you into exhaustion.
Anneke. If she wasn't good nobody would fuck her.

>Participate in a mugging but rob both original participants (They're both assholes)
Charlie.

>Whisper and cuddle you to sleep. They have to be actively whispering as you fall asleep.
Pandora. I love ASMR, and there's no way a cute, sex-positive cuddle fiend like her hasn't at least heard of it. I'd stay up really fucking late, get into bed with her, and fall asleep instantly.

>Find you really great porn online.
Betty. This is pretty easy, since I have an account on Betterfap and I could tell her the login info. She clicks through the recommended images until finding something.

>Successfully carry an impromptu half hour podcast which also includes four random Zoosonas.
Remmy joins a Greentext Theater podcast with Comic, Weaver, A_Sig, and Boney. His awful attempts at analyzing the Predator on Prey stuff they read cracks everyone up, and eventually he goes off on Weaver for shoehorning vague sexual references into everything.
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evens - do something constructive tomorrow
odds - don't post the entire day tomorrow
dubs - i didn't think i'd get this far
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>>12830263
Have a good day tomorrow, anon.
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>>12830263 (You)
lurkmode it is, then.

good night, /ztg/, i'll see you all in a couple of days.
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>>12830263
Dubs and you go do a 30 minutes workout
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>>12830263
>A whole day of non-/ztg/ related activities
>12830288
Sleep tight bunner
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>>12830263
trips and you take a trip to alaska or nunavut
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>>12830005
Can I randomize it and take my chances?
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>>12830173
Yaay!
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>>12830371
Yes! But good luck justifying how Marty is going to mug two people or Al is going to professionally brew you tea.
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I can't believe Henrietta fucking died
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i love him
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You all are having such comfy days.

Going to try and get a TC scheduled for next weekend! A few potential guests are interested, and I'll get you all more details as they come.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope you have a weird dream that makes for the basis of a new AU.
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>>12830699
hyped

night bunner
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>>12830699
You have a good night mr talking hare.
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>>12829293
I would definitely want to draw a Zoot one of those.

Still need a lot more practice though.
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>0: Listen to the best episodes of Night Vale and imagine Betty is here listening with me, worried I'll find out her secret.
>1: Start a new game of RimWorld with a team of colonists named and customized by the thread. Give periodic updates on their situation.
>2: Continue making progress in Terraria.
>3: Binge a TV series and stay up super late while playing Vidya in a side window.
>4: Buy a game
>5: Buy a sex toy
>6: Buy someone else a sex toy
>7: Lie in bed contemplating my life choices.
>8: Do work.
>9: Make myself food.
>10: Thread choice.
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>>12830933
You better binge the FUCK outta that TV series.
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Normally I wouldn't do this to you guys but I got a request.

I need somebody draw this being driven around in Zootopia by some tiny ass motherfucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKKHCShsHk
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>>12830933
If you haven't seen Marvels Punisher I can highly recommend it.
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>>12830005
>Participate in a mugging but rob both original participants (They're both assholes)
C'mon anon that's a dead giveaway, its obviously charlie
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>>12831034
Only assuming it's not someone like Al, Pandora, Betty, or Cliff who could intimidate them both into giving up their wallets.
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>>12831054
Charlie would help in the mugging and then pickpocket her partner right before they split off. She been doing this too long to not play it smart
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>>12830094
>おっ
Nick: "Oh"

>クリスマスセールの時期だぜ 君も並ばなくていいのか?
Nick: "It's Christmas sale season now
Is it okay for you not to be lined up?"
>もう すぐからかうんだから
Judy: "Geez
You're cracking wise right off the bat, huh"

>そりゃ失礼 時々俺の隣にいるのはぬいぐるみじゃないかって思うんでね
Nick: "That was awfully rude
It's just that sometimes I think to myself 'is the person next to me a stuffed animal' is all"
>あなたに言わせればバニーバロウは大きなぬいぐるみショップね
Judy: "If you're saying that, then Bunnyburrow must be one giant stuffed animal shop"

>どうかな? 君だからって可能性もあるぞ
Nick: "I wonder about that?
You might be saying that, but there is a possibility of that"
>ウサギがみんなかわいいものとは限らないだろ?
Nick: "Rabbits have the market on cute things cornered, don't they?"
>もう!またかわいいって言った!
Judy: "Geez! You said 'cute' again!"

>ほら! これを見てもそう言える?
Judy: "Here! Can you still say that even while looking at this?"
>弟や妹たちと撮ったやつ! 小さい子の方がかわいいでしょ!?
Judy: "This is of my younger brothers and sisters!
The littler ones are cuter, aren't they!?"

>ちゃんと比べてみてよ!
Judy: "Really try to compare them!"
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>>12831110

>>12830122
>何よ!?
Nick: "What the hell!?"

>・・・た、確かに
Nick: "... C-certainly"
>みんなかわいい・・・
Judy: "They're all cute..."
>うん
Nick: "Yup"
>でっしょお?私だけじゃないでしょ!?
Judy: "I KNOOOW, RIGHT? It's not just me, right!?"

>わかったらもうかわいいって言わないことね!
Judy: "If you understand, then you'll stop calling me cute already!"

>どうしたの?
Judy: "What's wrong?"
>行くわよ ニック!
Judy: "Let's go, Nick!"

>ん~?
Nick: "Nn~?"
>何してんの
Judy: "What're you doing"
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I woke up dreaming of Nick being naked. Should I be concerned.
Also, I'm not gay.
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>>12831151
Give it time anon
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>>12831151
>Also I'm not gay
Anon... I have some news for you-
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>>12831170
>>12831163
I didn't have morning wood from it!
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>>12830390
>how Marty is going to mug two people
"Empty your pockets or I'll read another article! I mean it!"

"This is because you morons keep voting for more budget cuts!"

"Support your local library!"
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>>12831170
Is that scene edited or is it legit?
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>>12831255
I do not know.

>>12831178
You can lie to me but you can't lie to yourself.
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>>12831255
I highly recommend you watch an anime called boku.
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>>12831344
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>>12831349
Just look how cute Nick's face is. I can't help but notice how big his feet are from this angle. Is this how people get foot fetishes?
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>>12831371
>>12831349
Just imagine those paws wrapping round your junk and softly playing with your balls.
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>>12831389
Okay, thats gross.
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>>12831405
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>>12831403
How so?
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>>12831413
Feel like someone needs to make shitpost caps of those faces
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Who do you want to see on tc?
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>>12831255
It's legit. It's a trap hentai
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>>12831441
What's tc?
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>>12831478
Talking Cocktent
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>>12830933
>want a tasetful, if raunchy smut comic from Fred
>get a hardcore porn complete with Nickoledon slime everywhere

fug

I'll take what I can get but still, fug
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>>12831499
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>>12831110
Wait, correction after re-reading

>どうかな? 君だからって可能性もあるぞ
Nick: "I wonder about that?
Because of you, there are more possibilities"
>ウサギがみんなかわいいものとは限らないだろ?
Nick: "Rabbits aren't all restricted to cute things, right?"
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>>12831441
Sherry's art is pretty good.
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>>12831528
Nick's full of gak, didn't you know?
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>>12831499
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Describe what it's like to lie in bed with Betty, half awake but warm, peaceful, and loved.
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>>12831422
Not that Anon but canine paws are rough, very rough. Especially if they're on an outdoor dog. Inside dogs tend to hand softer paws but not by much.

Seeing as Nick walks around on his bare paws they're going to have the same texture as super course sandpaper, something you don't want rubbing anywhere on your skin for any extended amount of time.

It's super evident in his renders that his foot paws are calloused.
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>>12831413
>human beans
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>>12831591
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>>12831185
That works until you get someone on the right end of pic related.
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>>12831599
What you also see is that his hands paws are relatively smooth, because canines in Zootopia no longer need to walk on their front paws. It's incredible how much detail the modelers put into just the difference between his feet and hands.
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>>12831618
Another shot of his hands.
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>>12831630
And feet.
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>>12831599
So maybe his pawpads are rough but the rest of his feet probably aren't. Even if they are, I am sure they smell really good.
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>>12831630
he probably manicures the fuck outta those things

He screams "all about presentation".
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Why is the thread talking about Nick's paws?
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>>12831690
They're very nice paws?
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>>12831396
>Stop showing off your thighs or my knot will explode!
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>>12831599
That is a good point that I hadn't considered... but I still want Nick to do it to me.
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>>12831690
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH NICK'S PAWS? HUH?
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>>12831690
Why not?
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>>12831720
>>12831702
>>12831717

Judy's paws are much softer. After all, they're rabbit paws.
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>>12831690
I see we have a newcomer, it's nice to meet you.
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>>12831706
It's okay Anon but I didn't want to destroy the magic for you. If it's any consolation you can still get a pawjob with his hands which would be rather soft. The movie even provides a nice shot of his wet hand paws for you.
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Time to sleep, yall have a nice night!
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>>12831705
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>>12831728
But they don't have pads.
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>>12831752
sleep tigh-
>filename
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>>12831752
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All I wanted to do was trick someone into watching boku no pico.

Was that so wrong?
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>>12831789
Where's the dick?
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>>12831748
That's okay, I'd be more than satisfied with that. That picture does make me think about something though, Nick's teeth are super round. Is this something other preds in Zootopia have?
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>>12831797
What's it about? I read somewhere it being shotacon.
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>>12831797
The whole premise was what was wrong.
All of it, in it's entirety.
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>>12831396
Has anyone done an Animal Crossing/Zootopia crossover yet?

>You become mayor of the city after their last one tried to enact a reign of terror and was arrested.
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>>12831344
>はああ可愛いねー
???: "Haaa So cute---"
>うちのマジョマジョ達には適わないけどー
???: "No match for my MajoMajotachi though---"
>あーでも可愛いよー
???: "Ah--- But you're so cute---"
>むぎゅうううう
SFX: mugyuuuu (squeeeze)
>うちのマジョマジョ達が一番だけどねー
???: "But my MajoMajotachi are Number One though---"

TN: 達 (tachi) indicates that it's a group of whatever the fuck "MajoMajo" is. Based on some basic googling it's either in reference to a fashion line or some anime focused around witches.
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>>12831529
Was this when Thor was told some asshat was right about no one needing gods and he stopped being written in character?
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>>12831832
Rikuo's been posting pictures about it, if I recall
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Will there ever be a Pack Street/Zootopia crossover?
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>>12831690
It's like early 2016 all over again
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>>12831690
Anons felt ashamed of lewding the previous thread and are trying to repent.
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>>12832043
How dare they lewd that pure thread! What did they post? Sleepyheads? Snuggling? It wasn't... hand holding was it?
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>>12832043
>discussion of Nick's paws
>not lewd
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>>12831641
Why is this so funny to me?
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>>12832083
It's the proper form of lewd
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>>12832059
Nah, it was just one pic. And the entire thread was ruined.
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>>12832102
Thor looks like Joss Whedon there.
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>>12831805
It's interessting really. You could argue, that hundreds of generations of carnivores not using their teeth for killing, or only eating softer cooked/roasted meats may have reduced their shaprness.

I just remember watching the film theory about Simba's diet of bugs affecting it's healt, and stating that Lions "need to chew own bones to sharpen their teeth and keep their jaw strenght" and the lack of doing that may cause them even loosing teeth (or them to be dull)

Lionhart seem to have them pretty dull too, almost kinda like a captive lion's that is given soft food.

Maybe that's the case. Predators just adapted to the new lifestyle that their teeth do not need to be sharp and keep it at that level, or they actually do not realize that the health of their teeth decreases. I hope the former.

Bonus: Lionhart had other secret facilities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBntXyRFhI
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>>12832210
Damn that is one ultra lewder bunner...
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>>12832225
and somehow, he keeps denying it.
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>>12831805
Daily application of Dent-So-Dull
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Hey, so I decided to make a little comic with an idea I had at work last night and I got the first panel done today. Don't expect much from this because I can't tell a story or a joke, unless it's self-deprecating, to save my life. Hope you guys enjoy it when it's done, now I'm gonna go get ready to head out and hang with some friends.
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Nick doesn't look male enough to put off straight people which results in "I want that fox" shit.

He has feminine features.. Why do you do this to us Byron?

Or maybe we don't have a contrast since we haven't seen any vixens in Zootopia. Where are my vixens Byron??!!!
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>>12832325
Byron is pure

don't blame your depraved longings on him
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>>12832102
Ah, so it was.

I don't read Thor, much less most of Marvel, but even I found myself pissed off for Thor fans when they revealed that bullshit 'reason'.
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>>12832308
I guffawed at the sign, I eagerly anticipate more.
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>>12832325
Aside from nicks mom which you don't see much of there's the art on the side of Finnick's truck. That's it though.
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>>12832627
I thank byron for providing this fine vixen.
Unfortuantely, it was also Nick's mom. And which will inevitably ended with this:
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>>12832627
Is it just me or does the Mrs. Wilde who's not in the mirror have really, really light fur?
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>>12832285
>Daily application of Dent-So-Dull
Best used in conjunction with, 'Hamhocks Tooth Whitening Tonic', the all natural mouthwash that contains Chlorahexadine™.
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Welp, time for bed for this anon. Sleep tight /ztg/
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>shitload of Judy size content
>none of Nick
WHY
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>>12832776
stb
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>>12832798
>あら、今夜は随分積極的なのね
Judy: "Well, you're awfully proactive tonight"
>ああ、キツネだってたまにはぬくもりが必要さ
Nick: "Ah, well since I'm a fox and all it's necessary to warm up every once in a while"

>冗談は置いといて、
>ワイルド巡査?
Judy: "Setting up for a joke,
Officer Wilde?"

>動きづらいわ せっかくだけど難してももらえるかしら?
Judy: "You're hard to move
I know it's a pain, and even though it's hard, could you do it for me?"
>足が浮いてるのよ
Judy: "My leg feels out of place"
>そんな冷たいこと言うなよ~仲良くいこうぜ
Nick: "Don't say something so cold~
Let's keep going on good terms"

>あなた夜の遠吠え事件の潜入したときもすごく怯えてたわよね。ビビりって呼んであげましょうか?
Judy: "You were terrified back when we were sneaking around during the Nighthowler incident as well. Should I start calling you 'Cold-Feet'?"

>おいおい冗談だろ
>お、お前より夜目がきくからな。慎重って呼んでくれる?
Nick: "Hey hey, that's a joke right
Y-your night vision isn't as good as mine is all. Could you call me 'cautious'?"

>目がいいなら
>あそこの奥見てきてくれるかしら
Judy: "If your eyes are so good
I wonder if you can tell me what's way over there"
>あそこ
Way over there

>おいおい なんでそーなる?!
Nick: "Hey hey
What's with you all of a sudden?!"
>ほらニック怖がり解消しましょ!いったいった!
Judy: "C'mon, Nick
Let's cure your timidity! All in one go!"
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>>12832991

>>12832801
>ニックの弱点発見ね!
Judy: "I've discovered Nick's weak spot!"
>まったく 可愛いくないうさぎだな
Nick: "Good grief
You're not being very cute, rabbit"

>びびりだと・・・?
Nick: "'Cold feet'...?"
>ニンジンのくせに言ってくれるぜ・・・・・・
Nick: "Even though it's Carrots of all people saying that about me......"

>やっぱりドッキリには弱いみたい!
Judy: "Just as I thought
Seems like you're weak to being startled!"

>お前のほうがよっぽど積極的だろ・・・
Nick: "You're being way more proactive than I am..."
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>>12832776
I wish I could lewd him.
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>>12833287
Can't leed musk deers man, they're too pure.
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>>12833296
>pure

Don't lie to me anon

Speaking of not pure, I only have non-smut artemis pics. Anyone got some smut?
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Just an experiment.
Nothing to see here.
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>>12833350
Oh gee why does he have to be so mad
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>>12831354
>>12831396
source?
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>>12831405
>>12831413
>>12832839
source?
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source?
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>>12833424
Gay wolves, public nudity, public fornication, drowning rabbits.
I guess it's just Bogo being Bogo?
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>>12833485
He could try to help ! but that looks great if you're able to copy images from online into the canvas
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Thread help

The next page...

It's almost done.
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Good morning /ztg/! I hope you all will have a great day today.
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>>12833999
Same to you anon!
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Last day for this one
also letni you can come back as many times as you want, no biggie

172.117.241.1

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
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>>12834188
that uncolored focks on the right is triggering my autism. plz someone color it.
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>>12832839
They gays will get Gideon and like it
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>>12834188
>>12834291

Sorry it bothers me too. I’ll be back later tonight to finish it
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I dont really care if her story veers off into a ditch, I still like her depictions of Jack and non-Skye
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>>12834449
that is so sweet
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>>12834321
Where's the followup where Judy shows Nick the video and the cycle begins anew.
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Hey thread, guess what?
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>>12834493
what
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http://thingsjusthappen.smackjeeves.com/comics/2538310/4-3/

https://tjhcomic.tumblr.com/post/168149943340/next-page-if-i-get-another-page-done-quickly-i

Comic Update thats what.

If I get another page done sooner, I probably won't post it for a few days to prevent flooding.
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>>12834493
I got a bad feeling about this
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>>12834539
Oh, nvm then, that's good
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>>12834539
TOO LATE ANON >>12834536
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>>12834547
TOO LATE ANON >>12834546
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Which has a better set of reaction images, Nick or Judy?
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>>12834598
Judy the sloth scene is enough to cover nearly every possible emotion in images from Judys part.
I guess that answer's your question?
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>>12834625
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>>12834629
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>>12834634
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>bliss
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>>12834681
>true bliss would be his paws on top of her head, guiding it to the bottom of the page
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>>12834536
Diana should have know you should never associate with yeens... all here troubles could have been avoided.
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I have returned from drinking and hanging with friends to say this one thing to you anons before I slumber. Good Night ZTG.
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>>12834895
It's almost noon here anon, but you have a good night.
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>>12834953
Morning sketch
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>>12834961
Thank you for this lovely violet TGG. I love you and all your art. I might be a bit drunk and not in bed yet. But that doesn't change my love for the stuff you make.
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>>12834961
noice
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>>12835028
I love you too. good night
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is there a ship name for nick/gideon? need to know for booru purposes. wildeon?
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>>12835073
It's called 'Heresy'
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>>12835082
... fair enough
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>>12835073
>>12835082
>It's called 'Heresy'
It's OK as long as Gideon isn't allowed to top.
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>>12829900
I fixed the "water" duplication, thanks.
I will see what I can do about not making the beginnings of some of the paragraphs more varied later.
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>>12835186
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>>12835186
Would the shock at the point of orgasm make it better, or worse?
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>>12835192
i would say worse
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>>12835192
Yes.
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>>12835192
Don't know, but you'd think it would have run out of power at this point.
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>>12835213
>>12835219
I guess it depends on whether or not Nick gets off on being shocked like a certain yeen (I can't find the one where he jizzes).
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>>12832325
>He has feminine features

What features are those? I didn't notice any.
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>>12835267
He looks good in a dress
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Is it bad I wanna draw Nick just dressing/presenting themselves as a woman?
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>>12835267
me neither... I always saw Nick as manly. I mean, if you compare him to Judy, who could kill with her legs, Nick looks simply slick and elegant while also manishly scruffy and lazy.
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>>12829900
I made a layout diagram of the base while I was writing the story, in an attempt to keep things consistent throughout (some items in the picture didn't end up getting used).
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>>12835353
who drew dis
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and who drew dis
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>>12829396
Oops, I meant to quote my story.
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>>12835341
It's been done, but feel free to anon.
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>>12835341
>themselves
stop. its fine as long as you dont do that shit. just say him or her.
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>>12835401
I mean, that is a very good pic but NICK PUT IT AWAY.

I was more thinking day to day just, being female.

Nick wants to feel pretty.
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>>12835409
>that shit

I just say them for like everyone

It's not about that I'm just fucking half asleep and can't think hahaha.
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>>12835420
gotcha. anyway you should draw it. maybe make it some sort of weird hustle. idk.
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How do I focus? How do I motivate myself to work? How do I build discipline?
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>>12835461
You remove the distractions from the environment you work in, you find something that motivates you to do better, and you progress slowly but steadily, by doing what you want to do every day, no exceptions.
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>>12835186
Cream-colored Judy is so fucking hot for some reason
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>>12835461
Pomodoro timer
Practice good routines until they are habits
Eat healthy
Practice meditation
Be grateful
Willpower is a muscle that can be strengthened over time
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>>12835430
If you or anyone else has any suggestions, or even outfits I can try!
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>>12835512
This comic mentioned Nick dressing as a woman to hustle someone, maybe something like that?
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>>12835461
Trick yourself into thinking your work matters(it doesn't)
Hope something more enjoyable isn't brought to your attention.
Stumble into something that makes you passionate about your work in a way that you cannot currently comprehend.

It's always easier to derail a productive person than it is to get a non productive person back into the rat race.
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>>12835492
>>12835191
I think I prefer hair-tuft Judy... maybe we can combine them to make the ultimate Judy
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>>12835750
Here's my attempt at a hair transplant.
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>>12835261
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>>12835809
Stop.
The rabbit shouldn’t be this hot.
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I am going to guess that Nick’s face is not a happy one here, with whatever Judy did to injure herself.
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>>12835899
Thanks!

>filename
Maybe he's means "Hold on a sec while I jizz"
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>>12836039
>"Now, do you want to suck it, or will there be another accident?"
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>>12836001
>The rabbit shouldn’t be this hot.
That means the operation was a success.
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>>12836022
So cute but he is staring into my soul
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>>12836039
>whatever Judy did to injure herself.
Probably some sort of risky sex technique.
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>>12836050
d-delet
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>>12836073
>:v
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>>12836073
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>>12836039
I love overprotective Nick

>>12836050
YOU DELET THIS
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>>12836060
He looks kinda menacing... but he could be more menacing (sorry for the shitty edit).
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>>12836039
Awww I love this. I feel Judy went to go investigate a lead without him.
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h boy oh boy oh boy.

I cant wait for Zootopia to be popular!

Just imagine: shorts,comics, books, toys, plushies, merchandise!
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>>12836094
...of course it was you.
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What is even going on with this comic anymore.
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>>12836160
That "puzzle" seems like it would take about 10 seconds to solve... it only has 4 pieces.
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>>12836039
Ahiru’s subtitle for this is “That Carrots..”
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>>12836180
I don't mind. Let's not be reddit where we reee about everything not WildeHopps.
We enjoy PackStreet and other OC driven comic, let the artists explore their own stuff...
That aside, I really tiring how she stresses about it how "Cyntia is not Skye"...Just say, that Cyntia's agent codename is Skye and be done with it.

...
That reminds me, borba promised his tundratown taw shit this winter. I heard he dropped the project but I doubt any of the criticism actually got through his thick skull
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>>12836197
american i find it too hard, can it have 3 pieces instead?
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>>12836022
>filename
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>>12836180
>Chinchillas spelled incorrectly
REEEEE
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>>12835353
God, this image makes me wish Nick was sitting on my face
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>>12836296
I don't really have an issue with non-WildeHopps content; my main problem with Aoi and Rem has always been that they keep dancing between their OCs and WildeHopps when it is obvious they really want to write more about their own characters. I would totally read a Jack and Not!Skye focused comic, even with the weird korean-esque drama that the two seem to like, but this constant switch between their side stories and the main comic is a bit tiring.

Past that, this is apparently the newest page of the main comic, Black Jack.

>That reminds me, borba promised his tundratown taw shit this winter. I heard he dropped the project but I doubt any of the criticism actually got through his thick skull

He probably figured either it was too much work or that he should just move on from the fandom or something.
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>>12836354
What if he sat in your lap? Then you can hug is tail.
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>>12836345
She probably cot confused with Cincillà (how we write it in Italian)
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>>12836417
Anything that gets me closer to that perfect backside of his
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>>12835376
this is like 135712 on tumblr or something. Some small string of numbers
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>>12836458
>that perfect backside of his
It is pretty fine

>Those feet
wut
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>>12836488
Speaking of which...
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>>12836509
He hurt his feet and we're seeing the meat from the injury
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>>12836509
Plz don't bully feet
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>>12836509
Are those two made out of jelly or something?
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>>12836022
I like doll Jack
But he needs a doll Skye
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>>12836050
>He took her silence as comliance.
>Unzipping his pants, he saw her eyes squeeze shut as she continued to face away from him. His pink shaft was already poking out of his sheath.
>Rubbing a thumb against his tip, he watched her nose twitch and noticed her feet curling.
>With a sleazy grin, he leaned forward and whispered into her ear, "It's ready, Carrots,"
>Her shuddered as he heard her let out a soft cry, shaking her her side to side.
>Bringing his paw up to her bandaged cheek, he trailed the back of his claws through her fur. "You know, you're going to look beautiful with that extra set of scars, Judy. A few more, though?"
>Turning his paw around, he just barely scratched them against the flesh under her fur.
>She pressed her back into her seat, shying away, as her eyes opened and looked up at him fearfully. Her voice trembled as she pleaded, "Please, I'll do this this time,"
>Nick smiled, and in a caring, almost sincere voice told her, "I was going to say you'd be beautiful to any predator."
>Bringing his paw behind her head, he guided her towards his now erect cock, the knot growing.
>Feeling her mouth take him in one go, he let out a sigh. "It's good you learned your lesson, Carrots."
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>>12836488
3170615?
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>>12836611
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>>12836574
source?
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>>12836039
>>12836050
>>12836611
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>>12836580
I'm not a fan of that shiny fur trend either.
Thankfully none of our CCs draw fur that way.
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>>12836632
That's it!
https://3170615.tumblr.com
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>>12836611
You write well... it's too bad you exclusivity write about terrible things...
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>>12836674
Now you know I gotta do it
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>>12836674
it's ok for the fleshy parts but on the fur it just makes no sense
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https://3170615.tumblr.com
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>>12836611
>>12836697
imagine Judy really just had an accident and they are just roleplaying to lighten the mood
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>>12836668
Artist name is くりねずみ. I got it from their pixiv
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>>12836437
>mispelled in both languages

STILL REEEEEE
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>>12836022
Doll Judy was adorable and I wish we had more doll Zoots or some sort of Toy Story AU
Its dumb but I think theyre fun
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>>12836051
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>>12836706
I hope you put some lens flairs on that fur.
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>>12831729
What is this from?
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Uh oh, guys, looks like Remmy might be in some trouble...
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>>12836509
>>12836580
>>12836674
I cleaned up those reflections, I think it looks better now.
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>>12836901
suddenly, its 10x better.
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>>12836901
now thats a grade A cumslut
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What if Betty shaved Remmy everywhere?
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What if Ozzy licked Remmy everywhere?
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What is Anneke fucked Remmy everywhere?
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so, what did gideon do to get 5 collars put on him?
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>>12837376
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>>12837373
existing
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>>12837281
how much would you pay to cum in his ass?
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>>12837310
>>12837332
>>12837353
>After Betty shaved off all of his fur, even his crotch and pompadour, Ozzy started going down on him.
>The hyena choked back his dick, and managed to stuff his balls into his mouth before pulling back, pushing the sheep onto his back, and eating his ass.
>Anneke then joined in, and started riding the sheep's slick cock, talking about fucking him up on the roof, in the ally, and even next to her bother.
>It was the last time Remmy took silvia.
>Partly because he woke up, fully sheared.
>And his ass hurt.
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>>12837392
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>>12837353
>Annake fucked Remmy everywhere
>In his bed, in his kitchen and shower.
>In the lobby
>On the stairs
>In her bed. In Wolter's bed.
>The rest of the house started to get really pissy about all the thick sheep jizz they had to clean up around... well.. EVERYWHERE
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I’m super high

Tell me something profound
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Motherfucker hurry
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>>12837484
When Sweden and Denmark go up against eachother in an sport their displayed names spell SWE-DEN
the unused letters spell
DEN-MARK
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>>12837540
SKÅL!
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>>12837540
Holy fucking shit
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> Go to Paris over the summer
> Take a shit-ton of pics.
> Share them with Google Photos.

> Have a shit-ton of Zoot porns.
> Back them up with Google Sync.
> I are smart!

TWO WEEKS LATER:

> Girlfriend: "EEEWWWWW!"
> Me: "Wut?"
> "What the fuck is wrong with you?! Do you get off on this shit?!"
> Me: "Wut?"
> Girlfriend: "Why would you share that?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
> Me: "Wut?
> Girlfriend: "The furry porn in your Google photos!"
> Me: "Oh, shit."
> Look at my shared photos. Two weeks worth of Zoot prons are mixed in with my Paris photos.
> Me: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!!"
> Look at Google Sync settings. "Add new images to Google Photos" is on by DEFAULT!
> I shared those photos with my girlfriend, her parents, my parents, my co-workers and a couple of other friends.

Should I kill myself or just slink off to another country under a different name?

Girlfriend hasn't called or texted to me since she stormed out in disgust. Too scared to call my parents.
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>>12837688
This was funny but I feel it’s not true
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>>12837688
And this is exactly why I turn off ALL cloud and/or sharing services with every single smart device I own. I'll add things manually to whatever folder I want to later, thank you.
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>>12837688
im glad I dont have a family or friends
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>>12837688
>backing up porn
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>>12837688
>backing up porn
>backing up porn on the fucking Google Cloud

None of this is real, but could you have at least made it more believable?
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>>12837353
>My name is Remmy, I'm a ram.
>A predophile is what I am
>One day, to Avo, I confessed
>That night she made my room a mess
>But soon word spread that I like preds
>I was invited to several beds
>But Anneke was first to strike,
>Told competition "Take a hike"
>She once fucked me in a house
>I think it belonged to a mouse
>She will fuck me here or there,
>I've left DNA everywhere
>My name is Remmy. I'm a ram
>A Predophile is what I am

>"But Cormo, would you with a fox?"
>I would pound her in her box

>Yes with a fox, in Charlie's Box
>Yes in a house (Sorry, dear mouse!)
>I think I'd fuck her here or there
>I would fuck all preds everywhere
>My name is Cormo, I'm a ram
>A predophile is what I am!

>Would I, Should I, in Al's car?
>No. Dear god that's just too far!

>I would not, SHOULD NOT, in his car.
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I hope the time I spent on this was worth it.

It's from this deleted scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnnVhvhHeNs
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>>12837688
I really hope this is no true but in case it is you can always *BLAME SOMEONE ELSE*
>It was the kink of your previous gf and you completly forgot about it that it's there, and you shared it by accident
I mean, if she doesn't recognize the pure love Nick and Judy share she probably won't know that the porn she say was creater in the recent 2 years.
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>>12837688
Blame the Russians!
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>>12837823
Nice

>>12837849
Even the armadillo enjoys some dox fick
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>>12837913
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>>12837688
For your sake anon, I hope this is fake.
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>>12837913
>>12837926
They're under arrest for one of the most serious crimes in the prot-zoot universe... sexual relations between noble prey and savage predators.
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>>12837913
>>12837926

This art was done by two different artists btw
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if someone created a new thread, this thread dies
o no
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>>12837933
>For your sake anon, I hope this is fake.

I wish like a motherfucker that it was.

The worst part is I have -no- clue who did and didn't see the pics. Google only shows who is currently allowed to view (which at this point is no one).

I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop.

BTW: I'm the same guy who had an insurance adjuster end up with a picture of Judy taking it up the ass on my screen when he took a picture of my home office for an insurance claim. Some people here might remember that post.
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Making the new thread but on page 11 so.... this one will explode so can't link



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