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First for duke.
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piss
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whatcha listening to, /ztg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIv8XDfKZfI
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i like zootopia
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>>12564362
i like YOU
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>>12564362
What the FUCK IS ZOOTOPIA?
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i like guys
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>>12564305
his shorts always seemed like they were gonna come off any minute desu
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>>12564388
I wish they did anon, I wish they did...
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>>12564388
As with all tubes in media, the clothes were added in post with CG...
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>>12564457
I got your CLone High joke
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>>12564486
Man, I miss that show so much.
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>>12564457
>today's kink: duke holding his leg up in a way that lets you see right up his pantleg.
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>>12564511
We all do anon...
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Ok really is anyone going to tell me who did this?
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>>12564560
Reply/Ciwi
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>>12564355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gts2yGraydk
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>>12564355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rQiiqsv4A
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>>12564560
Kinda looks like moped
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>>12564560
>>12564569
>>12564590
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>>12564648
Jon?
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>>12564648
Weaver?
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>>12564648
Chumpy?
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>>12564277
what's the source of this doujin? Looks a bit like monmokamoko.
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>>12564648
Rose! Good to hear from ya, you planning any jackboxes in the near future?
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>>12564355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
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Just tell us who you are already you double nigger
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>>12564762
My name is Jeff
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>>12564762
i am me
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>>12564648
anon! It has been a while
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>>12564762
I AM THE SENATE
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>>12564355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M
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Kek, got a reply for my review on that Nick/Judy/Jack love triangle fic

>Author admits he purposely made Judy to be unlikable but that her actions "have a purpose" that will be explained at some point
>Compares this purpose to Judy risking her job to "help a little otter, one little otter in the midst of thousands, possibly millions of other otters in Zootopia"
>Apparently it will be another "45-55" chapters until "all the pieces fit together"
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>>12564889
bravo, truly the plot twist of the year
seriously why do we even care at this point?
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>>12564919
good job judy, you saved the ice cream cart but wasted all of the ice cream and fucked up your arm
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>>12564997
That cart could have run over dozens of mice if it kept going.
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>>12564997
agreed, but at least we've got to see Violet - she's really cute here
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>>12565053
>implying a few mice are worth more than perfectly good ice cream
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>>12564997
At least no small mammal died by runaway ice cream cart. That would be kind of embarrassing.

>"Earlier today, a family of mice were tragically killed by a small ice cream cart. The parents took a direct hit and died immediately, while the children suffocated and drowned in the ice cream that spilled out."
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>>12564355
https://soundcloud.com/gazpachosmusic/cannot-explain
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>>12564889
which one?
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>>12564648
oooh, hey Foxbutt
I thought the eyes looked familiar
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>>12564889
Wait, which fic? Theirs like a couple dozen of them at this point. The Savage Battle?

I am calling it now though. If that is the fic in question. I am guessing that Judy is actually in love with Nick and Jack is either a sibling or a friend of hers that is in on it. And she is trying to get Nick to admit his feelings for her, but his making it into this "fight" for her since he wouldn't say anything until this happened.
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>>12565100
Savage Battle, aka where Judy, in the middle of having lunch with Nick, just ups and fucks off to take a plane trip with Jack without telling anyone where she is going or who she is with.
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>>12565117
Who is this CC
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>>12565129
It is Savage Battle.

Also, that isn't the case because apparently Judy didn't even know what Jack did for a living before going on a trip with him, thinks that Nick isn't interested in her romantically, and that "there are other fish in the sea".
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>>12565181
Gay nick.
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>>12565187

Then I have no fucking idea. But it's sure to be terrible and laugh worthy.
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>>12565246
I mean who drew it hah.
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>>12564355

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qlPoNKa9sI
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>>12565181
>>12565254
Foxbutt
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>>12564648
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
holy fuck how you been man?
>>12565181
Foxbutt, he's fucking awesome, really fucking good
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>>12565317
>>12565319
Oh dang, I don't think I've seen their art before!!

Wow gosh, thanks for the tube pic Foxbutt.
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>>12565311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpe1R6veuBw
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>>12565311
mah nigga
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>>12564355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-8l73JPH8
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>>12565337
Wait are you fucking guys memeing me.
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>>12565385
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https://youtu.be/YUQzE7ff8pQ [Embed]
Wat u listening to /ztg/?
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>>12565421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
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>>12565317
The hell is going on in this pic
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reposting for new bread
https://imgur.com/a/NHIfS

fun pizzapals adventures
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>>12565471
Response to this iirc
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>>12565415
No memeing, foxbutt's a killer fuckin dude and a sick ass artist
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also a tubette
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>>12564355
https://soundcloud.com/shinichiro-yokota/timeless

>>12565337
Np! She's a cute character

>>12565319
Not bad at all, just been busy with school and all. The ztg urge hit me again tonight, so I thought I'd come on and check how things have been
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>>12565519
want to poke tummy
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>>12565506
>>12565519
When can I pay you money to draw my fetish
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>>12565541
Wait...how fit would you say your young, college-aged body is? And also how heterosexual
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>>12565541
Who are you?
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Less of a reshill more of "I have no idea what other image to use", I wanna draw my Tube but like, what do you guys think I should do? These will be quick doodles mind you.

>>12565561
DO IT
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>>12565317
Don't know the artist, but I suspect they visit theync.com now and then?
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>>12565642
what about l̶e̶a̶k̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶t̶s̶
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>>12565675
H-how did you slash.
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>>12565681
Right here
https://saijogeorge.com/strikethrough-text-generator/
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>>12565642
>Pansexual

What does that mean other than bi? Ive never gotten a straight answer here.
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>>12565506
This is a good first chapter.
Please continue...
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>>12565700
They're a thirsty fuck that doesn't give a shit what you are as long as you can get them off.
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>>12565700
Its more that they don't really care about what sort of gender they are.
>>12565690
Oh dang. And MAYBE, I mean theyre basically just little spots so who knows..
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>>12565700
I think it also means sexual attraction to people who don't identify as male or female.
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>>12565722
Also basically this
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>>12565416
I kind of dig this metal, dyed stripped fur Judy.
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>>12565598

>>12565624
a ghost

>>12565642
Does she have any hobbies?
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>>12565792
Video Game addiction, bad movies, terrible art

Typical stuff really.
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>>12565700

In a nutshell it means they're a gigantic slut that doesn't really view people as people - more like living masturbation aids. They'll get off on / with anyone and anything, pretty much.
Goes hand-in-hand with narcissistic and sociopathic tendencies, BTW. They're incapable of faithfulness or developing a meaningful relationship, and cheating in relationships is literally a core part of their personality.
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>>12565844
Im sorry your gf turned out to be a slut.
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>>12565844
You're projecting again anon.
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>>12565792

>>12565808
Girls don’t play video games
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>>12565845
Evenin' TB, howzit?
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>>12565845
How do you learn moonrunes, anyways? Feels like there's a million things to memorize vs how english works.
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Evening everyone, 8Ball is here. Long story short was without internet for a good long while, happy to have it back. Taking Greentext requests and to the Anon still waiting for his Remmy/Ozzy's Mother text, do not worry as I've not forgotten. Just gotta get the mojo flowing is all.

What I really love about this place is you can drop off for a week or two and come back and still feel just as home.
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>>12565894
Are girls even real..
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>>12565690
Normal text,
Bold text,
Underlined.
Outlined
Italic
Just experimenting with copy paste texts.
(Thought I had strike somewhere?)
If this is all normal, well it didn't work.
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>>12565858
>>12565860

It's a warning for those of you without the experience. You want to bag on me for it, fine - but if you choose to enter into a relationship with someone self-identifying as 'pan' I'd like you to know what you're getting yourself into.
I did a LOT of research after the inevitable breakup looking for what I did wrong, so this isn't just my admittedly biased view.
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>>12565912
Why not a green of Nick and Honey? Anything goes, Collar AU or just regular stuff.

Just, to do junk haha.

>>12565914
Rip
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>>12565912
Nick tries suplexing. It's pretty cool.
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>>12565912
>>12565926

Let's switch this up a little.
A green of Honey and Judy.
I dare you.
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>>12565922
Or maybe you just hooked up with a bitch?
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>>12565937
I request you have a good day.

And also that you maybe draw a cute Judy in the tundratown snow.
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>>12565937
Did you ever do an ageswap? If not, I request one
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>>12565937
Honey and Fin trying to hustle but it's more like mugging without Nick?
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>>12565937
Friedkin (polar bear drill sergeant) having a good drink with nick and judy. Like just a bear with the newest recruits for not fucking up for a full week.
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>>12565937
How about Nick eating all of the lollipops?
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>>12565912
>>12565926
>>12565942
How about Zistopia Clawhauser and Honey?
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>>12565943

Or maybe there's genuine personality and mental issues with women who identify as pansexual, and someone with experience is attempting to give you a heads up about them.
Whatever. You probably already know everything, so I'll just stop wasting my time.
Good luck out there, kid.
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>Several months since Wannabite dropped
>Hiatus
>Strange New Day drops
>"Welcome to Pack Street, Season 2!"
>YES
>Hiroshimoot above yes!
>Almost a month since last Pack Street.
>Feels bad, man.
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>>12565997
I'm just saying you can't use a single experience to define the whole.
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>>12566012
What?
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>>12566013

Are you blind, or simply stupid? Read what I wrote above - I did MONTHS of research afterwards, including walking my ass to the local library for reference materials on psychology.
My view IS biased. But it's not just that talking here.
Gah. I said I was going to stop.
Whatever. I tried.
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>>12566042
I really don't think a psychology book would go "YEP PANSEXUALS ARE SLUTS WHO USE PEOPLE FOR MASTURBATION!!"

You maybe should get some, sleep or something dude? It's just some random persons sexuality.
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>>12566042
no u stop being homotranssanspanphobic you nazi
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give me some tips on how to draw paws
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>>12566042
Anon, what's the most difficult dish that you've tried to prepare?
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>>12566081
Not him, but have you even read one?
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>>12566119
Not since I took a Psych class freshman year of college but it was more, specific psychology stuff.

I also got like a D+ so who fucking knows hah.
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>>12566035
Indeed. This has nothing to do with transsexuals and pansexuals! Why else would you come to /ztg/?

In all seriousness, I feel like I'm in withdrawal. Last new chapter was in October.
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>>12565926
>>12565930
I'm putting your's together because that sounds like too much fun
>The heat of the lights above the ring was nothing compared to the heat from the crowd
>It was a full house
>Full enough where Mammals were lined up outside trying to get a peak inside
>When Finnick said he'd deliver he meant it
>It all started with him and Judy channel surfing the other day, happening upon a wrestling match
>Nick, in his ever sly and confident manner, stated he could do those moves
>Judy, ever the suspicious Doe when it came to Foxes, called Nick out on it
>To the Fox's argument, wrestling was mostly acting
>With the occasional flop on the mat for effect
>He figured he'd talk a big game, get a roll of the eyes from Judy and that be the end of it
>Not so as it turns out
>Several dozens of Judy's siblings regularly partook in watching the numerous Wrestling Federations on cable TV and pay-per-view to boot
>The idea of someone paying for both cable and pay-per-view tickled Nick immensely but that was unrelated
>So Judy was quite familiar with how Wrestling actually worked, both it's actual and its hyped up counterpart
>"I guarantee you can't do the moves shown in an average match."
>"You wanna bet, Carrots?"
>Nick's eyes shined with delight
>If there was one thing he couldn't resist it was a bet
>And a bet made with Judy Hopps was often an easy one if it didn't involve her personally
>Hence, here Nick stood in a blue leotard
>Suddenly feeling quite conscientious about how many Mammals had come to watch this match
>He didn't even know who he'd be fighting
>Just then, movement from the opposite end of the ring as his challenger rose up into the ring, their figure hidden by a white robe
>Nick swallowed a lump in his throat, grateful this would be acting given how much broader his challenger appeared to be
>Finnick himself stepped out into the center of the ring, grabbing the hanging mic from the ceiling
>The sight of him dressed like a referee wasn't too surprising
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>>12565897
Still morning over here; working on stuff while livin' the snug life under a kotatsu

>>12565906
If you're seriously asking:

Start with the first two alphabets (hiragana and Katakana), they're not THAT hard to learn, and you could probably learn both in maybe two weeks if you study ~1-2 hours a day. After that, try to memorize simple phrases and/or vocabulary (For this I highly recommend a textbook of some sort to guide you; I personally used the Genki textbooks, they're pretty easy to find and you can download PDF versions online if you want), and as you're learning new phrases, also try to learn 5-10 new kanji each week. Once again, most textbooks are pretty good at teaching you kanji that you should know sooner rather than later, and often integrate said kanji into the practice exercises for the simple sentences/phrases you should also be learning.

Long story short: Fuck-tons of practice. If you really want to get faster results, I highly, HIGHLY recommend finding (or founding) a Japanese conversation club. If you're in college there's no fucking way there aren't people who are interested, and if you do ALSO make sure to make an English conversation club for the native Japanese speakers. At minimum it's a "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" scenario, at best you make awesome friends who will be invested in helping you learn the language.
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>>12566155
>snug life under a kotatsu

Maximum jelly. I have a heating pad under my sheets, at least, that's pretty nice.
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*smooch*
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So anyways, have I ever told you how much I hate jews?
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>>12566155
>google kotatsu
Holy shit, that's comfy as fuck
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>>12566213
I think you're just resentful that they're generally successful and you're not.
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>>12566209
delet this
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>>12566213
Is it as much as I hate polysexuals?
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>>12566213
I'll bring it up at the next meeting of the Elders of Zion.
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>>12566233
Ok but the best part?

They can have a heater under them if theyre electronic.

So they can be even warmer when it's cold.
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>really makes u think
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>>12566269
Yeah, we have an electric one here; keeps me nice and T O A S T Y while I work
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>>12566153
This looks very promising.
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>>12566042
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>>12566304
>>12566155

I remember hearing/seeing somewhere that that heater under them could be REALLY fucking dangerous.

Like with getting burned by it and shit.

Has that ever happened to you and/or the missus, or someone you know?
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>>12566315
Suplex me.
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>>12566304
Oh my god I want one super bad aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>12566213
they're like a bad weed. the holocaust only seems to have strengthened them in the long run.
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>>12566315
You're getting pansexual confused for polyamorous
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>>12566153
>Honestly the look suited him
>Finnick yelled at huge Mammals as it was, might as well look the part
>"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Tonight's match!"
>Finnick's deep baritone boomed in the arena, Mammals roaring, hooting, stomping, and cheering their approval
>"Tonight, we've got a special line-up just for you. One of Zootopia's finest stands before you tonight, weighing in at a feminine nineteen pounds and with a total of zero wins to his name; Mmmama's Tod!"
>The applause of the audience seemed rather null as Nick bristled at the title he had been given
>Red Rocket
>He told Finnick his stage name was Red Rocket!
>As if feeling Nick's ire Finnick grinned wickedly as he made to introduce the other half of tonight's match
>"And in this corner. Weighing in at a solid twenty four pounds of focused unstoppable killing machine. With forty six victories to her name and a thirst for the blood of weaker men, the one, the only, White Lightning!!"
>The roar of the crowd's love was much more apparent as Nick's challenger cast their robes off, revealing that white stripped fur over her statue-esc back
>Honey met Nick's look from across the ring and her smile showed off all of her fanged teeth
>Again, Nick felt a twinge of fear run up his spine
>It was just acting
>It was only acting
>Honey tilted her neck one way and then the other with a push of her fist, those cracks heard from across the ring
>A glance behind him and Nick, or Mama's Tod rather, could see Judy posed to watch the match
>Her cellphone already out to document the event
>It was acting
>Nick reminded himself, Honey seeming as large as she had ever been compared to him
>He was a trained officer of the law
>A skilled street wise con-Fox with decades of experience
>Last he checked Honey rarely left her house for anything
>This shouldn't be a problem
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>>12566315
How many dicks can Judy take in a row.
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>>12566331
I could see that being a thing if you set it to max heat and stayed there for hours, or maybe if you let a pile of clothes accumulate underneath it, but I don't know why anyone would do either of those things.

I haven't had any bad experiences with it and haven't heard of anything bad; based on my personal experience they have all the risks of a regular heater but with 10 times the S N U G factor built in, making it more than worth it
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>>12565506
I had to take a double take before I realized it said 'hooful' and not 'hoofjob'.
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>>12566213
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>>12566334
there you go anon <3

>>12566357
i kinda always saw judy as pansexual /so that i can ship her with anybody. this is just my poly blueberry boys ship, hah/
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>>12566367
>>Honey tilted her neck one way and then the other with a push of her fist, those cracks heard from across the ring

I stg this line is the best.

>>12566379
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
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>>12566415
Thanks so much!
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>>12566409
I'll take button number 2, please.
They are indeed a powerful enemy to a traditional, righteous civilization.
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>>12566415
Pansexual just means "bisexual that wants attention"
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>>12566409
"Jews are in control of everything, and that sucks because I should be in control of everything"

Easy
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>Pansexual
>Polyamourous
So bisexual. What you're trying to say is that you're bisexual, isn't it? I have a thing for gingers but that's not its own sexuality, I just like gingers. It's not quite winter yet so let's not be too hasty with the snowflake generation.
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>>12566447
wow y u gotta be so queerphobic?
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>>12566447
Polyamorous means a relationship with more than one person, anon
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>>12566415
Does that mean she'll fuck her siblings?
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>>12566447
Pan means any. So you'll fuck anyone. Men, women, children, old people, family members, animals.

Bi people at least have some taste.
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>>12566483
But what about pans?
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>no mention of trisexual master race
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>>12566447
The only reasoning Iv'e ever heard for Pan, is that its just bisexual without the implication of a gender binary.
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>>12566461
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>>12566514
Its ugly but its the cute kind of ugly
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>>12566514
Thats incestophobic
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I always saw Judy as a good-hearted, God-fearing mammal that only seeks marital relationships with bucks the way God intended.
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>>12566514
Those are some big glasses.
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>>12566531
YOU'RE insectophobic.
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>>12566457
Fair enough, I guess. Skeevy but I guess that's fine.

>>12566483
>>12566511
So yeah just plain old bisexuality, but it comes in a different cup and has a curly straw.
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>>12566542
I read that as "martial" and had this picture in my head of Paladin Judy sparring with Drunken Master Nick
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>>12566514
is this deer pan too?
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I like buns, I think they are cute.
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>>12566542
Good man
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>>12566315

xD you showed him
+upvote
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>>12566583
No, she's wok.
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>>12565187
So, what's the list if autistic trainwrecks so far?

Savage Battle
Force of Nature
Striped Up
Zootopia Chronicles
Immoral

Anything else?
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>>12566592
Wait which way am I supposed to read this?
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>>12566576
>Drunken Master Nick
F U N D I T
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>>12566531
i may be a special tumblr snowflake, but i havent drank that much koolaid
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>>12566091
Soft
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>>12566598
>*gong*
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>>12566603
Right to left...
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>>12566558
why yes. yes they are. cartoonily big glasses are my a e s t h e t i c
>>12566583 eeehhh idk. shes' just a character i like to draw doing cutesy or smutty things
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>>12565951
Thanks
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>>12566153
>>12566367
>This was a problem
>Mere seconds after that bell had been rung Nick learned the hard way that Finnick seemed to neglect to tell Honey the nature of this match
>For right midway in one of his sly remarks, Honey had kicked Nick so squarely in his chest he hit the ground with a bounce gasping for air
>The flashing of cameras joined the spots in Mama's Tod's vision
>The light of the ring above them being blocked out by the Badger's looming figure
>Nick couldn't even suck in enough air to call for mercy, getting out a weak yip as Honey picked him up by his cheeks
>Forcing him onto his feet, Honey gave him a crack across his jaw which send him reeling and his teeth rattling in his jaw, soon joined by another on the opposing side
>Stumbling back with a whine, Nick leaned back on the tightropes and was sent shuffling forward
>Right into an awaiting clothesline that had him tasting the ring in seconds
>'She's hitting me so hard Pops has to be feeling it'
>Nick blinked from where he laid, struggling to recover from this
>Not noticing as Honey both riled the crowd up with waving arms
>As well as when she made to climb the tightropes in the corner
>"Get up! Get up Nick!"
>'Judy? Carrots is that you?'
>Nick turned his head to see his partner and friend encouraging him
>Bouncing in place next to Clawhauser who was busy recording the fight with a grin on his face
>Inspired by his friend, and acting on basic instincts at this point, Nick pushed himself onto shaky legs and made to stand
>Only noticing his destroyer when it was too late
>Leaping forward, Honey buried Nick's face into her crotch moments before the momentum sent them to the ground with a flip, and Nick crashing into the middle of the ring with a pained thud
>Making to stand, Honey grinned at the sight of her foe
>Nick was weak as Sheep's blood but he could take a beating
>But she wasn't out to kill him
>It was time to put an end to this
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>>12566608
Love is love. What two people do in the bedroom not only is none of your business but also demands your complete acceptance.
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>>12566622
Okay that's what I thought. Changes the feel and what is a reaction to what when read left to right. Like nick had said something completely out of left field a moment ago and we missed it.
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>>12566599
May as well just put anything with a human insert on this list
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>>12566666
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>>12566666
burn in hell Lionfart
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>>12566603
right to left. i did this during a stream, someone wanted a uuuh i guess redraw of a scene from another manga or somethin.
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>>12566331
>One of the most horrible aspects of kotatsus is that they're comfy enough to ruin your lives.
It's just like weed.
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>>12566660
>demands
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>>12566666
Well, son of a bitch.
You actually got one.
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>>12566666
It only took you about a hundred tries but you did it.

Gold star 4 u
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>>12566654
>honey suplexs Nick, breaking his back and paralyzing him from the waist down.
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>>12566701
I have a sudden inexplicable urge to gently grasp Nick's muzzle.
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Pack Street when?
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>>12566666
my god he did it
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>>12566745
Say it with me, anon:

NEVER
EVER
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>>12566608
that cub face looks like NAH
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>>12566091

i dont have tips but heres a picture i have saved
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>>12566730
Anon, that's lewd
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>>12565416
who drew this?
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>>12566666
Good job anon
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Hi, /ztg/! Falke here.

I've left something kind of important unfinished for too long now.

>The Palm took its oasis theme seriously. The lobby was a soaring four stories, full of waterfall white noise and a kaleidoscope of plant life. Marki was with Verdegrand, to one side of the opulent reception desk. Judy felt better seeing her in her usual fatigues and vest - no doubt as the dependable emergency option. Verdegrand's suit was clearly hiding armor, too.

>"Good to see you, Officers," he said. "I've shown the others to the security room. My team is at Officer Shayler's disposal, if you need someone to place that stingray."

>"I'll see to it," Marki said, and started to drift off. Judy could see the little gray box in her paws.

>"I am sorry about the setup," Verdegrand said. He led them toward a waiting elevator and pressed the R key. It whisked they away, nonstop. "We won't be able to talk much once we get underway at noon."

>"It's all right," Judy said. She had to set aside the thoughts of Patch. "How's Claremont?"

>"Better, I hope." If CEG's future hinging on the next hours was bothering Verdegrand, he wasn't showing it. "I found her in the gym this morning, which is probably a good sign."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11394081/chapters/29075754
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Have a trip back in time, to when Bernielover was cool.
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>>12566666
>"Did I fail before?"
>"Maybe."
>"Will you check these digits?"
>"You bet your fuzzy rump you will."
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>>12566764
Impossible. Next, you're going to tell me that handholding's lewd too.
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>>12566850
>Next, you're going to tell me that handholding's lewd too.
Handholding's illegal, dude
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tis the season to be jolly
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>>12566893
You're not taking me.
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>>12566153
>>12566367
>>12566654
>"It is not looking good for our newcomer tonight folks. Will Zootopia's own Rabbit sidekick meet his end?"
>Okay that hurt almost as much as Honey's assault, Nick had to admit
>It wasn't his fault whenever he and Judy were on the news the logos would get plastered over his face or he'd be out of frame
>Even in his battered state Nick plainly heard his friend's jabs at him
>He felt her
>Heard Honey moving about the ring
>Suddenly a shift of weight and she was gone, no longer stomping around
>"Oh no."
>He heard Finnick as he pulled himself over to the nearest ropes to climb onto his feet
>"No no the rules didn't say anything about this folks!"
>First rope, Nick groaned
>Second, use your second arm for support
>The flashing of cameras ruined what vision he had left
>"Not the chair! That mad woman!"
>Flat grey steel met handsome Fox face with a bang and a pained groan from the audience
>"I'd call a penalty here but I am not messing with White Lightning when she has THE CHAIR!"
>The crowd ate it up regardless
>Even Judy only seemed sympathetic to her partner for a brief moment before she joined the crowds thundering noise
>Tossing the chair down, Honey slipped back into the Ring and grasped the legs of the Officer trying to crawl away
>"Aw no you don't"
>Honey heard him whimper as she picked him up entirely, hanging him upside down and walking him over to the turnbuckle
>Hanging his legs around the thing, Honey took a step back to admire her work
>"That look suits you Wilde, means I get at your soft bits easier."
>Unable to move, Nick could only watch as Honey stepped back
>All the way to the opposite corner of the ring
>And her charge towards him
>Each step shaking his vision more and more the closer she came
>Barreling down on him like a furred freight train
>When White Lightning jump kicked him, Nick's vision went black
>When sight returned to him he was at the edge of the ring, unable to feel his arms
>Honey was nearly done with him
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>>12566897
>that picture of nick w/ an orange condom and judy looking at it like it's the last dick on earth
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>In the time it took me to fuck with the contrast of an image, someone animated a lighting effect
weekly drawing? more like weakly drawing
ha
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Wrestling Gid

http://hyenainasportsbra.tumblr.com/post/167554236446/abismo-oscuro
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>>12566945
It was the mole! OF COURSE!
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Hello everyone! Who here's having a comfy night?

Just a reminder, if you would like to join Greentext Theater or Talking Content, let me know! Especially if you don't have a Discord, since I have no way to invite you!

>>12564355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yExdJAezoWs


>>12564560
>>12564648
>>12565541
Hello Fox Butt! Its great to see you again! Be sure to check out the TT archive-- last one was really big!

I hope your schoolwork is going well!

>>12565519
>>12565506
That's a wonderful start to a comic and a very cute Candy! I can't wait to see the next sequence.

>>12565912
Hello 8ball! No request, but I hope you have a wonderful day! And let me know if you would like to submit any greens to Greentext Theater!

>>12565937
>>12566642
Hello Wynn! No requests either! Glad to see you drawing up a storm.

>>12566209
She looks so happy about it! Maybe a bit too happy. I'm a bit worried.

>>12566514
Hello Lulu! How's your little deer been doing?

>>12566897
Whoa...

Why is Judy so serious about light-up carrots, anyway?

>>12566945
We all go at our own pace, buddy! What matters is you're improving, having fun and bringing delight to everybody. Like with that picture! Is it an early TT submission?

By the way, be sure to check out Talking Content with Mead and Inky if you haven't! The location of the hidden treasure may or may not be in there!

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/talking-content-inky-and-mead?in=comicanon/sets/talking-content

I've got to get going to a movie, but I'll be back tonight! Till then, take care, be well, and have fun being comfy!
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oh shit TWO images wooooaaaahh
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>>12566666
HE DID IT
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Does tgweaver still do those streams out of the blue?
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>>12566596
>NOT WILDEEHOPPS REEEE

Anyway:

>咄嗟の機転で恋人同士のフリする ジャックとジュディ
Jack and Judy, freely being lovers in a spur of the moment

>・・・いや、すまない・・・・
Jack: "... Oh, sorry...."
>あーえっと
Judy: "Ah-
Um..."

>リソさんネタ!!!
Rino-san's joke!!!
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>>12566233
>that couch configuration
Holy dick, maximum comf
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finally figured out what bugged me about this image
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I was asked to do a Jackbox

my Discord if you want to chat in, or just listen in on voice
https://discord.gg/gBHbrC
(the invite gets deleted after a game as I only want it to function when games are going)


and as a general reminder:
you DON'T need to own this game- all you need to participate is a browser and to watch:
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_eSIu6II0
and play along from:
http://jackbox.tv
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>>12566968

have fun at the movies bunbun. dont get squished by an elephant or something in those big seats.
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>>12567012
yessss
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>>12566972
>Judy ah hope y'all'll give us y'blessin
>Y'sister an I've been goin' steady for an awful long time and thought we'd tie the knot
>...figuratively speaking, o' course!
>(And literally)
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>>12566974

kek nicks face
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>>12566931
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>>12566654
>Literally everybody in his social circles actively cheering for Nick to get savagely beaten, recording it and everything
>Being told it was supposed to be an acting match then getting fucking wailed on for real

If this doesn't end with Nick cutting ties with everyone involved for letting it get this far (with lawsuits involved), Nick is a fucking idiot
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evangelion but the angels are tegaki
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>>12567012
Ah, I can't join, but that picture you made for it is amazing
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>>12566153
>>12566367
>>12566654
>>12566920
>Fading in and out of this world, the drooling Fox looked around him
>To anyone that could save him
>The humblest of God's creatures was his answer
>"F-Flashhh hhhelp mheee."
>Nick droned out, reaching out to the plain faced Sloth
>Blinking slowly at hearing the officer's pleading, Flash's answer was slow and deliberate, his eyes watching Honey the entire time
>"...Rip...his....heart....out."
>Nick felt the last of his hope drain out of him as he was helped onto his feet once more
>Moving to walk behind him, Honey's murderous arms locked in around Mama's Tods' girlish waist
>"You're mine now."
>Nick heard his killer inform him, moments before he felt his feet leaving the ring floor
>Putting all of her power into this finishing move, Honey lifted the pitiful excuse of a Fox up and over her body
>At the apex of his rise, she brought him crashing back down to the Earth with the force of a K2-Extinction impact
>The suplex was text book perfection
>Mama's Tod was out like a light and the crater in the ring was evidence of his defeat
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>>12567012
Aww, just as I was going to bed
Hope you all have a fun Jackbox anyway

Goodnight /ztg/
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>>12567099
Oh thanks, here's it by itself
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>>12566972
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>>12566920
Yeah, this >>12567086 not really fun to see Nick get the absolute shit beaten out of him, and everyone, including Judy, cheering for it.
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>>12567119
For real though, if Nick didn't go into it knowing it was an actual fight that straight up becomes full-on assault, and the audience gets guilt-by-association since NOBODY is stepping in to stop it. Realistically speaking Judy and Clawhauser are probably going to get fired for not stepping in, Honey is ABSOLUTELY getting arrested, and Nick will probably have to resign since nobody will respect his authority if that video goes out (which it undoubtedly will).

This went from an interesting premise to really fucking depressing in nothing flat
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>>12567012
>Gideon
>Comfy
Yeah that IS absurd
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>>12566153
>>12566367
>>12566654
>>12566920
>>12567119
>Vision slowly returned to Nick as the ringing in his ears died down to a degree
>Though he had a splitting headache and his back hurt somewhat, he felt...remarkably fine considering the damage he had sustained
>Bright purple eyes stared down at him with mild concern
>"J-Judy?"
>Upon hearing her partner speak Judy exhaled in relief
>"There you are. Slick I know I call you that but I didn't think you were that slippery."
>What was she talking about
>'Slippery, Honey's grip was like death's itself!'
>At the thought of the Destroyer a fearful look came about Nick's face as he glanced about in the ring, where a small crowd of Mammals had gathered around him
>"Wh-Where is she? W-W-Where's Honey?"
>The frightened stutter in his voice surprised Finnick and Judy
>"Uhm..Nick are you alright? Honey hasn't done anything to you yet."
>"What!? B-But the fight, the beating, the near death experience, I was sent to the Shadow Realm Carrots, that is not a nice place to be!"
>Giving the smaller Fox a look, Nick's longtime friend just groaned and Judy looked back down at her partner with a sympathetic look
>"Nick you ran inside the ring and slipped on an ice cube near the steps. You've only been out for twenty seconds."
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>>12567231
>Gideon involved in any way

Two Nicks is more likely to happen than Gideon ever getting bunny puss puss
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>>12567243
Rude! He is pretty comfy...
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>>12567277
go to sleep, gerardson
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>>12567253
>"It was all a dream"

This is probably the first time I've actually been relieved to see this cliche. Well done.
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>>12567253
>It was just a dream
I don't know whether this makes it better or worse
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>>12567313
>>12567314
dreammind
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>>12567261
That's why I like the idea of gideon hooking up with one of Judy's sisters and marrying into the family
>Judy visits with nick one day
>She knows about Gideon and her sibling hooking up, but doesn't know about them living there together
>That night, she can faintly hear a feminine grunt
>That's her sister and she sure-as-shit didn't stub her toe three times in a minute
>Faintly hear gideon "Ssh! They'll hear us!"
>Then bed squeaks for the rest of the night
>Nick is tackled and dragged to a cellar the next day by a savage bunny and neither of them are heard from until that night
>Also two carrots are missing and nick is walking kind of funny
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>>12567012
Dammit, gonna have to miss this.

Leaving for theater to catch a movie. Hopefully next time, Rose.
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>>12566153
>>12566367
>>12566654
>>12566920
>>12567119
>>12567253
Sorry for the bait and switch folks, I've always been a die hard sucker for Tom and Jerry/Looney Toon's-esc violence, so in my head the fight was more comical than it was harsh and depressing.

I did have it in mind for it to be a dream from the get go though as I firmly believe Nick belongs at Weenie Hut Jr.'s
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>>12567362
>slipped on an ice cube

I immediately thought of that Spongebob episode.

Also Nick literally KOing himself before the match is honestly believable.
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>>12566442
Bisexual means attracted to the male aesthetic and the female aesthetic. Pansexual includes people that don't fall into those categories.

It's not hard. If you look at somebody and can't tell if they're male or female and wouldn't stick your dick in it, well, shove over and make way for the pansexual who has no such qualms about getting their dick wet.

Heterosexuals, homosexuals, and bisexuals cuck themselves out of sex by having a specific preference. Pansexual people have a preference that can be summed up as 'has a pulse and is legal'.

Shit is not hard to understand.
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>>12567401
So it's a word that's basically unnecessary. Gotcha.
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>>12567362
I can understand that logic; the only problem is that sort of humor doesn't translate well into written formats. If you wrote out what happens in most Looney Tunes cartoons it just sounds macabre as fuck; it needs the visual aids and the light-hearted music to back it up otherwise shit's just sad.

Also, and this is my personal opinion so take it as you will, but if Nick was able to pass the Police Academy training that in and of itself should probably garner him a seat at the Salty Spitoon since he didn't have Judy's extreme athleticism to his (initial) advantage
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>>12567401
okay, but what if bisexual meant "i like both types of genitals"
what if your term was just "no preference"
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>>12567415
Man, put some effort into it.
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>>12567401
Don't try to explain it to them man, some people believe their way is the only way.
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>>12567431
'No preference' can be confused with 'absence of a preference', i.e. asexual.

Do you want to be confused for being asexual? No, of course not. Extend that courtesy to others.
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>>12567231
Hot

you forgot the black tips on their ears tho
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>>12567434
It's literally just a word that describes your type. It's like coming up with a sexuality word for people who are hot for brown chicks or for girls with some muscle.
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>>12567282
I should but that not me.
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>>12567427
Upon reflection that does seem a bit more obvious and I am a bit bummed I didn't consider that

As for your opinion on Nick, it is Canon and more set in reality than mine. My own headcannon just sees Nick as more of a comical foil to Judy is all, it taken more extreme in this case as Nick was conjuring the fight up himself
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>>12567471
You're a cool duder G. You doing rad out there? Feel like it's been a while since you stepped by... then again my memory sucks.
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>>12567467
>It's literally just a word that describes your type.

That's.. literally.. every sexuality?

It describes what gets your dick hard. So does homosexuality (dudes), heterosexuality (girls and traps because you're a fag in denial), bisexual (dudes and girls).

Pansexual is (everything). Intersex? Sure. Literal eunuch? Why not. Do you think you're a otherkin toaster? I'll put butter on my dick and fuck you until you're calling me Le Grande Baguette.

It's not hard.
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>>12567427
Shit dude Nick probably had an easier time at the Academy than Judy even if only because Judy put him through the fucking ringer before he ever even attended.
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>>12567481
Don't feel bad; you put yourself out there and learned a good lesson about writing from it

That, and if I'm being honest, I still enjoyed the story specifically because the "it was all a dream" was a huge relief
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>I don't understand something, but i'm going to be as confrontational as possible while you try to explain it to me.
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>>12567503
yeah, I've been away a little. Work increased and I'm even working on Saturdays (I usually work 3 or 4 days per week) and just come home and sleep sometimes.

thanks for asking!
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>>12567516
Except those other sexualities describe very specifically an actual biological part of the equation. "Pansexuality" is literally just bisexuality "except I don't really care what they look like" in other words "I have no standards: the sexuality."

I know it's not hard. It's just stupid and unnecessary.
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>>12567516
>It's not hard.
Wrong. With pansexuality it's always hard. Or wet.
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>>12567427
>Also, and this is my personal opinion so take it as you will, but if Nick was able to pass the Police Academy training that in and of itself should probably garner him a seat at the Salty Spitoon since he didn't have Judy's extreme athleticism to his (initial) advantage

This what I always thought; Nick had to go through the exact same crap that Judy had to push herself hard to get through. Climbing over the ice wall (which Judy just jumped on other recruits' heads), going through the sandstorm, fighting the rhino presumably or at least someone of similar size. All stuff Judy couldn't immediately do, and then trained her tail off in order to pass with top scores. Since Nick was assigned to the city center, we can assume he also passed with top scores. Yet everyone treats him as a weakling who has trouble doing anything physical and gets winded after running for five minutes.
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>>12567460
Probably because that's not actually Judy, Gideon just invited Nick to a session with his bun so she could see what it's like with a real fox for once.
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>>12567545
I think what's happening here is you think bisexual are pansexual, which is fucking weird but not unexpected given how bisexual people are practically fucking Sasquatch in terms of visibility.

Bisexuals fuck dudes and chicks. If it is not a dude or a chick, and there are people who fall under that description either due to willful androgyny or being actually medically intersexed, a pansexual will fuck it and a bisexual probably won't.
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>>12567175
Does Nick have an extra finger?
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>>12567627
A gay dude being attracted to feminine dudes does not make him any straighter, and being attracted to big bear dudes does not make him any gayer. They're two flavors of gay but still gay. Pansexuality is a flavor of bisexuality but at the end of the day it's still just bisexuality.
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>>12567635
I'm very used to drawing 5-fingered hands; I apologize.
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>>12567665
It's alright. It's pretty unnoticeable and I was legitimately clarifying because it looked to me like it could've been just a weird angle or something.
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>>12567704
Awww, that's really sweet.
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>>12567704
Is Judy helping Gideon fake a family picture?
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>>12567362
>>12567481
Putting in my two cents, I think another issue is that Nick didn't do anything during the dream. Usually in Tom and Jerry/Looney Toons type of violence, each side has their turn. Tom starts the fight, Jerry tricks him and makes him hurt himself, Tom tries to get Jerry back but fails hilariously and spectacularly. It goes back and forth, with each side taking some but there is a clear winner.

Here, Nick just gets absolutely wailed on, and has no chance to fight back. Something like "Nick trying to suplex Honey but she is either too heavy or turns it around on him" would have made it less depressing and somewhat more funny.
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>>12567716
heretic detected
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>>12567704
this is so cute my heart is melting!
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>>12567662
Yeah, but, you just said "a gay dude is attracted to a dude, and also a dude". No shit.

I have a new theory: this is one of those things where somebody doesn't believe there are genders other than 'cis dude', 'cis lady', and 'trap'.

Like, do you think a gay dude is going to fuck a female-to-male trans dude? Or a straight dude? Trans folk are rad, but, like, the entire FTM dating pull is a.) ftm dudes b.) ladies who will probably be ftm dudes in the future c.) pansexuals.
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>>12567736
Gay dudes don't fuck women, so no, they wouldn't. It isn't hard.
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>>12567736
>>12567744
>women

In retrospect, I really only have myself to blame for not guessing it was caveman gender theory.

You may continue your death march to the dustbin of history.
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There are only two genders, I'm sorry but attack helicopters don't count.
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Just a thought: During ZPD training, do you think they teach techniques to larger animals on how to subdue TINY criminals? I honestly think that should get just as much focus as the "enormous criminal" section. I mean, what if McHorn actually was the one to go after Weaselton? He can't just go charging after him, especially not in Little Rodentia. Until Judy got there, was their policy just "If they're under three feet, just fuckin' let 'em go"?
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>>12567782
Haha, okay, tumblr. Have a good day.
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>>12567811
stun guns. actual cops probably have equipment to better subdue targets than a meter maid gone rogue.
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>>12567811
Those tranq dart guns, probably.
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>>12567811
Nah, wolves already gave us the solution. Net guns.
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>>12565942
No sense in letting this one go to waste either, been a while since I wrote these to be honest
>Judy Hopps does not drink
>A bit of a rephraser was needed here actually
>Judy Hopps DID in fact drink
>For special occasions really
>She drank once her application was accepted to join the ZPD Police Academy
>When she became the proper drinking age her sisters insisted on taking her out
>And at every wedding since Judy drank a toast to the lucky sister or brother or cousin who was getting hitched
>Again she drank when Nick successfully graduated
>That particular event having taken place the previous night, if Judy's ramshackle memory served her correctly
>After the fifth insisted shot she lost track of what happened
>The hammering in her skull was well earned
>Her world around her felt closed in and horribly too warm, like a massive fur blanket had been cast over her nestled against a heater
>Feeling someone's clawed paws close around Judy's with a rumble of contentment made the Rabbit aware her blanket in fact was both a heater and a live one at that
>With a ceiling fan slowly circulating the stuffy hotel room's air, the only Rabbit Police Officer in Zootopia recognized she neither knew where she was nor whom she was sleeping with
>Daring a glance, she turned her head to face the Badger
>Mouth wide open and smelling of fried crickets and bourbon wafted over the Bunny's face, a mixture wrapped together with the stench of morning breath
>Eyes tearing up from the burning smell, Judy felt a band of metal around one of her fingers
>Bloodshot eyes widened to their fullest
>The Badger was wearing a band just like it
>Shifting in her sleep, Honey yawned wide enough to fit half of Judy inside of her mere inches from where she laid
>Snuggling Judy up closer against her, Honey opened her own rather bloodshot eyes and looked fondly down at the mortified Doe
>"Mmm morning, hope you don't mind if I admire the view Bunbun."
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>>12567861
Fin's a cool duder.
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>he STILL isnt signed up for secret santa

https://pastebin.com/6gFGr4r7

ztgsecretsanta.tumblr.com
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>>12567861
>finnick
I thought it was a sadic Mickey Mouse
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>>12567853
>>12567860
>>12567863
But then do they have to adjust the voltage/dosage/net size for EVERY size perp? That's just unrealistic. They have to have SOME sort of training for hand-to-hand that's relevant to fighting someone too small to use force on; they can't just whip out a tranq gun for a mouse on the run for stock market fraud, and they'd probably slip through any net shot at it
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>>12567799
do you remember Bunanon!?
"She" was a tranny all along!
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>>12567906
>anon/named cc/anyone else reading this still hasnt signed up for secret santa
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>>12567888
Nah, it clearly looks more like Oswald, you must be blind, anon.
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>>12567904
It's the police, so they probably just find the dosage that works on the largest percentage of perps, as designated by crime statistics by species, and anything that keels over from it gets covered up.
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i feel tired as all heck. i think i might go to sleep soon
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>>12567904
I would imagine that a lot of the police weapons in Zootopia are adjustable in some way. So you can set your net gun to fire the small, medium, or large net, adjustable taser voltages, or something like that.
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>>12567957
goodnight, Lulu
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>>12567957
Then sleep.
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>>12567957
You have a good snooze little horny dikdik.
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>>12567941
I have nothing to offer for secret santa. ...Unless someone wants their present to be a collection of screencaps for greens I've written.
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>>12567941
FUCK YOU ALL
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>>12567907
Then biologically "she" is a male. But for polite conversation you refer to him as you would a female. Not hard, m8. Still just an issue of which one of two to call someone.
In terms of sexual encounters honesty takes priority to personal preference, as nobody likes a surprise penis. Okay SOME people do but there's levels to how much surprise is too much. Just don't be a dick, mention you have a dick and see how things go from there.

Point is there's still just the two. Sorry.
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>>12567886
put me in
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>>12567990

Well, work you made previously isn't allowed as a gift, but theres some seriously great ideas that have been suggested by a bunch of people!
Check the screenshot i uploaded on tumblr as well as the Talking Content episode I reblogged from Comic (they answer my question about ideas at 2 hours and 8 minutes in)
Heck, if you've written greens before, why not write another?

>>12567991
You may hate Secret Santa, but Secret Santa loves and believes in you.
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>>12568055
>why not write another?
Probably because there's an insidious voice in my head saying "the time you spend doing that could be spent doing something for the whole thread instead"
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>>12568022
I mean, biological sex is one thing, and gender as a social and psychological construct is another thing. Harping on somebody's biology is rude, and is the provenance of people who constantly refer to girls as 'females' like they're fuckin' ferengi.

The mind is the essence of being. If that mind says 'I am mentally a girl and I want to inhabit the social space of a girl', sure, whatever, what's the harm. Their life, their body, their business.
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>>12568051
Gotta fill out the form Ger.
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>>12566012
What if the reason it's been so long since a Pack Street update is because Weaver plans on wrapping it up soon (with there only being a few more total) and by stretching out the time between chapters we also get to stick around for longer.
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>>12568055
Secret Santa can believe in my dick
bend over and bite the cookie, Saint Nick, I'm about to give you a stocking stuffer that will make you jolly
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New Pack Street when?
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>>12568132
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>>12568022
This man is mentally ill and society is so fucked up that he feels encouraged to search for ostensible medical professionals that one day will encourage him for more body altering hormone therapy and possible surgical mutilation. Bunanon, weird a fucker as he is, is a victim and he deserved better than what this toxic comunity has allow to happen to him. being allowed to do this to themselves is at best emotionally neglectful and at worse physically or even sexually abusive. It should be a crime.
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>>12568113
done
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>>12568161
Mr. Vice President, please stop shitposting on /ztg/. It's your turn to change the President's Depends.
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>>12568161
bunanon was trans before coming here
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>>12568161
ugly 2/10 tits
would rape anyway
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>>12568161
>The government should regulate what people are allowed to do with their bodies even more
>I love public entities interfering with peoples' personal freedoms
You are the reason societies inevitably become shit. KYS for the good of everyone blease.
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I finally figured out how to set up my screen tablet as a second monitor.

After two fucking years.

What are you doing with your nights?
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>>12568107
Because when you cut out the biological side of things it boils down to aesthetics. And then you can apply 'I am mentally a girl and I want to inhabit the social space of a girl' to a ripped 6'5" dude with a full beard and no trace of femininity it turns into a bit of a clusterfuck. If gender is a social construct why bother conforming to anything? Just say "i'm a girl" and be done with it. The biological side and the social side are two halves of the same coin.

Also, just saying, social constructs are at least somewhat influenced by biological points.
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>>12568265
hello swatcunt
looks like you need to go back to /pol/ again...
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>>12568051
You gotta fill out the form- Oh you did it now, nevermind.
Thank you for signing up!

>>12568082
Well one of the big goals for this is to simultaneously be a sort of "Big Bang" event. If you haven't heard of that, it's basically when a fandom groups together and releases a BUNCH of content within one day.
Anyway what I'm saying is that the gifts have to be Zootopia-related anyway. Therefore, it's not only a gift for the person you are assigned, but also a sort of gift for the whole thread! (Unless you don't want to post it publicly, which is totally fine)
I hope you consider signing up.

>>12568126
I-I believe in every part of you anon. But, uh, no touching Santa. Only platonic lap sits to tell me what you want for Christmas.
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>>12568288
Watching Rose's stream. Charlie just died...
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>>12568288
playin' some jackbox with rose
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>>12568307
The only thing I hate more than /pol/ is people that think /pol/ is libertarian. If anything, they'd agree with you, not me.

>>12568288
Watching Magic streams on Twitch and shitposting. Also congrats on your new monitor.
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>>12568295
transsexualism, like homosexuality, is a mental disorder. Mentally, the idea that someone feels they are a man although they have a women's body makes sense from this mental illness perspective. Either due to biological factors (e.g. brain developed differently or chemical pathways didn't function property) or social impact the idea of a someone having a "female" brain in a male body or vice versa is possible because of some failure to develop properly. It isn't "healthy". That said being ADHD, autistic, or having PTSD isn't "healthy" either.
Learning how to cope with the mental disorder or treat it should be the objective. That doesn't mean it should be normalized and I do feel that some transsexual persons are more deluded than ill (e.g. the pan-fluid-xir tumblr tier genders or the transpecies). Again, being "ill" isn't bad.
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>>12568288
signing up for secret santa. petting my cat. watching the stream.
what about you? besides the tablet thing. congrats though.
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i like zootopia
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>>12568349
It's less a "new monitor" more "I got this monitor for my 20th birthday and just today figured out how to make this work."

>>12568371
Might draw, it's almost midnight though.

I also keep looking to the tablet as if its my main screen this is gonna fuck me up for at least a week.
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>>12568349
mongoloid retard cunt
please get the fuck out
no one wants your ramblings about politics here
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>>12568288
jumping from thread to thread watching and watching the shitshows in almost all of them, hey Candy, you doin good? glad you figured your tablet out
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>>12568377
I like Judeon.
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>>12568388
He says, after posting
>>12568161
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>>12568295
>If gender is a social construct why bother conforming to anything? Just say "i'm a girl" and be done with it.

At the risk of giving away the game: what do you think the ultimate goal of this is?

I mean, I -am- a 6'2" bearded dude without a visible trace of feminity and fuck me I'd love to just go outside with eyeliner and a dress and just be a girl without having to go through all the shit trans people have to go through to make themselves palatable to cis people.

But the current meta of transness is being able to be cis-lite, to basically trick cis people (let's be frank: cis males) into leaving you alone. To be cis-lite. So you have to 'pass'.

For every trans person who is happy to reshape their body (and fuck it, if that's what they want to do to themselves, it's their body and their life), there's at least one who just wants to be seen as a girl without having to put yourself through enough pharmaceutical and surgical hell to just be left alone with it.
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What the fuck does any of this shit have to do with Zootopia
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>>12568403
now fuck off please :)
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>>12568448
Some zoot posters are trans. People find out about it and freak out, posting about how they're subhuman. That's what.

If people just don't touch the poop then it wouldn't happen.
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>>12568448
TRANNY BUNS!
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>>12568484
would
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>>12568396
Oh you know

Pushing my art to it's limits of course.

>>12568448
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>12568500
oh look!
another subhuman tranny piece of shit!
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>>12568500
cute!
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Just gotta say

4chanX is really good.

As a reminder to anyone who doesn't have it yet.

>>12568540
And thank you!
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>>12568415
What you're describing is called drag and has existed for decades.

Walking around in public dressed in a socially disadvantageous way isn't about "tricking cis males" into leaving you alone, it's about looking good in the eyes of society. If I walked outside with mismatching socks and crocs people would think less of me. I shouldn't walk around with a My Little Pony tee-shirt either.

Neither of those examples had anything to do with sexuality, and sure the reaction would probably be less extreme, but dressing well is a different issue than cis men specifically being unaccepting. It's about fitting in to society, which is an idea that transcends sexuality.

>>12568468
No. :^)
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>>12568550
You know what else is really good? Food.
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>>12568569
I ate a lot of food tonight its bad.
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>>12568569
Why don't food and good rhyme?
They should. Someone should make them rhyme.
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>>12568500
You know, you never told me your opinion on suplexing.
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>>12568484
Post more
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>>12568597
I'll tell you, once you tell me your reasons anon.

I mean you did ask multiple times, so I am curious.
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>>12568597
I have a similar question, except leg scissors. Entirely wholesome, I assure you.
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RIP in piss Rose
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https://www.deviantart.com/art/Beach-drawings-Gidoen-715345133
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>>12568618
Truly the face of suffering.
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>>12568618
>five nights in bunnyburrows
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>>12568618
this feels like a content-aware scaled pic even though it's not
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>>12568618
dear god they somehow managed to make gideon look worse
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>>12568618
Like everything but the muzzle are good in this picture.
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>>12568484
Who is the artist?
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>>12568609
I just thought it'd be something interesting to ask about, so that I could get to know you a little more.
Nothing else.
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>>12568659
I like me a good suplex not gonna lie.
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>>12568673
Cool. Would you envision yourself doing it to someone?
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>>12568552
source?
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>>12568415
>At the risk of giving away the game: what do you think the ultimate goal of this is?
Forcing everyone else to think like you rather than to extend the same respect for opinions to others that you expect to be extended to you.

>I mean, I -am- a 6'2" bearded dude without a visible trace of femininity and fuck me I'd love to just go outside with eyeliner and a dress and just be a girl without having to go through all the shit trans people have to go through to make themselves palatable to cis people.
And a lot of people would like to do things that aren't socially acceptable.

>But the current meta of transness is being able to be cis-lite, to basically trick cis people into leaving you alone.
This feels dishonest, and implies that normally you'd get more than a few strange looks. People aren't going to just run up and attack you for wearing a dress. You will look weird as fuck though. Same as anyone else that would wear something that doesn't fit. And your hostility towards guys is probably coloring your perception of the situation.

>For every trans person who is happy to reshape their body (and fuck it, if that's what they want to do to themselves, it's their body and their life) there's at least one who just wants to be seen as a girl without having to put yourself through enough pharmaceutical and surgical hell to just be left alone with it.
Yes. But why take the self-centered view of thinking that everyone else has to accept you? If it chafes you when others impose a standard, why do you think it's acceptable to force others into your line of thought?
The reason I brought up biology before is because, when you take a step back, presenting yourself as the thing you want to present as is the end-game. As humans we're hard-wired to be wary of things that don't fit. The "Uncanny valley". It's impossible to convince someone that an apple is a banana without significant change.
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>>12568685
Man I'm like barely 5 irl I can barely lift myself up.
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>>12568685
>Could
Whoops grammar
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I didn't know Brock Lesnar browsed ZTG, but damned if we're not heading to Suplex City.
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>>12568697
So, you have a low center of gravity. Get swole and see what can happen.
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>>12568694
On top of that, NONE OF THIS MEANS THERE'S A THIRD GENDER.
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>>12568690
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>>12568727
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>>12568742
WTF is this shit
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>>12568742
Oh no, he's cute
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Please don't leak pictures. I don't want to see some random schmuck right before going to sleep.
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>>12568746
I don't know, but I am literally embarrassed for whoever is posting it.
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>>12568746
doxxing
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why do you spend your time doing this?
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>>12568768
I knew it.
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>Get home after a hard day
>Feeling pretty awake
>Decide to spend a few seconds in bed on my phone
>The minute I hit the pillow, my entire body relaxes
>Suddenly the comfiest I've felt in forever, and ready to sleep for hours.

This is what it feels like to sleep with Betty.
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>>12568756
He's given up trying to legitimately try.

Now he's the equivalent of someone calling someone a nazi online as their way to win an argument that has nothing to do with politics.

Last resort is a depressing thing.
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>>12568759
>posting random unincriminating pics of some guys nobody cares about from a niche discord channel focused on a niche general on a board literally called /trash/
Is this what you kids have resorted to? Honestly, it's pathetic. Drama of the least impressive kind.
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>>12568789
Thanks for the (You)
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>>12568767
I just want to talk about zootopia. I don't give a shit about trannies or tumblr-tier gendernazis as long as they don't make me play pretend with them. Fuck I'd take a storm of trap nick cucking his alternate reality self and ten more pages of mystic trauma over this shit.

/lgbt/ was a mistake.
/soc/ was a mistake.
moot should have shit it down when he joined google
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>>12568768

nigga who teh fuk r u ?

wowwwe ur hip u leak picx like kys my man
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>>12568788
I don't think I have the emotional energy to watch someone this low. My own life is shit enough.
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>>12568798
Hello, I am giant bird, please don't post pictures of me without my consent.
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>>12568821
Honestly it's not even upsetting anymore it's just boring.
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>>12568807
>I just want to talk about zootopia
>SO I'M GOING TO DOXX EVERYONE!

Your logic sucks, faggot.
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>>12568833
those are pretty long fingers
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>>12568863
Man I dont even think it's the same guy.
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>>12568863
Nigga I'm not the one doxxing, I just responded because this entire thread's gone pants on head retarded.
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>>12568731
>https://www.deviantart.com/art/Mickey-s-Family-Ties-page-31-715453193
thanks
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>>12568887
>>12568887
>>12568887
Man 1 off, oh well.
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>doxx
And remember
If you are dumb enough to post photos of yourself on the internet (or sexual content) then you should not expect that to remain private forever. At some point it will be discovered by hackers
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>>12568900
>hackers
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>>12568900
You literally pulled shit off of somebody's Twitter my dude. Kevin Mitnick you aint'.
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>>12568900
>>12568914
*Russians
Apparently it's trendy to blame them.
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Sperg is posting /soc/shit again I'm guessing?
Most people presumably filtered/no-stubbed all that shit months ago

He's not even trying anymore. Achieving literally nothing from this, just wasting his time, shit's hilarious
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>>12568900
These were posted in an open space, publicly.

This guy is just obsessed with us.

Hell, one of these images was only posted to my twitter. I think he's in love with me.
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>>12568900
I remember bring like you when I was 11.
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>>12568926
I think it's great, actually. Now I've got a bountiful filter list.
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>>12568552
Did she fall in a puddle of piss?
What's going on with Gideon's head?
Is Judy going around everywhere dressed like a cop?
What is a horse shoe?
What does a horse shoe do?
Are there any horse socks?
Is anybody listening to me?
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>>12568928
Expected. You're cute! CUTE!
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>>12568934
4chanX is truly a blessing
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>>12568936
>horse socks
You're blowing my mind, anon.



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