/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Personal Hygene EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TThread journal Backup: https://pastebin.com/GiLL5kASZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/12391969Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/12391969/12391969.htmlPrevious thread: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/12391969Current TT Theme: Z.A.S.A. (Submissions are due Nov. 9)More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdaysTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
cuck
Judy is FUCKING HUGE
boy I was waiting for the new thread just to post this!
Just reposting some quick draws, because end of the thread.
>>12399942
>>12399834Buns need to bathe daily, they get dirty very easily.
>>12399950
>>12399956And last one.
>>12399890ZAnthony is a weird, weird man.Their also seems to be another guy I know almost like him.
>>12399969That Smug_ bastard! I hope he gets his!
>>12399997One day, Lionfart.One day you'd get it.
>>12400015I hope he never does
>>12400028He's done it before and he an do it again
>>12399878I wish I was tiny and worshipping Judy's big footpaws.
i'm ready to remove the gays early on in this thread.
>>12400135
>>12400199
>>12400132That seems like comfy pajamasI wish I could be an evil mastermind who plots in a bathrobe and flannel pjs
Goodnight /ztg/!
>>12400259Good night 'gooser
>>12399878Judy is FUCKING TINY
>>12400259You have a good night Mr Tuber, sweet lewdings to you.
>>12400259Sleep tight tuber!
[RESHILL!!!]http://thingsjusthappen.smackjeeves.com/comics/2524893/4-1/https://tjhcomic.tumblr.com/post/167196040695/chapter-4-its-a-flashback-chapter-fuck-youChapter 4 BEGINSIt should be a short one, here's hoping!!
>>12399952Source?
>>12400342Tsampikos's patreon
>>12399986>>12399890>When I thought his knee was a gaint penis in his pants.Then I remember that his fetish's are people in their underwear.
why is Remmy always so cute?
>>12400365Ah so paywall's?
>>12400380because Weaver doesnt draw him true to Zootopia's actual design for sheepin reality he should be fucking ugly
>>12400380Its the hair, pompadours are the king of dues.
>>12400132ProtoWeaver Deer and Weaverlope should kiss.
>zootopia will never get a video game>even if it did, it wouldn't be directed by Yoko Taro
>>12400447>even if it did, it wouldn't be directed by Yoko Taro"If Square Enix pays me."
>>12400447I didn't realize you wanted your favorite characters to die and be awful for each other.
>>12400414
>>12400517>cousinswhy you have to make it weird man
>>12400135>We Sky Army are ready to remove (You) early on in this thread
>>12400525nothing weird about making out with your cousin
>>12400525Brother from another Dimension
>>12400447Fool, From Soft is making the new Zoot game so it'll be directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki!
>>12400517YES
OK, here's my attempt for ZASA TT..'Horseton, we have a problem'>Nick nervously keyed his microphone, "Horseton, we have a problem.">He re-keyed the mike, "over.">After three seconds of delayed static, capcom responded, "Go ahead zulu one three?">Looking at Judy, Nick began, "Horeston, we have an anomaly warning on INS panel one, with a code three fault, over.">More static then, "Zulu one three, we're just cross checking telemetry readings back here and, could you confirm a code three fault, over?">"Roger control, code three fault INS panel one, trajectory out of limits for orbital insertion, over," replied Nick.>"Can we still do it from my panel?" Judy asked Nick nervously.>Flicking through the manual, Nick replied, "To use INS panel two as primary, we have to disconnect panel one from the backup computer and adjust any corrections to panel two manually," he read.>Nick placed the manual in the air between them and let it float there as he reached for another folder.>'PRIMARY COMPUTER OVER-RIDE' read the new manual.>A beep sounded amidst the static, "Zulu one three, CapCom here, our telemetry now concurs a code three fault in INS panel one and we're just discussing if to override to panel two, or upload a correction to panel one from here, over.">Back at ZASA control, the bear Flight Director looked over to the cheetah in charge of the Guidance console.>"What have you found Mr Spot?" called the bear.>"There looks to have been a minor overload spike in the main bus after the last retro adjustment, Flight," responded the cheetah, "we're just checking what happened after that.">The bear looked over to a different console, "Surgeon, how are they doing?"
>>12400627>An antelope looked back at the bear, "Hopps's heart rate is up a little, but within parameters Sir, I mean flight.">The bear looked at the antelope for an extra second before looking back to the cheetah.>"Guido?" he called.>The cheetah looked back from the raccoon he was talking to, "Flight, we think panel one may have done an auto reboot and…" he stopped as the raccoon tapped his shoulder and the two conversed for a second or two.>"Flight, we think that MC-1 was doing a parallel program comparison test at the time of the spike and has rebooted from the backup file system instead of it's primary file, we're just re-running a simulation on BF-2 to see if there is a problem.">The bear looked back to the deer at the communications console, "OK capcom, just let them know we're on it and ask if there are any other problems?">"…roger capcom, over." Nick looked back to Judy as he un-keyed the mike, "hurry up and wait I guess," he said.>Judy looked back up from her panel, "We have a correction window coming up in twenty minutes, which panel will we follow?" she asked.>"Does your INS show a correction?" asked Nick.>Judy replied, "By the window we'll need to correct for a five mile deviation, but that's still within parameter which is why we haven't got a ping yet.">Nick looked back to his panel, "Five mile eh?, my panel shows that by window I've got a fifty mile error, hmmmm, I've got an idea," he reached for the comm button again.>"Capcom, zulu one three here, over.">"Zulu one three, go ahead, over.">Nick continued, "Capcom, just noticed our next correction windows are five mile on panel two and fifty mile on panel one. Could this just be a decimal point error, over?">The bear, deer and cheetah looked at one another in turn, finally the cheetah turning to a raccoon next to him.>"Can we run a comparison stream between INS-1,INS-2, MC-1 and BF-2?" the cheetah asked.
>>12400398Not if you know how to PARTY with YIFF if you catch my drift.
It's okay to be white.
>>12400642>I'll get the techs to load the backup copies on four mainframes and run for differences," replied the raccoon.>The cheetah thought for a second then said, "Get the code writers to sit in on the stream test".>The raccoon nodded and hurried out the door.>Following the hallway to Programming, the raccoon burst through the door, a suspicion already forming in his mind.>A small group of mammals sat around watching the life feed from the main control room, they all looked across as the raccoon entered.>"Lunar insertion code, INS back-up file two, who did the writeup for that?" called the raccoon.>There was a crash at the back of the office with the sound of a coffee cup shattering on the floor and a trashcan being knocked over.>"File two sir?" responded a bespectacled donkey, as he stumbled from behind his workstation, "I think I did that one sir.">The raccoon face-palmed and dragged his paws down his muzzle, "Donk," he muttered to himself.>An ocelot nudged the beaver sitting next to him, "Oh no, they're doooomed," and received a withering stare from the raccoon.>"C'mon Donk, we've gotta check that file, it looks like you may have put a decimal point in the wrong place.">If the donkey's face was long before, it now almost hit the floor.>"Sir, that code is nearly four and a half thousand lines long, it'll take hours!">If the raccoon didn't have a mouth full of canines, he would have been grinding them together by now.>"Just get your copy of the file and load it onto mainframe two, I'll put the master program file on mainframe one, and we'll do a synchronised start."
Remmy did nothing wrong
>>12400657>The raccoon looked over to the beaver, "Hey paddles, what time section are they in now?">The beaver looked at the live stream, then across at an orbital plot screen, "We're at fifty nine hours something, and they've past window one, so…" he grabbed a folder from a coffee table near him and flipped through printout pages.>"I'd say they're pretty close to section three, the first insertion window doesn't start till section two so…">"OK," said the raccoon, "load your file, goto the beginning of section two and pause," he called as he busied himself at a computer console.>The donkey pushed the floppy into the slot, slid his hoof into his keypad digit glove, and pressed start.>"Paddles, could you just check as we go please?, OK, go to insertion window one and put in say, twenty three in the deviation marker, what do you get?">The raccoon looked across and Donk was still tapping into his keyboard, one digit at a time, "give me strength," he muttered to himself.>After a moment, the second computer went 'ping', "I get a fifteen second burn sir," responded the donkey.>"OK, same here, go to window two and put in the same value," said the raccoon as he typed at his console.>Momentarily his computer gave off a chime and the raccoon turned to watch the donkey still tapping in numbers.>Donk flurried at the enter key and presently his computer pinged again, "one hundred and fifty second burn sir," he called sheepishly.>"Right, open and read between window one and window two, and find the misplaced decimal point, shouldn't be more than two hundred lines."RTYeah, I know, techno babble and not too funny.
>>12400517Don't get too excited, folks.It's just Regular Weaver making two hand-puppets kiss....I mean, unless if you get off on puppets kissing; I'm not one to judge.
Not Zoot obviously, but for entertainnment's sake, the October Revolution has begun. Shit's going down in Petrograd.https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%231917livehttps://twitter.com/rt_1917>>12400649It's better to be red.
>>12400672We do need more hand puppets. I bet it's Martina playing with them, her face flushed red and eyes all bright...
>playing Zootopia: The Game, published by Squeenix>play as the SECOND rabboot cop in the city>first few hours are a police procedural, a la L.A. Noir>mostly stuff like theft and harassment>during an interview in the fourth case, there's a weird noise and a flash of light>interview goes into a cutscene as your character looks out the window>a massive portal is in the sky, and indistinct winged shapes are puring out of it>the titlecard fades in>DRAG-ON DRAGOON 4>your character immediately gets incinerated by a dragon
>>12400649Non-Asians to sacrifice themselves to their Asian overlords.
>>12400692Martina is the missing link between tubes and lewds.
fresh watercolor get it before it's gone
>>12400726Nick has a flat head
>>12400730
>>12400730>Poitn
>>12400726What a ghastly fashion sense.
>>12400674kys
>>12400740Poor beaver looks like he has no idea what's going on, just wanted to hang out with his bros... maybe grab a bear and watch the hoof ball game.
why doesnt Dora, the largest Pack Street, not simply eat all the others?
>>12400896because she needs their sexual energy
>>12400896I'm sure she would have if they were all there that one night
>>12400667Poor donkey.It was just one typo, and now his entire genus is banned from ZASA.
>>12400646Oh ya. Whoops, forgot all about that site.
>>12400730>>12400740Post more of this. I want to know what the hell's going on.
>>12400740>>12400730Is Akiric doing a side comic or is that someone trying to copy his artstyle? Jack looks pretty close to it.Or it can just be an utter coincidence.>>12401053>35 other pages.Oh heavens.
>>12400896That's what I want to know!
>>12400761>What a ghastly fashion sense.
>>12401053>>12401074https://thegorysaint.tumblr.com/post/162603599136/not-again-zootopia-fan-comic-pages-1-2
>>12401172What do you regret?
>>12401172Whats that?
>>12400896Define "eat"
who is, objectively, the cutest pack street?
>>12401249Easy
>>12401249Theyre all cutebut Al's the cutest
>>12401249Dora, then remmy, then betty
>>12400831captcha Blvd WANG
>>12401249>who is, objectively, the cutest pack street?
>>12401355why is that deer's face not being smooshed by her wolf?this is an outrage
>>12401368Saving it for their wedding night maybe? That's crazy noble in an old fashioned kinda way... >>12401269This badger is truly a qt.
>>12401355Martina
What do you guys like to do in your free time?
>>12401556jack off
>>12401556Hang out here, write greens, read stuff, pitch ideas back and forth with other anons
Shit, I've been gone for like a month. What'd I miss?
>>12401556Paint models, watch anime, read trashy romance novels, come here, write and read greens, discuss prompts... Adopted AU is king.
>>12401600Zhan livestreamed himself horsecumming on his own horseface.Rose took over via bloody conquest.Nobby chopped his balls off and died.
>>12401600I was wondering where you went off to.Halloween was cool, some good stories and greens, comic's streams, new artists and writers. Check the thread journal.
>>12401600Pack street updated, also Porn street, lotta cool discussion, pics, streams, Rose being a rad skunker, greens... other stuff too probably.
>>12401556>free time>implyingFor real though, playing vidya, reading history books, drinking, calisthenics.
>>12401556Draw, do electronics stuff, live drawing sessions on the weekend, bidya james, read, take naps, go to the range,
>>12401556mostly waste my time, sometimes draw
>>12401686>calisthenicsdude, share your routine, I want to get into that
>>12400726>implying that this isn't the pinnacle of fashion
>>12401623source?
>>12401803I wouldn't call it a routine. I just do shitloads of basic exercises three days a week. Or at least I did. School and volunteer work has been taking up most of my time lately.
>>12401884
>>12400281>Nick steals Cotton for himself.
>>12401884Yes! Bunnies like head pats
>>12400627>>12400642>>12400657>>12400667
>>12401891If you really are that curious though, give these a shothttp://hundredpushups.com/http://twohundredsitups.com/http://www.twohundredsquats.com/As I said, nothing fancy, but I've lost a ton of weight just by counting calories and sticking to these regimens. I really need to get my ass outside and start running though.
>>12401896whats violet doing in this picture?
>>12401875http://lsw249.tumblr.com/
>>12401803>>12401926Different anon here, calisthenics are my jamhollow holdsplanksl-sitsleg raisesdragon flagshandstandspistol squatsdipspushupsring pullupsring support holdring rowsrun or bicycle until dedrepeat two days later, ad infinitum
>>12401966why are all of the artists who use binary brushes so good?
>>12401972Hey, thanks for your input dude. I've been meaning to move beyond the basics for a while now. I'll give a few of these a shot.
Hey thread, guess who left school work till the last minute and now has basically only 3ish hours to write a fucking paper they barely started.
>>12402077That'll teach you
>>12401155Well, the drawing is reasonable, but the characterisation is on a different planet?Sorry, it looks a bit Borbas/Zaush school of comic writing...
>>12402077Bet it was Guyzelle, such a scatterbrained ungulate...
>>12402077That you blue?Focus more on school next time dude, 'tis be the busy time of the year
>>12400761
>>12402141
>>12401914Hey, thanks for that.>always be nice to your 'cappers anons
>>12402112i-..is that really the context of that judy reaction image? thats it? i thought she was watching her family get murdered. good lord.
>>12402145ugly
>>12402145A E S T H E T I C
>>12402145That is perhaps Nick's most obnoxious shirt and tie.
Hello everybody!In just one hour, join-->>12402145Whoa... that's one hell of a shirt...Uh, right! Join Smug, Ksy and Foxy as we read your greentexts on Greentext Theater!
>>12402166
>>12402145Judy says "What? Sorry, it's hard to hear you. Your shirt's too loud."
>>12402208Context aside that tongue is actually quite nice, the hell is with the rest of the pic...
>>12402226Ungulate tongues are objectively the best.
>>12402208
>>12402246
>>12402253
>>12402241No I just mean its really well done. Nice slimy and bright...
>>12402152No that's just an edit of someone taking the piss out of all the drama filled drivel within fic's and shit now-a-days.No that actual words from Nick was something more bland.But let's not talk about Borborbaba anymore. That shit had been dead for quite some time and he's even more of an utter joke now.
>>12402253>reality ensues voreOkay, that's new.
>>12402141>>12402145>Judy contemplates if she needs to lead an intervention when it comes to Nick's "fashion"
>>12402257yeah thats a true stereotype about vore artists. their mouths are always very detailed and usually well drawn compared to everything else
>>12402152
>>12402152Not totally sure I follow?The image is a snark at the quality of the story from >>12401155.I only read the first two pages and baled, did it start to get some edge later on?>OK, I'll go back and look...
>>12402253Jesus christ, that's fucking morbid.
>>12402275
>>12402275In reality, that much meat should send a ruminant to the hospital.
>>12401891>>12401972Post shirtless upper bodies
>>12402294I love that edit so much.
Is pizza an open faced sandwich?
>>12402333I can't speak for the other anon, but you don't want me to do that. I exercise primarily so that I don't get fat again. I like to think I'm a pretty handsome guy, but my body is not the most aesthetically pleasing. Not to my mind anyway. Besides, this isn't really the place for /soc/ posting. Especially not with a certain dox-happy troublemaker running amok.
>>12402145Judy selects his clothes for him when
>>12402367
>>12402367no an open faced sandwich isn't even a sandwich
Al's big beautiful ass gives me life
>>12402371Mm. Pm it to comic and I’ll have him send it to me
>>12402399
>>12402367Is a hotdog a sub?
>>12402407
>>12402407FUCK, I though this was mpreg, but now my boners dead.
>>12402415Fucking animal, use a toilet for goodness sake.
>>12402384God I love Bertstrips.
>>12402421
>>12402415Okay...but why does he hate that Marshall amp so much?
So, how fast are Nick and Judy? Who's the faster one?
>>12402447>hyper dickEw.
>>12402367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJIfxmDJKvk
>>12402462Considering how often foxes snack on rabbots, I'd say foxes.
>>12402468>he thinks thats hyper
>>12402462Nick is a lazy fox
>>12402484Compared to the rabbit's body is it not?
>>12402484It is, it's bigger than his fucking arm.Rabbits should have small, cute, cone shaped dicks.
The idea of a 4ft tall fox still unsettles me.
>>12402503no, its just bighyper is fucking 20 feet tall my dude
>>12402468No taste
>>12402509the idea of a 4ft tall human unsettles me more
>>12402513Specifically or can there be some leeway?What about 19 foot long dicks?
>>12402462Hopefully Nick, poor dudes in the wrong neighborhood.
>>12402521That anatomy is fucking terrible.
>>12402521I wish someone wouldve edited Donk's headits just so distracting
>>12402513If it drags on the ground it's hyper.Unless you're a tapir. Then it's normal.
>>12402524Kids are terrifying? Makes sense.
>>12402418>やあ ニンジン 遅かったなNick: "Yo, CarrotsYou're late">ごめんなさい待たせ・・・ えっ 何そのシャツJudy: "Sorry for making you wai... EH What's with that shirt">ん?ああ いいだろコレNick: "Nn? Aah, it's nice, isn't it">なんだどーした?もしかして惚れちゃった?Nick: "What's wrong? Could it be you've fallen in love?">・・・初めて会った時それを着てたら多分私、声をかけなかったと思うわJudy: "... If you wore that when I met you for the first time, I don't think I would've called out to you">えNick: "Eh">なんでもいいけど今日は10歩離れて歩いてくれる?Judy: "Whatever, just could you walk about ten steps behind me?">えっ そんなにヒドいのNick: "EH THAT'S SO MEAN"
>>12402542It's like a pez dispenser on top of a neck dick.
>>12402559yeah but also midgetsgenerally just short peoplecloser to the ground means closer to the devil
>>12402571Whoops, forgot image
>>12402333One shirtless upper body, right up.
>>12402587But short people are at perfect dick sucking height.
>>12402619>dick suckingoh you mean drinking from the devil's faucet?
>>12402608
>>12402418>>12402571
>>12402608This is the only that didn't creep me out tonight.
Howdy NEIGHbors!! HAHAHAI am here to shill the Secret Santa! The goal of this event is to get as many people to participate in creating something for another anon as possible, even (and especially) those who don’t define themselves as a CC. There are lots of ways you can make content without drawing or writing skills. Here is the pastebin with all the info: https://pastebin.com/i0LPeDDG And here is a link to the Tumblr Archive, which has the same info but organized better: https://ztgsecretsanta.tumblr.comI’d link the signup directly, but 4chan thinks its spam. It should be easy to find on either of the other links!Remember, if you don't sign up, your favorite character will be gently bullied! I'm pretty sure that's how that myth goes. Also, I'll be sad.
>>12399969Oh shit, man, this is great! What a thing to wake up to.
>>12402648>devil's faucetThat's a horrible thing to call your penis, like, that doesn't even demonize the act of oral sex, that just demonized your dick itself.
>>12402648but what if its a cute feminine dick like the one Velvet has
>>12402679>>12402418That's not the best shirt ever, but I don't see the awfulness of it either.Hell, in the movie nobody cares to notice Nick's fashion sense at all.
>>12402590Hey TB, is it true that Japanese is much harder to translate into English than vice versa? A translator anon translated that giant nickxjack text wall yesterday and they said that it took them over 5 hours to do so
are there masculine vaginas?
>>12402869>implying its even debatable that jack has a masculine vagina
>>12402869Yes, Betty and Pandora each have one. With kung-fu like grip.
>>12402834I personally find it a lot easier to translate Japanese into English, but that's mainly because English is far more my forte in comparison to Japanese. That being said, I can definitely see where one could say that; English has, like, forty ways to say the same thing whereas most other languages usually have one clear right way to say it.The biggest problem I usually have translating the other way around (English to Japanese) is I tend to over-think it, trying to find the most literal translation of the English text when a far simpler way to say it is more readily available. That being said, that's more of a personal issue rather than an overall problem with translating between the two languages.
>>12402908>With kung-fu like gripSounds like that tigress is a real master.
Greentext Theater will start in 10 minutes or so! Until then, how about we jam to some tunes?https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon
is Charlie's vagina androgynous too?
>>12402693I'm half-tempted to get involved. How many have signed up already?
>>12402976Thanks for the reminder, Comic! Here's to more technical difficulties!
>>12402693thanks, anon!already added, looking foward to this event. Glad you have all the details already!
>>12401249*faint intermittent bleating sounds*
>>12403032I had no idea Rex could bleat... adorable!
>>12403032is that the sound of cutest boy Ozzy fucking Remmy?
>>12402976This music is fucking dope. Is there a version without vocals?
>>12403079I'm not sure... I haven't found a lot of Fantastic Plastic Machine available online save for YouTube videos, and its definitely not their full collection.I'll ask my brother; he's an expert at digging for music.
>>12402976put some pants on!
would you rather have a very late halloween tt or a maybe on time ZASA TT?theoretically, of course
>>12403150i dont care for either!
>>12403150You're a riot, Bate
>>12403103tell your brother your furry friends say hello
>>12403150Flip a coin. Also, you should totally sign this.
>>12403150Do you have something in mind for Halloween Bate? If you do and like it, I say go for it.
>>12403150Might tidy this up.
>>12403150fuck this guy >>12403266never sign anythingalso whichever one you want to do moreif you cant decide then flip a coin or something
>>12402375>"Im going to have to marry him just so I can make sure he never wears something like this again"
>>12403332>never sign anythingWhy have you gone on this tan-gent, anon? Just...cos?
>>12399956>>12400259Just saw this, thanks A_sig!And sleep tight!
>>12403354For purely scientific reasons... what would be the safest way to lewd a porcupine? Not you of course...
>>12403377With their consent
>>12403351you're a fucking mongoloid please never respond to my posts again
>>12402693Signed up, hope more people do too
>>12403377>For purely scientific reasons...My man>what would be the safest way to lewd a porcupine? Not you of course...Not from behind that's for sure!
>>12403387What's wrong, anon? Don't tell me that you can't hand-le the pun-ishment. Get a grip.
>>12403161that works for me!>>12403326>>12403266>>12403332well i already started the halloween tt. its probably like... 67% done. not including color.i bit off more than i could chew>inb4 voreill leave and never come back i swear to godanyway i was asking becoz theres no way ill have time to do both. so i was just asking the thread to see if the hallowen hype was over and i should just skip it and move on to zasa, or if you guys still care about spook. i dont either way.
>>12403464I am big into Halloween so that's my vote.
>>12403424yes, from behind
>>12403333The problem is, well, Judy doesn't seem to have a good sense of fashion.
>>12403464>ill leave and never come back i swear to godThere's always more stuff to bully you about.
>>12403490Nonsense
Foot fetish anyone?
Teabro! Draw more rad Kitsune Zoots! They're rad as all hell!
>>12403006You absolutely should! Imagine all the holiday cheer you could experience.There's nine people signed up so far. I'm hoping for more! Especially because the Discord folks aren't even really aware of it yet,and theres a lot of people in the Discord. Shilling there scares me because I dont usually talk there much.>>12403027>>12403418Thank you for signing up! I dub thee honorary elves. Look how happy Nick is to be an elf. He is overjoyed.
>>12403464>its probably like... 67% doneI say finish your Halloween entry then (it doesn't have to be colored)
>>12403464>ill leave and never come back i swear to godman that must be really eating you upas for the TT you should probably just chew it over before making a decision
>>12403553I really hope I never have to see something like this again
>>12403488delet
Mug Beverage
>>12403464>ill leave and never come back i swear to godhey don't let it leave a sour taste in your mouth. we're always happy to sit around and chew the fat about pretty much anything.
>>12403595_
>>12403558>>12403558Hey, I can help you with that! already posted the info pastebin a few minutes ago
>>12403595>coffee mug>ice cubesAM drinker?
>>12403633Smug just claimed to have a mug of ice water next to him
>>12403649Ahhhkek
I know what I want for Christmas
>>12403663Pickle Nick?
>>12403663a good dick?
>>12403663Damn I want a zebra bun bun too...
i can feel ita pack street update is coming soon lads
>>12403595
>>12403333>Quads confirm Judy marries Nick and determines what he wearsAlso, Judy could keep the shirts for herself to wear.
>>12403704>zebrun>with that small dick*wheeze*
>>12403676>HEY JUDY! CHECK IT OUT! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, JUDY!
>>12403424>My manIt really was for scientific reasons though... I'm not an artist.
How should I lewd this thicc tube?
>>12403806Hmmm, special horse goo shower and or bath?
>>12403806Right up the butt, that's where tubes of both genders like it.
>>12403806extreme hand-holding
>>12403806carefully
>>12403806Thigh fuck.
>>12403806tie him to a penis
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25357958/
>>12403878Who would pay to see that? I don't even want to see it for free.
>>12403806Unethically
>>12403801I love science.
>>12403788>mfw I realized no girls would wear a shirt of mine for fun
>>12403806Send him to church
>>12403918That's such a cute porcerNice job balancing the spikes
>>12403992Bobo made that one
pack streets were made to hug other pack streets
>>12404035But how does one road move, let alone hug another?
>>12403878>>12403897>tfw the artist tries to draw a precum drip, but uses a glow filter layer or something and it ends up looking like a piss drip because of the shit brown background
Gonna try some more requests today while listening to GTT, hopefully I do better draws today. That is if anyone has any requests.
>>12404121cube-shaped bun
>>12404121You and me, hard lewds.
I drew something weird today.
>>12404121How about Nick sleeping on a couch? I don't think you've drawn an angle like that before.
>>12404121fuck this guy >>12404132draw some pyramidal buns
>>12404145Does he have a fan club hes not aware of?
>>12404139Try buying me dinner first bb
>>12403920Well duh, that's a boy scout uniform.
>>12404145>plain paperim hardalso if you're taking these on your phone you should check out the app "CamScanner" if you haven't already
>>12404165the cube bun is happening and you cannot stop it
>>12403788
>>12404132>>12404165Pyramid bun?damn.
>>12404145I want that shirt
>>12404176Careful, that how I got Bate.
>>12404226>cubeTHAT IS A FUCKING RECTANGULAR PRISMYOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FOOL
>>12404165no no no dodecahedron bun
>>12404226i will accept this~
>>12404238
>>12404226Where can I get this bun-shaped eraser?
>>12404238>>12404263Ah, yes. The images which started it all.
Someone mentioned drawing some lewd Bailey or Belle earlier, did that ever happen?
>>12404174He does.>>12404188I just checked it out and I'm attempting to download it now.
>>12404165>>12404243>>12404250Will not rub out the bun!
>>12404306Let's not forget about this.
>>12404365TESSERACT BUN
>>12404393No anon! That is a bun to far!
>>12404393>>12404457The bun that destroyed the universe.
I need good lewd porn
>>12404572What's your poison Anon?
I need cute badgers
>>12404572
>>12404572Are you feeling it now, Mr. Anon?
>>12404371>tfw vore fetish
>>12404591anguish
>>12404593Here's two badgers, please enjoy.>>12404606Sorry, I have no anguish porn.
>>12404572well i for one would like some non-lewd art
GTT just spent like 20-30 minutes analyzing a purely smut green
>>12404601Is that Weaver?
>>12404621Okay, here ya go.
>>12404639Yep.
>>12404668cool
>>12404638That also took 15 or so mins to readSo 35 to 45 minutes on a single pure, uncharacteristized smutfic
>>12404572ill take some non lewd porn please
>>12404736It wouldn't be GTT if they didn't overanalyze everything
>>12404132>>12404165Here ya go.>>12404250No.>>12404393Fucking NO.
>>12404800Can't have overanalysis without anal.
>>12404845You're insane, KLN. Insane enough to be lewded with A_sig.
GOOD NIGHT
>>12404878>Insane enough to be lewded with A_sig.Has that happened, or are we talking about prospective lewds here?
>>12404888Good morning.
>>12404888You have a good night Anon.
>>12404896The latter. I don't know if it has been done already.
>>12404878>>12404896That has not and will not happen... Right?
>>12404919>>12404920It has been conceived of, so it might happen. We just need a certain lewd yeen to see this.
>>12404365>>12404393>>12404845"My stomach hurts"
>>12404920Once upon a time, a chamois ran unlewded.You tell me.
>>12404888Sleep tight bunner!
>>12404986>You have to eat all the shapes
>>12405063Fuck you I laughed
Bungeometry is prohibited by law
>>12404986if Bellwether can eat the spiders, you can eat the shapes
>>12405094That's what they said about Bungenetics but it will NEVER die!
>>12405063I it can't hurt to try just one...
Greentext Reading has ended! Submit your questions to Smug, Ksykotic and FoxyProf for Q and A here!https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanonWe'll begin answering them in about 10 minutes!
>>12405250Why is the bun always naked and or dancing?
>>12405250What is the best fanfic, and why is it Guardian Blue?
>>12405250How does one pronounce the underscore in Smug_Beverage's name?
>>12405250>>12404845Which is better, pyramid bun or cube bun?
to the readers: did you praise our lord Byron Howard, today?
>>12405250GIDEON:YES or NOand a minimum of 500 words on why due by tomorrow morning at 7:30 AM.
>>12404945wow, how edgy
>>124052803 times in the morning and 3 timed before sleep, facing Disney Studio.
>>12405250Smug, just what sort of beverage are you?
>>12405305Piss
>>12405250Comic, what shape would you be if you could be a geometric bun?
>>12405250What's the funniest thing you've ever said or done?
>>12405250Who is worse, Zaush or Borba? Who would win in a fight to the death?
>>12405250I drew you again, Comic.>>12404145
>>12404145Aww, I just saw this! Very cute, Doeanon, and I very much appreciate it!I absolutely adore your colorful style in your pictures, and hope you have as much fun making them and everyone does seeing them!
>>12405250Tell me about VRBitWhy does he wear the headset?
>>12405250How do you properly take care of your pet VRBits?
>>12404164Is this how to draw a couch? Is this how to draw a fox curled up in a ball? I don't know, but here's how I tried to do it.
>>12405295Not a fan of collars anon?
>>12405393VRbits can feed off of the ambient literature in most climates if no other food source is present.
>>12405396You went for an even trickier position than I was expecting, I thought you would go for him laying on his side.
>>12405432I was gonna do laying on his back, then I realised I have no idea how to draw that so I went for a simplified version of curled up Nick instead.
>>12402526>>12403258source?
>>12405353Thank you, Comic! I'm glad you like it!I definitely enjoy drawing them! It's really nice that people enjoy them, too!
>>12405320I'm drawing as fast as I can...
>>12405315>PissThat's not a a very tasty beverage
>>12405576Says you
I've always wanted to write this fanfiction idea. https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/comments/7ba8wa/ive_always_wanted_to_write_this_fanfiction_idea/A slice of life, about a mouse teen punk-rocker, who's mother marries an Elephant, and the family moves in with the elephant stepfather. He gets his own room (elephant sized but with mouse-sized furniture) and simply can't comprehend how big the place is, as it's essentially a home for giants. I would love to be able to explain how an elephant home, accommodates mouse-sized furniture and utilities without being too overwhelming and not clash with the elephant sized furniture.
>>12405575jesus christ how horrifying
>>12405581
>>12405635>That frame>The context>That entire comic>That entire siteWe need to glass whatever is within ten miles of it.
>>12405714This site?https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/watersports/That comic has a lot of meme potential
>>12405758Is this an edit? I remember seeing a non-lewd version.
>>12405757Yeah that's the one. Christ I can't see anything from that site without feeling this odd sense of revulsion.
>>12405795Sleep tight bunner!
I'm going to leave this other drawing I did here, too.
Greentext Theater has just ended! Thanks once again to Smug, Ksy and Foxy, to everyone who submitted greentexts and questions, and to everyone who listened!I'll be uploading the recording shortly!
>>12405892Daw!
>>12405892Gimmie the low down on all these charactersYou planning a comic?
Goodnight /ZTG/
>>12405944Sleep tight, bunner!
>>12405954A sleepy head I did not have, thanks!
>>12405585Mouse dies of starvation trekking from bedroom to kitchen!
I recently watched "Squirrel and Hedgehog"Really Strange
Is anyone here NOT a fan of WildeHopps?
>>12406105Doesn't really do it for me, no.
>>12406105I think it got old real fast.
Once I made some gift art for a CC. Then they just made a constant dick of themselves that I never shared it. Still waiting for someone with a similar sona to come along so I can give it to them instead
>>12406166Considering we've got new anons still coming in and announcing themselves, there'll be another that comes someday.
>>12406105I enjoy it, I just dislike it's fanatics.
>>12405933I'm just planning on short comics with them. It's getting late for me so I'll write about their traits and background tomorrow.
>>12406105King of Ships baby
Page 10>>12406364>>12406364>>12406364
>>12406105I found it to be impossible not to ship them. Their chemistry is too strong.
>>12403595That beard isn't nearly thick enough
>>12406105I don't care for it because, honestly, I've grown bored of them as characters.
>>12404311Sorry, you have to wait a little, sadly I became busy these days.
>>12406105I'm not.
>>12406195FanaticsorConstant Gays?>god, shoot me now!
>>12406090>ジュディ・ホップスJudy Hopps>上から見るかLooking from above?>下から見るかLooking from below?>どっちでもいいと思うNick: "I think either's great">ぞく ぞくっ・・・SFX: zoku zoku... (Either Nick's heart beating or something else throbbing)>あー・・・そうかよ・・・Finnick: "Ah---... That so, huh...">うわ・・・Finnick: "Whoa..." (TN: as in "Whoa, he's out of it")