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God damn it
>>12335443You okay Anon?
>>12335462I've been cucked out of making the new thread
>>12335472>cuckim hard already please tell me more
A very short, comfy, light WildeHopps story: "The Jacket">http://archiveofourown.org/works/8039893/chapters/28572152
>SHOES
>>12335532are the foot fetishist's worst nightmare
>>>12335396Not to beat a dead horse but, you kept saying shoes don’t exist in Zootopia because Gazelle is the only one.My girlfriend wears high heels but she doesn’t wear them all the time, doesn’t mean they don’t exist. We don’t see possums or skunks in zoootpia either out of the hundreds of models but doesn’t mean theyre not there and you’re not questioning their existence. I think we just don’t see any overly fashionable Zootopia characters besides Gazelle.What you’re asking is saying Cape buffalos are not a thing because we only see one in the movie. Obviously other Cape buffalos and mammals who wear shoes exist.
cuck
>>12335515aww... liked itspoiler:except the "when we were all tree together" part.why does everyone feel the need to break Nick's family? His backstory is tragic enough already
>>12335563I already answered in the previous thread, anon.
>>12335590Your head canon is not actual canon
>>12335472Sorry Anon, I just wanted to post the space fairing ewe.. next time it's all yours. Man there are so few pics of Sharla, most I find is just shipping stuff. Which is not bad per say but would be nice to have some Sharla on her own kinda stuff.
>>12335563you are talking to a brick wall man, he just getting off on making you write so much.
>>12335566That's a damn cute sword bune Anon.
So, I'm gonna be doing another large lewd in similar scope as my Tempest bear one, please ignore the quality of this wip, it's a thumbnail that I enlarged to use as a guide for my actual rough.I would like to ask some advice, since zootopia style animals seem to have longer torso to limb ratios, it makes poses like this kind of awkward where I feel I have to elongate the limb to make it work and then it looks weird.Does anyone have any advice for that? I suppose I could position their bodies closer together so the limbs can reach naturally, but I don't want to risk cluttering up the view of the "action" too much.
>>12335637I guess you’re right anon, I think he was shitposting the shitposter.
SHOES
SHOESSSS
SHOESESS
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
i like zootopia
>>12335657I do not have any advice for you, but that is damn cute...
Hello everybody!In just 3 hours, you can join me, Mack, Pastebun and Paranon as we read your greentexts on Greentext Theater!
>>12335703>P****bunREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12335515This was short, but so sweet, I like it.>>12335611Indeed it is not, it is only my opinion, but it is what I saw in the movie, only one character out of hundreds with shoes.>>12335637Jesus Christ anon, give me enough time to answer.But let's stop, because obviously the retarded anon that wants to be the center of attention wants to shitpost like usual.
>>12335703Too much coffee... buns gonna need some EXTRA bunishing.
>shoesNOPE. The only acceptable footwear is footwraps and stockings. Feet are meant to be enjoyed, not hidden away.
Is shoes gonna be the new cards?
>>12335757Only if you give attention to it
>>12335703>pastebun
>>12335726Dude like other people have said there’s only one cheetah, one fennec fox, one weasel, etc. doesn’t mean they’re the only ones
>>12335703Looking forward to it! I can’t sit in to listen live, please don’t forget to record bunner
Shoesss
>>12335796fuck off, swat
Shoesssss
>>12335839I don’t have to be swat to not like you
Have a seat anon let me tell you about shoes
Shuz
>>12335885I can’t even complain. Most of this is really nice art
thinking of gay lads
“Maybe next year, we can afford to buy you a pair of shoes of your very own, my lad.”
>>12335808But this is different. Technically, if they were common, EVERYONE would have them. It's not one mammal out of hundreds of species. It's having them or not having them.Also I didn't denied their existence, I said that normally basically no one wears them.But, like I said let's stop. It seems I'm not able to explain myself and one retarded person is trying to make them forcefully a meme/spam.
>>12335915You’re slow
>>12335930
>>12335915It’s not different. How often do you see women out and about wearing high heels irl? How often do you see mammals wearing fitbits/watches in Zootopia? Wearing headphones? Does this make Judy the only one and basically no one wears them? Your logic makes no sense. A lot of this is just the animators not having a lot of time with all the models
>>12335915You’re a dumbass. Everyone will have highheels including male mammals huh. No wonder you set off a shitposter
>>12335657yeah, that can get tricky. the thing i do is just make the arm straighter and/or move the shoulder, which also adds more length when its pushed in a particular direction.idk if that makes sense, im tired
>>12335908Ok I know I’m supposed to ignore it but I laughed really hard at this
slowly churning out the rest of these requests,be patient with me I'm a bit slow
>>12335980I'm actually digging this conversation because it gets to worldbuilding.Since shoes are advertised in Preyda, they must be high class items.But then again, its not worn by Lionheart, the mayor who probably should look classy, or those lemmings from the bank.So what are they? Female fashion items for the high couture flashy lady?>>12336017Welcome, and congratulations, you've committed an error pretty much everyone does a thousand time.
>>12336017Poor Duke... do not bully him! He is a cutie pie!
>>12335915No one wears sunglasses except Nick so sunglasses don’t exist in Zootopia
>>12336052Finnick has sunglasses
>>12336044>So what are they? Female fashion items for the high couture flashy lady?I wanted to point out that Bellwether doesn't wear shoes. Maybe its an old out dated thing to wear shoes and Gazelle is more cutting edge?
>>12336052que?
>>12336076If it were something that was popular among older Zootopians then I would wonder why Mr. Big's polar bears don't wear shoes.Does FruFru wear shoes?
Let’s get some shuz
>>12336077>>12336063Ok list just one other mammal in Zootopia who wears. Obviously sunglasses are only for foxes and no oher mammals wear them ever along with shoes, unless you are Gazelle
guys u kno zootopia is a cartoon rite?
Shaz
im a furry
Goodnight /ztg/!
>>12336092Checked, Fru Fru doesn't wear shoes when crossing the street from Targoat, nor do any of the wedding guests.
>>12336161'night bruv
>>12336144I’m not pretending to be anyone except anon
Everyone likkes shaz
>>12335743Stop bunishing buns!
>>12336161Sleep tight tuber!
>>12335980>>12335999>>12336052Ok, I'll stop. This is my last post on the matter, I really don't know how to explain it better.Shoes are worn by almost 100% of humans in civilized countries. I'm talking about SHOES, not a very specific type of clothes like high heels. If they are common in Zootopia, almost 100% of the hundreds of mammals that appear on screen should have them. It's not difficult to understand. Instead only ONE mammal is shown with them. This, by simple logic, shows that shoes are extremely rare at best, unless by chance we got EVERY single mammal without them on screen and all the others with shoes are magically hidden. I don't know how to say this is another way, it is standard frequentist probability.>>12336119Yeah, because comparing clothes worn literally every single day to accessories is the same.This is the standard definition of a false equivalence.
>>12336161Goodnight lewd tube
>>12336207No! It's for their own good! Builds them into respectable members of society.
>>12335984
>>12336248You don't understand anon. If you keep pampering him like that, he will never learn that cucking isn't okay.
>>12336220By your logic, earbuds are rare because like shoes, we see an background ad for them in the film and only Judy is ever seen wearing them.
>>12336220The only shoes we ever see are high heels anon. Obviously that would limit who and what species could wear them. If they’re based off prada they are pricy and impractical
https://twitter.com/noko_ume_/status/926221637883592704
>>12336286You can stop him by chaining him down and continue pampering him.
>>12336248What would Skye even see in Jack? He's always working, got a small dick, is quick in the sack, and doesn't have a knot.
>>12336220Your “simple logic”makes no sense and you chose to ignore other points anons have made out. Other standard objects appear only once, doesn’t mean they are rare. Plenty of mammals are not shown to exist, or only one of a species is ever features, it doesn’t mean they don’t live in Zootopia or more don’t exist.Mammals have also been shown to wear things on their feet besides Gazelle, Judy, some rhino cops, Mr. Big with spats. Footwear exists
>>12336397Some women like smaller dicks and hard workers.
very important reminder
>>12336418I think he has an addicktion
>>12336457now without yaoi hands
>>12335703NOOOOOOOO. I have a test while GTT happens.
>>12336471weaver you fool the yaoi hands are the best part
>>12336471But I liked his big, meaty paws.
>>12336017I was wondering what that anon's error was, but I see it nowYou forgot his tail
>>12336367Hmm... I don't think I've seen that. Given his "Judy x 10" like abilities, he might very easily get out of those chains.I hope you use some very sturdy chains there, anon.
>>12336471Aww my Wishgranter giant claws were better
>>12336504I will use titanium chains. And my arms.
>>12336367>implying Jack would be the cucker and not the cuckee
>>12336563I will cuck Skye with Jack then.
I’m waiting patiently for Nemo to be lewded savagely hardcore
>>12336515"Hey sis, I'm fucking your boyfriend, hope you don't mind seeing my dick, k ily bye~"That's a messed up family.
>>12336585also how does that make him sly
>>12336585Nick used Judy to get to her brother
>>12336584
>>12336471And? What did she say in teturn?
>>12336578... I don't think you know what a cuck is.
wheres all the things Weaver drew last night
>>12336584I will have to do it myself.
>>12336673in my butt
Mrs. Wilde has a strange form of child discipline. Then again Nick shouldn't have told her why he needed help with nearly 20 years of back taxes.
I have a gift for /ztg/!
>>12336691well dig them out then
>>12336749KekDamn dude that's pretty good, didn't know you animated
>>12336749nice
I'm too much of a coward to kill myself
>>12336749This is a good bune Spoof.
>>12336749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
>>12336690If you want something done, you better offer your bum
Im too much of a coward to admit that there is something fundamentally wrong with me
>>12336749I can't believe I'm fucking dead
>>12336690Surely a lewd hero will appear
>>12336761I'm dabbling, I wanted to use opentoonz but it won't work on my laptop for some reason. Oh well, I'm using Pencil2D, it's good enough to git me going!>>12336762Tank you Tank you>>12336771Buns are best>>12336782HAH! >>12336801DOUBLE HAH!
>>12336621>And? What did she say in teturn?"Yeah, I got five minutes"
>>12336621She sassed him and walked away
>>12336848>five minutesAvo wouldn't be that kind. She's more likely to say "one minute".
>>12335865fuck off swat
>>12336975With a candysuckin tongue like hers one minute is all she's gonna need.
>>12337055Oh. Well, if she's giving succ, 30 seconds is probably enough.
>>12336848how many licks to get Wolter to come? One... two... three. Three.
>>12337141>Remmy ramming his tongue against Wolter's prostate
im happy
>>12337190All I can think about now are various ram puns.
>>12337225Get Glad™.
I want to feel Rose up.
>>12337266I want to feel Rosie up.
I want to feel happy
>>12337278I want Zhan to stop cumming on his own fucking face, it's really getting to be a problem and he needs an intervention.
>>12336749This is nice Spoof, how long did it take you to make?
>>12337278:V
>>12337316he can ween himself off it by cumming on MY face
I desperately need to see more trashy, slutty Charlie.
>>12337339Or at least getting other people to cum on his face.
>>12337266>>12337278I want to sell fuel mucha gasolina.>>12337316Are his hooves dexterous enough to aim his orgasming penis elsewhere?
>>12336017>No tailDo you used to mainly draw humans?
>>12337344I have trouble figuring out who was swapped for who
I want to fuck more bunners.Especially Jack.
>>12337190>Remmy ramming his ramrod against Wolter's prostateMuch better
>>12337344so Velvet is still Velvet in this, but is she still dating the alpha? and is Avo still a girl?bisexual velvet confirmed????
I want to die
>>12337358>>12337386Avo is Al (Alpha necklace)Marty is Avo (Eyeliner)Al is Charlie (Obvious)Velvet is still herself, but with Avo, who I think is a dude now.Charlie is the amalgamation of the trashy, slutty aspects of both Anneke and Avo.
>>12337344This is pretty confusing honestly
>>12337391Are things really that bad anon, or are you just memeing?
>>12337332Not to long, I'd have to time myself to know for sure.
>>12337448Remmy looks pretty confused too.
>>12337450Mostly just memeing, but thanks for your concern.
>>12337448I don't really care.I just need more Hooker Charlie.
Got a suggestion for a new 5/5 challenge;>Emotion,1. Fear2. Hate3. Love4. Glee5. Happiness6. Sadness7. Admiration8. Tired9. Pain0. Free choice>Item,1. Shoes2. Shoes3. Shoes4. Shoes5. Shoes6. Shoes7. Bare feet8. Shoes9. Shoes0. Gum bootsOK, I'm sorry, just couldn't resist the shit stir.
>>12337433>Charlie is the amalgamation of the trashy, slutty aspects of both Anneke and Avo.Pretty sure she's just Wolt.
>>12336673Here's the second most important one:>>12336418Attached is the first.
>>12337440?
>>12337391this, but unironically
>>12337493Also there was this inverted Martina.
>>12336503Goddammit>>12337356Yes
>>12337503psycho gideon
>>12337493>Dew the Don
>>12337384What if Remmy had secretly wanted this to happen?
>>12337493It's so nice seeing them get some love, I really hope we see more of them in the fics, unless it turns out they are brothers and Weaver has bamboozled me into enjoying incest!
>>12337493>>12337533Unless it's in the mountains, I'm not interested.
>>12337520>Goth MartinaMortina?
>>12336017That's a nice Duke mystery drawing anon.Sorry for coming on a little too strong with my request yesterday, that was shitty of me (I was having a bad day).Hopefully this post doesn't cause shit, but that one guy can't resist shit stiring, so it probably will (sorry in advance about that).
>>12337574Pretty sure they're different species.Don's a coyote, and I think Dewey is some sort of jackal.
>>12337486I'm almost tempted to do this.
>>12337384
>>12337533>>12337574>It's so nice seeing them get some love,Despite all the memes, there hasn't been much art of them, and this is the first real lewd.
>>12337520>>12337589Maybe?Can someone invert this image so the colors are the right way around?
The only good Gideon ship is NickDeon.
>>12335623>>12335703>>12336094source?
>>12337647I'll allow it, but only if Gideon is the bottom, he doesn't deserve to top.
>>12337661They're both versatile switches.Gideon has the bigger dick.
>>12337644You should be able to do that on your own, Anon.
>>12335703>Mack, Pastebun, and Paranono-oh...
>>12337678>fat "fox"let>big dicktop kekkerino
>>12337678>Gideon has the bigger dick.He's a foxlet in all areas, anon.
>>12337600>Don CoyoteHas a nice ring to it
>>12337486>Young Nick quickly slipped into the class room and seated himself at the front corner desk near the window.>He placed his school bag under the isle side of the desk, but pulled the shoulder strap up and trapped it under the desk lid.>Presently other students started filing into the class, the clicking and squeaking of their new year footwear sounding through the room.>Nick looked surreptitiously at them to see if any saw his feet, but the bag was doing it's job.>None noticed that he was barefoot.RT
>>12337644Gotchu covered senpai.
>>12337697>>12337698Appearance has no baring on dick size.
>>12336331Noko's pictures are always so damn good and pretty.
>>12337732I knew somebody was going to either invert the pic I just posted, or flip the other one upside down.
>>12337738No but body size tends to.
>>12337752I know, I know.It was hard to resist.
>>12337716Don Karnage as he used to called, in his younger years.
ok im d5rfunk as shit and i cut out ,ym window screen help me get the courage to jummp
One hour till Greentext Theater, everybody! I hope you're excited!
>>12336401>Been playing for the past hour and a half>so many disconnects and failure to joins that I've only actually completed one matchFuck FH, fuck glad, fuck ubisoft I literally just don't have the patience for it anymore. I'll come back in a few weeks to see if dedicated servers fixed it all but right now it's just not worth the fuckingf frustration. What a piece of shit.
>>12337784At least wait until Zootopia 2 comes out anon.
>>12337755No it doesn't.
>>12337763>It was hard to resist.That's fair. Thanks for actually inverting the right one.
>>12337806nioooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>12337807There are always exceptions. If Gideon had a big dick he wouldn't be a stuttering embarrassment.
>>12337784PLEASE BE NOBBYPLEASE BE NOBBYPLEASE BE NOBBY
>>12337723Know that anytime you enter a public place there's a footfagAnd they always notice. Even when they don't want to
i nreed to fucking DIE>>12337835im not nobbby i
>>12337830Your armchair psychological assessment is wrong.
>>12337842Just jerk off and then sleep off the booze.Here's a nice lewd for ya.
>>12337854Just like you trying to pretend Gideon has a big dick. Nick is literally the perfect specimen who surpasses Gideon in every way.
>>12337793I have no idea why I quoted that post, no idea why I am in this thread. This is the 2nd fucking time I've done this. Ignore me.
I THREW UP IN A TRASH CAN. MOSYLY WAYERMELON. I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS DRUNMK AND I'M STILLL a fucking coward\
>>12337678>Gideon has the bigger dick.Gideon might have a bigger dick, but it has to poke through a couple inches of fat, so he looses out in the end.
>>12337873How are you still typing? Go drink some water, and make sure to sleep on your side.
>>12337873Jesse issat you?
isn't alcohol supposed to be liquid courage
>>12337873No one cares.Post nudes or something.
>>12337873>I'M STILLL a fucking cowardThat's called your instinct to live...
>>12337873GO TO BED.
>>12337890i don't want to sleep i want to die. if anby of you motherfuckers have any S++ tier therapy advice give it now.
>>12337903requires effort and dexterity.
od i',m like actually legit sorry i madde this jyour problembut i need to die so motivate me
>>12337918If you don't use some instant method of self-termination you'll chimp out every time you try. Pills are too unreliable so you gotta buy a gun man, I told you already. If you got no money get a job, maybe network a bit to find something that'll pay well.
>>12337950no
>>12337918I ain't no therapist but, sleep it off wake up and have a look into stoicism. As shitty as your existence might seem to be you can always improve your situation by either improving yourself and taking control of your life or realising that it is likely beyond your control and so you shouldn't even let it bother you.
>>12337918>>12337950Sleeping is sort of like dying, except you wake up after a while. Now stop shitposting and go to bed.
>>12335703Where my VRbun bun at?!
>>12337950No, anon you're gonna get though this and you're gonna live another day.
>>12337959Hopefully drunk and dead within a few minutes.
If I knew how to draw you better believe there'd be a sexy snek adventure happening right now
>>12337918Hangovers happen because you're dehydrated. Drink some water.
>>12337950fuck off already.
>>12337973source?
>>12337959Busy fapping to his lewds.
>>12337959Getting everything set up! I'll be ready to start in about 40 minutes!
>>12337973With the hours she's working, that would be animal abuse.
>>12337956life requires too much effort for my tastes.\AND it is nlot beyond my control if i can work u;p the courage to die i can control it by fucking STOPPING it>>12337957alas i am real>>12337969i don't want to >>12337982fair enough but fuck you no lol i'll make my lasst moments (hopefu;lly?) about me if i want
>>12337950>>12337918>shitstirrer is desperate for (you)s
>>12337995yay
>>12338007i really realley realley really want to die nvuut i'm a fucking COWARD COOWARD
>>12338002>life requires too much effort for my tastes.Really? That's your reason, not that you have terminal cancer or owe a million dollars to the mob? At least think of a better reason...
>>12337995Can't wait bun bun.
>>12338018go be autistic somewhere else
GTT can't come soon enough
>>12337918If you leap before you are ready then you will only find yourself regretting it, in this case maybe for only a moment.It's a very good thing you didn't leap, because you very clearly aren't ready.All good things will come with time.
i wish it was presing a button or some shit but i gotta jump out a window whichnrequires co u r a ge and i'm out of ethanol>>12338032no fuck you I have high standards and llive fulfillls them not>>12338037this is th eonly plaace i have
>>12338002You can make your last moments all about yourself, just don't do it here. It looks like a call for attention and help. If you wanted to do it you wouldn't let anyone know you'd just do it. Stop attention whoring and shitposting or if this is real get professional help and improve your life. Of course it'll take effort but if you do it right it's pretty good. A lot better than not existing anyway.
>>12337344>Remmy finds himself sliding between parallel dimensions.
>>12338046i mean you're correct but I\'m impatient.
>>12338037you're in a general dedicated to zootopia,don't fucking throw rocks while in a glass house.
>>12338069>don't fucking throw rocks while in a glass house.If you do you'll hit at least 2 autists
>>12337984Mead fever dream>Snakes are good guys
Reminder: you can hide/nostub >>12337873 to make the shitposting chain go away
>>12338062what's weird or not weeird is you're rioght. the previous 2 serious attempts on my life i have made I made no communication or note or anythiing. (I'm jicupping now like a drunk cartoon character). Why am I shitposting now? is it a latent desire to live? a latent desire to shitpost? a latent desire to shitpost?
>>12338081That's cute as a button but>Judy feeding a snake chicks or insects or fishSeems a bit odd?
>>12338087good poijnt i recommend everyone do this
>>12338069>enjoying a disney movie and whining like a 13 year old about wanting to kill yourself to random internet strangers is the same thing
>>12337972Rude.You're getting bunished now.
>>12338113i firsttried to kill myswrlf when i was 15 tyvm. I guess since alcohol makes yousocial I've unlocked.d shitposting. GOD i'm a fucking mess in both the real world and the world of 4chins
>>12337972nope.TO satisfy the debate i am not anyone known by a fagname.
>>12338148Share name, screenname and all aliases if you're going to die.Doesn't matter anyway right?
>>12338113These threads are not enjoying,this is unhealthy devotion at this point.
>>12338148I'd rather you be shitposting here with us than being alone right now, so keep it up.If anyone has a problem with it they can just hide the reply chain.
>>12338172>blushingInstantly takes any good porn and transforms it into great porn.
>>12338165the thing is i[m not gonna dieb becauuse i'm a huge fucking coward who even when wasted to shit can't mmuster the courage to jump pout a fucking window
>>12338096We're not about that herehttps://theblueberrycarrots.tumblr.com/post/167003376324/costumes-happy-spoopy-holidays
>>12338172When does the cucking start?
Let's talk about Jack!
>>12338200That doesn't make any sense at all.
>>12338202reeeeeelemme attention whorether i saved somebody the shitpostreal talk jack is cool if only as a means of giving us rabbit dick
>>12338168These thread WERE fun, but the last couple evenings have been non-stop shitposting. Where has all the comfy gone?
>>12338211Snakes eat waffles right?>>12338202
>>12338148I legitimately doubt you're drunk at all. Your typos appear forced and arbitrary. You can't string 4 words together without a mistake at first, then your last sentence is flawless save for the no capitalization on the 'I'. Stop attention whoring. Every 'drunk' poster is the exact same. Nobody cares.
>>12338201Dogear doesn't, thank god, do cucking. (At least not in her zoot comics)
>>12338172>Dogear Judy actually initiating the sexy timeYesss.
>>12338236>Nick and Skye are both fujoshis or whatever for bunnies>Push Judy and Jack to do cute/lewd things togetherI can see it.
>>12338202He's a cute little bunner, I've always enjoyed the "He's a movie star bune" thing over an actual ZIA bigshot.
>>12338202i like jack. he is a good bun boy who needs a hug at all times>>12338264i like that headcannon/au as well! i wish there was more art or stories of it. ill request some the next time a CC does requests
>>12338236>Push Judy and Jack to do cute/lewd things togetherI didn't know I wanted this, but now I do. Any CC's up for the task?
>>12338240ok you and your readerss can believe that.a possible explaination for my sterotype drunkeness is that I'mbut a young boi and have very littlealcohol experience. SO I'm probably going"would a drunk guy do that? yeah so I should do that since I drink the a l c o ho l
>>12338202i like him
>>12338264>>12338273>movie star JackYessssI need more of that>Jack is annoyed that his next film has him infiltrating the ZPD and learning how hard it is to be a cop because the studio wants to capitalize on the popularity of Judy Hopps>Thinks it degrades the character to go from international spy capable of taking down evil masterminds to struggling to be a beat cop>Skye, once his mechanic, now has a backstory written in that she's a street hustler with a heart of gold>"WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO ME?" he shouts as he reads the spec script
It's time
>>12338288This is pretty cute, but why is that bun wearing clothes?
What’s the story behind this?
>>12338365for me to die if i weren't a coward
>>12337493Dewey's like a tube dude with that body
>>12338065>Remmy still isn't getting laid in any of them>One lonely night, he decides to experiment>Learns how to see between dimensions >Starts sliding himself in there, too>Primordial ooze is pretty great>Repeats this for every new reality>His dick becomes the multiversal constant linking them all>tfw
>>12338378Reinhart tried to pill himself to death and Violet talked him out of it.
>>12338378Violet locked rinehart out of the bedroom while she hoarded thelast of the chips
>>12338378I think its a story about how predators, during the crisis, thought they might be going savage so took therapy sessions behind closed doors
>>12337344>>12338065>Remmy manages to get a hold of Charlie from the opposite dimension, and Anneke from his own.>What he had hoped would be an amazing three-way quickly turned into a dog fight. Charlie lashed out first, but Anneke had grabbed a chair and beat her over the head.>While he hid away in his room, waiting for the destruction to end, Charlie, his own Charlie, had managed to sit beside him on his bed without him noticing.>"I call dibs on my doppelganger's corpse." she said in her gravily voice, and he just nodded as a loud, gekkering shriek pierced through his door.>Followed be a pounding against his door.>And another, joined in by a scream from one of the girls, and a grunt from another.>Charlie, the one beside him, lifted her head up and twitched her nose, while Remmy continued staring at the shadows dancing under his door.>There was the sound of tearing fabric, and Anneke's muffled voice trying to scream out.>"You're going to like this, you little dyke," the other Charlie said loud enough for him to hear, as his Charlie started grinning.>At first, it was the sound of ruffling fur, and soft, defeated whimpers from Anneke.>The Charlie beside him began rubbing a paw up and down his inner thigh, trying to coax his flaccid dick through his shorts, while Anneke and the other Charlie were doing something loud and physical in the other room.>"Should we do something now, Charlie?" he asked, barely above a whisper, pushing her paw away with a hoof.>"I was doing something," she muttered, and sat up. Walking over to the door, she turned the knob and yanked it open.>A bottomless other-Charlie had a bottomless Anneke's leg against her chest as their pussies rubbed slowly together. The fox had Anneke pinned against the door with a paw.>While Anneke had been leaning against the door, she fell back as it opened, hitting her head against the ground as other-Charlie continued tribbing against her.>"Let's make this a foursome," they both said.
>>12338378Reichsmark wants to open his heart to Violet but Wynn won't let him
>>12338328Go look at porn and beat off.Don't worry, you'll get it up eventually.
>>12338378>"If I promise to grill you a cheese, will you open the door?"
>>12338441What? What does that have to do with what I said?
>>12338256>"B-but Skye, I babysat her when I was starting college!">"Nick, I can't! He's like my brother!"
>>12338441Crap, that was for>>12338283Sorry greener.
>>12338464>Their fox eyes bulge at Judy's protest>Its almost like watching bunnies doing fox culture
>>12338236Somehow I think this would be better if Skye and Judy push Nick and Jack to do lewd things to each other.
>>12338273A good idea, I'll have to think up some prompts...>>12338328Poor bunner. Still, it's better than the alternative.
>>12338517We can both agree we need more voyeurism fetish
Where are all our CCs tonight? Were they scared off by the shiposting? We could use your help turning this thread around.
Has there been any mole zoots yet?http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/166971629732/mole-postBecause their skulls are scary.
>>12338373didn't occur to him especially with all that fox chest in front of him to smother his face in
>>12338418Nice.
>>12338550Thread seems fine with one hide/nostubConversation going on about Jack
dicks!
>>12338550Lurking. Planning on posting a the beginning to a fic soon. Just waiting on some advice from someone. Also, GTT soon.
We're having a little bit of an issue getting voice chat working for one of our readers, so we'll be a little bit late!Sorry! Will get the stream up as soon as possible!
>>12338568Bunny dicks!
>>12338550i've been in out and the past couple of weeks, stomach issues keeping me from doing art properly, also work
>>12338544Yeah, at least this specific kind, just plain watching through a window is boring (to me).>>12338554Well, as long as he remembered to remove his pant's so Nick can access that bunnyburrow.
>>12338595>Stream hasn't even started>Already difficulties Kek
>>12338595>technical difficulty, but the stream hasn't actually started yethmm, does this count?we need a ruling
>>12338595>Technical Difficulties before GTT even beginsThat's a DOUBLE bunishin'
>>12338595>technical difficultiesThis is why I love you, comic. You'll never escape them, but you deny them regardless.
Iv'e had a lot of people asking me if i'm ok lately, I thought I was fine but now i'm doubting myself purely from peer pressure.
>>12338550Lurking, eating late breakfast and got a test in 2 hours so yeah.
>>12338563Thankfully that anon seems to have left, still not sure if he was serious or not.>>12338589>Planning on posting a the beginning to a fic soon.Nice>GTT soonI hope its as fun as the last one.>>12338603That sucks, feel better anon.
>>12338595Technical difficulties, and we haven't even started!Kek.
>>12338595comic did you ever piss off a witch once or something for you to be eternally cursed with these technical difficulties
>>12338550gimme a little bit
>>12338630>Doubting myself due to peer pressure.Don't. At the end of the day even if you have a Discord/AO3 username tacked on, you're still just someone on the internet. This isn't connected to your actual life. (And if it is then you should've been ready for this.)I believe in you anon. If I can get through peer pressure so can you.
https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanonJoin Greentext Theater's pre-show! Listen to some music before Mack, Paranon and Pastebun read your greens!I promise it'll start working tonight.>>12338621>>12338622>>12338623>>12338629>>12338645I know! I know!>>12338647Why couldn't she just turn me into a toad instead...
>>12338647Somehow this must trace back to his lewd lapin ways.
>>12338647Run over a Chinaman?Argue with a tarot reader?Walk under a ladder?
>>12338650Cool, because I have a Jack&Nick related request if you are willing.
>>12338550I'm here dude just chilling and writingThough I guess that doesn''t matter too much since I don't really write greens and I don't drawI couldn't turn this thread around anyway
Requesting an edit of this that says ">Pastebun"
>>12338700>just chilling and writing>I don't really write greensSo you only do longer pieces then?
>>12338700>I couldn't turn this thread around anywayThat's where your wrong, kiddo. You can do it anon.
>Gideon names "Judy" every bunny paw/hand he gets his HANDS on.
>>12338758>Unable to edit your own shit stirring memesMy boi it's not that hard
>>12338791Yes, but this way is even more attention whorey
Greentext Theater is now starting!https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanonTechnical difficulties are solved! We're ready to go!
>>12338779Kek, this is pretty funny G. I guess Judy wouldn't be with him so he had to take matters into his own hands.
>>12338762yeah, i mean i've done a few greens but they're not really my specialtyi'm a fussy boy, i need my time
"Don't go to the thread"- Mackaroo 2017
"We're all gay for Ozzy"- Weaver 2017
>>12338858I don't know why she said that... I can't remember anyone being shitty with her.
":v"- Armasyll 2017
"Give me the fucking meat"- Weaver 2017
"Stop talking about bug fucking!"- Weaver 2017
>>12338779I love this
>>12338891Shitposting can really drive a lot of people down, even when they're not directly involved.
>>12338947Yeah it sure can... I wish people would stay their hands more.
"That thing that Vaw said"- Vaw 2015
>>12338758
>>12338550I wouldn't call it scared. More like bored with the lack of decent content.
>>12338819Is pastebun using an 1800's telephone as a microphone?
>>12339019>bored with the lack of decent content....They create the content though.
>>12339031Apologies, I'll move it closer to my face!
>>12338172When the bear's away the mice will play.>ニーックJudy: Niiick!!>うわNick: Whoa!>なんだニンジンNick: What, carrots?>今年はゴーストか?Nick: A ghost this year, huh?>でも惜しいな 新鮮さに欠けるぜ?Nick: Close but no cigar. You lack freshness, don't you think?>驚かすには工夫がない…とNick: Use your ingenuity or you can never surprise any->…っ!Nick: [gasps]>ふふ…Judy: Fufu...>どう?驚いた?Judy: How about this? Are you surprised?>ワーオ… こりゃ一本取られたNick: Woooow... You got me.>随分刺激的なゴーストだな…Nick: What a spicy ghost you are...
>>12339052Most CCs don't come here anymore, because the usual anons are cancer
discord's making fun of us again
>>12338172I don't normally like Judy with boobs, but this is good.
>>12338858>>12338891Sometimes I forget out of business D: Also I can't get it to post my drawings so tumblr link: https://mackawoo.tumblr.com/image/167017496302Also I apologize that I'm super giggly all the time
>>12339120wellwe can make fun of them
>>12339183Small boobs Judy is the true Judy
>>12339114>>12339120In other news, seals are taking over the world, and water has been declared a class 3 solid object! More at 11
give methe canon gay
>>12339194???, they aren't even talking about the thread.
>>12339211It's one asshole replying to himself in an attempt to start trouble.
>>12339206
>>12339206Here's a pic of Dewey, who is in a relationship with Don!
>>12339252This gif is great
>>12339252simple geometry
Sup fags, whats going on tonight?
guys my penis wont get hard
>>12339279R.I.P. anon
For you Paraon...
Get a bunch of greentexters together to work independently on the same short story. Then Rashomon it together into something cohesive.
>>12339298> Paraon.MY SIDES
>>12339298...and here's the second one. Hopefully you guys are too uncomfortable with it.
>>12338668VRBUN! Stop being lazy and read with your readers!
>>12339319>aren'tOops
>Rem just posted a short story for Black Jack>the thumbnail has the female dog from "Lady and the Tramp">wtf
>>12339298>>12339319only mildly
>>12339298>>12339307Sorry Paranon, thanks for the praise on this one (It was my first lewd and first long green). Also, they could always do videos for just each other, so this doesn't have to be the end, but I don't have any good ideas for a sequel right now.
>>12339252>get a full boner in a sec
>>12339319Oh and he's the one Nobby made.
>>12338172>>12339083>When the bear's away, the mice will play.I just imagine a team of mice checking over TB's translation work, either for errors or for localization.
wanna lick Wolter lads
>>12339540Sleep tight G (or anon if you're not him)
>>12335421Speaking of space, I just finished playing Dead Space 1.Great Game honestly.
>>12338172>>12339083>>12339520Worth noting that in the very last speech bubble:>随分刺激的なゴーストだな…Nick: What a spicy ghost you are...It'd be more accurate to say "stimulating ghost", but I actually prefer "spicy" anywayAlso >When the bear's away the mice will play.Someone needs to draw this for >>12339083's sake
>>12339674I agree, I preferred the second one though. I think they nailed the atmosphere in that one.
>QnA alreadyWhat was that? Two 5 by 5s, two long greens? Can't do anymore?
direct me to the nearest Pack Street update lads
>>12339739Is it usually this short?
>>12339739Hit us up with more this is fun
Greentext Reading has just ended! Submit your questions for Mack, Pastebun and Paranon now and join us in ten minutes for Q and A!https://piczel.tv/watch/comicanon
>>12339744Here's the latest chapter, Anon. https://archiveofourown.org/works/12141837/chapters/28014282
>>12339674The two sequels are good games in their own merit, but the further into the series you go, the further the ratio swaps from "survival-horror" to "action thriller". Dead Space 2 is set on a (formerly) populated orbital station, giving it an overall better atmosphere than the first one's "grimy copper corridors", but Isaac gets a speaking role this time around which is kind of jarring coming from the first game having him as a silent protagonist.Dead Space 3 is essentially John Carpenter's The Thing: the Game, but is definitely far more "action" than "horror". I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I wholeheartedly admit that it has one of the MOST HAM-FISTED LOVE TRIANGLES IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY. The Co-op is extremely fun if you have a friend to play it with; the second player suffers from hallucinations that the other player doesn't see making for an interesting ride.>>12339714>FilenameU fokn wot m8, there WAS a Dead Space 3. Probably no 4 though considering how 3's DLC ended and the fact that Visceral was disbanded by EA
>>12339776>More "action" than "horror"Which is explicitly EA's fault. God damn it I hate that fucking company so much.
Here's my TT submission!
>>12339755typically greentext reading lasts an hour. how many greens they get through in that time varies but 4 entries is about average.
>>12339797Well done
>>12339760Mackas phone number...
>>12339800Honestly I wish greentext reading was longer. QnA just isn't that engaging.
>>12339797gekWho this? A Worm?
>>12339797Funny.Maybe have Nick looking at his watch...
>>1233982013000 6555 06it could change your life
>>12339760How are you feeling bun bun and how goes your research?
>>12339760buns or foxes?
>>12339832>forgot to sign againf u c kthis is Seizurefag
>>12339760Badgers are the best?And why are possums not used more in the threads? They're adorable and have axes dammit!
>>12339797the fact that this is late on so many level is geniuswell fucking done, anon.
>>12339758
>>12339760I HAVE A QUESTION;What should I ask Mack, Pastebun, and Paranon? Also Oxford Comma
>>12339760All the usual questions;Literary backgroundswork?age group?
>>12339797>Nick then has to gently shove him out the door so this doesn't take up his whole night.
>>12339797Hahaha this is brilliant, great job buddy
>>12339760What's one thing about the community that has affected you in a way you wouldn't expect?
>>12339900You should ask them to ask comic about what sort of questions would be good to ask of writers.
>>12338264>>12338273>>12338328
>>12339760What do they think of shoes on mammals ?!
>>12339760Where did you get your good taste in music, Comic?
>>12339947You are a true hero, thank you!
>>12339760for Paranon: What is the first idea that comes to your mind when you heard zootopia? Is female Fangmeyer the best cop?for Pastebun: greentexts or fics? and what's your favorite zoot characterfor Macka: art classes when? gonna learn more. And what would you change about zootopia?
I am a CC and I'm making Content! Animation is hard without any experience! So please wait while I make Motion Bun.
>>12339863This guy's a cutie! Too bad he dresses so wacky
>>12339760favorite beatles album
>>12339776>>12339682Also worth noting that the DLC add-ons for both (Dead Space 2: Severed and Dead Space 3: Awakened) are both genuinely fun and I recommend getting them if you're so inclined; Severed follows a security officer (Gabe Weller from Dead Space: Extracted if you played that) as he tries to survive and escape during the events of Dead Space 2, and Awakened follows immediately after the end of Dead Space 3, where, after thinking you finally got rid of the Necromorph menace, you seem to be still in danger for a different, far worse reason.If you have an Xbox One I think you can get the entire series for something around twenty bucks, not sure about PS4 or PC.And on that note I'm gonna stop shilling for a game series that effectively died in 2013
>>12339947Did you just make this? This is great.
>>12339972hey no bullyhe tries his bestnot his fault he has no self-awareness
>>12339947holy shit this is fucking great
>>12339947I love it anonthe way draw faces is...familiar
>>12339947>fanboying NickYou made my day
>>12339947>Laser cuck vision, ACTIVATE
>>12339947Bate, is that you?
>>12339947>"Disturbing news tonight as several actors and actresses anonymously come forward with allegations of sexual abuse.">"The flashpoint of this firestorm of controversy? Famous, beloved rabbit actor Jack Savage.">"Savage's public image is under seige as those close to him seek to distance themselves from the actor follwing at least 14 different victims claiming Savage inappropriately touched them.">"When questioned about the claims, Savage had only this to say:">"I'm sorry to everybody I hurt, but I'm also coming out as gay, so it all evens out."
>>12339760I want to fuck VRbit.
>>12340083i fucking laughed. it fits too well.
>>12340083haha this cute image needed to be related to politics haha
>>12340083Topical, nicely done.
>>12338288source?
>>12340083I mean I'm angry because you had to go and turn it into politics but at the same time that's pretty well done and now I'm just salty.
>>12339863this style is adorable. please draw more. is that your sona?
>>12340110>>12340125Nothing political about it. Spacey's a cunt.
>>12340083Can someone post american_beauty_starring _desmond.jpg?
>>12340158Lemme correct myself. I'm angry you had to make it about a controversy There we go.
>>12340147>is that your sona?i don't even know at this point, but thank you for the compliment
>>12340160Can you describe it a bit? Maybe I have it...
>>12340158I really admired Kevin Spacey My hero has fallen
Animation is hard...
>>12340083Jack is an innocent bun.He doesn't deserve this.
>>12339947This needed to be a reaction image, so I made it so.
>>12340252Nice, Anon.
>>12339797nice
>>12340224This is pretty good Spoof, the turn at the end looks a bit off, but that's super tough to do. What did you use to make this?
Post hoofed zoot references.
>>12340287I'm using Pencil2D, Opentoonz rejected me...
>>12340224NiceI respect that
>oh boy time for new cod>servers crashed instantly on all platformsShoot me zoot.
>GTT endingwatit was just over 2 hourswasn't the last one over 3 hours?
>>12340331To be fair, this is like the third in a week.
>>12340224>Animation is hardYeah man, it is. I seriously did not expect it to be as hard as it is.So kudos.
>Clawhauser will never sit on your face
>>12340346Thank fucking God, I'd rather live.
>>12340358this
>>12340346Thanks for reminding me of the reasons to be thankful for life, anon.
>>12340306>Pencil2DInteresting, I see it's free, thanks.How long did that take you?
give me one (1) reason to live
It's okay to be a sheep
>>12340404Those digits.
>Jack will never sit on your face
>>12340105get in line...
Greentext Theater has ended! Thank you to Mack, Pastebun and Paranon for joining, for everyone who submitted greens and questions, and for all you in audienceland!Sorry for the shorter time frame, I tried to be a bit more concise with the discussions we had about greentexts and judged getting 7 greens read as efficient when I should have considered the time, which usually does go for about two hours. Lessons for the next one!I'll be putting this up on SoundCloud now!
>Al will never sit on your face
>>12340421successful stream, bunnergood job
>>12340413imagine his tiny little bun butt softly resting on your cheekwhy live if this will never happen
Nick "Thick Dick" WildeNick "Slick Prick" WildeNick "Bunny pussy with sauce that's Mild" WildeNick "Daughters to Defile" WildeNick "I have far more than a single illegitimate Child" Wilde
Have a lewd where I got really into the shadows?
>>12337520
>>12339947>>12340252It did, and so did this (I hope the creator doesn't mind).
>>12337520How is she so perfect, despite having a penis?
>>12340413You've made me sad, Anon
>>12340449this is fucking with my head, man.
>>12340449>>12340450
>>12340224Yes it is.
>>12340449>>12340450>4chan machine broke
>>12340449How this shit does this work?
>>12340450Them bunny abs, tho
>>12340484Yeah, theres a few tricks to 4chan I'd like to know as well.
>>12340453>>12340459I dunno anon... I wasn't into this sort of thing before I came here... Martina and spicy Nick did things to me.
>>12340484>>12340513its a site errorblame moot
>>12340449>think it's smut>fuck it, I can get one more orgasm out today>click to expand>Nick staring me down>Continue, never breaking eye contactDon't get me wrong, it's not because I find him attractive. It's more a matter of finishing what I started.
>>12340535Who?
>>12340450Excellent pic, FIG!>>12340449>mfw
>>12340535>mootis this some new CC?
>>12340406shut up, dumb speciest
>>12339985>picnever>>12340040shoot ive been found out. dont call the cops this time, i only just situated myself again>>12340081you win this round>>12340083ouch. it hurts that i can see this.but also, i laughed. >>12340252>>12340456of course i dont mind! i am here to serve. im honestly just happy you like it enough to do that.good night thread! thanks to comic for another wonderful GTT, even if there was a lot of lewd.
>>12340535it's not an error at all; they're two different images, and they were posted at nearly the same time
>>12340563and one failed to load its thumbnail properly...making it an error
>>12340572o shit
>>12340556m00t is the original faggot
>>12340544>>12340556>there's people on 4chan who have no idea who moot is
>>12340584or is it, in fact, just a clever ruse?
>>12340584you were bamboozled!!!
>>12340544>>12340556i think he was the creator of 9gag or something, idk
>>12340562Sleep tight Bate!>you win this roundYes!
>>12340584>being memed this hard
>>12340562sleep tight pantherer
>>12340589>busted condom in the backgroundWhat is this even from?
>>12340115unclesameagle: https://unclesameagle.tumblr.com/post/162313408482/intimate
>>12340584>there's people>there's>people
when will Remmy be put out of his misery?
>>12340406It is.
>>12340609Some Kill la Kill animation on newgrounds or youtube or something. It's really stupid and not actually worth watching but some of the scenes make good reaction images. That scene is the one where Mako and Gamagoori are fucking.
>>12340652Never.
>>12340399Umm... I can't really say, I've been on and off it for coffee, some phone/tablet stuff. I'm going to start a new project soon, so I'll time it and let you know if you're still interested later.
>>12340652>>12340683He's here forever, just like us.
>>12340689I was just curious, since I have heard animation takes a ton of time. Did you end up drawing any more day of the dead stuff?
>>12340708That gives me time to fuck him!
Page 10>>12340733>>12340733>>12340733
>>12340671>newgrounds or youtubeProbably Newgrounds, it looks like the sort of stuff that was posted there10-15 years ago.> It's really stupid and not actually worth watching but some of the scenes make good reaction imagesNoted.
>>12340254For some reason 4chan thinks the translation is spam, so here you gohttps://pastebin.com/J9awb7mv
>>12340828haha, this is cutethanks, TB!
This was a good thread overall so I'm gonna say goodnight /ZTG/ here instead.
>>12340449ACtually terrifying
>>12340946Yeah it freaked me out too
