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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Bun Edition

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this is your gay of the day
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ccuck
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https://www.deviantart.com/art/Gideon-Grey-sketch-702907913
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Reminder that Byron is a false idol and that Weaver is our true Lord. Don't be a heretic /ZTG/. Vult Liciatorium Texentium.
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cuckk
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>>11402789
A blackfooted ferret by the name of Allan Polk

>Okay, well, going by that last post I guess I work on Slot Street.

>Male, Late twenties...let's say an HVAC mechanic. I like the idea of a tube dude slinking about literal tubes finding shit to fix pretty endearing. Standard grease-monkey archetype, heterosexual, has a weakness for rabbits (which I like because they're natural enemies, like foxes and rabbits, the reverse is cute) and other ladies slightly larger than himself, bit of a foul-mouth and responsibly (i.e. sparingly) gambles away some extra spending cash once or twice a month, though he has gotten in trouble a few times before for not knowing when to stop.
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>>11402963
uber cringe
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So, since I gave advice, might as well ask it, too.


I already have another chapter pretty much lined up to publish for Kitsunegari and have already started work on the one after that, but... Should I go ahead and publish was basically the Part 1 to the next chapter's Part 2 or should I publish both as one whole chapter?

Because Part 1 was 9,000+ words and Part 2 is gonna be as big or bigger.
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>>11402966
Who's shitty OC is this?
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>>11402987
UH OH.
UHHHH OHHHH.
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>>11402993
WolfJ
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>>11402987
Looks like someone can't hold their memes.
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>>11402869

100 Kisses sucked a lot of ass.
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Is ztarchive down?
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>>11402894
Oh god, look at all that blood!
The bun has a taste for flesh!
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i thought i was gay why are Betty and Charlie so attractive
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>>11402991
>So, since I gave advice, might as well ask it, too.
>I already have another chapter pretty much lined up to publish for Kitsunegari and have already started work on the one after that, but... Should I go ahead and publish was basically the Part 1 to the next chapter's Part 2 or should I publish both as one whole chapter?
>Because Part 1 was 9,000+ words and Part 2 is gonna be as big or bigger.

Publish separately. 9k words is a good chapter.
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>>11403015
don't use a meme if you don't know how to use it correctly.
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>>11402970
What I love about this is the fact that Ferrets were actually used by Boeing to drag cable / wiring through the wings of bombers

https://twitter.com/weird_sci/status/665335125970829313?lang=en
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why is chief bogo the best boy!?! how does he do it?!?
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>>11402966
A literal sparkle dog furry oc.
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>>11403065
I agree with this anon. 9k words is a good bit to digest when it comes to fanfiction. I feel it would be prudent to split them.
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>>11403036
...But did 100 kisses suck ass in the good literal way?
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>>11403070
What are you even taking about Anon?
That's the Weavlar meme.
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>>11403080
I'm getting some deja vu here.
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>>11402991
Agreed >>11403065
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>>11402963
It is my belief that neither Byron nor Weaver are false idols but rather they are both interconnected and are each parts of the true God
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>>11403136
Deep stuff Anon.
Deep stuff.
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>>11403052
Prolly cuz of their personality/design. Only you can figure it out which specific traits of their's you find appealing.
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Reshilling late TT submission
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>>11403120
I might have contributed to this guy's OC because I remember some guy running an HVAC ferret dude by me before and that little tidbit was shared with him.

Dude was super happy to learn that and I also decided to write in a character for Kitsunegari that was a Journeyman Electrician named Brent Troubadour.

Except I haven't really done much with him but I've already got Eva Belette representing slinky tubes.
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evens: get up and draw
odds: snooze up some more
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>>11403052
because they look like men
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>>11403196
You seem really narcissistic.
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>>11403214
4 is even Slothu
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>>11402966
>>11403089
>>11402993
God damn it, and nick knotting judy is really hot, too.

fucking furries ruin everything
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>>11402894
Now this is my kind of thread!
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>>11403036
You mind elaborating that?
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>>11403214
>evens: get up and draw
Are you up for drawing Nick in frilly panties Nobby?
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>>11403214
you gonna stram for us nobbo?
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There are many tube writers

And many hoofer artists

What if we paired them off to breed kangaroo all-arounders
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Big bun with lots of little tiny bun
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Ready to beep-beep your sheep?
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Well at least we finally have a pretty good Nick model to go along with all those Judy models. To bad about everything else.
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>>11403390
y-yes
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>>11403065
I remember reading a fanfiction where chapters were about 5-8k words on average. He split one into smaller chapters but got pissy and said he wouldn't do it any more.

Then I stopped reading because the story was getting to dangerous Sue levels, and how absolutely shitty the author/main character are to everyone around them.
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>>11403425
Hey Nick, how's it hangin'?
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>>11403390
>>11403431
Gonna beep beep all 4.5" of that ramrod.
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>>11403353
yeah, gimme a while to get up and get ready

>>11403335
bihh do you even know me?
I'm always down for cute boys and laced panties
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>>11403425
I still don't like this Judy model
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>>11403456
I think the model is all right, the fur however is awful.
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>>11403253
>fucking furries ruin everything
true
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>>11403463
Her face is still too wide
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>>11403447
>4.5"
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>>11403374
Could someone post that green where Nick visits the burrow and find Jude burryin some bun kits?
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how do i stop these gay thoughts
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Hello everybody!

Greentext Theater will be tomorrow at 6pm PST! Join MiwAuturu, Toga and Jesse as we read your greentexts!

And don't forget to submit your greentexts to be read live!

Today was super comfy: Alec and Labjer saying hello, usuck doing requests, lots of talk about writing, and everybody feeling comfy!

Let's post some "I'm feeling comfy" music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ZUpaO3JVo
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>>11403452
>I'm always down for cute boys and laced panties
That's the sloth we know and love.

To be more specific with my request, how about Nick dressed as a maid like this?
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This is an evil Drawpile

76.91.114.73

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art.
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>>11403525
https://youtu.be/5KSBEChzpMM?t=232
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Does anyone have the pics of Nick in the outfit Fanart and Rose and Fuel have been drawing.
I would love Nobbo to continue them
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>>11403525
Save yourself the anguish and just give in to Nick anon.
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>>11403546
That boi should only wear the bare Minh-imum.
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>>11403582
but I can't be gay with a fiction
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>>11403577
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>>11403535
Hi there bun..
Submitting...
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>>11403577
I already posted one of Fuel's, here's Rose's (in color).
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>>11402963
>>11403136
Did someone say God memes?
>probably gonna need a flame suit after this one...
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>>11403582
Peeking is so hot. I demand more!
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>>11403618
Already got this!
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Was there ever a shot of Nick's childhood bedroom during the junior ranger flashback sequence?
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We know Remmy doesn't spend much time online, since all he's got is his shitty phone, but what about the rest of Pack Street? Are they online?
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Good night /ztg/.
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>>11403478

Makes me wonder if those artists can't grasp anything but human proportions or they just refuse to make them how they are supposed to look like.

They literately just put his head on a human body with the coloring scheme of him.
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>>11403687
rex draws dicks as a side gig
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>>11403690
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>11403650
>Peeking is so hot. I demand more!
There is precious little of it anon.

Also, Harvey Birdman was a great show.
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>>11403691
>refuse to make them how they're supposed to look like
>how they're supposed to look like

No sense being a slave to other people's models.
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>>11403687
Anneke definitely is, so probably Wolter too. Since Avo and Al seem to be the only ones with any kind of real money I'd assume they have a connection. Charlie...I dunno, she seems paranoid enough to think that having a computer in her apartment is the same as leaving a window open.
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>>11403687
anneke and wolter seem like the sort of lazy shits to piss away time on memes and social media, playing some games on the side too but mostly busted old console games for their busted old flea market console
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>>11403690
Sleep tight anon with good taste.
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>>11403535
Indeed, comfy day.

Everything is good now. You can already tell who's typing this by looking closely at the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9DHDTu0jT0
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>>11403690
Goddamn the watercolors on Jack are so nice, I wonder if they use Holbein.
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Re-shilling a Finnick meme;
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>>11403746
someone aught to message this artist and thank them for stopping by, their art was cool as hell
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>>11403478
>>11403691
>They literately just put his head on a human body with the coloring scheme of him.
That's exactly what it is anon, they took an existing RL porn pic and edited it.
These edits always look like they came out of the uncanny valley, so I don't get the appeal.
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>>11403687
Al thinks it's all nerd shit and doesn't need it for work so on the rare case he's on a computer he has to peck at the keys to type a shitty email, hates squatting down in front of his ancient desktop that hardly runs. Velvet on the other hand is maximum Facebook Normie and posts on a support group for social workers sharing stories about work. Also uses it to look up clickbait articles about the top ten ways to convey power in the workplace or the three secrets that'll drive your canine lover wild.
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>>11403711
>I support donut steels and claiming other people's imagination as my own
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>>11403746
Oh it's such a comfy day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a comfy day
You just keep shitposting, anon...
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>>11403577
Here's mine!
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>>11403535
How's this for comfy music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y33iurEFepc
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>>11403721
She does a lot with burner phones so I'm guessing she's tech-literate but yeah it's hard to imagine she'd want to keep a machine with a paper trail. If she's got a computer at all it'll be disconnected from the internet and she goes to the library to download what she needs before bringing it back (or gets Marty to do it for her). When she really needs something, she uses a phone to connect to the unsecured wifi in Al's apartment and gets it that way - she set it up for him, after all.
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>>11403809
I didn't notice that little heart in his eye before
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>>11403792
Bit of a contradiction there, anon.

On one hand you bitch about people coming up with their own characters, on the other hand you bitch about them using others.

It's like you've memed yourself retarded.
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How many people here are into chastity, cage or belt or otherwise, or orgasm denial?
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>>11403767
The artist is Stoic and supposedly he hangs out here sometimes.
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>>11403865
>>11403767
http://stoicfive.tumblr.com
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>>11403663
No
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>>11403687
>>11403786
His computer takes a good fifteen minutes to warm up until its usable. Whenever he has tech problems he'll drag one of the Twins to his dinosaur of a desktop as there's no way he'd ask help from his wife to save face.

Wolter and Anneke are both sickened by how old school their Alpha is online. Any time they try to fix anything beyond what he's having problem with Al will demand they reverse it not wanting what he knows to be changed.
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How do I harness the forces lurking within /ztg/, anons?
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>>11403687
Ozzy has no money 4 computor and no idea how to use one or what he'd use it for if he did, beyond checking out the occasional thing at the library or looking over someone else's shoulder when they're working on theirs. Sometimes he sees folks hunched over laptops at coffee shops or the like and it's all he can do not to laugh, it looks so silly to him. He does like music though, and even if he hasn't got a lot of options for digital listening he appreciates there's a whole lot on there and it can sometimes make setting up music for a party a whole lot easier.
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>>11403846
I only like orgam denial of what you listed, and as a willpower thing.
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>>11403891
What, you mean like get them to lick your butt?
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>>11403846
>How many people here are into chastity, cage or belt or otherwise, or orgasm denial?
Not helping the sub cum can be kind of hot (and not allowing them to touch their dick), but actively preventing them from coming with some sort of device isn't my thing.
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>>11403833
She's got gaffer tape over all the mics and cameras on her laptop, despite it being completely and permanently disconnected from the internet. Martina probably asks to use it to research fashion ideas, but can only convince her when Charlene is around.
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>>11403905
Not quite. I need them in order to accomplish something much greater.

Is that even possible, though?
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>>11403846
Very into all.
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>>11403931
Try turning on your dish washer.
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>>11403931
People contribute to TT and make a shit ton of stuff, there are people making the deck of cards, and there have been giant collabs like Mead's comic
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>>11403833

charlie absolutely had a teenage internet depression spiral where she enjoyed trolling people anonymously to vent her negative emotions, before figuring out it was what was making her feel bad in the first place and swearing the whole thing off
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>>11403687
Velvet convinced Betty to get a PC so that she can play MMOs with her, since Al is never interested in playing or doesn't have the time. Betty indulged her and got a cheap PC, she figured that with everything in Zootopia going digital it was just a matter of time. She didn't like it at first but slowly she got the hang of it. They now run a popular guild on a well-known MMORPG
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>>11403834
Yah I wanted to get into the heart eye action.
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>>11403535
Is it TOO comfy if you fall asleep to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqO-tdhj0IM&list=RDCqO-tdhj0IM#t=9
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>>11403687
Avo and Betty both do camshows. Both watch the other, but neither has figured out who they're watching.
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>>11403903
I was just thinking that Ozzy would probably be the type who just uses the library pc to look up cute animals, but that has a totally different meaning in Zootopia.
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>>11404062
are you suggesting Ozzy shamelessly looks up softcore porn on a public computer
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>>11403955
Talking about decks, any progress?
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>>11403967
>She always say that she's gonna swear the whole thing off but she goes back to trolling the next day
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>>11403951
I do that pretty regularly.

>>11403955
Interdasting. The effects are indeed powerful.
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>>11403650
>deedle-deedle-dee

FUCK I HEAR IT IN MY HEAD

I WANT THIS SHOW BACK MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
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>>11403535
Mind reading this for me?

And let's add to the comf with some instrumentals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT-HeYARWJw
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>>11404085
Rose is making one for Wynn, someone is making one for Smug, Moped making one for Henrietta, Swat is making one for Moped
Probably more
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>>11404002
This feels like one long intro where the song never starts.
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>>11403746
>>11403814
>>11404002
Ahhh, super comfy...

>>11404113
Added!
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>>11403891
pretend to be weaver.
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>>11404103
It's better that they ended it strongly than running it into the ground, it was good while it lasted.
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>>11403080
Apparently folks are still using them for wiring-related jobs.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7541455/Ferrets-key-to-bridging-the-digital-divide-between-cities-and-rural-areas.html
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>>11404142
I'm not fast enough for that.
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>>11404150
>ended strongly

I agree except for killing Harvey. Literally uncalled for.
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>>11402966
>>11403043
>>11404129
source?
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>>11404230
I'm the last one and I have no idea!
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>>11403980
>Al always wonders why Velvet is always eager to take her laptop and go to Betty's apartment.
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Alright /ZTG/, I promised you Eldritch Betty, so here's Eldritch Betty.
Semi-continuation of Pic Related.

>"Betty."
>...
>"Betty."
>Just ignore it.
>"Betty you sack of meat, I can read your thoughts."
>"Oh for fuck's sake, what is it!?"
>This is the 5th time in an hour that mini-me here's decided to pipe up. Despite the fact that I let them have free reign while I'm asleep, they insist on 'gracing' me with their presence at any possible moment.
>I guess the fact that I'm letting them co-inhabit me isn't enough either.
>"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of those complaints. Now, to get to the point, you've been ignoring me and-"
>"What else is new? It's my body pal. Get over it."
>"That's exactly the point. I'm not the only thing you've been ignoring."
>"What exactly are you getting at, huh?"
>"Oh don't play coy. I'm a part of you. I feel what you feel."
>"A-and?"
>"And right now, I feel like a horny, pent up Wolf, struggling with the fact that there are perfectly available men merely a few minutes away, yet we're here, sitting in bed like a grouchy, symbiotic virgin."
>"Neither of us are virgins!"
>"Then go! Take care of us already!"
>"No."
>"Why not!? Are you more into girls instead? Avo's not a bad idea-"
>"No."
>"COME ON, BETTY. Work with me here."
>"I said no, and that's final."
>"Fine. Have it your way."
>"I-...Wait, that's it?"
>"Yup."
>"You're giving up?"
>"Hell no. What have you that idea?"
>Without warning, my left paw twitches.
>"Wait, are you-"
>An eye opens up on the back of it. Staring directly at me. More start to spread up my arm, ending at my shoulder.
>Oh no.
>"If you aren't going to get this out of your system, I'm going to do it for you."
>"Hey! Stop, you can't do that!"
>I take hold of my left arm, but my grip suddenly weakens, before I'm forced to let go entirely. The eyes start spreading up my right arm.
>I don't feel numb. I can still very clearly feel all this happening. Except I'm not the one in control.
>"Oh-ho, watch me."
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why do i want to kiss a wolf
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>>11404230
First image
https://trello.com/c/oVKjR0Yc/244-wolf-j-amm
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>>11404222
>I agree except for killing Harvey
It might have been his clone/copy actually, there was a duplicate of him made in previous episode and they never resolved that.
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>>11404235
>>11404256
Thanks anon
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>>11404245
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO76EhhPR2U
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>>11404241
Betty doesn't even have to sit on her paw to give herself a Stranger.
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>>11403214
Love these
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>>11404002
>biosphere

THAT is some good taste, anon
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>>11404098
>Charlie on her burner phone on Al's wifi the night Pandora went savage posting hateful screeds on Zootopia's 4chan about how all predators are just vicious wild animals on the inside and they need to be put down, and foxes are the worst of all, so worthless even other predators don't want them around
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>>11403374
Aww... now that is cute.
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>>11404295
Yeah sorta
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>>11403228
Well... I might be. I don't really like the possibility of it but I'm not gonna flat out dismiss it. If nothing else, it's something I've got to work on.

I could reason that I'm just at a crossroads between still between introvert and extrovert but I'm not a fan of excuses. If I have something to reconcile, so be it.
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>>11404052
I really don't see Betty as the internet pervert type, but there's no way Avo isn't on there doing sex-chats and reading erotic short-fiction and checking out fucked-up fetish porn and really just every dirty thing on the internet as she gradually becomes desensitized to each of them
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hell
hell
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>>11404396
I could see her just pointing it at her crotch and just sitting there. Maybe scratching herself every now and again, mostly being her normal dominant, bitchy self in the chat for prey mammals that like to be abused.
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>>11404396
Avo's gotta be a cam whore.
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>>11404241
Holy shit plz continue
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>>11404417
Heck.
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>>11404427
She's the true Queen of Denial.
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>>11404473
>>11404482
Sleep tight, bunners!
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Everyone knows that Marty fancies himself a learned intellectual, but is he the kind of tube that is a chess player? If he is, who among his neighbours plays too?
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I love seeing Judy in all these different outfits.
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>>11403535
Maybe give this one a read? I don't have a cap but I do have the text.

>Duke knew he shouldn't stop and stare at the displays in the window. He never felt any better afterward.
>The ads were all fake anyway. Fake lives, fake cars and fake dinner parties, and the christmas commercials started earlier every year. It was September, for crying out loud.
>His friends (yeah, he had friends) laughed at him, ever since he'd woken up and realized how much time you could piss away parked in front of a screen like this.
>But he'd learned. If he wanted to see what happened on Game of Burrows so badly, he could go read the book. The library was free. If he wanted an adventure like those jaguars in the car commercial, he could scrape together for a train ticket over to Tundratown or Rainforest for the day, just to see what was what.
>...But he had to admit it was harder to make a peanut butter bagel seem like that picture-perfect home-cooked harvest dinner.
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>>11404473
It looks like Judy borrowed a pair of Nick's boxers.

Good night anon, I'm gonna call it a night too.
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>>11404404
source?
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>>11403931
Depends on what you need others for.

I recommend listening to Comic's Postmortem on his Jack Savage Bunny Investigator radio show.

Here's the finished radio show:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/jack-savage-bunny-investigator

And here's the post mortem:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/jack-savage-bunny-investigator-post-mortem

It's a bit long, but it highlights what you need to consider when asking other people for help plus the difficulties you'll be facing when doing a big project.

The basic gist of it is:
You must be prepared to do 99% of the work.
Remember that you are asking people to do something for free and without proper guidance they might end up taking too long on their part of the project or leaving it all together.

Need voice acting? YOU need to write the script and direct them on how to say the lines.
Need art? YOU should prepare rough sketches and notes on how something should be drawn.

I can't do justice to how much advice you can get from that post mortem in a text post, so I highly recommend listening to it in it's entirety.
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>>11404509
I swear there's an endless number of variations on this exact situation in Zoot art.
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>>11404511
The drawpile. probably Fuel.
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>>11404500
Chess is for plebs, Marty would probably be more into GO.
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>>11404509
>pads
ree
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>>11404511
>>11404541
> probably Fuel.
Definitely Fuel.
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>>11404553
Suppose that he is into either of those board games. Who would be play with?
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>>11403687
muskmask coupon
muskmask home recipe
hors doerves
hors d'oeuvres
cheap salmon downtown
wig repair
how to tell if a sheep is interested
how to tell if a sheep is aroused
pictures of hooves
pictures of sheep hoves
pictures of ram hooves
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Speaking of sleep... did Nobby fall back asleep?
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>>11404597
maybe he went to go do something first
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>>11404615
Hes probably eating a skeppetios.
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>>11404628
>a skeppetios
A what now?
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>>11404500
Charlie played Chess with him once.

They set the board and pieces up and everything.

Marty made the first move.

Then Charlie reminded him that the only winning move in chess was not to play at all.

So she got up and left.

(AND NOW EVERYONE PLAYS THAT TRICK ON HIM AND IT'S GOTTEN AS BAD AS PEANUTS AND FOOTBALL)
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>>11404680
delicious
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>>11404241
>The eyes have spread up my leg now. My fur's staring to darken. Becoming a shade of black that can't be natural in any way.
>I can see all around me. I can see everything. But it's all tinted that unnatural shade of red.
>I can feel myself rising from the floor.
>I let out a bark of laughter.
>"Now then, let's get started shall we?"
>I open the bedroom door, heading out into the living room.
>I shut the curtains, and leave all the lights off. It's probably dark in here.
>I can see just fine, and any pred wouldn't have too much of a problem either.
>"But for someone like, say, a sheep...." They trail off, picking up on what I'm thinking.
>Oh no.
>"Oh yes."
>We won't go out into the hall looking like this.
>"But we aren't the one leaving."
>The sound of a hoof tapping against the door alerts us to his presence.
>I can smell him through the wall.
>I open the door.
>"Ah, Cormo! There you are."
>"Hi, uh, Betty. Heard you were looking for me. Is there any reason why you've got all the lights off?"
>"Oh, the power's out for some reason. Just in here. No clue why."
>"Alright then." He steps inside. We shut the door behind him.
>Cormo, you fool! What are you even doing here?
>Ha. Let's just say I pulled a few strings last night, huh?
>"Hey, you got any candles or anything?"
>"Sure. Probably in the cabinet. What's wrong, scared of the dark, Lamb Chop?"
>He fidgets slightly. Obviously tense.
>"Well, not really... s-scared, per say, but...Uh..."
>"Don't worry about it. You just sit down a sec while I find those candles"
>"Got it."
>Stumbling a little bit, he finds his way to the couch as I head off to find some candles.
>Sure enough, they're still in the cabinet where I usually keep them. Along with a box of matches.
>I snicker, bringing them back to the nervous ram.
>"Here you go. Mind lighting them for me?"
>"Uh... Sure."
>I hand one of them to him, along with a box of matches, setting the rest down on the table.
.
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>>11404500
I can see Ozzy learning the game from him and picking it up as something to pass the time and bond with Marty. He doesn't care about winning or losing, just appreciates a chance to spend time with a friend doing something they enjoy.

Marty on the other hand takes every game seriously and stomps the poor hyena 9 times out of 10. Marty is an asshole
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>>11404694
This drives him completely up a wall.

When Anneke hugged him from behind and slid her paws over his chest while singing Murray Head's "Chess" as a distraction technique, he was almost relieved.
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>>11404720
Martina is more of a Chinese Checkers kind of girl, since she gets to play with a whole group.
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All this talk of chess, go, and checkers makes me wish /tg/ topia finally wins TT.
Well either that or Tabletop Gaming.
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>>11404504
Absolutely!

>>11404529
I'm glad the post mortem was useful, buddy! I hope other people share their insights gleaned from their projects as well, so we have more collective knowledge for how to make awesome stuff!

I have to drive across town, so I'll be back in a bit! Stay comfy, everybody!
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>>11404719
This is getting good
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>>11403535
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>>11404762
IT EVENTUALLY GETS TO THE POINT THAT HE HAS TO STOP ASKING EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING TO PLAY CHESS AND STARTS PLAYING IT IN THE PARK OR LIBRARY

EXCEPT THE VIRUS HAS SPREAD

MORE AND MORE MAMMALS CONTINUE TO DESERT HIM AFTER HE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE

AND ALL OF THIS EVENTUALLY RESULTS IN HIM THROWING A TANTRUM SO FUCKING HARD THEY HAD TO CALL THE COPS

legend says he began to dress up in female clothing and a wig so that he could finally manage to play an actual round of chess

but the surprise is that it's actually his literal sister that had a vagina since birth and she's just trying to get better so she can surprise Marty someday.

(Everyone still thinks it's him and every time he gets reminded about it he blows his lid and they always think it's because they think he's martina but really he just has post traumatic chess disorder)


this is the deepest pack street lore known to man
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>>11405157
>post traumatic chess disorder
This is too good
When will Weaver make it canon
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>>11405157
The only person who plays with Marty Chess is Remmy.

The only move he uses is Scholar's mate.

(In German the joke would be funnier, because there Scholar's mate is Schäfermatt = Shepards mat.)
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>>11405157
After his tantrum and he turns into a Queen, he is brought to the hospital complaining about chess pains. He considered prayer to alleviate his symptoms, but the bishop wouldn't even see him since he pawned his rosary.
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>>11405234
Does that mean at the end he gets locked in the Tower?
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>>11405255
He insists he's the king of his castle, but she's really just a pretty queen waiting for her knight in shining armour.
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>>11405312
69 ?
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>>11404918
You and me both Anon.
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>>11405312
More than 0, lesser than 1
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>>11405312
Two, but they were some damn dirty dicks.
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>>11405312
Thirty-seven.
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>>11404719
>He takes out a match, stroking it against the side of the box. A tiny flame appears briefly, before dying.
>"Whoops. Try again."
>He picks out another match, not getting a much better result out of it.
>"Sorry, do you want to-"
>"No no, take your time."
>Finally, the flame stays lit.
>"There we go!"
>Slowly, he positions it above the candle, careful not to be clumsy with his hooves.
>As he does, I position my face right behind the candle.
>He lights it.
>"Ta-da!" Both of us say in unison.
>Immediately, he drops the candle, letting out a panicked bleat.
>My paw darts forward, covering his entire muzzle, and holding it shut.
>His cries come out faint, and muffled. No one able to hear him.
>"Shhh!"
>I place a digit to my lips, smiling at him, before reaching down to retrieve the candle.
>It's still lit.
>I use it to light the others, eventually providing enough light that most of me is visible.
>He shakes, eyes wide, practically hyperventilating.
>The fear coming off of him is intoxicating. Almost like a drug. The more of it I breath in, the less control I have.
>They only get stronger, because of it.
>"Aww, is the little lamb freightened? You're shaking like a leaf in the wind."
>I take my paw off of his snout, but he doesn't respond. Clearly he's too paralyzed.
>"You have no idea how long I've wanted this. How hard I've worked. First things first."
>We reach down, and pluck the whistle off his neck, crushing it in our hand.
>"No need for this now, is there? Wouldn't want any interruptions."
>I laugh again. He flinches as I do, retracting only further into the couch.
>"Now then, let's get started!" I clap my paws together.
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>>11403184
authors?!

also, /ztg/ it's TWO HOURS (and a day) before the poll closes!!!
come in a VOTE!

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1863738x29824D6c-50

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1863738x29824D6c-50

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1863738x29824D6c-50
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>>11405378
In a row?
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>>11405312
Would she be down for one more?
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This is a good meerkat.
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All aboard the Drawpile

76.91.114.73

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art.
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I want to cum on the face of a zoop with white fur then parade him around town while he hopes that no one notices
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>>11405387
[I've never written smut before, /ZTG/ so I guess there's a first time for everything. I'm saying this because I don't know if it's gonna be good or not, but I'm gonna feel bad if I leave this un-lewded on you guys after building it up, so here goes nothing.]

>Remember Betty, I'm doing this as much for you as I am myself.
>I reach down, grabbing him by the chest fluff, and arranging him in a more suitable position in the couch.
>He fights against my grip with the force of what feels like an arthritic squirrel.
>Now that he's in place, it's time for the main act to begin.
>I reach down, grab onto his shorts, and tug them off his waist.
>I fling then carelessly to the side.
>He's already got a bit of a tent going.
>I tear off the thin layer of clothing covering his crotch, and all 9.5 inches of that ramrod spring free.
>Shit, he wasn't lying.
>The look on his face can be described only as fear right now.
>Sorry Cormo. You'll forgive us later.
>Opening my mouth wide, I close it back down around his cock, careful not to shred it into pieces while doing so.
>Still, I let my teeth press into it just enough that his breath hitches, and he squirms slightly.
>I push my tongue up, and into the underside of his cock, before dragging it back and forth, in and out of my mouth.
>I lock eyes with him while all of this is happening. He still looks scared out of his mind, but his dick sliding and out of my maw right now probably helps.
>His breathing picks back up, even after it just finished calming down.
>Seconds later, he blows his load into my mouth with an oddly quiet bleat. I swallow the thick, salty fluid without much effort.
>"Aw, that fast, huh? You probably haven't gotten any action in a LONG time. Let's hope you last longer this time around, because that was only the warm-up!"
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>>11405621
He needed to do something with a certain mongoose, but I don't remember what?
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>>11405387
I kind of get rape vibes reading this...
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>>11405888
Ok?
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>>11405888
Unfortunately that's sort of what's happening, yeah. People seemed OK with this, so I figured why not. Still debating whether I want this to continue as a sex scene, or to end it differently.
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/ZTG/, how should I spend the rest of my night? Pick three:

>Finish Greentext
>Play Vidya
>Play difficult Vidya
>Podcasts/ASMR
>Write Steam reviews
>Write super self-indulgent Pack Street garbage that everyone will ignore
>Take already written stuff and change lines to make it Zootopia
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>>11406027
Install Gentoo
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>>11404529
I see. Thanks for the info, anon.
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>>11405312
The answer is always 42.
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>>11405962
Whilest it's not my cup of tea (which meabs I won't read the story further)
I want to say it's well written, the Anthmosphere is good epcplained, same goes for the feelings and how the being takes over. All in all a nice written story you should continue.
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>>11406027
Finish greentext
That way, I can get myself to finish mine.
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>>11406027
Stop wasting your time posting here. If you aren't getting enough personal satisfaction or thread attention from writing stuff, stop writing. This thread is supposed to be fun, not joyless work.
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>>11406067
Are you drunk?
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>>11406089
What is it, Anon?
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>>11406042
Is it GNU Linux or GNU + Linux?

>>11406071
One vote for finish Greentext!

>>11406086
The advice I get from people seems to be that, if I keep writing and trying to improve for long enough, it'll get more fun.
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>>11406109
Your typos were a little funny, that's all.
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>>11406133
Ah OK.
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>>11404918
Charlie DMs a game of Dungeons and Dragons for Marty, Anneke, Ozzy and now Remmy after blackmailing him over some minor embarrassment because her party needs a healer.
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>>11406127
..or you'll burn yourself out
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>>11406089
No, I'm writing on mobile and my autocorrect dosen't work properly, since it's set for German.
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>>11406133
>>11406159
Ooh, you meant that guy.
Hah. Nevermind.
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>>11406127
GNU x Linux
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>>11406127
>The advice I get from people seems to be that, if I keep writing and trying to improve for long enough, it'll get more fun.

That's only true if the ideas you have are things the thread cares about, or if you just enjoy writing without factoring anyone else in. If you're consistently being ignored and don't enjoyed the process by itself, doing more of it isn't going to help. The only thing you can do is invest a considerable amount of time into becoming a professional writer and ramming your ideas down everyone's throat - which doesn't mean they'll like them. Check out what the thread thinks of professional artists who do stuff with Nick and Judy they don't like. No one can deny that Zaush has more technical skill than a random Anon who can't draw, but he's a gross pedophile who ruined the personalities of everyone in his comic. Artistic skill didn't help. Stop wasting time here.

>>11406152
That too.
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why haven't I given up
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>>11405887
DO NOT
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>>11406207
>he's a gross pedophile

Get a load of this retard.
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>>11406231
Because you're an attention whore.
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I mean
You could also get better at storytelling and make something that captures the attention of others.
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>>11406240
>>11406086
jeez calm down, have a foxe
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>>11406240
I think you're right
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>>11406258
>I mean
>You could also get better at storytelling and make something that captures the attention of others.

Well yeah, but if the things that you want to write aren't the things that captivate others, you should find a new thread.
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>>11406148
>Marty wanted to DM and even started the group in the first place but absolutely nobody wanted to put up with his shit as game-runner so he begrudgingly conceded the role to Charlie. Insists on character voices and no meta-knowledge, always plays high-int wizards with optimized builds.

>Anneke actually plays a gruff old bull paladin and is always a little ticked when people assume she must be playing a slutty bard. She draws shitty notebook art of the party and their adventures but never shows anyone and gets angry with Wolter if he tells guys that she plays.

>Ozzy can never remember the rules and keeps having to borrow Anneke's dice because all he's got are the two d6s from an old copy of snakes and ladders. He basically just plays himself and likes the excuse to go with the flow and play pretend with his friends, always forgetting the plot of the adventure they're on.

>Charlie has a buried past as a games club nerd in school and unearthed it a bit when Marty started nagging her about setting up a group. She keeps piles of campaign notes even though she knows her friends are too dysfunctional to appreciate all the puzzles and mysteries she puts into the game. Mostly she just enjoys tripping them up by setting traps she knows they're going to blunder into face-first but she always gives them a way out in the end.

>Remmy thinks it's dumb nerd crap and he used to laugh at the D&D dorks in highschool with the other basketball team members, but he's being blackmailed so damnit he'll play pretend if it keeps Charlie off his back.
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>>11406266
Not him but whoever that anon is that spams the weird emo stuff like "i feel nothing" and "its too hard to continue" is kind of annoying.
If you need to talk, talk, go on discord, something, but this is basically the same as spamming off topic pics.
>>11406286
True. No sense in writing stuff for here if you don't like what Zootopia is about.
If you just like checking out Zootopia stuff then cool, but if your passion is something like talking penis mindswap then make content for that and let the threads be your netflix or something.
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>>11406310
>go on discord

Didn't they ban venting in the vent channel because it was triggering people?
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What you should do is stop caring what other people think of your work, especially people in this thread, because people in this thread have terrible taste. Look at Weaver.
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I miss skunkly
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>>11406331
they only banned suicide-posting over there
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>>11406331
What?
They discussed not allowing people to threaten suicide because nobody there was equipped to deal with anything like that. I don't think it ever got to be a ruling or anything.
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>>11406349
Yeah
>If you feel suicidal, KEEP IT IN BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT BE SAD
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Guys, fair warning.
Joker hour.
Overly aggressive bait is to be ignored. He's been active almost every night this week.
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>>11406385
more like
>if you need serious help, go to a fucking proffessional
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>>11406207
>>11406286
Weirdly, the ideas I have get a ton of attention. I'm the one who came up with Eldritch Betty and posted that shitty MSPaint picture that got everyone talking. People like my short Greentexts too. I'll stick to that, since I already am a pretty good writer and that doesn't seem to have helped. Other people are just better at lengthy execution.

>>11406310
I'm not that emo Anon and the ideas I have are specifically Zootopia. Other writers are just better at expressing them. No big deal!

>>11406333
That's the path to Borba. What the fuck is the point of spending hours translating a well-formed idea to writing if nobody else will like it? I could just keep it in my head and enjoy it, or post something short and actually start a discussion.
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>>11406368
Oh, I left around the time it came up.
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>>11406333
Indeed. Everyone knows that hand-holding is truly patrician taste.

>>11406334
Work on that aim.
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>>11406414
Yo I love the fuck out of Eldritch Betty
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>>11406422
>hand-holding
Fucking deviant. I bet you like hugging too
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>>11406403
Who? No really who is “he“?
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>>11406422
>Work on that aim.
You do this pun EVERY TIME
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>>11406454
A boogyman the discord made up to sway threadgoes to abandon threads altogether and only go to the discord.
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>>11406454
Dedicated shitposter who follows whatever fandom weaver's in. Has a record going as far back as /mlp/, doxes people, stirs shit, doesn't stop.
If you're new, be aware he samefags relentlessly.
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>>11405875
[Alright, I still didn't get as much of a kick out of lewding this as I thought. At least now I can say that I tried.]

>He doesn't say anything.
>I begin positioning myself over him, ready for the main course, but a burning pain in my arm throws me off balance.
>"Shit!"
>I fall back towards the other end of the couch. One of the eyes on my right arm is closed. I look up to find Remmy holding one of the candles in his hoof.
>Fire.
>The one thing that hurts us in this state.
>Usually it wouldn't be a problem, but because I'm garbed in nothing but an undershirt, I have no protection from it.
>I lunge, grabbing onto his wrist. I squeeze, and the pain causes him to drop the candle.
>It falls, dumping molten wax all over my arm, and sticking the flame into yet another eye.
>I can't help but wail in pain. I let go of him, they eyes begining to rapidly close from the burning sensation.
>I stand there, holding my aem through the agony. I'm stunned by it.
>I look back to find that Remmy's already gotten his shorts back on, and is fleeing the apartment with a brand new candle in hand.
>"CORMO!"
>I can finally feel control returning to me as I stumble towards the doorway.
>He looks back at us briefly.
>"NOT A WORD TO ANYBODY."
>He leaves without any sort of affirmation.
>...
>Fuck, that just happened.
>Shutting the door, I trudge into my bedroom with a huff, collapsing into my bed.
>"Wow. You really blew that one huh?"
>"Shut up. Assuming no one burns us alive in our sleep, you and I are gonna work this out tommorow morning."
>"But what if-"
>Ignoring the voice, I pick a bottle up off of my dresser, popping a pill into my mouth.
>I can't hear them now.
>That's enough of that for one night.
Fin. -Tempest.
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>>11406442
>I bet you like hugging too
How did you know? The sensation of holding someone close, feeling their heart beat against your chest...it's one of the best things in this world.

It's also a great setup for missionary.
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>>11406385
only proper response
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>>11406422
>>11406495
anon please, it's not even midnight
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>>11406487
Let me blow your mind right quick.

I've been called "the joker" before.
So have 7 people I know of in the discord.

If he aint spamming, he aint joker.
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>>11406463
I'm sorry, but I can't stop now. I've been giving it my best shot.
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>>11406517
Sup dude
Gimmie the skinny on the next chapter
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>>11406403
I swear to God someone posts this every time the thread topic turns to things were uncomfortable to talk about
Listen dipshit the thread isn't gonna be "comfy" 24/7 and if people want to discuss things other than how perfect their fucking ships are then just let them
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>>11406469
Ridiculous, I mean, what's the point.
There are people who stay naturally on Discord, and some on the Threads.
Why does he try so hard to convince them to go to Discord.
Sounds like a sect leader to me.
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>>11406493
I liked it
Good work Tempest
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>>11406537
You believed a troll post.
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>>11406542
Eey thanks.
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I'm waiting for the samefag accusations and (You) posts, thats when you know the party started.
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>>11406559
I'm to tired too not believe in everything.
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>>11406414
>what's the point if nobody likes it

Anon, people like Justin Bieber music. People like Transformer movies. People like country music.

The creative process isn't a popularity contest. The only opinion that matters belongs to the muse.
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>>11406578
The fun doesn't start until someone gets called shit stirrer
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>>11406299
Anneke as tank paladin, Marty as damage wizard, Ozzy as utility bard, Remmy as heal cleric sounds like a solid party
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>>11406517
It's well past midnight for me. It's the prime time to wrap up under the covers with your partner, and share heat as you cuddle each other close.
You can even whisper sweet nothings into their ears as you roam each other's bodies, and rub the sweet spot you know they have. But what's even better, is that they'll be doing the same, or more, to you.
Could anything be more comfy?
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>>11406597
Shit stirrer.
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>>11406584
That's true. You can write niche stuff.

Eldritch Betty might not be everyone's jam but I know its mine.
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>>11406533
re-editing first chapter, the way I want the story's "prologue" to develop would take more than just one day, in the second chapter you get some insight on the major antagonists and deuteragonists
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>>11406607
>Could anything be more comfy?
you mean more than spooning your SO while handlocking each other in a hug while your other hand soothes their tensions away by rubbing their shoulder?
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>>11406487
You might say I hate Weaver, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday that you join us, and the world will be as one.
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>>11406207
He's already raped a woman. You don't have to add anything else into the mix.

I would also just rather not have to think about furries.
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>>11406584
>Anon, people like Justin Bieber music. People like Transformer movies. People like country music.

>The creative process isn't a popularity contest. The only opinion that matters belongs to the muse.

Those are both true. But putting 4 hours into writing a 4,000+ word Greentext about some weird thing that inspires me is only fun if it inspires other people too. I don't care about popularity, but constantly submitting writing that nobody enjoys is one step above spam.

This topic seems to have gotten Joker posting going, so I'm going to drop it. I'll write the shorter stuff that everyone (including myself) enjoys rather than longer stuff that nobody is happy with.

>>11406611
I just posted the original image and a few super short Greentexts about her. Nobby did the heavy lifting of actually drawing her, and Tempest is writing a whole series. I'm glad you like the idea though!
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>>11406607
>>11406651
Yeeeeee, now I feel even sadder for being alone
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>>11406651
Yep. While you're doing that, you could blow lightly on their ears, or kiss them on the cheek.
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>>11406660
I mean, you still don't get any Templar memes out of it, so....
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>>11406665
>>11406667
so close, yet so far...
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>>11406668
Channel your sadness into writing green, anon. Let your passions and longing desire express themselves in written form.

Then, run it by comic to get some good critique.
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>>11406667
>writing a 4,000+ word greentext

Maybe try leveling up and writing a real story with real prose.
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My God, it's been a good few weeks for music for me.

First it was a new Brendon Small/Galaktikon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBhtFYuphk

Now it's a new Perturbator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeWdH9X7X3A

What else are you anons listening to that's new?
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Last shill for the night

76.91.114.73

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art.
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>>11406784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsrjRtCXhc0
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>>11406784
>>11406799
Oh wait, you said new. Sorry dude, I have no reading comprehension.
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>>11406708
>Let your passions and longing desire express themselves in written form.
I fucking dare you to turn my fantasy of being killed in my sleep by Betty into a serious Greentext the thread doesn't hate.
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>>11406807
No biggie. If you're listening to older tunes it's all good.
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>>11406600
>Charlie contrives situations where Remmy must pray to his God for guidance regularly, so she can speak to him as a deity.
>Keeps reminding him to be more reverential and deferential when seeking advice from his all-powerful lord and savior
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>>11406784
I found a nearly perfect edit of Bittersweet Symphony and it's almost, almost there:

https://youtu.be/bYh5QWKkZoo
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>>11406708
If you want...
>Finally, enough money.
>Duke counted the bills: 10, 20... 100 dollars.
>He had put them together little by little, by leaving aside all the possible immediate pleasures he could get from them: cheap alcohol, going to the cinema, fancy food, normal food, cheap food.
>Today was the day.
>He put on the best clothes he had and directed himself toward the nearest disco.
>The music was loud, the lights were strong, many nice girls dancing.
>He approached one, a nice stoat, fur white like snow.
>She saw him.
>They danced together for more than an hour.
>Yes Duke, he was telling himself, this is your chance.
>Finally someone...
>That is what he believed, until her boyfriend came and pulled her away.
>And like this the night passed.
>Every time he approached a girl, she got away in one way or the other.
>Some even waited that he payed them some drinks before disappearing forever in the crowd.
>The night was coming to an end.
>One night alone.
>He still had 5 bucks.
>He looked at the barman, a middle-aged grizzly bear.
>Duke put all his remaining money on the counter.
>"The strongest drink you can give me with this. One."


I hope you like it anon. I don't feel better.
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>>11406973
That's cause you and duke shoulda been more hedonistic.
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>>11406789
>He has a major weight problem
>Nearly everyone thinks he's gay
>Hell, they all thought that he was fucking Bogo on the side
>Or they thought that he'd essentially be a wizard for life

>Nobody, not even supercops Nick & Judy, can find out how or why Clawhauser managed to get Kii Catano, one of the best cops in the whole precinct, to not only date him, but she doesn't even bat an eye when bigger, buffer cats like Jackson or Delgato tried their A-game pick ups
>Said pick ups even managed to woo Fangmeyer, who is the second hottest cat woman in the place
>But despite it all, Kii and Clawhauser seen genuinely happy together

>Wolford started a pool with odds are that the two are actually each others' beards
>Even Nick was tempted to kick in
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what is the one hobby each of the pack street girls would want to share with remmy if they were dating?
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>>11407006
Betty.
Knitting.
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>>11407006
Anneke.
Vidya
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>>11407000
"are actually each others' beards"?
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>>11407000
must it always end in gay?
Nice one, anon. got a good chuckle in the end

second greentext to come out of the drawpile too
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>>11407006

Anneke: Minecraft
Avo: Working out at the gym
Betty: Smoking
Charlie: Crossword puzzles
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>>11407042
Nevermind I googled it
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>>11406990
I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying
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>>11407053
>Crossword puzzles
wat?
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>>11407042
"Beard"

It's a word for a man or a woman who dates a member of the opposite sex, but that person is gay.

So if a gay man dates a woman, then she's his beard because she's keeping people from seeing his true face. A beard can be aware or unaware that they are actually a beard.

>>11407048
I wrote it so that those cheetahs are actually together, just that Wolford is a dick.
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>>11407006
Charlie: Prescription drugs.
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>>11407037
>>11407053
>"Hey Remmy, wanna join in my World of Woolcraft raid?"
>"Not really?"
>"W-what? Too dorky for you?!"
>"Not really. I already checked your toon and they're barely raid scored to be near effective enough. And what are you playing? A hunter? I bet your shot rotation is garbage."
>"I-I-I..."
>"Call me when you grind some worthwhile gear and L2P, scrub."

>>11407053
>Betty: Smoking

Cancer is not a hobby.
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streaming for a little bit, I suppose
http://piczel.tv/rose
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>>11407104
Yo Rose!

I'm sure you're not taking requests, but you think you could draw something up for zhan? He got really depressed the other day, and he could use some cheering up, I bet.
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>>11407006
Betty would probably try to show him how to cook so he would stop eating so much Bug Burga
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>>11407104
Oh, that's not how the url works. https://piczel.tv/watch/Rose

>>11407116
Sure
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>>11407104
A stream by any other name would -- wait, "<!DOCTYPE html>", the hell?
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>>11407042
Beard [noun/adjv]
a person someone dates to appear heterosexual

example:
>Judy is just Nick's beard. He's secretly dating Gideon.
>Did you hear Judy is dating Jack? Yeah, right. Jack's just a beard. Judy's actually with Skye from Engineering.
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>>11407091
Sometimes I imagine if Remmy ever got it into his head that he really liked Charlie, he'd turn into one of those guys who thinks he's going to "save" her from the various fucked up things in her life like petty theft and medication abuse, and how supremely pissed she'd be about that kinda self-righteousness coming from him
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Whaddap, everybody!

One more reminder that Greentext Theater will be tomorrow at 6pm PST, and that I'll be joined by MiwAuturu, Toga and Jesse!

Last chance to submit your greentexts!

Also, if you have a question for Q&A at the end of the show and can't ask it live tomorrow, ask it now!

What's poppin'?
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>>11407118
I was wracking my brain for a good side-gig for Betty but cooking makes a lot of sense, she made that big soup when he was sick, she clearly has some self-sufficiency skills.
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>>11407104
>>11407122
>Now streaming the GREATEST artist you've ever seen. Come learn how I do what no one else can and take the first step to becoming a better artist AND human. If you thought that smelly sloth could compare to me, let me show you the TRUTH
I help with advertising
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>>11407142
>What's poppin'?

Nearly 2/4.
Is your body ready?
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>>11405113
Oh, and added!
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>>11407086
>just that wolford is a dick
Yeah, I figured that much. I just found it funny that the gay works it's way into a lot of things around here.
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>>11407149
... uh... ready for... what?

... Just throwing this out there but you remember the rule about how you're not supposed to lewd the VRbit, right?
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>>11407168
No worries.
No lewding imminent.
But still, ready your body.
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>>11407170
yooooo
that's fucking great stuff, thank you again for doing my request
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>>11407142
>what's popping?
hopefully not your mic come tomorrow.

on a more serious note, just chillin and finishing up my coffee tt. should be done soon
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>>11407182
I still don't know where the hell she came from.
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>>11407181
Preparing, then!

>>11407188
Ooh, I can't wait to see it!

Coffee TT has been a great turnout.
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>>11407143
>>11407118
>Betty and Remmy cooking a big, hearty stew together on a rainy afternoon
>Remmy sitting in Betty's lap, both of them cradling bowls of stew and watching the rain come down out the open window
>the radio plays in the background, something soothing and jazzy
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>>11407192
artist named EK drew her, thread made a backstory for her
Think EK is online in a few hours
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>>11407170
>forehead
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>>11407170
I was about to mention >>11407215
I think the ears are a bit small too
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>>11407091
>>11407133
Why do people think that Charlie abuses medication?
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>>11407182
who the fuck is this
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>>11407215
Forehead, forehead, do I hear fivehead?
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>>11407192
>>11407211
>>11407251
Jiji Vixaine
EK drew her a while ago and posted it to the threads, I think he also said he didn't intend for her to be an OC?
Anyway someone mentioned she looked like a 70s girl with her fuzzy fur, and someone posted a picture of aerobics instructors from the 70s. People came up with the headcanon that she was an aerobics instructor who never made it big because she was a fox and therefor not a good image for healthstyle living, but she did porn photoshoots on the side to supplement her income because vixens might have been seen as exotic or dirty. Nick apparently masturbated to her exercise videos without ever knowing she was a porn star.
Some poor anon mispelled "popping boners" as "popping bones", which is why she's cracking her arm.
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>>11407298
I was on mobile and it autocorrected boners to bones
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>>11407231
Mostly just seems to fit her archetype, plus a few circumstantial details that would go along with it. Of course there was the suicide attempt dream where she tried to go out with pills, and her perspective chapter revealed a lot of overthinking and neurosies typical of someone who'd seek medication, probably anti-anxieties.

On the flip side she doesn't seem like an obvious candidate for most other material vices. We've never seen her drunk and her paranoid, secretive side makes it unlikely she'd want to lower her inhibitions. She seems too high strung for weed. Harder stuff is mostly too damaging or dangerous for someone who makes the smart play. Abusing medication acquired under the table, though, that's the sort of thing that "smart" people do under the implicit assumption that because they're responsible they can control it, they can use them to level themselves off and don't need anyone else's help or direction on how to use them. It fits the profile of someone who's a little desperate for a fix for their problems but doesn't want to admit to weakness or show vulnerability in front of others. Is she going to trust and open up to a doctor or psychiatrist to get a proper, managed prescription? One where she might have to leave her private contact information? No way. So, abusing stuff bought from the grey market online or through shady contacts at pharmacies it is.
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>>11407231
cause the fans basically turned her into another Rinehart
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>>11406708
Time to get melancholy!

>Gingerly, using both hands, the tiny mammal removed his headset.
>Thus had been a fairly good game, he thought. Variety in the level design and objectives, funny dialogue, and not too expensive.
>And now, as the ship full of bloodsoaked survivors grew smaller in the distance, he was back to reality.
>Back in Zootopia.
>Scurrying to one of the tiny holes in his wall that served as a window, the smiling Marten took in as much of the skyline as his eyes would allow.
>What a beautiful place, he thought! Where Prey and Predators first joined together as one.
>Towering skyscrapers that lit up the sky
>Where anyone could be anything!
>...
>Almost imperceptibly, his grin began to falter.
>Prey were getting mauled in broad daylight.
>Predators were one attack away from being lynched.
>And he definitely wasn't living in one of those skyscrapers, nor was anyone he knew.
>Forsaking the view and heading to the kitchen, the tiny mammal wondered what was wrong with him
>Wrong with everyone, really.
>Sure, he could see Zootopia having been like that once. Accepting. Prosperous.
>Totally convinced that unnecessary fear, like pointless instinct, would be left behind by evolution.
>Lots of hopeful mammals coming in, wanting to be a part of it. The future. The better way to do things.
>Everyone working paw in paw. Not out of necessity, but pride.
>They would be proud of their city, he thought.
>Everyone would be.
>And as trust gave way to suspicion, and compassion was swallowed by fear, those old or well-read enough to remember would still see the city - their city - as it was meant to be.
>Wrapped up in nostalgia, with all the manic aggression of a predator gone feral, they would look at that skyline and start to howl-
>"You should've been there!"
>"YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT!"
>...
>Oh right, he thought.
>Still need to catch up on Discworld.
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>>11407231
Assumed due to the fact that she's very clinical, detached and withdrawn.

She comes off as not being "All There" and her zoned out alien mannerism gets her accused of that / being autistic.

Honestly it could just as easily be a cultural thing which is how I typically see it.
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>>11407318
So she's an aerobics instructor, a porn star on the side, and abuses pills?
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>>11407318
>She seems too high strung for weed.

get me pack street: stoned edition right friggin now

rex hooks up the pack with primo chronic kush ganjas and they do a whole three weeds each and it's like reefer madness up in
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>>11407374
Look at the right links, anon
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>>11407374
Fuck I just saw this was unrelated, nm
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>>11407231
She probably doesn't but alot of people assume so because her a dream of committing suicide and kissing Marty. Personally, I don't think she would abuse medication cause Charlie has a logical mindset and she knows that that type of action would just hinder her and her work. Another reason can be that fans felt the need to give her something to add more depth into her character after the dream comic
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>>11407377
>Charlie, Marty, and Ozzy all have panic attacks
>Al, Betty, and Avo spend the whole evening trying to calm them down
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>>11407142
>a question for Q&A

Predictions for Oculus Connect 4.

What makes a thread "comfy?" It's easy to define in a general sense, but what about more specifically?
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>>11407415
Absolutely wonderful! Wynn will freak when he sees this.

Great job, Rose. You've made someone very happy.
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>>11407324
You mean Rinehurt
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>>11407377
Anneke and Wolter go maximum munchies
Ozzy keeps trying to play his guitar and keeps losing concentration and laughing about it
Al just falls asleep immediately
Marty has a paranoid freakout about how the cops can totally hear them through the walls and know they're high and are coming for them right now oh god I'm not going to jail!
Avo becomes shamelessly horny and after a bunch of dirty jokes wanders off to take care of herself
Betty becomes extremely mellow and just wants to relax around everyone, with maybe not too much talking
Charlie just wants to cuddle and nap, and if she can get away with it strip down to her underwear
Remmy's endless internal monologue becomes an external monologue and he just won't shut up about every idea that pops into his head.
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>>11407412
>You will never be Betty's little spoon while high.

This is a level of sadness I didn't know existed.
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>>11407318
This can also very must be her typical behavior. You can be mistaken her paranoia and secretive for her just being cautious, which sort of comes naturally with her line of work.
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>>11407415
Very nice Rose, I love the asymmetry inside this card.
Only a question, though: why does the name seems to have an higher aliasing than the rest of the card?
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>>11407415
You done good, panda.
Your lines remind me of Ciwi's.
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>>11407428
>Remmy's endless internal monologue becomes an external monologue and he just won't shut up about every idea that pops into his head.
remmy reveals all his incredibly "I'm not racist, but" opinions while high and gets everyone to turn on him
thankfully they're all high and by the next day they've sobered up and can't really remember what it was they were arguing about
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>>11407335

>Discworld.

And thanks for reminding me about that fic that was mixing discworld and Zoot. Held so much promise with some great writing and such a great Nick and Judy, and the mystery of it looked great. A number of fast chapters coming out at first, then a long break in between another single chapter. And then total silence for 7 months now.

Fucking damn, does it hurt.
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Its time for me to rest up for tomorrow!

Can't wait till we're having Greentext Theater!

>>11407425
Added the question, but no work related predictions, you silly.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope you topdeck exactly the card you were looking for!
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>>11407458
Charlie doesn't seem all that paranoid desu.
If anything, her actions come across as very confident. She just does as she wants, and when someone else sees a problem with it, she considers them the strange ones.
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>>11407489
>No work related predictions
It's not technically work related unless you're specifically an Oculus employee! But that's fair. I don't want people asking me about my job during my time off either.

>I hope you topdeck exactly the card you were looking for!
EXODIA.
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>>11407415
Oh my god, I love it. Thank you!
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>>11407479
>>11407335

Correction. Year and a half. Time fly's.
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>>11407512
Sup wynn
You doin good?
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Why are buns so superior?
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>>11407460
Because I stole the ambigram Pho made for me but the sharpen filter made it too sharp.
I fixed it now.
>>11407512
Glad you like it
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>>11407492
Eh, her perspective chapter revealed there's a lot more going on. In particular, it seems like she's perfectly aware that often "what she wants" isn't in line with what society expects, and she has trouble figuring out how to bend to fit those expectations when she has to - which she does have to, as a con artist. The whole "pretty Charlie" ruse was partly a con, but it also revealed certain beliefs she had about herself she didn't seem comfortable sharing with others, and she's generally skeptical of how her friends and acquaintances think of her.

Plus in the series proper she had a complete breakdown concerning her self-worth when Pandora went Savage that revealed a whole lot of self-loathing that dovetails with the cynicism and skepticism in Transformation that adds up to someone who doesn't like themselves and uses a show of confidence to hide their insecurity.
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When does the TT poll end?
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>>11407602
Ah damn, I made you redraw the whole ambigram...
Damn me and my stupid mouth that can't stay shut
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>>11407664
Shhh, it's ok. it makes it less jarring with the change.
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>>11407636
Look in the OP (7.00 PDT)
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>>11407636
it's right on the OP
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>>11407675
>>11407678
ah, gotcha, thank you
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>>11407602
Awesome work, Rose!
The banner's a bit wonky, but nevermind that. I love the hints to Rine's character and his expression is on point.
Thanks for drawing a card!
Will add it to the album soon
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>>11407675
Sorry, meant to write September 7 00.00 PDT
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>>11407602
fantastic job!
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>>11407530
Yep! Hope you're doing great yourself, anon
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>>11407103
It is, my grandfather did it till the end.
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>>11407607
Charlie doesn't bend to society's expectation because she is confident that her way is logical. She doesn't have trouble figuring out how to bend expectation because she believes her thinking to be right and logical,. Hence why she doesn't deviate from her established plans and when others do, she gets frustrated (just like when Remmy and Wolter were arguing in the van during the heist). The whole Transformation thing was mostly her questioning her own femininity, not about how people saw her and though of her. She doesn't share this with others not because she is uncomfortable but because she doesn't see the logic in people knowing about "pretty Charlie" and also its her being cautious because more people knowing this can lead to her scheme being jeopardized, hence why she kept hoping that Remmy wouldn't give her out and just leave the event.
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>>11407151
Thank you, I bust hope my mistakes are as minimal as possible. At least readable.
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>>11407840
Have there been any other doubles, other gifted mammals? Or is the ram the only one?
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>>11407926
NAH and A_sig
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>>11407926
Don't remember you would have to check the date and try to find it in the archives.
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>>11407934
What did they get?
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hhh

feel better soon, Zhan
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>>11408058
This is wonderful Rose, I hope he will see this
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>>11408058
This is a lovely pic, I'm sure he'll love it.
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>>11408185
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>>11407602
Attention to detail is amazing, fantastic job.



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