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Thank god. Now we can have a nice christian thread. Who likes bunnies?
cuck
>>10019575Other bunnies
ozzy
>>10019543That's not happyThat's not happy at all
>>10019575sure
>>10019590You just don't understand happiness, anon
Happiness is overrated
>>10019575me.
>>10019584was
>>10019642KANGZ
>>10019590>>10019607That's what True Happiness Looks Like...
>>10019607says a sad man.
>>10019642tired and is now taking a nap
>>10019266>>10019169>>10019627What do you expect? All the people that self-insert as him have try and make Gideon some how even with the far better mammal and fox, that is Nick.
>>10019701>himher*
whatcha listening to, /ztg/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s
>>10019739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKWUz71Hw8c
>>10019605source?
>>10019739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_FDjDwNygM
>>10019663perfect
>>10019781http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23900757/
>>10019739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7yzc7N-Nh0
>>10019663I want to thank Nobby again for this cuz its really cute
>>10019716>herthat thing*
>>10019653I am still waiting for Jack to show up in "True Love"; if Judy tells him to fuck off because Nick was there with her, I will forgive Sprinkah for the 30+ chapters of Nick and Judy staring at each other sadly.>>10019701It is kind of sad; while I don't care about Gideon I think he is an okay character, even if he was mainly a plot device. Thing is, he is just boring compared to Nick who still has some mystery to him.
>>10019820>http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23900757/Thanks
>>10019868>Jack show up again>Judy tells him to fuck offlol>So... ->-have you heard from HIM at all?>Who... Jack?>Did you try?>[Hell no, I hope he gets eaten.]>YES, NICK! HE WANTS NOTHING WITH MEHe'll probably address this "Hell no" from Judy, so we'll probably get something autistic and not really salvaging the story.
>>10019575>judy dressed as maid marian>appropriating fox culture>anothe race war
>>10019961>Woman on all fours on the ground crying over her boyfriend dumping her when she reveals she is pregnant after she believes she found everlasting love.Was Sprinkah, should I say, THE original Monarch of FEELS?
>weaver, the absolute madman, is making a post for every individual chapter of that FNAF ficgodspeed
>>10019739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVPTu4l6OnE
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobbystill streaming, I trhink I might finish up soon tho
>>10020010Anon, what the hell is that gif from?
>>10019961>>10019868Nah, I think Judy is going to take him back. While spouting something about "Everyone makes mistakes but you were able to change and come back to me."And Judy is so fucking desperate and doesn't want to take care of them alone she would be jumping at the chance to get someone to help her.She probably "realize" that she is till in love with him or something. You know, "This is what TRUE love looks like." As in, people get into fights and such but they come out of it stronger together in the end.
>>10020070Can you draw stoned Nick and Judy (to go with what you just did on stream)?
>>10020070thats one nice rose
>>10020087Touhou batshittery. It may be a rather awesome franchise with a shit ton to it. But the fandom and meme's that it spawns are some of the most weirdest creations in existence.
>>10020108>Everyone makes mistakes but you were able to change and come back to me.I know I must expect nothing less that this utter narrative failure, but I still hope you're wrong.
>>10020087Some nodev /agdg/ anon making 2hu game.
>>10020070Did you also do the old requests?
fd>>10020159the what
>>10020159i mean do you
>>10020167>>10020164what
>>10020138That's basically what people take from the movie. Which is why I'm starting to hate when drama happens between characters, especially Judy and Nick.Everyone makes mistake, everyone deserves forgiveness, but forgiveness is not fucking forgetfulness. I forgive people who shat on me but apologized for it, but I don't forget they did it.
>>10018732
>>10020225Nice, he's eating it candles and all like a true yeen.
stop being gay
How does transistor technology scale in Zootopia's universe?Can rhinos use full-fledged computer systems designed for shrews like extra-capable wearables? Can mice living in tundratown use an elephant-scale graphics card for really, really good graphics and also heating the house?
>>10020289No.
>>10020289b-but I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
>>10020289did someone say gay?
>>10019998If its truly fox culture, wheres the incest?
>>10020225>Birthdays make everyone post art and stuff for each otherI really like this, it make sthe threads really fuckin cozyGreentexts would also be cool to see
>>10020123
>>10020352violet is at the farm, wait till she visits.
That's a lot of gay nicks.
>>10018258>TFW you're too busy trying to get better at drawing that you don't have time to focus on a TT submission.
I am completely uninspired
>>10020364nick is gay
>>10020361>cut to judy snorting coke off Nick's butthole
>>10020326>>10020315>>10020311Why does thead always assume that gay = fox = Nick
>>10020361Thanks Nobby!
>>10020380see >>10020376
>>10020376There is no proof in the movie
>>10020361stop being such a square Judy
>>10020379it's pretty hard to sniff coke off the actual hole, it's easier to just make lines on the cheeks and have them try and stay still
>>10020392He kisses a grown manwhen does he ever kiss a woman?
>>10020399BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>10020409It was part of the scam. And Nick is pretty much hetro because at the end he goes: "You know you love me" to Judy.
Have a Mrs. Wilde wearing lingerie.
>>10020379>>10020399Nick has a better snout for snorting cocaine off of buttholes.
>>10020380>>10020392Why does it matter? He's a fictional character with no canon sexuality.Only actual autists legitimately care about muh gay/straight nick.
>>10020429>Lingerie>MILF
>>10020429I never asked for thisbut you gave it to me anywaythank you kind sir
>>10020428p l a t o n i c
>>10016803
>>10020429Muh dick. And Nicks dick
>>10020429That's pretty hot, although I'm not convinced that isn't actually Nick in lingerie.
>>10020455>tube dude cant enjoy his banana
>>10020429oh godw-why are you doing this to me
>>10020455>>10020470Tube dude really should have sliced that up before gobbling into it, it looks ridiculousRIDICULOUS!
>>10020455what a trooper
Wolternot gayheterolikes vaginanot penis
It's my birthday too, but I'm not an artist so I won't get free blowjobs.
>>10020482It looks like one tube trying to eat another tube. Tube cannibalism.
>>10020466THICC HIPS
>>10020455this is ridiculous, that banana is almost as big as he is!
>>10020518Four of these things are correct, but why is Wolter there?
>>10020518You should add: *fucks his sister*
So Rose is fucking Nobert?
>>10020520Happy birthday anon!Hope you had/will have a great day!
>>10020556I thought they were both gay for their respective genders.
>>10020429Do you think Mrs wilde tried to convert Nick from being gay to being a superior hetero?
Why did people get attached to Wolter?I mean, Marty and Ozzy were right there
>>10020573Nobby's gay, but Rose is just into femdom/ /ss/ / Reverse Rape with a taste for lesbian art.
>>10020582Because Wolter is actually attractive?
>>10020579She didn't try, she succeeded.
>>10020602hmm, good pointThough I think all of the guys are fairly cute
>>10020597I'm birose likes gfd, cute boys, and daidoji
>>10020308Smaller devices probably have a relatively weak internal cpu and rely on cloud computing for more demanding work.
>>10020657>biSo, gay.Gotcha.
>>10020108>>10020215I really shouldn't expect anything from this comic, but I really, really hope you are wrong. If it ended with Judy forgiving Jack and accepting him back, it would make the whole story basically irrelevant. The whole emotional breakdown, Nick comforting Judy, helping her realize that she has the strength to push forward, etc etc. All of that is a moot point if hey Jack is back so Judy isn't alone! I could only pray that Judy tells Jack off and that she doesn't need him, that she has Nick who was there despite everything. There are some things you can forgive, but I think abandoning your wife/fiance whatever they were when you hear they are pregnant, and only show up after the delivery? That is unforgivable.
>>10020657>gfd>didojinPlease speak english.
>>10020681Wow I can't even right now
>>10020742You like dick in your mouth?Dick in your ass?Cum?Dressing up like a girl?You gay.
>>10020738>gfdgentlefemdom>daidojidaidoji
>>10020758I like to stick my dick in both girls and cute girly boys.
>>10020759So how are those 3 different from femdom,/ss/, and reverse rape?
*blocks your path*
>>10020769>I like to stick my dick in boysSo you're gay is what you're saying.
>>10020782
>>10020782EK please go
>>10020789>>10020791>the literal definition of gay>somehow not gayYou're all really confused.
>nobby>toppingNot with that dick and that body.
>>10020771*Hugs*
>>10020798The literal definition of gay is a male with exclusive attraction to males. There's a word for people with attraction to both sexes, and that's 'bisexual'. This is not a complicated concept.
>>10020798Yes we are very trolled EK now please go
>>10020829>exclusive attraction to males>of, relating to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual: No mention of exclusivity
>>10020769Oh and you meant to say>I'D LIKE TO stick my dick in
>>10020844And no mention of attraction to the opposite sex either. Exclusivity is implied, an implication grasped by all but the most mentally challenged.
being bi is okay
>>10020875>fuck I was wrong, how can I get out of this?>I KNOW, I'll act like I WASN'T wrong and call him a retard!
>>10020885Sure, but you're still gay.
>>10020893Nigga's a troll anyhow, but I always take the bait anyway, if only for the sake of a good argument. I'm stupid like that.
>>10020603All boy foxes are gay from birth. It's the responsibility of the mother to make her son not gay. This is why mom son incest is so common among foxes.This explains why gideon is gay. No lovong mother to set him on the right path.
How long do you think it takes Zootopiam animals to brush themselves out?
>>10020898And straight. Kind of how that works.
>>10020911I didn't have a lovong mom either ;;
>>10020918Yeah BUT,Nigga still gay as fuck.
>>10020913I wonder if they sell shampoo by the gallon to wash their fur.
you knowyou should kill yourself
>>10020919>>10020911Loving*
>>10020913>themselves
Hey rose, you still have that glass dildo?Was it this one? I'm looking for recommendations.
>>10020927Who, Wolter? Yeah, that bi dude is gay since the only good woman in the building is his sister.
>>10020966No, nobby.
>>10020770>>10020810hey cmon
>>10020960>glass dildo>glassNEVEREVER
>>10020952It took a few times for Nick to get used to letting someone else help, but now Judy can reliably reduce him to a puddle with her brush.
>>10020771
>>10020960I don't know why you're out of sorts today, but sure, should be fine if you want something with no give to it.
>>10020979Yes, and rose likes shotas, whats your point on the middle one?
>>10020361>"Not hearing a no here..."
>>10020885what if I can only get off to slug monsters
>>10020979There's one thing I have to ask you NobbyDo you like fish-sticks in your mouth?
>>10020994I believe in you Rex!
>>10021014Then you stay under the smug slug
>>10021002No give would be good for poking, right?Any others you have experience with you can recommend?
>>10020977You know it's true. Betty lives next door. She is a nice woman with happy feelings, ALL of the time.
>>10020994I believe in the cute badger!
>>10020994You're a true hero Rex.
>>10020981It's only a problem if it shatters inside of you, decimating the inside of your ass like a shrapnel bomb and slicing your prostate to ribbons, destroying your sex life forever!
>>10021033Ok, we're talking about that homo, nobby.
>>10021038>ass>prostateOh, anon, you card!
>>10021037>>10021034>>10020994>>10021020
>fierce debate over a CC's sexuality>soliciting sex toy advice from another CC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>discord>>>>>>>>
>>10021057You all wanted this.
>>10021052Oh
>>10021040Sloths are too slow to be any kind of sexual. They like whoever was with them last.
>>10021052Go on Rexy, you got this!
>>10021028If you're mad that I posted today, I can stop if you want. I don't mind complying.
>>10021070I'm talking about the person, not his gay fursona.
>>10021052He's a badger... he'll get it done!
>>10021076What makes you think I'm mad?I'm just looking for some sex toy advice.And I can't ask 99% of the thread.
>>10021052She's just gonna give him a hug :3c
>>10021077Oh.Who cares?
>>10021117The entire thread.
Hey weaver, can you draw some more cub art like the good ol days?I miss those undeveloped little things you draw.
>>10021117One shitstirrer, apparently.
>>10021124I don't.I care about Rose's rampant lust for little boys, though.
>>10021156Oh yeah, she loves em small and defenseless, so young they can pass for girls, balls not even dropped.
>>10021153>A few shitstirring posts around 8-9>comfy>A few shitstirring posts around 12>comfy>Shit stirring posts now, around 6-7He had a busy day at work it seemsHe goes to bed around 9pm
>>10020520CC or not, I hope you have a great birthday anon!
Little boys?This doing it for you, rose?
>>10021179Aren't all post going to stir shit in septic tanks like these?
This is why you shouldn't beat your kids.
>>10020937Wait, I thought she was a therapist. Therapists don't deal with meds and doctors would never do this in a diner. All sorts of violations here.
>>10021215I just see a tod hanging out with his favourite uncles.
>>10021249On the contrary, I think a few more good licks with a belt may have spared us this aggravation.
>>10020981it's solid glass, so it's actually fine!>>10021018what year is it man>>10021003I mean i guess it depends how you define 'shota'.it's applied a lot of just like cute or younger boys, but by it's main definition it's exclusively underage stuff, which she wouldn't like>>10021057I'm not even in the discord
>>10021249Just beat your kid's meat.
>>10021251She's not a therapist, she's a sexual predator who likes mentally weak people
>>10021251Printing error on her business cards; she's actually the rapist. Like, THE rapist. Zootopia's premier rapist.
>>10021274>which she wouldn't likeMan, you haven't spent much time around her I guess.
>>10021076Don't leave us Rose!
Reminder Velvet is a guy and Al is gay
Is this about that thing in the last thread where you didn't realize Rose was a girl when she told that guy to be honest to his girlfriend, and then when Nobby drew a pic pointing that out to you you didn't realize it wasn't Rose who drew that and told her ha ha that's the joke gosh rose can't you recognize one your so socially inept?
>>10020225Happy birthday, NAH!
>>10020070Bogo being high
>>10021274Than you're a gay fish
>>10021315This is a damn cute yeen, why is he always so messy with his food...
>>10021313Nah, it's just fun fucking with people.
>>10021274>glass dildosWhat, you looking for recommendations? Can't go wrong with silicone.
I deeply apologize for this guy even being like this. goodnight ztg, sorry again and I'll get out of your hair
>>10021337See you tomorrow hun~!
>>10021337its just a shit stirrer rose, nothing out of the ordinary on 4chan. have a good whatever you trashpanda
>>10021337>Not just ignoring him>Admitting that they're getting to youwhy
I posted a greentext awhile back, but I didn't save most of it in it's final form. Anyone got the rest of this?>I used to lay on my right side.>My spine had settled to where I couldn't sleep any other way.>Now I sleep on whatever side she lays me on. >her body is small, but I don't need heavy blankets anymore with her on top.>She's a ferret. She covets the same as she is coveted>And she covets me.>I'm just a fox that knows better than to argue. >My gratitude is so much bigger, so I try not to suffocate her with it.>I go to stretch from under her and she cheekily press her snout into my scruff.>My weakness is my neck and she uses it well.>A quick application of teeth nibbling into the right side and I melt. I'm limp.
>>10021367She's a very fragile person.
>>10021337Never let them see that they get to you Rose
>>10021297I know someone who spent more time with herOh wait that's a lieBecause she's a 26 year old kissless virgin.
>>10021337How's it your fault? These threads have been dealing with idiots almost from the get-go. Though I'm still convinced it's one asshole who's made this his hobby.
>>10021337sorry they're getting you down. don't let them bug you!
>>10021393Probably not kissless, you have to be like a 4 or less to get through secondary school kissless as a girl. And she's not fat.And virgin probably, though there's been plenty in there.
I WANT TO PENETRATE AL'S SEXY ASSHOLE
>>10021367Because it's annoying to have to deal with it, it might not be the best way but really a dedicated shitposter can latch on someone for months. And most people here are just here for chilling. Sure it is just one guy, sure it is just something that always happen, etc etc. But it is still annoying to come and get that, might as well go anon mode again.
>>10018926>>10019818>>10020225>>10021315It's like you guys are telling a story together.>>10020520Drunk drawing with a broken pen, fuck yeah, happy birthday dudemanmaybeagirlguy.
>>10021315Why's he getting dirtier and dirtier
>>10021437same
>>10021448oh no, the yeen is now even cuter
We should post cub art to cheer Rose up!
hello where is the gay
>>10021461I dunno man, he started off just doing innocent sketches things and now he's some sort of lewd bone chewer who writes about drugging ottersWe're all deeply concerned and aroused for him.
>>10021507Here ya go
>>10021512Conceroused, if you will.
>>10021085>>10021073>>10021065>>10021101>>10021052
>>10021512WaitBack it back up to the cake eating
>>10021437Al's asshole...the final frontier.This is the mission of the ramshaft Enter Thighs.It's continuing mission, to explore strange new holes.To seek out new cultures, and ignore them.To boldly come where only Velvet and those guys from his college days have come before!
>>10020455Someone draw a banana shaped tube saying;"I ate the whole thing."
>>10021530Good endSeems like he's gotten a bit more lively in his new job, too
>>10020225>RF cute
>>10021530So that would be job number... 4? For a lazy guy he sure does do a ton of work. Or maybe he just slacks off four times as much to compensate.
>>10021530Cutie>>10021521Thank you!
>>10020657No bunnish the slothu.
>>10021539>To seek out new cultures, and ignore them.
>>10020429using some shading and brushes to make it look like fur, uh? good work Waga, and thanks for the request>paws position>mfw
>>10021374Doesn't look familiar.
>>10020979>reverse rape is just rape>implying women can rape men!~
>>10021730shut up
>>10021749make me
>>10020979you "oh boy sextoys" too hard nobby
>>10021749fuck off
>>10021507Don't gay and drive.
>>10021494>hyena>cutepick one.
>>10021773yeah!!!that's that joke!you did it!
How bout that Zootopia! Wasn't that a good movie? What was a part that surprised you? I like how the movie had the fakeout ending half way through when the mayor was arrested.
>>10020375>uninspired
>>10021787it's more purely a reference than a joke tho.
>>10021784NoAafiyah a patootie
>>10021393wow is rose the hot new person to shit on?remember when comic yelled at her
>>10021805"I don't have my contacts in. Which one are you, Kodo or Podo?"
>>10021805you go, girl
>>10021814i remember comic yelling to a cloud.
>>10021814no, it's just some shitstirrer that people won't ignore
>>10021805Marty's a damn good friend.
>>10021802>good movieWrong.
>>10021530Oh my god, the hat though.
>>10021805I love Marty and I love Charlie so this is a very good pic for me
i just want them to smooch... after they said their vows, while holding paws.
>>10021530I just notice the "sos" written on top of the counter. Poor Rex
>>10021857Marty still does his sister's makeup, so he's gotten very good at it.
>>10021888Oh shit. I missed that.
>>10020734Let's go full tragedy;>Remorse finally gets the better of Jack and he abandons a mission to get back to Judy.>Jack shows up at the hospital the day after Judy gave birth, only to discover she died in the birthing room.>Only two of the nine kits survived.Jack is taken to the postnatal ward to see the kits.>As he walks into the viewing room, he sees other parents there, a couple of antelope, and a stack of bunnies.>Some are standing at the windows, but a large clump of bunnies are huddled just behind where the door opens.>As the nurse walks off and the door closes, a hush comes over the room.>Jack turns to look at the sudden quiet, and a pointed red face looks up.>"YOU!, you sonov' a bitch," calls Nick, getting up.>"NO," calls Bonny, but she's not quick enough.>In one leap the fox is on the striped rabbit, "Basta--">The word doesn't finish as the foxes mouth envelopes the rabbit's head.>Amongst the screams, a sickening crunch sound can be heard as the rabbit's skull is crushed between canine jaws.>The doors to the viewing room burst open as the rhino security guard runs in, weapon drawn.>The fox and rhino's eyes meet as the headless torso of the striped rabbit falls to the ground.>The rhino mutters to himself, "Sorry son," as he fires, the foxes head bursting like a mellon.I don't know, maybe somebody already wrote something like this?
>>10021888She's probably not giving him much time to slack off... how will he sleep if he can't do it at work?!
>>10021886Me too, me too.
>>10021908>full tragedy>jack diesAny fic or green where Jack is suffeeing is a good fic/green.
>>10021908K-King of Feels?
>>10021052Sudden ninja badger.
>>10020108>She probably "realize" that she is till in love with him or something. You know, "This is what TRUE love looks like."That would be hilarious and kinda brilliant.
>>10021945What if he's suffering from an upset stomach due the immense horse cock he's deep throating stirring up his stomach? Still good?
>>10021981Does he die by horsecock?
>>10021908Thats full edgy, not full tragedy
Maybe if I close my eyes I can imagine being as loved as Ozzy
>>10021539>>10021585To boldly blow where no man's blown before!
>>10021998Let's say he's ends up gagging and choking on it until he passes out, but he enjoys it because he finds the act of being sexually dominated and abused by superior males addicting.
>>10020108Considering how Sprinkah have a literal cuck fetish this is probably the case. True love, Judy blind love toward Jack, Jack uninvolved and moody love toward Judy, Nick fanatical and unrequited love toward Judy.
>>10022055But no one loves Ozzy
Anyone have OJ's recent pic of Judy doing pushups with Nick sitting on her back? I wanted to add it to the folder
>>10022070>he enjoys itbad
>>10022082I see Andrea W.K.'s reacting well to the estrogen treatments.
>>10022086Everyone in Pack Street loves him, so do many people in these threadsif I could get just a fraction of that then maybe...
>>10022118We both know that's not going to happen, Anon.You have to be more realistic about these things. Getting swept up in fantasy isn't helping anyone, least of all you.
>>10021802The movie could have legitimately ended right then and there. Nick learns to open up and be more than a stereotype, Judy realizes foxes aren't all bad, they take care of the savage animals, and we have WildeHopps friendship duo ending. Instead, Judy's part in the press conference really hit the "prejudice isn't always obvious to ourselves" idea; she thought that she got rid of that bias when really she just ignored the reality that Nick is just as much a predator as the rest of them. When Nick reaffirms that he is a fox, Judy falls back on old bias for just a moment. It sets up for the idea that prejudice is something we have to constantly battle and better ourselves against.
>>10022118I don't love YOU, but I love the abstract character that I now associate with "you" due to this post. does that count?
>>10021945is that hoihoi ?
>>10022011While you are right, in the Zootopia fandom the ratio of Edge to Abloo is extremely high, making the conversion of Abloo into FEELS almost worth it.
>>10022118They're just being polite in his company, anon.They all secretly despise him. Hate him.
>>10022135>Getting swept up in fantasy isn't helping anyone,Sorry anon you're way too late on that>>10022143its fine, i have trouble remembering what I am sometimes anyway
>>10021821Had to be done.
>>10022152
>>10022110FUCK. my sides
>>10022180You're deluding yourself, anon. You know it to be true.
I want to be held down by a mob of prey and relentlessly fucked because I'm just a dirty, stupid pred who needs to be taught a lesson by the superior prey mammals.
>>10022082Wait where has it been said that Sprinkah is a cuck lover? Well, shit. IF that is true, that makes TOTAL sense why he latched on a 2k or so one-shot that had no damn substance and a moronic "ending" to it in the first place.Ah well, we can all mock and rip it apart for what a poor comic it is in the first place. And then we can move on with are lives.
>>10022204This but reverse, and gay
>>10022204
>>10022240Go to bed, Remmy.
Reminder that adoption is not cuck and theres no better revenge than to make Jacks own children hate him.
>>10022240>>10022242It's the least I can do to quell my surviving pred privilege, and surely show the superiority of the prey mammals.
>>10022242Wrong 'Stop' meme. That's a /VG/ meme Anon.
>>10022242Orisa is a qt cow mom
I want to stroke off a cute pred while calling him a good boy and rubbing his belly after he cums
>>10022257Shut up Betty. I'm an adult.
>>10022178Why does he hate CCs so much
>>10022315He's an ardent homophobe. That unfortunately includes all CCs
>>10022227I can't honestly remember anything about Sprinkah being a cuck lover. Then again, I don't follow them outside of Zootopia stuff, and there we only have this comic, them loving "Old-Fashioned Disaster", and all their other one-shot pics which are usually either abloo WildeHopps or wholesome WildeHopps.
>>10021908Part 2.>Good evening, this is the ZNN six o'clock news.>Breaking news today; sources from within the government have leaked information of a failed undercover operation aimed at breaking up an ungulate terrorist cell. >Reports have it that an agent abandoned his post just prior to a sting set-up, leaving five negotiators to be taken hostage and later beheaded on local news.>The extremists have now banded with a second group, that had ideological differences with the Zootopian authorities, and the combined herd has now sworn to wreak vengeance on Zootopia itself.>Martial law is to be implemented by nine pm tonight and all mammals are urged to return to their homes and await further instructions.>In other news; and unidentified rabbit was murdered by a fox in the Zootopia Central Hospital today, witnesses report the incident was due to a mixed family dispute.>The fox was shot and killed, on the scene, by hospital security staff.
Judy's one sided thirst
>>10022328>That unfortunately includes all CCsI can't believe I'm a fucking homo now
>>10022070>horses>superior malesChoose one.
>>10022299Halt, Anon. I'm gonna have to ask you to cease.
>>10022271What about shooting him?
I wish I was as loved as a CC.
>>10022362You and me both it would seem?So, want to experiment?
>>10022409I wanna be sucked off by a cute pred and then deny him any release of his ownI want him to become so desperate to cum that he begs me to fuck him like a whore
>>10021888SENDIN OUT AN
>>10022178Gave me a kek.
>>10022204nick go shitpost somewhere else
>>10022299I came as fast as I could.
>>10022396I meant in terms of dick size. Obviously hoofers are only good at one thing, this just so happens to be that one thing.
>>10022273>>10022299>>10022425CEASE
>>10022454>I came as fast as I couldYeah, you will.
>>10022362
>>10022469I want to mark my pred by spraying my load all over himI want to then clean him with my tongue, making sure to get every inch of his body
>>10022459Equines must be lucky.A lot of people go their whole lives without finding that one thing they're good at.
>>10022454>I came as fast as I could.you should ask your doctor about premature ejaculation
>>10022491I wish this was me
>>10022520I do too.Wait... which one are you talking about?
>>10022505>tfw no self-conscious quickshot cutie boyfriend to tease and comfortFeels fucking awful.
>>10022567please be in london
>>10022541It doesn't matter
>>10022578Not even the same continent. Sorry, anon.
>>10022541The bottom
>>10022615it was a meme, anon
I wanna hold a cute pred's hand and kiss him on the cheek
>>10022638Tubedudes topping hoofers when?
>>10022638
who's the lesbian on pack street
>>10020137I wish we had Yukkari of judy. I'd love to abuse them
>>10022788Ozzy.
>>10022820no anonlesbian means female gayozzy is just regular gay
>>10022854>Ozzy>Not femaleAnon...
>>10022854>Ozzy>Not female
>>10022868>>10022873ozzy is best boyhe cant be best boy if he's a girl
>>10022692dear god that is hot
>>10022894Ozzy confirmed for trans, and for best trans boy.
>>10022873Dude... that's clearly Martina. Put on your damn glasses man.
>>10022894Ozzy is best boy, like Martina is best girl.
What if Ozzy was a girl and she was brutally gang-raped as a kit and she was so traumatized that she transitioned into a guy so that something like that could never happen again?
the question of Is Velvet Infertile or Secretly A Guy has yet to be answered
>>10022985Somebody would get off on it
>>10022985Let's not do the "rape makes you gay/trans" thing
>>10023001Agreed.
what if all of our headcanons and theories turn out to be wrong
I was working on this related to a TT from a while ago, and I've had a ton of problems getting a handle on it. Things are written like a one-shot now, but I really want to expand on things... that's been the rub. Still, even if it's beyond late, I figured: why not?http://archiveofourown.org/works/11259516Please take a look at this, now on Archive of Our Own: "Aardwooing"Synopsis: "Anneke and Remmy may live in the same apartment complex over on Zootopia's Pack Street, but they're two very different mammals, which prove to be both a strength and a weakness in their relationship together."Would love feedback. Should I maybe leave this as a one-shot, like my past Anneke-based story was? What do you guys think of the cute twins? Let me know, please!
>>10023056Then we make new ones and or ignore it and keep them as AUs?
>>10022985>Rape as Dramatic Story Device cliche
>>10023070I really like the twins and am happy to see them getting some love. Will give this a gander once I am done cooking!
>>10022491Just looking there, Weselton could probably fuck that horses urethra.
>>10023001Can we still do the "being a male bunny makes you gay" thing?
>>10023124Maybe it's not the horse that just finished up.
>>10023104Great!
What if Rex witnessed the death of his parents firsthand in his youth and his calm, easy-going demeanor has just been his coping mechanism to repress his issues?
>>10023001why?
>>10023137Sure, but I think bunnies are pretty played out
>>10023137>>10023163
>>10023154Yep, they went into the bugbuger grinder, so he works there to be close to them.
>>10023156Its a pretty... ignorant way of looking at things?Like "these characters can't be whatever just because, they need to have some trigger or justification for it or else they would've just turned out normal"It's pretty dumb
>>10023235I think another way to put this is that rape doesn't make you gay or straight or trans, it just makes you traumatized.
>>10023235>Like "these characters can't be whatever just because, they need to have some trigger or justification for it or else they would've just turned out normal">It's pretty dumbliterally pic related
>>10023070Just left my Kudos. It's a nice little story. I think for now it'd be wise to leave it as a one shot, unless you've got some sort of plot already mapped out. If you DO have an actual plot ready to follow this up with, it could definitely be interesting.
>>10023358what
>>10021934source?
>>10023364Thanks.Honestly, it's like I want to do more Anneke because I feel like she's sadly overshadowed, but in writing her I don't have that good of a sense of how to do it. Like in terms of a plot. In dialogue and other things, I think I can capture her well. But it's like a bottle rocket sort of thing-- short burst of inspiration to write, then nothing long hawl.I really love this bit as a one-shot, not going to lie. It feels like a real bit of romantic love.
>>10023397a hyperbole, but >>10023328pretty much explained it, I'm just pulling your leg
>>10020952
bune
>>10023531This is a good bune
>>10021206>「我慢できない」って言えよNick: "Say 'I can't take it'" (TN: That's the literal translation; more localized version might be "Say 'uncle'" or something like that)
>>10023531new thread who dis
>>10023439Well, plot is all about knowing what direction the story is going to go in, and making sure it does so well. If you feel like you actually want to turn something into a long or moderately sized fic rather then just a one-shot, then it may be a good idea to write out a rough draft of what you want the plot to look like, and channel that inspiration into seperate pieces that form a full story. It may be helpful to also seek the help of a different writer for possible inspiration.
remmy's tragic back story revealed to be he got rejected by his first crush so he literally moved away from the city to make sure he never runs into her again
>泥酔してタクシー代を支払えない女性がいるという通報They got a report of a drunk woman who couldn't pay cab fare>大丈夫ですか?Judy: "You okay?">お金はーあるんれすー多分ーDrunk Chipmunk: "I've got the moneeey--- I think---">数えられるか?Nick: "Can you count?">おせわになりましたあDrunk Chipmunk: "You really helped me outtt">あんまり無理な飲み方するなよ?Nick: "Just don't drink so much from now on, okay?">やさしいーおまわりさん結婚してーDrunk Chipmunk: "You're so niiice~ Mister Officer, let's get married~">俺、結婚してるもんNick: "I'm already married.">うわあん じゃああなたと結婚するうDrunk Chipmunk: "WAAAH I'LL GET MARRIED TO YOU, THEN"
>>10023531Good god, that dick is going to split her open.Welp, the thigh/full body jobs are going to be legendary for the fox.Nice one, Artist.
>>10023602His parents even disowned him because of how hard he got rejected by the lowest standard ewe available.
>>10023602And after confessing it to Wolter, they discover they share something very close in common and immediately start making out like crazy.
>>10023619Yeah, he doesn't really fit, but the creampies are just next-level.I saw a judy/male tiger fangmeyer crack green that did it that way, too, fillin' up the bun. Does anybody have that saved?
>>10023667Rex is there too
>>10023531This might be a good time to remind everyone that bunnies have limits just like any other mammal.Sure, we've all heard the stories, but some things just won't fit.
>>10023439If you like it as a one-shot, then leave it as a one-shot. It's usually not a good idea to push something if you feel that it is already perfect as it is
>>10023688not trying hard enough imo
Judy: ｢とってもいい匂いねニック!今日は何かしら〜?｣Nick: ｢ほら、イスに座っておとなしく待ってろ｣Judy: ｢ニンジンソテーかなー?ニンジンソテーなんじゃないかな〜?｣Nick: ｢ハイハイビンゴ｣Judy: ｢やったぁ!!｣>>付き合ってない<<>>10023617Working on that one right now.
>>10023688>bunnies have limits just like any other mammal.Like MOST other mammals
>>10023602>>10023635>>10023667>>10023686Then Avo records it, sells it to Dora, and the three of them become legendary gay porn stars.
What if Avo acts like a snarky bitch to mask the fact she has serious issues about her confidence and sexuality?
>>10023710There's a difference between a tight fit and mammalslaughter.
>>10023749Read 'Snowstorms Suck' Anon.
>>10023749What if the serious issues about her confidence and sexuality are because she got gang raped?
>>10023714
>>10023749Weaver loves his cum dumpster too much to do that to her
>>10023762Mammalslaughter me baby
>>10023671
>>10023749>>10023787>Continuous overanalyzation of Character traits. >Using violent past with rape in it as plot device.
What if Charlie is comfortable being naked and very close to guys because she's a lesbian
>>10023711Judy: "That smells so good, Nick! I wonder what it is today~?"Nick: "Hey now, go sit down and wait like an adult"Judy: "Is it carrot saute? It's carrot saute isn't it~?"Nick: "Yeah yeah, bingo"Judy: "Yaaay!">>NOT DATING<<
>>10023711I love morning-after cooking with bun and fox, so freaking cute.
>>10023834what if she's a lesbian because she got gang raped by guys?
>>10023695Good point.I just want more aardwolf stuff in general.Wish I could draw so I could draw Anneke. But really both of them.
What if Weaver wrote the next chapter like he said he would?
>>10023861What if she got gang raped by guys because she was lesbian
>>10023874Not gonna happen anon, time to just let it go.
>>10023880What if she got gang raped by lesbians because she was a guy
>>10023891What if she became a lesbian because she was raped by lesbians as a guy?
>>10023884One can only dream.
What if the next Pack Street chapter has actually been on pastebin for a long ass time, but it's on a guest account, and we never found it because Pastebin's search system is awful.
Pack Members most to least likely to be gay/bi1. Ozzy - loves meat, is best boy, mommy issues2. Marty - crossdresser, need I say more?3. Charlie - too comfortable around men if you ask me4. Betty - surprise lesbian*****POWER GAP*****5. Anneke - who knows, probably open to three ways6. Al - it was one time in high school but now that's over with and he's happily engaged to a deer with antlers7. Wolter - not gay8. Avo - Weaver's waifu, not going anywhere
>>10021206>>10023583
>>10023970>Al - it was one time in high school but now that's over with and he's happily engaged to a deer with antlersEven after all these years, he just can't seem to forget that buck for some reason.
>>10023970Don't forget Dora - will fuck anything and everything.
hey /ztg/long time, no see
So, are people not at a consensus that Charlie is into Remmy? Because as far as I can see, there have been far too many hints for it to be empty bait.>sleeping in his bed>all of The Heist>Coming to him for emotional comfort>Dreaming about Marty going to Kiss her in the exact scenario where Remmy did nothing.>The end of Transformation(speaking of transformation, it seems that most people consider it to be non cannon but i don't recall Weaver saying anything about it one way or the other.)
>>10024068Everyone outside the pack is pretty gay, especially that gay couple
>>10023970>Betty - surprise lesbianNah, she's a power-loving bisexual who wants to dominate prey mammals, regardless of gender.
>>10024082new phone who dis?
>>10024144No, people realised that a long time ago. It's moreso that we disagree on Remmy liking her back.
>>10024144Charlie has some kind of feelings for Remmyto the point where in Transformation things are totally spelled out.But I've seen no clear reason to think that Remmy feels the same way back.
>>10023970>6. Al - it was one time in high school but now that's over with and he's happily engaged to a deer with antlersI think the trap-Velvet theory bumps him up a rank or two
>>10024082Hi!
So did Weaver finish Tiger Oil? Or is that on his to-do list of things he's finishing later?
>>10024082Hey, I remember you! How long have you been gone?
>>10023834Highly unlikely, most lesbians are afraid of men, why would she do that?
I worked all today and am exhausted.I'm giddier than a goat in a tin can factory, though! I think I'm one step away from sharing something super cool with you all!Also: GREENTEXT THEATER TOMORROW! Share your greentexts you would like read!
>>10024193Yeah, that
>>10024181They called me "Zoot" once>>10024298Hi!>>10024338I've been gone since like October or November. I did come ask for my hat back a little bit ago
>>10024404What time are you going to start?
>>10024404Requesting you read Anneke love on ship and then Anneke dating/romantic on dry land stories.Not greentexts, I know.
>>10024435Heya Zoot buddy! Did you get your hat? Are you liking the digital drawings more? >>100244387 PM PST, I believe!>>10024439Could you link them to me?
>>10024459There's: >>10023070And it's a sequel to "Wet Wool", which is linked on the new story piece's page.Erm, I think, I'll check that now.
>>10024435Welcome back my friend!do you draw on a tablet?
>>10024497Ohhhhh, you mean for the read through schedule.Yes, I can add it to my list!
>>10024550Oh, do you do fics as well, or just greens?
>>10024404Poor bun bun, dying to death from overworking. I told you you should have let your tube sleep but you wouldn't listen...As for green text theatre how about more History Lessons? Really enjoy hearing those.
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>>10024459I couldn't get a hold of Yoyo from these threads to get my hat back. I have a new phone so don't have his number, and didn't care to try to reach him through the Discord (if he's even still on that).>>10024500>Checked.Yes it's on a tablet, I've been forcing myself to draw on this shitty little fucker until my friend takes it back. I just wish my computer wasn't fucked up so I could install the drivers and get the touch sensitivity working.
>>10024435Ioh it's, you. Why do you think you are welcome?
>>10024566I'm not sure what you mean.In Greentext Theater, we read greentexts.I read anything as readthroughs.>>10024574Sure! Any particular one you would like read?
>>10024581Do you think Page 10 was raped as a kid?
Does anyone remember how this time last year 'People Transformed Into Buns' or whatever was a thing?I'd love to see that read about, and for way more to be written.
Page 10 >>10024615>>10024615>>10024615
>>10024599Sure, let's go right down the path of Anon in Equestria. How could that go wrong?
>>10024574I want to believe that early history consisted of rabbits being able to avoid conflicts completely by being cocksleeves.
>>10024459I tell ya wut, some of the stuff Comic's read with a straight face/voice? I could never in a thousand years.
>>10024404Is GTT a weekly thing? Bi-monthly? What?
>>10024592How about the first one? Bun romance and poetry!
>>10024631This is a good historical theory, generations of buns working at breeding the perfect bun type for predators.
>>10024664I think it's random for the moment
>>10023774Let's have a link guy?
>>10024728https://pastebin.com/DvQTdbAU
