hey pol wanna hear a joke?
>>68015117>>68015159 Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
>>68015213They watch porn?
>>68015314>>68015312>>68015290 They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
>>68015213Because they enjoy eating shit out of their own hands.
>>68015379ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>68015046Judy : What does the fox say?SEESESESESSESESSEX
>>68015379BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAOH MY GOD HOLD ME
>>680153790/10 Get out
>>68015379why are you posting these furfag images?
I want to ____ that bunny
>>68015379This goes against everything a porno represents, though. A man's ideal sexual encounter is never with a hooker.
>>68015379oy vey thats what I'd call a money shot!
>>68015046I got a joke too.What does an armed black teen do in a shopping mall?
>>68015379THAT'S RACIST YOU MUST BE HITLER
>>68015422A BEAUTIFUL LEAF
>>68015524t. Catgirls the country.
>>68015524Because he gets paid to.
>>68015524>am I kawaii, uguu
>>68015046Canadians confirmed for the must dumb fucking posters on /pol/. Fuck Romanians ain't bad as them.Please 'Straya come home.We miss you.
>>68015619god dammit t. barbosa say the joke
>>68015046I really, really, really, really want to fuck the rabbit.
>>68015422Nice use of image sequence.Good joke topical to this board.Nice follow through with the reaction images after the joke.Plenty of periods to show the sloth laughing slowly.Subtext of the thread is that /pol is a bunch of slow ass DMV tier sloths, but you did not force that, just let it sit there as an inference.9.8/10Would reply again.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you kick it in the over. Have you heard about that new Israeli sports car? Stops on a dime and picks it right back up. How did the Jew escape Auschwitz? Through the chimney. Jew jokes are bad, anne frankly I'm getting tired of them. What do you call Jewish martial arts?Jew jitsu.Why do Jews have big noses? Air is free. How do you kill 100 Jews in one go?Throw a quarter off a cliff. How does a Jew make coffee? Hebrews it.
>>68016006T. A potato
I saw this movie, and you are all full of shit. This movie is not an SJW circlejerk. It's a very fair representation of discrimination in society, and it acknowledges that stereotypes are usually true. There are very few exceptions that defy their stereotypes, like the two main characters.
>>68016175Can't believe I was the first to post it. Weak.
Friendly reminder that Lionheart did nothing wrong
>>68016212t. a fucking leaf.
>>68016476I liked it
>>68016171>Subtext of the thread is that /pol is a bunch of slow ass DMV tier sloths, but you did not force that, just let it sit there as an inference.Ohh
>>68016465T. a drunk potato
>>68015046MY EX-WIFE STILL MISSES ME
Would you vote for him?
>>68016864BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
>>68017007of course.would he ban predators?
>>68017040HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
>>68016707How is this even an insult you dumb fuck.I give up. brb Going to buy a leaf blower.
>>68017205You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
>>68017253How is a fucking leaf even an insult? Brb gonna go starve because I can't eat the ground
>>68017102And the birds.
>>68017253Get a leaf blower so you can blow on this leafs dick.
>>68017624>Brb gonna go starve because I can't eat the groundwhat does he mean by this?
Is this movie really that good?
>>68017830Irish people eat soil for substance because all they cultivated was potatoes, but those tend to get diseased and uneatible.
>>68017877Believe it or not, it actually is. I've seen it 3 times in theaters. And I NEVER watch movies more than once in the theater.
>>6801787799% rated on rotten tomato, which is pretty insane, I think its the best rated movie.If you want my opinion, I have never seen such a good movie. Idk, it kind of hit me
>>68017877It's better than Lego Movie, I think.
>>68018012>>68018044>>68018075>>68018102Should I get a cam or wait till jews give it as web dl/blue ray?I don't want to watch in cinema.
the adult moral of the story is that politicians push a race war to get their agenda inprove me wrong
>>68017877It leans a little more on referential humor than I'd like, but aside from that it's top fun.>>68018285Take your girlfriend to it or something.
>>68018285I know how you feel Poland>spastics on 4chan watched this in a public theatre
>>68018285>I don't want to watch in cinema.pussy
>>68018285I'd wait, cams give me eye cancer
>>68017253Why would anyone need a leaf blower when we have your mouth?
>>68015589saved a shitty punchline/10
>>68015379Congrats on being the only non-faggoty Canadian on the board
Every Canadian should be round up and killed 2bh
8/10Got a genuine laugh out of me
>>68015046Those animals would make a good soup
>>68015589australia wins again
>>68018542I don't have a girlfriend.The reason I don't go to cinemas is:* can't pause to take a piss or something* can't rewind in case I've missed something or want to watch something again* pay fucking 6 bucks to watch a movie single time in worse conditions than at home* can't drink/eat what I want while watching* retards laughing, stupid kid in row behind me kicking my chair (this happened, it's not made up)* idiots running the cinema turn on lights on end credits so I can't watch themOn top of that, one more major flaw: no choice of language version. All animated movies are shown with regional dubbing. I strongly prefer original english dubbing, or if it's e.g. anime, original japanese with english subtitles. I want the full fucking experience, not some shit dubbing made by some shitty local company.
>>68015422you got a smile out of me
>>68019641>I want the full fucking experience,wait for the blueray then. It is worth it
>>68019835Will do, thanks.>tfw excluded
GUIZ,I GOT A GUD ONEwhy do jews cut off their foreskins?
>>68015691Kek, Cruz is a Lemming.Trump is a Lion of course.
>>68015046>>68015213>>68015379>>68015422I'm starting to like konoha leaf village.
>>68020296To make skin cream. No, really.
>>68020456noits because jewish women won t touch anything that isn t at least 20% off
>>68020338>konoha leaf villagelel
>>68016027Does the fox fuck the rabbit?
Hey kid wanna yiff?
>>68020886At the very very end of the movie, they say they love each other. that don't ever do anything as physical as kissing, and there is never shown another mixed species couple in the movie.
>>68016027imagine having that plump bunny ass bouncing up and down your dick. imagine her soft pussy fur brushing your shaft while it's getting wetter and stickier with each thrust
>>68021243Idk if they are only friends tho.
>>68015379Jesus christ this joke is old, but golden.>How do you make a Jewish Woman scream during sex?>You wipe your dick on the drapes.
>>68018102dont you dare
>>68015379Get outta town!
>>68021923Wow, that gif got colored. Neat.
>>68015589Damn that was a good joke
>>68021582I want to impregnate that bunny>>68021923I bet you she's the kind of girl that likes being tossed around, lifted up and held while you're drilling her bunny cunny
>>68021243That's great. Would you say it is a movie to take my 5 y.o. niece to for when she comes visiting on Easter?
>>68021805Have you see Zootopia? Lego Movie was fun and I loved it, but Zootopia is just a better movie all around.
>>68022156What about slammed down?https://static1.e621.net/data/ef/40/ef4084eb0355dbe791136d4a1f76a983.gif>>68022269To be fair, it contains a joke about bunnies being good at "multiplying" and a scene with a nudist club, but the kid shouldn't be mentally scarred by that.
Fuck off furfag
>>68022569no i actualy havnt, i just realy loved the lego movie, anyway tickets here are 10$ each (minimum wage is 6.5 $/hr) so i just dont go to cinema
>>68023628make that 6$
Why is big nosed jews go up chimney?Because they are greedy and scream oven
>>68020338Nice one medpack
>>68022649>this is the sound she'll be makinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u-2EalfAyU>>68023047this isn't like the wholesome rough bunny fucking I'm looking for
>>68018102EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thread reminded me of this....
So my friend calls me up and tells me his car broke down and he needs a lift. So I drive down to the poor side of town to some ethnic bookstore where he's waiting. I go in and he's already in the bathroom taking a monstrous shit, so I decide to pass the time by talking to the Mexican qt working the register. I ask her, "Do you have Donald Trump's book about his immigration policies?" She screams back at me, "Get the fuck out and never come back!" And I'm like, "Yeah! That's the one!"
Damn op you must be dumb. In zootopia it's the shrews that control the media.
>>68015647Explain this meme to me I've seen it spread to other boards
>>68021243It's not really a romantic "I love you" though
>>68015046Yiff in hell, leaf.
>>68031140>yfw Russia is perfecting domesticated foxes Thanks Russia. I can't wait to have my own dogcat.
>>68015525Hanged, drawn, and quartered