What does /co/ think about ghetto Zootopia?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvjmt4pwtdg
>Better VAs>better plot>probably a better movie>no tight bodied bunny waifu 2/10 wouldn't fa... watch
>>83449890I like that the animal designs aren't all cute. The world is full of ugly people, so should be the world of animals.
>>83449890Looks awfulI'm looking forward to adding the porcupine girl to my harem of prickly waifus though.
>>83450383If you want good-bad character design, go watch Rango.
>>83449890Fuk all dem niggas.
Looks decent, but you see I despise Seth MacFarlane. So his inclusion makes me question the quality of the whole thing.
It's nothing like Zootopia.
>>83450506Rango is an absolute gem and it's a travesty it's not talked about more often on this board. I wasn't expecting it to be good at all, but it blew me away.
>>83449890I feel so bad for this movie. It looks good and for it to be coming out this year means it has been in development and production for YEARS-- but all you are gonna here from now until the sun burns out is "Oh so it is a Zootopia knock off?"
>>83449890This looks legitimately good and seems like it'll show the quality Illumination can pull out again, as long as they don't try another Minions cash grab.>pic related, mfw end of the trailer
>>83449890>there are insects, lizards and birds in this movie while zootopia only had mammalsMaybe 2016 isn't such a bad year for animation.
Pig MILF is a plus.
>>83451429Is there anything in this world /co/ wouldn't want to fuck?
>>83451512Nope. Welcome to the show.
>>83449890I honestly hate talent competition shows, but having this one be in an actual theatre feels like a homage to the original Muppets variety show. And somehow as a one and done movie I don't hate the idea as much as I do the usual season long forced drama interspersed with cuts to commercial just before ominous announcements of who won the immunity condom this week.
>>83449890>Seth MacfarlaneIt will be shit.
>>83451594>>Seth Macfarlane>It involves musical theater>being badYou know nothing, Anon Snow.
>>83451360>punk-upine waifu in a fru-fru dressHoly shit I need more!!!
>>83449890Well I do like a good cover so I'll check those out. I'm hoping John C Reily and the Koala get a duet where they argue with each other
>>83450337>no tight bodied bunny waifu
>>83451512>Anon is the answer to his own question.
>>83449890I hate people comparing this to zootopia. the only similarity is the anthropomorphic animals, wich has been a thing for decades, and not just from disney.it looks cute and comfy, i'll definitly see it
>>83449890I hope the entire cast will do their own singing. I know that Scarlett Johansson and Taran Egerton will.
The following songs should be appear in the movie as well. Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode Avalon - Roxy Music Science Fiction - Divinyls Straight Up - Paula Abdul Ava Adore - The Smashing Pumpkins Welcome to Paradise - Green Day
>>83449890Not paticularly interested in lesser version of Cats Don't Dance.
>>83454062>Ava Adore - The Smashing Pumpkins
>>83453802It would be worse if they performed My Humps.
>>83454377OH GOD I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT SONG
>>83449890Has a pretty cool cast. And I like Gorilla boy.
>>83449890>IlluminationI don't know what to expect now. Great.
There is nothing fun about an anthropomorphic animal suffering of microcephaly.
Apparently a Protomen song is going to be in this.
>>83449890how do people get away with this shit?
they should add the minions into this movie and make it so they appear and fuck everyones ears out and win and it ends with a dance party announcing minions 2: the minioning
>>83450706>more often on this board.its talked about well enough. its great, but its still a kids 3d movie.
Man was this the worst timing for this kind of movie to come out or what?
>>83454883What shit? Making movies about cartoon animals? They've been doing this for decades, where have you been? Not born?
>>83454821Fuckin' what? Where'd you hear that?The only one I can imagine they'd put in is "Light Up the Night", but...man. While Protomen aren't the most underground thing in the world, I can't imagine they'd put them in.
Looks alright desu. Just a cute story and I'll bet it's less politically charged than Zootopia and Angry Birds.
>>83449890Rust literally does not sound like himself when voicing the Koala.
>>83449890If Sing is Ghetto Zootopia, what does that make Rock Dog?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpaVY8Zq9LQ
>>83454883>Disney is only allowed to make movies featuring a anthropomorphic cast. Fucking Mouseketeers...
>>83451360Damn shame ScarJo cannot sing.Maybe they'll hire a professional to re-do her shit between now and Christmas.
>>83454084Zootopia is a lesser version of Cats Don't Dance.
>>83451429So did anyone shoop this to look like she's riding a donkey dick yet?
>>83455566But Bollywood-level Zootopia already exists, it's called Roadside Romeo
>>83453802Eh. Call me when they're wearing furtight police uniforms.
>>83453964ive always wondered is there porn of this fox girl
>IlluminationUghhNone of the characters seem likable.
>>83451512A pencil sharpener
>>83449890Will there be any original songs?
>>83451360>quills stuck in her shirt
>>83449890After Zootopia any other cg animal movie looks like cheap shit
>>83454013Is anyone else annoyed that the monkey's being voiced by a black guy and yet the black-ish looking porcupine is being voiced by a white chick?
>>83450688Have you heard that fucker sing? I'd pay money to listen to him, no question.
>>83449890Wait.Why are they animals?
>>83456952the gorilla dad in jail just made me laugh cause it reminds me of real life except he wouldnt be talking to his son
>>83457116because why not?the conspiracy nut inside of me says they knew Disney was gonna make an animal movie
>>83456005I'll never understand why /co/ has a huge hateboner for Illumination
>>83457208they made The Lorax and Minions
>>83455129A goat is going to sing "Beards going Nowhere"
>>83457287The Lorax is absolutely atrocious but I genuinely like both Despicable Me movies. This is movie looks kinda mediocre, but who knows? it could be good
>>83457208Minions. To a lot of people, the good they've done is outweighed by the fact that they made a Minions movie, which is when they went from being a minor thing to a full-blown cultural meme.
>>83455879I know. Deja vu
>>83455292>J.K Simmon is he paying off some kind of debt?
>>83450383FUCK YOUTHAT PIGGY A CUTEA CUTE
>>83455292>that vixenI love it already!
>>83450786So how long has it been in production anyway?
>>83455292>Main protag is Shun from Morenatsu >>83459737No, it's just easier for him to get rolls now after Whiplash
>>83457422>but I genuinely like both Despicable Me movies.You missed what he said. They made "Minions"
>>83455292I sure hope there is lots of porn of that pupper.
>>83459737>>83461891is there now a rule that JK Simmons needs to be in ever other furry move?
what do predators eat?how do these various animals live in one city?they need different environments to survive, right?
>>83450456...you have more than one?
>>83455292I actually have some hope for this. It's Chinese, right?
>>83456952This is the black guy voicing the monkey.
>>83463223Gorilla. Monkeys are small and have tails.
>>83461912And Overkill was only a wolf in a story sequence. She was SO much more interesting like that.
>>83455292>JK SimmonsAh shit. Now I gotta watch it.It's like Liam Neeson all over again.
>>83457116>>83457166>Why are they animals?This is my main issue. The plot doesn't call for animals, nor does it seem to make any use of this choice at all. That needs to be called for by your plot or SOMETHING. Like at least do some animal-related jokes. USE the idea of them being animals. Do something interesting. Have an interesting idea or interesting genre spin if you're going to "mix it up" by throwing animals in there. None of this is interesting. It's the most banal plotline that they could have chosen.It's like somebody was about to make a generic/hallmark channel family live-action film with humans, but then decided to make it an animated feature film with animals because of zootopia.The only other movie I can think of right now that uses animals for just as little reason as this does is Disney's Robin Hood. Maybe Surf's Up, but I haven't seen it so I can't really say.Aside from that, all I can see from this film is just a condensed version of what half of animation studios these days just love to do: inject pop songs into cartoons. At least they're cutting to the chase. That seems to be the entire basis of the film. Pop songs/culture + talking animals = profit
>>83464417Forgot to add "celebrity cast" to that equation at the end there.
>>83449890I wonder if the Koala is going to sing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
>>83450706As with all good things the problem is that there's nothing to really talk about. Rattlesnake Jake was a 10/10 villain, the design looked really good, that's about it. The animals weren't cute enough to warrant endless waifu posting from sad desperate thirsty virgins even though Beans was extremely fuckable so there can't even be a million generals filled with nothing but poorly drawn gay porn and autistic roleplay.
>>83464417i actually hate talking animal movies where they use the fact that they have fur and weird noses as a plot device.they're literally just deformed humans with a lot of hair and stuff.
>>83464417Animals make the movie more kid friendly in the eyes of the adults, it'd just be weird to see adult woman singing 'anaconda' in a kid's movie
>>83463555I'll bet there'll still be people bitching and whining about it though. Like how everybody whines about racist fucking disney hiring a black guy to play the oragutan because he's such a bigotted fuck.
>>83457208Despicable Me was only alright, not great, and everything after that has been kind of shitty.
>>83463667She was definitely cute as a wolf but i think we're furry freaks
>>83464417Is this pasta? I feel like I've read this exact response in a Sing thread before.
>>83455861She's in the produce aisle. Just use a cucumber.
I'm really surprised they didn't have Rebel Wilson voice the elephant. She probably would've gotten the offer if she didn't fuck up her role in Kung Fu Panda 3.
What the hellIt's literally nigger zootopia Dident know it existed until now
>>83449890>tfw Despicable Me was pretty good>Lorax was meh/shit>DM 2 was okay>then minions>then thisIs it safe to say that Illumination is shit tier now?
>>83455292This doesn't look half bad somehow
>>83459773That's the point, dumbass. Everyone is cute in Zootopia, unlike Sing.
Anytime they use that many licensed songs in a movie you know it is going to be shit.Like how Megamind couldn't go five fucking minutes without using a popular song.
>>83449890>seth macfarlanewhy.pngHe can't sing, why does everyone think he can?
>>83461703Several years somehow.....
>Talent showsI would rather amputate my own leg with set of car keys
This movie looks pretty shit and its from the same people as fucking Minions so that doesn't surprise. I don't think saying its copying Zootopia is the right term for this, except for the female pig she looks a lot like that one pig in Zootopia
>>83449890Any movie that cashes in on the "all kids these days want to be famous singers" disgusts me entirely.
>>83466367Don't worry, anon. I cringe at whatever Illumination puts out nowadays too.
Its way too thin. Plot is shit house
>>83466367Illumination was always shit, now it's just shittier
>>83468250but megamind was great
>>83456952Nope, the porcupine doesn't look or sound black to me. Besides, black chicks can't play guitar.Predict christmas waigu qt.
>>83470050..dammit.. apparently I can't type tonight.Waifu!
>>83470050>Besides, black chicks can't play guitar.What are you talking about?
>waifuInb4 golden showers to fuck the 'waifu-pine'. :)
>>83453964It is the timing sadly.
>>83470050>Besides, black chicks can't play guitarSince when, anon?
>>83470050is that suppose to be her drum sticks in her shirt?
>>83455981the girl nothe fox yes
>>83470050She looks like the only character in the movie in which designers put effort.
>>83464417reason because robin hood in animal world is that oeigianl it was supposed to be a movie about Renart the fox from an old French fairy tale, but he was a robber, rapist and disgusting fella, not a noble thief.
>>83470482Looks like spare quills, but what she uses them for I dunno.
>>83470050Joan Armatrading plays guitar pretty well and she's black.