In a world where animals are the equivalent of people, how did Nick sell a rug made from a skunk?Did he kill a skunk, skin it, and make a rug? Is he Ed Gein?
Seeing how he pulls the popsicle and lumber scams back-to-back, it was probably the by-product of a waxing scheme.
He said the fur, you daft buffoon.
>>82059616id let him skin me
>>82059653>Nick sitting there for hours and hours trimming Skunk fur until he has enough for a rug>>82059741I would literally let him skin me.
>>82059616seriously though what the fuck do any of them eat
>>82061980Predators eat bugs, crap like Soylent, and fish according to Byron.
>>82062057i don't remember that in the movie....
>>82059631Is the one I hear most often, and it makes the most sense.The thing is, Mr. Big explicitly takes offense that it was a rug from a skunk's butt.It just raises all kinds of questions as to why a skunk would go to have their butt waxed.
>>82062225Supposedly some of the background stuff involves ads for bug based food items.
>>82062248People get their assholes bleached. Same idea, maybe?
>>82062367Also people shave their legs, armpit, crotch, cut their hair, etc. Maybe it is like how there are wigs made out of human hair and some guy sells you a wig made out of armpit and crotch hair,
I'm still mad they replaced Zootopia with the incredibles week before screening. It waste last one in the cinema too.>yfw only watched camrip like a pleb and suffering from it>still buying bluray and art books but the joy of iMac has been denied to me
>let it go on the radio for weeks if not months>don't think I've heard try everything at all on the radioIs try everything not popular with normies?Yes I put the radio on to whatever the fuck while commuting.
2.5/6 done I need to do this more often, this is fun. Also I should probably do it on America time.
>>82059616Is there any comic with porn about Nick and Judy? Or Doujin?
On a related note, since I started reading drawing on the right side of the brain book recommended here my perception changed.I'm now alternating between "AT LAST, I TRULY SEE" and "so many details, why the world is so horrifyingly beautiful?".It's a bit disturbing. Anyone else had similar experiences?
>>82063047I want Nick to sing to me
>>82063105Here is not the right board to ask that anon, nor is it relevant at all to OP's post.I suggest you take your degeneracy elsewhere, and if you must, go to the Adult Cartoon board
>>82063135/aco/ doesn't allow furshit. At least direct the poor man to e621.
>>82063105>>82063135>>82063151>that ongoing comic with Judy and Nick in the cop car and Judy's heat is going nutsYES.
>Walk out of the theatre after watching movie>Little sis asks "So are Judy and Nick boyfriend and girlfriend now?"WHATDO
>>82063184>shit eating grin engaged>pause>lean in>lean in closer>closer>slowly and loudly inhale next to her ear>smack lips>whisper "just. friends"
>>82063184Give your sister head pats and tell her "most likely in the sequel"
>>82063105>>82063135>>82063151>>82063168Fine gentlemen, let me introduce you to >>>/trash/
>>82063278When these threads start to just recycle shit like this I think its time we start pruning them back
>You're about to eat a lamb kebab>Suddenly you're transported to zootopia and this is the first animal you see>She looks horrified at you with the lamb kebab you're about to eat>What do?
>>82063352smell her feet obviously
>>82063287I live in /trash/, friend. Thank you, though.
>>82062521Sure, if you want to back it up continuously, but that also means this "person" or better yet zootopian, not only had to trim this skunks horrificly smelling ass, but then also handle the hair to make a rug out of it.Sure, some of you are going to say the wax paper is the body for the rug, but even one wax strip like that wouldn't have enough hair on it to fool someone into thinking its a rug, even if you trim it low.So please, if you could not be children and boop it up, how blind did the ratfather have to be, or how incompetent are his lackies that they didn't advise him otherwise?
>you will never have a gf like hersigh
>>82063352Tell her she's next.
Wow, you guys REALLY fucking like this movie, huh?
>>82063426You, or I? Stop implying. I already do.
>>82063426On one hand yeah I Wanna pork that rabbitOn the other hand her eyes are freakishly large for her tiny head.
>>82059616Maybe it's a metaphor for a really shoddy rug.
>>82063441No, it's just a /co/ meme now. Posting it pisses certain people off while entertaining a good majority. Those puissants are usually deflected easily with the lewd and immaturity.What does posting mad about it do, anyway? Never really kills the topic. Shit, asking a logical question is the best way to kill any thread on here.
>>82063447I don't believe you
>>82063441It's pretty good. Not life-changing incredible, but the first family film I've liked in a while.
>>82063475This make's a lot more sense.If "skunks" are stereotyped as generic rug dealers, then I guess a "skunk's butt" is his trash or garbage area.Nick sold this guy a thrown out rug.
>>82061980>>82062225There's a bug burger wrapper in the movie. The movie just didn't focus on their food. Directors confirmed that they eat bugs, and maybe fish.
>>82063426Ya, thanks for rubbing that in.
>>82062057>SoylentSoylent Green? Are there people farm?
>>82063479And who cares what you think?
>>82063491>life changing It was for me
>>82063523wee what a life you must have.
>>82063215Not even the director can tell a lie that obvious.
>>82062521>wigs made out of human hair>>82063411I had long ass hair a couple of years ago, it was my up to my butt or something lower, and I got tired of it, so I went to the salon to have it cut. The hairdresser meticulously cut my hair to preserve a long length of it for wig-making.Maybe the skunk was in the "business" of making rugs out of his/her hair, and Nick just got the butt area possibly because it was the only one unsold or cheap.
>>82063529I'm quite successful actually, used to be lazy and miserable before watching the film.Hey, whatever works, right?
>>82063352But they would have never seen a lamb kebab before. I mean they might be horrified by the idea of me eating meat but wouldn't know what its from.
>>82063426>HerThere's only one character that hustled my heart.
>>82063441People are just here waiting for Japan to get the movie and then getting their fanart/doujins
>>82063550Hell, I wouldn't be able to recognize a lamb kebab at a glance.
>>82063441I say it's Disney's best 3D movie by far. And even top 10 movies they have ever made.
>>82063539Nah, not plausible. The theory of it being a metaphor for the trash and skunk being the stereotyped groomer makes much more sense.C'mon, it's an animal world with human logic over it. Of course they're going to think, "you stink, so you must not have a problem cleaning smelly areas".Why do you think Bogo was police chief? Stereotypes about stature, big men must have to be body guards/ police, etc.Pic related, shit is how it is and feminazis complaining about gender roles ain't gonna change anything.
>>82063550>>82063565>You're holding a gigantic sign saying "I am eating a lamb kebab"
>>82063549>before watching the film>became "successful" in less than a yearyeah sure buddy
>>82063047Thanks, I'm gonna exchange the microphone for something else.
>>82063584I stab the narrator in the eye with my kabab, since he can't make up his mind. Then, using my newfound powers I make my own story.
>>82063563They still haven't gotten it?What the fuck, do they think it might hinder suicide rates or something?Wish this was sarcasm but it's like they want them to kill themselves.
>>82063591Realized the exploitability right when I finished up, totally worth. Don't disappoint me, anon.
>>82063615they get it Saturday, seems like its' been pushed back to coincide with Golden Week a bit better, which could be absolutely huge for the movie
>>82063590No, I've been pursuing a decent career last five years. The push the film made me to start changing my life is entirely different thing.
Help a faggot out guys, where can i watch this online? im ordering peetza and need eye food
>>82063278Judy can't be the dom, because being tied up would trigger Nick's childhood bully ptsd
>>82063642Go buy the blu-ray in 6 weeks like everyone else silly:)
>>82063649>6weeksThis wait is killing me, I thought Dark 3 would pass the time but it was too easy; I curse Strength builds, curse them!
>>82063623Makes sense, just looked into what you're talking about. They're not gonna have anything to do BUT see this friggin' movie
>>82063615Japan always gets movies really late. Possibly because they have to dub and/or sub it. They get Civil War early though, like the rest of the world.
>>82063646Guess the second movie could be overcoming childhood trauma.Than make Nick really into it.
>>82063642Are you fine with terrible camrips? I don't think the camrips are worth it. Sorry, broheim. Just wait for the BD.
>>82063702Theaters are really the best way to watch it for the first time. And then watch them at home. Because there's so many fucking details in this movie it's insane. I really want to watch it home and not really pay as much attention to the plot so I can just look at all the minor background stuff. The animators way out of their way to make everything perfect.
>>82063702Watch something else? Have you seen the docu? I'll watch it with you
>>82063702Take a jacket you don't really like and stuff it with the pizza, then watch the movie in a theater.
>>82063718I feel you on this. Never do I go to see a movie twice at the theatre, but this one got me to bring someone else who hadn't seen it yet. That's a really good movie.
>>82063736>Pizza in jacket
>>82063736Zamn, bro.That's lonely to a whole new level. You take this wizardry shit serious, huh?
>>82063745>>82063752Laugh all you want, I'll be enjoying my pizza. My record is sneaking five undamaged slices; I'd wear A a bigger jacket to bring more, but I don't want to look like some shooter in a heavy leather coat.
>>82063784You didnt think to put them in some thing like a small plastic bag first?Thats disgusting
>>82063784I really want to draw a zootopian smuggling a pizza into a movie theater for some reason.
>>82063809Of course I put them in bags, I'm not an animal. Only reason I said a jacket you don't like is because it's going to smell like heavy pizza when you're done.
>>82059616Nick is an awful, awful person.
>>82063827Debatable, but what about this guy? What should he have done?
>>82063534Well it's already officially canon
>>82063846>debatableI want the NIDF to leave. With their HE A GOOD FOX HE DINDUNUFFIN propaganda
>>82063827He used to be, but he changed. That's part of the appeal.
>>82063867Not saying he's a good fox but he ain't bad either, more grey if anything. He didn't hurt nobody.
>>82063827What did he really do that's really wrong? Outside of tax evasion and did some hustling around Zootopia he never really did anything to endanger anyone. Nick stopped thinking about the whole "Prey/Pred" dynamic long before Judy did. Nick just learned to put trust in others while Judy learned she's a racist. I think one is more awful than the other.
How do Judy's parents raise 275 children on a rural farmer's income?
>>82063888abloobloobloo i'ma gud fox
>>82063888>didn't hurt nobodyYou can't tell me with a straight face that those pawpsicles were made in sanitary conditions
>>82063898they have a carrot farm.Selling the carrots is just a side business.
>>82063898With FUN magic, a lot of movies ran on it in the past.
>>82063898Most likely run the whole county. I mean when you are the only farmer in town...
>>82063821>>82063784Oh god, the smell. Pizza smell is good but it's something I don't want sticking to my skin/clothes.
>>82063915Exactly, and no bag will contain its power.
>>82063827They were both awful person, but grew to become a better person together.That's why even normies ship them. An ideal relationship is helping each other and growing together.
>>82063912>Judys family is actually a massive crime family, the population is kept down with the insane amount of soldiers needed to keep their turf safe from mr big
>>82063784...I couldn't laugh at that if I wanted to.Fuck, that's sad, man. I really feel bad for you if that's the point you're at and makes me worry for my own future if I don't fix my social issues.
>>82063947Enjoy your overpriced theater pizza.
>>82063827No, he's not.Judgemental people like this are, though.
>>82063784>go to cinema>super hungry but got no time to stop and eat at a resto or shit>buy some slices of pizza on the way and stuff them in my jacket>bulging a bit but it's fine, nobody will notice>WATCH OUT HE HAS A GUN>get tackled to the ground by five dudes>my breadsticks
>>82063955Why would you immediately imply that just because the anon isn't smuggling outside pizza, he's going to buy theater pizza?
>>82063962It's not bad to give another creature an assectomy and sell it claiming it's something else! He a good fox he DINDUNUFFIN
>>82063972How else is he going to eat pizza while watching a movie?
>>82063426>girlfriendI'm marrying my "Judy" in two months. I'm sure you'll find yours some day soon.
>>82063907So fucking what?If you're stupid enough to buy a dirty, repawned Popsicle, that's your own fault.Trying to blame the bootleggers instead of just sticking to what you know is safe.This mentality needs to die.> "It has the possible chance to harm or hinder me in some shape or form, make it illegal! D:"
I am disappoint at those UFO catchers. Weak little claws that can't grab onto the Nick or Judy dolls.
>>82064023The pawpsicle sign also claimed 'Organic'
>>82063972Because he's a sad thing that doesn't want to acknowledge to us, his only friends, that he's being a sad thing.It hurts even more that we try to help him and he does like clawhauser and tries to laugh it off or something. We see the problem, bruh. You don't have to avoid it
>>82063907Where do you think Nick even get the pawsicle sticks from? Doesn't he sell them after they're thrown away? They weren't stained when he was making them, so he must have bought them.
>>82063979He didn't. If you put a poisonous substance into your own body because it was advertised as youth potion, that's your own fucking fault.If you smoke and smoke and smoke because "they said it was healthy back then" and happen to get cancer, THATS YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT.Please stop trying to blame everyone else for your own inadequacies.
>predators eat bugsSo Simba, Timon and Pumba created Zootopia?
>>82064079>individuals are responsible for everything that happens to them
>>82064095Yes, pretty much.What are you, mad at this fact of life?Why do you think people get arrested for trying to kill themselves?
>>82063047Is this the karaoke request?
>>82064092Simba is Jesus, Timon and Pumba are one of his disciples, yes.
>>82063850>tourist guy's face
>>82064095Bruh, if "ignorance isn't an excuse" according to the law, yeah.You're expected to know everything, even the things you don't know, so when you fuck up, you can say "I knew this was going to happen".
>>82062767It's not quite as good as either Let It Go or Everything's Awesome. Admit it, you kept replacing the lyrics with "everything is awesome" in your head.
speaking of nick why the fuck would he join the police at the end? Cops freakin' bust their ass and I'd imagine it'd be no different in zootopia. . I mean he did say making $200 a day doing what he's doing (which isn't even that hard desu). It was basically self employment free of taxes and fuckin' easy so why would he choose a much more dangerous career option where you work twice as hard and may not make that much money?
>>82059616You don't need to skin something to make a rug with its fur. He shaved the hair off a skunk's ass and stitched it to a pad. Perfectly civil.
>>82064148I don't think the money really matters to Nick. he just wants to be a good person, someone he can be proud of instead of just being a sly fox, and he saw becoming a police officer as part of that.
>>82064148Because he gets to make a smug face at people behind prison bars.
>>82064002>I'm sure you'll find yours some day soon.way to stick that knife right in my heart, Anon.
>>82064148Because serving the community and being part of an organized force for good is his dream. He tried to join the scouts as a kid, got btfo and gave up on it and became a lowlife
>>82064148He likes hanging with Judy; you know, because they're "friends".
>>82064113>Why do you think people get arrested for trying to kill themselves?Uhm, in my country they get psychological help. Where the fuck do you live?Also, you are responsible for everything you do but only if it's strictly your doing. Extrame case: if you chocke someone to death because other person put a gun to your head and told you to do so, you are not culpable, that guy with the gun is. If someone sells you spoiled food and you get sick, they get in trouble. Civil lawsuits and health regulations exist for a reason, bucko.
>>82061891It's more likely than you think. Google 100% gay sweater*>*Warning: Doing so may cause you to think fat people are mentally sick
>>82064148Being a cop will help him get into Judy's panties.
>>82064175**gay people are mentally sick
>>82064130He looks somewhere between confused and aroused.
>>82064163lel>>82064159Oh yeah the whole childhood past thing. But I also read somewhere that he might no be so honest and sorta misuse his new status to benefit himself and his fox friends idk.>>82064166For some reason I really liked it when judy broke down, said "does watching me fail give you pleasure in your miserable life?" and he fukkin said yes, yes it does. best part of the movie desu>>82064169so he really did want to fug the bunny
>>82063850Has anyone tweeted this to Byron or Rich yet?
>>82063955They sell pizza in American theatres? Ours just sell popcorn and candy.
>>82064209They usually sell more than that, like hotdogs and pretzels and shit
>>82064209Now that I think about it, no I've never seen a theater sell pizza; this discovery further reinforces the genius of my pizza coat.
>>82064148He's childhood dream was to join the Scouts. And I guess he view being a cop as the same idea. Also him being with Judy is just a bonus.
>>82064224Doesn't that just make a huge mess? How do you even properly eat it? what the fugI kind of wish they didn't sell anything at all, movies and eating doesn't really go together
>>82064205>so he really did want to fug the bunnyThey are just good friends Anon.
>>82064164Go out there and meet people. It was rough for me as well, but the only 100% sure way to fail is not to try at all or give up.Hey, it's kinda like in the movie. Huh. I guess that song isn't so bad after all.
>>82064233I mean if you have a decently sized tray or whatever and aren't a total slop it doesn't make that much of a mess. Or at least I assume so, I only get popcorn and soda.
>>82064252Whenever I "go out there and meet people", they either ignore me or tell me to shut up.
>>82064242sometimes good friends fuck
>>82064233I just get a big coke to support the workers and to spike with my hip flask
So, where exactly do you think Disney is going to go regarding Judy and Nick's relationship? Let's get some educated guesses up in hereto be honest if they don't kiss in the next movie/tv show/whatever, i will fucking riot
>>82064305I honestly can't imagine them being friends with benefits...
>>82064305daily reminder that nick is like twice the size of judy and procreation is not going to be possible
>>82064320Are there any interspecies couples shown in the movie?
>>82064320I like one Anon's idea. Have Nick and Judy getting married at the start of the movie but it's just a sting operation and in the end they actually get married as a full circle thing. Like in this movie with doing the play and than the part with Nick going "savage" >>82064349Nope. Guess they could keep the whole "racism" theme going with interspecies relationships. But I can't imagine that actually being interesting enough for a movie.
>>82064252>around people for hours a day because work and school>still no relationships or invites to speak of
>>82064320Okay, here's how it's going to go down:The next movie will be about interspecies relationship rights, as to draw parallels with the HBT movement of today. Judy and Nick will be together, and they're going to have to deal with "bigots" and having to keep it on the downlow due to the police force's employee relationship policiessomeone screencap this
>>82064079>Now equating Nick's blatant fraud to poisoning peopleNIDF in full force
>>82064320Actually I think there might be interspecies relationships but no Prey/Pred ones. So I can see that being a focus.
>>82063426Someone else already stole my heart.
>>82063944>The outskirts of Bunnyburrow are littered with the dead and decaying bodies of thousands of rabbits and the occasional polar bear>Cue sad story of polar bear guy and bunny gal who don't want to fight anymore and become a couple on the run from both the Hopps Gang and Mr Big
>>82064411Just as I was thinking.Though I think they'll dig into Nick's backstory along with the pred/prey relationship.
>>82064208Someone needs to.
Disney thought they are releasing another chicken little or borhter bear flop movie, didn't put much effort into marketing, turns out this is basically Lion King 2.0 post tfw
>>82064497Frozen didn't get much marketing too. Hell Disney seem to be fucking awful in their marketing outside of Marvel movies.
>>82064497They're probably trying to think of how to turn Judy into a princess.
>>82064517Don't you dare trigger me like this, Anon
>>82064233>movies and eating doesn't really go togetherThis. I don't eat when watching movies in the cinema now. I just want to focus on the movie and then eat afterwards.
>>82064320Byron already answered this. Anons have already guessed this.It is up to the execs.
>>82064320Nick and Judy's lips are never going to touch.
>>82064517I honestly don't want that. I enjoy that Judy is more or less a normal being in Zootopia. This movie was basically like Mulan except in that movie she got together with a high ranking person which made her important. In Zootopia if Judy and Nick got together they be as low as every other animal in Zootopia.
>>82064276Do you know WHY did they do that? Try analizing all those situations and ask yourself, what happened? Is it you, is it them, what can you do to not find yourself in this situation again?>>82064384So go out and meet new people. Be nice, be polite, be interested in them. And never wait for an invitation, try to tactfully start yourself. "Hey, you seem like an interesting person, would you mind if we have a chat?" never hurt or offended anyone. The worst you'd hear is "no". And then you can try with someone else. Just do not ask everyone in the room, that reeks of desperation. Remember that friends can help too. Tell them that you are interested in meeting new people and they can hook you up or invite to a party and guess what, there are plenty of new people to talk to there. One of them may be the one for you.Just don't be a creep or start the conversation with someyhing like "I saw Zootopia 23 times you remind me of Judy/Nick/Clawhauser let's get together".
>>82064645A Princess title is based on how popular a character is. That's why the white-haired chick from Atlantis isn't included in official lineups.
>>82063184Ask her what about the movie made her think they where a couple. Also call her a filthy shipperfag
>>82064677Yeah but name me one Princess that isn't connected to royalty.
>>82064023>It's perfectly alright if someone sells me a pizza with razorblades baked into it as long as he's a qt foxboy :3333NIDF in a nutshell
>>82064730In China in that time high ranking generals were considered royalty. Plus seem her dad was high up there too.
>>82059616I hate Dreamworks face Fox!!!
>>82064661I agree with both of these things - I apologize for any poster who has had negative social experiences. They're not always fair, but unfortunately, they are a part of life. Dust yourself off and give it another go - you can do it! Judy persevered and succeeded, and I'm sure you can too.
>>82064173'Murica.That could be the fundamental difference here tho. Not responding to terror is technically the right path. In your example, you basically just radicalized a normal person into a murderer, using fear. What if there's no bullets in the gun, idiot?Or better question, you think it's better to sacrifice your humanity because someone gives you an ultimatum? Maybe you deserve to be shot. The guy with the gun is basically testing you then, and if you do choke him to death, he wins. You just got trolled, herpderp.
What's more messed up?Predators being forced to wear a shock collar at a certain age?Or Predators getting forcibly defanged and declawed at a certain age?
>>82064882Declawing, easy. That's akin to eugenics t b h
>>82064882Well declaw is like taking off your actual fingers. As for defang I can't think of where fangs are useful in their world.
>>82063352>Never break eye contact>Maintain blank expression the entire time>Eat the whole kebab>mutter to myself remove kebab once done and continue on with day.
>>82063352Offer her a bite.
>>82064148The jig was up. Judy through light on all his little schemes and you can only play games for so long before you have to join the real world, with the adults.That includes dropping the cynicism, *cough* losing your criminal echo chamber buddies, *cough cough* and overall coming out of your safe zone. *cough cough this is directed at everyone on 4chan cough cough*It's not so much a choice as it is more the next step that had to be taken.Note: Zootopia did little to no mentioning about education and how people get to their positions because this is Disney, where they like to promote the mirage of "don't worry, you and your natural skills will just fall right into place in society. No one ever has to give up on their dreams and do what's available". Guess this is why Monsters U didn't do so well. People don't want to handle the truth.
>>82063352Sincerely hope her boyfriend isn't around.
what kind of pie do you want Gideon to bake for you
>>82065024Whatever he wants to bake for me.
>>82064226They definitely do, a mass of people on here seem to be podunk-type townies that barely witness stuff outside their areas.The thing about it being overpriced is the problem. Plus, its always dirty behind the counters so its not like they deserve the profit from the food, anyway.What you would probably like is the Alamo. We have a theater over here on the east coast that takes your order before the movie and even serves alcohol as you watch. Best theatre ever, IMO.
>>82065024Good question, after all, I'm sure he has a lot of experience giving Judy creampies.
>>82065024Isn't Gideon that gross, fat, racist hick fox? Why would I want anything from him?
>>82065024A key lime pie, no question about it.
>>82064868>MurricaThat explains a lot. But honestly, you ramble. Testing? Trolling? If you work as a cashier in a grocery and you give all the money in the register to a thug who aims a gun at you, are you guilty of theft? You have no reason to believe that the gun is not loaded, ESPECIALLY in Murrica.Self preservation is an instinct and no sane judge will convict you for wanting to live when someone threatens you. You are free to die if you do not want to give in to those threats, but unless you are on a governemnt or tax funded job (police, mayor, etc.) or a job of high public trust who royally fucks up his duties (like a ship captain saving himself first) nobody sane will hold wanting to live against you.
>>82065024Not pie but Carrot Cake.
>>82065095>>82065150You guys know your pies. Damn I love meat pies, and I tried key lime for the first time and they are heavenly. Citrus fruits are the best.
>>82065076I want to believe that Judy had a secret crush on Gideon as a young girl. Him being a bully doesn't preclude that possibility.
>>82065001>Zootopia did little to no mentioning about educationAnd neither do hiring standards for cops in America
>>82063411Why has no one pointed out that it's a shrew sized rug. It'd be tiny as heck.
>>82065001You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
>>82065209I think it'd be funny and cute
>>82065220well it only needed to be big enough to cover the grandmother when she was berried
So honest question:What elements of the movie made you think Judy x Nick was a thing?I've watched it twice and the degree to which I see shipping potential has actually decreased
>>82064661>Be niceThis is subjective, and would say is more of a requisite for females. Kind and interested and a given, though.>never wait for an invitationThis is bullshit people need to stop promoting. It is not a male's duty to be a mailman. If someone(s) doesn't give as much as you do, drop them. You don't need people like that in your life and anyone who says otherwise probably likes to see you miserable.>try to tact fully start yourselfThis is true, though. Key word is tact. Moderation is everything, you don't want to be too forward, throwing invitations of friendship at everyone because it looks really desperate. I know, I'm just now getting past that stage.>"shitty introductory example"No one cares if you think they look interesting. That has to be one of the weirdest things you could possibly say. Also very offensive/ rude if you approach them only on looks, and then actually say it.>tell the friends you don't haveI can't help you with this, I don't even know why they would say something so contradictory and stupid.For guys, its honestly better to put off the "silent intensity" and just pick and choose words carefully. Don't make sentences too long because no one wants to hear you go on and on. A guy who keeps talking is seen as a bitch.Don't be that guy who only wants to "get to the point" though, because this is another thing people don't like and will brand you with to keep people away from you.What sucks is that once you get to the point of no friends as an adult is that no one cares. They just expect you to get into a relationship, have a kid, get married, and fucking die already. That doesn't require "friends", just someone who's just as lonely and willing to tiptoe around your issues.
>>82065209Honestly, that is one heck of a delusion to get from the movie.
>>82065364It's hard to put a finger on. Amazing chemistry, I guess? Everything just flows so smoothly, and they brought out the best of eachother.
I want to see the movie again today and was wondering how it is in "RealD 3D"I've only seen the movie in 2D so far, is it worth the extra $4 for 3D?
>>82065364Both of them improving as a person and reaching their dreams together. They complete each other sort of way.
>>82065409Not really. Girls have crushes on assholes all the time.
>>82065364>Judy sad about upsetting Nick for months>Nick holding on the carrot pen the entire time>Tearful reunion under the bridge. >"But I cannot do this without you"Seriously, doesn't that get to you? You're not a sociopath, are you?>You know you love me>Sharing seat during morning briefings >Rich's trollingI mean, seriously
>>82065024Butterscotch cinnamon pie
>>82065024I bet he makes a wonderful quiche.If that's not pie enough then a banana cream pie.
>>82064721How stupid can you be?Where did I ever say it was fine?I clearly separated the difference between what could be your fault and what could be someone else's, yet you attempt to troll me by saying at any point I condoned what was going on?My point is that you're just as stupid as these people who want to sue the gun manufacturing plants when they get shot, instead of realizing "maybe I shouldn't have told that darker toned male he was a stupid nigger".How many forks did you stick into electric sockets, just to blame the electricity companies for supplying energy?>apparently, too many
>>82065409You can't help childhood crushes. They're as fucking random as it gets.Doesn't mean she would realistically pursue anything, especially when grown up, but somehow it's amusing to think of her writing in her diary about it.
>>82065440He literally sliced the fuck out of the left side of her face, either she's into some freaky shit or you're lying
>>82065440Not really. And I would know. Girls, like boys, can get varying crushes.And at that age, and with such a hopeful, simple yet idealist mindset, Judy wouldn't fall for the troublemaker who is also kind of dumb. Young Judy would fall for the citizen model kind of kid, or someone a bit older.
>>82065490Nah you guys just have a fetish you want to project on Judy.If we go by movie logic, and none of that fanwank, Gideon is not Judy's type when she was a kid.
>>82065494The anon is the one into freaky shit, yes.
>>82062248Skunks don't really smell except when they spray so its possible the skunk got into a situation where they sprayed and then had to cut thier fur, especially if there's clothes to seal in and spread the goodness all over.
>>82065494>either she's into some freaky shitArtists has been having fun with the scene with Nick going savage and that Judy gets off on being scared.
>>82065504I can't speak for anon, but I was a weird, loud, provocative loner as a kid. I had the biggest crush on this one Korean boy, but for the life of me I can't imagine why. He was polite but quiet, academic, traditional, and had no real sense of humor. Reasonably speaking, he had none of the traits I really wanted, our personalities clashed horribly, and he was incredibly plain-looking.Still, I visited his house once and ate kim-chi with him and I wrote secret notes to myself I didn't have a fucking diary about how I'd found my future husband.I have no idea how it works. Crushes are pretty inexplicable sometimes.
>>82065494She's into foxes.That alone is some really freaky shit.
>>82065600Are you a boy or a grill?Trannies don't count because they aren't really girls
>>82065615She told a kid (what she thought was a kid) that he could be a elephant when he grows up.
>>82065488>It's completely unreasonable to expect someone who has a permit to sell food to and a business license to actually follow the lawNIDF shilling everywhere
>>82065639It's with great shame I admit I'm a London.
Reminder that they are best ship and most definitely not in jail
>>82065116...really? You do know what a stick up is, right? Like, those old timey jokes about gangsters and "yeah, see?"Yes, I ramble. How else should I get you to understand? If I simplified it and said "that way of thinking is exactly how corruption prevails", you're gonna brand me a conspiracy theorist or something and then not want to actually talk about the problem.Shouldn't matter where you are, this movie is a perfect example of what we're talking about. A scheme is a scheme.>a guy with a gun comes up to you and demands you give all your money to another person, let's say a cop. The cop says he doesn't condone what's happening, isn't a part of the crime, yet suggests you give the guy your money so you don't get shot. You give up the money, because "any sane person would", and the cop and robber split the profit.Now, you should start to see the problem in this form of logic. According to you, there's no reason to believe there wouldn't be bullets in the gun, just like its IMPOSSIBLE they're just scamming you, yes?Say there are bullets in the gun and he just shoots you once you give up the money. Do you see now how easy it is to work that ideal? You could lose your fortune and your life just for living in an area where no one wants to focus on the bigger issue.
I wish I had a qt Nick bf.
>>82065662>a London.Please meme correctly or not at all.
>>82065702I just want a 4K quality video of just him being smug.
>>82065702 I want to kiss Nick on the muzzle
>>82065228I learned from the best; you guys.
>>82065711I'm sorry I fucked it up, I don't even go to /fit/ surprise
>>82065702stopanthros would look really weird in real life
>>82065738Cmon man, let a brother dream.
>>82065067>gideon >TRIPLE CHIN >clawhauser >single chin gideon confirmed fat fuck
>>82065738They'd look like animals.There are already plenty of weird looking humans.Anthros would look better than any of the retards with tattoos and piercings who are allowed to proudly display their stupidity for all the world to see.
>>82065688I would pull out my own gun and avert the robbery because in America we can do that
>>82065209>Slices her face and belittles her entire species Yeah, I'm sure she was smitten.
>>82065681>reused modelsI loved the movie, but this kind of stuff annoyed me the further into the film I got. I understand the rationale for it and everything, but it doesn't change the fact that it still felt kinda lazy to not even do stuff like change shirts, add glasses or different size scales and so forth.
>>82065797Whoa dude, I don't support or like tattoos, but being aggressively judgemental isn't going to change anything for the better.LONDONONDONcongrats to fellow bongs on Q's birthday
>>82065600Like I said, crushes can be varying, and I agree with what you said. I was simply disagreeing with that anon about how girls would usually crush on assholes. I for one don't like assholes.Also, you said a lot of positive traits about that korean kid. He wasn't offensive, at least.
>>82065738>>82065766>>82065797Why couldn't they look like what they do in the movie?>>82065769Would that trigger Nick since it's referring to the body part and not a muzzle device?
>>82065651Yes, we expect them to. Does it always happen? No.I wish I knew why I was trying with you. It's like no matter how many times you tell someone "fire hot", they go " no, cold".
>>82065876I wonder if the word "muzzle" will lead to PTSD. He doesn't really seem to have any real issue with talking about it with Judy after one day of hanging out. But I can't imagine him seeing a muzzle device would lead to happy thoughts.
>>82064148I knew someone that was a hustler like Nick. The $200 a day thing is mostly a lie. It's more like $200 before expenses when he goes on a lick and then there's a huge risk of of the Feds snatching his shit and making no money. He had his own silkscreen shop and would make tee shirts to sell at shows and games and stuff like that, which sold. But he often did that on the street without a venders license. He constantly did stuff without a license (or with a forged license/document), which is pretty bad. Anyway, the $200 a day thing was just him trying to peacock. If he was making that sort of scratch, he'd be driving something nice about town instead of hoofing it everywhere and he wouldn't be out hustling himself. He'd hire others to sell for him. He certainly won't be buying jumbo pops and remaking them into his own pops to resell. He would just buy the raw materials and make his own pops after investing in the equipment needed to store and prepare the pops.
>>82065081Don't be silly. He's reformed now.
>>82065835If you have one. Probably do if, once again, you're a secluded townie white boy or something, but in urban environments, which are becoming the focus of the world, they're not easy to get.Fuck if I were to say guns are the problem. Then we'd REALLY have a debate about how people should be allowed to murder other or something. Whatever new nutjob thing these hillbillies want to say.
>>82065835Wait, did you not read it? You're going to pull your gun out on the cop? How well do you think that's going to turn out?
>>82065840Women sometimes like a little abuse. They feel they need to work for that approval.
>>82065681Why would they be in jail? Any decent lawyer can effectivly argue that they were hired under false pretenses and as far as they knew the job was legit, if a bit shady.
Any anons saw the movie dubbed/subbed into other languages? How do stuff like the "elephant in the room" and "redwood" jokes translate?
>>82066007They were hired to work security for an abandoned insane asylum run by the mayor of the city. I think that's a little bit more than "shady". Also, the wolves were the ones who rounded up and kidnapped the crazy animals, so they were in on the whole operation.
>>82066079They were working for the mayor.
>>82059616It was woven from the skunk's asshair, you fucking psycho.
>>82065209Shippers are desperate.
So Judy first threatens Nick with tax evasion, then she threatens him with lying on a federal form. So he's actually guilty of two crimes?
>>82064175Jesus Christ, you weren't kidding.
>>82066004>>82066143my uncle always says>What's a few decades of emancipation, compared to millennia of evolution.
>>82066000I'm confused. If a cop were standing and watching a robbery take place and not doing anything about it, that would get him fired.
>>82062767Let It Go charted very high on the charts, which is why it played so often, not to mention its popularity. Try Everything so far has peaked at 65 on the Hot 100, so if you want to hear it on the radio you're probably gonna have to listen very carefully
>>82066143>implying there's anything edgy about the truth
Whats more, how the fuck is something like "Fox repellent" allowed to be made?That'd be like making nigger repellent. Or chink away.
>>82066143I don't really see how that's edgy.
>>82066230>>82066004I hate this kind of thinking. I don't know about other people, but this would just drive me away.
>>82066147Man, ZPD is going to look so bad on Fox News when their token fox hire gets hauled in by the taxman. IRS always finds out in the end.
>>82066246Pepper spray, but made to be much more effective on certain species, maybe.
Daily reminder that Bellwether did nothing wrong and was only trying to protect the city and people she loved.
>>82064141I have never heard Everything is Awesome on the radio and I occasionally listen to top 40 stations
>>82066246>nigger repellant Carry a job application around with you.
>>82066202No it wouldn't. The supreme court in the US has already ruled that the police have no obligation to intervene to protect people.Cops would rather wait until it's already done and write a report about it after you're dead instead of actually risking their own lives for someone else.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbiahttp://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect-someone.html?_r=0
>>82066246Oh god, my sides.
>>82066246human repellents called here as "pepper spray".
>>82066275>but made to be much more effective on certain species, maybe.But isn't that like prejudice as fuck?
>>82065458Sounds like close friendship that has possible potential for a relationship later but something else later. As of the events of the movie I could easily see it going either way but I don't see some kind of mutual attraction that many shippers see, just deep friendship
>>82066296I'd pepper spray this guy if I had the chance.
>>82066303>certain species more prone to breaking the law>somehow bad to want to protect yourself from them
>>82066273I'm sure bogo can pull a few strings to make sure Nick stays on the force. ZPD didn't seem like the cleanest police force as far as corruption was concerned, anyways.Also, the city's government probably has more to worry about than a single fox anyways seeing as their last two mayors are now in prison.
>>82066334Anon...Don't make me say it....
>>82066303Well yeah, that was kind of in the movie. The place seems like heaven and it sounds like such a miracle that two groups, prey and preds, work together to overcome their differences, but in reality they still harbor prejudice against each other.
>>82066273He probably wasn't making shit in terms of cash, he lived under a bridge and had no car. As far as the IRS is concerned he was exactly the same as that rambling crack addict begging for change. As long as he pays his taxes after he'll be fine.
>>82066273I mean, he's been doing this for two decades and they haven't found a thing, Zootopia IRS doesn't seem that effective.
>>82066246Do you think the fox tazer only works on foxes?Still, putting foxes on self defense products would be like labeling shit "Nigger defense" so you're still right.
>>82066348Say what fampai?
the fox is a gud character
>>82066284I know this, but they wouldn't be not protecting somebody, they'd be allowing a law to be broken.
>>82061980>>82062057I just assumed they ate fish, since fish aren't mammals and all the citizens in the movie are mammals
>>82066327>potential for a relationship laterIsn't that what some people see too? I'm not sure why you're confused. There are people who ship even without context or proof. There are people who ship because of slight hints. That's it.And you're right that technically they are friends in the first movie. They seem really, really close at the end/closing scene with Flash though.
>>82066284I wish more people knew this.Shit like this is why I hate living here.
the bunny is gud too
>>82066383>they'd be allowing a law to be broken.They do that all the time.
>>82066358He's not in the system, unless he maxed out credit cards. No apartment, no car everything bought seemed to have either been consumable or easily explained via 'found it on the curb' and more than likely no bank acount .
>>82066367Nah it's like rape whistles and shit like that. You know those products are to fight off male rapers, although rape is done not just by males.
>>82066419If I buy a can of pepper spray, even if the advertising is exlusivly white people, I'm going to have a hand on it around blacks.
>>82066346This. Men being raped is taken as a joke.False rape claims I believe are the problem. It seems to be only women who make them, so only women get focused on when rape becomes a subject.
>>82066328u wot m8?
>>82066486oh my god how did reddit get here
>>82066246Maybe they shouldn't try to actively live up to the stereotypes like Nick does?There's literally nothing wrong with either of the products you mentioned.
>>82066480What are blacks, though? Literally anyone with darker skin?You're gonna be worried about a little black baby assaulting you?Do Dominicans and Haitians count as black?
>>82066559Yes, yes and yes.
>>82066513ok, anon...i think we're going too far.
>>82066549What's reddit about that post?Saying crying wolf is an issue?Talking about rape?
>>82066337City government may not care but the feds might. Back taxes on 1.4 million dollars worth of income, you bet they want it.
>>82066599fug, this is one of my shitty GIMP edits i made last month.
>>82066605I don't even ship Judy and Gideon BECAUSE SHE HAS A PERFECTLY GOOD AND FAR BETTER FOX RIGHT NEXT TO HERI just like the idea of her having an idle crush as a girl, that's all.
>>82066559Most Haitians are black and are uncivilized scum. Exercise caution. t. Dominican
>>82066673You brought this shit up out of nowhere, voicing the opposition in angry allcaps won't make you sound like the reasonable one
>>82066673no just reddit go away
Gideon is cute.
wow, this thread sure went south fast and hard. Well done, anons
>>82066701especially when he's in the schutzstaffel uniform.
>>82066704not as bad as the derailment a couple days ago
>>82066277>shilling for your ewe masters
>>82066735Have this for such a shocking twist.
>checking out local showings>the nearby theater is one of those fancy ones with recliners where you reserve your seats>currently no seats taken for Zootopia at 3pmDamn, I think I'm gonna go and bring my Pax. Get absolutely ripped if I'm alone.
>>82066383If it's for the preservation of life, according to you and these corrupt fucks, that's fine.
i wonder what would the real artist of the unedited artwork will feel if xe sees these:>>82065639>>82066513
>>82066704This is pretty tame compared to the last few threads, anon.
>>82066623Could you explain why?
>>82066814I'll take this stuff over the 'Places Judy is most likely to be raped' posts every day of the week.
>>82066804My first Zootopia showing was empty. I was tempted to masturbate.
>>82066834>Places Judy is most likely to be rapedWhere would these places be?
Can we go back to good old husbando/waifu faggotry and shipping characters?Weaselton needs more love.
>>82066850i almost smuggled a cucumber inside the cinema.
So, sequel plot ideas?>FBI-type organization headed by famous rabbit that Judy idealized as a kid comes to Zootopia to invisigate a series of high profile Crimea>turns out he and members of his team are curropt and partiky responsible for the crime>Judy and Nick have proof that the feds are the ones running the criminal ring>>also shipping I guess
>>82065948Although given that racism is so extreme and rampant here, he probably wouldn't even be able to purchase the raw materials. At least, not at a reasonable/profitable price. Thereby forcing him to hustle. Thereby feeding the stereotype. It's a vicious cycle.
>>82066908But Judy was the first ever bunny cop, how can the federal police be led by a bunny?
>>82066850>>82066879Jeez anons that's kinda weird. Still, looking forward to seeing it solo, I just dont plan on masturbating lel.
>>82063352Convert her to islam.
>>82066935First bunny cop in Zootopia. Maybe their are other towns or cities with bunny cops and this cop had government connections that got him his position of authority
Morning /co/ got some time to do a couple of requests.
>>82066996Gideon and Travis being cute husbands.
>>82066704>over half the way down to bump limit>only 60 imagesthat's the problem, we need more cute bunny
>>82066946You don't PLAN on masturbating you sick fuckYou just let it happen naturally
>>82067029Can never have enough cute bunny.
>>82066996nick pointing at his cute ears and looking smug
>>82066996Nick and Fox (Starfox) playing Fox dittoes in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
>>82067029This. We need more bun.
>>82066996judy jumping over nicks face and slam dunking a basketball
>>82067054Star Fox is a shit game with shit characters.All Japanese games are shit.
>>82066862Someone made a detailed list of each burrow and what the likelihood was and what would happen there.More reason to carry a fox tazer at all times.
>>82066862At the church where she and Nick will get married in. Right before their wedding even. Although it's not so much rape as she getting it on with Gideon because she wants to know how to please a fox.
>>82067054wolf is a qt
>>82067078Yeah alright, but Melee bruh.
>>82063735Judy never ate a Pawpsicel. That's a downer
>>82063441I just saw it yesterday, I'm always fashionably late.
>>82066996Gideon and Nick, being bros
>>82066996Clawhauser huging Finnick thinking he is a child or a baby
>>82067095ALL JAPANESE GAMES ARE SHIT
>>82066996Something related to Interstellar
>>82066550That fox on the package is kinda cute. Too bad its probably a racist stereotype in their world
>>82067133>hugingFatties who try to make others fat are the worse. End you're self.
>>82067146It's not a stereotype if it's true.
>>82067133Fatty would probably try to eat him.
>>82065863Yeah I hate how all Chinese people are the same model
Shippers, lulz.In the sequel, Nick is going to have a fox wife and Jude will have a bunny husband. This is Disney here, they'll promote positivity, but not liberality.This sequel/ series will focus on the kids of nick and Judy. Look how fast time jumped through the first movie.Here's the twist! Nick has a daughter and Judy has a son. (Duh, so "original") Now you REALLY get to play with the whole gender/ race role's thing, because Jude is going to want to be a cop like his mom, but Nicky is going to be all "death to toxic masculinity" and try to influence him with the gay as he grows up. Think how the siblings acted in drake and josh, except they'll be combined together and the josh tendencies will make it easy for Nicky to cuck Jude into whatever bullshit she currently has concocted.If this doesn't happen, I will print this post out and eat it.
>>82067146he's wearing a fucking bandit mask and striped criminal shirt
>>82067197That's boring.You're boring.
>>82067091I would like to see this list.
>>82067197Bro we won't be getting a sequel for 3 to 5 years anyway. I'm sure Nick and Judy will be the protags. And of Disney doesn't want to ship them, then >just friends
>>82067235That's what's going to happen. People are boring, so is this film, and that's why everyone likes it.
>>82063352immediately initiate intercourse
>>82063352Pretty sure she would be more freaked out about how some freak animal just popped into existence right in front of her.
>>82064379But why would they pretend to get married to each other to catch a criminal?
>>82067278Teach us your ways, fedora-san.
>>82067346Bait him into attending the wedding, the guests of which are 80% undercover officers?
FINE IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME CUTE I'LL JUST CALL YOU CUTE - YOU'RE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82067014Here ya go man. Had fun with this one!
>>82065213Not true at all. If you're too smart then you aren't allowed to become a cop in America.
>>82064868It actually is a defense to crime if someone forced you to do it with threat of force or harm. That's duress. The gun doesn't even have to be loaded, and there doesn't need to be an actual threat of harm. If you reasonably BELIEVED there was a threat that the person would harm you or your loved ones if you didn't comply with your demadns, then you are innocent -you have Duress as your defense.
>>82067433In tiny podunk towns that don't want their cops getting bored, sure. In big cities? Fuck yeah they hire smart people. Who the fuck do you think they turn into detectives?
>>82067397We still need a version of Judy REEEEEing like we have of Nick.
>>82064209>>82064233Welcome to America, a magical place.
>>82067455Gideon's polecat friend from the beginning.
>>82067197>If this doesn't happen, I will print this post out and eat it.You might as well eat it now
I want to teach nick how to ride a motorcycle for the first time!
>>82063846Make Zootopia Great Again
>>82067364Just go with the easiest answer at all possible points, even if it doesn't make sense. I was taught by women though, so this might not be the way to go.
>>82064517>Zootopia 2 announced>M.A. Larson credited as writer>yfw
i bet nick has a nice butt
>>82067508>implying that's not what Bellwether was trying to do
>>82067508I bet Bellwether would actually vote for Bernie.
>>82067558A horse writer. Has turned everyone into a princess
>>82067541>implying she wasn't doing it purely for personal gain
>>82067452So, I can claim duress against my environment?"These pressures constantly pushed me to murder, your honor. They threatened me with things like failure, homelessness, and loneliness if I didn't take out my competition, so that's exactly what I did."Who's to prove the viability of duress? Couldn't someone threaten you to kill, forcing you to do so, then dissapear, leaving you convicted?
>>82067581Shit, it worked, didn't it?
>>82063352How would she recognize Lamb meat? 1 out of every 350 Mcdonalds burgers is made with human meat and no one notices.
>>82067581>implying removing filthy fucking preds and their immoral ways is not making the city a better place
>>82067621>>>82063352>1 out of every 350 Mcdonalds burgers is made with human meat and no one notices.Excuse me, what?
>>82067590That's the court's job
>>82067568>I bet Bellwether would actually vote for Bernie.I bet Judy would, and think she's being progressive, but Nick would vote Hillary.
>>82067625Now I'm imagining bellwether say "filthy fucking preds" in her scratchy little voice in jail. Tickles my fancy.
>>82067672oh my god this is painful
>>82067659Why would Nick, who has been a crook and scammed people for personal gain, vote for someone who does the exact same?
>>82067672>>82067647Look up the 2007 commission report by Daniels and Hoffman
>>82063506He literally says "made from the fur of a skunk's butt".
>>82067659Nick and Judy are decent people, they'd have no choice but to vote for Trump.
>>82067590Duress is something someone else has to do against you, not an environment. It applies to a direct threat - someone reasonably making you believe that if you didn't do the crime, they would harm you or a loved one. The thing is that it doesn't matter whehter they actually COULD harm you. Like if they claimed they had your mother and would kill her if you didn't rob a bank, but your mother was actually safe and sound and they had no idea where your mom was - As long as you reasonably believed they had your mother (with no way of confirming that she was safe), you could still use duress as a defense for robbing the bank because you reasonably believed that if you didn't do it, mom would die. And if someone threatened to kill you, and then "disappeared", you'd still need to claim you were threatened as your defense in court. It would be up to your defense attorney to prove that you were threatened. The Prosecution has to prove you did the crime (which in this case would likely already be proven). It's up to the Defense to prove that you aren't liable through a defense (such as duress or self-defense).
>>82067732Oh no you don't, faggot. You just claimed that the largest food chain on the face of the planet has been secretly cannibalizing people and nobody has noticed, not even the vultures in the media. You don't get away with a "Google it". Link your sources or shut your face.
>>82067658I thought it was your job to prove your own innocence, not the courts. That's how it was any time I've been there.What I love about american justice is that in the absense of evidence, someone can still be convicted and sentenced. Guilt is about acknowledgement, and if they can get you to feel bad about whatever they're charging you with, they win.
>>82067768What the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>82067713I was just making a joke about how while Bernie panders to BLM, Hillary actually gets the Black vote, but yeah, I guess she is a bit of a smug fox con artist.
>>82067590threat of failure, homelessness, etc. isn't necessarily enough. Duress requires "any unlawful threat or coercion used to induce someone to act in a way they otherwise would not, or to induce someone to not act in a way they otherwise would."Essentially, the key to the defense is you have to prove that, if it weren't for the threat, you woudn't have committed the crime. IE "I neer would have robbed the store if that guy hadn't threatened me and told me he'd kill em if I didn't." If they can prove you would have robbed it anyway had the guy or threat never existed, your defense is shit.
>>82066246id wear that shit like cologne
>>82067815>Nick tells Judy's parents the good news.
>>82067744Yes, which could mean "barber's trash".
>>82067787Hauser confirmed Bulldozer
>>82067815>"Hey there Nick, how's Judy doing lately?"
>>82067706The hell is painful about a gif image?
>>82067815Was I the only one who thought that saw a shit joke?
>>82067197Someone screencap this. Because he is going to eat some delicious paper
>>82067865That's not the joke in this scene. The sloths reaction to it is.
>>82067865The joke wasn't really meant to be funny anon
>>82067813The loopholes of law.
>>82067811It's the other way around. Burden of Proof is on the Prosecution, not Defense, at least in American law. You don't have to prove your innocent. The court has to prove your guilt, beyond a reasonable doubt.By "the courts" I believe anon meant the whole system. In this case, it's the Prosecution's responsibility to prove you committed the crime. IF that's proven, it's then the Defense's responsibility to prove that even if you committed the crime, you can't be held liable or punished for it, because you have a Defense (that's where duress, self-defense, insanity, etc. come in - it's you/your attorney admitting you did commit the crime, but because of certain circumstances the crime was excused or justified, and thus you don't deserve to be punished.)
>>82067876The pregnant joke>>82067881>>82067890Ok good, just making sure my sense of humour isn't shit.
>>82067493>I want to teach nick how to ride a me for the first time!
>>82067811Innocent until proven guilty, at least in the US
Who's fucking ready for Disney Guy to deliver today?
>>82067052Thanks for the request! Got time for one more.
>>82067901I think he's talking about plee bargains. You can confess to a crime there's no evidence you committed.
>>82063898They're farmers, so most of their children are just extra labor.Hell, Judy is probably one of the few, or even the first member of their family to do something other than get married, start popping out kids and scratch dirt for a living after highschool.
>>82067946Judy mad asf at Nick and he's scared of her pls
>>82067946Nick blushing when someone tells him they love him.
>>82067946Stu holdong a shotgun to nick with pregnant judy in the background.
>>82067838You say, "if they can prove it".How could someone prove someone was going to commit a crime before they do it? Gonna arrest all of us on suspicion, because we're talking about it?Or should I be arrested, since this could be taken and premeditation?
>>82067865It was. The point was that Nick was delaying Judy and pulled a shitty quick joke, and the sloths found the shitty joke funny, which delayed Judy more.
>>82067995Anon who works at dinde wurl was assaulted by some autist
>>82067997Seconding, shotgun wedding is a neccesary fanart
>>82067995He basically said that the anon that raped his co-worker about a week or two ago came back and raped him (I assume its the same person). He said he's timestamp him with a part of his suit as well as maybe some of the security footage.
Is this movie any better in RealD 3D or should I wait and see the 2D showing later?
>>82064118Half of it
>>82068034Sexual assault, not rape.
>>82067946prison bellwether, in any context
>>82068047Actually I guess I'm a bit retarded because rape and sexual assault are the same thing, nevermind.
>>82068035Go 3D for them DETAILSDidn't have a chance to see it in 3D and I wish I did
>>82067901Shit, sorry. I've been going on and on, forgetting New Jersey is pike the Switzerland of law in the US, and that's where I was dealing with such a shitty version of justice where its the other way around and they try to work the defendants like cattle.
>>82068004>shitty joke>insulting Nick and his joke telling prowess Anon, don't make me put a boot up your ass.
>>820680353d is a fucking meme just watch it in 2d
>>82067376Why would a criminal get baited into going to their wedding tho? What could poasibly be there that he would want?
>>82068089This. There's no need for the 3D. If you want find an RPX showing, or whatever it's called.It's like ultra HD. Looks pretty good and no sunglasses needed like 3D.
>>82067458What, you mean like this?<--
>>82068085It's funny because it was a shitty joke. That was the point.Nick would be disappointed in you, fampai
>>82068110Maybe be doesn't know its Nick and Judy? Thinks it's a friend of his wedding, or a business partner?>>82068111I don't ship them at all but that is cute asf tbhfam
>>82067997So is the shotgun just incidental, 'cause I imagine Nick would need much encouragement?
>>82068158Not him but I would imagine it being pregnant Judy with Nick at their wedding, Nick looking nervous as Stubis behind him holding a shotgun to his back. In this scenario, yeah, it would be to "encourage" Nick (unless I'm reading the scenario wrong other anon)
>>82067659Nah, I'd imagine Nick doesn't give a shit and sees all politicians as the scum they are. I know Bateman is a Berniefag, but Nick just doesn't seem like he trusts anyone and would probably just skip out on voting altogether. Judy I definitely see being a Bernie supporter though -- naive and thinking she's doing the right thing, but in actuality is no better than everyone else and doesn't realize until the end that ideals and reality don't often mesh well together.
So isn't Zootopia opening around now in Japan? Any predictions as to how much it'll make there this weekend?
>>82068204Judy might drag Nick along though.
>>82068143>Nick would be disappointed in youPlease don't make jokes like that. It hurts...
>>82068158Nick was a shifty loner most of his life. He'll have some commitment issues.
>>82068158Why not make it so that it's a bunny being forced to marry and Nick in the background looking smug?
>>82068206I wanted there to be more of this.
>>82067946Gazelle dancing with Nick
>>82068223Nah, he'd act like he's giving in and go in to vote but in actuality would write in 'Dees Nuts' and vote for them.
>>82068239Shit, I thought it opened the 22nd.
>>82064148I would of liked it better of nick stayed a hustle man and worked as "THAT" undercover agent type of person who police go to for a situation for the need of information.
>>82068256Eh, your probably right.
>>82068228If he can make it through police academy he can marry the bunny.
>daytime zootopia threads are bestMAUL IT
>>82067850has anyone asked rich or byron about this? not that it's significant but it'd be cool if we could have some kind of explanation. you don't just drop a joke about skinning someone's ass or something without any explanation in a world like this. it would still be weird and i'm sure the most painful thing to have your entire ass waxed as an animal. >>82068264i would've liked it better if he stayed with finnick ;_;also i'm freeee
>>82064148Nick had desired honest employment, when he tried to be honest in his childhood he was bullied for it, so the hope fizzled out. Judy's presence has allowed him to redeem himself and rekindled his desire to be employed in a position of integrity.
>>82068291That was 6 months at the Academy. Not comparable
>>82068228Nah not at all. Deep down he's soft and just looking for someone for support. Look at him when Judy was at the press conference, his heart broke. If anything he would be almost clingy; a breakup would fuck him up
>>82064148>makes 200 dollars>Finnick only gets 40I think he was exaggerating, plus all the other reasons
>anons not understanding why Nick became a police
>>82068291This to be honest. He wouldn't go through ~9 months of police academy for (mostly) Judy's sake if he had commitment issues.
>>82068324>tfw no clingy Nick bf
>>82067112People who edit their screencaps like this need to be sent to the gulags.
>>82068324>someone would actually break up with Nick Who could be such a heartless monster?
>>82068340>implying it wasn't just to love the bunny>>82068355I like these kinds of screen caps
Well /co/ I'm on viewing two in the theater right now it's clawhauser intro
>>82068436That's a strange way of spelling sad
>>82059616Jesus christ. Don't you guys ever get tired of discussing this fucking movie' It was good ok but why do you need a thread every fucking time
>>82068380I kinda want a heartbroken Nick. He tries his best to please you. Bringing you gifts and flowers, calling every night, and stalked you. Call me a sick puppy, but i found it romantic.
>>82068434Don't use your phone in the theater you degenerate.Unless you stepped out just to post this, in which case what the fuck is wrong with you, get back in there.
>>82068456>waaahhhh stop talking about things I don't care about
>>82068412>Nick comes up with ever more elaborate scams in order to dress finnick up in cute dresses.
>>82068456>why do people like what i don't likejust let us be autists alone plz
>>82068473Posting in the theater like a degenerate didn't forget just don't care
>>82068479That's great. Who did that?
>>82068479Oooh who did that? Looks well made. Very nice.
>>82068480i approveand i need more art of this
>>82068479BOY you better fucking source us
>>82068479Damn that's awesome.
I'm going to try to create a Judy tulpa. Wish me luck guys, HUZZAH
>>82066908>High profile Crimea
>>82068456Japan's about to get the movie. I'm personally just waiting for their reception, fanart, and updated BO earnings.
>>82067976>>82067994Thanks for the fun you guys! Gonna see if I can find some time tonight to hop back in. Thanks for the requests!
>>82068466>Judy breaks up with Nick and he comes to you in tears asking for comfortWat do?
>>82068554>making a tulpa>making a tulpa of a character2 stikes senpai
>>82068479I hope Byron and Rich sees this. I think they'd be happy.
>>82068588Looks like it's rabbit stew for dinner
>>82068554>guaranteed repliesokay but if you're serious, fucking don't, they can mess you up
>>82068588>implying he'd let it show
>Went to see Zootopia with a friend Tuesday afternoon>Only other person in theater was an old lady
>>82068667That's happening right now.>help me
>>82068554Have fun getting killed by a malformed imaginary incarnation of a cartoon bunny.
>>82068554Good luck with that schizophrenia, anon
>>82068588> Opens door finding a sad distraught fox.> Asked what happen> Felt shocked and told him to come in> Offers him a place to crash and some beer> Talk to him all night, sympathizing him.> Assured him everythings gonna be alright. Giving him a warm smile.> Let him crash at my place for the night.> Next morning, made him breakfast before he goes to work.Pretty standard break up procedures in my book.
>>82068588Welcome him with open arms and ask him to move in with me.
>>82068599>NichIs it really that hard?
>>82068628Can they? I mean if it's true, you would expect a tulpa to not want to destory jts hoat because that would just kill itself too.
i saw the movie again yesterday and there were only 2 other guys who were by themselves i wonder if they lust over the smug fox too
>>82068667I kind of wonder what it's like to be old these days. They've seen the full birth and development of modern society and all its aspects such as the internet, computing, and SUPER FUCKING DETAILED FUR ANIMATION
>>82068734Too bad that don't come here and see how we use that tech to jack each other off over our fantasies to fugg a fictional character
>>82068204But the ideals are worth pursuing because they are beautiful in their unattainability. Why can't Judy selfishly pursue selflessness?
>>82068730Just bros being bros
>>82068421I really want to see more pining from Nick/Judy
Why didn't Nick just pay a random elephant 40 dollars to buy the jumbo pop for him?
>>82068805Then he'll only make 160 bucks that day.
>>82068724There was a guy who posted on /mlp/ about a tulpa who would not stop screaming and made his ears ring and shti
The lack of new content is really starting to get to these threads though, we might be dead until the 23rd
>>82068805>get pop for forty bucksOr>get pop for freeHmmmmm...
>>82068865>induce schizophrenia on yourself>get surprised when you exhibit schizophrenic symptomsWonder what he did to make it do that.
>>82068823>>82068894That would be offset by not needing to pay Finnick to play a baby.
>>82068889There's plenty of discussion happening, what are you on about?
>>82068819>posting fox dicksCan you knot?
>>82068889well, some people get banned for content so it's not really a big surprise there's not a whole lot of content producers
>>82068924god damn it Carlos
>>82068929>not just reporting it and moving onI ended up with a warning in that thread a few days ago for raging at a porn poster.
What animals would their Zootopia counterparts be?
>>82068921Finnick gets a cut regardless.
>>82068819can y'all knock that shit off with the posting of nasties
>>82068889Dude, people just discussed the law, police stuff, and something about Judy's actions toward the end of the movie.
That made me realize how I don't know anything about knots and animal genitalia, and I don't think I want to know now.Anyway, did that handwriting discussion a couple of threads ago go anywhere?
>All those unused storiesAnd they only get screened to the creators. Fuck man, I'm mad jelly.
>>82069072I know, right!? I'd kill to see those scripts and screenings. 5 fucking years of development, there's gotta be so many drafts of Zootopia. I like the architecture and areas that are shown in the early concept art. I didn't feel like the final product showed us much of the unique areas in the world
>>82069072There's so many god damn rabbits in there. I want to know how a rabbit society works in Zootopias world? Is there a matriarch of the colony? Is there a season where the females are allowed to produce more offspring? Are marriages arranged? Whats the plan when the population is too much?
>>82067397>angry judyThat's even cuter
>All the cut Tundratown material>Entire shock collar storyboards gone>Morris removed>Koslov's role minimized>don't even go to the sahara districtFuck my shit right up, and Disney sits on IPs like no other. We're not getting cannon media from them any time soon.
>>82069395Just wait for the sequel fampai
>>82069456>frozen getting a sequel>WiR getting a sequel
>>82069395The naturalist club was in Saharah Square. It's also where Nick melts ice pops.
>>82069456>Fantasia>Rescuers>Frozen>Wreck it Ralph
>>82067732No report found
>reading up Holocene extinction event>assumed it was just because of pollution and shit>mass extinction of large land animals all around the world coincided with the arrival of humans>mfw humans were capable of destroying entire species even before civilization This is mostly my inner edgelord speaking but I'd loved seeing some fancontent about Zootopia animals trying to even just comprehend a visit/invasion of humans
>>82069072>>82069166I fucking love animated movies like this that go through so many drafts and so many years of development. They always have a shit ton of concept art and stuff, and thank god for the internet making so much of it accessible for this movie. It's fun to piece together how it's evolved from what we've seen.
>>82069604Did you think the "Floatzen 2" in the movie was just a joke? It parodied all the actual upcoming disney movies (as well as some from the recent past).
>>82069705Humans gotta eat somehow.>>82069739Disney movies always has subtle hints for the next movie. So yeah, its probably gonna happen.
>Tfw we won't get a sequel before 2020>There are anons that will die before then>You might be one of them
>>82069705Well, it's one thing conquering rhinos, tigers and elephants with rhino, tiger and elephant intelligence, and another thing conquering rhinos, tigers and elephants with human intelligence.
>>82069808Then I can run around with my fox husbando in heaven.
>>82069781>Disney movies always has subtle hints for the next movie. So yeah, its probably gonna happen.I think that's just Pixar
>>82069862Furries don't go to heaven
>>82069833And don't forget seemingly above human level technology (though possibly not weapons technology?)
>>82069880they yiff in hell!
>>82069781It's not just about food, maybe they wanted to make sure those fucking giant tigers didn't come to the tribe home. Also, intelligent animals tend to be vicious fuckers, like dolphins and chimps.>>82069833Aside that, humans have some of the best stamina among animals, and our sight is pretty top tier compared to most other things. The oldest hunting method is running after things until they fall over from exhaustion.
>>82069808That's rather dark anon. We don't know yet when we could die. For the time being, lets enjoy the movie and its fan content. Who knows, sometime fan contents turns canon.
'm about to be arrested for buying weed where I shouldn't have.Goodbye /co/, I love you guys. it's been real. The cops are literally about to be in the room.I'm so fucking scared.
>>82069914Hell doesn't sound so bad if you just make love to your furry waifus and husbundos. At least you're spending time together, eternally.
>>82069936>sometime fan contents turns canon.When has that ever happened?
>>82069959Tell your cellmates about your bunny waifu
>>82069959This shit turned fucking fast.Good luck, anon.
>>82069959It's just weed, unless you've got fucking tons of it, it's not like there's any chance of you actually going to jail, calm down anon.>>82070000checked
>>82069959See you, space cowboy.Where the fuck do you live?
>>82069959serves you right queeri hope you get a carrot up your ass in jail
>>82069988Agh. I know the answer but its slipping out. God dammit i cant remember. Was it MLP? Its something kids show.
>>82070046>ywn drop the soap in front of Nick
>>82069959>he got hustled
>>82069988Plenty of times:http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AscendedFanon