>"As if the answer to all your problems will fall right out of the sky!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5gy1r11MNMExcuse the pone at the end, it's the only decent video I could find.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!
>big, hairy, and pink>bring it around town>well think again>AIN'T NOTIN'
>>81720561I love the young people
>Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
>>81719938This better happen (It won't, Hussie can't be this good) : Karkat vs LE: Rematch. What changes? Karkat ties Clover to his back. It works on every level.
>>81719938>"Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if SOME people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws."
>SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, DO YOU MIND?!?!?
Lets get naked!>Nah, we'll save that for when we're sellin' real estate...Also the entire speech by the fish in the full body cast.
Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?
>>81719938BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>81719938I enjoy that quote It is a very intelligent critique of the outdated practice known as prayer.
Are you feelin it now Mr. Krabs?
Everything from Bubble Buddy
GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!
TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS
Take it easy, it's just a drawing
>>81721363Good line, anon
>>81721224do you not remember the episode
>>81721224>Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?
>>81721363/co/ has a lot to learn from this
>I wonder if a fall from this height could kill me.
90% of Nasty Patty>We interrupt this laughter at other people's expense for a breaking story>Can I panic now?>What about the bo-BOTTLES OF SODA>I thought you were out back, taking care of that SHOVEL>Shallow Grave Road>Ice is just a myth!>He wears hair curlers to bed!>Patties at half price! (well not really)And my favorite:>The dark deed you have requested is done.
YOU MUST ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR FREE FORM JAZZ
>Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at my house, driving me crazy! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!Also love this one>>81721483Both largely because of delivery, although the former is just great hearing Spongebob go manic.
>"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma">Cuts to milk spilling
>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!
>>81719938 I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>81721959>the perfume section
Hmmm, poised, confident, and a smile that says, "Hello world! May I take your order?"
>>81720900Same Episode>Look Patrick it's a baby scallop. He can't even fly yet>What's the matter is he stupid?
>>81721703>The dark deed you have requested is done>>81721893>Listen, you crustaceous cheapskateAlso my favorites, especially the second one since it's always great to see spongebob get genuinely mad
>>81722121>At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.This is always the kicker. The ridiculousness of heart attacks putting him to sleep always makes me laugh
>When I die, you stay away from my funeral
>Property of Sandy Cheeks
>You promised these children Krabby the Clown, but all I saw out there was... Cheapy the Cheapskate!
>Leww-zer, Leww-zer.>"Hey, I think I've heard this call before">"I bet you have"
>>81722929>Cheapy the Cheapskate!Always makes me chuckle
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how stupid they really are...>drools
>Just do what I do when I have problems... SCREAM
>>81722929>>81723001Both of these are sold entirely by the perfect delivery
Rev up those krabby patties
>>81721309That close up was creepy kek
>>81721893I love it when Spongebob is genuinely and rightfully mad like the time when he cursed out Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff.
>That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
>THE SECRET FORMULA, IS->instant cut to commercial break
>WE WILL BURY YOU!
"WE'RE NOT CAVEMEN, SPONGEBOB, we have technology"!*grabs computer and smashes painted dollar
>>81723273Why doesn't he get mad anymore? It sucks
>>81723189>Arghagagag, for a second there, I mistook you for a threat! But you're just a dirty little man. SO LONG SHRIMP!
Next you must acquire a taste for FREE FORM JAZZ
>MOTHER OF PEARL!! FIRE ON THE POOP DECK
"Can You Spare a Dime" is fucking golden.>That's two things in this house that WOOON'T WOOOORK
>>81722357still quote it to this day
>OH MY GOSH, A FLYING SHOPPING LIST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>He's almost a quarter of the way there...Great Snail Race is such an underrated episode
>I haven't said two words to the guy!>"Hiii!, I'm Spongebob!"
>>81723621I think what makes this ever better is how shitty a cutaway gag it is. It's self aware of how awful the joke is, which makes it EVEN BETTER A SECOND TIME!
>Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
>>81723273>We're not talking about this, or this, or thiiis. We're talking about THIIIS
>>81723621>fred loathing his existence on the right
>Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
>>81721309Whaaat? It's just an ordinary Krabby--OH MY GOODNESS
>did you try setting it to Wumbo?
>>81723532Just saw this episode the other night. Laughed my ass off with my siblings at all the gags. I almost forgot about that scene where he had to wear the maid uniform, and he was just naked at the back
>Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for me?
>>81723844the story of my life
>Spongebob, that's the guy who stole your ice cream! Tell him off!>Hey, that's my ice cream!>Yes, now let him have it!>You can have it
>Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma.
>>81723189Why is this screenshot so fucking funny?
>>81720909fuck off homestuck
SQUIDWARD SMELLS G O O D
>>81721309Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
>PRETEND TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE
>>81723753I do enjoy when people use this line at certain moments.I don't have a favorite quote, but my friends and I say a bunch of different lines in a average basis
"What could be better than serving up smiles?!""Being dead. Or anything else!"
"Patrick, I don't know how to tell you this, but our friend Squidward is... *sob* He's pushing up daisies!""Oh good, I thought he was dead!"
>>81721221>Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates!
>>81722645fucking legendary scene
>>81721959"Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches."
>>81725564>No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Good luck, Squiddie! I hope the audience brought lots of... Ibuprofen.
>I was one of the beautiful people...
>But I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet?>Did I say that? No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
>Invisible Spray!>But I can see it
>Don't be intimidated Squidward, try to imagine him in his underwear>OH NO HE'S HOT
"Hello Patrick, lovely [dolphin whistle] day we're having, isn't it." Though the entirety of Sailor Mouth is fantastic, the voice actors probably had a fun time recording that one.
"We're just using our Spicy Sentence Enhancers!"
Composite materials, composite materials.....
>>81719938>Too bad that didn't kill me.
....... this is ADVANCED darkness!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier!
"No, Patrick, horseradish isn't an instrument either."
>>81725796>that religious friend you had who's mom wouldn't let him watch Nickelodeon anymore because of that episode.
>waaah but daddy, I don't like pistachio>if you didn't want pistachio then WHY DID YOU ORDER IT
>>81726121There are parents who got triggered by spongebob dolphin noises? Really?
>When the 3rd Spongebob movie comes out in 2019, there will be adults going to see it who are younger than the show itself
>>81726169Honestly his mom was and probably still is pretty fucking crazy.
>>81726169I know my mom hates SpongeBob because it gives "gay vibes"
>>81726429Well it does nowadays... but regardless.
>>81726429I'd hate for her to see some other shows we have these days...Related, here's a fan edit of that show coupled with the F.U.N. song. Creator is quite talented and even interned at a major studio because of these videos, so you know it's well made.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoPj094gLDI
>>81726306There's going to be another spongebob movie?
>>81726701It's in pre-production right now.
"Questions are a danger to you and a burden to others."
>You see this? This is science.
You don't even know talent!NO TALENT NO TALENT NO TALENT
>>81721224>Oh please, I have no soul.
>>81721224and because Squidward is a godless faggot that's why is life is shit.
>>81725617>Oh, so know the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!
you had to kill himthe boy CRIES you a sweater of tearsand you kill him
>GOLD TEAM RULES
>>81725740Love that one
>>81723365Oh, man, I forgot about this.
>>81723723>Oh no! That's THREE!
"We're like brothers, only closer.
>AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
>Spongebob, where's my order>Did you look under the tray
>MY NAMES... NOT... RIIIIIIIICK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1BA8xN_cpM>Bow down before the awesome might of... this huge guy who's carrying the real contestant: Patrick Star!
>ICE? THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY ICE, ICE IS JUST A MYYYYYYTH
Are YOU Squidward?That's okay take your time.
>>81721483This was the best use of this quote I've seen in awhile and I hate the reddit meme. Thank you anon.
It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
KEEP GOING. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. AAAAAAND stop.
Insulting a man's ship.. be worse than insulting his mother.
He's just standing there.. menacingly.
>>81722645That entire episode was GOAT.
>KRUSTY KRAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAA>AAAAAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA YEAH YEAH>FOR YOU AND..
>>81726156No joke, because of that line, my little sibling tried pistachio and it's her god damn favorite flavor now.
>>81726610>it's gay nowadaysIt's always been gay, that was the joke.
Too many great ones, but this never fails to have me falling out of my seat. Another one sold by the deliveryhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=oEiXuOf62-o
>Oh, they're not homemade. They were made in a factory! A bomb factory.>They're bombsIt still kills me every time
>>81723532>"What are you trying to say?"
uh, I can explain
WHAT! YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT!
>Go>Away>SpongebobIt was the pauses in-between that sells it.
>"Who you callin' Pinhead?"
>>81723189Squidward where are you!? Shield me with your forehead!
>>81726693Get back to your containment board faggot
>Wait! I have an idea.>Really? What is it?>Let's leave!
>>81733738It's the way he says "Let's leave" This show really has good delivery, damn.
>>81732280>it's not just a bouldersniff>it's a rock
WHO TOUCHED MY THERMOSTAT!!
>>81733899>Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!>Patrick, are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling?
>>81721119I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE EAVESDROPPING
>>81733622He didn't post MLP.
>>81734713No but it's just as bad
E.V.I.L.Every Villain IsLemons
beep boop bop boop boop beep?
"Ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for me to catch.""Say it.""There isn't anything-""Ain't nothin'!""AIN'T NOTHIN', too big or too ornery for you to catch!"
>>81735817>Oh, this is the....tongue, and...the whole thing is...the worm...>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>81735172Nah man, you're thinking of boop boop bop beep beep bop boop boop bop.
>>81735983>not beep boop boop beep?>bop?>beep?>BOOP BOOP BOP!
>Hey look Squidward, we forgot to flip the sign from closed to open! It's almost like we could've take the whole day off, dyhahahaha!
>heaven at last... Oof! >I've seen more alert people in a retirement home>Oh, which way to the Living without a brain seminar, don't be late>I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life! >squints>this town is great!
>Hey, Squidward, wanna play?
Can someone post about spongebob oc characters
>>81737831>Are you sure?
>Mrs. Puff needs fine jewelry! >Not that fine!
>Check it out!>Two ordinary Krabby Patties!>But when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ, they become...>A ONE WAY TICKET TO PAIN!
At least I still have my personality
>What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?>Oh I know! TWO giant paint bubbles!>Patrick>Yeah Spongebob>I don't think this bubble can get much bigger>Nonsense!
>"you can't do this to me Mr. Plankton! If you think I'll stand out there all day, listening to-">Spongebob blathering >"then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!"
>She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison.
>>81738359>I like it here! These are my people!4chan.jpg
>Pearl:oh cmon spongebob, you didn't ruin the whole night >spongebob : *incomprehensible crying *>Pearl: actually it was pretty funny when you threw punch on Judy's hair>Spongebob : *more crying *>Pearl: cmon>Spongebob : *barely comprehensible * can I keep the wig? >Pearl: "fine, you can keep the wig" >Spongebob : "then what are we waiting for!"
>Oh no! I've seen this in the movies! First you hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards! Then you leave my brains and body for the buzzards! >That's disgusting. We just want the hat back.
>GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! Dyahaha, now you try squidward. >THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD! >Oh, good one.
>>81738757Ho ho! How's your sister?
>>81731151>No, no, no it was his mother you said dirty, not his ship.
MAKE POSES WITH ME
>>81738456Now in gif form
>>81740877>Orange is the new black.gif
You messed up my dollar!rama!
>>81722645>Oh, it tickles but it's worth it!
ARE YOU READY KIDS?!
>>81720561came here to post this
>Rev up those Oven! Cause I sure am hungry for-HELP! HELP! >MY LEG!
>>81725256>This award comes presented to Squidward...TORTELlINI?!I use that whenever eating tortellini
"What is it Peterson?" "I'm not sure, I feel... a disturbance." The little gags with random background fish are some of the best.
>what happened to mr. Puff? >she doesn't like to talk about it
>"Pink one is right. Tell ya what, you give me back my sock, and I'll give you... three wishes!">"Make it five.">"Four.">"Three. Take it or leave it.
>"Spongebob, my legs are frozen solid. You''ll have to cut them off with a saw!"
I can'tThis show used to be legit funny. Like, fucking gut busting. WHYYYYYYYYY
>>81745628I cantI ALREADY SAWED OFF MY OWN ARMS
>are you a magician? Once I met this magician, and he did this thing... Anyway, at the end, he told us, if you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams will come true>errrrraaaagh! I can't take it!
>"Are you Squidward?"....>"It's OK, take your time."
Crazy how we all know all of these quotes by heart.I wonder why the Spongebob quotes were so memorable.
>>81746809Because it was a good fucking show
>>81746809because they're funny Thats all it is, good execution and humor makes for a memorable show
>Oh cheer up Squid, it could be worse>Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose
>>81726306I'm still impressed someone took the time to shop so many spongebob title cards and make this meme.
>>81721224why is everyone so triggered by this? He's right you know, it is a criticism of religion.
>>81733352That face terrified me as a kid.
>>81725651holy shit is that what he said?i never got that till now, 10 years later
>>81734485WELL HOW RUDE OF SOME PEOPLE
He burnt my shake!
>I hope his hands aren't dirty!
>>81725796>There's a tape of them all swearing somewhere in the Nick archives and we'll never hear it
Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
>I am a robot not a miracle worker.
>>81740877>Gloves with fingersI shouldn't find this as funny as I do.
>>81747914When I was a kid I was never sure if the dolphin noises were supposed to be bleeps censoring the swears, or if the dolphin noises were actually supposed to be considered swear words for aquatic creatures.
>>81725960This comes up like every other session of D&D.
>Does THIS look unsure to you
>>81748091they're swearsBecause dolphins are subhuman trash taking our women
>>81747914not much but herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtAOD96RXPE
>>81723316That fucked with me so hard for so long
>GET IT PAT! GET IT, GET IT, NOOOOOO
>>81724051that one was gold too
>>81723189Why does he wear the mask?
A minor one, but a damn good one from an underrated episode:>And there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums in the world!>Dude, you're teaching art at a rec center, calm down.
>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ITS THE APPETIZER!!!!Every god damn time I die laughing
>>81747784>With these spiky cleats, anything is possible!
>>81751109>I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!
>>81751109This was way more disturbing than the toenail.
>>81723532>You know why? Because when I need a job done I get someone with a job to do THAT JOB!
>>81725796Did he just say--
If I'm luck, some of Mr. Tentacles talent will rub off on me!
>>81743965Peterson is such an asshole.
>>81750659That is a pretty underrated episode in my opinion. The art collector in gold.>I call this one "Bold and Brash". >More like "Belongs in the Trash"!
>>81745628>>81745979Just fucking laughed reading this shit. Christ, I need to watch this show again.
>>81730287>I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!https://youtu.be/rsVQfx4DcwY>TOO LATE!
>So now... every... What day is it?>Tuesday.>Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!
>>81751340I don't know why but I can't forget this line. I always remember it every now and then.
>I know a lot about head injuries, believe...
>>81752224>And... the walls will ooze green slime!
>>81747321IbproufenIts a headache painkiller like acetometamin or however its spelled
>>81752386>Wait that always happens
>>81730945"I told you he was onto us"
>>81752416My mom though this show was dumb, but she laughed so hard at that line because she wasn't expecting that word to be used in a children's showShe's the reason I knew what Ibuprofen was at a young age
And everyone PRETENDS to LIKE the fruitcake!
>You used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT! That wasn't very nice.
>>81752920"So long the old announcer quit and they had the hire a new one."
What kind of old lady are you?!
OH NOITS FAWFUL'S BUSINESS RIVALMASTER POKEY
>>81753003>Pie-ratesI never realized that beforeThat's amazing
Focusing...BACK UP JACK
>>81752041>Between you and me, I'm not wearing socksMe and my friends use those quote all the time for some reason
>>81752416>>81752792This is why I really liked Spongebob. It never felt like it was especially dumbed down for kids.
>Those guys are dorks>Yes but they're my dorksThe Dutchman was a god-tier side character
>I'll show you sub-species!
>Patrick are you ok?>FINLAND
>KICKING?! OH I WANNA DO SOME KICKING!!
>>81750412It's part of his plan
>You know Spongebob. The babes and the big chair are great. But the best thing about being a lifeguard is knowing you're the only thing between these good people... >GO GO GO GO GO>And a watery grave...
>there are people who don't think I Had an Accident is the GOAT episode
Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.
>>81755062Why is that one blue guy in a bikini?
>If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
>>81753159As an archaeologist, I was just realizing how much this speaks to me earlier today.
>Squidwards always been there for us when it was convenient for him!
Not a quote, but fuck is it memorable:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SPXRhkotY
>>81719938>Spongebob: Patrick, your genius is showing!>Patrick: WHERE?> [covers his shorts]
>>81721703I say>[x] is just a myth!!>The dark deed you have requested is doneon a regular basis. This episode is integral to my identity at this point.
>>81753293Or, as we call it, it CRUKstomer.
Spongebob poops go well with Spongebob threads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94hpyejTP2w
> come on what am I paying you for? > you don't pay us, we're not even real> we're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify an abstract concept of thought> one more crack like that and you're outta here!> No! Please I have three kids!!I can't believe this one wasn't here yet, I didn't understand how funny it was until I got older
>>81748678>he went that way, in a really small carlmao
>>81741428>Spongebob, what are you doing?>Oh, you know, just hanging around.>Boo!Here's one I'm surprised I haven't already seen:>I'm ugly and I'm proud!>Is that what he calls it?
>Don't touch me, I'm sterile!>I seen this on the late show!>Leedle, leedle, lee!
>"If you won't leave me alone, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!"
We need to have a spongebob night where we all watch a spongebob stream together.
>>81758488>Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
>That hat makes you look like a girl.>Am I a pretty girl?>Oh, well, um... you're... you're beautiful.
Any webm requests /co/?
>>81759592Doodlebob erasing Spongebob's buttcrack
>>81758553>[security barges in] WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!?>YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!(Nuptial March)>Did you reunited our heroes?>No... But I'm married.God, how I love that episode.
It was the delivery that always made the good Spongebob lines god tier. Say what you want about it but the voice actors kill it every time.
>Squidward! You and your nose will NOT fit in! >Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club! Welcome Squidward welcome Squidward welcome Squidward -
>How could anyone have fun with a jellyfish?https://youtu.be/EUfe27pdbEQ
>>81759651Mr krabs get grabbed and choked by spongebob
Will I ever get married?
>>81725491I actually teach little kids, and sometimes as a challenge they have to have me do a simple activity using only literal phrases, like putting on my glasses or opening a jar. I sometimes say this just to say who will get it.
>>81761908How many kids got the reference?
>>81759011Tfw I have the first 3 seasons in a box set. Best purchase I've ever made. I'd do it but I haven't used a computer since 2010
>>81759011That could be fun, but I don't have the stream-making know-how. Or the episodes.
>>81759911>>81760092What a great episode
"The Boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him."
>>81725491The lid, the lid the lid the lidlidlidldildilddlidlidlidlidldidlidliFREEZE
>>81719938>"Dude! We're falling right out of the sky!!"
I don't even know how to write this out, but the noise Squidward makes in utter disbelief is fucking hysterical.
Whatever doesn't kill you... usually succeeds on the second attempt
>Sandy: I heard that!! No one's going anywhere until we find SpongeBob!>The Gold Team Rules guy: Uh... uh, wait! *picks up a fish* Uh, here he is!>Sandy: That ain't SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square!>*muscle fish shapes him into a square*>Fish: I'm ready! I'm ready!>Sandy: No you ain't!Sandy's inflection on that line is perfect.
>>81721308YEAH SHAKE IT!shake that bubble butt!!
>tfw much prefer the ending song to Jellyfish Jam instead of the rave song but can never find a high quality rip of that since everyone just remembers the rave
PLANKTON1% EVIL99% HOTGAS
>Barnacles, Patrick what did you eat?>Some roast beef, chicken, pizza...>No I mean just this morning>...some roast beef, chicken, pizza
Seeing this thread I just ask... What went horribly wrong with the series?
>NO NO MR. KRABS DON'T LOOK IT'S A TRICK!
If I were to die right now due to the carelessness of friend, that'd just be okay.
>>81767165Was that rave song original to Spongebob? No way.All these years I thought it was that song from Space Jam that started with "Ya'll Ready for This?">>81767334>Chickens existing underwater
>>81719938Gold Team rules!
>>81767479It's not. It's stock musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMI
>>81725491>Okay Patrick pick up the jar>Patrick that's a pickle.>Yes.
>>81766579Agreed. It always gets me how quickly she responds with the "No you ain't"
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
>>81746809Because they're funny, have good comedic timing, and the show was great overall. It's the same reason people can quote the old episodes of the Simpsons all day. Unfortunately both shows are also similar in that they limped along way past their prime, but at their peak they are probably the two best cartoons to exist.
>Plankton: Okay spongebob tell that person you're gonna tie him in a knot if he doesn't give it back>Spongebob: Hey I'm gonna... tie your shoe if you don't give that back!>Fish: I'm wearing sandals
>>81767619>>81766579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZqdGqcAaNgthe way the green fish says "I'm ready" is funny as fuck too
>Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
>>81736123"Lets take [x] and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE"Is used by everyone in my family
>>81743923>I wish I'd known that earlier
"That's his eager face."
>>81766579GOLD TEAM RULES
>you can't hide what's inside
>>81723001>"I bet you have"The bitterness in his voice as he says that line is burned into my mind. Empires will rise and fall before it fails to make me smile.
>OW!>I just burned my hand!>...at night.
Random/Unexpected explosions are like crack to me
>>81721224On the list of things that make me want to die that comment is pretty close up there.
>>81721309I remember editing Plankton into having the "dat ass" face, and stored it into my Galaxy Tab. In which its screen broke. ;_;"Dat carapace.">>81723312Give it about 5 years and "smeckledorf" turns into a neologism..>>81755042He's gonna ruin the restaurant...WITH NO SURVIVORS!>>81776421The dude was part of the VA team too, right?
>>81745799After season 3, it became shit. Nickelodeon sucks the life out of it's own shows.
>>81776582Squidward falling off his bike and exploding kills me. Especially the one where a beat passes, and then he explodes.
>>81777335>The dude was part of the VA team too, right?Yes, he's Plankton/Larry Lobster/The announcing realistic fish head Also the "MY LEG" guy
ya'll come back here, young lady.
Oh good, it hasn't been taken yet.>Let's TIP SOMETHING OVER!>Now what?>GET THE LIFEGUARD
You se how wonderful life can be ..... when you're MENIACHEL
>>81779266You ain't my pa!
>Spongebob: Sunsets remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they remind you of, Squidward?>Squidward: *imagines Spongebob blowing up* Explosions. Er- I mean erosions.
>PUT IT IN THE BAG>Uh, you're facing the wrong way
>>81779642>he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses! >HE DID!? >No, but are we going to wait around until he does?
>I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid>Give us some credit, old man, we're panty professionals
Patrick don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4
>Chocolate? Did you say choloate?>Chocolate?>Chocolate!>CHOCOLAAATE!!!>CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!!>CHOCOLAAAAAAATE!!!!
>>81780596oh god the inane random shit patrick says always gets me.>HAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRRAFE
>>81778153IT'LL GO RIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS... AND THEN YOU'LL BLOW UP
>>81747057You can't criticize religion or else I'll spam my hat memes at you
you like crabby patties don't you squidward
>>81722357Whenever I cast this
>>81742444I remember the first time I saw this episode, I laughed the entire day after the quick "themostimportantmealofthedayservingitupgary'sway blegh"
>>81733840the pioneers used to ride these babies for miiiles
>>81782790>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?>Not until four...
>have you forgotten what we are looking for knee deep in yesterday's top 40 songs?!
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?[Spoiler]Unrelated, but I was terrified of Doodle Bob as a kid.[/spoiler]
<Can I lose my cool now?
>>81735817>IT'S AN INDONESIAN BULL WORM!
>>81760998Spongebob is the only person I know who can have fun with a jellyfish. FOR TWELVE HOURS!
>>81787705ALASKAN NOT INDONESIAN
Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on.
>>81756479The worst part of that, i had a nightmare with a Giant Mario Head days ago
ME OH HOM EI NOI EM EN ANHY OMINOY
>>81722274>and a "Hello world! May I please take your 'I really wish I weren't here right now' button" button
>GIANT PILES OF BUBBLE GUM!>what next?
THE POWER WITHINYEAH
THE HASH SLINGINGCASH RINGING MASH TINGING
>>81787705T A H I T I A NBULLWORM
>>81767434the series finale was the movie, evreyone except the voice actors left after that.
Who put you on the planet?EUGH
>I lost... my identity.>The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way BLEGH>Spongebob hyperventilatingWhat a great episode. Favorites include:>Well, you did it. You backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And you know what else? I think we're in the middle of NOWHERE!>Spongebob and Mr Krabs laughing while the health inspector chokes>YELLOW!>PINK!
>>81767434long story short, original staff wanted to end it with the first movie, Nick said no, so original staff quit one by one. Nick then had the brilliant idea to replace the old staff with a chunk of the OG Ren & Stimpy crew, which is probably where things went "horribly" wrong. This choice is directly responsible for the toenail scene, that cat, and everything else /co/ likes to bring up in threads like these. What isn't brought up is this: Immediately after the movie (when Hillenberg stepped down as showrunner and many of the OG staff left), the sound editing department got restaffed (and likely defunded.)This is the number one reason the show lost its touch from season 4 onward--even before the out-of-place R&S humor and the mediocre writing, the sound team from the very first post-movie episode onward completely changed the tone of the show, very much for the worse. The reason everything feels strange in Fear of a Krabby Patty, despite it being a solid enough episode (C.H.Greenblatt stayed on till season 5-ish, then left to make Chowder) is because of the sound.* The trademark comedic timing is strangely lacking. Lines feel too close together, like there isn't enough time between them for the characters to process what is being said. Later, music starts being used as punctuation instead of as background, and pacing issues make this all the more obvious and jarring, further compounding the feeling that something is just WRONG. Inter-movie Spongebob has tons of problems, but the defining quality is the shitty sound. It's how you can tell a new episode and an old one apart. On the bright side, since the second movie, the R&S crew is moving on and the original staff has started to return, so we might get *somewhat* back on track. The audio still sucks, though.*yeah, the animation is hella off model too, but that doesn't kill an episode by itself. The Pretty Patties episode is seriously off-model, and it's fine.(addendum in next post)
>>81802202It's worth mentioning that I'm a sound editor myself, so I guess I have an ear for this sort of thing, but it's noticeable to anyone. That said, it might not be the sound team's fault. Problems like these are most likely caused by poor sense of timing in post-production, but there's another factor that must be considered. Inter-film lines are very unnaturally spliced together--usually too close and always off-beat. And this could be caused by several factors, all of which are very telling: 1. It's an attempt to squeeze more lines into an episode. (This is very possible but is a bit of a conspiracy theory on my end. I've no evidence to back it up.)2. It's caused by an overcomplicated directing/editing philosophy that ends up resulting in many different takes spliced together (I know people like this. They suck.)OR3. It's necessary due to lackluster performances on the parts of the voice actors, thus requiring multiple cuts and splices as opposed to large one-takes.It's possible that the voice actors wanted to leave too, but were under contract--which means this may have been intentional, or may just reflect the VA's mental states. Or maybe they weren't affected at all, and the new staff just couldn't coax the same performance out of them the old staff did. Either way, the moral of the story is if your show sounds unnatural, your show feels REALLY unnatural, uncanny valley style. This problem could be sourced in the writing room, the sound room, the recording booth, or the director's chair, but unless it's an aesthetic choice (Home Movies and other adult swim) it's gonna fuck you over in the long run.
IT WAS HIS HAT MR. KRABS!HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
>>81721119WELL HOW RUDE OF SOME PEOPLE!!!!
>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A67YpUs6sQ
>I gotta sniff the marble!>I gotta lick the marble!>I gotta wash the marble!>I gotta date the marble!>I gotta BE THE MARBLE!>*Tink* *WHOOSH*
>MFW i am downloading all the classic episodes right now spongebob was so goat
>>81800352>You know, these were white when I bought them.
>>81802852>>81802202This explains a lot. I've always paid attention to sound effects and it is a subtle thing that can fuck with a tone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IlfGLIuFqAOne of the greatest episodes right here
>>81804021I've got this one memorized as well as >Felicitations malefactors, I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!
>>81804021We sell food here, sir.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>81795314>>81795371Kek i like this one
>>81732817I have two of these buttons. I love them.
>"Don't worry Spongebob, size doesn't matter!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lx3eHp3X98
>>81719938If you think I'm gonna stand out there all days listening to "HFUIRHYIUOHWITG93QWOHTIHRWOAJFODSEIGUAW304TU469UIGEHWRHGU;OSEHZHROEQUHTORESN" Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe! ~Salty Squid 2002
>>81719938"Oh these aren't homemade they were made in a factory."A Bomb Factory""They're Bombs."
>do you think mr krabs ever does karate?>Bleuhahugh!
>>81762466But...you're using one right now.
>>81767479>not eating the chicken of the seaIt was tuna.
>See you later Bran Flakes!>What a nice cereal box
>>81814849>I WANT YOU ALL TO LOOK AT IT
>>81814583YOU LITTLE YELLOW BASTARD
>>81814791BOLD NEW TASTE
Who's the best SpongeBob 1-3 boarder? http://strawpoll.me/7340830to help: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants_episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IndHwYNJv_8>Will you CLAM UP">that boot smack sound and Squidward's "oopf"This was some top-tier audio as that anon was describing.
>>81767165but the Jellyfish Jam song (Not Stadium Rave A) was on the Yellow Album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rww0wirMiF8
>"squidward, you can't eat all those krabby patties! Squidward! ">" What's gonna happen, am I gonna blow up? “>"no worse!first it'll go right to your thighs! ">" my thighs.... ">'and then you blow up"
Does anyone remember that short with the gum wrapper? Crap, that was funny.
He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the Sponge will crack like an egg [clenches fist], and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. [Slurps and then does an evil laugh.
>>81719938>MI HOY MINOY
>>81824863There was possibly a million different pictures that could have worked for something like /v/ and I had no idea what the pic meant for the longest time. Then I hit me an I realized how genius it was.
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
WE STOLE A BALLOON
Oh my god...A HAUNTED SHOPPING LIST
>sandy: "it's a mammalian thing". >spongebob: "Sandy, maybe you haven't noticed but I'm 100% mam-male".
Picket sign, not picket FENCE!
New Bran FlakesBold new taste.Bran Flakes
>>81760217What episode was that one?
>>81831222UNFAIR, not FUN FAIR
>>81824863I can't believe how fucking perfect every single one is. I lost my shit at /pol/
>>81752164Idiot Box is literally my favorite episode of Spongebob.
>>81824863i love this more than i can put into words
>>81824863How many boards were made after this image?We need to update it.
>Squidward: Were you dropped on the head when you were a baby?>Spongebob: *gasp* How did you know?
>HE'S SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE SQUIDWARD, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?>Meow.
>>81767917"No you ain't" gets me every time
>"This is my lab! “>woof woof>"And this is my laboratory! "
>>81839545You and me both, bruv
>ON STRIKE>WITH SPONGEBOB>F O R E V E R
>>81721178Delivery was godly.That VA should've earned more than Tara Strong's entire career on that way he made that work.