Hey /co/, wanna hear a joke?
>>81361403YesI was waiting for this thread
>>81361431>>81361435>>81361449Ever hear of the famous daredevil "Ku Klux Knievel?"
>>81361483C'mon man, give it ti me already,
>>81361498>>81361518He tried to jump 1,000 niggers in a steam roller!
>>81361528I've heard better
>>81361528heh6/10 don't quit your day job
>>81361528I don't understand... Is it funny because it's racist?
Alright, alright, step aside.What do you call a group of cows masturbating?
>>81361528You're really bad at this, Sophia.
You can't just make really racist, awful jokes and be a fox and expect people to laugh.You're pretending to be a furfag when you're really just a /pol/tard
>>81361633Beef strokin' off!
>>81361625A circle jerky?
>>81361670Shut the fuck up.
>>81361528Some things just genuinely aren't funny
>>81361625A dairy farm?
Alright, my turn.Where did Sally go during the bombing?
>>81361758A bomb shelter?
>>81361778>>81361758Bombing is a serious matter, you little punk!
How Long is a chinese name
>>81361857Nah, they're just having a big cuddle puddle back there.
>>81361670I genuinely cracked up
>>81362015Wouldn't it be hao?
>>81361528I don't get it.The /int/ one was better.
don't forget to hug your finnick before you sleep
>>81361403WHY SHE SO HORNY
>>81362593Finnickfags are worse then Gideonfags
>>81361403Why can't you play Uno in Mexico?
hey fampies wanna hear a funny
>>81362593I wish I could ;_;
where the fug is the bread
>>81362709Because they stole all the green cards!
>>81361528Did he want to kill them or jump over them? This makes no sense
>>81362830KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>81361857I am actually wondering what the fuck is going on in this picture anon
>>81362830Hey anon, why was the guitar teacher arrested?
>>81363020Fingering A Minor
>>81361670okay, props where they're due, you got a good smirk outta me there
>>81363020>because he was diddling the kids-http://www.kshb.com/news/crime/sean-dow-accused-child-molester-faces-new-charges-in-jackson-county-missouri
>>81361528I thought it was pretty funny
>>81363303>dat picI thought that he looked kind of adorable chubby/fluffy, I was wrong.
>>81361528>all those triggered /co/mblr responses>one of them even used a hillary reactionfuck this board. thats exactly how redwood became a mod here.
>>81363344are we supposed to give him support because he tried despite failing horribly and it gives comfort to people that hate niggers?this place isnt tumblr
>>81363344no, that was due to applied nepotism
>>8136334>it's funny because it's edgy XD
>Nick's Spotify doesn't have Hey Jude on itWhat a missed opportunity.
>>81362733That was pretty good
>>81363569Because the playlists don't sync up like that autistic post tries to make out. Also Hey Jude is about a guy
>>81363569>Judy's iPod didn't have Eddie Rabbit
>>81363603>post provides simple facts and evidence how the playlists are linked>T..THEY'RE NOT LINKED!I don't understand stupid people
>>81363659Have you read it recently? It makes some huge leaps in logic.
>>81363603>>81363659What's this? They're linked?
>>81361528The other nigger jokes were better, but I can see your effort senpaiSomeone post the "wanna hear a joke" screencaps from other boards
>>81361630How new are you? That fox has been making racist jokes in different boards and the earlier ones were genuinely funny. Go back to your hugbox.
Hey /co/, what's the best kind of movie genre for a black guy?
>>81361403>Nick will never tell you punny jokesWhy live?
>>81363895A black comedy?
>>81363895To star in or watch? You gotta set these up better man.
Hey /co/ do you no who i ship>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY-7x6mnMP8
>>81361740Holy shit this
>>81363934I always see stuff like that and think, man surely there's no way people are fapping to that. then I remember what people would think if they saw the stuff I've fapped to
>>81364043>spoilerWelcome to the club.
Where are people finding updates to Eric Schwartz's Zootopia comic? I've looked in the usual places, couldn't find more than the first two pages.
>>81364092you know what they say, life's a bitch and then you die.
>>81364128>>81364133gr8 work anon
>>81364128>>81364133Thanks for making these in english.Gotta love how there's a headcannon that Nick would go savage for Judy.
>>81364128>>81364133Shit yeah, thanks a bunch Anon. Judy's steel nips poking through her kevlar is still hilarious.
>>81364128>>81364133They're so fucking cute.
>>81364174I would seriously be into Nighthowlers being used as a street drug in the sequel, if only so a scene like that could happen.
>>81361528Sure it wasn't hilarious. But it was funny. Don't know why everyone is hating on the joke. It was alright.
>>81363916Ha. Not bad.
>>81363594What do you call 72?
>>81364224I would love that but the theme wouldn't bee too child friendly which Disney tries to enforce fervently.If they did, however, i would LOVE to see those slums in the concept art where poor preds seemed to live.
>>81364342>>8136434869 with three people watching
>>81361528Judy should had slapped your face
>>81362631Gayfags overall is really what makes the furry look bad for the normies. Just like pedos in anime fandoms.
>>81364439>Judy will never slap your face
>>81364463whatever you say, hetero scum
>>81363360kill self, NIck
>>81364367Was that even an attempt?
>>81364474That book is unbearable.
>>81364474I still can't believe this is real...
>>81364500and it's a "canadian bestseller"
>>81364467sad bunny makes me sad
>>81364474>tfw a bear will never pull your head off.Why even live?
Gideon is a nice fellow
>>81364474I would fap to that...Theres also a book made by a guy who had a relationship with a dolphin
>>81364536Dolphins are such whores that the males will rub on you until they cum and the females will try to orgasm at the same time as you when you fuck them. This is not me encouraging you to fuck dolphins, OK, they're completely capable of breaking your neck with their tail by accident and it would serve you right.
>>81364536I wonder if Zootopia had dolphins
>>81364500Just look for bestiality on amazon, there's an entire genre of those books.Dinosaurs too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMwRaPz4Qqg
>>81364143He posts them in his FA account, in the scraps gallery.
>>81364574Still only seeing pages 1 and 2.
>>81364367ha ha very funny, my lungs blew up and now i am bleeding to death.
>>81364574They're on sadpanda too
>>81364474The book is about a lonely woman finding herself in an octagonal shaped house in the Canadian woods. She also takes care of a bear that she attempts to fuck and imprints idealized male traits onto, although the bear is just a bear and isn't really into it.It's ok, although I'm one of the rare people who is neither incredibly disgusted by bear-fucking or incredibly aroused by it so I was able to focus on the symbolism without being distracted by bear-fuck.
>>81364597You either aren't logged in or have filters on.
My Zootopia/Caravan Palace fic is done!https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11873658/1/Lone-DiggersBig thanks to all you guys for the animal facts, gang name suggestions, writing tips, and movie puns!Feel free to read and review to let me know what you thought about the story.I hope you enjoy it.
>>81364609When you say finding herself do you mean spiritually or she wakes up and doesn't remember how she got there?
I guess all these got translated.
>>81364625>My Zootopia/Caravan Palace fic is done!>ficThis really is frozen 2.0 isn't it.
Hopefully like Rorschach, Judy sees something so horrifying and traumatic in the line of work that her stupid naivete and optimistic spirit is disabused once and for all.
>>81364639He need to give it to her
>>81364647 Yea but we upgraded from lesbian incest to heterosexual furries, the way god intended.
>>81364674yiff in hell, furdags
So in canon was Judy more attracted to Nick or Nick more attracted to Judy?Also is their novel book sequel available already?
>>81364626Spiritually. She's a field conservator doing a maintenance and cataloguing job on the octagonal house, which was determined to be a Canadian Heritage Site. She's supposed to give the house a decent cleaning and document all of its contents, as well as make sure those contents are properly stored. Before this job she worked in an office in the basement and had loveless boot-call sex with her shitty boss. Something about living in a house in the woods and fucking a bear made her find herself as a woman.I personally think she just needed the fresh air and alone time. She could have just jilled off to whatever she wanted, a bear didn't have to be involved.
>>81364674Once they introduce Apes in Zootopia we will move into hetersexual humans. We will be cured from faggotry.
>>81364535He sure is
>>81364681In canon they're just friends
>>81364661To be fair she stopped being naive fairly fast once the plot kicked off properly.
>>81364683Does she actually fuck the bear or just fantasise or something?
>>81364661I think Judy became disillusioned pretty fast, but she never became cynical.
MRS OTTERTON HAS A MOUSTACHE SHE A MAN
>>81364741Those are whiskers and they are cute. CUTE.
So, how does Zootopia size up to other disney movies since 2000?
>>81361611No, its funny because the character in the joke is racist. What's wrong with you guys? Woah, he said make a fake character say nigger, but drawing and jacking it to child porn is cool with you guys.We get it, satire. Yes. But you're actually letting it poison your mindset.
>>81361630Pretty sure he just did, bitch.
>>81364769It literally raised the bar for animation standards IMO. The plot was also rock solid without being too overstated or blunt.
>>81361670Is this supposed to be the difference between male and female humour?>because if I use an animal and not a people as a context for my joke, I can act as though I have the moral high ground even though I'm completely unfunny and just ruining everything
>>81364625context for this image?
>>81364795There is a dish called beef stroganoff
>>81364599>WorldstarSo this happened in De'Troit?
>>81364639chili powder blowjobs
>>81364795I don't even know what you're trying to say
>>81364769It's definitely in competition with the last 3 for the best post 2000s disney movie.
>>81364845>Dat lineart>dat tail wigglebut>bunny boobs
>>81364845>TitsI thought we had an understanding
I accidentally a Joody
My ex-wife still misses me...
>>81364769It seems lilo and stitch has been slowly appreciated more as time rolls on, I really really like that movie.
>>81364857I haven't seen it, but I really hope it's not in competition with Frozen, 'cause that was mediocre as fuck.
>>81364858kayla na.remember that comic of judy with bogo, eith bogo's family portrait?.....yeah.
>>81364857I don't know anon, _____Dinosaur____ was pretty good
>>81364878And what about your feeling, Martin? Huh?
>>81364864Put it back
>>81364878Stan, please go
>>81364892Telling lies has gotten into our genes.
>>81364898fuck I forgot to sign it AGAIN
>>81364878Martin, you've just got to let her go. She's with Keith now and you need to accept that things change and people fall out of love. I know it hurts and I'm sorry, but it really is better for both of you.
>>81364795Remember when shitposting was clever and creative and not just rampant obvious false flagging?
Is it wrong that I want to brush Nick's fur
>>81364864you could call that a happy accident, anonon an unrelated note, why are foreign box office updates so fucking slow? like once a week, wffs is this
>>81364934YesWhy would you want to brush something that is already clearly well cared for
>>81364839Underrated ship desu senpai
>>81364937They have to be smuggled out.
>>81364814>>81364840>>81364928OK, since y'all want to attack my simple observation, what's so funny about the Judy example of a joke over Nick's "racism"?Just because of the fact that beef stroganoff exists and it sounds similar?
>>81364973Because one is just shock value and the other is at least a decent attempt at a play on words.
>>81364625>93,000 word Steven Universe ficholy shit.you're now in the database
>>81364993Are you admitting that neither is actually funny?
>>81364993>decent attemptUh oh, its another one of those "awards for trying" types.
>>81365023Neither was funny, but one was an actual attempt to be funny, the other wasn't even a joke. It was just a statement.
>highest increase on thursdayCan we beat it on upcoming weekend, guys?
>>81365023I never said they were or weren't, you dumb cunt.
>>81365031So, can we get some actual funny examples then instead of all of this dead vibe?
>>81365035>The car going reverse in the backgroundI died from laughter, put my grave that I was a faggot please
>>81365056Then what were you trying to say? Or is this just another game of avoid the answer?
>>81365101Didn't even know there was a car in this scene until this webm.
I have a joke for you, asshole. It's called NEVER EVER.
>>81365124>Smell fxWhat does Judy smell like?
>>81365108One's just a better joke than the other because the nigger joke doesn't really make much of an attempt to be funny. I'm not really sure how you manage to fail at understanding fundamental humor, but hey, here you are.
>>81365124>not wanting to smell the bunny>not wanting to smell the foxTOP PLEBOPPLEB
>>81365150Greasy apartment dust.
>>81365188Try again and again and again, and sign it.
>>81365151I'm assuming English isn't his first language.
>>81365235>>81365241>ears tied togethergrotesque
>>81365235That just looks fucking weird.
>>81365113>he doesnt know maaaan
>>81365235>>81365241>>81365254>bunny paw padsmichaelscottno.webm
>>81365235>>81365241>>81365254Not muh Judy
>>81365188Nicks muzzle shouldnt be straight, it curves kind of like a knife blade
>>81365271>red light reflection in the eyesman...
>>81365078Sure, you start
there are three CGI movies i'd gladly buy BD player for.
>>81364367and a '34.5' is a '69' for midgets, right?
>>81365356Someone post keanu-wolf.
>>81365376So like. What's the deal with Lego movie being so widely liked? I saw it in theaters with my bro, it was awesome but it was only worth one watch to me and it left me feeling just satisfied that it wasnt bad, nothing too inspiring or amazing on any front at all.Rango's aight.
>>81365219>>81365151Wow.You admit neither was funny and both were weak attempts, yet you still defend one side. Could ya not? No ones attacking you.Fuck, even bare criticism triggers you /co/mblrs. How did you make it through school without having a break down every time the teacher tried explaining to you why your wrong answer was wrong?
>>81365406guess you never played with lego.
>>81365406For me at least, it works on the same sort of levels that Zootopia does, with so many little things in every frame that makes multiple watches worthwhile. The characters don't get stale, and neither does the comedy.
>>81365426No, Knex were better.
>>81365409You may as well just come out and say you suck off your friends for free, because it's already obvious.
>>81365409I just said you didn't seem like an English speaker because you didn't get why puns were funny. I didn't mind the beef one, it tickled me. Keep getting defensive though, it's a slow day.
Once upon a time in Germany there was a girl who was about to be gang-raped by 12 Muslims.The girl was so scared all she could say was " NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"So three of the Muslims went home.
>>81365449>>81365406here's an example
>>81365159The joke is that it will never happen and you were supposed to feel bad about it.
>>81365426I made a train set lego out of spare parts from like 6 different sets. I made a whole story arc with myself involving those damn legos and played with them for like 2 hours by myself.I fucking love legos, but again, this movie doesn't offer much besides a feel good genuinely funny film.My fucking captcha was trains.
>>81365516Who the fuck is that?
are you as desperate as him, /zoo/?
>>81365572>ex-bronydude, the autism is migrating. and we cant do anything to stop it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyAgjIgbDkThis guy is animating with the models that were released.
>>81364154But that's not what they should be saying.What they should be saying is:Life's a garden, dig it.
>>81365426I played with lego. then I got bored of lego.
>>81365572No, mostly because I haven't bought anything other than 1 movie ticket.But I keep thinking about that art book tho
>>81365472Indeed it is, quite slow. Blaming the rain currently. At least you didn't go the barbaric route of attempting to call me a cum guzzler.Guess I've never really found puns funny, and yes, English is my first and only language. To me, humour is more about shared pain/ experience, and if you don't share it, you won't get it. Puns, in general, kind of stop being funny when you stop laughing at "poopie" and such.
>>81365426I lost all interest in lego when I discovered fanfiction and realized I could just write my own stories without being limited by how many sets I could afford
So is it true star wars fans hated this movie
>>81365496Damn clever rape joke, I like.
>>81365426so you're saying its not actually a good movie, it just gets by solely on how nostalgic people are about the subject matter
>>81365043>>81365048I remember someone mentioned this scene when it was shown in recent D23. The elephant guy wasn't really being racist when he didn't want to sell the jumbo pop to Finnick. He says it was too big for the kid to eat by himself and that he would only make a mess.
>>81365406it's a pretty average movie clouded with "muh lego nostalgia" and you got idiots overrating its accomplishments, like fags saying "it subverted the chosen one!"see this fag>>81365426
>>81365640why would star wars fans hate zootop?
>>81365449Emett gets bland
>>81364993Let's look at the end result instead of effort. The second one is much shitter than the first one, which is only guilty of being old
>>81365660>>81365662the slow trailer prevented them from watching Awakens quickly
>>81365644Duh nuh naaaaaah!What a twist!
I saw Zootopia a second time last nighg, dragged my brothers and a few friends along. Everyone absolutely loved it. I don't know why, but I was worried that they wouldn't like it, fortunately my worries are unwarranted.All 4 of the other people with me were convinced that NickXJudy was a thing by the end of the movie. I thought the same my first time watching it tooThe second time around I payed a lot of attention to Nick during any scene involving him. Last viewing I was more focused on Judy. The way Nick's ears twitch perfectly, and his amazingly detailed fur is incredible.Might have to see this movie a third time... how much longer is it expected to be in theatres?
So how did Nicks popsicle hustle work? Did he just go to a different big mammal ice cream shop every day and do nothing but sell popsicles mainly to lemmings?
>>81365646>In a world, where everyone takes things the wrong way..
>>81365182There's just something about that look she gets at the end.Soon, everyone will know what it's like to live in my world. A world without hope. A world without mercy. A world without Spiderman!
>>81365591>not even noticing that the migration has already been happening ever since the first trailer.
>>81365697My friend also had the impression that they were getting it on, but I think it was mainly so that he could joke about her being a species traitor and how Stu will go all redneck dad on her relationship.Which is fair enough, I guess. He probably still has that fox taser in case Gideon tries anything
Judy has the voice of a thirty year old American woman. It does not fit.
>>81365761Because she's only meant to be mid 20s and it such a big difference?
>>81365761well she was supposed to voice a hardass bunny, but when they switched the main character it was too late for recast.
>>81365761Should she have the voice of a five year old? She's literally in her mid twenties.
>>81364467my life in that gifI should learn to cook.
>>81365761she is a thirty year old American woman
>>81365761American women's voices are generally quite pig disgusting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRTjlAqt53oEvery single one of these is better (except possibly Vietnam)
>>81365712And get the big popsicle stick cut down into smaller ones to make the next day's lot of pawpsicles.
>>81365713>only one man...can stem the flow>this summer>Rob Schneider is . . . THE SUBTEXT
>>81364467i wonder what she ate then.
>>81365572What the hell.There's something about his face that makes it looks like he's CGI.The fact that he looks like the son from GTA V is not helping.
>>81365789have you heard an english woman before?
>>81364770No one took the bait. I'm proud of you guys.
>>81365802Good god that table
>>81365826>Table>Not the condensation on the foilThat's the ticket baby, right there.
>>81365802It would have been better if somehow it had like 70g of fat in it
>>81365760>He probably still has that fox taser in case Gideon tries anythingI think that they're well past that point in their relationship.
>>81365254>>81365241>>81365235Their ears are delicate and sensitive. That can't be comfortable.
>>81365851I just noticed that the water droplets are actually modeled and not just a bump-mapped textureChrist, this movie is amazingly developed
>>81365789What're you talking about mang, Ginnifer killed it as Judy.
>>81365867Ever had your perineum stimulated by an electrical defense tool, anon?Gideon has
>>81365761It's true and Nick sounds too old.
>>81365958Nick is old.
>Who is that?>J: Wow! Gideon!>N: Hm? Is that..>Hm, they look pretty close..>G: Oh, hi!>G: I brought cupcakes>J: Thanks!>I can't stop thinking about it>J: Nick? Niiick~?>N: "Who was that guy?">N: "Why do they look so close...?">Why am I getting mad?>N: .... Dumb bunny!>J: What?!
>still no watchable rip to be found
>>81364467ey, HEY it's bad for your health to stand so close to the microwave!
>>813654969 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape.
>>81365995It's only 2 month till BD release.
just curious and probably already answered, but why isn't there cats or dogs?
>>81365884Best karaoke night partner.
>>81366042There's plenty of big cats and wild dogs. It wouldn't make sense to have domestic breeds. Who bred them?
>>81364625Why did you name the bat cop Buckles?
>>81366042Humans never existed so no animals ever became domesticated except pigs I guess I don't know if they should be boars
>>81366027>BDI can take 480p quality if the audio is decent.
>>81366077wild pigs do exist tho
>>81366042they only show up when it rains hard.
1/3>N: Mmm...>N: Ow... my head. I drank too much last night.>N: The sun's up. Wake up Carrots. We gotta get to work.>J: Five more minutes...
>>81366087Like I said, I don't know about animal husbandry or anything.
So /co/, I challenged my paraplegic friend to a foot race the other day.I didn't know her sense of humor was disabled, too.
>>81366111i bet she just sat there.
>>81364625I enjoyed it a lot, it was a great read and think you should feel proud about the work you put into this.
>>81366039>Bellwether is afraid of Clawhauser>everyone is having a good time while she just can't to be mayor so she can oppress him to the boiler
>>813660942/3>N: WHA:;>N: I'm not naked. Case resolved~>N: I should leave before any misunderstanding happens>N: Haha, as if I would do anything to that kid when I'm drunk.>N: ... I'm wide awake now.
>>81366139>ChoesI'm going to fix that in gimp. brb
>>81366166No it's perfect
why do people think Nick and Judy live together
>>81366186Rent is probably pretty expensive in the big city
>>81366068>>81366087Well, wild/feral cats that has the same size as the domestic ones exists. I've even seen videos of them grabbing a bunny
>>81366186'cause they think Nick has nowhere to live
>>81366186They don't yet
>>81366202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u71Cv0W6EtUviewer discretion advised
>>81364474>Getting drunk while using a bear to fulfill a drunken rape fantasy >Canadian bear sellerJesus... My faith in women us at an all time low
>>81366190>have you even seen doraemon
>>81366186Because they ship them together.
>>81366186Have you ever tried to pay rent on a big city alone?
>>81366244>>81366198Judy picked that apartment space because she could afford it.And Nick is able to live in Zootopia.
>>81366063>Ranma 1/2Won't even humor this faggot comic.
>>81366231>Canadian Bear SellerNice try, Marian Engel. But you gave yourself away.
>>81366256Well now Nick has a new job that probably pays less and Judy might want to live somewhere nicer.
>>813661653/3>~Before the incident~>Last night>N: Carrots! Don't we have to go to work tomorrow?>J: Of course~>N: Then we need to hit the hay early to wake up early, missy!>N: Wanna get yelled at by the Chief again?>J: Aww~ but I want to drink more.>J: My bed!>N: Ok. See ya.>J: Nick! Where do you think you're going at this hour.>J: Spend the night.>N: That sounds borderline scandalous;>N: But since I'm tired, don't mind if I do>J: Yay!>J: Nick! Goodnight~>N: You too.>N: It's really hot in here>J: Take off your shirt.>N: Ok>N: *door opening and closing sound effect>J: ........Is he gone?>End
>>81366285At this moment Judy knewShe fucked up
>>81366190Haha what the hell is with these anime references. It's so out of place
>>81366279Judy is probably getting more than usual from being a hero.And Nick was getting lodsamone and seems to be living in a shack regardless.
>>81361528i don't get it
>>81366297>muh soap operaStill want to see how it ends though, fuck me
Speaking of apartments, does police salary allow one to live in a decent apartment?
>>81366311Judy's getting more alright. Because she's moved in with Nick
>you will live to see VR perfected and hook yourself up to the Zootopia Matrix
>>81366334Depends on the city
>>81366341Is that meant to be Tigress?
>>81366334Police salary is about $50k-$60k
>>81366341nick you cheeky fuck
>>81366368You fucking resign already
>>81366368Wtf is this shitty ass engrish
>>81366401Where the fuck is this going
>>81366393That is Thai 3rd world english accent.
>>81366401This is spiraling out of control
>this endless soap operawhen will this shitty comic end
>>81365320Yep. He's a Replicant.
>>81366401This is everything I hate about Ranma... just arguing on and on...don't stop
>>81366365annual?>>81366348well this fictional city isn't based on anything
>>81366431You mean how nothing changes the status quo and everything remains the same til the very end.
>>81366441what the fuck are those runes, was this originally in elven?
>>81366451>And look at that face lol
>>81366441This is a good page.
>>81366418>this comic won't end revealing this was an elaborate ruse to piss Bogo off
>>81366466>All this gay, obtuse, deceptive backwards flirtingIs there anything less cute?
>>81366466Thank fucking god, never post this again
>>81366466I've... never known so much about what isn't happening...
>>81366466Thaifags can't into /co/
>>81366524That's really weird looking for some reason. Like, the way the fur is defined, it gives the characters a sort of skeletal look.
>>81366524>Dashboard at crotch levelThis triggers my /o/ Autism
>>81366524>animal head on human bodydisgusting
>>81366560Eh, the dashboard on crotch level I could buy if it's some wanna-be near-future design.The fact that the door doesn't line up with the dashboard however, makes it look ridiculous.
>>81366596>That blendingA E S T H E T I C
>you will never have a friend like Judy who will help you out and be a constant source of energy and motivation;_;
>>81366582Did she bunny knot his tie?
>>81366069Alliteration and the smaller gag of how unfitting a name it is for a bat.>>81366142Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
>>81366466this is why they should stick to bara art than this weird english
wanna hear a joke?
>>81366522Judy tries to prank Nic and claim she's gonna quit being a cop because her parents arranged a marriage for herNic gets super pissed because the only reason he became a cop was to be by her side, he says if she's gonna quit there's no point in him being a cop so leaves to quit right nowJudy chases after him, begging and pleading him not to quit because it was just a joke but he's too pissed to listenshe rushes into the precinct to stop him but he'd doubled around behind her to record her last desperate pleas for 'friendly' blackmail against her. He knew she was just pranking and wanted to turn the scenario against her. That's what they call a hustle.
>>81366685don't fuck this up
>>81366466At last, cyanide gas. Thank you, Jesus.
>>81366628Can we stop with the snapchat shit please
>>81366546There is a thread over on >>/3/ for this.
>>81366685I swear to god if this one sucks
why do they discolor the eyelids
>>81366642Shes good with knots
>>81366715Who want's to try next?
>Nick will never be in a situation where he is helpless to do anything to help his partner as she is done over by bad guys
>>81366759Baneposting reigns supreme, as always.
>>81361680Fuck, that actually got a laugh out of me.
>>81366805>animal nick is a predator>human nick is a super-predatori get it
>>81366773>Nick will never be corrupted or be mentally controlled
>>81366805Not bad at all.
>>81366805Poo in da Loo
>>81366745>flannel shirtJudy is a rube, a well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. She's not more than one generation from poor white trash.
>>81366805>Not a potato niggerYou have done wrong, tumblr
>>81366759A big guy and a little guy are at a barThe little guy sees an attractive woman, and asks the big guy if he should make a moveThe big guy takes one look and says, "Your expectations are too high for you"
>>81366861>he thinks Dawn is as good or as pure as Isabelle
>>81366686That's incredibly mean and sounds nothing like anything any of the characters would do. What a shitty comic.
>>81366891>she ends up thinking his name is sosorryIt is an incredibly overused gag, but I still love it.
Nick "Play the prey for 200 a day" WildeNick "Working the honies to make that money" WildeNick "Pop pop makin' panties drop" WildeNick "The Action Up-Top Get You Wet Down Under" WildeNick "Makin' boys regret they were born het" WildeNick "Not even rustled when he gives you the hustle " WildeNick "Bushy tail makes the girls wail" WildeNick "Stealing scenes and making green" WildeNick "Starting a rut when he shakes that butt " WildeNick "Parting legs for miles when he flashes the smile" Wilde
>>81366875Where it cans, tumblr always try to portray characters as POCs to increase the representation of diversity.
>>81366582he always leaves his fly open
>>81366877That joke didn't fly so good
>>81366934>>81366917>>81366906Kid Gazelle is super cute.
>>81366715not too proud to admit, i laughed.
>>81366780Very soon we'll have to address the fact that posting CIA is so much more than Baneposting.He transcends barriers. He is CIA, he is the small guy. And yet, he is the biggest guy too, for he is Sheev.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeAMMTbmFvw
>>81366919>Judy "empty my 9 on ever canine" Hopps>Judy "Predator eradicator" Hopps>Judy "Eat meat, get beat" Hopps
>>81361528Makes no sense and is unfunny.
>>81366945You think jokes are your ally? I was born to them. Molded by them.What do you call a poor little guy? Short changed.Why should you never hire a little guy as a chef? The steaks are too high.I crashed my plane into a little guy's house. He came out and said, "I'm not happy." I asked him, "Then which dwarf are you?"What did the nun say to the little guy reverend? Oh ye of little faith.I'll be here all week, remember to appreciate the little things in life by hugging a little guy
>>81366919It's not as good when it isn't ultra racist like Dawn "Pull the Trigger on Every Tigger" Bellwether and thus closer to the man himself.
>>81367031Well congratulations, you got a laugh. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>81366858I know, isn't she perfect?
>>81366919>starting a rut when he shakes that butt
>>81366979Judy "Taking a bat to every cat" HoppsJudy "bringing ruin to every bruin" HoppsJudy "putting foxes in boxes" Hopps two meanings
I've got a joke, but it's kind of racist. Do you want to hear it?
>>81366900>he thinks Isabelle isn't a manipulative bitch
>>81367109NO yes please
>>81367122A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
>>81367061I will show you where I have made my new home whilst preparing my actAnd then I will slay youWith jokes>>81367109OF COURSH
I've got a joke.Intespecies marriage
I'm going to assume Nick's mom was the Shrine Fox from P4 until I'm told by the movie's writers it's not true and no one can stop me. He's even got the apron in a box in his closet.
>>81366877nah nah nah.Girl comes over and see's them both talking about her.Little guy offers her his drink.Asks them both just 1 question:"Whoever can make me laugh first, gets me into bed."Big guy goes first:"What do you call a fish with no eye?""a fshh?""no, a one eyed peeper!"The girl was not amused."Alright, your turn short stuff""What's the best way to get women when you're short?""How?""Do three things. A. share them with your stronger friends. B. lure them in with vanity, by talking about them.""....thats two things."*little guy points at drink.*"3. Give them your roofied drink."
>>81367159Rape jokesI love em
>>81366039>Flash fingers is still typing away from a keyboard that is not already present in front of him.
>>81367137The barman says, "Oh, that's nice. Where'd you get that?""Africa," the parrot replies.
>>81367181I was gonna make a femdom joke, but, that was above me.
>>81366524>shoulders>body is not slimI hope he adds pads on Judy's feet so I can fuel my rage jetpack.
I want a Nick daki
>>81367209I've got another joke, but it's about pedophilia
>>81367186Only good one so far
>>81367159Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy rape?A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to have sex tonight. Surprised, she asks, "How do you know that? Are you a psychic?" "No," he says, "I'm just a bigger guy than you.""Hello," a big guy says to a woman, "My name is rape. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later."A little guy and a big guy are talking about their girlfriends. The littler guy said, "Mine isn't making me wear a condom anymore. She's on the pill." He pauses. "Ambien."
>>81366228wew, Clawhauser really fucked Judy up
>>81366875He's even named Wilde. He's one step away from chugging poitin and funneling Pawpsicle money to the FRA.
>>81367297What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Reposting my costanza from yesterday's thread.someone wanted this done.
>>81367311Your dates have to be home early on school nights
>>81366715Always good for a laugh
Judy thinks she's tough just because she grew up on a farm and had to shoot critters. She ain't shit. She's gonna get her ass shredded in the city.
I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw a nigger running the other way with a TV in his hands. I thought to myself, "shit, that looks like mine," so I quickly ran back home. But to my relief, he was still there shining my shoes.
>>81367346Is this shit still done on paper?
>>81367357Did you see the movie? She seems pretty tough to me. At least from a physical standpoint.
I got one. Hey /co/? Why aren't there any good Asian golfers?
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for rabbit children.
>>81366003No it's not you stupid rabbit. The metal wire mesh over the window is specifically spaced so that microwave band radiation can't pass through it.Rabbits, am I right? It's a wonder they can even multiply.
>>81367401Their stroke always comes up short?
>>81366452It's based on major cities like New York, London and Dubai among others.
>>81367401What about tiger woods?
>>81367401They can't drive?
What do you call a flying jew?Smoke
>>81367379looks scanned in to me
>>81367422Because they can't figure out how to drive.
>>81363013I'm assuming the lady is photoshopped in
>>81367460>>81367527GOD-FUCKING DAMMIT ANON, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY REACTION IMAGE!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>81367256Judy's face is somehow making me more uncomfortable than the other two.
I need more nick merch
>>81367468How do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?Ash
>>81367604How do you pick up a Jewish girl?With a dustpan and brush
>>81367562Do you feel in control?
>>81367622How did the Jews plot to escape Auschwitz?Through the chimney
>>81367604>>81367622>>81367661>All this jew jokes
>>81367334Photoshop it into his place in the image, it'll be much more eye catching if you do that.
What did God say when he created the first black man?"Oh fuck! I burnt it!"
>>81367334That face is uncanny valley central
>>81367401>>81367527>>81367551nice image sequence
>>81366466A SUMMARY FOR YOU JERKDICKS>Hey Nick I'm resigning tomorrow>Nah I don't believe you>dead anime reference>But I am>don't leave ur my partner>but I cant disobey my parents even though that's exactly what I did>IM HERE CUZ OF U>I DONT WANNA NEW PARTNER ID RATHER SELL ICE CREAM FUREVER WAAAH>DEAD ANIME REFERENCE>youre resigning tomorrow, so ILL QUIT TOO NYAHH>WAIT NICK I WAS KIDDING>oh wait haha ur recording me I know it>WAIT NIIIIIICK DONT LEAVE MEEEEEE>Why u cryin doe>HAHA GOTCHA>I HUSTLED AND BUSTLED>just kidding I was actually recording you>NOW IM GONNA BLACKMAILYOU>NICK I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUR REACTION BY MANIPULATION ARENT I ALLOWED TO DO THAT>DONT YOU DARE ILL POST YOUR DRAG PICS YOU SKANKY HO>NANNER NANNER NANNER>back to work you fucking faggots>lets listen to this recording again>OKAY MAYBE I BELIEVED IT>okay but I must be lonely if I still need you hahaWHAT A ROLLERCOASTER.
>>81367704I'm pretty bad with photoshop ;-;
>>81367750What, are you trying to say that characters acting wildly out of character for no reason other than to have terrible humour is bad?
>>81367738The model doesnt have the same texture. Cant render all those hairs.
Why would it be a recorder?
>>81367793Practice or give it a try.
>>81367602Why, Judy not good enough for ya?are you a vixen?
>>81367869Why on earth would she say this?Unless Nick spliced it together from other recordings for shits and giggles.
>>81367869I've been trying to figure out what's up with this picture other than that it looks like one of those Captain Scarlet paintings. I think Judy's missing her buckteeth.
>>81368010Nicks face isn't quite right and he's got a fat neck
>>81368010Judy's breasts are enormous
>>81367987>Why on earth would she say this?Because she wanted him to fuck her ass.
>>81367987>Why on earth would she say this?gee, take one guess
>>81367987>Clawhauser: "Sorry judy, I know you've spent three weeks working undercover to get this guy, but he got away with it legally, Nick didn't take it well either">Judy: "FUCK MY ASS!">"NICK! DID YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY!?"
>>81366891>>81366906>>81366917>>81366934 what are these? is this some kind on new ship?i like itthere's more of these? because i'd like to hear the history behind this
>>81368300what's with koreans and this movie? It feels like every short comic strip comes from koreans
i want nick to knot me
hey, anyone has some good screencaps of the snow leopard newscaster?I wanna try to draw a cute pic of her.
>>81366524I like this one, has a sense of realism
>>81368377this needs to be shopped somewhere in >>81368057
>>81368350Just be glad that it's not some furry ass cringe comics from America
>>81366805I'm okay with this
>>81366919Judy "Let me clarify, predator genocide" Hopps
>>81368417Amen to that I guess
I've got but one problem with this movie after seeing it 4 times in theaters.Nick is the only Red Fox you see in the present time of the movie. There numerous bunnies spread throughout the film but there isn't a single other fox that we can see living in Zootopia. (Besides Nick's mother apparently)
>>81368350thats pretty fucking gay anon.
>>81368417Come on, Bernie isn't that bad.
>>81368496The movie happens mostly in central Zootopia, Tundratown and the Rainforest district.Foxes probably live in a ghetto somewhere outside of central. Given how most of the Zootopia residents (Bogo included) react to them I'd say it's very plausible that they're quite ostracized.
>>81368546oops I replied to the wrong post, it was supposed to be >>81368375
>>81368559atrocious art with funny dialogueit´s ok, but you won´t read it for the art.
>>81368565True. It just really makes me curious to see how much different Nick looks from the rest of his species.Like you see Judy against a few dozen other bunnies in the film and her features are very prominent.
>>81368653It keeps getting better.
>>81368653great job anon.this needs to happen to more police brutality pics
>>81368565I think Nick sells pawpsicles in Saharah Square. It's also where he melts them down and it's where the naturalist club is located.
>>81368565they did mention "[foxes] part of town" during the pawsickle scene.makes me wonder where it's located.
>>81368653Also here's the transparent Nick
> When Judy heard Nick has an animal he likes> ~Sa~aad~ Soo~onng~>When Nich heard Judy has an animal she likes>N: Wow.... There's so much snow here... I can't believe it.>F: Nicholas if you ever drink again I'm going to post that home video, you bastard.
>>81368782Probably nocturnal district
>>81368565There was some art of a place called happytown which was pretty much a ghetto for the predators.It's also supposedly where wilde times was supposed to be.
>>81365934>>81365918So Dipper grew up to be a giant buff anthropomorphic water buffalo with the voice of a blackman. He didn't expect that. Thought secretly he always hoped
>>81361403Could I pet the bunny instead?
Hey, /co/. It's me, one of the drawfags from last night. After doing Judy, I thought it might be fun to do Nick, so here.
>>81369088keep going anon
Squishy bun face
>>81369204Squishy fox face
>>81369204where can i buy
should i render?
>>81364858>Dat generic lineart>dat motionless tail wiggleFixed that for you. Hey, someone had to do it even after so many hours.
>>81369217yesdaily reminder that Nick's past is so rich we should make a movie on it
I was going to crop it to the first two panels but honestly the whole thing is gold.
>>81369698Judy would've been perfect if you made her body more slimmer, the hips are wide as it is which is a plus but the overall proportion makes her look a bit... pudgy, specially on the third panel. Still that is one large submarine.
>>81369981>that is one large submarine.UUUU
>>81370033>Adam WanI legit thought he committed suicide.
>>81369920There's better. Then again it's Kayla-na, so basically everything is better than anything by that cunt.
i love nick
>>81370095I like his pe rsonality