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Vanellope or Judy?
>>81272706One is voiced by a bitch and is basically pedo bait, the other isn't.Gee, I dunno.
The cute one.
>>81273469Sarah Silverman's a bitch but so is Amy Poehler and that doesn't stop me from liking Joy
>>81272706Glitches get stitches.
>>81273469Choice between pedo bait or furry bait basicallyAlthough I've seen way more people talk about fucking Judy over fucking Vanellope
>tfw a pedo and a furfag>tfw Judy and Vanellope are both close to perfectStop putting me in tough situations, OP.
VanellopeBut Judy is cute, and im not even a furfag
>>81273735Judy is the new trend to talk about and sexulize. Give it time to die down.
>>81273690Her husband David is alright
Christ, is this even a competition? Judy, obviously. Not because furry, but because Vanellope is awful.
>>81272706>Furry trash and annoying bratNeither
The one who isn't voiced by a fucking kike.
>>81274408Ginnifer Goodwin is Jewish bro
>>81272706My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns
>>81272706I want to rub their eyeballs
>>81272706Translation: pedos vs furries
>Judy>Soft with her fur and yet is also muscular thanks to police training>Perfect size to hold by having her stand on your palms>Fully aged, confident adult with attractive voice>Vanellope>Jailbait voiced by the most unfunny Jew in standup comedy>Whiny, selfish brat>Has sticky candy in her hair that would make it annoying to pet
>>81273816>pedo and a furfagHow do you become so far gone, dude?
>>81272706In DI? Not even a contet; Judy.DI 1.0 characters have the most barebones movesets of ranged attack, melee, dash, and ground pound.3.0 characters are absolute beasts and handle almost as well as dedicated hack-and-slash characters.
Well on one hand they're both right about the perfect size for a standing face fuck. On the other hand one is a rabbit and the other is a child. Hmmmm. Which road to hell do I choose?
I haven't even seen Zootopia and I would still pick the rabbit since the candy kid is an insufferable brat.
>>81275268Vanellope was a nine year old girl who was ostracized by her peers and forced to live like a homeless person in hiding. She was hardly spoiled.
>>81275521You are literally the only one in this thread that said spoiled before this post
>>81272706In cuteness alone? It's a close SUGAR R- race, but I saw Zootopia more recently, and so I'm gonna have to say Judy.Sexually? Actually neither. I'm no pedo, and Judy porn makes me feel like I'm cucking Nick. I'm way too vanilla for that to excite meNow, If I was Nick, then things would be different
>>81273469>twister bringin the heatkek, this is why I always fought against banning you at a certain other site
>>81275464Choose the one that makes you famous.
>>81275521>2016>Not knowing the difference between spoiled and selfish
>>81275367>so far goneYou are silly.
>>81277413Wow Fillion, pretty fucking brave to come out as a pedo on twitter.
Are you asking whether I'd rather fuck a rabbit or a child?
>>81279925>OP making /co/ choose between little girls and furry shit>furries vs pedosthe absolute madman
>>81272706Im Not RabbitFucker & ChildFucker.So, Neither.
Judy a best
>>81279925What about a rabbit children?
>>81272706I was never fond of Vanellope since she seems a bit too bitchy.
I've wanted to violently facefuck Vanellope since I first saw that movie.Rabbits don't do shit for my dick.
>>81280384>I've wanted to violently facefuck Vanellope since I first saw that movie.You're not alone.
>>81272706Judy is cute as fuck, and actually a decently built character. >>81273554>say ollie, that rabbit has a nice ass
>>81272706How is this even a question? Adorable operator cardiobunny for life.>>81280384>>81280521My headcannon is that because Vanellope is a character that's been around for a while, she's actually in her mid-thirties and sexually frustrated because she's trapped in a little girl's body and can never get laid. Hell she and Ralph probably go back to that bar game at some point and she just spends the whole time getting drunk and bitching that there aren't enough pedophiles.
>>81273735"I wanna fuck the rabbit" is more acceptable than "I wanna fuck the little girl"
>>81280735what is I hate fairyland
>>81280735huh, she has the same body language as the witch mother in Tangled
>>81280894IMPLYINGwhat if the little girl is willing!?Animals can't conscent anyway.
>>81280990But Anon, they're not animals. They're mammals.
>>81281205>growlRabbits don't growl!
>>81275268this is the right answer
>thread is overwhelmingly JUDYI love you /co/.
>>81281565She's the best. /co/ has good taste
>>81272706>>81275268The only correct answer
>>81281565>>81281748More like she just had a movie come out.
>>81281854she did what?
>cute little candy loli>had to be voiced by Sarah SilvermanJUST
>>81281854well if a new movie comes out with a better character than Judy she can get her spot
>>81275268>Perfect size to hold by having her stand on your palms
>>81281994Could watch it on an import. Maybe she sounds less annoying in Japanese.
>>81281565well, she is not underage.
>>81281923Criminally underrated post.
>>81281205I didn't know this was addapted too.
Judy obviously she's a cute bunnybut I would rather have nick
goddamn these lazy cunts, make the fucking thread
>/co/ hates Vanellope nowThis is a bad meme
I like them both, Judy is a better character overall but then again she's one of the strongest animated characters in recent memory.
>>81283163>/co/ is a hivemindSecondly, most people itt just said they preferred Judy. Frankly I think Judy is cuter too, but it's easier to make animals cuter than humans most of the time.
>>81283163I never really liked Vanellope and I didn't go to WiR threads that much before
>>81283163we don't hate vanellope, judy is just 1,000 times better, and I'm not just saying that because she's flavor of the month, just an all around cuter, more likeable, better character
>>81284381that animation quality holy shitI could watch every scene in this movie on repeat for years and still not see all the little nuanced gesturesHow did a movie about talking animals get human expression down better than any other animated film I've ever seen
Why does this thread and you people have to exist?One's a rabbit.One's a child.And they're both fictional.Get off the internet before you become any more delusional.
>>81272706Judy. My reasons:1) she's perfect2) she's not voiced by Sarah Fucking Silverman
>>81284976The sloths were put in almost entirely as dickwaving by the animation crew to show how well they could break down facial expressions in super slowmo.
>>81285153You don't belong on 4chan.
>>81280931Gert would just hold you at knifepoint.
>>81281854>>81281923Our love is fickle and fleeting.
Gee, another Pootopia thread in disguise, I'm tired seeing ads for this meme movie about strong independent bunny girl and her stupid smug fox friend whom she outwits everytime because grrl power
>>81273880This Anon gets it.
>>81281292Owned a rabbit named Mr Eisenhower, and yes he did. He was a crabby one, that Eisenhower.
>>81290056I feel like Judy is one of those few characters that /co/ will like for a long time. Disney cute-science is a powerful thing.
Vanellope reminds me of my cousins daughter so her, Judy on the other hand barely resembles a female.
>>81279990Who said you had to fuck them?
VanellopeHow is this even a question
>>81275268Candy won't be the only thing making that hair sticky once I'm done
I see why the rabbit doesn't do anything for me. >>81280631 >>81280735Just look at her. She looks too "real".But if you give me something like Cream, Vanilla, Lola Bunny, or some Animal Crossing I can do it because they don't look as real
>>81294058I know what you mean>Vanellope is shit
>>81272706Judy. Vanellope has a voice like a 40 year old chainsmoker.
>>81272706cutie Judy and its not even close
>>81272706Like Judy would ever give you any choice.
>>81294203This. Your minds have turned filthy, /co/. That's why you imply everyone is filthy like you, when they simply like princess characters or talking animal cartoons.
Holy shit, you guys need to stop this waifu shit. Seriously, grow up.
>>81272706That is a difficult choice. Each has nice appeal.... though one is a furry rabbit.I'd probably go with Judy if she were human. Otherwise Vanellope.
>>81272706>Asking /co/ to choose between a vidya lolli and a shortstack bunny girl
>>81284976It is good animation, but it also helps that animals can express themselves via ears and whatnot.
>>81272706Judy is the culmination of 100 years and billions of dollars in R&D, in Disney's quest to make the cutest character ever. I mean holy shit, Just look at this thing. Diabetes as fuck.
To all the "pedo" haters.Your problem has been solved.
>>81305104If she's still voiced by Silverman, there isn't much improvement here
>fictional pedophilia is badThis is why North America is behind in the world.
>>81306846If you're attracted to drawings, you're going to molest our children.
>>81294058>100% proofhow do people not understand what proof means
>>81296978>An awoo pic of a character based on an animal that doesn't howl.Can /co/ get anymore retarded?You're going to make /b/ look intelligent if you keep it up.
>>81306846But loli is perfectly legal in the US and Mexico while it's illegal in most of Europe and Oceania.
>>81308326>autistic nitpicking>dr. who reaction piceverything checks out here
>>81306846>>81307216you're no better than furry trash for entirely different reasons, such as your waifu being total shit, if that makes you feel better :^)
>>81309147Don't ever try to be witty again. That was cringey.
>>81308743>knowing that proof is 2x the percent content is autisticit's ok anon, you just keep using your buzzwords instead of your brain
>>81309482what's autistic is that you were bothered enough by some online stranger's lack of knowledge about distillation, that you absolutely had to comment on it. You're right, but what's autistic is that you feel the need to voice how right you are
>>81311667thanks for your help friend, now I know that it's autistic to point out on the internet that someone is wrong
>>81311667That isn't autistic, you're just mad for some reason about being corrected.
>>81306846>It's okay if it's a drawningYou're still getting off to the idea that a "drawn character" is a child. You can try to justify it if you want but that is a simple fact, it still makes you a pedo.
>2016>Literally the only choice is being a paedo or a furryThis really is the future, lads...That said Judy is superior
>>81290056I can never forget Pepper because genkis with ties is a big thing for me.Whatever happened with Armored Adventures anyway?
Judy wins, no problem.While Vanellope may have teleportation powers, Judy is the one with actual combat experience. Plus she has superior reflexes, vision, and intelligence.She could probably take on Ralph, too.
I WANT TO PET THE BUNNY!
>>81296279>rough and tumble lolisFug.