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No Zootopia thread? Let's fix that.Best line in the movie?
m8 there's 2 other zootopia threads up right now
Why does the fox have a constant look of smug on his face?
I want to find a woman with a perky disposition with a bunny like smile in my life.
>>81160865Fuck... only 2? WE NEED MOAR!!!
>>81160775>My mommy wishes you were deadthat fucking hippo, my sides
>>81160775>we'll never get an animated crossover parody of "I'll Make a Man out of You" from Mulan, featuring all the cop characters from Zootopia going through the police academy>Polar bear police trainer is Shang>Nick is the short grumpy guy>Clawhauser as the big fat guy>Judy takes the weights by the end of the song, and climbs her way to the top of the pole to retrieve the arrow>we will never see thisI am autistic, kill me.
>>81160775Where are you getting your screencaps, OP? YT?
>Giving the smuggest fox in the city aviators.It was like he was born to be a cop.
Have any good phone wallpapers been posted in these threads? I'm looking for new stuff
>>81166816My lock screen
>>81166816I like this one, even if it's low-res.
>>81166816Just edit one to fit your phone
>>81166910I could never reveal my power level like that. If anything, it has to be subtle. This is my wallpaper.
Can someone post the "ThatFaceAfter20Orgasms" pic?
>>81167674How about some views?
People keep posting that one cap of Gideon but looking back, he actually does look cute when he makes different facial expressions.I still think his hair is dumb
>>81166816this is my desktop wallpaper
>>81167838Nice. Mines is an edited version of the hyper render of this shot
Nick seems so fucking chill, he'd be great to hang out with.
>>81167831>Gideon>cuteNice to see another Anon see the light.
>>81167838>rodent looking train
>>81167926I always thought he was drawn cute. But I've only seen the movie once so I couldn't attest to him being canon cute
I've seen this film 8 times. Granted the 8th time was more of a means to wash the bad taste out of my mouth after seeing BvS yesterday. Every time I see it, Judy's womanly curves become more and more noticeable to me. All the dialogue was great so I don't have no favourite line. Sorry.
>>81167819>bf/gfYou know what the saddest part is? I thought the exact same thing, especially after the cop car scene and the concert scene. I was so convinced there was something there, but guess what anon..they aren't. One of the movie directors confirmed there was no romance in the film. Sucks, doesn't it?
>>81160775My favorite line was"They offered me what i couldn't refuse! Money!"
finnick is the best
>>81167988>GideonGives a bad name too foxes
>>81167988You see, I think you could make the case for Gideon being objectively adorable. The guy is downright cuddly.
>>81168032"Doug is the opposite of friendly, he's unfriendly."
>>81160775Best line? That's easy.>From Bunnyburrow you said?>So how about a carrot farmer?That entire sequence. That fucking face he made at the end was just the perfect cherry on top.
>>81168015>tfw I ship shit all the time and I'm perfectly fine with Judy and Nick just being friends.Friendship is underated
>>81160775>"oh nick, I didn't know knots got that thick..."
>>81168088Please no, not now.
Have a Judy, people.
>>81168088That's fucking gross.I mean Nick not being smug in this situation?Really?
>>81168088This is not the time and place for that
Nick is super cute
>>81168079I'm the opposite, I don't give a shit about shipping unless it's 100% confirmed in the narrative, but this is the one case I'm totally against the "just friends" thing. Yeah they have to start out as friends, but denying them any romance and allowing it to progress is absolute bullshit, just in this specific case imo. Judy and Nick are just WAY to good a fix for each other, they really would make for a perfectly happy and cute couple
>>81167920This is cropped porn, isn't it?
>>81168032>>81168063>all that mid-chase banter and namecalling he throws at Judy during the chase>well! if it isn't flopsy the copsy!Weaselton is underrated as fuck
>>81168035>ele-finickit;s like the artist dont know his namehe is the best: small mammal with big heart, baby.
>>81168015Yeah, that's pretty lame, but whatever. Isn't one of the people who worked on the movie all for the ship?If what we saw in this movie was all interactions as "just friends," I wouldnt have a problem with them staying that way. They work well together romantically or not, but it felt like it was a bf/gf thingEither way, they're great together. Friends or SOs.
>>81168088Why do some artists draw diapers so cartoonishly big? Like those don't even look like diapers, it just looks like their pants are being inflated.
>>81160775"Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and your insipid dreams magically come true, so just let it go!"
>>81168176I hope so, based on what ass we can see
>>81168176Not rly.I mean there's a butt yes, but butts aren't porn. Anything that could make it into a pg-13 rating isn't porn.
>>81160775>You come to me unnanounced on the day my daughter is to be married>Well, we were brought here against our willNo one else laughed at that, but I thought it was funny. Infact, everything Nick did was great during the Mr Big sequence. Seeing how terrified he was was a real big inversion from his normally composed demeanor.
>>81160775This. No question.
>>81168201Is that ass or is that tail?
>>81168015And another director basically said "it looks like they are together to me" and has been shipping them pretty hard on twitter
>>81168088>well this doesn't look bad->scrolls downHell
>>81168180Alan Tudyk is great. He was also the voice of King Candy in W-I-R.
>>81168265THEYRE PLAYING US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>81168253The entire Mr. Big sequence had me and just about every adult in the theatre in stitches or tears.It was fucking brilliant.
>>81168180That shit he went through on the train with the rodent pipes is always hilarious to me. I don't even know what to call that trope.
>>81168260That face she makes is murder on my sides.
>>81168355Okay stop.>>81168361You can continue though.
>>81168253>Well, we were brought here against our willI laughed at that shit too. I never pointed it out in threads because I thought I was just making shit up in my mind
>>81167838Is my memory bad or was the desert part underused?
This shit is reaching /frg/ levels already.
>>81168186>Why do some artists draw diapersftfy.
>>81160775Judy's parents when tey tell her not to try anything. It's like the story of my entire life.
>>81168361>Cartoon canon nudityI'm fine with this
>my mommy says she wishes you were dead
>>81168265>>81168322Fucking shit, man. I wish one of those twitter drones would just blatantly ask Moore if there was ANY hint of romance/affection in the movie, specifically during and after Nick's graduation, that's where I swear there's something clicking between those two. He seems to be pretty open to replies so he may be down to share the answer.I want off this ruse cruise ride
>>81168355>>81168088Oh, you again.
Anyone know a site I could watch the movie on? I'd go to the theater to see it but I don't have any friends who'd be willing to see a kid's movie. Especially since they don't want to seem like furries.
>>81168168I personally think that them being already together would be too rushed. Is there a pretty good chance of them eventually ending up together? Shit yes there is. Are they together by the end of the film? Nah, just good friends and buddy cops.
>>81168388That's where Nick melted the Jumbo Pop and where the nudist yoga is.
>>81168409ZEN , biggest faggot in furry fandom i know
I gotta say I broke up with my boyfriend this week and these threads have helped me cope. So thanks for that you fucking degenerates. I'm an emotional gay (basically clawhauser) and it finally got to me today. Anyway back to your regularly scheduled shitposting
Any good wallpapers?
>>81168395People say that every ficking thread
>>81168447there's no high quality version up yet but there's a few camrips out there.
>>81168253>>81168385I experienced the same thing when Nick says, "It's rare that I find someone so non patronizing."Shit was funny to me.
Anyone want a Nick Wilde Disney infinity character code?I bought the figure just to have it, I don't own Disney infinity.
>>81168492Maybe there's a reason for that.
>>81168361I'm posting with a massive erection now. Holy fuck that ass...those paws..what do I DO
>>81168463biggest faggot in a good way or bad?
I love the fox.
>>81168447>I don't have any friendsMe neither. I just went by myself. Probably looked like a creep too but I didn't give a fuck.Someone uploaded a shitty camrip of the movie in like 3 minute clips on youtube but I doubt itll be up.I'm assuming you want a higher quality though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcqb06QVTjMI just wanted to find that scene where Bellwether was like "Oh yeah I'm sending it now" or something
>>81167920he's so dreamy
>>81168525Kurikia on FA.
>>81168504>>81168355>>81168088>this thread hasn't been nuked yetjanitors can you maybe be a little MORE nazi just this once
>>81168527Start on the paws and work you way up to the ass, make sure to get to every nook and cranny with your tongue.
>>81168527Go deeper. You're already a furfag, just accept it.
>>81168568Oh shit I know that guy irl he's really chill
>>81160775>Actually, it's your word against yours.Got me every time.
>>81168549Yeah, it looks like I may just have to go alone. Or start asking around and find out who else wants to fuck the cartoon rabbit or is a furry. Those are my two best bets.
>>81168447What makes one more of a fag?>going to watch a movie aloneor>not going at all because fear of what random strangers might think.
>>81168593>>81168598>mfw I'm not even jokingI don't normally get hard to this stuff but fuck
There are a lot of small things in this movie that crack me up. Stuff that's not even really funny.Like how Dawn reacted to Judy questioning her. She didn't look surprised or change her emotion even a little bit. She just went "I'll go ahead and take that right now :)" as if she didn't just get called out.
>>81168511That was clever too
>>81168590yeah, i posted friends kissing friends and got banned once but this shit..
>>81168198I enjoyed this line. Disney has been busting their own tropes with their recent movies. I like it.
>>81168635Not going at all. Why the fuck would you let some random smattering of people you're never going to see again dictate how you do or don't have fun?
>>81168504....It's only kinda hot if you pretend he has a big ass.Kinda.
>>81167674I know where that's from.You're playing on thin ice anon.
>>81161073Okay, that is fucking cool.
>>81168642I envy you. The first few faps to furry porn are the best. All faps after those are just attempts at recreating the magic.
>>81168447>I'd go to the theater to see it but I don't have any friends who'd be willing to see a kid's movie. Especially since they don't want to seem like furries.Man the fuck up and go see it by yourself.Shit, seeing movies stone alone in a theatre is great. Whoever invented the ideas that movies are always social outings 100% of the time was fucking retarded. Don't waste the experience of seeing this film on a Camrip - they're all fucking atrocious.Who cares if you go see a kids movie by yourself? it's not like they're going to hang you or shame you on social media, unless you go in a fursuit.Don't go in a fursuit.
The whole skunk butt rug scene. Gets me every time because of the delivery
>>81168180>"What are you up to, Weselton?">"It's Weaselton!"I laughed
>>81168698Anon the point is to be so subtle to not reveal your power levelyou just revealed your power levelYou'd never survive in the wild. sun butt is better
Why is she so perfect?
>>81168776>cartoon nudityfor hwat purpose
>>81168088>>81168355>>81168361>>81168504>>81168604>This amount of faggotry
>>81167674I would think that a sun-themed background would be much better than some shitty moon.
>>81168032>>81168063>>81168180>>81168350>>81168735About time Weaselton gets some appreciation. He's a total qt too.
>>81168807She isn't real
In an alternate universe, Judy and Nick have to pilot giant robots to fight off a band of marauding gene hunters who are using other species to prolong their own dying species longevity
>Finally watch yesterday>Can't fap to Judy anymore, find her too "cute not sexy".Goddammit, I couldn' have watched at a worse time with today being Easter.
One thing I found funny was when Nick was coaching Judy on how to handle a press conference, he made fun of how short she was by crouching down low.
>>81160775If you kiss me tomorrow, Ill bite you.Not word for word, but you know what I mean.
>>81168731>I buried her in that rug.I don't know why, but this line caught me off guard. He went from talking about how Nick had insulted his family by selling him a skunk butt rug, and then immediately proceeded to tell Nick about how he buried his own mother in that same rug.
>>81168819I bet he's a total bitch
>>81168832Don't fap. For jesus.
>>81168088Finnick is dressed up as a baby through most of the movie and no one has made anything with him in diapers. Kinda odd.
>>81168819you could stick the qtest 3.14 in the world into a wifebeater and have the cute instantly negatedhe's no exception
>>81168832Give up those feelings anon, and embrace your new life.
>>81168832You shouldnt be fapping on easter anyway
>>81168817At least the nick laying in the grass doesn't have disgusting diapers on.
>>81168015What he said, before release, is that their relationship is not romantic. And that's true, the story ends with them being best friends rather than lovers.HOWEVER,>>81168079>>81168168>>81168448Nobody is denying that the sequel could develop that friendship into a romantic one.Rich Moore even said that the ship should be called "WildeHopps"
>>81168845>you know what I mean.I don't.Enlighten me please
>>81168862But Jesus's rebirth picked up the tab on that sin.
>>81168891They're only disgusting if they're used. Otherwise it's just fucking weird.
>>81168865really? before this thread most of the infantilismshit I've seen has been of finnick>>81168886but all the male oviposition anon
>>81168865>those eyesMY HEART
>>81168865>no one has made anything with him in diapersRight..
>>81168845it's "..I'll bite your face off."
You know what pair would be kind of cute?Gideon x Clawhauser
>>81168907finnick says something along the lines of "if you kiss me tomorrow, I'll bite your face off" to nick
>>81168966Nah, clawhauser is too flaming
>>81168966if nothing else, it would quarantine the shit
>>81168857That shit just made me laugh harder.
>>81168966Gideon would never stoop so low.
>>81169002>le quarantine mythYou can't. Cornering it off only gives it it's own space to fester.
>>81168966Only traitors fraternize with Clawhauserfags.
>>81169000honestly clawhauser is too gay to actually be gayhe's probably super catholic despite jesus not ever existing in this universe
>you know you love me>do I know that? Yes. Yes I do.
>>81168857>tfw grandmama loved nick enough that she wanted to be buried in the rug even though it seemed insulting
>>81160775For lines I like, "Oh yes, that's right, Stu. We settled HARD."But for the delivery of a line, I like that wide-eyed shrug Nick gives Judy after, "So how about a carrot farmer?"
>>81168857Are burial rugs a thing? I figured Mr B went to Nick to buy one, only after finding out it's origin. Which is why he considers it such an insult.
>>81169030the point is I'd rather have clawhauserxgideon than have them tie down two actual good characters
>>81169041>despite jesus not existing in this universeDid you miss all the christianity references throughout the whole movie?
>>81169029I like the idea of Gideon being really sweet until you insult his cooking. That's the only thing that makes him upset. Then he temporarily becomes the little evil shit he used to as he forces ingredients down your throat.
>>81168737>former ZPD elite, Judy hopps is fed up with the world>goes around breaking the legs of sheep who are planning a prey uprising>Gerry Conway presents; the BunnisherYES>>8116884410/10
>>81169041>despite jesus not ever existingThe only difference here is that he was a literal lamb
>>81169076what?I feel like you're desperate to go full retard, knock yourself out buddo
>>81169059It's a Godfather reference, it doesn't have to make sense.
>Nick and Judy wind up becoming Detectives after solving the big case in the sequel>They also get closer and it seems like they're definitely going to hook up>Last scene has them in a restaurant together>It's actually just a sting operation and they're there to catch some guys in the middle of a deal
>>81169041Simba's the Jesus
>>81169041>too gay to actually be gayI assure, there are plenty of faggots like him and even more flamboyant. The good thing is that you learn to avoid those drama queens.
Don't you dare fuck that rabbit, anon.
>>81169083>gideon will never force his "ingredients" down your throatactually not too bad considering how shit his hair is
>>81169106The polar bear does the sign of the cross
>>81169106Not him but god is mentioned several times, Judy's mom mentions the Devil, Nick talks about Kumbaya and says Hallelujah and one of the polar bears crosses himself at Mr. Big's house when he talks about Grandmama
>>81169106Nick mentions kumbayaMultiple Oh my God'sJudy's mom says something hurt like the devilGideon mentions speaking in tonguesA bear literally crosses himself at one point. Christianity is in zootopia
>>81169122that's a disney movie>>81168776is a fan comic
>>81169106>Polar blyat crossing himself>Nick clearly screams "Oh my God!" Although this one isn't necessarily an allusion to Christianity>Judy's mother mentions the devil>The speaking in tongues line
>>81169106>>81169153And Gideon meantioned "Speaking in Tounges" and Nick mentioned "Hallelujah" It's everywhere. I found it charming, normally these kinds of movies are scrubbed clean of that kind of cultural artifacts.
>>81169183And both are presenting the situation in the same manner.
>>81169177I wonder what species Zootopia's Jesus was.
>>81168015>>81168182>>81168265>>81168900This is like some X-Files levels of shipping.
>>81169199I concede, but only because ass
>>81169177>not specific to Christianity>not specific to Christianity>not specific to Christianity>not specific to Christianity>a bit of a point, I suppose
>>81169199>She's not a real cop! Our prayers have been answered!>Glorious day!
>>81169157And the Mr. Big's daughter says "oh my god" right before realizing there is a giant donut coming towards her.
>>81169199nick says hallelujah i think one time too>>81169210lion>>81169211remove
This is a small thing I noticed, but it did pique my interest. When Bellwether was chasing after Lionheart to get him to look at some forms, he yells at her to take care of it, but then he takes a breath and says please. We know that at this point in the film Lionheart was probably stressing out over the savage predators he had imprisoned yet he still tried to be mannerly towards Bellwether. I'm probably reading too much into this, but I just thought it was worth a bit of note.
>>81169210probably a sheep, for the obvious reason and also because sheep are jews
>>81169237The dad cheering "Meter Maid" was funny.
>>81169211Nice proxy you've got there, diaperfag.
>>81169210Wouldn't it have to be a lamb?
I want to go to church with Judy
>>81169106>>81169153>>81169157>>81169177>>81169199>>81169201Wow, /co/ really is a Christian board. /pol/ might like us better now.
>>81167764>>81167838Fuck yes, finally hi res shit.
>>81169201what does speaking in tongues mean? witchcraft speak?
>>81168865>no one has made anything with him in diapersAre you literally blind?You can't even browse for it without finding diaper shit.
>>81169210Lion. Simba's Jesus Christ and his disciples started the bug-eating tradition.
>>81169177>Oh my God'sNot disputing that but I was really surprised at how Disney let these in. I mean I thought they were a good Christian American company with little tolerance towards blasphemy.
>>81169059>That makes more sense, now that I think about it.
Hey /co/ wanna here a joke?
>>81169130You can't tell me what to do
>>81169298Some anon had a bunch of hi-res screenshots and was posting them last thread but i forgot to save them.
>>81169230Speaking in tongues comes from the new testamentKumbaya is a christian spiritualAnd the bear crossing himself is a bit more than "a bit of a point"
>>81169230Sure, non-Christians use these sayings, but they originate from Christianity
>>81169230Speaking in Tounges is an overtly christian idea, at least when called that. >>81169300It's an ability Epic Level Christians have access too.
>>81169298I have of Tundratown but it's too big to post
>>81169292Well its easter
>>81169300A reference to the events of Pentacost, where they were able to suddenly proclaim the gospel to foreign visitors to Jerusalem in languages they'd never known or studied.
>>81169253More like it's because he was in public.
>>81169324I would like to know more.
>>81169365Compress it pls, I need a nice background.
>>81169324This has been one of my favorite things to come out from this movie.
>there are still people that don't know that the characters have their own playlists on spotifyI seriously thought that was a cool touch
>>81169352>>81169364>>81169371>>81169396What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
ok, so zootopia has some sort of christianity analogue.we know that there is some concept of a god in the western sense, and the figure of the cross has some significance (ostensibly the same it has in christianity)but it obviously isn't 1:1 christianity becauseA) the bible as-is wouldn't make any sense at all in this universeB) the world doesn't even make sense as a "side-project" of yahweh (assuming zoochristianity is "real")so what do you guys think exactly is going on?
>>81169417And then there are people like me who've never bothered to figure out what spotify even is.
>>81169423Fence hopping isn't a sport, so I'll guess Soccer like the rest of the poor, unwashed non american world.
>>81169423I dont know Nick>>81169426
>>81169423I dunno you smug little fuck. What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
>>81169423What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Well do they have favorite sports? Yes, yes they do.
>>81169443B could still work as an Aslan thing.
>>81169443Perhaps you are just reading into it too much, probably more than they did
this artist's ZPD wolves are 10/10i hope i don't get the smug slug for posting this
>>81169398I'll try to post what I have
>>81168447Go see it at the cinema. Its worth it. Nobody gives a fuck if you see it alone. Those couples and families you're worried about? They don't care about you, they're going to see a film, not judge random strangers.Anyone who does waste their time judging people based on whether you're alone or not at the exact moment they see you, well they probably have a much sadder life than you.
>>81169398Is there a naked version of this exact pic? I need to see that ass with no clothes, man.
>>81169490BOOOOOOOthat was actually ok
>>81167838I'm surprised nobody has shopped the tips of the buildings into animal dildos yet.
>>81169490you fucking fox
>>81169492So did he make the wolves gay for each other?
>>81169490NO YOU FOXING RETARD THAT'S MASKED WRESTLING!!!GO BACK TO THE FRONX!
>>81169567IncrediblyThey hold hands during a threesome then one of them goes sub as fuck.
>>81169567yesas they should be
>>81169567Every character that isn't Nick or Judy is gay in his comics
>>81169590>fronxI expect better of you carlos.
>>81168088I'm glad the shitty fandom already ruined this movie for me, so I can still be amused by things like this.
>>81168731I'm just disappointed we didn't get to see any skunks in Zootopia.
>>81169567Any decent human can see that most of the ZPD is gay.
>>81169631I feel upset for some reason>>81169630what artist?
>>81169671They weren't part of the ZPD. They were private security hired by Lionheart.
>>81169615Full will get him bannedLook up bernielover on sadpandaIts actually worth it for the writing. I do wish the handcuffs one hadnt turned sexy, i liked the idea even if it was unexplained
>>81169417>spotifyShit's not available in my countryCan someone post them? are they long?
>>81169655Braying is the sound a donkey makes.
I've got an important question.Was most feels gif related or when Judy apologized?
>>81169683search for "bernielover" on sadpanda
>>81160775I liked the "did you just boot my strolley?" one, but from the Polish version. Unfortunately I don't think I can translate it while preserving its humor.
>>81169728When Judy apologized, no question.
>>81169728gif, because it felt less forcedalso nick makes a better woobie than judy
>>81169728A couple seconds before that when he actually says the whole >If they'll only see a fox as untrustworthy etc
>>81169750The line was funny in english too
so is it just me or did they use clawhauser for this ipod ad?
>>81169735I mean if anything is going to be made into Black people, shouldn't it be the Predators?
>>81169642But they stink!
How the hell did Clawhauser manage to pass the test to become a cop?He's a huge cheetah
What do carnivores eat in zootopia?
>>81169703Those are two different wolves you speciest fuck
>>81169829he went down on the test officiator
>>81169703What? How can they be gay?
>>81160775>"Are you crazy?! It'll take a miracle for this old tub to run again!">train grinds to life and heads down the tunnel>"...well, Hallelujah."
>>81169809If anything is going to be made into black people it should be the artists who make images like that to wank off to their transnigger fantasies, so they can all get shot by cops.
>>81169829He fucked Bogo.
>>81169808>Is it just me?Yes anon. It's you. You're the cat on the ad.
>>81169808I think you mean iPawd
>>81169829He wasn't always that big. He didn't start up on donuts until after he got the job.
>>81169839fish, arthropods, MAYBE birds and reptiles
>>81169829Sucked and fucked his way to the top, obviously. He knows his milkshake brings all the boys to the front desk.
>>81169901>>81169872>>81169856I SAID I SAY I SAIDHE'S A HUGE CHEETAH
>>81169885Art book says otherwise, but no clue how canon this gay cub Clawhauser is.
>>81169829Bogo secretly likes him so he got him a job
>>81169926>herWhat did he mean by this?
>>81169940If thats Clawhauser, Gazelle must be OLD
>>81169940I bet he sucked off that Panther kid just because he said he also likes Gazelle.Look at him. He's even pretending to hold a dick
>>81169926Damnit anon that meme is waaaaay dead
>>81169977She's likely Zootopia's Madonna
>>81169829U U U UU U U UU U U UU U U UProbably got fat after the testing, and the police union prevents annual testing
>>81169728Probably your gif for me. But that's only because during Judy's Apology I couldn't pay attention because of some faggot kids crying over the whole thing. They weren't even sad, they were like babies. Why the fuck do people take babies to see movies anyway. You're just paying for an extra person who won't even remember the fucking thing while ruining the film for everyone else in the process by not doing shit when they inevitably start shitting themselves and crying, which in turn sets off a bunch of other babies crying because they got freaked the fuck out too. I mean what the FUCK.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81169977Didn't shakira start as a teenager?
>>81170023Big guy sixteen you?
>>81170023>>81169883Is the U thing a new meme? Or is it a reference to something
>>81169728I think it was the scene in your gif. Although seeing Judy cry almost made me shed tears anyway.
>>81170062Why are the mods never around when you need them, but always around to delete things that aren't against the rules
>>81170067tell me about anonwhy does he post the U?
>>81169776>because it felt less forcedMan I entirely disagreeIf Nick's backstory hadn't been right there it would've been a nice moment of him finally opening up a bit, but they shoved his whole backstory right there at the most awkward spot
>>81170025Just go late-night screenings anon. Guaranteed no youngsters to fuck your screening up.I feel you though, my first screening was shit because I thought I'd be smart by going during school hours, so there would be no noisy kids to spoil the screening, but instead it backfired because even noisier kids that were too young to even be in school were there instead.
>>81170067It's a /tv/ meme. It's from TDKR, with the hilariously bad dialogue on the plane.
>>81170115This is what you have to do. You have to the last screening of the night if you want to have a good experience
>>81170115Or mid-day weekday screenings. I always see movies in the middle of the day on weekdays, due to being a NEET.
>>81170067>Is the U thing a new meme?wew
>>81170107Your prayers have been heard
>>81170153Thanks famalam. I'm out of pics of rabbit ass, so have best couple instead.
>>81170137Well it already has a lot of meme references, so...>>81170207DELETE THIS
>>81170207God damn, why does this shit still get meI've only seen the thing once as well. Kinda dreading the fact that I might legit tear up during my second screening.
>>81170025Had the same shit anon. Going to rewatch because babies fucked up a good portion of the movie and my enjoyment thereof. Hopefully I'll be stone alone.I just think that a lot of normal people are kind of fucking dumb and kids movies attract them like flies to shit, mainly because they can pretend their screaming hellspawn isn't their problem for an hour and a half.Also I think the local cinema chain doesn't charge you an extra ticket as long as you keep the thing on your lap, so that might be one reason.
>>81170067>he doesn't know about "The flight plan I just filed lists me, my boy, and this Jumbo Pop"
>>81170064A 4U reference inside a 4U reference?That's, like, sixteen Us.
i want to hug nick from behind
>>81170241Ignore and report, etc tec
>>81170313>Save Image As...
>>81170239I'm not here for the rabbit's ass, but thanks.
>>81170207Eh, the whole back story struck me as a bit contrived. No way would any scouts get together without adult supervision.
>>81170241>skin color penisworse than the cubafaggotry desualso nick is 12 years older than judy
>>81170207>W-what did I do wrong?
>>81170369The tiny trashcans always get me
>>81170368MY FOX IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS
>>81170383Around 8 years older than Judy, not 12
>>81170378>Eh, the whole story struck me as bit contrived. No way would any turtle beat a rabbitThat's how you sound like.
>>81170440It wouldn't. That story is stupid.
>>81170378I don't think they were alone. The adults were probably upstairs while the kids hung out in the basement.
>>81170207I love how much care has been put into these more emotional moments. It reminds me why I love animation so much: Where an actor would play a character who would feel that way, an animated character just does. A good actor can make you forget what you're really seeing, but a good actor often becomes a popular actor is someone you remember from another movie. This is just Nick. Fictional, but without the clumsy middle man of a physical stand in.
>>81170378actually most children do things unaffected by crippling anxiety
naked nick is hot
>>81170507>nick is hotftfy
>>81170465>>81170440>Implying the turtle doesn't always come first
>>81167838The skyscrapers still look like dragon dildos.
>>81170507There's not a single part of Nick that I wouldn't put in my mouth.
>>81170465The point of the scene is not about having you asking to yourself "Why there any adults supervision" but more about to understand the backstory of Nick and how he is actually more related to Judy than you could think.
>>81170541EVERY SINGLE TOWER IS A FORM OF ANIMAL DICK
>>81168072Agreedthat fucking face is priceless.
>>81170542>>81170580That's an insult to this guyhttp://matthiaslechner.com/
How will japan react to this movie?
>>81168072>>81170605>"Bitch, you know I'm right."
>>81170640>Taiwan Perhaps China should invade.
>>81170632His fault for making animal dildo towers.
>>81170640I'm betting on it breaking 200m over there
>>81165602Does she really say that? In the latin dub she says something like "My mom doesn't want you near"
>>81170640Is Japan's "furry population" even a thing? I'd imagine they'll love it because it's a bunch of western animals being cute in a western animated film.
>>81170640Well it's a Disney movie about cute animals releasing during Golden Week, so they're probably going to swarm the theaters.
>>81170640Like idiots, as usual for everything they see
>>81170632>your towers look like dicks>insult
>>81170640I'm not into the whole fursuit thing, but hopefully better than that
>>81170640>Costume that actually look cute and not creepyJapan will love it.
>>81170493How elegantly stated.
>>81170313oh god damnit
>>81170153>Building is clearly a dragon dildo
>>81170715>No neon green or electric blue in odd placesI never thought I'd see the day.
why is nick so sexy
>>81170696The exact line is "my mommy says she wishes you were dead"Meine Mami sagt, sie wünschte du
>>81170758how do you guys even know what a dragon dildo is
>>81170734tfw japanese make better fursuits.Pick not related. This is a mascot it doesn't count.
>>81170822Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>81170822have you never heard of bad dragon
>>81170822Oh, you have a lot to learn.
>>81170640Japan's gonna bring us to $1bil worldwide. If $1bil is reached before the japan release, then Japan is gonna make this the highest grossing animated film of all time, which is pretty exciting!Although Hayao Miyazaki's "The Wind Rises" will forever be the pinnacle of animated cinema.
>>81170816*du wärst totThe German line is identical to the English one.
>>81170842latin american surely
>>81170640I'm guessing Dr. Comet will draw some shit after watching this
I'm I the only one scared that the mods are going to BTFO the threads, because of the porn posters?
>>81170107like they give a fuckwe're pretty much fending for ourselves in this bitch
>>81170715You know...If furry masks were more of a masquerade thing I'd probably be into it.I mean you could clearly tell someone is a guy or a girl and even if you couldn't it wouldn't matter unless you're trying to fuck a stranger.I'd wear a fox mask and party at night. I probably wouldn't be as nervous since it was basically anonymous.
>>81170839I know a box of dragon dildos is an old joke, but I thought they were just that--jokes. No physical counterpart or drawings.>>81170848I have but I have no reason to visit their site.
Prepare for 85 percent of the generation to be furries.Not that I'm complaining
>>81170935A lot of people doomsay but I agree. I'm totally fine with it.
>>81170935I can't wait to be commissioned by the generation that grew up on this shit.
>>81170869The whole translation was pretty good, some name changes not withstanding.>"Gib zu, du stehst auf mich."Also Möhrchen sounds way more cuter than Carrots.
>>81170921I also can't put it into words, but if it's like that sort of thing (masquerade) or the same vibe as Fantastic Mr. Fox or Cat Returns, I can dig it.
>>81170964>mfw rolling in the zoobucks soon
What would you do to get Nick to stop looking so smug?
>>81170930Joke?Did you not see that one thread we had about the best maintenance methods for dildos and the various animal shaped inserts? I initially was a bit skeptical about storing them in corn starch after cleaning them. But if I'm going to drop over a hundred bucks on a masturbatory aid, I'd want to keep it as like new as possible.
>>81170888Is he still making those kemono island cds? I use to adore his work, but after a few years it didn't seem like he was improving at all and I gave up on his stuff.
>>81170935I don't understand this kind of thinking. All kids go through that "what kind of animal would you want to be" thing. It's the same as "what kind of fairy would you like to be" or "what kind of transformer would you like to be". It's like picking a favorite color. It doesn't mean anything.
>>81170916Well at least they delete the cringe stuff.It's the price to pay for "competence" I guess.
>>81170378>No way would any scouts get together without adult supervision.Considering why they met up, I don't see how it's hard to believe.
>>81169492Looks like a 5 year old drew it....Who's the artist?
>>81171015full force fellatio
>>81169115>I love you pumpkin>I love you hunny bunny>Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
>>81170541>Hopps' produce stand in the cornerSo how successful do you think their farm is, anyway?
>>81171008Oh no It's golden
>>81171072Bernielover on FurA
>>81171015Nothing. He absorbs incoming energy and converts it into more smug.
>>81171008The one with the consensual cucking wasn't too bad
>>81171052He's working on a new one it seems.Also did you know he did some mainstream art back in the early 2000sHe drew some characters for the Suikoden Visual Novel games, SuikoGaiden.
>>81171015Why would I want to do that?
You can take Bellweather out on a date, /co/, but only if you can get past Woolie. Could you do it?
Why can't he be real?
>>81171072the dialogue is of his stuff is what makes it for me
>>81170935>Furries taking over the worldTurns out the aliens weren't from the outside...
>>81170640Judy Hopps daki
>>81171074You can look smug while doing that.I can't post examples but yeah.
>>81171099ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M
>>81171163Wait a second, where did those kids get a muzzle anyway when every mammal is sapient?Did they rob a sex store?
>>81170176>>81170232She named her police cruiser "Alphonse." And her meter maid mobile.And her carrot pencorder.
>>81171256>Did they rob a sex store?
Anyone have a link to that camrip?
>>81171277Bernielover on FurA
>>81171118No, but from what I just googled the art for that game looks pretty horrible...
>>81171131So hes not so smug.
>>81171316Oh boy, another wedding pic.
>>81171155Butt of a rifle to the face
>>81171209>Eh I'm more of a French cinema type of guyOkay I laughed. This is what I want, not the porn.
>>81171198fuller force fellatio
>>81171256Muzzles are used by cops. You see it in the police station ("He bared his teeth first")
i want nicks knot
>>81171329I cant stop reading
>>81171354Can you even own a gun in Zootopia?
>>81171326But I want the smug.
>>81171353Gotta catch 'em all.
Now with pants!
>>81171408I want to exchange saliva with Nick by using our mouths.
>>81170698They have their own kind of furry community.Kemono =/= furry
>>81171294>Bernieloveris a joke right?
>>81170640Sindoll better make some shit.
>>81171453>Tfw still don't want to save it because still looks too much like porn artstyleI'm sure /co/ will break my "purity" one day, but that day is not today.
>>81170640Melonleaf was on it from the moment the first trailers were released.
>>81171422Same. I'm more laughing than finding this erotic.
>>81171502I used to love SindollBut all of his stuff seems too same facey now.I'd pay for Mayoineko to do some stuff though
>Love me some staplers. I dunno what it is about 'em.What the fuck lmao
>>81171422looks like opm
>>81169110I guess it's a Doggy Dogg world
>>81171535You're not alone, friend. I don't save ones that look exaggerated and have that porn art style
>>81171572Like Dr. Comet, Sindoll's anatomy is also getting progressively worse.
>>81171570I have been thinking about the exact same joke.
>>81171625Even if it's not porn?
>>81171671That one doesn't have the full porn art style vibe. The one above with Nick's butt is creepy to me.
>>81171746Whatever you say.
The neighbors giving words of encouragement across the wall while Nick is over at Judy's apartment
nick has a nice butt
>>81171609l-lewd>>81171625I've saved stuff that could potentially have some anons fapping, but I just like the art iah (pic related). Some artstyles just put me off though.>>81171671>>81171790What's the issue with these ones? Good art and the latter is just cute.
>>81171790>That middle left panel where Nick's mouth is openI know they're going for some normal dialogue with a head tilt, but all I see is an "O" Face.
>>81171818I don't get it
>>81171818Dude, if you're going to post porn at least give us some warning. There's too many people using spoilers for safe stuff for you to do that.
>>81171905I have realized how much I want to see office shenanigans with these characters. Disney get on it NOW
>>81171627I don't get it
>>81171966I wanna see a day in the life of Delgato and Fangmire. A wolf and a tiger as police partners? There's some stories there.
>>81172009I really feel like this should have Nick calling her "Officer Toot-toot"
>>81172007Its out of context. They're mocking Nick for doing dirty dancing with Judy
which one of you fags keeps making /b/ threadsthere has been a thread 24 hours a day for the past week or so
does anyone know how the movie is doing in the UK right now? no numbers on box office mojo yet as far as i can tell
>>81171905>Do this in a libraryI want to live in Zootopia
>>81172009In all seriousness, I hate how this movie has turned me into a shipfag. I'd keep on denying it but my 300+ folder of Judick is just there, staring me in the face, judging me every time I lie to myself.
>>81172054Do people still go to /b/?
>>81171609>hard surface rendering style>lighting is random>cast shadows are missing>soft shadows all over the place>reflected purple light that makes the form harder to readThis is bothering me more than it should...
>>81172076/b/'s worse than it used to be these days. Probably ties for /v/ with largest underage userbase.
>>81172009Christ, I haven't shipped anything since I was in middle school. This is a very disturbing feeling.
Smellweather needs to be redeemed in the sequel so we can get more Smellweather action
>>81172054Besides one dedicated autist there's probably at least 2 others that care enough to make them.
>>81172076I legit thought /trash/ was the new /b/>>81172124You haven't even shipped your dick with a girls vagina?
>>81172119/v/ is actually worse. At least /b/ enjoys something every once in a while.
>>81172143>Bellwether hates predators because they boss her around>She gets arrested>She's put in the midst of bigger meaner prey>They boss her around even worse than the predators did>She comes out learning that its not just a predator problem and works to fix the problem and find justice for all small creaturesI want this so bad
The joke is that Judy's in season.
>>81172256She's a rabbit. She should always be "in season". Rabbits are able and willing from the moment they reach sexual maturity.
>>81172059I guess they don't do early calculated estimates and instead wait for the weekend to be over because they tally up the totals.
>>81172156>/trash//trash/ is furry porn, fetish, and discarded generals. /b/ is whatever the fuck
>>81172321>furry porn, fetish, and discarded generalsYep, that's /b/.
>>81172321I really wanted to like /trash/ since it's the furry board we never had, but I couldn't handle the loli/shota and bestiality...
>>81172282but wouldn't their newfound intelligence override their bestial old ways? I mean I know when I get horny I don't cause a rampage until I fuck something.
>>81172391>Can make your own threadsIt was a doomed concept from the start.
>>81172411but there's no special "in heat" period
>>81172321And that hunger games bullshit.I have no idea how that works.
Try to give me feels, I bet you can't!
>>81172426>Bellwether gets off easy under the defense that "It was just a prank!">She goes around stalking Nick and "pranking" him some more
>>81172411There is not nearly enough Judy/Bellweather out there.
>>81172411Well yes. That's probably why Judy was able to focus on becoming a cop.But like I said, rabbits don't have a "heat". They'll fuck no matter what season it is. All Judy needs is to find the right man.
>>81172478Gideon will never bake you a blueberry pie
>>81172487I'm sure Bellweather wouldn't been such a bitch if the mayor just gave her a good dicking.
>>81172478finnick will probably never have anymore screen time
>>81172510Feels like shit desu senpai
>>81172478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMQ3jwqH_lU the elephant is dying!
What were some of the other things that Nick wrote on his police application at the bottom for skills?I only remember seeing 'night vision, excellent sense of smell'
tfw you will never feel nicks soft warm fur
>>81172478inb4 someone posts the JewWario thing
>>81172287ok thanks, i guess we'll find out tomorrow or so then
>>81172566nothing Disney can do will ever do him justice
>>81172485Go on Nick. Give that foot a nice lick and take charge.
>>81172585Business savvy. I think those were the only three he wrote.
>>81172645>the most overused cliche everwhy would anyone give a shit?
>>81172542I'm pretty sure the dicking is what sent her over the edge.
>>81172487>She goes around stalking Nick and "pranking" him some more
>>81172657I'd also like to point out that under "Have you ever been arrested" he checks both boxes as if he either lied and then told the truth or told the truth and then lied
This thread is about to be archivedI just want to let you guys know that you are all fucking weird for thinking nick is the best fox
>>81172775theyre all the best
i wish i had a bf like nick
>>81172754More likely he misinterpreted what it was asking, or checked one of them off too quickly.>Ever been arrested? Hah, no.>Or called in front of a court, shit, yeah.Something like that. Still a great little touch.
>>81172796>Gull wing suicide doorsI didn't know I wanted this
>>81172775shit taste senpai
>>81172234I think her heart got broken, either because a predator left her or one stole her boyfriend
Why do I love this movie so much? More than any animated movie I've seen in a long while. The level of desire I have to see the fox and rabbit become a confirmed couple astounds me. I've not given a damn about two characters getting together this much ever. How they interacted, their similar back stories, overcoming their prejudices and genuinely liking each other. I just want to see them walk down the aisle in a tux and dress, kiss, then go fall asleep together in the some home. I'm also rather surprised at how mature, for a lack of a better word, the whole movie feels. It doesn't feel like it's shying away from some things in order to THINK OF THE CHILDRENS or look down on the viewers. The only thing I can think of that felt out of place was the Gazelle song, and only because I don't think there needed to be a song in the film at all. Was this made by a "B-Team"? I thought I read that somewhere. If so I don't think they should be called a B-Team anymore. Hopefully if we get a sequel it has as much love and care and maturity to it that this one had. I wouldn't mind waiting another 4 years if the quality was right. Since the world is more fleshed out perhaps it shouldn't take them as long? Constant script revisions could be why it came out so well, with them ironing it out until it was perfect. So that's the only thing I can see possibly being the hardest thing for them to get right. I feel with what they gave us already that they can deliver though.
>>81169410That gave me a hearty kek
>>81172775>current year>thinking Nick isn't the absolute best fox ever
>>81172912>B-TeamAllegedly the big one for the year is the Hawaiian chick princess movie with the Rock and a toaster.
>>81172873I can't believe NCH animated a whole video just to make the same stupid reference>>81172897>I think her heart got brokenMother fucker I think her face got broken after being manhandled by the mayor>REALLY BASKETBALL JORDAN GRIP HER FACE
>Zootopia 2>Celebration about the new year in the police station>Judy & Nick decide to go in a room where there are no one because they have to talk>They have to talk about stuff that concerns recent events that is about recent crime problems in Zootopia>Since Judy & Nick are buddy cops, they have to deal with a lot of pressure that concerns the fact they are the first one of their species to be cop in Zootopia and have to give the right image about it and these crime problems are mainly due of their actual positions since some mammals can't accept the fact that a bunny and a fox are cops>Judy drinks some coffee because it's late and she needs something to boost her energy>She begins to feel not very good>Nick's phone begins to ring>By reflex, he accept the call>A familiar voice said "When you will be in hell Nick, tell them Judy Hopps send you">Judy goes savage and Nick is scaredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9_yNuPIWEU
>>81172775it's got ages to go you dip.
>>81172920All other husbandos kneel before the might of cute hick fox.
>>81172234I want to fuck this sheep And I'm not even Welsh
image limit for qt
nick is so cute
>>81173023here we call people from new zealand sheepfuckers. Good to see this is a worldwide thing.
>>81173031I love the way disney did the wolves. It isn't just an animal head on a human body, they actually have the big chest and fluffy neck.
>>81169490¿Qué chingados dijiste de mi pinche zorro de mierda?!
>>81173391You'll cross the border next time, Pedro
>>81173391This fox shit just smugged you, wall provider.
why does finnick like french rap?does anyone know the song he plays in his van?
>>81173391MAKE ZOOTOPIA GREAT AGAIN.BUILD FENCE.
>>81159874a thread that hasn't hit image limit yet
>>81173391What would Mexican Zootopia be like? Just Little Rodentia but but with sombreros?
>>81172713Since she tried to sabotage his city... does that mean he'll fuck her like a pig
>>81173024So Nick is basically bad pun dog... only funnier.I can live with this.
>>81172948Do they really think it's going to top Zootopia? I mean maybe if they market it to fucking hell and back, but I don't see anything storywise topping Zootopia in a long time. The story is just so relatable and outside of obvious cartoon/movie things that help further the plot, it's very down to earth.
>>81170882>>81170842Weird death/religion rules on translation
>>81169110That's a small room
>>81171099Oh, yes! That would be perfect!
>>81173031Gosh darn Carl Plemens those wolves looked cool as fuck