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>"Flash">actually the slowest character in the movieWhat did the writers fuck up this bad?
>Mr. Big>is actually tiny
actually, flash went the fastest of any animal in the movie. His car is really fast and he likes to go fast.
He's the fastest sloth
>>80974379>Jewdy Hopps>is completely non-SemiticBLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>a Disney movie full of tropesNo, say it ain't so!
>>80974379You didn't see him InitialDing it around Zootopia?
What happened to that sad judy fic?
>it's always sunny in philadelphia>it actually isn't
>>80974527>character's name is Nick>he never actually steals anything in the movie
>>80974379>It will be extremely painfulit wasnt.
>>80974379technically one of the fastest, given access to his vehicle.
Just a reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>80974658He stole the night howler gun
>>80974680Just a reminder that jokes are things and people make them.
>>80974739Confiscated evidence.
>>80974666>This can't be happening! >I'm in charge here!>He never was
>>80974979>This can't be happening! >>I'm in charge here!Did he say this in the book or something?
>>80974379He's so slow I almost thought that image was animated
>>80975029I believe that was in the French version
This movie makes me want to quit engineering school (which I'm failing) and become a cop. What do?
>>80974527More like Judy Hipps amirite?
>>80975116Study Harder and work on those abs
>city is named zootopia>it doesnt take place on a zooBUT WHY?
>get a review>2 sad 5 me I hope the next chapter has an alien god using a phallic symbol made of shitis... is this normal?
>>80975295But it does take place in a Zoo.It's just a future Zoo for super advanced humans.When you're probably some horrible silicon/carbon life form fusion moving towards the next level of existence, a normal zoo just doesn't do it for you
>>80975341
>>80975249God she has great thighs, doesn't she?
>>80975309I've gotten a few odd reviews, but nothing quite like that
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE ZOOTOPIA GREAT AGAIN! THERE'S GOING TO BE A WALL, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT WALL, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE RAINFOREST DISTRICT PAY FOR IT! WE'RE GOING TO GET ALL THE CAMELS THE FUCK OUT UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON, OKAY!ANOTHER ONE OF THE BEARNIE PEOPLE, OUT OUT OUT OUT! SHAVE HIS FUR!
>>80975542I don't think Judy would start the banter, only really play along with it if Nick started. Otherwise she would probably be more concerned that hes down.
>>80975309Sounds like another anon intentionally rusing you.
>>80975249Yup.Also what is it with fucking Captcha making me hungry in the middle of the night with all these dumb food pics I have to click on?
>>80975609I normally don't defend creative writing, but he did kinda start it. She was concerned though, that he seemed a little down.
>>80975116Depending on where you live becoming a cop actually isn't that hard. Most states have pretty average physical fitness requirements and the written portions aren't hard to pass either.Be aware that the job really doesn't pay that well starting off.
>>80975437Which is also what makes it effective at making adults feel the sad. Kids get the cute talking animals, adults get the pensive consideration of what could have been.
>>80974709>mfw I just witnessed the only foreseeable end to my lifeI didn't even realize it was so until I saw this, but really, that's probably it.I didn't ask for this.I don't even fucking like Sonic.
>>80974521That's kind of like being the world's tallest midget.
>gay character>isn't a flamboyant token faggot>>80975646>Captcha wants me to select all the piesIt's becoming skynet
>>80975691Also, this gif isn't what I thought it was.
>>80974611It's finished, writefag is writing a sequel now
>>80975712Well we don't know hes gay.But he very well could be, and honestly even if it wasn't their intention, I wouldn't be surprised if Byron and Rich make him gay in the sequel because of the fan reaction.Well I assume people outside 4chan think hes gay too right?
>>80975712He's not gay, he just loves Aslan.
We need more operator JudyAlso, where can I check for updates on FunBun Season? Anything new recently?
>>80975116You should stop falling for obvious police propaganda.
>>80974611Finished with the first chapter of a sequel out.Look up fritewag on FF
>Name is Sarge>Is actually a Colonel
>>80975748>tiny ARprobably fires 22. kek
Will Zootopia 2 have any scenes of domestic bliss like this one?
>>80975116>Posting the Sicario/zootopia poster while talking about wanting to be a copGetting mixed signals here anon>>80975786Well I'm sure with the income of two people, they could get a better apartment.But hopefully.Not sure how I feel about the choker tho
>>80975116I'm in the same boat, anon. This movie has made me aspire to make the world a better place.
>>80975748>>80975782Judy's crudely draw EOTech has two lenses
>>80975786>implying Zootopia 2 will happen
>>80975786I would really like a scene of Nick and Judy of off work together and just being great together before the plot really takes off.
>>80975817>implying it won'tThis movie is teetering close to making Frozen money.
>>80975817Frozen is getting a movie sequel and Tangled and BH6 are getting tv seriesAs good as Zootopia did, its bound to get something. And a theatrical sequel would probably be the best option.
She's so fucking qt, man. Is Nick the luckiest guy ever or is he going to fuck it all up in whatever cannon material continues the story? possible Z2 like 5 years from now
>>80975816Nick's tiny shotgun shells
>>80975249more like qt hopps
>>80975848You got a source on any of that?
>>80975848>Tangled and BH6 are getting tv series>TangledWhy.>BH6Might actually work.>And a theatrical sequel would probably be the best option.I want a telltale detective game, short animation series solving cases, and or a sequel.
>>80975569Bearnie is an omnivore who has something in common with everyone in Zootopia. You can say that about Trunk.
>>80975868http://www.playbill.com/article/kristen-bell-will-begin-work-on-frozen-sequel-this-monthhttp://www.ew.com/article/2015/06/02/disney-channel-tangled-animated-series-mandy-moore-zachary-levihttp://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/big-hero-6-tv-series-872040
>>80975712nope he's not gay, ignore the stupid fans and shippers who insist he is.
>>80975865QT Hipps?
post smugness
>>80975878>I want a telltale detective gameHell yes. Something like The Wolf Among Us would be amazing.
>>80975761The Zootopia crossover work has been pretty good so far>>80975782Implying tiny operator waifu couldn't fuck your shit up>>80975116>>80975814Study harder and pick up your grades, get EMT/EMS certified over the summer, start working out, get your bachelors, then apply to be a first-responder of some kind. If it doesn't work out, just go get an engineering job.>>80975846>Disney is jew central, they'll make a second one because it will print them money>>80975862fucking .40 gauge>>80975902>Thats not a carrot in my pocket.jpg
>>80975845Yeah I hope they find an opportunity for such a scene. It'd be great to seeing how Nick and Judy interact with each other when there isn't some impending peril hanging over their heads, and if/how they spend time together off duty. Especially if it's building towards their budding romance.
>>80975656>you will never have a girl look at you the way Judy looks at Nick at the start of that concertAnyone got a shot?
>>80975814Let's join the police together, anon. We can be just like Nick and Judy.
>>80975862>lower recoil for his small size>higher capacity in a compact shotgunNick is practical about his tactical
>>80975936Who would be Nick and who would be Judy? I don't think I have the hips to be Judy...
>>80975718...Pacific Rim?
>>80975927>fucking .40 gaugeA .40 gauge shotgun would be huge.
>>80975937I'm not sure if it's just me, or maybe the aesthetic of fox genitalia, but this picture is screaming phallic to me.
>>80975895Cool, thanks.
>>80975896This is the part of Zootopia's popularity that I am truly dreading-- the gay shippers. It's going to be especially bad because so many furfags are gay.
>>80975712>in the sequel, we see his partner who helps him run the store>acts like the stereotypical flamboyant fag for the first time meeting Nick, complete with the lisp>starts laughing and drops his voice to a deep country accent>only acts like that to fuck with cityfolk when they walk in>is a completely normal farmboy-turned-baker afterwards>bonus points if he's a sheep
>>80975816>it'll still be just as inaccurate
>>80975964pic related>>80975971I meant .410. Also >>80975937 has the right idea>>80975988The fuck is going on here?
>>80975988I wouldn't mind eyepatch Nick.though I got a sort of fetish for permanent injuries. Not super crippling, but still there.
>>80975748>operator >no trigger discipline
>>80975998>bonus points if he's a sheepGideon would never stoop that low>>80976004Assuming the batteries haven't died already.
>>80975998>bonus points if he's a sheep>not Travis the ferret
>>80975998That would be great.But its never happening
>Zootopia 2>Literally the first song you hear in the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQPost your reaction.
>>8097597140 gauge is small. Something like 12 guage is bigger. A 2 gauge is huge as fuck.
>>80975786It'll be Judy dancing and singing with her roommate Clawhauser.
>>80975960Do you have the smug to be Nick tho?
>>80976020Shit, given Zootopia's apparent tech level I wouldn't be surprised if they can manage bionic eyes.
>>80975748not quite operator but I have plenty of tacticute.>>80975786>>80975845I too hope for some slice-of-lifey scenes between the two of them. My big hope is for a karaoke scene combined with a montage.
>>80976028Well if they are in the middle of a combat situation, shouldn't their fingers be on the trigger? Looks like they are preparing to bust down a door
>>80976028No trigger discipline in any art of them involving firearms. Autist artists need a /k/ommando education.>>80976071Keep it coming
There better be birds in the sequel
>>80976048>the executive meddling is this bad
>>80976045That's just lazy.
>>80976079>>80976071Send >>80976082 right to the trash.
>>80976053Do you know what a period before a number means?
>>80976079more winter soldier crossovers?
YOAnyone have any update on FunBun or a place I can check for updates?
Someone please post Nick as Robocop and Judy as Anne Lewis.
>>80976048They could meme a lot harder than that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>80976039Ayyy
>>80976125>for youJ: "Nick...!"N: "Who the fuck is Nick?!?"I had a translated version somewhere but I don't know where it went
>>80976079>>80976104okay.>>80976020I know how you feel. ChronoCrusade gave me a fetish for heroes pushed beyond their physical limits, broken for it, and then they keep pressing on, un-fucking-relenting.
>>80976071>a montageShit, that would be perfect. I'm not a huge fan of montages, but just something taking Nick and Judy through their day would work so well.
>>80976114.40 gauge does not exist. Perhaps you were referring to .410? Still small. Also called bore.
>>80976020>though I got a sort of fetish for permanent injuries. Not super crippling, but still there.This comic might be to your tastes.
>>80976045>not putting him with the lamb he bullied earlier in that scene>he was only being such a jerk because he was confused about his feelings and wanted to drive the source of them awayHonestly, that could work with either of them.
>>80976104what do u have against birds
>>80976158forgot my picture, how embarrassing.
>>80976127Well I believe THAT tumblr has the most current version, but you can't post it.>>80976158One example I liked was Hiccup losing his leg at the end of HtTYD. By the tv series he was basically over it, but it was still a pretty big loss all things considered
>>80976082I completely agree as long as they are shown to be regular animals like real birds
I think this might be the last of my tacticute stuff.
>>80976066I can't hold a candle to Nick's smug, but I'm no pushover. I think I can pull it off with the right amount of practice.
>>80976127Latest Funbun is listed on pastebin.
>>80976165I read that while it was still updating. Pretty great art, though I thought it dipped into melodrama a bit.It did scratch that itch though. I should reread it>>80976168Well that lamb was a girl, so unless you are saying hes not gay its not gonna work
Can we get some depressing fanart
>>80976175Was that pic from a #preylivesmatter riot?
>Disney does a short series of shorts before Zoo 2: Electric Boogaloo>we find out heros just outside the ZPD>Judy is way over the top excited, bouncing and what not, because Nick reluctantly agreed to a date and is trying to stay smug, while screaming internally>skip to date>Judy is talking a mile a minute in between intermittent pauses of Nick chiming in, visibly uncomfortable, with the sole purpose of not being an ass. Obviously, trying to be nice because he genuinely wants the date to go well>Judy eats this up, due to the adorability of it, but doesn't say a word to make fun of him, trying to help him outI know this will never happen. It honestly hurts just to exist.
>>80976168>implying the reason Gideon and Travis bullied those douchbags wasn't because they heard the rumors and called them faggots when they walked by.
>>80976093I kind of want Gideon to have an Ellis streak where he has all of these insane stories about him and his buddy Travis.>>80976168 is a pretty cool idea, but didn't that sheep want to be an astronaut?
>>80976212this is literally the only depressing thing i have
>>80976161See >>80976014>I meant .410>>80976168that's not half bad anon.>>80976185Anon I need my fix of semi-lewd Fox-Bun interaction, help>>80976175>>80976199I've got a few more
>>80976208The other lamb. The boy in the green shirt. Even if he wasn't gay, feeling confused about liking a sheep would still be a good motivation for it.
>>80976185I liked how by the sequel, Hiccup was even teasing about it.>"I [damaged his tail] but he got me back, right buddy?">>80976153>>80976079>winter soldier nick>The idea of Judy, heartbroken for years and blaming her his death on herself>Sees him again and he can't even remember who he is or recognize herMy heart...
>>80974379I like the scene they cut for the trailer a lot more than the full one in the actual movie. It was dragged on for too long.
>>80976232>>80976208The one wearing a trucker cap >>80976231
>>80976203Then it's settled, you can be Nick and I'll be Judy. I am optimistic and kindhearted enough to pass
>>80976235Wtf, I need more
>>80976208>melodramaI don't know, I think it handles the drama well.Maybe I'm just used to more Japanese-styled stories.
>>80976247>Zootopia: Civil War trailer>"Nick. Do you remember me?">"Your mom's name was Bonnie. We used to have an apartment, downtown.">"You're a wanted fox, Nick">"I don't hustle like that anymore"
>>80976231You know, even though it ends well enough, this scene actually did make me feel pretty uncomfortable, more so than any other scene in the movie.>>80976282I think it was mostly everything involving the little girl's plotline that bugged me. But tis been too long since I've read it so its all kinda fuzzy now
>>80976239looking kind of Hesta there, Judes.Admittedly, it does make me want to see that picture but with Judy wearing the hat and with two knives.Man, just imagine what if Judy whipped out knives. She'd be jumping all over her enemies, pincushioning them, and knocking them around as she jumps off with powerful kicks.
>>80976272>>80976231Am I the only one who thought trucker hat sheep seemed a little smitten by Judy?
>>80975646Ugh why doesn't Judy rampage in my city?
>>80976277i gotchu
>>80976231>>80976232Why was it that Gideon had such a thick hillbilly accent while the rest of the people living in Bunnyburrow didn't? Did he move there from Arkansas or something?
>>80976324
Drew Koslov cause he gets overlooked too much
>>80976307I heard people audibly gasping as soon as Judy kicked him in the chest.
>>80976333>>80976329Perhaps. Though it was probably his speech impediment getting in the way
>>80976329It's a country predator accent. Travis had it too.
>>80976315>With the agility she displays in this scene, she could easily chain-combo-kill a group of enemies Assassin's Creed style
>>80976307I suppose in a sense it sorta makes it convenient, in a way.I do wish that it would have been a chapter or two longer though, in all honesty. Even I as someone who adores it can see that it has some flaws. I try to not be completely bias.http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Pandemonium-Majutsushi-no-Mura
Why is it always depressing art and guns and shit with these threads. >tfw I just want to discuss cute animal characters
>>80976329He was a Mississippi hick, while the Hopps family were Midwestern hicks.
>>80976335Very nice.
>>80976343Didn't she kick him in the mouth?
>>80976329Stu said Gideon was the best pastry chef in the triburrows area. Presumably he was from another town further away.
>>80975998>Zootopia 2>starts off in the burrows, the festival the first one started off in>Nick, Clawhauser, and Finnick join Judy to meet her family>Nick has uncomfortable conversations with Stu>the kids take interest in Finnick and think he's just a funny looking bunny>Clawhasuer and Gideon hit it off>by the end of the movie, only one ship sails
Imagine if Flash was hit with the night-howler pellet.
>>80976165Are you the anon with the abuse fetish? What other media can you recommend?I have no shame
>>80975712I don't think he was gay. He just likes baking and had a lot of childhood insecurities because of being interested in effeminate hobbies. I wouldn't care if he ended up homosexual but there wasn't anything in the movie that implied that besides "hurr durr pink and cupcakes" and that's just him marketing his business.
>>80976367She did
>>80976359I'm game bruh. Any specific background animals you thought were cool or cute?
>>80976335Like the other Anon said, real nice drawing, though I don't get why it's spoilered.Mods aren't really removing anything that isn't at least romantic to my knowledge.
>>80976406You're thinking small, son.Imagine if an entire housing district full of Sloths was hit with a night-howler bomb.They'd have a live action recreation of 300.
>>80976161.40 gauge does exist.
>>80976425Dunno if it counts as a "background" character, but I find it kinda surreal that our protagonist (one of them) has a bunch of siblings and we'll never really get to know them personally just because there's so fucking many. Like we would never be able to tell who is who out of 200+ bunnies in her family, hell Judy even looks different than all the others just so she stands out. All of em are cute as fuck though
>>80976422That's why I like the idea. I'd like to see more straight gay characters in movies. They're completely normal, except for liking dick instead of vag. It's a nice departure from the glamorous fag.There's been like one that I can think of off the top of my head, in Para-Norman.
Is cuteness in his duhnuh?
Do they ever mention in the movie that predators eat fish/bugs or whatever?
>>80976400>It's Finnick and one of Judy's sister's>There's even a wedding>Judy catches the bouquet and immediately looks at Nick
>>80976465
>>80976458I feel they kind of traded believable world building for the sake of making that rabbit joke by giving her 300+ siblings. Having 20-30 would have gotten the same joke across without making it weird.
>>80976483Well that would sure help them avoid making any specific commitments. But if they are going that far, they should just do it in reverse, have Nick and Judy marry and then have Finnick's girl grab the flowers.I'm personally not a fan of eternal teasing.
>>80976458What do you do with so many kids, desu? Do most of them run off to a meat grinder military career to keep the population in check?
>>80976483That'd be terribly entertaining.
>>80976329As someone from Arkansas I have to say "Fuck you.".For the love of god why do we get all the stereotypes of all the shithole states that surround us. Most people from AR dont have much of a southern accent.
>>80976460I agree. I wouldn't mind if they did reveal him having a partner or something so long as it's not some in your face diva homosexual stereotype.
Taking drawing requests (example >>80976335 )
>>80976453.40 cal yes, but not .40 gauge.
>>80976497>>80976465I know this makes no sense, but this is the only character I have a lewd attraction towards, everyone else I just can't see them in that way. Also I'm a straight male. no homo
>>80976514Well the art book mentioned that the concept for Judy's home included 24/7 rotations through the kitchen so that everyone kept fed. Presumably everyone shared in the farm labor out of necessity. All that excess produce probably gets sold off elsewhere, because the concept art makes the Hopps come off as fucking loaded.
>>80976530Original concept fanart. PLZAlso FinnickxNick. Enjoy your (you)
>>80976506We don't know how many of those are blood siblings and how many are in-laws.
>>80976506I do like that they gave her so many, just because it's unique and fun in a movie, but yeah, kinda crazy since siblings of a protagonist tend to play a role in some way in a film, usually, but all those bunnies will never even get names. Also her mom is qt as fuck
>>80976400>Gideon meets Clawhauser>bullies him about his morbid obesity and poor taste in food.>>80976528>>80976460Same here. As a fag I hate how most gay characters are just campy faggots. We need more regular guys who like other guys.
>>80976530A bus stopIt's rainingThere's a Tiger person with an UmbrellaSeveral Bunnies are holding on to his leg to keep from being blown awayThe tiger looks non-plussed
>>80976530Draw >>80975998 >>80976168with the trucker cap sheep
>>80976530Nick in a scruffed up suit. Clearly he's been through some shit but radiated determination.
>>80976500Funbun is posted by an anonymous guestLife is a fucking nightmare>>80976509Have you seen the show Castle? Same buddy-cop dynamic as zootopia except we had to wait 4 seasons before the MCs got together.>>80976530Something with Judy like the woman in >>80976315, operator wielding knives.
>>80976416I mean, I like seeing a character get pretty much emotionally destroyed and be broken in pretty much every sense of the word, kicking them to the edge of the abyss only to have someone swiftly save them from their descent into madness.I don't know if I'm a sadist or masochist or whatever or not because of it, but I'm happy as long as it has a happy endingI'm not a connoisseur of it though, and really only know of Pandemonium Wizard Village, I'm still a newfag in that sense.
>>80976530Gideon and Travis being a cute couple.>>80976554>Also I'm a straight male. no homoJust bros being bros.
>>80976530I vote for the second request of >>80976588, Gideon with the sheep girl he bullied.
>>80976568Hmm, makes me wonder:Would intelligent Bunnies set up underground farms like in Dwarf Fortress. That would multiply the amount of arable land by a huge number.
>>80976605Well you generally expect TV shows to take their time with relationships since thats a luxury they can afford.Movies don't quite have that amount of time to build up. Movies generally get 1 or 2 sequels at most, so they gotta spend their time wisely.
>>80975295"zoo" is short for "Zoological Park"Zoo as part of a word means animal
>>80976584Gideon's a fatty too, and he'll end up being Clawhauser's size eventually
>>80976530Judes using this thing on the jewsheep.
>>80976611The happy ending part is important. I'm not a sadist I think. As long as they get a suitably happy ending out of it, I'm okay with characters suffering.Watching characters suffer then get bad ends is just depressing. Shit like Melancholia is terrible.But probably the worst movie I ever saw that was just suffering throughout was a wierd movie called Leolo. I think it was french canadian. it was basically about a kid who hates his shitty lowerclass life so he pretends that hes actually the child of some italian in another country to escape his troubles.Then he tries to kill his granddad at one point.Then he goes crazy and is institutionalized.
>>80976528>>80976584That's probably why people are latching onto it so hard.>"Holy shit, he could be gay...and he's NOT a walking stereotype!"
>>80974658He stole Judy's heart.
>>80976666I don't get Clawhauser/Bogo. Aside from liking Gazelle they have nothing in common.But yeah, as a faget I ship Nick/Judy pretty hard
>>80976530Nick and Judy dressed up as Vincent and Heather respectively from Silent Hill 3.
>>80976652Despite being around delicous food he cooks all day he knows how to restrain himself, eat healthy, and stays active. Clawhauser just sits on his fat ass shoveling shit into his mouth all day.
Apparently a lot of the people who worked on Zootopia also are working on Moana. Do you plan on seeing it?
>>80976585I like this one the best, will do this today or tomorrow most likely
>>80975712He's not really gay, just confused because he used to be molested daily by his dad/uncle. That's where the misplaced anger comes from too
>>80976653Damn, and I thought the 308 looked like something out of a sci-fi movie.
>>80976699>generic Disney princess musical with a fatter, browner princessIt's gonna be shit. The amount of love and detail put into Zootopia by the crew far exceeds any princess shit Disney has ever done.
>>80976699>musicalmeh
>>80976333>>80976296>>80976247>>80976153
>>80976422Ohhhhhhhh! He bakes pastries and had some childhood anger, so that's why everyone makes him gay!I thought the correlation was his body build lol.Man you gays love to reach huh?
>>80976668Yeah, that stuff I'm not too fond of, along with certain other sort of things like rape. Those I just can't really stand. I don't know if that makes me weak in a sense or something.I do sometimes wonder why I like these sorta things, but I don't know, I just do. I think Pandemonium reminded me that I do.
>>80976714That's just a tacticool stock>>80976653 is literally a laser gun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personnel_halting_and_stimulation_response_rifle
>>80976296Who would be Tony, though?
>>80976699Princesses are over done and lame, Princess frog being as good as it was was a fantastic fluke.Musical, fuck that.Shitty as fuck setting.No, probably not.
>>80976652you clearly don't know the difference between farm boy physique and desk job fat.
>>80976652Gideon has tasteful fat though.
>>80976764Well rape is just too much. Its something you've gotta be really really really really careful with or else the tone of the story is just ruined.
>mods delete fanfics because it's offtopic to Zootopia>All this offtopic gun trash can shit up the thread all it wants Fuck this place
>>80976728What is it with Disney princess films suddenly being set in boring one-note worlds? Frozen happened in a boring empty land of ice and snow. Moana is set mostly on the ocean and probably some tropical areas. Is this going to become any more of a pattern?
>>80975737This image is everything I will ever want
>>80976699Disney's last princess movie was a huge critical and commercial success, but I don't get why we need ANOTHER movie taking place in polynesia? (What about Lilo and stitch?) There are so many other cultures Disney has yet to tackle.
>>80976772Bellweather>"Join me Judy! We outnumber predators 9:1!">"Sorry, Dawn. But hes my friend.">"So was I." >*Darts Nick*
>>80976814The audience for princess shit doesn't care so why bother putting any effort into it?Look at how shitty Frozen's writing and animation were and it still didn't matter.
>>80975748Anyone got that TUSK concept art laying around?Fucker had a sword.
>>80976422It's possible that he's straight. Beyond his poor method of marketing pies, there's also the self-doubt which is a vague enough concept to include doubts regarding sexuality.
>>80976811You mean the last thread?
>>80976822I hate to admit it but "There She Is" is what won me over from on-the-fence to a full supporter of gay rights.>>80976857Frozen was absolute garbage.
So in regards to that anon who wants to talk about the setting and characters:How do the schools operate? Obviously mice and rodents have their own separate ones, but is almost everyone else thrown into the same schools?
>>80976811Mad?
SWAT 4 mod when?
>>80976883Why weren't you for gay rights (I'm assuming marriage) before seeing it?
>>80976842> Lilo and Stitch> having anything to do with Polynesian cultureThat's like telling them to stop doing European fairy tales after Snow White because they already covered everything.
>>80976458That thug bunny up front.
>>80976884Zootopia is an integrated society so I don't see why not. Remember Judy's police academy class?
>>80975737This image is CUTE. CUTE!
>>80976857>mfw Disney princess films confirmed for appealing to the lowest common denominator
>>80976842>all of the Disney princess movies barring Aladdin, Pocahontas, and Mulan are set in vaguely European settings>but two movies set in Polynesia is too much>especially considering Lilo and Stitch is scifi and Moana will be vastly different?
>>80976460There's a few reasons for that.Much of adult male behavior is derived from the pursuit of women. Those behaviors do, in fact, change when the primary pursuit is after gay men. IRL, there's no such thing as someone who's "Straight and just likes men" because sexuality isn't something so simplistic. Now in a movie, where you don't have to get to know the characters for more than a couple minutes, it would be doable, but if they're a main character that you're watching for an hour and a half or two hours and at the end they say they're gay, and you're shocked, it's either bad writing, or you as the viewer weren't paying attention.The other main reason is because a character is not a person, and EVERY aspect of their character is a carefully constructed component meant to exhibit, enhance, or explain something about themselves to the audience.For instance, we knew that Nick was a decent guy from pretty early on, because, despite trying to trick everyone (he's a sly fox, remember?) he didn't treat Judy the same, dismissive way everyone else did just because she's a bunny.Just like you knew the mayor's assistant motives when we saw how she was being treated.So if you write a character as if they aren't gay, and then just say they're gay, it really can only be used for a punch line, like in Paranorman.And a character who exists for a punchline isn't a very good character.
>>80976929Also the school play
>>80976048It'd be a pretty good use for the song, to be honest.
>>80976954I want tumblr to leave.
>>80976913>>80976954I don't think they should never go back to polynesia, just they should try cultures they've never done before first.
>>80976911Growing up in a small conservative town, I've had a stigma against homosexuals ingrained into me from a young age. I hadn't been exposed to anyone gay until freshman year of college, around the same time I saw "There She Is", and it really all came together that they are people too and discriminating based on someone's sexuality is fucked up. I'm not all tumblr-y, 'every show/comic/story needs a gay character for diversity purposes', but I've got no issue with gays.
>>80976889>starting shitLet's not. Last thing we need is mods deleting these on sight.
>>80976959I dunno, from my experiences, I've known people who I could tell were gay from the first meeting and people that I had no clue were gay until they said they were.Its a big deal but at the same time its also kind of nothing.I like to think its not super obvious that I'm gay and I don't really care for flaming gays myself.
>>80976959Nothing Nick does indicates that he's straight either.Maybe he's had to hustle since he was 12 because his parents kicked him out and disowned him after finding out he was gay.Maybe he has great chemistry with Judy because she's his fag hag and they can be friends without thinking of each other sexually.You are dumb.
>>80976873How about a fat fox, conundrum, who was known to be an ass hole, falling into the predator stereotype and trying to be a good person and sell delicious sweet pies? How about self doubt of achieving that rather than being pointlessly gay.
What happened to Nick's dad
>>80977050
>>80977008that's a fair point, but to that, I direct you to my second reason.>>80977029huh? I don't disagree that Nick hasn't been indicated as straight. I don't think they established any sort of romance between him and anyone in this film.
>>80976771>LITERALLY a Phasersolid kek
>>80977029>Implying the JxN ship isn't rocketing towards the farthest reaches of our galaxy and ludicrous speedstake your gay shipping back to tumblr>>80977050He is kill I lie I have no idea {/spoiler]
>>80977050He's a giant allegory for black people.take a guess.
>>80976699Oh, most definitely. >The Rock in a leading role>Lin-Manuel doing the music>by the same directors behind TLM, Aladdin, Hercules, Treasure Planet, PATF>will surely look gorgeous in Disney's new rendering systemI'm really looking forward to it.
>>80977050His parents are deeeeaaad
>>80977084Hes an allegory for foxes anon
I want the Gideon Grey poster to leaveI fucking hated him even when he apologized to Judy in the future. Fucking asshole.
>>80976983Thanks for explaining it. As a fag who grew up in the middle of nowhere I didn't really know any other gay dudes and hated the flamers that were the only examples of gay dudes you'd be exposed to. I still can't understand why someone would be so opposed to gays being gay doing gay things though.
>>80977084but I thought the whole movie predators were an allegory for poor oppressed whites, since they are more powerful than prey
feel on the inside, smug on the outside
>>80977084I like how humans are so egotistical that they have find themselves in every fucking thing that is remotely sinilar to some way to themselves.
Sly fox
>>80976982Like what? They've done Germany, Italy, China, America multiple times, Native America, Scotland, India, Space, motherfucking Atlantis, Africa, Australia, random Euro inspired things multiple times, what do you want to see so badly you have to nitpick about modern-day Hawaii and ancient Polynesia being close enough to count as two movies for the same culture?
>>80977050I want to believe he was a really solid guy who did his best to rise above the usual fox stereotype. Sort of a reverse Atticus Finch who made a huge impact on Nick. Presumably he passed away before the scout thing and wasn't around to inspire Nick further.
>>80977084>>80977108Nothing in this movie is a 1:1 allegory for anything. You are supposed to interpret it however you feel.
>>80977091No fuck you, Nick's mom is chilling in a nice modest house that she purchased with the returns on some very wise investments she made with the money Nick was sending home and is just waiting for him to get the courage to reunite with her now that he's a stand-up citizen.
Hey! This should happen!
>>80977091>>80977050
>>80977129Don't argue with /pol/ and /v/ Anon.Post more shipping pictures instead
>>80977091And thus, with prep time, Nick can hustle anyone.
>>80977094There's more than one Gideonfag here.At least it isn't Clawhauser faggotry.
>>80977084I desperately want people to stop trying to draw real world comparisons to this movie. Especially people on tumblr.
>>80977094But he changed, Anon. Is it fair to blame people for what they did as children?
>>80977140We should ask Byron
>>80975802>>Posting the Sicario/zootopia poster while talking about wanting to be a cop>Getting mixed signals here anonNot that anon, but Sicario made me want to join the Bill Wilson Agency more.Is it weird that I say Bill Wilson Agency as a way to encrypt my reply, in case such clandestine organizations are actually monitoring 4chan?
>>80977158For Gideon? Naw. He's gone out of his way to repair the relationships he damaged as a child.That fucking beaver kid deserves to burn, though.
>>80977086>Lin-Manuel doing the musicI didn't know this and now you got me extra hype. I'm upset I'll never get to see Hamilton before it goes off Broadway. Fucking sold out raffle bullshit.
i think im gay for nick
>>80977152Clawhauser > Gideon, thoughClawhauser is the right choice to be Judy's gay best friend
>>80977050He's yet another victim of speciesism.
>>80976319Because she's like only a foot tall.
>>80976959That's more of a problem for the audience for assuming that gays all act a certain way and that a character's gayness must serve a purpose in the story. We should know a lot about the characters we like and if a writer throws in a character moment like Nick enjoying the feel of wool without using the information later, we don't get upset by claiming that was something we didn't need to know.
>>80977143Spoiler that shit
>>80977158Yes. You DON'T hurt the bunny. lol ok yeah, I know he even knows what caused him to act that way, but still, he left a nasty mark on this poor bunny's cheek
>>80977181I want there to be a scene in the sequel where Nick gets to arrest the beaver kid for some petty crime. It would be a nice way to see how their lives have diverged.
>>80977186Clawhauser certainly is larger than Gideon. Unlike Gideon, everything about Clawhauser is terrible.Name one good thing about Clawhauser.
>>80977143They better do something tearwrenching with Nicks parents
>>80977191>That overgrown tramwayThat brings back some memories.
>>80977143Myheart
>>80977210Its probably completely healed by now
>>80977077The thing about Judy and Nick being together is that I hate that it's considered just fanmade "shipping" I mean yeah, I know it is since it was not confirmed 100% in the movie at all and you do just go off speculation, but I mean c'mon man. We all saw the fucking movie. At the end of the film no one was thinking "wow so Nick and Finnick are dating, right?" Like what the fuck. But a fair % of people thought "So Nick and Judy are dating by the end, right?" not all, but at least a good % did. It just makes sense with the state they were in their relationship by the end of the film. For fuck sake my 8 year old little sis that was with me when we watched it, the FIRST thing she asked me as soon as we got out of the theatre room itself was "So Judy and Nick are boyfriend and girlfriend now, right?"Yeah the movie devs can just ultimately say "no they're just good friends" but unless they do, the evidence and natural progression of a male and a female that bond and keep bonding, well..feelings DO tend to happen, no they don't always have too, but it's a pretty high % that they will like each other.
>>80977186I was disappointed that we didn't see them grow as friends in the first one. Bogo and Judy grew closer than they did.
Officer Nick Piberius Wilde reporting for duty!
>>80977210He regrets lashing out at her because of his own insecurities. He knows what he did was wrong and tries to make up for it. He grew up and became a good man who learned from his past sins and does his best to be a good person.
>>80977217He's a happy predator cop. He may be a fat ass, but he's a walking example of the Zootopian dream. That's why it sucked that he got sent go the boiler for being a pred.
>>80977190You're an idiot.
>>80977092>>80977108>>80977119>>80977135>>80977153It was purposeful though. Judy commented on how Nick was "articulate" which, if anyone here happens to remember, 9 years ago, Joe Biden referred to Barack Obama as that and caused a giant shitstorm, because the black community has had that word used as a backhanded complement for so long.And considering the plot of the movie hinges on Judy THINKING she's not being a racist, while actually being racist, that word had a lot of weight.
>>80977217He's nice, soft, cuddly, friendly to everybody, willing to accept his mistakes and learn from them. There's several.
>>80977269He was terrible at his job and only happy when shoving food into his fat fucking mouth.
>>80977264>Signed Huge Fagwow.
>>80977213Or perhaps Nick sees the guy doing some messed up shit but can't actually get him on any legal grounds. The guy just rubs it in and Nick is sorely tempted to do something very un-officer like.
>>80977288How was he terrible?
>>80975786Are there implications in this art or am I crazy?
>>80977222>There was an emergency and in the panic nicks parents were trampled>Literally killed by a stampedeI know it wont happen but I would get a dark little laugh out of it.
>tfw started calling my gf Judy and she started calling me NickSomething feels weird about it. And I swear to God we're not furries. But she does remind me of Judy. This movie did something to us.
>>80977318Nick's mom is probably going to make a scene in the sequel, they visit her in the hospital or something. Dad is KIA tho.
>>80977193>a character's gayness must serve a purpose in the storyBut a characters straightness must serve a purpose in the story. Gays don't get a free pass.And the wool thing was serving a larger purpose. It was yet another moment of Judy correcting others on their "culturally insensitive" behavior instead of letting the person afflicted state how they felt about it.Judy was being the person who goes around speaking for "those poor minorities" but not realizing she was silencing them herself.
>>80976048I'm down with it.
so on zootopia & /k/ heres an ammo size chart. now lets remember that judy is like a little under a foot and a half (1' 2-4") and nick is about 2 foot something. i really dont think any sort of rifle round would be appropriate for any of them. also lets not forget big game hunting which used rifles like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDYtxxRU_cYeither way lethal anything doesnt really fit with anything in zootopia so lets all just pretend they use tranq dart loaded ammo.[spoilerp] remember to sign your art. [/spoiler]
>>80977287>He's nice, Being racist to Judy then commenting about how she's going to be eaten alive behind her back is nice?>soft, cuddly, He lost a donut in his folds. He's probably sticky and reeks like shit.>friendly to everybody, To who? When did this ever happen?>willing to accept his mistakes and learn from them.Only when called out on them.
>>80977313They slept together isn't that cute as fuck?
>>80977328The weird part is Judy shares something big with your girlfriend. They both are fictional
>>80977328fuck you, delete this.yes I'm jealous :(
>>80976199>Gorden Freeguy>Ye
>>80977328>"I'm not a furry" claims furry
>>80977217his taste in music.
>>80977345i chose the wrong image
>>80977084Spotted an Anti-Semite.
>>80977303Oh I like your idea better. It would tempt Nick to do something unmoral and stray from the new direction he has chosen for life. He would struggle with his decision but ultimately decide to let it go in order to not risk being fired from the ZPD and losing his relationship with Judy.
>>80977345I want these fucking /k/ faggots to leave already
>>80976530Are you still taking requests?
>>80977342Just when I think Nick Memes are done, the rabbit hole goes deeper.
>>80977251I really hope that Piberius really was the name of a tyrannical dictator in that world.
Nick's dad was unarmed when he was unjustly killed by a Zootopia police officer
>>80976048If it goes according to this scenario, then I'm all for it.>Judy keeps it on her playlist just to remind her of this moment.
what zootopia tags do you browse on tumbler
>>80977307Not them but he was kind of unprofessional with all the food and gazelle decorations on the front desk, he was too focused on playing with his cell phone to pay attention to dispatch and answer an emergency call while several officers were out on patrol (Judy couldn't get through to him for several minutes when time was crucial and she could have been killed), he got out of breath following an Otter from the front desk to Bogo's office so he's clearly incapable of field work...Makes me really want to see how he passed through the academy. He may have been fit at one time or something. I don't think he's terrible but he wasn't a great cop in the movie.
>>80977328You're fine up until you two start wearing animal ears to bed. Anything beyond that, you two might need to look into couple's therapy.>>80977251>PiberusI'm wondering how much he hates it when people refer to him as "Pib". Actually, that would probably be a good reason not to tell anyone his middle name.oh, hey, I have a little more tacticute/operatorbun//k/ommando Judy.
>>80975927
>>80977379honestly, I'd rather see the beaver kid grow up to be an absolute asshole, and STILL treat Nick like shit, and then gets arrested by him, only to have Nick slowly piece together that the beaver kid was framed, and so he has to find the real culprit and then apologize for jailing the wrong guy, even though he hates the guy.
>>80977264>He regrets lashing out at her because of his own insecurities.Or not. What you fucking expected him to say in front of paying customers "I really liked beating up your daughter back then?">He knows what he did was wrong Maybe, on the detached intellectual way most people recognize the faults of their childhood.>and tries to make up for it. No, he doesn't. Words are cheap.
>>80977353I really want that hug pic to happen. You have no idea how much.
>>80977386But /k/ and furry shit go hand in hand.>>80977365Shitty taste in music isn't a good thing.>>80977307In every way.
>>80977181>ywn be in the cub scouts as a 10 year old prey boy>ywn hear that a fox wants to join>ywn be upset to hear this because you've been told all your life that foxes are bad people>ywn plan with your troop to prank him bad enough to be sure he won't return>ywn see him bounding down the stairs, thinking that he is about to make new friends>ywn make racist remarks to him>ywn see the terrified hurt in his eyes as you muzzle him>ywn be just as afraid of him at that moment as he is >ywn watch him run away, feeling relieved and satisfied that you kicked a dangerous predator out>ywn realize, years later, that predators, even foxes, are no different from yourself>ywn live for years with the guilt of tormenting somebody who trusted you to be their friend because they were a fox>ywn see that same fox when you are both adults>ywn deliver a heartfelt apology that you have been saving for years>ywn be forgiven by Nick as he hugs you and you both cryWhy do I want this so badly?
what if nick dies at the end of zootopia 2
>>80977461yeah well it's getting obnoxious, this is almost mlp tier the way you keep forcing this shit in the threads. Go to your own board with it and make a thread there about it
>>80977481His waifu won't let that happen. She won't die either.
>>80976199
>>80977411>he got out of breath following an Otter from the front desk to Bogo's office so he's clearly incapable of field workTo be fair, something else to remember is that Cheetahs actually have really shit stamina. They can keep up their full dash for maybe a minute, tops, and they work on flatlands.Now if Claw has been /fit/ he would have still caught Mrs. Otterton, but just say, he might have still had trouble making it up to Bogo's office at top speed.As far as how he passed academy, I like to play with the headcanon (spoilered for faggotry) he used to be pretty damn fit and was bogo's old partner. Clawhauser took a "career ending" injury when Bogo got reckless one night and so Bogo pulled some strings so Clawhauser could at least have a desk job. It's been painful to bogo to watch his best friend fall apart like he, and especially because of his own mistake.
>>80977347His intentions were nice, he didn't know that it was wrong of him to call bunnies cute and was just trying to be friendly to Judy. He immediately apologized to her and empathized with her by mentioning how he also deals with stereotypes. Felines also spend a lot of time cleaning themselves, so I doubt he would be sticky or stink.
>>80977477I would be all for the forgiveness route, but that kid deserves retribution for hurting cutefoxy.
>>80977313As >>80977353 said, it looks like Nick spent the night at Judy's. From the look on Nick's face he doesn't seem to know how he ended up in Judy's bed, and Judy has a very happy looking glow about her, so it's hard to say for sure what the circumstances were.
>>80977499Taking about guns when the topic of police comes up isn't even close.
>>80977457>Or not. What you fucking expected him to say in front of paying customers "I really liked beating up your daughter back then?"It was the first thing that came to mind when he saw Judy.>Maybe, on the detached intellectual way most people recognize the faults of their childhood.Or maybe it weighed heavily on his conscience and he's been feeling bad about it for a while.>No, he doesn't. Words are cheap.Only if they're insincere. He's probably had to struggle quite a bit and genuinely regrets what he did. He's also probably become friends with Stu and Bonnie after becoming business partners. The younger Hopps children come running over after they see his delivery truck.
>>80974379that's the joke.png
>>80977398But then Nick would never want to join the force. In fact he'd probably be a lot nastier to Judy.>>80977436This would be pretty cool. >Nick being super professional during the apology>nary a trace of smug or trying to smooth things over>takes the verbal abuse with a solid neutrality>turns on his heel and heads to the break room once the beaver leaves the station>Only Judy knows how close Nick was to tearing out the guy's throat
>>80976975I can never get over how weird it is that co has become a weird mix of tumblr and pol intermingling
>>80977481> yfw he's not actually dead> yfw "it's called a hustle sweet heart"
>>80977530Looks like gnar
>>80977408That's cute, CUTE. I like to put it in random playlists on my iPod so I can rickroll myself.
I am Nick's #1 fan
>>80977545The protagonist is a cop. This logic could be applied to fanfics too in every thread and that's not on topic enough. Just stop being obnoxious and make your own thread for your own interests where it should go
>>80977545filename
Do /k/ want a Zootopia thread?
>>80974379
>>80977564>Nick is shot>Hits the ground hard>Judy freaks>Villain gloats>Suddenly!>Nick: "BLARGH! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!">Judy: "Now you're milking it.">>80977436I like this.Bonus points for>Guy is being such an insufferable ass Nick actually has to talk Bogo and even Clawhauser down from kicking the guy's ass
>>80977602You're cute when you're mad.
>>80977612Yes, easier to stay on topic that way and people won't get mad
>>80977612ask them?
>>80977612Hot pockets squad will delete it
>>80977636and mods should ban your faggot ass for ruining every thread, typical fucking /k/ user has no respect for any thread and do whatever you want
>>80977637There were maybe a dozen posts out of 350, it's nothing.
>>80977637I go make it for them. Give me a image that have guns and it will be done.
>>80976141The funny thing is, I could actually see this work.>Movie opens on a wide aerial shot outside of Zootopia, the city in the distance, camera slowly moving towards the metropolis>"Good morning Zootopia, how are you feeling about today? Good? I'm glad to hear that." comes in a slightly buzzy voice. While this speech is going the camera enters Zootopia and we get shots of the various areas as animals of all shapes and sizes come out of their houses, get in their cars, buy a dougnut outside an office building, etc. "And hey, if you're one of those mammals out there right now, feeling down, tired, not quite sure where your life's heading: Don't worry. We've all been there. You'll figure it out. I know you will. And until then, here's a classic, and one of my personal favourites, going out- just for you.">Guitar starts playing, and the camera is now flying over a road, and we can hear go "Now this, this is a good one">Guitar continues to play and as the lyrics come up, Nick starts singing along, the camera catching up with their police cruiser from behind>After the second line, Judy joins in at "For a Destination...", Nick complimenting her>Then together they sing: "And I realized quickly, when I know I should" camera pans infront of the car as they wait at a red light "That the world was made up of this, Brotherhood of *Man*..." they look at each other and both just shrug, playing along "For whatever that is.">Car speeds across the crossing before them, Judy puts on the sirens and the song continues to play with the part you linked as we get a chase scene.>yfw the pottery, because the movie is basically Planet of the Apes, and they get to find out whatever a Man is.
>>80977658So, like, they implied he lived under that bridge right?
>>80977612Go for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3_NnhREGwThoughts?
>>80977659>every threadI never even posted anything that you're so asspained about.
>>80977668At some point, yeah, at the very least.
>>80977668no that's just the planned site of his "wilde times" amusement park he never got to build.
>>80977677agree with him about the "save the cat" style "hurr we're mad at each other now" bit with the press conference. Disagree that it was only a 6/10 but who cares about numerical ratings.
>>80976458I don't know. Bottom left looks a lot like her.
>>80977659OK but I still love you. ;)
>>80976605>CastleDude. SEASON NINE.
>>80977677>barking audience members
>tfw their love will never become officialIt hurts.
>>80977677Do people actually consider listening to this whiny faggot to be "entertainment"?
>>80977759Unfortunately yes.
>>80977677My thought is that I feel bad for giving that a view.
>>80977677>count the number of times he says "really" or "literally"
>>80977792This.
>>80977800Post the count in the comments to fuck with him.
>>80977677>complaining about sound mixing>goes onto admit himself that literally no one will notice
What would child Nick think of adult Nick?
>>80977553>Only if they're insincere.The boundary between sincere and insincere words is defined solely by actions. For a long-ass time I had a bad habit of regularly being late. Did I feel guilty near every time? Yes. Did I apologize? Yes. Did that guilt and apologies prevent me for doing the same shit again? No. So were they worth anything? No. And I've seen plenty of people behaving the same way in much more important matters...So, while the authors' INTENT was clearly to show that Gideon changed for the better, all we have for it is some words of his (given in a situation where saying something like that was of direct benefit to him), which indicate absolutely nothing.
>>80977848His relationship with the Hopps and being a kind matured man are evidence of his sincerity. Nothing indicates he's insincere while everything he does indicates he is. He isn't hustling the Hopps.
>>80977668There was nothing resembling his bed or other things under the bridge. Most likely that was just the spot he used for chilling away from people, where nobody would bother him.
>>80977800>said literally once>said really ~15 times or some shit, I lost count but I fail to see why any use of it would bother someonI may not be his biggest fan but Jesus, no need to be a vocab nazi just because he underrated your flick
>>80974379>following your dreams instead of being practical since everything will always turn out okliterally the shitiest moral story this is the reason why people are taking stupid courses
>>80977520I feel like if they were best friends before Clawhauser would've known about Bogo's liking of Gazelle sooner. Though I do like the old partner angle.
>>80977846disappointment because he didnt pork the rabbit
>>80977950he said literally twice...
>>80976868>punished boar; a hero rejected by his cityI'M ALREADY A DEMON LIONHEART
>>80977968I'm in engineering rather than liberal arts for a reason and that reason is that I'm better at engineering than lib arts.
>>80974379115 miles an hour.
>>80977919>that episode were Gideon had a threesome with Judy and NickPretty solid episode
>>80978006WOAHOOOOOOAAAA
>>80977999Whoop-dee-fucking-dooIn an almost 8 minute video someone used a word I don't like twice.
>>80978006Domestic pigs can become 'boars' if left to fend for themselves in the wild. How would this work in Zootopia? Are boars basically /fit/?
>>80978012>*I couldnt handle a real course so i pussied out to engineeringFTFY
>>80978031Do you agree with his points?
>>80978020>Nick was in the middleIt was pretty cool of them to have an openly piesexual protagonist of the series.
>>80978020>>80977919>tfw missed the scene where gideon fucked the pie
>>80978077Fucking 5-star post right here
>>80977919>His relationship with the HoppsNonexistent.>kind matured manMore like proffessional-like matured man. Do you really think salesmen smile at you because they like you?>He isn't hustling the Hopps.I feel dumb for even having say something like this, but the very concept of a hustle presupposes that it is not immediately obvious.That said, Gideon is indeed not hustling Judy. He just does what's good for his businness. Which admittedly places him in the better half of humanity, given that his businness is honest.I just don't believe he ever paid much thought to his childhood behavior, probably regretting it in a detached way once in a blue moon, but generally not even remembering it, until seeing Judy and realizing that her old grudge can cost him money. That's just how people work.
>>80978077Gideon makes his pies with love, he doesn't make love with his pies.He makes love with his husband Travis
>>80976699Yes, because the setting sounds interesting.Wouldn't have minded Meowana though. Main character looks cute.
>>80978076>that part where he fucks the pie so it gets all over the filling as lube for nickPretty good scene, voice acting was pretty good, too.>>80978077You dun fucked up son
>>80978006What kind of cop carries around a claymore?
>>80978076Where is that picture taken from?
I need cute box and funny art
Does the ZPD have a sex crimes unit?
>>80978068Some, not allI do think he nitpicked at a few things like his point about soundI don't like how, as tradition with pretentious people reviewing kid's content, he interrupted himself to address the dead argument of "it's a kid's film it's allowed to be _____". I am seriously tired of reviewers doing this and I found this instance particularly arbitrary in its placement since nobody would actually tell him that point in regards to the bait-n-switch.Although he was right that the movie itself did contain furfag pandering. Does anyone even try to say it doesn't at this point?Fail to see what my opinion on the video has to do with the fact that complaining about two uses of "literally" is nitpicky as hell.
>>80978117Why are you hating on Gideon?Literally nothing in the film indicates that he's insincere. What do you have against him or what personal problems are you projecting on to him?
>>80978148I just wanted to hear thoughts, sorry for asking.
>>80978147Why would the ZPD have a unit that goes out and commits sex crimes?
>>80975786>choke necklaceFUCKING HELL /co/ STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A FURRY>>80977328Many anons here would kill for a situation like that. Keep doing it so we can live vicariously through you.>>80977422>that fucking Luger>that tiny bit of drool in panel 2>"cop" changing size and position on her vest>nick's eyelidsthis will always be my favorite zootopia thing
>>80976333YUUUUUSSSHHHH! BEAUTIFUL! I wonder if this happened if nick bit her neck instead of just acting
One month to go until the Japanese premiere. Do they do midnight or early preview showings or is it the morning/afternoon of the listed date only?
>>80978148What exactly do you consider "furfag pandering"To me it would be shit that would appeal to sparkledog fags instead of the anthropomorphized animals which have been a foundational part of human art since the earliest know example of human art.
>>80978153Not that guy, but I really don't get it either, Gideon wasn't being incinscere at the end. It's a Disney movie anyway, why would they give him some secret double reason
>>80978153>hurr, you're a haterWhatever, anon. Keep living in the fairyland, where people give an actual fuck about bad things they've done 15 years ago, rather than money they can lose today, while life allows you.
>>80978177Because Clawhauser gets all itchy spending the whole day behind a desk.
>>80978136The prepared kind.
>>80978059
>>80976354That move where she put two tickets at once with her hand and feet.Boner of the gods activated.imagine what kinds of positions she can do with nick in the bedroom
How does Smellwheather redeem herself in the sequel?
>>80978213Gideon makes atoning for the bad things he's done a priority. He's not ignoring it. He's atoning for it instead of dwelling on it. Your example of Gideon somehow being bad is shit and you are a shit person.
>>80978232Oh shit. I'm glad I wasn't the only degenerate that literally went down that same line of thought at that exact moment. Nick is one lucky fuck
>>80978232>you'll never feel it
>>80976467No, which confused me
>>80975116>This movie makes me want to quit engineering school (which I'm failing) and become a cop.Given that this movie portrays ZPD, save for one protagonist, as a bunch of people to whom public safety is the absolute least concern, far below not being bothered, their squabbles with the Mayor's office, and projecting a mere pretense of caring about public, you should reexamine your motivatioms.
>>80977848Sincerity has always meant being backed by feelings to me, not by actions, but for the sake of argument, what action could Gideon have taken to make his apology sincere? Give Judy a gift? Become her friend? Allow her to take revenge on him? Fast in the desert for 40 days? Would any of that make things better for Judy? And even then, how would it prove that he's "really" sorry, and that he's not just interested in looking good in front of Judy's family?Gideon seemed sincerely remorseful to me (and to Judy), and he probably wasn't about to do the same thing again. That would be good enough for me. And Judy could have rejected his apology if she didn't think it sincere (or even for no reason at all - you don't owe people forgiveness for their apologies.) But she did, and there's nothing wrong with considering things settled afterwards. (Unless you think her forgiveness was insincere because she didn't want to make him look bad in front of her family, but now we're back to square one...)
>>80978284>dat pose on the right, secon from the top
>>80978046>>80978136>>80978217A fucking awesome boar-cop that's who. You ever see footage of a real warthog? They're like tiny tanks and will fuck you up. Plus feral pigs have been known to grow to be 8 feet long and over 1,000 lbs.>Tfw we'll never get an awesome sword-wielding battle hardened TUSK unit boar in the sequel voiced by R Lee Ermey (the drill Sargent) from Fullmetal Jacketkill me>>80977612/k/ is full of furries, I don't see why not as long as you keep it /k/ related
So how do you think Judy and Nick actually hooked up? While he was going through police training, she might've dropped by to help him study for an exam and one thing lead to another?
>>80977846Pre-scout, he'd be kind of unhappy about the whole con man thing. But then finding out Nick became a cop with such a cool partner would be the best thing ever.Shit, now I kind of want a time travel episode, and I usually hate those.
>>80978324I'm so glad I'm too far north for feral pigs. Those things are terrifying.
>>80978251>Nick and Judy are framed>thrown in prison>forced to work with Dawn "The Final Woolution" Bellwether to escape
>>80977968But Judy and Nick both got practical about following their dreams.
>>80978284>tanuki
>>80978256>Gideon makes atoning for the bad things he's done a priority.>He's not ignoring it.Ignoring it is exactly what he does. If he made it a priority, he would have visited Judy, or sent her a e-mail, or did anything at fucking all to apologize before the moment when he suddenly meets her in the situation where she can potentially hurt his pocklets. >Your example of Gideon somehow being bad is shit and you are a shit person.Oh, did I just portray your husbando in less than ideal light?
>>80978251The animals will notice that she was right all along and there will be a huge racial purge called day of the leash where racemixers like judy and nick will be the first to hang
>>80978346No.
>>80978346>Nigg WildeHERE IS YOUR REPLY HAVE A NICE DAY FRIEND
>>80978251She sacrifices her life to save a predator's life
>>80978346>Nick is a muscular black manWhy?
>>80978350>implying judy wouldnt have been the greatest of all time carrot farmer
>>80978354/po/topia please
>>80978259>>80978260Shit my imagination is going wild now
>>80978371I agree, Papercraft & Origami truly is the worst board
>>80978194>What exactly do you consider "furfag pandering"There's a few things but the relevant example is when you have a furry character given qualities traditionally considered desirable from a romantic partner. Bonus points if the character is largely defined by how attractive/desirable they are.ExamplesRouge the BatTauna BandicootMiss Kitty Mouse from Great Mouse DetectiveTiger dancersWhat isn't furfag pandering is when the inhuman characters are used for the sake of visual variety by having your cast be composed of several species. For example Alice in Wonderland would be really visually boring if they had to animate every character with realistic human proportions and movements. There's simply a lot of interesting movements you can't animate with the human body. Have some of my nightmares to illustrate how inhuman characters have very different movements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnamFerzNvw
>>80978371>/co/ hates origamiFUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
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>>80978251by rotting in prison until the wolf in the next cell over decides he's hungry
>>80978379Is it going...wilde? share your thoughts.
>we'll never get a canon scene up on the silver screen of Nick and Judy staying in a cozy cabin together after a rough day of rural mountain patrol, snuggling in sweaters together on the couch in front of a fireplace, drinking hot cocoa while it blizzards outsidekill me I want to die>>80978353to be fair though Judy seemed pretty over it. She even laughed when her parents brought it up and said "we were just kids">>80978363Tumblrtopia; trigger everything
>>80978304>Sincerity has always meant being backed by feelings to meEven if we could know feelings of other people, which we can't, they are even more transient and worthless than words. >what action could Gideon have taken to make his apology sincere?Take any proactive action to apologize at all, before suddenly meeting her in the course of his businness.
>>80978346>movie is about racism parallels>predators are the feared race>antagonist is basically the KKK as a sheep>people are mad that humanizing art makes a predator character black and an herbivore whiteIt's like you all missed the whole point.
>>80978393now post the her being stripped by the nudist jaguar
>>80978371Enablers like you will also be the first to hangANTI-SPECIEST IS A CODE FOR ANTI-PREDATOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieugRcA4M74anyone know when this person got the art to make this video? Would make for some great reaction images but I don't want to take a screencap off of youtube
>>80977398And afterward Nick became an officer, that's really sad.
>>80978419stay strong anon. It's coming.
>>80978425>liberal tumblr>thinking
>>80978425>predators are unjustly being hated for what their ancestors did>not white peopletwo can play this gameThe only winning move is not so shoehorn real-world direct analogs into Zootopia.
>>80978426Anon don't remind me pls, it's like 4AM and I have to go to sleep soon, I can't deal with a ravenous boner right now. Those pics are absurdly good though, I wish the artist would do more.
>>80978418Lel. Nice one. I'd imagine Judy having one footpaw giving Nick footies on his dick while her other footpaw reaches up into Nick for him to lovingly suck on her cute bunny toes.
>>80978450>predators are unjustly being hated for what their ancestors did>not jewscake-kaku
>>80978446Then I guess it's a coincidence that most nigg wilde art makes Judy or Bellwether white?>>80978450You make a fair point but don't tell me you actually think this movie is redpilled.
>>80978466*onto* bloody phone
>>80978470>implying Jews aren't still doing what they were hated for
>>80978425This tbqh, I mean it's clear the film is about discrimination, right? And I know it sorta goes back and forth a few times but the predators being the feared minority makes the parallel clear to me.
>>80978346>criminal>automatically blackWhy is tumblr more racist than /pol/
>>80978466That is some good taste you got there, bud.
>>80978485they aren't feared at all until the press conferenceso the parallels end there. they aren't going around chomping down on prey.
>>80978467Must be near winter time.
>>80978484>Soros>not an ancestor jew
Why they are mad?
>>80978346>Black Nick
>>80978341Even domestic pigs can be fucking terrifying>be 15>working at abused farm animal rescue sanctuary>this one tamworth named waterford we found as a piglett abandoned on the side of the road>fucker was mad as hell 24/7>grew to be 900 lbs>if you went near his pen, he'd bash his skull into the fence, REEEEEEEE, and try to rip your face off>even took a good bite into the arm of the lady that rescued himPEEGS, not even once>>80978441absolutely, disgustingly based
>>80978491*taste*Oh you
>>80978338>that one episode where Judy drops by the academy to find a very frustrated and tired Nick>he's been following all the notes she gave him from her stay and is still failing miserably>Judy's direct help is even less effective>a very glum Nick admits that he might not be cut out for police stuff after all despite really wanting to be Judy's partner>Judy observes how smoothly he handles everything during down time and realizes they've been going about this the Judy way>encourages him to start doing things the Nick way>he starts Kirking through every challenge>instructors are pissed but have to admit that Nick isn't breaking any rules and his approach would work well in the field>episode ends with Nick seeing Judy to the bus stop and showing a rare bit of optimism
>>80978499But deep down, the prey do fear the predators, that's why they turned on them so quickly. I guess they were trying to make "subtle" racism parallels that we see a lot more in the modern day rather than overt racism/discrimination.
>>80978507because they hate reality
>>80977290Ay, c'mon man. If we don't recognise that a person can become aware of their actions and take great strides, even in direct ignorance of their own instincts, towards becoming a better person than we're living in a really sad world.
>>80978509
>>80978525so predators are muslims?
>>80978499>>80978525I'd like to think that some of that old deeply ingrained "Herd mentality" is still there in the prey species, much like how some of the predators still have hunting instincts. Judy spooked the cattle drive and started a stampede of sorts.>>80978489Because librals are in a backwards, mental gymnastic-filled way, 100x more racist than the conservatives they claim to hate. Just look at how affermative action has caused minority dropout rates to skyrocket over the past 30 years and keep liberal universities white.>>80978531SPOILER THAT SHIT ANON, WHAT WOULD BONNIE SAY IF SHE KNEW JUDY WAS POSTING NUDES HERE?>>80978545oh god please no
>>80978370>Nick was a great con man but had no love for it>Judy is about as skilled and invested in farmingWould make for good poetry, I'll admit. Though I do like the idea of her failing to resist planting a little windowsill garden and Nick having a ball with that.
>>80978521tfw you'll never kiss her perfect bunny toes Nick better take good care of her goddammit
>>80977747Keep your spirits up. I think its a flip of a coin at this point, but completely possible.
>>80978509>>80978545You know, at times like this I can fully understand why muslims consider porcines to be tainted animals
Does anyone else think about how easy it would be to just... pick Judy up and toss her really, really far?
>>80978552This is from a Korean movie. I must find it.
>>80978552EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JUDY IS A GOD DAMN SLUT WHO PLEASES OLD CAMELS FOR CARROTS
>>80978570Yeah toss her really really far onto my bed maybe. I'm Nicke Wilde btw
>>80978531ANON WHAT THE FUCK?!?
>>80978568Well, sodomy/homosexuality is banned in Islam so they should be against beef as well.
>>80978531>This is what Nick is demolishing every nightNice.
>>80978590>>80978568wait, this is the clearer one
>>80977457Bud, he baked her a pie. Free pies. Forever, probably. Now, I don't think I've ever had anybody directly to blame for any crushed dreams or anything, but if I was told I would be receiving free pies for my trials, and as an act of redemption from someone for their wrongdoings? Christ, man we good.
>>80978601Jesus there's a ton of them. Fucking bovines just love shoving their horns in other men's asses.
>>80975865... a Youchien (kindergarten) version of Nick and Judy... that's a new one. Why do I now want to see more fictional characters drawn in this style?
>>80978590>>80978601>>80978607The piece of coal in my sphincter has turned into a diamond
>>80978607They deserve it to be fair
>>80978600>tfw you will never be nickWhy even live
>>80978577YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ANON. WE ALL SAW HOW SHE REACTED TO THE NAKED ANIMAL BUTTS AT THE NUDIST CLUB, SHE'S A SHELTERED COUNTRY MAIDEN. HER IDEAL DATE IS A LONG WALK ON THE BEACH AND UPHOLDING JUSTICE >>80978568You know what's terrifying about pigs? Once they get a taste for meat, they don't fucking stop until they get more. One time at the farm I worked at, a fox got into our chicken coop and massacred every bird inside (thanks nick, the cleanup was fun). One of our roaming pigs got a taste of some raw chicken and has been trying to eat them ever since. >>80978617yes
>>80978635The suffering is real, you will never be that smug.
If a TV show happens I want Bellweather as the recurring inept villain character. She constantly tries to break out of prison or start shit between preds and prey but constantly fails or keeps getting thwarted because reasons. Also she recieves regular visit from Nick and Judy who are basically her only friends by this point
>>80978625That is true. bullfighting related deaths are one of the very few human deaths that I do not feel bad for the person dying. Those bastards are cruel as fuck.
>>80978639>YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ANONI would but im not JudyAnd everyone knows that she was just playing the Im a pure innocent farmgirl card when in fact the thing between her legs was like the god damn nileJUDY A SLUTEVERYONE KNOWS THAT BUNNIES ARE THE ANIMAL KINGDOMS SLUTS
>>80978420>Even if we could know feelings of other people, which we can't, they are even more transient and worthless than words.Aren't apologies about feelings? Making both people feel better so they can both move on?>Take any proactive action to apologize at all, before suddenly meeting her in the course of his businness.Maybe. I don't think this is what most people expect, though. If someone who hadn't been in my life for years called me up to apologize for something, I'd appreciate it (maybe - in some cases I'd prefer to have not been reminded at all), but I'd be very surprised. I don't expect everyone to try to reach out to everyone they've ever wronged, not least because it's an enormous undertaking but also because it doesn't always work out the way you want. I can settle for people making peace with themselves.
>>80978311
>>80978706>invisible anal
>>80978706>boner, please!I never knew I wanted to know what that would feel like.
>>80978352Tanuki are incredible, fluffy little canines. They look like a mix between a racoon and a fox and have the personality of a dog.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9RbJEI_rYI
>>80978716OH SHIEET! CAN'T UNFUCKING SEE!!
>>80978670>prepare for trouble>and make it double>to protect the world from mass-predation>to unite all herbivores within our nation>to denounce the evils of carnivores and meat>to extend our reach to the prey who're beat>BELLWETHER>DOUG>Team Ungulate blaaaaasts of at the speed of light!>Surrender now, or prepare to fight>Nighthowler, that's right!after the defeat...>looks like team Ungulate is blasting off AGAIIIIIN!please this byron I need a drawfag on this stat
>>80975992Says the sociopath.
>>80978706
>>80978706>Nick's midriffWhoa mama
>>80976460Paranorman is the ONLY american animated film for children with a non-implied gay character you dingus.
>>80978706>>80978746Jesus, why the fuck did they have to give her such a nice ass? Hell I went to go see this with my 60 year old uncle, his wife, and their kids and he was laughing afterwards about how shapely her butt is. DISNEY YOU ARE NOT MAKING THIS EASY
>>80978741This sheep gets more lewd then Gazelle. This makes no sense
>>80978781>they're making it hard
>>80978781They know what they're doing.
>>80978746
>>80978077Why don't you just rent it?
>>80978794well fuck I guess I sort of walked into that one
>>80978803ewes did 9/11
>>80978781Its disney, they have successfully made me want to fuck animals in the last 25 yearsI mean christ even 3 years ago id never imagine that id want to fuck a shark whale
>>80978817>The spirit of walt lives on zootopia
>>80978670>recurring>inept!!!!!!!!!!
>>80978766
>>80978819But... that whale shark's not even anthropomorphized...
>>80978746What is this expression trying to convey?
>>80978817
>>80978819>tfw they've had me since my childhood
>>80978853Surprise buttsex
>>80978851Thats how fucking good theyve become and the worst part whale sharks are accessible in my area
>>80978853That Judy has a chipper personality and a nice ass.
>>80978811Dat filename
>>80978819They get stronger every generation.
>>80978817>>80978854>dawn "the wool Wehrmacht wonder" Bellwether>Dawn "the final Ewelution" Bellwether>Dawn "oy-vey remember the sheared-million" Bellwether>Dawn "Canine-eleven" Bellwether>Dawn "Blitzkrieg the bears and bobcats" Bellwether>Dawn "throwing fido in the ghetto" Bellwether>Dawn "feline whiskers are worse than racemixers" Bellwether
They are very mad.
This one doesn't seem very lewd, yet it had the R-18 tag on Pixiv. What's it about? And why's Kuzco there?
>>80978868Anon, I don't think you fully understand just how big whale sharks are.
>>80978911something about how their first night was judy taking it up on the butt
>>80978932Oh believe me i do, theres a small one the size of a famly van here
>>80978952Please do not fuck the whale shark.
>>80978971/co/-Making headlines
>>80978971Disney is making it so hard for me not too
>>80978952Fuck it
>>80978981Just have one of those pillow cases printed and call it a day.
>>80978981We're in a thread about a movie about the cutest anthropomorphic rabbit in existence and you want to fuck a goddamn shark?
>>80978988That cant do attitude is exactly why america is falling behind the rest of the world
>>80979014>cutest anthropomorphic rabbit in existenceThat tittle belongs to miss rabbit from bambi thoughAnd fucking rabbits is too hard
>>80979024#makesharkfuckinggreatagain
>>80978964WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN LIKE THIS. It's so perfect
>Zweitopia>Clawhauser keeps fawning over how adorable Judy and Nick are togetherI want this to happen. Just this one tiny thing.
>>80978136One who follows the rules of nature?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>80978911>Why are you making that face? Sweetie, it's very cute, but it's still better to be happy.>Nick, can you imagine what it'd be like to resolve a dispute with a delusional person?>Delusional? Does that make it a special case? That shouldn't be too much trouble, let me see...>Chirp chirp squeak squeak... you want how many chickens, I can't understand you! I'm the king! I didn't pay attention in squirrel class! Guards! Exile this squirrel!>My god... it's a good thing you didn't bring your gun today.>(squirrel noises)>You two! Those aren't guards' uniforms! Hurry up and change! I don't like them!This guy's work is a lot less rewarding to translate than I expect sometimes...
>>80979112Wow, that was a letdown. Thanks, though.
>>80979091
>>80979112Ah well, they can't all be gems, right?
>>80978704>That episodeGod damnit
>>80979143>taking bets on Judy x Nickperfect
>>80978324>Tfw we'll never get an awesome sword-wielding battle hardened TUSK unit boar in the sequel voiced by R Lee Ermey (the drill Sargent) from Fullmetal JacketYou could always make a request in the drawthread. Pic related.
>>80979143the snow leopard is a qt
>>80978889Hold on>"Write about your dreams">"your dreams">Right above Nick holding a baby carriage and looking at JudyHow deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>80979143>Bogo: "Are you...running a POOL?">Clawhauser: "Yep! Care to place a bet, Chief?">Bogo: "You know this is against regulations, right?">Clawhauser: "Aw, come on! We're gonna use the money to fund their honeymoon!">Bogo: "You don't even know if that's a sure thing yet.">One of the other officers stifles a laugh>Bogo: ".....................Fifty."
>>80979144>Hey Flash, what's new with you?>The girl... with whom... I have sex... told me... I have one good point... and one bad point. The bad point is that... no matter what... she has to do all the moving herself.>Nick...>The good point is that... the next day... at breakfast... there's over a cup... of fresh... squeezed... rich... "milk"... hahaha... just kidding...>My god! Why doesn't this sound at all like a joke coming from you?>Milk... gross...Okay, I think I'm done with these.
>>80979260Lol, I was wondering what it said.
>>80979143Can someone tell me what the 3rd bet column is?It looks like an HR to me, but I'm not sure what that means.
>>80979333my guess is home run
2ootopia will end with their marriage, right?
>>80978781I believe there was the same face that was drawn slightly better or did I made that up?
>>80979406Or a funeral
>>80976223I love this idea but it'd never happen
>tfw you will never hug the bunny
>>80977185you and me both, Anon.
>>80979579I just want to hold her hand
>>80977244How did you answer your little sister Anon?
>>80975116ME here, getting an engineering BS is hilariously fuck-easy.If you're failing fucking undergrad engineering courses I'm not sure how you're going to make it in ANY field.Unless you don't plan on doing jack with your life.
>that episode where judy gets shot
>>80978566I want to believe
>>80978727holy fuck, Tanuki are REAL?!?
This is how I want Zootopia 2 to end.
>>80978964Fuck...DIsney missed a golden opportunity
>>80979823RipThe tombstone is too much I can't take it
>>80979112Thanks for translating anon, I hope you continue to translate every one of the moonspeak images
>>80974979>>80975029In the novelization, yes.
oh look new thread with tumblr b8 op post
>>80980075>tumblr b8it's just a shitpost, anon
>>80980075
>>80980103Unlike the person who made this, who is universally despised.
>>80979209agreed
>>80978911>>80979112
>>80979144>>80979260
>>80980365#REKT
>>80978568Jewish and Islamic dietary laws forbid the eating of scavengers species, including pigs, owls, and shell fish.
>>80980583Wait, how do they define "scavenger"? Because I know for a fact that their religions' ecological and behavioral understanding is quite limited.
>>80976551.40 gauge is just a number used to describe the size of a hole. Of course it exists, you retard...
>>80980419>>80980431SOURCE PLSSSS
>>80981015http://hoaxer-ge.tumblr.com/