So what if zootopia was real and you could live in it, but first, you need to do a sacrifice.What are you ready to do to escape your miserable life and join the utopian city?
I'd kill you
>>80943864So what if zootopia was real and you could live in it, but first, you need to ten pounds of golf balls.Honestly, OP gets stupider by the minute...
>>80943907Well. I-Id kill you too
>>80943986>you need to ten pounds of golf balls.w-what
>>80943864I would literally cut off my fucking fingers to live there and have nick as a friend.
>>80943864I'd sacrifice my virginity to the feral animal sex gods
>>80943907Killing the thread this early damn
Utopian? It's just as shit as any major American city- moreso in some ways.
>>80944351Not really sure I'd be willing to go that far, but I would love to be friends with NIck or more
>>80944805>>80943848take a chill pill
>>80943864My free time as a NEET.
>>80944351>thinking someone is likely after hearing him talk for a half hour>yfw Nick turns out to just be another fuckboi and you end up hating his gutsRomanticism is so dangerous, huh?
I hate my job, my life and myself so I'd just kill myself. Zootopia or not it's a good idea. Maybe I'll quit and NEET out for a year on savings.
>>80944034You don't wanna know.
>>80943864not necessarily zootopia, but a city that had the technology to support different environments in the same area would be an awesome place to live in, go walk the beach in the morning and a nice stroll through the woods in the night
Do they eat meat?
>>80948416Do bugs count as meat?
>>80948416>>80948706It's also heavily implied that they eat fish.
Humanity is technically the right answer here.
>>80948706>>80948743Guess meat was a shitty way of asking.Anything out there about, if the bugs/fish are sapient? Maybe some birds and mammals are used for food. What's the deal?
>>80948901There's an interview where they mention Bug Burga, which serves insect-based foods. They said something like "bugs are the ones getting screwed in this universe" IIRC
>>80948416Until I see a cemetary/graveyard, I'm going to believe they recycle dead bodies into soylent green.
>>80945740>>80944351You sound like those idiots who offed themselves thinking they will be reborn as a Na'vi on Pandora
>>80949082To be fair, we don't know they weren't.
>>80949082But did any actually do it or were they just publicly contemplating it as a coping mechanism?
>>80949174I didn't believe this was a thing back then.
>>80949214>>80949174We (and by 'we' I mean people who spend a lot of time on the internet, watching animated stuff, playing video games, reading fantasy stuff) are more resilient to shit like this than normies. So for them, presented with their first extra-normal experience since they were children, they immediately want to go to that world to experience more of it.If you've played tons of video games/read comics/read scifi or fantasy novels, you've pretty familiar with the feeling of imagining yourself in an immersive world that is completely different from the 'real world'. So we know how to deal with that feeling.Most of these normies don't. Hence, pic.
>>80943864Doesn't that train treat rodents as third-class passengers? By seating them so close to the rails and carriage they must be subjecting them to intense noise and vibrations.
>>80943864>Rainforest, Tundra, and Sahara dominate 75% of the City>The rest is UrbanWhy even bother with the 14 Climate bullshit when they only have 4?
What is this from?
>>80949399Setup for sequels and spinoff TV show.
>>80949413From a vine video of a guy who would do crazy effects in his vines.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TypZdHjeEKk
>>80949036>"THE SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF WEASELS"
>>80943864Let's be straight, if Zootopia were real and they had humans in their universe, the humans would be hyper advanced as fuck. Just think about it.
>>80949466This is exactly why there are no humans/primates.
>>80948916Good. Fuck bugs
>>80949456I mean where can I find more of the video?
>>80949500hence the "if".Unless OP were implying that you magic into an animal when you get transported.
>>80949546That's all there is.
>>80949546That's the video in its entirety, it was just made to recreate the vine, that's it
>>80949546That's it. Vines are short, and Disney just wanted to parody it. Zach King, the guy behind the vine, is aware and even voices one of the wolves, I think. He's the one who says "he bared his teeth first" in the police station if I'm not wrong.
>>80943864As long as I get to kill that whore bunny for shitting at the perfect status co.
If zootopia was real we'd gather all furries there then nuke it from orbit.
For the people who wanted to see the original script for the movie.
>>80949697I do hope a sequel could focus on Nick and maybe be able to reference some of the scrapped ideas from this film, like the amusement part or making Nick's father a character
>>80949355None of those normies saw movies before? Also calling bullshit; normies play videogames
>>80943864my human form/thread
>>80949697Who was Honey?The Sheep are really the Jews? Literally the Jews controlling society throughout history with money and power? Who came up with this nonsense?
>>80949697shiet, plot this is better.
>>80949797I know people who just watch "real" movies and look down upon anything fantastical.It's one thing to imagine living in Philly to watch Rocky Balboa box.It's another entirely to imagine being a force-sensitive Rodian scoundrel on the run from Boba Fett.
>>80949873>people who never watched Star WarsNot saying they don't exist; just saying 100% of them either:-have seen newer fantasy movies such as Harry Potter or LOTR, or -didn't see Avatar eitherNo way was the space smurf movie someone's first exposure to fantasy settings.
Someone requested this I think. Well it's done now.
And last week's request
>>80950175What the fuck is it?
>>80950001Trust me, I know people who've never seen Star Wars (or just saw TFA). Hell one guy from the office felt that he had to watch the "original Star Wars" before he could watch TFA, so he watched them IN NUMERICAL ORDER. TPM->AotC->RotS then stopped there and hasn't watched ANH->ESB->RotJ.But I never said they never watched anything fantasy before. I simply meant, they've never felt like they wanted to *be* in a fantasy world until Avatar.Remember - one of Avatar's big draws was "oooh, 3D!" so it probably got a lot of people who don't watch scifi/fantasy movies to watch because they simply wanted to experience 3D.
>>80950175is everyone signing art now because of the Byron meme?
>>80950186From what it looks like he is giving pies to all the young bunnies at the farm.
>>80950251But Byron has a point. You have to sign it if you want to be cool at parties.
>>80950175That kind of clever making the license plate P1E.
>>80950235>But I never said they never watched anything fantasy before. I simply meant, they've never felt like they wanted to *be* in a fantasy world until Avatar.Those people have some seriously shit taste and I hope they did kill themselves>one of Avatar's big draws was "oooh, 3D!" so it probably got a lot of people who don't watch scifi/fantasy movies to watch because they simply wanted to experience 3DWouldn't they just choose Piranha Attack 3D or some shit like that?
>>80943864>mfw humans still cant into inter-dimensional crossing
>>80950324holy shit that's fucking terrifying
>>80943864How does the weather work in this fucking place?
I have several questions.
>>80950363It's all artificial. Heat pumps to pull heat out of the tundra and into the desert, sprinklers in the rain forest all the time, that kind of thing.
>>80950386It's people being idiots, even after being redirected.
>>80950306>Piranha Attack 3D I don't think we got that here. Avatar was everywhere. Just looking at the BOM stats of Avatar show that it's already been eclipsed domestically by TFA (even with the re-release) in the USA. But it made so much worldwide that it's still ahead of TFA in total gross.Avatar was lauded everywhere as "THE 3D film". So many ads went like "you've never seen 3D like this!!!">Those people have some seriously shit taste Like I said. Normies.
>>80950386So do I.
>>80950528Thirteen Daredevil threads going on at the same time! Where are the mods in these place.
This question on par with horse fandom.Don't as such questions anymore again
>>80950551>>80950528>>80950386The recent worst one was when the CW trailer with Spiderman was released. That was a fun day. I mean, I ignored the threads, but it was fun to see how everyone lost their shit.
>>80950551There's actually a Jessica Jones-bashing thread as well, didn't include that one. And a few DD-comic specific ones ("where do I start reading") that were ignored as well. And two comic-themed Frank ones. I love Frank threads.I was looking for BvS threads but there are apparently only five right now. I guess it'll start exploding in six days. Then holy shit /co/ (and /tv/) will DIE.>>80950574fuck, I remember that. So many threads with the SAME DAMN PICTURE of him holding the shield. Which was a travesty considering there was only one ant-arrow thread.
>>80950631>Wow, that's lewd>Oh, she just ate some spicy food...>...But she's not wearing pants.>L-lewd.
This one seems to have a better OP>>80947949
>>80943864You just asked a very common question that was always asked on furry forums for years.
>>80951436I got this guys. Take one for the team.
>>80951436Goddammit, Dawn.BTW, was it really Doug that was at Judy's press conference?I'd like to think that after Dawn was captured, the other rams just ran off and left her behind. So Walter and Jesse are now making drugs while Doug is a hitman for hire.And Judy and Nick have to bring them in somewhere down the line.
>>80943864My will to live so I can suicide bomb that shithole in the name of Allah.The prophet wills the death of a million furries.
>>80943864Do you think that, if Zootopia was real, they'd look at us the way we look at Blacksad or Cyberpunk fiction? A world where one megapredator conquered the world, and gave rise to horrific war and death while routinely driving animals extinct. Fuck, maybe we're 40k.People still like some parts of 40k here though. Even the heretics have their fans and there are untold numbers of people who would fuck Slaanesh. So maybe you're the husbando or waifu of some qt in Zootopia who'd give anything to live the grim darkness of your world.
>>80951864I'd like a fic that does this. They just read about stories of a fictional evolved rodent-derivative and how fucked up the world is under their heel.
>>80951950That would be incredible>Human world is cruel fantasy drama>Imaginary predators that somehow evolved from rats rule the world, slowly destroy it with political maneuvering >Kind of like Game of Thrones in modern times, with somehow more cruelty and death>Movies books etc.>Main character of fic gets a crush on the monsters>Never becomes an anon in Zootopia fic. Humans are genuinely not real.>Fic ends with main character thinking to themselves how badly they want a human waifu, falling asleep clutching a vaguely person-shaped bundle of blankets>They feel our pain
>>80952184Holy shit. Maybe it's Dawn in prison. She's reading fantasy/sci-fi novels and gets absorbed. Last words of the fic would be Dawn at a computer terminal, on an imageboard, typing in>tfw no human husbando>tfw humans will never be real
>>80951548allah is literally a furry. he's referred to as having the likeness of a lion multiple times
>>80952184This sounds dangerously like some of the stuff on /mlp/
>>80952358Yucks pucka. The difference is Zootopia is a fully developed adult society, and the idea of war itself isn't going to freak them out like in /mlp/ fics. It's the mass animal extinctions and meat eating predators being the only intelligent species.
>>80952184>Main character was inspired when he discovered a strange statue buried on the beach.>The statue would become his wafiu. >Judy spend the first part of Zootopia 2 looking for whoever owns the statue so she can arrest them for illegal dumping.Turns out, it was the Statue of Library all along.
>>80952556I'm actually partial to this headcanon introduced a few days ago. That Zootopia is built on the ruins of the Planet of the Apes which explains modern mammals, some domesticated species, no humans and no primates.
>>80950175>Huge FagAn appropriate name for a piece revolving around Gideon.
>>80943864I'd crash a plane with no survivors 4u
>>80944034The eggs. You need to eat all the eggs.
>>80950183That thing looks fucking metal
>>80952770do we even have art of Travis?
>>80949174>one guy eating from a pizza box>woman openly sitting in the theatre with a tripod and cameraThis amuses me more than it shouldCaptcha: pasta
>>80943864Why is there only one rail line into the cityAND WHY IS IT ONE-WAY
>>80955515Same for the main train station into the city. There's only two platforms, that's not nearly enough for a metropolitan hub station
>>80955549 Ỷ̸̝̯̜̺͔̱͉̙̂ͭ͡o̡ͯ̄̑̆͆̈ͧ͏͚̯͙̱̰͓u̻͇̻̭̩̩ͨ͆͗̃̎̕͢͟ ͍̹̩͈͖ͣ̄̓ͪͯͪ̂ͭ͢͞k̑̓̏͆̏ͭ̓ͪͣ͏͎̼̹̙̩̦n̟͖̉͐͆̆͛̌̍ȯ̴̴̦̞̻͍̯̐ͦͨw̨̾ͧ͏̙͙ ̵̡̦̤̘ͪ̐͡t̨̲͕̞͚̫͚̃̍ớ͎̥͚͙͗͊̓͗̋ơ̷̺͍̌̎ͣ͒ͥͅ ̒͊͑̿̋͏̛̲̮͖̩̻͉̟m͚̞̳̤̩͊̓̇͛͟ṳ̮̼̱̞̞͆̊̒̎c̉̋͊̍̿̈̽̾҉̛̭̝̱h̶̶̞̠̫̣̫͇̣͚̰͉̃̏ͥ̈́̎̑̂͊̏̒͒͜
>>80955591My citybuilding autism is getting the better of me
>>80955758>My citybuilding autismThere's your problem. The city was designed for visual/cinematic appeal. Thinking about it like that might help you
I don't even have everyday references to define the word sacrifice. Any act of violence against myself, any permanent decision of loss or change would in its delightful novelty break up the constant monotony of a life outside of whatever it is that people do so they can interact and keep jobs and stuff. I don't even know what they do, I can't even find the answer outside of being born enfranchised.
>>80957852now shoop it on Mayor Lionheart
Imagine being in jail in Zootopia and Lionheart is your cellmate
>>80955473Robots had a similar rail system
>>80958566I could listen to JK Simmons rambling all night long
I'm thinking of getting a zootopia poster. Any recommendations?
>>80958566He would probably fuck you like a pig
>>80955758Now you're making me want to reinstall simcity 4 deluxe and make zootopia. It's been a long time since I let me autism run wild on that game.
>>80943864>>80943988>>80949697fuck who drew those pictures, if it is more than one guy then say the names from all of them.
>>80959475I think they're all official zootopia concept art
>>80955549It could be multiple levels and spread out, like Stockholm's Central Station (which is a total shithole).
>>80958566>and Lionheart is your cellmateThat's supposed to be a bad thing?
some of these spotify lists are very good, thank you /co/ for showing me this!currently listening to mr. Big's favorite songs list....i wish i had a glass of wine right now with me.
How big would the gang violence blow-up be in the city after this event?I imagine the ZPD would be put on high alert for inevitable attempts at retribution.
>>80960002>finnick's small ass sharing a cell with himsize pls
>>80960125stop pushing it
So when are they going to kiss already? JUST DO IT
>>80960164never. it's not just me anyway.
>>80960228>>80960164yeeeah no this is too much fun
>>80960164Wouldn't see you calling out Nickfags
hmm.. why Nick didnt leave Judy after Fru Fru's wedding?
Do you think Zootopia's military units are segregated by species? So you'd have a brigade of lions and a brigade of antelopes.How common do you think battlefield "cannibalism" is?I can imagine big posters in the predator barracks "DO NOT EAT THE ENEMY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN" in WW2 propaganda style.
>>80960319Why wouldn't stay with Judy?I mean she kind of saved his ass at this part of the movie so why not staying with someone you can trust?
i love nick
who could draw nick like this ?(also i've been watching great teacher onizuka and you could say there are some similarities on the character)
>>80960411what's the appeal?
>It's a "Judy and Nick have to explain an over-the-top report they gave to Bogo" episode>"I sent you to pick up a tiny little Bilby for questioning, and now I've got seven injured officers, twelve car fires, a very, very angry cabbage salesman, and an office flat that won't smell right for at least three months. So tell me how could such a simple assignment go so wrong?">Nick and Judy are in Bogo's office, they are both visibly injured with bandages and such all over them.>"Well, slowly at first, sir.">"And then very very suddenly..."
>>80949355Normies don't kill themselves hoping to be reincarnated as fictional characters
80s and 90s kids who grew up furry on Disney now work for Disney to make their own furry moviesThis has happened before and it will happen again ...Hopefully the next generation won't make me ashamed to call myself one
>>80960438Maybe during the 90s, but these days Disney tries very hard to break the bridge with its old traditions especially these romance traditions about the princess and her charming prince, so you can always dream or write a fanfic if you want.
>>80960029How is the writefag for this doing?
>>80960447cute smug smile cute fur cute tailcute earscute paws
>>80960497>romance traditions>traditions>liking someone is a traditionThis isn't some chick sleeping waiting for a prince to magically show up and love her forever. It's 100% natural and normal for two peopl......mammals....to become close to each other over the course of their adventures together and find out that holy shit, we actually really like each other.
>>80960570>cute pawsdem feet
>>80960319Why would he leave without the recorder at that point? And he was accepted again by Mr. Big through Judy.
>>80955473>>80955549Maybe the city is built on a peninsula.It's described as the city where animals "first" put aside their differences, so, it's possible that in pre-coexistence times it wasn't somewhere very many people actually lived, but a neutral ground selected for meetings between different animal groups - once peace happened it was a center for political coordination, other people came in to service the diplomats, and eventually it got built up as a big symbolic thing, probably getting a big economic productivity advantage from the diversity of its citizens. The rest of the landmass it's on could just be the big bunny farmville, with maybe a few other biggish places on the other side of that, but low-pop enough that the rail lines converge before reaching the city.Most of its transit and population influx could come from air travel or sea.
>>80960455>When Nick tells his side of the story, everything is animated like the Pink Panther>When Judy tells her side, everything looks like an xtreme 90s cartoon>Clawhauser throws in his two-cents with everyone styled like Hello Kitty
Honestly, Zootopia seems riddled with the same problems like any other modern city. Now, if I was promised a better life to the one I have now, then I'd get back to you.The only reason you would want to live in Zootopia is because you want to fuck any of the characters.
>>80960578>to become close to each other over the course of their adventures together and find out that holy shit, we actually really like each other.Yeah but is this need to go in the "couple/married/sex/children/dead happy" cliche?Platonic friendship doesn't mean just being "best friends", it's like being motherfucking bros together and helping to each other for life.
>>80960631oh right , recorder
>>80960505Someone is writing a thing based on the pic?
>>80960706this is how you make a movie with love.
>>80943864Why are they so good together? Fuck, even if they were a couple, that'd just make it better. If a sequel comes out they'll be the best buddy cop duo since Murtaugh and Riggs.
>>80960767>Why are they so good together?Because character development.
>>80960478> Byron's favorite movie was Hobin Hood > told Lasseter he wanted to make a movie like that> Lasseter said he would fully support any movie that features animals running around in tiny clothes The cycle of Disney's furfaggotry
>>80960696Who said anything about married sex children etc? In the end it's just for labeling purposes, all that matters is what they want. Judy and Nick are at a point where, if their feelings were both on the same level, they could hold hands and they could kiss. This just automatically gets labled as "couple". "best friends" and "platonic friends" and "motherfucking bros together" don't hold hands or kiss each other. There's nothing cliche about two memebers of the opposite sex liking each other past just "friends" after a certain amount of exposure to one another, if they click in that way. All that remains to be seen is..do they? do they click with each other? spoilersyes
>>80960826Hobin Hood was a good movie.I really liked the version with Cevin Costner.
>>80960714Yes, yes they are, I am not that person however.
>>80960767What if Zootopia 2 focuses on two completely new characters?
>>80960888What about the one with Eary Elwes? I enjoyed the one with Frrol Flynn.
>>80960945God I hope not>Set up two very likable character>Build them up nicely and leave everything up to interpretation>lol btw we're throwing them away here's new characters
>>80960945TAKE THAT BAAACK
>>80960651Trains are always important.
>>80960989those are good too.At least they're not Cussel Crowe.
>>80960945>>80960987If they do a TV series I would be in favor of not using Nick and Judy (safe for occasional appearances) so that the TV show writers cannot fuck them up.For the sequel I think there is still much to do with Nick & Judy before considering swapping them.
>>80960987if they are still cute, attractive and well developing, then it's not a problem to me
>>80961022Haven't seen it. I heard it isn't that good, but I might still check it out sometime.After all, it was directed by Sidley Scott
Saw Zootopia for the second time today, and I realized Nick absolutely should've been the main character. They at least missed a huge opportunity to go into his past during the scene when Judy goes looking for him with Finnick's help and whatnot. No backstory for their relationship at all
>>80943864>dude what if you lived in (fictional universe with furries)they're call you a freak and execute you.
>>80960756Wait a minute, why is Finnick still keeping the pacifier in his mouth in this scene?>to protect his cover up as a babbyI think if someone sees a baby taking money like that their cover is already kinda fucked
>>80961075>Fuck buckSo Finnick is a prostitute?Maybe the elephant costume plays into his fetish?
>>80961044> the tv series main character is honey> /pol/ tier tinfoil hat badger > conspiracy of the week epsoides > mfw
>>80960991They wouldn't get completely thrown away. I'm sure they'd either be supporting characters or get speaking cameos near the end of the film.
>>80949697>you will never see Nick escape the mafia on a snowmobile
>>80961224w....what happens next
i'm actually having fun drawing.just some faces... still dont know how to make judy feminine... eyelashes? or maybe i should draw bigger?
>>80961295Boxes!...or Funnies I'm not really sure. I also want a comic where one of their Box kids does this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbeEO58Hlfo
I wonder if in an alternate universe where nobody mentioned the nighthowlers Judy just stayed on her family farm and wound up marrying Gideon Grey because of how he reminds her of NickI couldn't tell if he was gay or just softly spoken
Post korean comics
>>80961331l(ight pencil, if i tried darker i'd mess up totally )tried to deconstruct nick und judy.... turn them into basic shapes and/or frame..
>>80960987You already deleted your earlier post, might as well delete this
Why is he so early in Tokyo though.
>>80957852>>80958044Is anyone gonna do this?If not, I will.
>>80961363>boxesOK, I there is a joke I am missing, and what is it?
>>80960557>perky ears and foot tapingjust like real bunnies!
>>8096156930 days before the premiere?
>>80961575In one interview, the directors poke fun at what Nick and Judy's babies should be called. Boxes or Funnies.
>>80961606Also METAL GEAR?
>>80961605Wait, what. Was this in the facebook Q&A thing? I must have missed that question if so
>>80961652No, it's in youtube. It's from an earlier interview.
>>80961180That seems... out of character for Judy.
>>80943864Do I get a cute country fox husband who likes to bake when I go to Zootopia ?
>>80961859NO.just NO.that wont happen again. i know what you think about , but NO.
Anyone know where I can read all of the chapters of FunBun Season (or whatever it's called). I've only been able to read update 4 because all of the links got deleted last night.
>>80961859>anon in zootopiaIs that an actual thing?
I'm tired of shipping. The only ship I like is Bellwether X Anon
>>80961859>One more step towards having our own board.Don't joke about this, sheep fucker
>>80961859Do you really want to go down that road?
>>80961389>A documentary is done about the tumultuous era of prey-predator relations in Zootopia's history>The Nighthowler conspiracy was uncovered without Judy and Nick, but not before significant damage was done that takes decades to heal>An older Judy Hopps is interviewed as a former police officer, turned public official dedicated to bridging harmony and equality>So is an aged Nick Wilde whose name was uncovered as a person of interest. >Judy is hopeful, but Nick is bitter and states the city is simply not a place for predators.>He had become a recluse who adamantly refuses to ever go near the city again.
>>80961859GOD, no plz no
>>80961859I don't think there's enough content to justify that, sadly. How much can there really be to discuss that needs seperate threads, you know?I mean it'd be nice, but can't really justif..>constant 24/7 Judy x Nick general where I can lurk and chat with my fellow JxN shippers about our obsession with these two being together and why we love itOh fuck, /ZOO/ WHEN??
>>80961965>GOD, no plz noStop typing like a fag to increase the chances
>>80961496I deleted it because I forgot to put a "2" after the "Zootopia."
Walter and Jessie are still on the loose, right?
>>80961859>anon in zootopiaThese threads haven't reached THAT level yet. The concept of a human in Zootopia seems to be generally frowned upon even for fanfics.
clips with polish dubbinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXjJYfxndNwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGxf28rn8sMmaybe some of you like to listen to a sound of broken glass?
>>80961967>>80961967>Oh fuck, /ZOO/ WHEN??NO
>>80962049Just bros being bros
>>80961967>multiple other sites online where you can do such things>force it in 4chanGo away
>>80962076>multiple other sitesGo ahead, name them. I'm waiting.>inb4 8ch and FAif that was your answer, you're out.
>>80962014Why don't poles like the word burg?
>>80962014It is kinda good, although it still cannot outclass the original voices. But A for effort.
>>80962106>Go ahead name them>and if you name them you're wrongwat
>>80961921A ship after my own heart.
>>80962106Would /b/ work for things like this? We could actually post lewds if we did
>>80962113what do you mean? "-gród" means "-burg" , "duckburg(kaczogród) , mouseburg(myszogród), animalburg(zwierzogród)">>80962129heard the russian reference?
>>80950189I didn't know Crow T. Robot was in Zootopia.
>>80962014is there any dub where judy isn't a cutie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLFh5wS_S8
>>80962144Because I know these type of people like it's nothing. There is no other site for this. I called out the two sites I knew they would call out because they're 100% NOT the sites you want to go if you just want to discuss the Judy / Nick shipping. 8ch is just porn and FA is furry trash, it's NOT the place for those discussions.>>80962187That's even worse, man.
>>80962106I haven't checked, but I bet reddit has a sub for this. You can reblog and message and exchange fan art in tumblr. I haven't even checked if forums for this exist, but I bet there are. And why are you discounting FA and 8ch?There are literally multiple sites where you can endlessly talk about it and chat/message people.Like what you said, there is not enough content to justify a separate board. Zootopia is a great movie, but it will be like Tangled where discussion will eventually dry up, and I'm fine with that. You can always make a thread when something new comes up in a couple of months or so.
>>80962214>tfw you remember that MST3K showed up on Arrested Development.
>>80962202I heard and understood all the references. I mean it is a nice touch (the white wolf named after the witcher and kapitan żbik reference was nice), and the dub is high quality (compared to what could be), but i prefer english voices overall.
>>80962187>>80962235The movie is new so it's understandable that people would want to discuss it. Don't worry about migrating to somewhere else, since discussion is still pretty acceptable here.But why the fuck would you want it to last fucking forever/for a long time? If you just want to circlejerk about shipping and fanfiction, why not just post it in a site for it? There are other sites for the things you want, jesus christ. Why would you want a fucking board for this or want to migrate in /b/ or /trash/, christ. Zootopia should be treated better than that.
>>80962235Your only other choice is to go off to /trash/.Or you could stop being a fucking idiot
>>80962235>it's NOT the place for those discussionsAnd you think 4chan is the place for your type of discussion? Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-trF-56KcQi just found polish bellwether >>80962287me too, polish dub is for kids and people who wont bother learning english.
>>80962282>tfw you realized both Joel and Mike continued MST3K in their own ways with Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax, both of which are fantastic in their own right>tfw you still ship them
>>80962313>your only other choice is pornFuck off>>80962342Fuck you
>>80960338I don't even think they have wars.Their police force is far, far smaller than you would expect for such an enormous population if you went by human standards.There are no functional fire arms at all.They probably view war as a terrible thing that only ever happened in the past, like we view getting typhoid fever or smallpox.
>>80962359Joel and Mike's love will surpass the ends of the universe.
>>80962368Well you don't like any of the options because you've decided that they only ever discuss one thing and nothing else.So you're only other choice is to make your own website.
>>80962368Get fucked, faget.I just googled if reddit has a sub for Zootopia, and it does. Why is it so hard to comprehend that there are other sites that can house forever and continuous Zootopia discussion?
>>80962418Because i don't care about fucking porn. I don't like these characters because I want to see their fucking junk, man. I just want the cute shit not the porn. You can't discuss what you want on a PORN board without it getting flooded with nasty shit
>>80958566I am scared of the spiked-up cat penis.
>>80962485>I just want the cute shit not the porn.Same here, but at least I can stomach the dark stuff.
>>80961907It's only up to update 4 as far as I know, and the guy's going kinda slowly, unfortunately.
>>80962485Then why the fuck would you want it in 4chan? You know these threads wouldn't last forever, and if you migrate you either go to /trash/ or /b/ where you will still see porn.Just fucking enjoy the ride for now. Zootopia threads are still allowed. Just stop thinking about the future; you'll still like Zootopia but I bet you won't feel compelled to discuss it every fucking day like right now.
>>80962485>I just want the cute shit not the porn.This. But also with dark stuff
>>80961859IF YOU FAGGOTS RUIN ZOOTOPIA AND A CONTAINMENT BOARD MUST BE MADE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
>>80962372They've got more than one precinct, Anon. Probably one for each zone, at least.
Would you vote for Mayor Lionheart, /co/?
>>80962608ow, the edge!
>>80962485And again, you've decided that a place where you can literally make your own board for any kind of topic you want only ever has porn on it, why exactly?You're just complaining about nothing at this point man.
>>80962608>>80962523I want edgelords to fuck off. Idk what's worse, people wanting to see cute animal characters dying and bleeding or people that want to fuck them >boththat too
>>80962626...but what happened to Donald J. Trunk?
>>80962647>people wanting to see cute animal characters dying and bleeding or people that want to fuck themYeah those people suck.I just want to watch the characters.suffer emotionally
>>80943864When the hype dies down for this movie. I'm going to miss these threads.
>>80962610>>80962400>>80962009>>80961965>>80961953>>80961922>>80961898>>80961859>thinking that we are not going down that road>imagining that there are individuals/shills of disney in /co/ who are gearing to make /zoo/ into a realityYou guys are quite paranoid when it comes to these things are'nt you?>>80961967Patience brother, our haven is just on the horizon.
>>80962700>this assblasted faggotStop worrying about inconsequential shit like where to discuss Zootopia. Work on your life the same way Judy worked on hers.
>>80962647I just come here for the art, is anyone here good at drawing Leopard Seals in the style of the movie? Well it's that or a Hyena dentist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
>>80962729>Her smile and optimism: Gone
>>80962804BOBBY!I didnt know i'd miss this little fella.
>>80962737With how big the movie is now, there will always be at least one zootopia thread. Plus movie sequel is definitely going to happen.
>>80962777I know what I want, fuck off.
>>80962845>I know what I wantto complain?
>>80949697I like the plot they went with over this, personally
>>80962764Memeing aside, Zootopia is definitely not heading that road. The threads after the movie was released were quite fast and very frequent. The threads now are actually slower and with fewer people.You can still like the movie without talking about it all the time.
>>80962843dont forget other stuff , like official novels or comic books, it's a FRANCHISE, not just one movie.
>>80962764>Patience brother, our haven is just on the horizon.I certainly hope so!
>>80943864>So what if zootopia was real and you could live in it, but first, you need to do a sacrifice.I guess killing you'reself should work as well because I'm a hardcore fan of Zootopia, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Zootopia Police Department where I would often eat doughnuts with Clawhauser in the reception room and help Judy and Nick with their patrols, but one day as I was talking to Judy, we went to her apartment for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Chief Bogo and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for ZPD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Bogo said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.Any improvements?
>>80962845>this whiny ass faggot throwing a tantrumJudy would be disappointed and disgusted
>>80961800I want to work my self-doubt that manifested itself in a form of unchecked rage and aggression out with him.
>>80962899This is your chance anon! Do it or judy will forever be dissapointed!
>>80961859>judy x nick shipsThats real tho>draws and requestsThat's kinda normal though, nothing wrong with a little stimulation.That said, I do think its going down THAT road, its doomed, I'll enjoy it while its still good
>>80962899Just chug bleach or set up an exit bag like a rational person.
>>80962899I liked the version with the twist ending.
>>80943864What do you think will happen in the sequel, /co/?
>>80963000End of Watch/Lethal Weapon-style homage to buddy cop movies.
>>80963000literally everyone dies
>>80963028New mystery case, bunny and fox hook up, feels are had
>still no decent fic involving Nick's paws
>>80963000a marginally more serious Police Squad.
>>80962624This, and to be fair, the one Judy was assigned to was Precinct 1, which is shown as being the cleanest, richest, low crime district in Zootopia. I bet the branches near the Southwest of the city are armed to the teeth.
>>80962485Same here. I haven't even fapped since I saw the movie last week, dunno why. Anybody else getting this too? How long do you think you'll hold out?
>>80962626I'd vote for Bellwether since she could actually run a city despite being incredibly prejudice towards preds. Maybe have someone to reign her in a bit.
>>80962864>zootopia is definitely not heading that roadYeah, I know.Not yet.>>80962890>>80962982I can already taste it...>Carrot cakes>Bongo's gay sauna>Nick 'Wild' and Gamer Judy>Fluffy Zoo
>>80962480This isn't that kind of site, you can go to reddit if you prefer.
So assuming humans never evolved passed the primate state in this universe; would their be any cats or dogs? Domestic housepets like cats and dogs evolved from wild wolves and larger cats because of human domestication so I am assuming Zootopia would not be plague with cat vs dog gang wars because they never evolved to that point
>>80963216I want to kiss that fox
>>80963000Sledge Hammer. Also shipping
>>80963246There were no primates at all. And there also aren't any domestic dogs or cats.
>>80963246It's not that humans never evolved. Humans never existed in the Zootopia universe period. As a result domesticated dogs and cats were confirmed not to exist either.
>>80963246There are no domestic cows come to think of it. I should also say that Bongo, a water bufffalo is a bit suspect of existing since water buffalo's are usually used to plow rice fields here in Asia. As to the question if water buffalo's have naturally evolved to be water buffalo's or if humans have a say on their present state is something I am ignorant.
>>80963331>water buffaloBogo is a cape buffalo.
>>80963252Me too anon, me too.
>>80963216Not "not yet", but slightly unlikely. It doesn't have a stronger pull like cartoon women or men. A lot of people appreciate the bunny and fox to the point that it's a meme, but it's not that shocking compared to Frozen's Anna and Elsa, Homestuck's characters, rock women in SU, etc.The threads have become slower, to be really honest.Zootopia will continue to have threads for the next month or two, but it will definitely slow down after that. A small discussion here and there, but that's it. The mods are also doing their part in not making this a full-blown general, and I appreciate that.
So how will Judy's parents react in that scene?
>>80963331Bogo is a cape buffalo, from Africa, not an asian water buffalo.
Wait so...they weren't confirmed to be together at the end of the movie? I thought the whole scene in the cop car with Judy saying she does love him was pretty much hinting that? or was that..just a friendly thing? like "Oh I love you guys" type of thing you say casually to friends? it didn't come off that way since the way it was said, I forget the exact dialogue but it came off more flirty than friendly?Shit man, idk
>>80963360>Collage of smugness>Only one picture of him actually being smugEvery time.
>>80963305But domestic pink pigs and very fluffy sheep exist. But even that is fine with me.
>first review on your fic>it's complaining about fin and nick not being together>you've barely begunffn user pls
Why didn't Bellweather have those fucked up eyes every other sheep had? is it because we as the audience wouldn't be suckered into linking her and not think she was the villain all along if she had evil looking eyes?
>>80963384>Nick: You know you love me.>Judy: Do I know that? Yes. Yes, I do.
>>80962883I want both Finnick Plush toys.
>>80963418forgot my picture
>>80963365>I appreciate conversations being killed off on purposeYep, it's /co/
>>80963239I was replying to an anon who wanted a /zoo/ or a designated board.So I replied that there are other sites, like Reddit, where it can house forever discussion for Zootopia. It's even great for that anon because he doesn't want to see porn.I'm not the one wanting a forever Zootopia general/board, so I'm not sure why you're redirecting me there.
When the trailers first came out for it, I thought it was just another one of those Disney films that I would see maybe once or twice and that would be it. It went beyond that. A couple of weeks before the film came out, I found myself in an extremely dark place where suicidal ideation shifted to more solid plans. I had botched attempts before, my most recent being three and a half years ago (to which I still do not know how I survived it) and I didn’t want another one. And yes, before anyone suggests it, I’ve been getting help since I was a kid. Multiple medications have been tried, multiple therapy methods, XYZ. I was done. I began isolating myself from my friends. I lost interest in all of my hobbies. I pretty much just lost the will to keep going after it was becoming clear to me that the harder that I was working at fixing my life, the worse things were getting. I planned the date, time and method. I got my travel arrangements ready. All I wanted to do was escape my failing health, extreme debt, impending homelessness, and my stupid shattered dreams. I began to put my final affairs in order but promised myself one last Disney film. I had waited long enough for it. I’m glad I did.
>>80963376>>80963352Whoops, my bad. Disregard what I've just said.>>80963365 Are the mods really doing that?
>>80963418Just to spite him make him wait till 20k words
>>80963246I think it was mentioned by the creator that there is no such thing as pets in this universe.
>>80949697Meh, this plot kinda sounds boring desu.
>>80963458I think I cried a good four or five times during it. I actually can't listen to Try Everything without tearing up again, haha. At first, it was just the animation and art that moved me but as the movie progressed, it was the story itself. I found too many parallels. I think that’s what did it. I moved to the area that I live in now almost three years ago, hired full-time at a great firm, fresh out of my internship and one semester away from my degree. Living here was a goal I busted my ass towards for years. I wanted to be around my friends. I wanted to be closer to my partner because years of an LDR was starting to get pretty rough. The best part? I moved 3000 miles away from an extremely abusive household and people that did more harm than good in my life. I got out of the world where I was labeled as a burden, a waste, an expense, and a failure and where those labels were so deeply ingrained in my mind that they're still so very difficult to shake. I was finally free. I remember how bright eyed and bushy tailed I was. I was going to prove all of the people who called me a failure wrong. The ones who told me that I couldn’t do the things I dreamed of. I was the first to go to college. I was the first to graduate. Despite being told how much my education was a waste of time and money, I got my two degrees. I tried to not let my parent's disappointment take away my own pride that all that hard work paid off. I watched those dreams shatter around me. 6 months later, that position was cut.
>>80963366I mean they obviously know about Nick from Judy, and they did kinda save all of Zootopia from chaos so... I think they'll be cool with it
>>80963484Since then, I haven’t been able to find anything more than a contract gig working customer support. Benefits? What are those? They sound nice! I’ve been trying to teach myself some programming languages on the side to try and make myself more desirable to employers. I’ve been uprooted every 3-6 months. I consider every job and every apartment temporary. I managed to rack up tens of thousands of dollars medical bills thanks to a hit and run accident (where I was the pedestrian) and a severe case of a virus that’s pretty much wiped out my immune system and is now with me for life.The last three months of my life was spent trying to heal, in and out of the hospital, monitoring my liver to check for any signs of failure, and hoping that a couple of internal organs weren't about to rupture, since this was a real possibility. I went to work sooner than I should have after the virus tested negative for the first time and, two weeks ago, I found myself back on my ass due to complications from it. I live in a bedroom and owe so much back rent that the fear of eviction is constantly looming over me. Goals that I had planned on achieving just didn’t pan out. I promised myself that I would never go hungry like I had done as a child so many times. I promised myself that a debt collector would never call me. I promised myself that I would never go to bed, terrified that I would be homeless the next day. Those were foolish things to promise. It’s terrifying and I hate what I’ve become with the frustration of not knowing how to change my current situation.
>>80963440>people posting their fanfiction are "discussions">>80963460They are cracking down on the worst of the worst for things that derail discussion, in this case, Fanfiction.
>>80963423I may be a massive forever alone, but I've never once had an exchange like this with any of my friends, girls or otherwise. This seems a bit more flirty than just a friendly line, imo.
Wait why do these guard wolves wear "shoes" whilst the ones who capture Mr. Manchas don't? I would expect it the other way around.
>>80963418>people keep asking if nick and judy are going to get together in your story>plan to have them move in with each other eventually but never explicitly refer to the full extent of their relationship and dodge the question every time it's brought up in story
>>80963500But watching how Judy dealt with her dreams crumbling around her and how she still pushed through gave me some sort of glimmer of hope. She stayed optimistic through it all. She didn’t let the world drag her down, despite all the forces against her. In the end, everything worked out for her. It wasn't divine intervention that saved me. It wasn't anything like that. It was a bunny. I’m sure it’s hella creepy for a 27-year-old woman to walk around with a small plush of a bunny cop on her person at all times but it’s a reminder to me to keep fighting. She's the one who kept me from making a very VERY stupid decision.I don’t know what my future will hold for me. I don’t know if things will get better or not or if I'll continue to keep finding myself deeper and deeper in this pit. I don't know if I'll eventually come out on top or not, if this is what finally will turn things around for me or if this is something that is just delaying the inevitable for the foreseeable future. I can only Try Everything.
>>80963524Maybe cement hurts their feet more than trees/etc do?
So can someone explain whats the appeal with the bunny?
>>80963510>topics of discussion only count if they're what I want them to be aboutSup Janitor-kun?
>>80963564You tell me.
>>80963524Trade-off between mobility and protection, maybe?
>>80963582fanfiction is not discussion.
>>80963564Cute as fuck, amazing personality. Nick is one lucky fuck.
>mammal outreach>already has mammal on the force and is, in fact, made up of nothing BUT mammals>same is true for all of ZootopiaWhat the fuck did I watch
>>80963458>>80963484>>80963500>>80963539nice copy pastebut if there's anons here in the same boat i'm rooting for you
>>80963600>Amazing personalityShe's literally Superman, why the fuck would you call that having "amazing personality"?
>>80963440Are you mad your image got deleted? Again, mods are just culling furfaggotry and stopping it from becoming full general. At least they're deleting stuff in Zootopia threads, because frankly there are stuff that do need to be deleted here.>>80963460>Are the mods really doing that?Some people here make it sound like the mods are going all-out, but in fact it's just pretty average. They just delete slightly risky images that seem too furry and too much fanfiction discussion (I understand that some people like fanfics, but I gotta side with the mods on this one; terrible generals are created from too much fanfiction discussion, and besides there are websites for that). Of course the quality of strictness varies, but at least they're doing something.
>>80961389Nick might be more attractive but Gideon would be the better husbandToo bad for Judy he's gay
>>80963458>>80963484>>80963500>>80963539You ever wonder if part of the problem is you verbally diarrhea about yourself for so long the people talking to you start to see drinking bleach as a viable alternative to the auditory torture you are forcing upon them?No one cares, you attention whoring mongoloid.
>>80963584I think my body is telling me plenty. Why Disney? Why the bunny!?
>>80963626I didn't get that either. It would have worked if they said smaller mammals outreach instead.
>>80943864> utopian cityDid you watch the movie?
>>80963668Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one, I had a healthy liver before those posts started, and now I'm dying.
>>80963598>>80963637Fanfics don't even really get "discussed" that much. At most it's someone asking if a certain story updated, but 90% of times whenever a link is posted it gets deleted. There aren't even any greentext stories being posted, which is amazing for a psuedo-general.It has nowhere near reached the point where most of the threads are dedicated to jerking off over fanfics. The only times they really get attention is when someone starts sperging out about how they're ruining the thread. Otherwise they contribute a negligible amount to the thread content normally.
>>80963626Yeah, now that I think about it, what was that about?
>>80963635Same thing was said in early MLPG's. Time to die /zoo/
>>80960338I just wanna say that .gif is awesome and I'm saving it.Carry on.
>>80963584>that waistClassic Disney
why is nick so perfect
>>80963713>>80963598Funny enough, greentexts and fanfics are greatly appreciated in that forbidden-to-say-its-name place.
>>80963713>It has nowhere near reached the point where most of the threads And thanks to the mods, it never will.
>>80963537i am sorely tempted. the story is about the struggle, what fun is the ending being so soon? perhaps i enjoy a bit of sadness as well
>>80963742you tell me anon
>>80963636I mean the way she's optomistic and always trying to keep a chin up and shit. Idk what superman is like, I don't watch children's trash
i want these metal cars.
>>80963537woops wrong link>>80963461
>>80963742He's got great taste
>>80963662Zootopia: KEKED edition when?
>>80963785>>80963636Both of you, kill yourselves
>>80963713That's the point. They're not letting it getting discussed a lot, they're not letting it get to a certain point. Small doses can slip through though. I'm not a fan of fanfiction so I don't participate or reply, but I don't rant about it either. I'm only talking about it right now to explain to that anon that mods are doing stuff.>>80963752This
>>80963784>no bubble butt>no ass definitionsThis was close to being hot.Still kinda is
>>80963183For some reason this happens to many. My guess is that the movie has something that fulfills some anon's lives, and stopping doing such things is just a side effect of it. Still, not a permanent solution, but at least is something.
>>80963537you smug rascal
I hope you furfags don't take this movie as bronies did with MLP and make a new cancer that infests 4chan for years to come. Brozen's was close to doing the same thing until the mods put a stop to it
>>80963662Gideon's too soft, she'd wind up abandoning her dreams, if she had any left.
>>80963875Do it for Zootopia. Don't level it with mlp.
>>80963523If it was just friendly joking it should've ended after her first line. The acknowledgement feels like it's there to imply more.
>>80963875Too late, welcome to die.
>>80963875>/froz/ almost becoming a realitySeriously? I thought /co/ hated that movie.
>>80961859>Anon in ZootopiaT-that hasn't happened yet, right?Right?
>>80963875Just make sure /b/ doesn't make it a cancer and that should be fine. Zootopia threads will probably stop being a thing one month or two after the Bluray being released.
>>80963834>Actually supporting limiting what people can talk aboutConsidering I live on on other boards I could care less since there's no such thing there, but you people are fucking pussies on here, they have you nice and controlled. People can talk about whatever the fuck they want, words are just words, thankfully I don't give a shit about fanfics or I'd talk about them all I want, too.
can you help me find this in better resolution?
>>80963927Just read the OP and you can smell the hint humanity on it.
>>80963834Byron fanart when
>>80963742Bad boy with a heart of gold. Confident, clever, worldly, adventurous, mischievous, with enough of a conscience to seem capable of a basically healthy relationship.
>have to look over my shoulder every 4 seconds because my roommates sleeping behind me
>>80963943What is this?
Prison guard pig was the cutest character. Prove me wrong.
>>80964005>ConfidentI kind of doubt about this one...
>>80963933>Considering I live on on other boardsThat's why. You don't know about /mlp/'s beginning, hundreds of /frz/ and homestuck threads, SU, etc. You expect people to be civil.Loose rules in 4chan aren't that bad. Total freedom can be poison.
>>80964022If he notices just tell him about your undying love for Judy, I'm sure he'll understand.
>>80964038My nigga, she was cute as fuck. Was she also the pig taking her picture at the DMV?
>>80964048He projects confidence, even if deep down he's pretty insecure.
>>80963875Seriously, in order for something like mlp to happen again you need ongoing material and a huge amount of autism to begin with. I am sure that if they left the horse show with only one season it would have already died by now.Also, there is a much bigger fandom/subculture -sort of- related to this one already, if this was to come near as to become like such, it would be shadowed by it really easily. In other words, unlike mlp, this can be labeled instantly with already existing things.
>>80964038nick is the cutest
>>80964097Well I think you are right then.
>doing pretty good in the theatre>no erections to be had>"Oh man this is easy, I thought..">picFUCK.FUCK.
>>80964097What if Nick's dad turns out to be Jecht?
>>80964172tell me the truth anon, are you just shit posting, or did the image of a talking snow leopard really give you an erection?
>>80964192Shakira, please get out of my head.
>>80964238OH OH OH OH OH
>>80964193I mean if we want to get technical, I kinda have a thing for large cat characters when drawn really nicely. So this kind of caught me off guard, so yeah, not much I could do. If that scene had gone on longer..I dare not think what may have happened.
>>80964193>where_do_you_think_you_are.PNGIf Judy didn't force all the blood from my dick to my heart, I would have been hard the entire time.
>>80943864God no there is fucking smelly animals all over the place.
>>80964193Not him, but are you saying that you went through the whole movie without getting some sort of tingle in your pants? Snow leopard or bunny, this movie took me places
>>80964238>>80964278I MESSED UP TONIGHT
>>80964279in this case is drawn right basically just a cat sitting upright? Like does this picture do it for you?
>>80964062I think the paranoia of it becoming another /mlp/ is really overblown. MLP originally started off as a joke that no one really took seriously and ended up blowing up at some point when people stopped watching it ironically. It also got spammed on practically every board, which was the reason for its banishment in the first place. It was a blatant thread derailer and trolling tool for the longest time and still is.For Zootopia to reach that level people would have to intentionally try to get it banned by going full shitpost mode with it, not just on /co/ but other boards as well.
>>80964311Not that anon, but I didn't. Sometimes I wonder why I'm in Zootopia threads again.Honestly, the world/details gave me "boners" instead.
>>80964311Yes, that is what I'm saying.I enjoyed the characters, and the story, I found it well written and the world interesting. There was nothing really sexual about any of the characters. Not even Gazelle is shown in a erotic light.
>>80964305So nothing changes
>>80962347This has vaporwave album cover vibes.
>>80963560Then why does almost nobody else in Zootopia wear those?>>80963585Well Judy also wears those and she is quite mobile.
>>80964325>>80964345Goddammit guys. I prefer drawn ones like the reporter because I know she's sentient (in a fake fantasy world anyway) and could be lewd if she wanted. Also she just looks really fucking cute.Those are still pretty hot, though.
>>80964330>I think the paranoia of it becoming another /mlp/ is really overblownMaybe a bit, but it is still pretty justified considering furries do exist.
>>80964311>the panther in the nudist sceneI lost right there.
>>80962899Thank you for this
>>80943864I am human meaning I have an instinctive desire to only live around humans meaning Zootopia is hell on earth for me as there are no humans at all. I dont give a shit if the animals walk and talk they aint homo sapiens.
>>80964452>you will never casually ogle and be ogled by attractive members of a nudist colony>you will never participate in their secret orgy
do monkeys exist in zootopia
>>80964520It hurts.tfw that nudist club had an orgy room in the back we never got to see
>>80964293>If Judy didn't force all the blood from my dick to my heart, I would have been hard the entire time.Well, that's just about the nicest thing I've ever seen on this site.
>>80964048>>80964097I think he's got at least some real confidence. He's well aware of the talents and wisdom he developed as a con artist. And he didn't lose those abilities or that cocky attitude after revealing his vulnerable side, and learning that he could overcome the stereotypes he had surrendered to.
>>80964543they eat them
>>80964543it would seem that there are no primates at all.
>>80964543No sign of any simians.
>>80964520Nudist clubs are usually full of aging old farts who want to let it all hang out.
>>80964311what scenes did it for you, anon?
>>80963183Fapped to Judy once in early february, since ive seen the movie i just find Judy X Nick CuteI like to look at porn of them both but it doesnt make me horny
>>80964543The creators said no. Too human like
>>80964625>i just find Judy X Nick CuteSame here.
>>80963909Of course its partially just Judy bringing back up Nick's advice for when you are asked a question, you ask another question and answer that.But yeah it seems like its acknowledging more to me as well even if that question can be asked platonically in English at least
>>80962372I get the impression that the history of their world has always been violent. The past was probably full of Predators raiding and killing Herbivore tribes and vice versa.
>>80964625>>80964646I want to know how they get together. Sequel don't fail me now.
>>80964615The one in the movie was implied to have at least one, but other than that everyone was young and attractive.
>>80964670All the pigs and hippos?
Protip if you are in this thread but you somehow haven't seen this yet then you need toversion of zootopia where nick and judy need to dance around the fact that they love each other due to backlash of the public when
>>80964666They better kiss in the fucking copcar is all I want. Right after a "sly bunny", "dumb fox" exchange. THEY BETTER
>>80964694thats gay tho
>>80964707their just friends tho
> anti-furries> on /co/ > in a thread involving a furry movie
>>80964694But this movie was extremely gay despite it being about friwndship. Also completely different tonelly
>>80964704>>80964666This is what a generation raised on Twilight and Hunger Games gives you.
>>80964583>>80964591>>80964628What about lemurs?
>>80964694>If Judy and Nick were both boys: the movie
>>80964739Don't pretend it hasn't always been like this.And those two franchises really have nothing to do with this. Shipping has always been a thing.
>>80964694What makes people think I can read those moon runes? Give title name please in AMERICAN, you fooking ninja man.
>>80964683If they were anything like the qt prison guard pig, I wouldn't mind railing them.>>80964748>gay Judy and NickI know exactly why I have this boner.
Scrapped from the movie.
>>80964731>anti-furrieswhat?>>80964745to my knowledge none are seen in the movie.
>>80964745Lemurs creep me out.
>>80964739What does Judy wanting to Kiss nick have to do with gay vampires or whatever that shit was and kids dying?
>>80964683And the orang-utans and the fruit bats and the lambs and the sloths and breakfast creals and the...
>>80962899Where does this come from?Also, oh god nick is so beautiful.
>>80964779The idea that a romance should be anywhere near a main plot of a work.It should never be anything close to a main plot.
>>80964772Couldn't they just get their claws cut?
What do you think of Judy's German voice? https://youtu.be/Tx4iY5Bu6lY?t=30sNot too shabby but kind of scratchy imo
>>80964770That pig guard in the prison was 150% fuckable. Just fuck
>>80964765one stormy night
>>80964694Before watching this I thought the gay shit was fanwanking but after watching, it is really gay.
>>80962899Jesus Christ man, you're in way too deep, you need to get yourself out.
>>80964805Oh, no, fuck that. I don't want the story to be about the romance. I just want them to kiss in the copcar because they love each other and that shit is fucking cute. Romance stories are boring, but couples kicking ass is awesome
>>80964805You never did Romeo and Juliet in school?
>>80964805>my personal tastes are better than your personal tastesNothing wrong with a good romance in a story. Most of us aren't saying the main plot of the sequel should be them getting together. Just that they should get together, presumably as a subplot.
>>80964805Nobody said anything about it being the point of a sequel, just that it'd be nice to have happen.Hell, it'd be better if it was underplayed and just "oh yeah they got together by the by"
>>80964798Started out about FF8
So if bugs and fish aren't sentient, does anyone keep them as pets?
>>80964891Was this for real?
>>80964805>something was done poorly in other works of fiction>therefore it can't be done well in any work of fiction
>>80964944Its a copypasta.Originally about final fantasy 8, except in the original, the guy is really considering doing it, so the ending here is a twist
>>80964944Anon, that's a copypasta...
>>80964944Do people really not fucking recognize the Balamb Garden copypasta?It know it's over 6 years old or so but jesus christ.
>>80964978Imagine if Judy had sorceress powers and Nick was emo
>>80965009>Undertale referenceGet out
>>80964815>"is it sexist if i say that Judy is very cute Bunny?">"No, thats not at all sexist, its on the contrary, ofc shes cute"based Josefine
>>80965009a cute but a bitch
A lot of people here don't know about the FF8/Balamb garden copy pasta?
>>80965009you missed the koala in the background
>>80961021It weirds me out when they give Nick human proportions but they keep Judy tiny. That ain't right. Nick is only about a foot taller than Judy.
>>80965009You missed a koala in the top left. Couple others too.
>>80964815The cutest and more emotional than Goodwin.
>>80965034U w8t m0t?
>>80965009https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0?t=25Yes I know this is an Undertale reference but still.
>>80965046Then post it faggot, not everyone browses /v/
>>80965054Anyone noticed their crotches are the same height?
>>80965009>Not scribbling out the walking fox on the street post
>>80964734if you dont think arashi no yoru ni wasnt the tightest shit just get the fuck out of my face senpai
>>80965082What are you implying
>>80965091Not better then zootopia m8
>>80965008Bunnies are for cuddles!
>>80965004>Imagine if Judy had sorceress powers and Nick was emoOne of my fondest memories during my early teens was making fun of all the ff8 characters while my friend played
>>80965082The plot thickens..and so does Nick
>>80965091still very gaybut I can dig it
>>80965082They didnt just put animal heads on human corpses. This is how a fox would look like standing
>>80965076Google it. It's a fucking old pasta and was everywhere.
>>80965130Judy has considerably larger eyes than the rest of her family
>>80965130>You will never cuddle Judy>You will never cuddle Nick>You will never be happily sandwiched between them, and realize smooth, unfurred human skin is tailor made for enjoying fluffiness
>>80965130I just realized that Judy's mom is kinda bangin'
>>80961859I swear to fucking god don't you do this.
>>80965034Only someone who plays UT would get that. Because I didn't get it.
>>80965203Just imagine how creepy it would look if they all had Judy's eyes.
>>80965263No, that's how it's spelled you dingus.but i like what you did there
>>80965130Yes its a bit jarring, but they had no other choice
> Still no Anon in zootopia ficCome on guys.
>>80965357God dammit just wait
>>80965206Skin without fur is fucking ugly t.b.h
>people literally fighting over the love lives of two animal characters and arguing about pornography of said characters >faggots want a 24/7 board to discuss these thingsWhat the fuck? The movie was great but this is some pure faggotry if I've ever seen it. You guys are reaching the show that must not be named and the other show that must not be named and the movie that must not be named in shitposts.
>>80965357what is anon in zootopia? if it's a fic about a human in zootopia then it can fuck right off
>>80965386Judy Hops, I'm FOX
>>80965407Exept zootopia is actually good
>>80965409It's a fic about an anon being dropped in zootopia and proceeding to fuck with everything while trying to be more smug than Nick.
How does one learn to color like this?!
>>80965357how about no
>>80965386Me on the left
>>80965455by deleting this fucking disgusting humanized shit
>>80965460Wow nice edit
>>80965407Zootopia is pretty good, but yeah people are going full faggotry. Instead of being inspired by the movie to try everything and be successful, it's got to be bickering about a Zootopia general or romance.Fuck this, I'm out.
>>80965458>Clawhauser is a human groupie and nobody else gives a shit
>>80965454>more smug than NickIt's not possible.
>>80965082Disney planned it this way.
>>80965407You can name all of those things.
>>80965455by practicing, you dipwit
>>80965530I said 'trying'.
>>80965542I love how she's looking right at it
>>80965455Use color slider instead of the wheel.
>>80965507See you later
>>80965446They all say this.
I like how this picture can be taken out of context
>>80965357No, no no no no no. No. We are NOT doing that. That's just asking for autism fuel to infest and turn everything to shit.
>>80964729They are 100% gay, confirmed by world of god.
>>80965585Not the critics.
Where do Nick and Judy spend their honeymoon?
>>80965676Sahara area hotel room
>>80965676Palm hotel, from the deleted shit that never made it to the film. That shit looked like maximum comfy. They get one of those VIP suites near the top. And spend most of the time in bed
>>80965676>A Fox marrying a RabbitNot in my fucking city, it's disgusting and unnatural. They should be ashamed, and what kind of example does it set for impressionable young teens?
>>80965738TRY EVERYTHINGbesides it's practically the subtext of the movie to not be a fgt and be cool with everyone.Also it's a cartoon so who cares
>>80965698>>80965715>>80965724Will Nick survive?
>>80965655I mean the respective fandoms.
>>80965735Holy shit I have a pic for this
>>80965786Of course he will.
>>80965786According to a comic I've been reading, barely.
>>80965507See you next thread anon
>>80965786despite it being sfw I don't think it's safe to post that one comic
>>80965786She's a bunny.He better be ready
>>80965786Barely. He's got to learn all the ways to satisfy that don't involve his dick.
>>80965847Post it, I'm curious.
>>80965507How bout you try not shitposting
>>80965786If he keeps hydrated and eats plenty of protein I think he'll be fine
>>80965847There's a sfw one?
>>80965579>don'tdon'tlookdon'tlook>OH GOD I'VE SEEN IT
>>80965545Never. Sunmoning the three gods will ruin this thread.
>>80965892Well he does have a long tongue.
>>80965912>her face when the tip pokes out
>>80965357>>>/mlp/nigga the whole point of zootopia is no humans
Can bros love bros?
>>80964806It would be extremely painful
>>80965786>fic where Nick is casually mindbroken by Judy>gets better the next day
>>80965893>>80965910e621 "berkpanda_(artist)"it's the only picture posted
>>80965976Depend of what do you mean by "love"
>>80965976bros being bros
>>80965958The whole point is that it's a world full of cute fuckable anthro animals.
>>80965976I want Judy and Nick being bros.
>>80966119good thing they're just platonicpaving the right path here.try everything, nick.
>>80963875>implying I don't want another mpl phenomenon to happen againIf I can watch it happen againI'm sure I will be able to deduce the root causes of its appeal, then I can work on creating my own artificial movement to enslave a generation of profits
>>80966079Fucking Disney, man.Wish I was alone in the theatre
>Their scrapbooks are full of criminals they apprehend
>>80966161.....When are we getting one of these of Judy?
>>80966079Why absolutely.But with no human interaction, of course.
>>80966246 If I see that smug one more time
>>80966204Too much cleavage. She's supposed to be cute, not overtly sexual
>>80966294It's just enough cleavage to make her look motherly.
>>80966294Yea, but what about as she gets older and has a few dozen kids?
>>80963420Yeswhich is quite problematic for their anti-prejudice narrative
>>80966204I will legit be sad if Zootopia 2 comes out but Nick and Judy don't fall in love.
Nick, why are you so dirty!
>>80963384>that lower back grabConfirmed
>>80966329Don't worry anon, they already are.
Scrub him good
>>80966332FOR FUCKS SAKEWHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END
>>80966347Nick's way too alpha for that hoverhand bullshit.N-not that there's anything wrong with bulls, I-I mean...
>>80966329It's completely impossible but the response would be amazing if Finnick cucked Judy. It'll never happen tho.
>>80966347He's just helping support his friend who has trouble standing on one leg.
Can yuo find numbres?!?!?!
>>80965958HOW THE FUCK AM I TO PROJECT THEN?just have anon transform into his spirit animal
>>80966332>>80966368>>80966433So when do we get to disect his colon?
>>80966404>how to lose audiences and alienate people
>>80966347Well he was helping her stand up on one leg since her other leg was kinda gimped at that momentI kinda wish they had done more with her injury. It could have been more integral to the finale if they had wanted it to.
>for work reasons, Nick and Judy are separated for a week>the moment they see each other again, Judy knocks Nick to the ground and desperately tries to gnaw his pants off
>>80966467That's homophobic.But no homo, man. Just bros being bros.
>>80966466IDK but he a postman
>>80966446>not projecting onto Judy regardless of gender>not becoming horribly depressed that you'll never experience what she has and reach your dreams>not imagining yourself riding the train into Zootopia long after the movie is over
>>80965610I think I'm actually okay with that.
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LO~VE
>>80966521the look on finnick's face in the top then judy's thousand-yard-stare in the backit's too good
>>80966521>that Judy watchingHoly shit
>>80966548The absolute madmen.There should be a follow up with Judy, only the focus is still on the mic, do you only see the top of her head and ears.
>>80966548You know the rulesAnd so do I
>>80966553where is this picture from?fuck man I have no merch of this shit yet. Is this an art book or europe only shit?
>>80966553I wonder if the graphic novel coming out in June is this?I hope not, the art lost a lot of the emotional impact the movie had.Its gonna be 240 pages, but theres a prequel in there apparently so I dunno what its gonna be
>>80966521>Disappointed, yet also aroused
>>80965455I wish I knew as well
>>80966596i think from some kinda comic but I have no idea...i want it though.>>80966619i think it's a prime chance for more finnick but official art is a good source of reference for art so i'll probably buy them.and the finnick plushes....and any figures and lion jesus please save my wallet.
>>80966635>the tipPretty good taste, honestly. No one has drawn him like this yet
>>80966582Apparently the black guy came to the shoot super drunk. The first time he tried the backflip off the wall, he faceplanted the ground
Nick, you got dirty again!?!!
>>80966635>>80966666You people need to fuck off to /trash/
If you ever wanted to pop Nick's zits, this is the game for you
>>80966596>>80966619Looks like this german book http://www.amazon.de/dp/3505138800
>>80966707>>80966740You've gotta stopYou've gotta
>>80966707RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>80966748You're right. I need to stop with Nick.Let's move on to Judy.
>>80966797i don't think you know what samefagging is
>>80966666what a waste of perfectly good digits
We have this thread on /mlp/ all the time, step it up, senpai
>>80966745>96 pagesWell if that is it, I guess its not the graphic novel>>80966778STAHP
>>80966830>he still browses /mlp/are you insane?
>>80966828>>80966832I accidentally lewd
SOMEONE KILLS THESE FUCKING HORRIBLE GAMES FOR FUCK SAKE!!!
I wish there was a good turn-around reference for drawing Finnick
Well at least we are on page 9
>>80966917someday anon, someday
>>80966832Well the German book kind of is a graphic novel (as you can see from the look inside preview it is like a golden book text wise). So maybe the one that is going to be released is the same but with more pictures and maybe less golden-bookish text. (+ prequel)
>>80967004>tfw no one cares for your health enough to gift you a delicious and nutritious source of potassiumend my life
>>80967004Man.I don't think I've ever been as happy as that kid looks with that banana.
>>80966939I guess I'm making the next thread.
>>80967053I guess it depends, was the art done specifically for the book or was it just repurposed for it?Because the graphic novel is allegedly gonna be 240 pages, while this book is 94, so they've gotta more than double it.Of course depending on how long the prequel stories are, that may not be hard, but for whatever reason I'm expecting them to be pretty short compared to the main story.But maybe each one will be about as long as this book was, so I dunno
>>80966832This pleases me.
so what happened to finnick after nick became a cop?does he loose control of his life since he doesn't have a partner to sling pawpiscles on the streets anymore?
>>80967139Not an exact translation, but gist is>Judy drops her book in the snow>She says they probably won't be able to find it because of all the snow falling>Nick takes out a pellet that Judy first thinks is a blueberry, but turns out its a small capsule of Nighthowler extract>She is shocked, but Nick says its okay, at small doses it just brings back some natural instinct without turning you savage>He gets down on all 4s and does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2SoGHFM18I>Comes up with the book and Judy is shocked
>>80967208He becomes Undercover
>>80967139here's the short version>J: Oh no I lost my notebook, it must be in that snowdrift, I'll never find it>N: Don't worry carrots, I've got a little pill of the night howlers serum>"Won't it make you go savage?">"Nope. In small does it just hightens your instincts">pomf>"I found it!"
>>80967208I'm sure there are other foxes more than willing to pretend to be his dad
>>80967208He's Nick's inside man, taking a cut of dirty cop money and sometimes Finnick pays him to look the other way. They pull the biggest hustle of all: Friendship.
>>80967152On the Amazon page it says Disney(Author), Justine Lipke (Translator). Also considering that some of the pictures inside were used in the Golden Books as well it is safe to assume that the book was not done explicitly for Germany (i.e. the pictures were made by the Disney art team) although currently only being available there.
>>80966294Bunnies don't have breasts there. They have dewlaps.>The dewlap is also found on female rabbits, such as the New Zealand white rabbit. While pregnant, the female rabbit will pluck fur from the dewlap to line a nest for her babies. Although these masses can be referred to as dewlaps, they are formed by stored fat.
>>80967254>pomfwhat are we gonna do on the bed, nick kun
>>80967344>they're not actually dewlaps, but they're called that anywayalso "stored fat"? sounds like breast tissue to me.
>>80967344>rabbits actually have tits
I post the new thread when this one is achieved. Hope that okay with you guys.
>>80964772So they still sheath their genitals?They walk upright; by default, having sheaths is an evolutionary problem that shouldn't happen.>Be Animal citizen.>Must take a piss.>Dick is pratically inside you.>Can't aim for the toilet. Just can't aim.>Piss goes in arc and hits the underside of your muzzle.>Freak out.>Now there's piss everywhere.>Guy in next stall sniffs the air before walking out laughing.The only way to circumvent this is if they stop being upright and assume their feral ways for that one moment where they must take off their pants, get on all fours, lift up their leg and pee
>>80967509Yea. Find a nice subject
>>80967567YO STOP PISSIN DAWG
>>80967567That's an ad about not being able to retract their claws...
>>80967567They sit. I sit when I pee and its pretty nice. That or they simy get their dick out
>>80967531That sweater is entirely too big for her.
>>80967581Thread idea I came up with is about the Zootopa police force and weapons they used. I came up with this idea when a /k/ anon came to a thread.
>>80967531Holly shit nick is sexy
>>80967531SO COMFY. SO FUCKING COMFY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80967567They mean their claws, genius.
>>80967674>starting a thread off with /k/ shitCan we just not do that shit again?
>>80967711Literally nothing wrong with /k/ shit
>>80967669Thats because its not her sweater
>fapped to art before the movie>haven't fapped and look away from NSFW after the movieanyone who prefers explicit content over cute needs to go
>>80967803Dammit, i wanna work on my story, but Im waiting for a partner in my class to text me so we can work on a project due in like a week. I have trouble getting into writing mode when I know I could be leaving at any time.But hes like an hour and a half late and we really gotta work on it tonight
>>80967633>>80967691Goes both ways.Can you blame me though?>Old lion sitting in a park chair.>Sad>three balloons but one is deflated and crestfallen.Seriously, if what happened was that he accidentally the balloon with his unretractable claws then how come it looks like it simply can't get up instead of being popped?
https://twitter.com/ByronPHoward/status/712072350678683648Holy crap they have Robin Hood at Tokyo Disneyland?
>>80967785You know some people actually want to just discuss the characters and not have to shift through a bunch of gunwank shit on a cartoon board. But you're not going to listen because you don't give a shit so do whatever you want
>>80967834sweet blog post
>>80967832Nick and Judy are mostly off-limits for me now, but there's plenty of other characters...
>>80967868you must really hate guns.look you know that the actual topic of the thread will be lost inside of twenty posts, so why are you bitching?
>>80965825>mfw it's actually a dead bunny
>>80967868What's wrong with a little bit of /k/ every now and then? It's better than discussing the same scene over and over again.
>>80967869Any time bro
>>80967868I don't give completely zero shits. I just think the idea is interesting to discuss. Would predators even need to be armed? From promotional material we can see they have tranquilizers, but does that suffice if they're encountering a bigger threat?
>>80967832>>80967913still look up porn of the two but it's mostly for cute than anything
>>80965825Fun fact: Both of the animals in this photo are dead.
>>80967344All that kind of goes out the window with anthro, though. The reason human women have two boobs on their chest is because that is the optimal setup for a bipedal species. Zootopia is a world full of anthro, bipedal animals who are highly evolved, so it's plausible that their breasts would have evolved in parallel with their skeletons and brains evolving.Judy has a slight hint of a bosom, as does Gazelle. It would seem that Zootopia favors the school of thought that bipedal anthro animals should have two breasts on the chest rather than having many breasts like a wild animal.
>>80968076Typical /k/ not giving a shit as usual I see, fucking assholes
>>80968012I always wondered what was going on in that photo. That explains it.
>>80968056none of the animals in the movie are shown with breasts.please only post art that is on model.
>>80968056If they only have two tits does that mean that their litters have also shrunk down in size?
>>80967711>literally tumblr tier "umm,..... can you knot?"
>>80968056well i imagine mrs. hopps needs like 6 breast to nurse her litter.
>>80968144I am extremely frightened of whatever that thing is supposed to be...
>>80968144Fuck off /k/
>>80968215that is something I'm curious about.the Hopps family seems to imply that litters are a thing, but Fru Fru's comments about only having one kid implies that animals now tend to only have one offspring at a time.I wonder which it is.
>>80961909>>80962009>>80963927Isn't zootopia basically a mirror of our world with mammals?Just make your faggy Anon self insert a citizen that browses Zootopian 4chan or some shit.You niggers just have to figure out what kind of animal would fit the personification of Anonymous.
FunBun guys updates are so short and so far inbetween, why are you doing this to me!?Keep up the good work though, you write wonders.
>>80968281I think the rabbits' fecundity is mostly a joke. (With no predation they'd overpopulate.) I don't think they tried to figure out the ecology or anything.
/r/ing webm of judy and nick dancing with dat hip bump
>>80968331who is this funbun i keep hearing about
>>80968331ayy can I get a link to this funbun fic?I never have the chance to open the links before they're deleted
>>80968281My guess is that city animals would tend to have less kids.
>>80967923Well fuck. That's the first Nick I've seen that looks like he's older than 18.
>>80968415but how would the mums junk know where she lives?
>>80968281Well in safe, non-threatening environments, animals tend to have less children. The main reason weaker animals even have so many kids in the first place is so at least some of them will survive to adulthood. Rabbits probably do have multiple kids at a time, just not as many as wild ones. Also, Mr. and Mrs. Hopps probably have a very, very active sex life.
>>80968398>>80968410I aint' looking to spend more time under the smug slug
>>80965357Anon redeeming and fucking Bellwether
>>80968461m8 i just got out of the smug slug literally 5 minutes agocan you post an imgur link to it or something?
>>80968487I DID MY TIME
I want a Hot Fuzz like sequel
>>80968487linking to a pedophile and general fags tumblr
>>80968505>>80968513Bans are mentalwould upload pic but imagelimit has been reached.I enjoy this 800+ post threads.
>>80967531top HNNNNNNNNNNNNG>>80967711>>80967785>>80968144>>80968248>/k/>not filled to the fucking brim with furries>>80968524>it's a Starsky and Hutch parody "Foxy and Rabbit Hutch" episode>Nick and judy go to see a new movie about two husky cops called "Mush Hour"
>>80968552I don't know the guy, nor do I care, the info is just well archived there.Besides>Pedophiles>furries>fagsWhere the fuck do you think you are?
>>80968561I started it 8)
>>80968637Thats not true, I DID
>>80968632he's not an internet/4chan pedophile, he's an actual one.