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Hey /co/, wanna hear a joke?
I love jokes!
The fox is kind of cute.
Why did the fox cross the road?
>>80882430>>80882435>>80882442>>80882443>>80882459 What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
>>80882473I don't know, what?
>>80882483>>80882511They can smell it but they can't eat it!
>>80882473They both deliver the sauce
>>80882536Speaking of eating
Tell me I'm not the only one who checks online each morning to see if it's been leaked online yet.
>>80882595A camrip? but those suck mang, quality so bad
>>80882536what do you mean by this?
>>80882424MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME
>that creator Q&A>dancing around the Judy/Nick relationship questionYep. They're fuckin like rabbits.
>>80882787BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Does /co/ have any jokes?A guy walks into the doctor's office to get his test results. The doctor's face looks very grave, so the man knows it's bad news."How long do I have, Doc?" The man asks."5." is the doctor's reply."5? 5 what? Years? Months!?"The doctor says, "4.""Ok, but 4 what?" the man says, exasperated.The doctor says, "3, 2..."
>>80883059I prefer tricks, myself.I know how to make a pencil disappear.
>>80883103>judy hurtI never want to see this
>>80883088Tricks are for kids.
>>80883128You just did
>>80882424This is the corniest thread I have ever been in.
>>80883237Man, there were these two girls in the theatre that were gasping at every moment judy and nick had together, one of them even did a clap during the you love me line near the end.FUCKING SHIPPERS. They totally should have kissed in the movie tho just sayin
>>80882536Why would a gynecologist want to eat a baby?
>>80882536das not bad
>>80883260don't you see anonyou were the girls all along
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!
What do call a one bumped bunny?
>>80882424What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
>>80883400Judy after taking the knot?So a photon checks into a hotel and the man behind the counter asks "would you like me to take your bags to your room?"The photon answers: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
>>80883414I can't tell which one's funnier!
>>80883103>>80883414Never even THINKof posting this shit again boi
Here have a smug fox guys no need to thank me
>cozy latenight zootopia thread>it's actually a shitty joke threadWelp, time to turn in early it seems
Why couldn't the dwarf and the midget get along?They had very little in common
Hey, /co/, what do you call a cynical, omni-disciplinary scientist, martial artist, and detective?an orphan
>>80883468Thank you for the blog update, faggot!
>>80883468NO wait Stay hereForthem...
>>80883468hey, don't be like that, there's an actual Zootopia thread here: >>80881874Now don't be a party pooper and try to enjoy some jokes.I don't have anything for this, really. Filename's for /tg/ but honestly the whole thing speaks for itself.
>>80882424what is this thing?
>>80883550Thank you so much, Idk how I missed that thread. I really like these zootopia threads.
>>80883612Where have you been for the past... a lot of months.
>>80883632well, i have learned that its called zootopia and i have heard that name a lot. so, next question, whats it about?
>>80883673>whats it about?You're on the internet. Google it.
>>80883673A city full of intelligent, anthropomorphic animals that turns out to actually be an experiment to interspecies breeding between humans and animals possible. Everything is going fine until one day, a rabbit police officer named Bunnie and her insurance salesman boyfriend Clyde the fox discover that there is an entire world outside of their utopian prison.
>>80883673Judge Judy and Saint Nick are turned into animals and have to figure things out by using Google.
>>80882536fuck u fox
>>80883732my terror has risen.
>>80883752I love the way her ears flip onto the table. It'd make for a great gag in zootopia 2 that she just decimated a dinner table with her ears
>>80883260It gives us something to really want in a sequel.
>>80883752>Even if she murdered children it would be -adorable-.
>>80882713A gynecologist isn't allowed to eat his patient's cooch. A pizza boy isn't allowed to eat the pizza he delivers. Both of them can only smell what they want to eat.
>>80883260Between the two friends I went with, the girl was the one who audibly went "Aww" at that moment.I probably would have too had I shipped them as much then as I do now.
>>80883414Poast more Nick crying over an injured/dead Judy pls.I need to feel.
Hey, /co, didja hear the one about the two TV antennas that got married? The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
>>80882424So this Lynx was trying to be a good wingman and tells this gal, that he knows this great hippo.You know what she said?
>>80886439She said,"What's wrong with the rest of the alphabet?"
>>80883367I understood that joke.I think.And I laughed.
Because animated features need yet more smug expressions
>>80882595I mean you want a cam rip, there's one on Kisscartoon right now
>>80886777>tfw furry nigger
>>80886845Degeneracy at its finest.
>>80886852What about furry trans ftf nigger?
>>80882595Even if it does get ripped, I'd rather see it in person again to give them more money. I want sequels, damn it.
>>80883414This happens, when your bulletproof vest only covers your upper body
>>80887765Maybe she was trying to chase down a wood tick.
Apparently this is a weekly themed art thing.https://twitter.com/hashtag/주토피아_전력_60분?f=tweets&vertical=defaultLast week was "cotton candy", this week is "handcuffs".
>old thread not archieved yet>two new Zootopia threads are made>the better one gets deleted probably because this one here got more repliesSure, people should have waited, but if a thread had to go then this one. Mean.
>>80887864Maybe because this one was made hours before the other one.
>>80887904You think they shock collar their prisoners than?
>>80887922I dunno, some of these seem to be inspired off the original storyline where the two were handcuffed together at some point.
>>80888026>Weselton becomes a police tooI like his slimy criminal character, but this is funny too.
>>80888026>says they have the first weasel officer>but no introductionYou literally just introduced him, he's the only weasel there.
>>80888026Aw I love this!Makes me think that if they get more little guys, Little Rodentia will find ways to summon cops to help them out. It's like some super hero kaiju shit to them, but standard crime fighting to the cops.
>>80882424I... would like... to...
>>80888117Thats the joke.
>>80888177This does not motivate me to draw.Like at all.It's pretty depressing.Stu was right!
>>808882091) Be good at using colored pencils2) Draw off of a reference image
Can a human and rabbit find love together?
>>80887864>mods won't let Zootopia have a general, which would prevent multiple threads>thus, multiple threads keep popping up>mods delete all of them except oneI don't get the logic here
>>80888231With mere practice you can look at this and look at a blank page and then freehand one onto the other.
>>80888468I get it and I'm okay with it. I just wish they'd delete the ones with badposting and not the ones that do try to have a discussion. No matter the time they were created.And no. A general does not fix anything. It would just get worse in thread numbers, quality posting and moderation. Just compare Sonic the Hedgehog /v/ threads with /sthg/, as anthro example.
What do you call a fat black hooker with braces?
>>80888457Sure, but don't expect to go balls deep.
>>80888468It's not just mods that are against generals. A lot of posters are against the idea of a general. Frankly, it's totally fine to just have a thread every now and then. Nothing new is released anyway. I'm actually glad mods are deleting multiple Zootopia threads. Faggots need to check the catalog anyway.
>>80888231listen to your parents, kids!
>>80888475ONE HOUR EVERY DAY
>>80888549A black&decker pecker wrecker.
>>80888571>Nothing new is released anyway. Except an unending stream of fresh pictures from foreign lands.
>>80888533...maybe he just dont know to delete the recording?still, it's a good comic page. thanks for sharing
>>80888572Story of my life.
>>80883414where is she bleeding from? there is no visable injury.
>>80888604Yeah I know that. That's why we still need threads, but that doesn't completely justify multiple and continuous threads.Definitely a thread when the movie's released in britbong land and nipland. And occasional threads for cute art. No need for multiple ones or generals though.
>>80888613It's not about deleting the recording, it's about him changing his mind about throwing it away.
Finnick is the best fox
>>80888539>>80888571A general would prevent multiple threads, though. Thus eliminating the need to constantly delete them.And I don't know why people keep insisting that>general automatically means drastic decrease in "quality posting" (whatever that means) and increase in namefags etcwill happen.>b-but /frz/!!One bad general means all generals ever will be bad? There are multiple other generals on /co/ alone and nobody complains about those. Mods don't delete those on sight. So why is Zootopia any different?These threads are already generals, they're just not being called "/zoo/".
>>80888659i said "maybe" duh.Why these promo images portray Judy as annoying stalker? She's nothing like that in the movie.
>>80888648It just got released in Australia. UK is less than a week away. People (or at least people who don't want to mess with rips and torrents) are still seeing it fresh every day.
>>80888678>not posting the true top fox
>>80888697it's getting worse with each image.
>>80888686There is no need for multiple threads. There is even no need for continuous threads.And it shows how new you are. /frz/ is not the only or the first terrible general. I'm glad the mods are actually doing something to stop Zootopia from going the way of those generals you mentioned.Maybe focus on your obsession issue first.
>>80888697>>80888726>>80888752Overly attached female is probably what sells, in China.
>>80888686>A general would prevent multiple threads, though. Thus eliminating the need to constantly delete them.No. It can be that more than now try to make a new thread and call them "general". Really, there is a chance /co/ gets flooded with them until after japan release.Now shut your snout, Phillip. Time to move on to actual Zootopia topics like 500 million or superior japan merch to come.
>Wanting to write a story about brotherhood>Want to use animals because of nostalgia for Brian J as a kid since he was might favorite author when I was little>Now if I ask for advice from any of my friends they think I'm cribbing from Zootopia and trying to cash in on the hype
>>80888697this one seems normal but yeah, she does look pretty crazy on this one>>80888726 But take it on the positive side! JUST LOOK AT HER BUTT
>>80888761Sometimes it's a huge blockbuster.
>>80888686When you start slapping the label "General" on something, too many people seem to take that to mean that there HAS to be a thread up, 24/7. And they develop their own culture that makes it difficult to just hop into. And you get shitty namefags and that kind of stuff.And it's not just frozen. Homestuck used to be another bad example of that kind of thing.
>>80888761 i always thought chinese are automatas who have no empathy for anything or anyone.
>>80888712Her right arm is so much longer than the other. This was a official pic, right?Who was the artist again? They're not bad despite that mistake.
did you spot this kind of Iphone reference?
>>80882424>Watching Zootopia with niece and nephew>Bretty good so far 9/10>Pic related appears>"Hey anon, wanna help purge all the predators...">I now understand waifus>I did not want this feel>Two days later have massive Dawn folder on hard drive that continues to grow>I have lost control of my life
>>80888712>"top fox">literally oversexualized furfag bait
>>80883673>>80883612Bait. Nice try, anon.
>>80888838Absolute best villain
>>80888814Doesn't seem all that much longer. Maybe it's just from the hand going up instead of being bent sideways plus the added height of the gun.
>>80888803They dropped their only child law, so they'll be losing that stigma when we're old. Right now though, they've got a few generations of "little emperors" who don't feel like taking risks.
>>80888848>when you have same idea for a crossover picture but someone more talented already did it.
>>80888935good thing because that looks like shit
There are now three Zootopia threads. Have fun knowing one of these threads will be deleted.
>>80888890>You will never sip champagne with her on a balcony watching below as millions of uncivilized predators are led in to gas chambers.>whylive
>>80888935Just keep practicing every day and you'll keep improving.
Alright, mate.You claim you "love" Judy, right? Or Nick or whatever, right?Then why aren't you working on art right now? Judy would want you to work hard. She'd hustle you into it even.Do it for her!One hour a day keeps stagnation away!Except if you're one of those godless popufurs who only wants to milk Zootopia's popularity to fund their MMO subscribtions.
>>80888935Like a solid shit tho
>>80888846Nigga, don't you know? She's on the list.
>>80888972threads get deleted all the time, so what? I don't really see how this started out as a zootopia thread, one of the other ones actually had a person wanting to discuss it, the other (and this one) started with memes
>>80883260yeah I agree those two girls in the theater should have kissed
>>80888905I think I've confused the position of her shoulder. However, now it looks like the right arm is thicker, or at the very least just as thick as the other despite being in the background.
>>80888951>>80889003not denying that. >>80888992i will, i daily do.
>>80889044>:3 faceGet out
Still the #1 movie for another weekend:>Saturday AM Update: The Divergent Series: Allegiant took the #1 spot on Friday with an estimated $11.9 million to go along with a "B" CinemaScore. This will result in a weekend around $28-31 million weekend for the third film in the Divergent franchise, which kicked off its theatrical run with $2.35 million from Thursday night preview screenings.>>This will mark a significant drop from the $54.6 million and $52.2 million opening weekends for Divergent and Insurgent respectively and it will also push Allegiant to #2 for the weekend. Once again it will be Disney's Zootopia atop the box office as it took in an estimated $9.6 million on Friday and should end the weekend anywhere from $36-39 million. Allegiant took the #1 spot for Friday because Thursday night preopening shows are technically counted as part of Friday's income and not Thursday's. It's going to fall behind Zootopia's third weekend overall.
anyone have that /int/ screenshot?
>>80888935Dude just give up
>>80888999>only one hour of drawing
>>80889115Per day. For years. She'll wait for you.
Pick two Mammals to be the new co-protagonists for Judy and Nick. Hard Mode : Mammals who didn't appear in Zootopia.
BUT WHAT IF
>>80888026My autistic headcannon says the Fennec would be the first to join instead of Wisealton since he wanted to fallow in Nick's footstepsThe weasle would work best as an informant
>>80889184>Nicki & JudeKinda want
>>80889142>She'll wait for you.And no shortcuts allowed.>>80889148Female lynx and a male platypus.
>>80888972Obviously they delete the new ones. It's how they operate.Also, there isn't enough Jason Bateman interviews.
>>80889249Jude the dude
>>80889148Maned Wolf and an Ibex.
>>80889078Just check desustorage for 500 pound American woman
What if Nick was the kind of guy that tried to act cool in front of girls but failed miserably at it?What if Nick was Fox Karamatsu?
>>80889148Liger and a Donkey
>>80889184I like fox Jason Bateman, so no thanks.
i want to pet judy's dewlap
>>80889302No way, he's a successful con man with a silver tongue, not a teenager boy.
>>80889315You know he has a sister, right?
>>80889306>LigerWhy do you want a big fat fatty
>>80889298Checked and nothing
>>80889346Kara, like the rest of his brothers, is in his 20's
>>80883513dead inside look.all hopes gone.only friend is a criminal.poor little meter maid.fucking perfect.
>>80889184There should be a vixen conwoman who was a former partner of Nick in the sequel.
>>80889357Oh please no.
>>80887969Interesting. When Nick gets shocked, obviously Judy will as well. They are connected via metal, afterall.
>>80889426>There should be a vixen conwoman who was a former partner of Nick in the sequel....an artctic one?
>>80888558"Jokes on you, Anon, I'm like 4 inches long."
>>80889384Say ahh, anonhttps://desustorage.org/int/thread/56515901/#q56515901
>>80889387He still acts like a generic anime teenager. Anime stereotypes and character attributes don't have a place in Western animation.
>>80888648Its been out a week.It'll die down soon enough, there's even less need to go "Hey guys maybe we should shut up discussing this cartoon on /co/." every goddamn thread either.
>>80889348But she's not Jason Bateman.
>>80889461Yes, perfect. No romantic intent or anything, the movie doesn't need that.
did you buy your merch, anon?
>>80889384Well why don't you check these then?
>>80889507that Judy expression: "Kill me".
>>80882424What if Bendis was a sloth
>>80889507I kind of want those Disney Infinity statues of Nick and Judy. The problem is I don't have the game so buying them would kind of be pointless.
>>80889533>>80889507That honestly looks more like Jude than Judy
>>80889546who the fuck buys disney infinity figures for the game?
>>80889577I did. They're better off as just figurines.
>>80889546I have marvel amiibos and I don't even have a wiiU
So, a family walks into a talent agency...
>>80889507>there will never be a Vídeo Brinquedo version of Zootopia>or one by Dingo Pictures>unlikely The Asylum could cook something upAt least we have the chinese.
>>80889585There always this faggot when something new comes out. Every mother fucking time. Let people post, what the fuck consequence is it to you that they do?
>>80889546What the fuck even is Disney Infinity? I've even done some research and I can't even tell what kind of game it is.
Decent quality rip of the soundtrack on YT.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTfX9d5uKp8i6uYNOy-wUmelswxEENsK5
>>80889662So you get a hub world to do some tutorials, then you get something called the Toybox, which gives you a fuckton of disney themed set pieces, landscapes, themes, characters, enemies all ranging from tons of different disney franchises.You can make your own cities, try to recreate disney worlds or scenes. There is a fairly in depth "programming" element where you can actually try to make a mini game and make your own stories using it.It's cute but ultimately made for kids.
why is this aloud?
>>80889662it's a fairly bland action platformer with some elements lifted from minecraft, some from MMOs and some from all those LEGO console games. You can build and script your own levels but it feels like a soulless cash grab. Just get the figures.
>>80889662It's a generic hack&slash with some light platforming. Really aimed at kids with how stupidly easy and simplistic it is.
>>80889662Have you watch any YouTube videos of it? But if you must know it basically a open world-ish game where you build stuff off of Disney related materials. If you have a certain figure it would allow you to enter their world and play a story mode of sorts.
>>80889712>going on FacebookThere's your problem.
>>80889702>>80889605>>80889588i never heard about Spotify until now, then i listened to Finnick's favorite songs.Man this little fennec is based! We need to see more of you, little buddy!
>>80889703>>80889507The other day I saw the official ones and they honestly didn't look much better.
The ride is over? ;_;7
>>80889626Some people get deeply embarrassed by proxy when someone else talks about something they think shouldn't be talked about. There are various ways of coping. Some just don't read the threads, others click Hide on them, and yet others jump right in.
>>80889693Yes, because you can always be sure those who are in this active thread are the ones making multiple others and not people who come in and don't check the catalog. It's cool. All anons are like one person, of course.
>>80882812I've been wondering, when in the DMV did he make this face?
>>80889712I am kind of surprised that no one has claimed Judy to be a early m-f T.Rexual yet.
>>80889760watch the sloth trailer
>>80889736He's mai husbando
>>80889747the fuck am i looking at.>>80889760For half a second when he laughs at his own joke after telling it.
>>80889747No, it's just second place for Friday. And even that's borderline because that's right around what Allegiant made during Friday showtimes minus the 7 PM Allegiant showings from Thursday night.
>>80889747Just came out in Britbongtropolis and Outback Island. Late april in japan.>>80889760When he laughs at his own joke.
>>80889804the 18th one.
>>80889760When he's fucking you in the ass.
>>80889782... Which one did she marry by the way?
>>80889774>>80889779>>80889843oh so it's a single second frame, because I recall he smiled quite fast
>>80889830It's not anymore First rank according to this picture. And 18th is for Mars 18 2016
>>80889838>concept art that ended up worse than the final productSomething about his huge eyebrows and his eyes open just under them, when his daughter comes into the room specifically and he's looking at her, just shines so much more than these.
They're really cool guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuLbuR1afNQ
>>80889777I only come here for the art and contribute my own so you're wrong. :^)
>>80889843>Judy's eyebrows and head shakefucking details
>>80889820>Just came out in BritbongtropolisIsn't that on the 25th?
>>80889820Late April? I hope the Japanese hype train lasts that long. And it's worth it to make all that golden week yen.
>zootopia and zoophilia have the same number of syllablesit's like poetry.
>>80889507Not yet. Artbook's not available yet, and I just want the tsumtsums, not the plastic figs.
>>80883103Don't worry they get her new replacement organs. Unfortunately all they have are the organs of a predator. So when Judy wakes up, she finds herself having an unrelenting craving for prey
So been wondering on the final act on the film. Notice how Zootopia was bustling prior to that act, but suddenly you don't see much people? Was it because after the whole predator reveal, many people left? And the place where Judy and Nick went off to looked dilapidated, complete with boarded windows and an abandoned station that still connected to the main city lines.Was it just the slums with one of its stations cut off from connection, or did Zootopia really encountered a short moment of the city being abandoned and left to rot?
>>80889871ah, so the 1, then 2 means it got knocked off top selling? Oh well, I'd say it's got two more weeks of successful showing in NA before it's up to other countries to pad up the numbers.
>>80889896>those little nose-twitches as she looks aroundYeah, they really went ham on the little details. It's fucking adorable.
>>80889899Someone claimed that it came out this week. Maybe a preview screening or something.>>80889912April 23rd, I believe.
>>80889852>>80889978gideon a cute
4k DCPrip of Zootopia when?
>>80889832>When he's fucking you in the ass.oh my
and then we have this.
>>80888814This was an official pic for the 4th game
>>80890004When the Bluray is released.
>>80889871The estimates from Friday are Allegiant with $11,900,000 and Zootopia with $9,629,000. However, Allegiant made an estimated $2,350,000 on Thursday night, which for accounting purposes is included with Friday's numbers, based off of the old ways when "midnight showings" actually began right at midnight so the movie technically started playing on a Friday. If this was excluded and put onto Thursday, then day #1 for Allegiant made $9,550,000, or just slightly under day #22 for Zootopia. That combined with Allegiant's 10% RT score and the fact that people who are still big into the Divergent Series went to see it opening night/opening day means Zootopia will pull ahead and stay in 1st place for the weekend overall.
>>80883414Isn't there a Nick version of this?
>>80890004foxes are asians confurmed
>>80889452How? The electric current is going to take the shortest path of least resistance possible, why would it travel through judy and back to Nick's neck? Also stainless steal is a shitty conductor
>>80889843>judy's face right after the jokedidn't even notice this
>>80889930Duke, the most puntable member of the most puntable species, was still doing fine. He didn't let up that he was having a horrible time being shat on by society anymore than usual. Also the museum was just closed, which is probably why Judy thought it would be worth the risk of getting it on the tracks if it just needs to take a quick right and then stop.It could be the case that more people thought it best to stay home given the predator attacks that keep happening.
>>80890004I actually don't think the DCP for this was 4k, just 2k. Unless the IMAX version had a higher resolution, but that drive got shipped back a week ago.
>>80890029They look slavic.
>>80890068It only appears for about 1/4 of a second so yeah, it's hard to miss.That webm is cut right to the very last frame before the view switches back to Flash.
>>80890004>>80890088I don't think we'll be getting 4K releases of Disney films until they become popular.
>No webm of this showing her paw slipping for the first time when she tries to open itI didn't even notice it the first time I watched the movie.>>80890089Go back to /v/.
>>80890089yeah actually how do you spoil something mid-word?
>>80890095An anon said that in the Polish version, Nick starts spouting off phrases in Russian, to those polar bears.
>>80890128That's incredible and I hope it's true
>>80890095in polish dub they renamed the bears to Vladimir and Wolodia, then Nick tried his faux russian.
>>80882424you think Judy was a Junior Ranger Scout?
>>80890122i haven't got a clue.
>>80889994Gideon is the perfect husband. Anyone have the Finnick "just bros being bros" image?
>>80890118>The series, based on a collection of young adult novels by _____ ______, follows heroine _____ through a dystopian _______ as she rebels against the fascist system that rules its inhabitants.Not too surprised that it's not making that much, I think that one's been used before.
>>80890160yea it is, he says 'da' at the end of each sentence
>>80890180welcome to young adult books-turned-movies
Anyone know if there is a non cam stream out there yet?
>>80890118>thinking about seeing the movie a 4th time>Check the seating for the next showing in 40 minutes>The biggest showroom is almost booked and is packedWell then.
>>80890180Its like the original plot of Zootopia
>>80890072Still, the place where the last part of the film looks a bit un-Zootopian like.I guess this means the slums do exist. I mean, why they still connect an abandoned station?
>>80890224Nope, camrips are all we have so far.KFP3 didn't get a non-cam stream until I think 4 or 5 weeks after its US release. And it was the Korean version. (which was just the English version with Korean subtitles)
>>80890235it was young heroand Nick is in his 30s
>>80889930Pretty sure everyone was just staying put in their homes, like how people cower in fear folllowing a declared state of emergency. Finicky also open the door holding a bat for defense which add some credence to that assumption
>>80888547>Beets by Dr. [INSERT ANIMAL PUN HERE]
>>80890203Maybe it was fresher when Hunger Games was new on the block and the previous genre had already been worn down. Is there a new book genre on the shelves yet whose movies we can look forward to in a couple years?
>>80890178>we will never know Gideon's sexualityCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
More ZFD when?
>>80890285sequel about firefighter/paramedics
>>80882536It's not funny
"Shed or a Hide, you're coming with me."
>>80890275HG didn't start it. Twilight did. Dime-a-dozen Young Adult crap being turned into movies because they made top list in NYT or some shit.Hell, there's apparently one YA book, I think it was the City of Bones, where the book itself was good, but was thoroughly changed because it didn't fit the generic narrative the book-turned-movie had.>>80890256Still, I am a bit wary on the place on the final act.
>>80890088What's the most common? I can't imagine it takes THAT much longer to render out the whole movie at 4k or 8k resolution with modern hardware
>>80890255In Fox years
>>80890264>Bleats by Dre
>>80890341noanimal years dont exist in Zootopia
>>80883367A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the neutron is about to pay the barkeep tells the neutron "Just for you, no charge."
>>80890339>shot seems to have hit the liverApply pressure all you want judy, that's a dead fox.
>>80886323> "Judy what are we going to do on the bed?"
>>80890347Nice baitu desu ne baka sempai
>>80890331Yeah, "Teen Paranormal Romance" being the previous genre kicked off by Twilight, while the current one is "Teen Dystopian Revolutionaries" or something kicked off by Hunger Games.
>>80890192that howling wolf was renamed Geralt instead of Gary (white wolf, duh!)and when Nick showed her the maintentance tunnel on the cams, she complimenented him by calling him 'Captain Wildcat" (Kapitan Żbik) , it's an old polish comic book from 70s about police officers.hm... oh, we also find funny when Finnick said "You're a *dog now, nick! And you were such sly fox!"*dog means cop in polish slang.
>>80890358Enjoy the ban freak.
>>80890358anon stop, you've going to get us all killed.
>>80890341No such thing. In Zootopia humans could live a long life together with their animalfu.
>>80890232why would you want to watch it 4 times?
>>80890358So... banished to /trash/ when?
>>80890402Nothing better to do after practicing drawing, and just before work. I've yet to try the shitty movie theater food in this theater too and i can't get my mind off that.
>>80890358Take the first one and put something else on that sign.
>>80890232See a late night show (9pm or later) or see it during the day on the weekdays.
I want more wolf operative fanartthey're cute
>>80890342Reminder that Judy had "Let it Goat" on her iPawdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_DaizJnnJQ
>>80890407Rough trans:>thank you so much for believing in me>dont cry for me, dumb bunny, youve been my everything for me (sp?)
Hmm, I wonder what tells them what to wear in ZPD. In the briefing room we see some officers (like the two wolves), rather than wearing a traditional uniform, they were wearing what I'd argue was some PE uniform.I kinda want some of the cast to wear that.
http://amzn.com/1772751774What will be the prequel about?
Is this me or we have being raided by /b/ with these picture of smiley?
>>80888678Why is he so perfect
>>80890435Can confirm. Saw it on a Friday at 3 PM and I was the only one there aside from a dad and his kid.
>>80890402To see it in a crowd of people who are seeing it for the first time, and watch how many are startled by the jump scare.
>>80890488drawing attention to it will only make it worseinstead post smug
>>80890480...How could it be a prequel but feature characters that just met in this movie?
>>80890407>Bunnie boobies>Judy as height as Nick's shouldersThis is just wrong.
>>80890160>That's incredible and I hope it's truePole here, can confirm. They are wearing tracksuits for heavens sake, I thought it's heavy implied in the original that they are indeed russian.In Polish version nick does indeed try to speak Russian to them (or pretending to speak it at least).
>>80890490a rotary telephone? when virtually everyone else is walking around with smartphones?
>>80890495Yep, since I'm a filthy NEET, I go see movies during the day on weekdays, and the theater is usually empty, or only has 1-3 other people in it.
>>80890510does it make you uncomfortable?
>>80890473those eyes look like the ram eyes. anyone have a screenshot of one of the rams so i can edit this?
>>80890512They probably won't meet up with with each other and instead will be able their lives before meeting each other.
>>80890529już to mówiłem>>80890166it's cute when Nick calls Judy "Hopsiu"
>>80890536The hospital itself is very old, judging from the abandoned beds stuffed in a side room. I guess that phone just never broke and they didn't feel like replacing it.
>>80890565>One buttmad feminist critic ruined the 100%
>>80890492I don't know anon, I just know...he is.
>>80890536Maybe a dedicated hone line into the Asylum, as long as it works why bother replacing it?Or invest money into it?
>>80890568It was also an asylum at one point.
>>80890592>OneI don't think she was feminist anyway.
>>80890635There was an anon who wrote an email to her and she responded with a bunch of dribble.
>>80890615>Savage animals get loose, horror movie chase escaping them
>>80890469They probably have a gym at HQ and that's their training uniform. What sucks is that Disney won't put out shirts like that or subtle ZPD references for the classy, closeted, disneyfag.>>80890480Judy, Gideon, and Travis hopefully. They all have a history together, so I'd love to see them interacting more.Nick's story will hopefully include Finnick.
>>>/pol/68015046its a meme now
>>80890440i wish their scene was 10 minutes long instead of 10 secondsSO COOL
>>80890540I see Judy is going to get killed over and over again.
>>80890684You know, this whole section of the movie kind of felt like that Spy movie that Byron wanted i think.
>>80890649It's not dribble, she said that she found the message unclear. I don't agree with her and I don't think she's a good reviewer, but if you actually read you'll see nothing feminist.
>>80890649>>80890724The word is "drivel," by the way.
>>80890671Frozen Fire, by Tim Bowler.
>>80890635>animal behavior is a troubling metaphor for diversity.Gee.. it's almost like different people differently. Or was the premise of 'diversity' that diverse people don't have diverse reactions?
>>80890743>dandy British Clawhauser swinging around his dildoI didn't even know I wanted this!
>>80890712I'm really looking forward to the bluray, hopefully we get to see a ton of cut material there. During the Q&A session they had a couple days ago they mentioned that some scenes from the first version got all the way to animation and how painful it was to cut stuff that animators had worked on for a long timeI think it would be really cool if they adapted some of the elements from the first version into the inevitable sequel!
>>80889184>>80889184> being female> bulletproof-vest covers boobies> being male> bulletproof-vest covers whole torso
>>80890454>hand on her waistCUTE! CUUUUUTE!
>>80888533Ow, my heart
>>80890783Would it really surprise you if that there though?
>>80890787>British Clawhauser swinging around his dildoi think that's a billy club.
>>80890788Wild Times Park MUST appear in the sequel, MUST. it can be run by someone else, Koslov, or Finnick's friend but it MUST BE THERE. also i hope they'll get more creative with cars this time.
>>80890788Hey they do have whiskers just very short, so I take they trim them off (as Nick may do as well?)
>>80890831Is that what they call dildos in Fish and Chips Land?
>>80890598I want to pull a armed heist with him
>>80890473>>80890544i tried my best
Once the bluray releases, I'm going to waste so much time single stepping through every frame of it
>>80890799But rabbits don't even have those up there.
>>80890862i dunno. it's just what i've always heard them be called.if someone from over the pond could confirm, that would be dandy.
Judy is such a great supporting character for Nick.
>>80889702>Eye of The Tiger>U Can't Touch This>Never Gonna Give You Up>All Star>Who Let The Dogs Out>Call Me Maybeis this meme hell?
>>80890910Zootopia rabbits do. You know, because evolution.
>>80889075Disney really chose the best time to release the movie. Even after BvS comes out, I think it's going to be sitting in the top five for a comfortable period of time.
>its a Flash episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>80891013No they don't! AND THAT'S NOT HOW EVOLUTION WORKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80889285Jude is the Law
I've been hearing from reviews and even news that the movie tackles racism and shit like that.What does it even mean?
>>80889507now that's how a cop looks like
>>80889712>one step away from tweaking
>>80891027Also different places have spring break at different weeks this month. Some of them had it this week, and Zootopia's Monday-Thursday income was higher than last week's Monday-Thursday. Even more will have their break next week or the week after.
>>80890676>go out on their duties in their gymwear rather than changing into their uniforms
>>80891027Fittingly enough, it'll probably be around when the Jungle Book comes out when things will slow down for Zootopia
>>80890480>prequelWait, when was this announced?
>>80890983>female character who is obviously the main character ends up being considered the supporting character.this is why femanists are upset.
>>80891047One of the themes of the movie is that fear can be manipulated and lead to prejudice. It's done better than your standard racism allegory because there's no "THIS IS THE ANALOGY FOR WHITE PEOPLE, THIS IS THE ANALOGY FOR BROWN PEOPLE" moments, it makes sense within the universe and it's its own separate moral lesson that can be interpreted in any way the viewer wants.
>>80888838That's not a funny joke
>>80891082They can hit the locker room after the bullpen.
>>80890680Wow, pretty much everyone in that thread is praising the movie too. It's pretty insane that even /pol/ can fall in love with Zootopia.
>>80891136do they meet the Zootopia version of this guy
>>80889605First song is a win.
>>80891085Saw this posted earlier today in the previous thread, no idea how long this was announced. But considering that there is the Cinestory book as well as a Comic style book of the whole movie story already I can assume that this is very recent.
>>80891162Now I want to see one of the wolves tied up saying "FUCK YOU!"
>>80890893oh jesus christ
>>80891162What is that even from? some old gay porno or something?
zootopia fandom is ______
>>80891332Surprisingly okay, for the most part.
>>80891151>>80890680>that fucking jokeJesus christ, I spat out my toothpick
>>80890480In Germany there is a Zootopia book available which could pass as a Graphic Novel (Pic from preview has 80 pages). I haven't seen the equivalent in English yet, so this might be the English release of the same book. (With an additional prequel, as the German one does just contain the Movie Story).http://www.amazon.de/dp/3505138800
>>80891307by the looks of this picture, Judy farted and is hoping Nick didn't hear it....he did....
help i'm running out of trailer
>>80891332only going to get worse
>>80891332the worst. I hate you all
>>80891332Cute and 100% innocent
>>80891427it's only the furries who are gross, everyone else who loves this movie seem to be nice people
>>80891332okay i guess.
hot fox on bunny rape roleplay action
>>80891381>Excellent sense of smell
>>80891391Now capture /pol/'s
plz post more fan content of the original concept
i eally like nick's handstheyre unique.
>>80891369>Urheberrechtlich geschütztes MaterialNo anon, what have you done!?Also, I think that's a mistranslation. Didn't he want the sheep's prize tickets, not their entry tickets?
>>80890893Christ. I never wanted a pair of fictional characters to get together so bad. I don't even give a shit about shipping, but these two. Just make it cannon already movie devs FUCK
>>80891481>Love the movie>Don't even care that they're animals>Just want more police storiesActually them being animals might make it better, different situations that the characters have to work through and stuff.Fucking hell I want a straight up noir story in Zootopia.
>>80891510More crossover art.
>>80891332tearing me apart
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
>>80891369Pretty sure that one is the Golden Book. Maybe the graphic novel is the comic that has the same style and drawings as that book. It's apparently only out in south america.
>>808915731,503 sea burials?
>>80891494this isn't google anon
this is from a children's activity book.i find it "sanny" sad yet bit funny
>>80891567Thanks. Genuinely chuckled at that one.
What previews did you get before the movie?
>>80891567You have to get all the reply strings in the middle one my man
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?My ass.
>>80891611>>80891598>This artjust awful.
>>80891611to be continued
>>80891610I had Jungle Book. I didn't get Pets.
>>80891596Close! You get halfway!
>>80891610Dory, Storks, Pets, Angry Birds, Jungle Book are the ones I remember.
>>80888468does anyone have her stomping her foot?
>>80882730/co/, please tell me the name of this movie.
>>80891638The titanic got almost two thirds of the way to New York before it sank.Your joke isn't factually accurate.
>>80891094>not getting the obvious joke about nick supporting his arm on judy's head
>>80890382Shut, that's dark, Judy putting a new collar on a recently freed nick.She looks devastated and he's like >"don't sweat it carrots, I'll get used to it... again"
>>80891610>Angry Birds MovieLooks like shit. Literally has a drawn-out pissing joke in it. Fuck off, Rovio.>Finding DoryLooks decent enough, I guess.>Alice through the looking glassMeh. Super edgy live-action remake of a cartoon...meh.>Jungle Booksee above>Miracles from HeavenReligionfags pls. Stop perpetuating your fairy tale.
>>80891669Is this guy serious?
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
>>80891669i think it's Titan: A.E.
>>80891610I got...Jungle Book, Finding Dory, Angry Birds, Ninja Turtles 2, Ratchet and Clank. The ninja turtles one kept going on for like five minutes
>>80891610We got rabbit.
>>80891669>>80882730Isn't that Titan AE?
>>80891636Is it just me or did the voice acting sound horrible in that jungle book preview?
>>80891707The only bad thing about Zootopia is that you have to suffer through those trailers before you get to watch the good movie
>>80891740Because they didn't get the (current) voice of Pooh to play Kaa.
>>80883414>>80890339Is this some kinda fetish?
>>80891740Yeah I found ScarJo's voice jarring with the snake animation as well.
>>80891598>>80891611>>80891628Looking forward to the rest of this.
Is farmgirl judy the best outfit?
>>80889820can you make him look like a Attorney fighting for Mr.Big.
>>80891808Fit judy is the best judy!
I don't think there's enough finnick in this thread. Please someone rectify this
>>80891694>Looks like shit. Literally has a drawn-out pissing joke in it. Fuck off, Rovio.Looks like a meh movie so far>Looks decent enough, I guess.I thought it was a April Fools day joke>Alice and Jungle BookJust want money movies>Religionfags pls. Stop perpetuating your fairy tale.Somebody seems mad
>>80891808>>80891884Every Judy is best Judy. Judy is literally perfect.The only others who could close would be her iblings from the same litter.
>>80891887>VLC snapplease don't bea cunt ad share the movie
>>80891884desu they're all the best outfit
Why are his paws so cute
Where are these hi-res screenshots coming from
>>80891954it's not the entire movie it's just a DCPRip of the russian trailers
>>80891700Depends on which model. Vans hold quite a few people while the bugatti veyron only holds two. Many models do not come with ash trays.
>>80891808>>80891884What about fit farmgirl Judy?
>>80892024Disney posted all the trailers in HD, and a few movie review channels got to post clips in HD as well.
>>80891890HE'S GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>>80892027so if someone could get their hands on a DCP and copied it , that would mean the entire theatrical release would be up for grabs
Once this thread goes bye-bye, here's another>>>80888664
>The way Nick practically hyperventilates from seeing the muzzles during the press conference
>>80892089I love the way Nick's legs work when he is sitting down like that, you can really tell they tried to make them look like evolved animals and not just humans with animal heads
>>80892152>making a new thread before the current one 404'sThat's a good way to get it deleted, anon
>>80892098I need to see that
>>80892179Jokes on you, I made it three hours ago.
>>80892179that was made ages ago, and has stuck to it's actual discussion and was supposed to be about the movie.this one was started with trying to push a meme.
>>80892089I see some pixels on the floor.MOVIE = RUINED
>>80892148I suspect there simply wasn't encryption on the trailer files or something. From what I've read, the encryption system on the digital projectors is pretty well designed. We can dream though!
>>80889782I was thinking about how Fru Fru and how her eyes are different than the other shrews, and it hit me that she's the "main character of another movie."
>>80892255What? I was under the impression it was a Mr. Big genetic thing.
>>80892255Honestly that picture alone of the reception looks like it could belong to a completely different movie altogether.
>>80892234Most trailers aren't encrypted, unless they're locked for the purposes of premiering before a specific new movie, which doesn't happen often in the all-trailers-premiere-on-Youtube era. Nearly all feature files are encrypted, unless they're indie studio low-budget things that nobody cares enough to pirate. Dancing It's On was one of those.
>>80892305I'm sure /v/'s joke will be terrible.
>>80892346it started off with "Hej" so yeah
>>80892185So do we all, anon. So do we all.
>>80892346What 4 stands in Playstation 4?
>>80892305I feel like this could have been done better...
>>80892305I don't get the konoha leaf village bit. Something about naruto and the nine-tailed fox?
>>80892356>Fox looks better when he looks like an actual fox and not this weird kind of humanWe need more Fox Wilde.
>>80892430uhh... what is this supposed to be a parody of?
>>80892427its a joke poking on the canadien leaf
>>80892305I never understood the point of messily adding all the replies. It doesn't make it any funnier.
>>80892489I think it's just a fetish
>>80892384Yoursand this one
>>80892168>better snow than Frozen ever did.
>>80892497oh fuck lmao
>>80892522>>808925284 is the number of exclusive video games on this console. That was the joke posted on /v/.
>>80890565I want to brush that snout
anyone got a link to that youtube clip where judy interrupts nick's hustle and then it all ends with Enya song?
>>80892637its shit. no one capped it?
>>80892637How many exclusive video games did it even receive?
>>80892637Okay, it's not that good. /int/'s was so-so, /pol/'s and /co/'s actually made me chuckle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHrIyjb2GwQi doubt you care about other dubs, but here's a sample of polish one.
I need the webm of Judy having a bad time as a meter maid
I'm excited for a Nick prequel comic thing. I wanna know more about him and Finnick.gay gay gay gay gay
>Get a warning for talking about zootopia in a zootopia thread
Someone cap /co/'s joke
>>80891620I dun get it
>>80892815Least it was just a warning, I got banned for 3 days before for posting a Nick and Judy snuggling pic.
>>80890783Oh hey, read that book back in 8th or 9th grade. Nice book.
>Realizing that Redwall can probably exist in Utopia>Realizing that the subtle undercurrent of racism that existed within probably got them banned
>>80892722well it sounds... ok i guess
>>80892871And I got a ban for posting a completely SFW image of Judy in a non-revealing swimsuit. (the one where she's saying "We're still on duty! Keep an eye out for inappropriate swimsuits!")The janitors here make no sense and just delete whatever triggers them.
this would be an interesting crossover
>>80892815Same thing happened to me, I posted a greentext concerning Nick's interaction with the Hopp's family with the "beware of my army" image.>>80892871>Nick and Judy snuggling lewd
>>80892722Disney did a ton of local adaptations for this movie, where actual text on banners and signs got translated, not just the voicesI wonder if we ever get to the point where they actually redo all the lipsync to match each language, I'm sure you could make the process almost automatic if you made the right software
>>80892815>>80892871>>80892946>>80893006>tfw never banned from these threadsHonestly, I think the mods are doing well controlling the growth of these threads.
>>80893042i saw such thing in Wall-e, where they translated some signs.I was hoping same for zootopia, but nope , there's 'Zootropolis' on the board behind kid judy during the play. It'd be nice to see "Zwierzogród" there instead.
>>80893093I only let my true bunny-fucker come out after the mods are asleep.
>>80890305Id'd be happy if they made one about firefighters Planes was awful
>>80893093Nah, it's just the /co/mblr janitors getting triggered and deleting whatever they want, as usual.
>>80893102>It'd be nice to see "Zwierzogród"Germany got pretty much everything translated. Feels good to get special threatment.
>>80893215>Germany got pretty much everything translated. Feels good to get special threatment.>Zoomaniauhhhh..
>>80893252Keyword "pretty much"
>>80893252Not just Zoomania. Signs and other text too. I believe even the mug and the parking tickets had german on them.
>>80893306>>80893276hmm.. maybe they will change it for the DVD/BD release. who knows?
Nick x Judy is cute
>>80892430This is what I get for asking...
>>80893385FinnickxNick is cuter
>>80891628Is this porn? Will it lead to porn?
>>80891611>>80891598I don't like the buff body Nick is sporting in this comic. It just doesn't look like him.
>>80893442Doubt it. The artist consisted himself as a SFW artist.
>>80892637That's a bad joke, and not even a its-so-bad-that-its-funny joke.
>>80892949What is it?
>>80893571>"SFW artist">draws tons of suggestive stuff, just no nipples/genitaliayeah, sure, "SFW"
>>80893436it is a forbidden love
>>80893816That makes it better
Nick is the cutest
anyone got a screen cap of nicks cute paws after the train explosion